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| "QuoTeS" sayings packed full of detirmination, ingenuity, grace, inspiration, and hillarity |
| Ewan: You know, it's funny. Everyone thinks being and actor is like being a rock star, with women barging down your trouser door. But it could not be more different. I ride to work everyday on my motorbike and there's never anyone at the studio gate. Every morning I arrive and think, 'where the f--k are they? Ewan: I've got a black woolen hat and its got PERVERT wriiten across the front of it. It's the name of the clothing label. And I was with my wife and baby at the supermarket and I didn't think. I just put my hat on Clara's head, because it was cold. And the looks. I couldn't figure out why I was getting death looks. And then I realized that my 10-month baby's wearing a hat with the word pervert on it and these people were like, 'There's Satan! There's Satan out with his kid! ' And then I made a point of wearing every time we went there. |
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| Ewan: I hated Clueless with a passion. I thought it would have been really good if someone had blown [Cher's] head off with a really huge gun. Ewan: I have a beautiful wife, and a beautiful child, and fantastic, wonderful parents and I love my job. In fact, I'm 'Mr. Fucking Lucky.' Ewan: An airport customs inspector once recognized me from Trainspotting and strip-searched me looking for drugs. Ewan: My lightsaber flew out of my hands. No one tells you that the sabers have about 10 'D' batteries in them. They burn your hands....I tossed the saber in the air and it ended up hitting a technician in the head. Ewan: There's nothing like being naked on the stage in Sailsbury in the afternoon. Ewan: In real life you don't get up with the sheet after you've had sex," he says. "It's not like I'll play a carpenter and wear nothing but a tool belt while constructing a dresser. That's just not safe. Ewan: There was some cheese, but it was an acceptable amount of cheese. Ewan: I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I'm really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it. Ewan: Did you see the dykes on bikes? Oh, you see that's where I belong! With a million lesbians on motorcycles! Ewan: It's a film about New York in the year 2001 and it's a musical with me and.....um....and...Debra Wringer. Me and Debra Wringer, and we're dancing our way through the futurisitc skies of New York in the year 2001. It's going to be amazing. No one will have seen anything like it. Like 'Blade Runner' meets 'Singing in the Rain'. It's quite something else. [making up an answer when asked what his current project, Moulin Rouge, was about] Ewan: I use to say she was a skanky whore, which really pissed her off. But yes, she plays a courtesan. A high-class whore. A high-class skanky whore. [on Nicole Kidman's character in Moulin Rouge] Ewan: I'll get in touch with Nicole now and again. Definitely. Because she's a skanky old whore and I love her for it. [when asked if he'll stay in touch with Nicole Kidman] Ewan: I'm doing a bit for the women's movement. The women have always been naked in movies and now I'm desperate to take my clothes off as much as possible. |