Genocide opens up with the lights shutting off and 'Breathing' by Lifehouse hits. Fireworks shoot up from the ground all over the place, as the fans are roaring. Perry: Welcome everybody! We are here live from Washington DC, for the one year anniversary of EWW! And what an event this is going to be!!!!!
Don: Yes it is going to be great as we hear the song Breathing play. It is the theme song for tonight. And we would like to dedicate that song, and tonight in general, to Conner Adams.
The lights go on and everyone settles down. The commissioner, Mr T, walks to the ring.
Mr T: Welcome everybody to EWW Genocide! What a show we have lined up for all of you to enjoy! First of all, I would like to let you all know that the reason I am out here is because Mr M is getting ready for his match. Let me just go over the card, and I just have a few variations to make, then we will let the show begin. First, Ice Cold Bob Taffin will fight Tank, and the winner will advance to the finals for the title of Mr EWW. As a special treat for the night, I am making in affect a 24/7 rule for the Hardcore title. Anyone at anytime can pin the Hardcore champion until the end of the show. Who knows, the title might go through twenty people tonight. Thus, that match will also be for the Hardcore championship, and will be a hardcore match. The reason for that is because I am cheering for Mr M tonight, and I am hoping that many people will try to assault the current champion, Tank. After that match is done, LA Snow will defend his title against Steve Liddel. And contrary to LA's wish, half of the tag titles will not be on the line. However, I am going to suspend that Continental title 15 feet above the ring, and make that match a ladder match. Taped to the belt will be a one way pass to the finals of the tournament. Then, Dake Ken will fight Manster for the American Championship. Then the final match for the Mr EWW tournament, Cosmos will fight Tonka. I am also adding a stipulation to this match, it's gonna be a last man standing match. Now, because those three tournament matches all have special stipulations to them, there will be a break for the three winners to rest. During the break, we have rounded up some midgets who will battle it out in a battle royal, just for all of your entertainment. After that, the three winner will fight for the title of Mr EWW, and an Elite Title shot in June. Speaking of the Elite Title, that title is up after that match, the champ Canadian Bad Ass will defend it against LA Snow, who could be fighting his third match of the night, this one will be a C-4 explosion match. After that match there will be a special announcement, followed by the main event, Tank vs. Mr M for the presidency of EWW. Happy Birthday EWW, it sure is a good one.
Mr T leaves, and the show starts.
Stone Cold's music hits, and Ice Cold Bob Taffin walks down to the ring.
Perry: I guess this is now a hardcore title match, along with the winner going to the finals! What a way to start!
My Plague hits, and Tank walks down with his title, and a few iron rods. He is looking around for people who might want to attack him. But he gets in the ring, and the match starts.
Tank drops a few of the rods, but throws one at Ice Cold. He catches it. They each have one now, and start using them like in star wars. They clash bars together a few times, then Ice Cold tries to pull off some crazy action shit. He drops his rod, goes to pick it up, and Tank smacks him right across the back of his head with it. Tank then starts smacking him in the ribs a few times, then goes for the quick pin. 1...2...kickout.
Don: I guess Tank wants this match over and done with so he can concentrate on becoming Mr EWW and the prez!
Ice Cold rolls out of the ring. Tank follows him. Ice Cold grabs tank and whips him into the steel steps. Then he grabs Tank and starts smashing his head into the steel barrier that is holding back tons of fans who are tapping the wrestlers on the back. They each start exchanging blows to the face, and make their way to the backstage area. Ice Cold whips Tank into a cement wall, and Tank falls down, leaning against the wall. So Ice Cold goes over to a forklift and gets in. He slams his foot onto the gas pedal and tries to crash into Tank. But the forklift is only going about 5 mph. Ice Cold doesn't realize it and is laughing evilly, as the forklift slowly goes towards Tank. Tank simply gets up and walks away, Ice Cold tries to follow him. So Tank walks down a flight of stairs. Ice Cold drives the forkift down them, and crashes at the bottom and crashes through the door. In the room there is a big buffet where other wrestlers are eating, as Tank and Ice Cold come in. Tank continues fighting Ice Cold, not realizing that the other wrestlers are planning to attack him and take his belt. Tank gives Ice Cold a suplex, then picks him up and gives him a piledriver. Then he looks around the room, and all the other wrestlers charge at him, being led by Eliminator and the Canadian Bad Ass.
Perry: There are half a dozen superstars all gang beating Tank!
