And now for the second adventure:
The Adventure of Speags, Alpancake, and Buddy (and a little bit of Wasabe)
March 18, 2006 was the day of choice. The time was 5:00. Our story begins at the mall. It was a nice day, although it had rained earlier that morning. As I walked into the mall I looked around and I was walking around trying to find Alpancake and Buddy. I walked over to our meeting place, which was the talking tree. I waited their for a minute and then Buddy comes up to me and fetches me. He brings me over to where Alpancake is sitting and I give him the notebook we are going to use to keep tally (Tally Hall Rules). We look at some of the stuff in there which includes some questions Drumonk and I made up for our Albertson's Adventure and the story I thought I lost which I started before Tar Blanket. Afterwards, I have to give Alpancake my sweatshirt, revealing my most excellent orange tie. As soon as we finished looking at that stuff, our real adventure began.
So Buddy, Alpancake, and I (Speagsmanatee) are walking around for a while looking for our first victim in our little experiment. We couldn't really find anyone at first because all the girls were with thier boyfriends, with their mothers, or really young. I don't think I really have to explain why I couldn't ask those people. So anyways, We're walking around and then finally we see two girls talking. So I go up to them and say, "Would any of you girls like to be my girlfriend for 5 minutes." They both said no. Then I said, "Is it because I am mormon." And then they mentioned how one of them used to date a mormon, and then one of girls said, "A mormon broke her heart." I replied to this with, "Well I can break your heart also." Then they pointed at Alpancake and Buddy and asked if I knew them. I denied that I did. Then they both confirmed their no's and walked away. After this I returned to my 2 associates and they told me a story about how they know them, but I won't take the time to explain it because it isn't that great.
We then searched for our next participants. I asked two other girls if they would. "No," was their response. I then, once again, asked them if it was the fact that I was mormon. They said no again. Then I asked them if it was because I wasn't part of G-unit. They said no and then i called them G-unit haters. Then we were off. Then I asked two more girls. That equalled two more rejections. So far, I was 6 and 0. Alpancake then informed me that his sister would be walking out of the movies at a point in time. He said that I should embarass his sister, so we headed over to the movie theaters.
Once we got there, we had some time to kill. We walked into borders and looked around there for a little. Then, we went into the arcade for a little. Then, we sat down on some chairs in front of the movies. We were talking about stuff, when Buddy says, "Hey Speakman, why don't you ask those girls over there." I look behind me and about 30 feet away from me are to girls. I had to act fast if I was going to ask them. So I yell, "HEEEEYYYYY.... pause..... HEEEEEEYYYY!" They notice me and I make a hand motion for them to come over to where I was. They walked over and one of the girls said, "Do we know you?" So I said, "No, Do any of you want to be girlfriend for 5 minutes?" The first girl said no, so I asked her friend. She really did not say anything, but her friend pushed her into it. So I started the timer.
So here is pretty much what happened: Speags: So how are you doing? Girl: I am doing fine. Speags: So what is your name? Girl: Says her name. What is yours? Speags: Well, people don't really call me by my real name. They call me Speagsmanatee. Girl: Says Nothing. Speags: So what do you like to do? Girl: Go to the mall and shop and stuff. Speags: Do you like pogosticking? Girl: I did when I was like, 7. Speags: Why don't you like it now? Girl: Because I don't have one. Somewhere in this point her friend asks if she can borrow Buddy's cell phone. Buddy let's her and she asks if it has unlimited minutes. Buddy says yes and then she starts talking on the phone. Speags: Do you want to race? Girl: What? Speags: Do you want to have a race? Girl: No thanks. Alpancake: You should just run around there by yourself. Speags: Gets up and starts running. After I got back, they were all laughing at my stupidity. So we talked some more about something or other, and then my timer beeped. Speags: Now this has been a great time in my life, but things just aren't the same as the first time I met you. It's not you, it's me. But, I think we should start seeing other people.(end of sentance). She gets ready to leave, but her friend is still talking on Buddy's phone. So as she is sitting and waitng for her, I say, "Wow, this is kind of awkward. You know, because we used to see eachother." She laughed and then once her friend was done, she left.
We were still waitng for Alpancake's sister to come out of the movies. I then said, "I can tell, with all of the information you have given me about your sister (which wasn't very much), which movie they are seeing. They are seeing Failure to Launch." Alpancake says that the movie that they saw started at around 5:00. It was around 6: 40 something. Alpancake then predicted that they were seeing Curious George, since it was playing right at 5:00. So we figured the movie would end soon.
