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| Episode 1 The Phantom Me |
| *fade in* I'm one to contemplate life, as I contemplate myself. And in this I realize that this whole universe is forever in its offerings. Ya know, people will say how there's not a place for 'em, but there's an enormity of places, ya just gotta choose one. I've found my place. Welcome to My Life as an Obi-Wan Action Figure Who is in Love With Ewan McGregor, I keep no secerets and I burrow into my life. 'Cause that's the kinda person I am. |
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| *guitar riff blares, dies down* My love is Ewan McGregor. He is my heart, and I am one to kinda wear it on my sleeve (no pun intended). But he is my Passion. I'm writing a book, well am going to write a book, as soon as I figure out how to write......or move my hands.. |
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| *clears throat* And with this lightsabre I will smite..i mean, wack down my competition...er, foes. 'Cause there..ain't no mountain high enough...ain't no VALLEY low enough, ain' t River WIDE enough to keep me from...yea okay. You get the point. |
| and I guess I should also make the statement that there is no website firewalled enough to keep me from getting to ew!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA..HA He..em..yea...computer joke.. And here you'll find my place of work, and my FAV site up, ewymc!! (and yes, I've said that because it's in my contract...and there just went my deal..) And really the world wid web is what I have to thank for my ewan endeavors. Oh and that ball of light is not an orb, for all you paranormalppl out there, that's just Charlie the Flash. You'll see him in episodes to come! |
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| Right now you're prolly asking yourself a variety of questions. Whether this is completely lame, or absolutely idiotic, whether you should continue to read, or whether you should smite down every other action figure in exsistence to guarntee that's YOULL be the ONE!!....well, the last thought's..sorta mine, but I'm just kidding!! *nervous laugh* In addition to that though, I can guess there's a question like this: "Why in the F**KING world is a REPLICA DOLL interested in the PERSON he IMITATES!!?!?" Right on the ball, am I? Well see...this is 2004. Human-Action figure (I am insulted by the coment of "doll") relationships can and will become prevelant as the years go by. It's a fact of life, of nature, and people better just get used to it. I know I'm taking a big step to be the first to admit to "humanosexual" but I'm proud. Any other action figure, even still in the "packaging" should not be afraid. But see...Ewan, although sorta me, isn't me obviously. I don't have the same voice, characteristics, talent (and as I said before in both aspects *sigh*), and I don't have organs, tissues, or even moveable hands!! And ya know, besides all that, I don't care. My heart doesn't lie!!! |
| Well...hardly much more to say, I've made my introduction, a phantom NO more, and to my public I thank you for reading. Next week, or sometime like that if this plug isn't pulled on this production, you shall meet the other Obi-Wan's in the household. And lemme tell ya, it AINT gonna be pretty *grumbles*..Well I won't get into it now-- I'm going to snuggle into my cozy computer chair, and from the glow of the monitor ...I got readin' to do!!! |
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