As they are beating Tank, Ice Cold is off to the side drinking water, freshening up. Eventually, the superstars all start to fight eachother. Tonka goes after his later opponent Cosmos, giving him a pumphandle slam. Steve Liddel and Manster, the tag champs who hate eachother, start taking out all five midgets. Tank lays there beaten to crap, so CBA runs and pins him. 1...2...but then Elim pulls him off and goes for the pin. 1...2...CBA gets up, and pulls Elim off. Elim punches CBA in the face, so CBA kicks him him the stomach. They start fighting, and go upstairs. Ice Cold then walks back toward tank and goes for the pin. 1...2...kickout. Ice Cold picks Tank up and starts punching him, and grabs a plate of vegetables and breaks it over Tanks head. Tank falls back onto a table with food. Ice Cold walks towards him, so Tank starts hurling canadian timbits at him. Ice Cold ctaches one in his mouth and chews it up, and spits it all over Tanks face. Then, up above on the balcony in the same room, CBA and Elim are still fighting. CBA grabs Elim and powerbombs him over the balcony, right through the centre of the 5 foot, 200 pound circular EWW Birthday cake. The cake explodes and icing flies all over everyone. They are all blinded, except CBA who was at a higher elevation. So CBA leapfrogs over the balcony railing and crashes onto Tank and Ice Cold, taking them both out, and landing on Tank in a pinning position. The ref goes for the count. 1...2...3!
Don: CBA has just won the Hardcore title! But the match is still going!
CBA runs away. Tank gets up and starts chasing him, but slips on some icing and smacks his head on the door. Ice Cold gets up, walks over, and goes for the pin. 1...2...kickout. Ice Cold is frusterated and starts punching the floor, and eventually hurts his hand. Tank gets up and grabs him by the head, and smacks it intpo the ruins of what was once a forklift. Then Tank picks him up, and walks over to another room. It is the EWW dancers locker room. They go in and are still fighting, not noticing that there are about 15-20 completely naked women in there. All of them holding onto eachother, terrified and embarrased, and screaming. But, the 20,000 fans are cheering so much louder, you can't even hear the girls, and the wrestlers keep fighting,. Tank thinks they are all cheering for him, so he gets all hyped up, and starts totally beating the shit into Ice Cold, kicking him and punching him, smacking his head into the wall, the ground, and even into the mirror, shattering it. Then Tank looks into the cracked part of the mirror that is still up, and can see all of the naked ladies hugging and comforting eachother. He turns around and his jaw drops. He looks at them all standing there, looking at all of the implanted breasts, as they are all staring at him. Tank starts walking towards them, but Ice Cold comes up from behind, and rolls him up for the pin. 1...2...3.
Perry: Tank just lost! Twice in one match!
Don: Are you kidding me? Being in a room with 20 naked women doesn't sound like losing to me!
Tank gets up, grabs Ice Cold, and throws him out of the room. Then he grabs the ref, and throws him out too. Then he grabs the cameraman, and throws him out too. Then slams the door shut. The show goes to commercials.
Perry: We are back here live at Genocide. What a first match we had. We saw the whole locker room fighting it out. We saw blood, sweat, tears, and even a cake explode.
Don: But more importnanly, we saw dozens of puppies!
Perry: Those weren't puppies, they were fully developed b###hes.
Don: Oh yeah, hahaha! Well, back to business. We are ready for our next match!
Science hits, and Steve Liddel walks down to the ring.
Perry: According to the commish, this is now a ladder match! It sure will be great!
Get out of my way hits, and LA Snow walks down to the ring. He is carrying a ladder with him. The steel cable with his Continental title drops down, and the match gets under way.
The two circle the ring, before Steve dashes outside the ring and grabs the ladder. LA Snow follows him, and as Steve is holding the ladder, Snow dropkicks him in the face. LA grabs the ladder and pushes it into the ring, and picks up steve, and throws him in too. The two are now in the ring with the ladder on the ground, as Steve tries a bulldog on Snow. But LA reverses it into an atomic drops, and Steve is down once again. LA sets up the ladder, but doesn't climb it. Steve gets up, and grapples with LA. Steve comes out with a headlock. After a while, LA Snow appears to be passed out. So Steve lets go of the grip and quickly climbs the ladder. But LA Snow suprisingly gets up quickly and pulls Steve down, and he lands flat on his back. LA starts stomping Steve in the chest, before picking him up and throwing him over the ropes. LA then climbs the ladder. But Steve, who is outside the ring, grabs a fire extinguisher, and gets in the ring and sprays LA in the face as he was about to grab the belt. LA Snow loses his vision, then loses his balence, and falls off the ladder. Steve then goes to wirk, stoping on LA's head. Steve then grabs the ladder and leans it up against the ropes. Steve then climbs the turnbuckle and sits there.
Don: What is Steve planning?
LA Snow gets up and walks over towards the ladder. Steve jumps off the top rop onto the ladder on the outside of the rope, and it flicks up and smacks LA Snow on the face. But Steve gets his leh caught in the ladder, and lands akwardly on the outside, the ladder crashes on top of him, and he starts grabbing his knee.