SOMEWHERE AROUND THIS TIME, THESE 2 PICTURES OF ALPANCAKE WERE TAKEN:
We then proceeded to wait for his sister. We waited for a while. Then, I had to go to the bathroom. I went into the bathroom in Borders and when I came out. Buddy and Alpancake then came over to me and said that they spotted Alpancake's sister. We then went in front of the theater and i leaned against the wall while Buddy and Alpancake hid. Then we realized that she was going to the other exit. We then ran over to the other side and did the same thing. Then I saw her walk out with a bunch of her friends. I cospicuosly stared at her and as she walked by, I pointed my finger at her, winked, and made that noise with my tongue that goes with those 2 actions. She then realized that I associated with Alpancake. She asked me where he was and I said he was in Borders and then she spotted him. Then I asked her if she would be my girlfriend. Alpancake walks up to me and says, "what did she say?" And before she could answer I said that she said yes. Then she decided to go along with it. I then started the timer. So I ask her a few questions and she answers them. Then I make her take a picture with me.
After this picture we played rock, paper, scissors. Then one of the people she was with says that we weren't even holding hands, so i take her hand and then I say, "NOW RUN." Then I start taking off. After this I start another conversation with her. Then one of her friends start talking to her, so I interrupt them and tell her friend that she is interrupting a very serious relationship. Then more stuff happens that I can't remember. Then the timer beeps and I say, "This has been a great learning experience for me, but I don't think we should see eachother anymore." Somewhere in that time, we found out that they saw Failure to Launch (Who's Good?) [Me]
After this, Alpancake and I thought it was about time we should be heading over to Wasabe's house. We decided to try to get one more person to be my girlfriend for five minutes. We then started walking down. While we were walking some girl with her boyfriend said to me, "Hey I like your tie." I said, "I like the tie you are not wearing." She then said, "What?" Then I quickly said, "nothing" and then I started runnning. Once I finished running I saw to girls sitting on a wall. I went up to them and asked them if they wanted to be my girlfriend for five minutes. To my surprise, they both accepted the challenge. They asked which one of them I wanted to do it. I then asked them who wanted to do it more. Then they said that I had to choose. So I did eeny meeny miny mo and chose one of the girls and then I started the timer. We then talked for a while. I asked her if she was impressed by big tractors. She said that she wasn't so then I asked her if she would be impressed if I told her if I was really good at pacman. She said, "Oh yeah" in a sarcastic kind of way. I then said, "I am really good at pacman." "He knows," i then pointed at Buddy. Buddy then offered me two dollars to leave him alone. I accepted this offer and then showed the money to my girlfriend and said, "I have two dollars, that's a lot of money." She said, "cool." I then looked around and noticed a fire. I then told to her to look at the fire and then I said, "that fire represents our love, because it is so big and boisterous." Then Buddy threw a quarter and I picked it up and said, "Do you see this quarter?" "The shimmer in this quarter represents the glistening of your eyes." Then I challenged her to a race. After some persuasion of how that races are what boyfriends and girlfriends do, she finally accepted the challenge, but I had to give her a 10 second head start. I gave her her headstart and she beat me. But only by a little. Then some more stuff happened and then I broke up with her once the timer beeped.
Final Score: Yes- 4 No-7
We then proceeded to Buddy's car and I found out that Alpancake's sister and her friend's were getting a ride from Buddy also. When we got in the car, Alpancake's sister ended up sitting next to me. I then said to her what I said to the other girl, "Wow, this is awkward. You know because we used to be boyfriend and girfriend." Then Alpancake showed everyone our previous tape of our previous adventure. One of the people in the car said that that movie was better than the one that they saw. Alpancake then filmed some stuff of people in the car. Then we arrived at the home of Wasabe.
Alpancake and I got out of the car and went up to Wasabe's door. Before we went inside, we filmed some stuff about how we completed our experiment and then we knocked on the door and rang the doorbell. We then realized that Wasabe was not home. I called him and he said that he was almost home. We had a couple of minutes to kill, so we filmed me tapdancing. Then I started to sing a mexican song and i got onto a small wall which was close to a small hill and layed down on it. After I did this I rolled down the hill. Then I did it once more on film. Then I just layed on the sidewalk and Alpancake filmed me and I made a weird face accompanied by a weird noise. That is when Wasabe drove by.
Once Wasabe came home, we went inside his house. The main reason we were there was to watch WWE's Saturday Main Event. So we watched that and ate cake and jellybeans and popsicles. We also got some film of Wasabe and I dancing. We had good times making fun of Vince Mcmahon's chin hole. We watched that for a while and then once it was over, the adventure ended.