all the crazies are out today
but they didn't come alone
they brought their crazy friends with them
and their cover is now blown
you can't be drunk at 11 am
and think that I can't tell
'cuz you're swearing at the top of your lungs
and buddy, boy do you smell!
and now come to think of it
it seems everyone's had the thirst
cuz they all need the bathroom
RIGHT NOW OR THEY WILL BURST
so I'm stuck here now
with over an hour to go
and i wish the crazies would
go home already! - you know?