Perry: Good move, but did you see how he landed? He could have a dislocated kneecap!
LA Snow gets up, and has appeared to have lost some teeth. He leaves the ring and sets up a table. He then picks up Steve, who is hopping, and lays him down on the table. LA then sets up the ladder, and climbs it. But Steve gets off the ladder, so LA stops. Steve walks over and pushes the ladder over, LA Snow falls into the ring. Steve picks up the ladder, throws it into the ring, as well as a garbage can, a 2 chairs, a mop, and a baseball bat. LA Snow gets up and grabs the baseball bat, so Steve stays on the outside of the ring, watching him closely. The crows starts to boo Steve for being a chicken. Then, out of the crowd, CBA runs into the ring and grabs the garbage can, and put it on LA's head.
Perry: Whats he doing! This is the second time he is interfering in a match tonight!
Steve quickly gets into the ring, and they each pick up a chair. LA Snow is swinging around the bat but can't see anything. CBA and Steve run up and give Snow a con-chair-top to the garbage can head, but LA hits Steve with the bat as well at the same time, between the legs. CBA is up though, and sets up the ladder. Steve is holding himself, rolling around. CBA tries to get him up, but Tank runs down, and hits him with the mop over the back of the head. He goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
Don: Tank is back, he sure did all those women quick! He must be an expert!
Perry: Yeah and he's got his title back!
Tabk runs away, and CBA leaves too. Steve eventually gets up, and tries to climb the ladder. But he can't move his legs much, so he only makes it to the second rung. Then LA Snow gets up, and climbs the ladder on the other side. They each make it to the top, very slowly, and start punching eachother. Then the ladder tips over, and the two fly outside the ring, through the table. They each lay there for a while, then Steve gets up and goes into the ring with the ladder. He sets it up, but notices it is broken, and it won't stand. He looks under the ring, and there is no other ladders. He realizes that there is no way LA Snow could win, so Steve runs to the backstage areato find a ladder. Meanwhile, LA Snow gets up and is looking around, wondering what is happening. The M-Tron then cuts to the production area, where we see Rev. Snow with some controls. He is playing around with them, and eventually, the belt begins to lower. It gets to 20 feet....15 feet...10 feet...then about 7 feet, when Steve comes running back and attacks Rev Snow.
Don: This isn't right! LA Snow easily has the match won because of his brother!
Perry: No, he doesn't! The belt is just out of LA Snow's reach, and he doesn't have enough energy to jump!
Steve looks down to the ring to see LA almost at the belt. He now has the belt, and is just trying to unhook it. So Steve grabs the controla and starts raising the belt, with LA Snow hanging onto it. When he gets back up to about 15 feet in the air, the belt comes loose, and snaps open. LA Snow, along with the belt, come crashing down.
Don: I guess it is over! This is a ladder match, but LA Snow didn't need one to win! All he needed was his brother to cheat for him!
Perry: Yeah, what a b###h. But it's over, LA Snow walks away with the Continental title, and he is going to the finals later on tonight.
Commercial Break.
Back from commercials, we are back in the ladies locker room. Some of the ladies are dressed some are still naked, and one is giving Tank a lap dance, congratulating him on getting back his belt. She is dancing real low, and eventually, Tank is flat on his back with the women on top of her. Just then, another women wearing nothing but a black and white striped bra and panties comes running over, and hits the floor three times quickly. The other women, who is naked, grabs the Hardcore title and leaves.
Don: Tank just lost his title to a women!
Perry: Can they do that? She was not a liscenced referee!
The two women, one still naked, are running through the backstage area. They run Bill Clinton, who is in attendance.
Clinton: Ooh, hey baby...
The starts hugging her and fondleing her breasts, then kissing her. He falls on top of her, kissing her passionatly. She is so aroused, she starts tapping the ground. The other female referee awards Bill Clinton as the new Hardcore champ. The other women gets up and slaps her. They start fighting eachother, until security breaks them up, and we head back to commercials.
Perry: Well, what a night it has been already. We have surely seen it all. And there is still tons more to come!
Don: Yes, We have alredy seen LA Snow and Ice Cold Bob Taffin advance in the tournament. Now, it is the third and final match. Either Cosmos or Tonka will meet those two in the triple threat final.
Perry: Well before we begin, we have a special guest for colour commentary. He is the former president of the United States and now he is the Hardcore champion. Thats right, we told you we've seen it all, if you weren't watching earlier, this man won the Hardcore champion by falling on top of a naked woman. Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up for Bill Clinton!
Bill Clinton makes his way down and the fans go nuts. He sits down next to Perry and Don.
