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| "QuoTeS" sayings packed full of detirmination, ingenuity, grace, inspiration, and hillarity |
| A Life less Ordinary "robert" Celine: Remember what they didn't teach you at Harvard Business school. Robert: I didn't go to Harvard Business school! Celine: That's a figure of speech, Robert. Celine: Look, they weren't trying to kill you. They were trying to confuse you, and scare you. Robert: Yeah, before they killed me. Robert: For all I knew, she could have been a karate expert or something! Robert: Are you taking me to a hospital? Because I don't want to die in a hospital. Celine: I'm not going to take you to a hospital. Robert: WHAT? What do you mean you're not taking me to a hospital? I demand to be taken to a hospital Robert: Right, you daughter! I have your asshole here!! Tod: Do you think that I'd talk to a dog? Do you think I'd ask a dog whether you're good or evil? What do you think I am? Some kind of crazy backwoods lunatic with a barn full of human skulls and a scythe that I sharpen every day in readiness for Armageddon? Robert: No, no, not at all, I'm sure you're just a regular kind of guy. Tod: Right, I'm regular, I am a regular man. I want... but that's not the point! The point is, who are YOU? WHO ARE YOU? Robert: Right you asshole, I've got your daughter here, and I'm gonna send her back in pieces if... OH! I'm sorry, madam. No, I haven't got your daughter here, I've got someone else's. No, we're not married. Yes, I've read the same thing, it's very hard to find suitable young men these days. Well, I'm sure your daughter's very nice, in principle I've got no objection to meeting her... Robert: You... you're going to kill me? Jackson: Yeah. [Robert cries hysterically] Robert: Well then I don't see why I should dig! Jackson: If you dig, I promise you when the time comes I'll shoot you through the head. [Robert laughs bitterly] Jackson: Now look, you don't like that? I can just shoot you through the testicles right now, you can bleed to death, I'll dig the grave, it's up to you. |
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| Black Hawk Down "grimes" Grimes: It's all in the grind Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean your looking at the guy who believed the commercials. You know, about 'be all you can be'. Grimes: I made *coffee* during Desert Storm. Crew Chief: Hey, Grimesy! No fear! Grimes: Oh, yeah, RIGHT! Grimes: I can hear bells ringin'! Sanderson: So where did they find you? Grimes: Behind a desk. [Sanderson laughs] Grimes: No really. Grimes: Fuuuuck this! |
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| Brassed Off "andy" Andy: Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, hey girls? Andy: Ah, awright, daft old codger, if it weren't for the band ah reckon he'd pop his clogs. Say, you'd fancy some grub? We can go posh if ya want... Andy: You work for bloody management, don't ya. Simmo: [talking about Gloria] You had her. Behind the bus station. Andy: No, I didn't. Simmo: You told us you did. Andy: No, it were top half only. Andy: The only reason I get up in the morning is to see if my luck's changed. And it never bloody has. Andy: No hope. Just morals. |
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| Eye of the Beholder "stephen" Stephen: You know me, Lucky Legs. Stephen: We went to Sea World once. With the dolphins and clowns on skis? Do you remember you were just a baby at the time? Stephen: You're not real. Stephen: Fuck authorization Hill, now I'm in trouble here! Stephen: The last time I blinked I lost you. |
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