| Rules of Porn |
| 1. 40 year old divorced guys have no trouble scoring with large breasted 18 year old girls 2. 40 year old divorced women have large breasted 18 year old bodies 3. Women cum about 20 times from straight missionary fucking 4. Oral sex is the only way to wake your lover up 5. The wife has a secret stash of "toys" the husband has no clue about 6. Anal sex requires very little penetration time. Even the first time. 7. Married men love fantasizing about their wives having sex with other men, and they will jump at a chance to let that fantasy come true 8. A woman who's male lover has spurned her will invariably be a dyke at the end of ths story. 9. Who needs condoms? 10. Young males get hard almost immediatley after ejaculation (if they lose their erection at all) and are able to perform on mulitple women |