Clinton: Hello guys, thanks for having me.
Perry: Thanks for coming, here we have a former Hardcore champ in this naxt match...
The camera cuts to the back, Tonka has just attacked Cosmos. They are fighting and security tries to break them up, but a referee arrives and starts the match, seeing how it is a last man standing match now. Tonka and Cosmos are in the public concession area. Tonka is punching Cosmos in the face, until Cosmos grabs a glass bottle of vinegar and smashes Tonka in the face, getting vinegar in his eyes. Cosmos then picks up Tonka and gives him a bodyslam onto the counter, and drags him along, wiping out all the food that was on the counter. At the end, Cosmos throws Tonka into a garbage can. Tonka gets up, and spears Cosmos. He lands flat on his back, after hitting his head on a table where people were eating. But one of the people eating at the table didn't take exception to that, and throws a plate of nachos at Tonka, getting melted cheese all in his hair. Cosmos gets up and grabs a beer bottle and cracks it over Tonkas head, and he starts to bleed. Cosmos starts punching his cut, hoping to get more blood out and Tonka to pass out. But Tonka gets up and gives Cosmos a death valley driver, then picks him up again, and throws him through a plate glass door. Cosmos gets up, and gives Tonka a drop toe hold as he was running at him. Tonka falls and hits his face on the cement outside the arena. Cosmos picks Tonka up, and walks him to a pickup truck nearby where someone is inside. Cosmos grabs the person and throws him out into the middle of the road. Cosmos then grabs Tonka a puts him in the back of the tuck. Then, he grabs the referee and puts him in the passenger seat of the truck, then gets in and drives away.
Don: Where the hell are they going?
Perry: I don't know, we need a winner!
Clinton: Don't worry, I know my way around town, hehehe. Just keep a cameraman with them and I can track 'em down.
Perry: Uhhh, the cameraman is still here.
Clinton: Oh. Well anyways, what is going to happen, if we can't get a winner, who is going to take the place in the Mr EWW finals.
Don: I don't know...
Just then, Don turns around and punches Clinton right in the mouth. He then goes for the pin. A referee runs down, 1...2...3. Don celebrates the win, until Perry gives him a DDT, and goes for the pin, 1...2...3. Now, Perry Melvin is the new champ. Then Tank walks down to the announcers table.
Tank: Get on the floor, before I put you there.
Perry Melvin, looking scared, lays down on the floor. Tank puts his foot on Perry's chest, and the ref counts 1...2...3. Tank leaves. Don and Perry each get up and sit back down.
Don: You loser! You took my title! Then you lost it! I can't believe it, i'm ashamed to be related to you!
Then we go to commercail break.
Back from commercials, the battle royal is getting ready to start, when the camera cuts to a bridge.
Don: Oh, I guess there was a camera there after all.
Perry: What are they doing! That is the bridge that connects Washington with Virginia! That must be the Potomac River!
Cosmos gets out of the truck and the referee does too. He then grabs Tonka from the back and starts punching him in the face. Then, he walks to the side of the bridge, and throws Tonka off. Tonka crashes to the water, and disappears.
Perry: Oh my God! He might have killed him!
After a while, Tonka's body floats to the top. The referee starts counting 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10. He raises Cosmos' hand in victory, and they drive away.
Don: Cosmos won the match by killing Tonka! What a disgrace!
The Camera then focusses in on Tonka's body. A women is heard screaming. A young lady wearing a tight, white blouse and leather pants runs into the water and grabs Tonka out and pulls him onto shore. She then starts pressing on his chest and giving him CPR. The camera runs down to see her and help her. Her blouse has become totally see-through and is sticking to her perfect, and real body. Tonka wakes up, and starts making out with this young lady on the grass, who has just saved his life. The camera cuts out.
Perry: Well, I guess that match is over, and Cosmos is going to the finals!
Don: But once again, I must say Tonka is the winner here!
Perry Melvin: Orion is now here in the MCI Center. Dake Ken is ready to fight for his right to call himself the American Champion. He walks on down the ramp now with the belt strapped around his waist. The fans cheer for him and Ice walks out down the ramp by his side as his manager for this match. Dake Ken will be taking on Manster in this match-up for the American Title. Dake Ken gets into the ring, taking off his title, Ice walking around the ring with sort of a limp, telling the crowd to raise the noise level. Dake is now on the floor outside of the ring. What happened?
Don Melvin: Look, Manster came down on a rope from the rafters. What a grand entrance for a grand wrestler here. The bell sounds and Manster flies over the ropes landing on the body of Dake Ken. And Dake looks very sluggish after getting a flying foot in his chest. Ice looks on as Dake Ken gets stomped by Manster and Robert Johnson doesn�t count. Manster picks Dake Ken up to his feet, hitting him with a few uppercuts to the jaw and then rolls Dake back into the ring. Ice sneaks on over to Manster, but Manster spears Ice right on down to the floor.
