Let's face it. We all know those industry-manufactured films, the ones with the aftertaste of commericalism; much like when you reach in desperation for your soda after crunching down on a burnt piece of popcorn, only to find that pop is syrupy and flat.
And, walking out of that dimly lit theater to the sound of some commercialy manufactured song in the rolling credits, you wonder.
Where did those c. 2 hours of my life go?
Well, usually you can avoid these packaged and sealed deals right from the previews, but we've all been subjected to it at least once. Or twice. Or to the point of not wanting to live anymore.
here's simply no hope for these films, really a shame, from bad acting to bad plot line to just general how-many-times-can-you-redo-the-rags-to-riches-theme!!! Or the zero-to-hero, or the individuality-and-faith-wins-in-the-end, or coming-down-to-the-extremely-stretched-out-last-three-seconds-of-the-championship-game-when-you-know-they're-going-to-win-or-the-movie-would-be-pointless!!!!!!!
Well, I decided something. It wasn't really a descion though. One day, I simply saved a poster of a movie like that, well at least in my opinion, and....
I pasted ewan's head on it.
You may be outraged, bewildered, in wonder. What is the point? I like that movie!!!
Why!? What are the reasons?
There are no reasons.
Who needs reasons when you've got pictures of Ewan, free time, and an image program?
Have fun and don't forget to laugh because....I AM watching you. |
