| We are being invaded by an unatural force! Twinkies go home! |
| What they look like: Most likely a Kandee Kid wanna be or a full blown hoochie, they've got the tight pants, but because they wear kandee they're automatically "ravers". You can always tell a twinkie from a raver by their shoes: Twinkies wear clunky high heeled shoes that they can't even walk in, let alone dance in. What they act like: They think they're hardcore ravers when they're not. They're often stuck up and bratty(as most hoochies are) and only go to raves cause its the "in thing to do" and "everyone else is doing it" They're cool cause: They provide so much entertainment on the dance floor when they try to dance in those shoes(if and when they do decide to dance), they end up looking like someone who fell out of the Electric Circus. They're gay cause: They're hoarding our scene and making it the "cool" thing to do. NO! BAD! We need a hoochie free environment and that can't happen if they think they belong in it. Favorite party essentials: Big clunky heels, a skanky tank top, glitter, and a feather boa. Their party goal: To be "cool" |
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