Perry Melvin: Manster gets up on the apron, the side of the ring. Manster slingshots himself over the ropes for a back splash onto Dake Ken, but Dake gets his foot up and kicks Manster in the back so he does a 360 onto his back. Manster lets out a scream in pain and turns over onto his stomach, reaching for the ropes. Dake Ken gets up to his feet, looking down at the pathetic site of Manster trying to pick himself up by the ropes. It looks like his back is seriously hurt. Dake Ken laughs and drop kicks the back of Manster so he falls down again and lets out another scream of pain. Dake grabs the arm of Manster and drags him into the middle of the ring. The crowd cheering on Dake Ken for this match. Dake Ken then gets Manster in an armbar which makes Manster go ballistic in pain. Manster tears away everywhere, looking for a rope, but he cannot find one close enough. Manster looks for a way to break Dake Ken away from him, but it is futile. I seriously doubt here Manster will not tap out� ooh, looky� Dake Ken lets Manster go. Maybe the man does have a�oops� I was mistaken. Dake Ken gives a fierce swinging neckbreaker to Manster. Manster looks dazed as he rolls around on the floor. His eyes aren�t even open. Dake drops a few knees onto Manster before raking his eyes. Dake is taking no mercy here, Dake lifts him up and swings him into an electric chair drop. Manster is totally out of his match and Dake Ken is soaring his way to victory. Dake Ken sets Manster up so he is right and ready to receive something off of the top rope. Dake then uses his great agility to jump up to the top rope and flies off for a gainer off of the top rope onto Manster. Manster gets a knees up and Dake Ken flies onto the knees. But, Manster took one hell of a hit there and Manster is holding his knees as Dake Ken holds his cock and balls.
Don Melvin: Perry, you can�t say that on television.
Perry Melvin: It�s motherfucking PPV� I can say whatever the hell I want, dipshit� now shove a condom in it.
Don Melvin: Okay� well, anywho� Manster is now on his feet and jumping around like one hell of a hyper child. Let�s just hope he uses that energy to beat the bloody puss out of Dake Ken�s swollen skull. Manster runs into the ropes, jumps off of the middle rope and moonsaults onto Dake Ken. Manster lifts a leg. 1�2�.. close, but a kick out by Dake Ken. Manster jumps up to his feet, does a front flip, landing on his feet and his feet on the head of Dake Ken. Dake Ken�s face then starts to gush with gore as the crowd starts to boo. Why are they booing Manster? Manster then gives the bird to the crowd who for no reason cheer. What idiots. Manster then runs over to the turnbuckle, does a hand stand and flies back onto Dake Ken with a hand stand to a belly splash or flop thingy? Who gives a shit? Manster goes for the cover. He might get it. ONE� TWO� OH MY GOSH.. DAKE KEN KICKS OUT. This is unbelieveable, with a great move like that, who could kick out?
Perry Melvin: Dake Ken.
Don Melvin: Shut up, dipshit. Manster smashes the nose of Dake Ken and blood squirts out all over the crowd. All who knows how many morons are covered with Dake Ken�s sick blood. Dake Ken then suddenly kicks Manster in the balls. Oh my gosh, I don�t believe this! Manster rolls around on the bloody mat with his hands in his pants, seeming to stroke it. Anyway� Dake Ken gets to his feet� he pulls Manster up to his feet and then slams Manster down with a Gorilla Press Slam. Dake Ken goes for the pin. 1� Dake Ken puts his feet on the top rope for leverage� 2� 3! Dake Ken gets the win� the motherfucker cheated� how dare he?
Perry Melvin: Dake Ken did a great job of hiding it, but I don�t believe he deserved to win. A mixed reaction from the crowd now as Dake Ken gets his title that is his now. Ice slides into the ring and looks, he is stomping the hell out of Manster. Manster grabs the leg of Ice and is biting the sucker now. But, Ice continues to stomp on his, kicking him in the head and such. Tank is now on his way to help his friend. Tank slides into the ring and flies on into Ice with his hardcore title belt. Ice falls down and is motionless now. Tank helps Manster up to his feet and puts his arm around his beck. Tank starts toward the exit but Dake Ken sneeks up and gives Tank a low-blow. Dake follows that up with one hell of a German Suplex with a pin and a 1�2�3! Dake Ken has two titles. Dake takes his titles and his buddy and crashes through the ecstatic crowd. Tank cannot believe it. Tank is back to his feet and he gets Manster back up and they leave the ring. We need to go to commercials.
Commercial Break.
