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| if that bike site doesn't keep up...we will |
| All the world's a stage--and in Ewan's case, one he would probably prefer to be naked on!! But alas, now with his epic bike trip through the continents (and countries with high murder and kidnapping rates) Ewan fans find themself literally in a loss for words. On the one hand, we want that "spring back in his step", but in the other we're screaming at the top of our lungs "OH MY GOD EWAN YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!! WE WORSHIP YOU AND WE CAN'T HAVE YOU...*harsh whisper*..risk your LIFE!!!" *collects self* But it's not in our cards to be parents, now is it? So now Ewan fans find themselves realizing that the next three months (although these will later be televised for our viewing pleasure) are going to be pretty....dead. Well--he's back now. All in one piece, and we are overjoyed. But its just beginning. Because like the slow-reaction of the LWR site, I'm just gettin' the dirt--and of course, food depriving my spies is helping too. mwhahahahahaha ;D And as always.....we leave everything to the imagination. Operation: Find Ewan My *fake* series on the joy, the heartbreak, the grime and the sweat of The Epic Trail, all told right from me noggin! and pay heed to the word FAKE, I don't want a bunch of angry e-mails, this is for entertainment only!! |
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| Mission Numero Six Spa from HELL During the expedition, we all know of Ewan and Charley's experience at a supposedly renowned massage palace/day spa...and that experience was filled with pain (AND partial nudity!) That aside, the need to visit a spa has arose again (those hard days out on the road) and since Ewan and Charley have lost confidence in their judgement abbilities, they're leaving it up to their loyal and loving fans. Those loyal and loving fans need to pick the correct spa that will not leave their idols battered and bruised... |
| NOTE: No offense to spas or health care facillities of that kind. Any questions or comments, please e-mail me. New mission are always in production, check back again soon. missed an operation? Check out the archives and see if its got it! |
| Descions, Descions... |
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