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| Episode 2 My homie g's |
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| *fade in* Well, in this messed up ol' crazy world of ours, one's got to find themselves with some companions..or at least act it. Not that that's what I'm doing *whistles*...but once again my whole I-Will-Be-The-One Plan kinda smogs up friendship plans. To the right is Chet, the cardboard cut-out. His name is Chet because one Obi-Wan IS enough!! *laughs...sighs..looks away*. Say hello, Chet! Chet: Hello. Hey Chet, I got a joke for ya! Chet: Is it going to involve a lighted match, because that wasn't funny at all last time! Oh, you can TRUST me Chet:...um...okay What is flat, stupid, can fold up and name starts with a C? Chet: A pop-up of a Cnidarian organism? YOU!!! AH-HAH YOU TWO DIMENSIONAL LOSER! Look at ME, I have VOLUME AND MASS!!! AH HAH HAH let me DRAW you a pipe so you can put THAT in it and smoke it!! bwa HAH HAH! Chet: ....go to hell *sob* |
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| *chuckle* I am SO cool.....okay, well maybe we don't nessicarly see eye to eye all the time, but Chet needs me, and let me tell you a HELL of a lot more than I need him!....I'm still devising a plan to push him out the window....He's an Idiot anyways no one would want him...but ya know a 12 inch tall action figurine over a life size replica I mean I don't stand a chance in.....NO! Quiet these thoughts!! I will not listen to them!!! |
| okay, you can obviously see that I don't spend much time thinkin' about the other Obi's in the house...or have enough comedic jokes about them...but they're really so boring, not like me!!! You hear that Ewan, I am an INTERESTING Action Figure!! (Reason #39875 To Be Destined to Me) Well anyways I better be heading out.. CREW: uh...what about the dude in the box? He don't talk much....anymore... well Goodbye!! ....geft mme mout mof mhere!! I Cam't breathe!! |
| My comedic enterprises will hopefully be more enterprising in the future....but I won't dwell my wandering thoughts on them now-- I'm going to snuggle into my cozy computer chair, and from the glow of the monitor ...I got readin' to do!!! |
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