Don Melvin: We�re back and Tank once again loses his championship title and Xecutioner might not be able to get his chance at the Hardcore Title whenever the hell the next event it. Anyway� we have a match to get to now. It will be between L.A. Snow, Cosmos and Ice Cold Bob Taffin for the title Mr. EWW and an Elite Title shot at EWW Presents: F*cked Up. Get Out of My Way blares over the sounds system as the Continental Champion with the title around his waist jogs on down the ramp. L.A. Snow slides into the ring, taking off his belt and getting ready for the match. Austin�s Theme Song hits and Ice Cold Bob Taffin walks on down to the ring with two knee braces and a cocky swagger. He is yelling to himself, at the crowd and such as he slowly walks on down to the ring.
The M-Tron flicker with something and Ice Cold Bob Taffin turns around and watches. Mr. T is on the M-Tron looking like he has something to say.
Mr. T: As you all could tell, I am in charge tonight, lucky for me. Something very awful happened, Cosmos was abduted by aliens shortly after his match with Tonka and he will not be able to make this match right now. So, L.A. Snow and Ice Cold, go on and fight your little match while I get sucked� I mean tanned here in my office waiting for the great main event between Tank and Mr. Masturbation� I mean Mr. M.
The M-Tron flicker off as the crowd returns to the ring.
Perry Melvin: Oh, look, Ice Cold throws L.A. Snow on into the ropes. L.A. Snow comes on back and is taken down with a powerful clothesline by Ice Cold Bob Taffin. Taffin looks down at Snow and smiles as he drops his big elboy on Snow�s chest. Snow rolls out of the ring and it looks like Taffin is starting this match off with a bang. Taffin gets out of the ring is persuit of L.A. Snow. Snow is to his feet when him and Taffin lock up outside. And Robert Johnson is allowing this to be a hardcore title match. Snow knees Taffin in the nuts and throws him into the ring steps. Snow grabs a chair and starts to pounds the skull of Taffin with it. This is Snow�s second out of three matches and he looks very tense. Snow then throws the chair into the stands and starts to kick the ribs of Ice Cold Bob Taffin. Taffin looks like he is really hurt, but getting up to his feet. L.A. Snow says no by picking Taffin to his feet and throwing his head into the ring post. Taffin falls down to the floor hard. L.A. Snow takes the leg of Ice Cold Bob Taffin and twists the man into a figure four leg lock. Snow then pulls hard on Taffin�s legs, his knee braces looking like they will break. Taffin screams out in pain and L.A. Snow looking like he is loving this. L.A. Snow would love to be called Mr. EWW here and he sure as hell deserves it with what he has done in his little bit of time.
Don Melvin: Yeah, sure. Just make sure you injure the fucker, all right, Snow? Good. Okay, Snow lets go of his legs and looks like he is ready to win this match. L.A. Snow throws Ice Cold Bob Taffin into the ring and gets up onto the apron via the ring steps. L.A. Snow gets to the top rope and jumps off, hitting Ice Cold in the middle of his chest with a missile dropkick. L.A. Snow goes for the cover. One, two, kickout. Ice Cold Bob Taffin lazily gets up to his feet. L.A. Snow looks at him and smacks in right in the face, tossing him into the ropes. Ice Cold Bob Taffin comes back, and L.A. Snow bends over, looking for a back-body drop. Instead, Taffin takes advantage and hooks Snow up and hits Snow with an Ice Cold Stunner. The loser has this match won. Oh my god!
Perry Melvin: He hooks the leg.
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!!!!
Howard Tinkle: The winner of this match and the Mr. EWW of 2002 is Ice Cold Bob Taffin!
Perry Melvin: What a turn around and Ice Cold Bob Taffin, the man who eliminated Tank earlier tonight from this tournament is now the 2002 Mr. EWW. Don�t go away folks, next we have a hall of fame induction for one of the greatest wrestlers in EWW history and then we have L.A. Snow who just suffered a huge loss against the Canadian Bad Ass for the Elite Title and then a battle for the presidency of Elite World Wrestling between Tank and Mr. M.
Commercial Break
Don Melvin: What a depressing night for me. Ice Cold Bob Taffin is Mr. EWW. Oh well. Now, we go to our great Commissioner Mr. T who is in the ring introducing our new Hall of Fame dude. A picture of the man is in the middle of the ring covered up in clothe. Let�s see who the man is.
Mr. T: Well, since basically the start of this company a year or so ago, we have had a superstar who has lighted up the ring with his rough tactics and great wrestling ability. Only ever getting one title match and that for the Elite Title, the man took advantage of it. Being the co-founder of G.O.D. and the long time friend of Tank, this man has found his place in EWW history as one of the gratest ever wrestlers ever in the company and only ever holding one championship in his time here. He is the man who, other than Tank, struck fear in the hearts of million and made the thirst for blood one hell of a fad. He is the one and only� DOOM!
Mr. T pulls the yellow rope and the curtain falls. The picture of DOOM is seen throughout the arena and the fans watching around the world.
Mr. T: This guy is good, he rules, yeah, yeah, yeah� he is in the Hall of Fame� he is so good� yeah� let�s go to commercial.
Commercial Break.
Don Melvin: Interesting. We�re back and now it is time for L.A. Snow to fight against CBA for the Elite Title. Get Out of My Way hits and L.A. Snow crawls out from under the ring and slides into the ring, getting ready for the match for the title. Light flash all over the arena as L.A. Snow leans up against his corner, taking a few breathes and focus� on the task at hand. �Cowboy� by Kid Rock hits the P.A. System and the crowd gives mixed reactions. My man CBA walks out from the back with the music and the Elite Title over his shoulder. It�s time for the man to kick some major ass. CBA takes his title and drops it, running into the ring and sliding in.
Howard Tinkle: The following match is a C-4 Explosion match. Explosions may occur at any time during this match. There are no rules, but the first man to get a pinfall is the winner. This match is between two men who have one goal and that is to be the EWW Elite Champion of the World!
Perry Melvin: The bell sounds. Both men lock up. L.A. Snow throws CBA into the ropes and there is an explosion. CBA loses his footing and falls on his face. He face plants. L.A. Snow takes the head of CBA and gets him into a camel clutch. CBA doesn�t look like he can focus on the hold, but is more focused on the blood with his flooding out of his arm. CBA then shakes his head and brings L.A. Snow over his head and onto the mat. L.A. Snow is still holding onto his head. Canadian Bad Ass gets to his feet like L.A. Snow. L.A. Snow had CBA in a head lock. CBA rams his elbow into the mid-section of L.A. Snow three times before L.A. Snow lets go. CBA lifts L.A. Snow up and brings L.A. Snow onto his back. An explosion is seen and L.A. Snow is hit. It looks like flames are there and L.A. Snow is on fire. L.A. Snow rolls all around the ring and suddenly, three more explosions go off. L.A. Snow is now covered in his own blood, dead skin all over, L.A. Snow is whipped out. The man rolls out of the ring, where explosions are still likely to happen. CBA takes a step and doesn�t get hit with an explosion. But, the man jumps onto a rope and flips over, hitting L.A. Snow with his back. They are right next to us here in the announcing table. CBA ginds L.A. Snow�s face into the floor here.
BOOM
Don Melvin: Look at that, both men and us are in the stands now. But, the match battles on. Both men exchange blows in the middle of the stands here. L.A. Snow gets down and tackles Canadian Bad Ass to his back, pounding his face with his fist. L.A. Snow picks CBA back up and throws him toward a railing. CBA collides with it and goes down hard. His head looks bloody and both men are tired out of their minds. L.A. Snow walks over to CBA and picks him up. Snow smashes CBA�s head into the railing and then chokeslams him down onto the cement. This match looks won by L.A. Snow. L.A. Snow goes for the pinfall. Robert Johnson goes to count. 1�2�kickout. CBA amazingly kicks out of that. CBA gets up with fury, kneeing L.A. Snow in the balls and stuffing him down to the cement with a ddt. CBA grabs the legs of L.A. Snow and gets him into an ankle lock. Now, CBA cannot win right now with a submission. It has to be a pin. Anyway, L.A. Snow looks like he is in a lot of pain.But, L.A. Snow is able to twist his way into kicking CBA in the head. L.A. Snow is back onto his feet. L.A. Snow knees CBA in the head and throws him into the concession area. L.A. Snow stumbles on over to the man and drops onto him for the cover. 1�2� kickout. CBA kicks out. L.A. Snow cannot believe it and gets to his feet. L.A. Snow walks over to the food area and grabs a hot dog. L.A. Snow then rams the hot dog up the ass of CBA? Oh lord, he did. This is seriously hardcore. CBA gets to his feet and runs around in pain, then running through the window and falling down two stories onto a hobo in the middle of D.C. right by the Metro. This looks bad for CBA here. This seriously sucks.
Perry Melvin: Well, L.A. Snow goes insane and dives off the area where CBA jumped from. L.A. Snow connects with a flying headbutt. The referee rides the elevators down and sprints on over to the area where L.A. Snow, his skull bloody, just like CBA�s lays an arm over CBA. 1�2�3! L.A. Snow wins the Elite Title once again. He is now a champion� but, what�s that sound�
L.A. Snow gets to his feet, his hand being raised. Robert Johnson dives out of the way. A car zooms by with an uzi out the window firing. The Elite Title in L.A. Snow�s hand as hundreds of bullets pierce through his skin, one hitting the man in the center of his forehead. L.A. Snow drops dead right there, in pool of his, CBA�s and the hobo�s blood right on top of both of them/
Perry Melvin: Silence here. The M-Tron just shows the carnage there. People crying for their hero there, lying lifeless and dead. I cannot believe this. We need to go to a commercial. Bye for now.
Commercial Break.
Don Melvin: We�re back and it is confirmed, L.A. Snow is dead. The Elite Title is vacant and what will happen to it will be announced tomorrow morning. Anyway now� we have a main event to get to. My Plague by Slipknot plays. Tank marches on down to the ring, looking pissed off. But, he has the hardcore title with him. What the hell happened? I guess he won it back. Oh well� Tank marches on down and walks around the ring, looking like the man he usually does, his cocky swagger. Tired and looking like he can take Mr. M. Take lies the Hardcore Title down on our table and jumps up onto the apron, getting into the ring and asking for the microphone. The crowd is cheering for him right now as he looks like he has something to say.
Tank: My buddy Manster is in the hospital right now, with a concussion, bruised ribs and massive blood loss. My buddy L.A. Snow is dead, died a champion and deserves a champions burial� I shall take care of that along with his daughter. But, even thought L.A. Snow is dead and Manster is at the hospital� I have no back-up. Who knows why I am here talking? But, Mr. M will walk down here to no music whatsoever and once the man steps into the ring with that nice suit that he always wears, his life with be officially over as the legend, the man who runs this damn show, the man who fuckin� will tear him a new arsehole will totally rule his arse and make this company his once again. Now, Mr. M, walk down like the pussy you are.
Perry Melvin: Mr. M walks out from the back, standing at the stage as the crowd goes insane, throwing their food and booing their president right now. Tank walks around the ring, looking at the man in the suit as he waves for Tank to comes and get him. Tank does not take the bait. But, Mr. M walks slowly on down to the ring, making Tank go insane with anxiety for this match. Tank has fire in his eyes, getting ready to what he thinks is to take over his company and he might just do it. Hell, he might even kill Mr. M who has never even wrestled in his life. Mr. M circles around the ring, looking at the tense Tank. Mr. M then finally hops up onto the apron and gets into the ring. There is no referee. Tank turns around and looks for one. Mr. M then runs and jumps on the back of Tank, trying to choke him. Tank stumbles back and then flings Mr. M off of his back, over his head and onto the man. Mr. M is on the mat. Tank runs off of the ropes and walks over to Mr. M, dropping an elbow onto the chest of his opponent. Mr. M looks like he has had enough now. Tank drops a leg onto the chest of Mr. M and then goes for the cocky little pin. Tank counts. 1��2�� Mr. M kicks out. Tank gets up and brings Mr. M up to his feet. Tank smacks Mr. M in the face a few times, shouting a few things when he does it. This match was over before it even started. Tank will become the President in no time. Tank then throws Mr. M into the corner. Tank punches Mr. M repeatedly in the stomach around ten times before kicks him in the stomach ten times. Mr. M spits up blood and drops to his ass.
Don Melvin: I even have to like Tank in this match. Tank rubs his boot in the face of Mr. M, just humiliating him in this one. Tank grabs onto Mr. M�s hand and brings him to his feet. Tank grabs the hand of Mr. M and forces it into a first. Tank then makes Mr. M�s fist start hitting him in the face. Everyone in the crowd laughs hysterically as Tank throws Mr. M into the corner and takes him down with a spinebuster. This match is over� but, look� unknown man is running to the match. What the hell is going on.
Perry Melvin: I know that man. That�s the man that just started in this company� The Eighth Rose. He gets up to the top rope and flies off with a flying clothesline to Tank. The bells sounds and Tank will not get his chance at the Presidency ever again. Xecutioner is running into the ring now. He is a partner with The Eighth Rose. I know that for sure. Xecutioner starts punching Tank in the head as he lies on the ground. But, Mr. M shows some life here. Mr. M is now to his feet. He walks over laughing. Xecutioner signals for Mr. M to take a hit. Mr. M goes for it and� no, wait� Mr. M jump kicks Xecutioner right in the head. Xecutioner falls down and is in pain. Tank is back on his feet and throws The Eighth Rose into the ropes. Mr. M and Tank hit him with a double clothesline. This is awesome. Tank picks up Xecution and hits him with the Gunner at the same time Mr. M gives The Eighth Rose his own sweet chin music. Both men get out of the ring as Tank and Mr. M shakes hands in the middle of the ring. Is this an alliance we see here between Tank and Mr. M? Will they both run the company as partners? We can only see for sure this Saturday Night on Saturday Night Fury!
Camera fades to back. End show.
