Episode 12: Sunday November 14th, 2004
From the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas
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got ya number than number than numb Empty ya pockets son, they got you thinkin that What ya need is what they sellin Make you think that buyin is rebellin' From the theaters to malls on every shore The thin line between entertainment and war The frontline is everywhere, there be no shelter here Spielberg the nightmare works so push it far Amistad was a whip, the truth was feathered and tarred Memories erased and burned and scarred Trade in ya history for a VCR Pyro explodes on the stage and the crowd goes insane as the cameras pan around the Alamodome. The San Antonio fans are red hot as more pyro goes off and No Shelter by Rage Against The Machine continues playing. The scene then cuts to Zach Ross and Anarky at ringside. Zach Ross - Good evening folks I'm Zach Ross alongside Tim 'Anarky' Jones. And we have a new World Champion ladies and gentlemen! Anarky - That's right ZR that ass Dylan Dunn defeated the godlike Johnny Legend in one of Legends few bad moments. Zach Ross - It was a great match although. But Dunn did prevail with an amazing Gamble off the top rope! Anarky - That was cool but Johnny Legend will get his revenge in the main event. Zach Ross - He could get his revenge when Johnny Legend meets Dylan Dunn in the main event for the World Championship, inside a steel cage! Anarky - Dunn will become the one week wonder, I can feel it. Zach Ross - Yeah but what about that big fatal four way match for the eWo National Championship Tim? Cody Carson has never faced a challenge such as this. Anarky - That's true, Carson defends against Jeff King, Rayne Young and Chris Heed. Should be a test for the champion...
Absolute Power by Tech N9ne cuts off Anarky. Pyro on the stage explodes. Dylan Dunn appears on the stage with the eWo World Championship over his shoulder. He walks down to the ring. He stands in front of the ring smiling as the crowd roars. He then walks up the steps and walks into the ring. The timekeeper hands him a micraphone. Dylan Dunn - Hello ladies and gentlemen in San Antonio! *cheers* And I am your NEW eWo World Champion. That's right as you all saw I defeated Johnny Legend at Licence To Thrill. The crowd cheers and then boos at the mention of Johnny Legend's name. Dylan Dunn - I know he is despicable. Especially after he lost, he decided to be a sore sport, let me show you what I mean. Boys, roll it. The EpicTron says "Last Sunday" and then it shows footage from Licence To Thrill. Legend picks up the Tag Team title, he hits Dunn in the head with it sending Dunn down to the mat. Legend then picks Dunn up and drops him on the World Title with the Legendary. Dunn is out cold. Dylan Dunn - Now did you see that folks? How disrespectful to the new champion. But anyways to answer the question you've all been thinking, yes the Featured Attraction has disbanded for the time being. The crowd boos heavily at the mention of TFA disbanding. Dylan Dunn - I know it is sad to hear folks but with Scott out with an injury and now Legend turning on me, Lefty don't really have a choice but to disband. But I will prevail as your eWo World Champion! Crowd roars until Kool Thing by Sonic Youth plays. Johnny Legend appears on the stage with a microphone. The crowd boos him and his music stops playing. Dylan Dunn - What do you want Legend? Another asskicking? Johnny Legend - Oh why so hostile Dunn? Would that be because I cleaned your clock after our match at Licence To Thrill? Don't take that personally Dunn. It's just my way of saying congratulations. I wouldn't mind if you did the same tonight to me, when I beat you for your World Title. Dylan Dunn - Oh, you seem pretty confident Legend. For a man that I beat one week ago in this very ring for this very title.... Johnny Legend - You'll see Dunn, I still have a few cards up my sleeve. I'll see you tonight, in the cage.... Kool Thing by Sonic Youth plays as we cut to commercial.
[Single Match] Seth Thomas � vs. Lefty Jones Da Voice - Introducing the challenger, from the streets of Tampa, Florida... Lefty �The Hobo� Jones! Anxiety by Black Eyed Peas plays over the speakers. Lefty "The Hobo" Jones comes down to the ring pushing his shopping cart. He is wearing a long black trenchcoat and plain black pants. He wheels it down to the ring and leaves it by the barricade. He slides into the ring and plays to the crowd. Da Voice - And introducing next, the EWO Primetime champion... Seth Thomas! "Bled For Days" begins to play as blue and red strobe light go off throughout the arena. Seth Thomas walks out onto the stage with the Primetime Championship draped over his shoulder and Jalie by his side. They make their way down the ramp, glaring at the crowd as they pass. They slide in under the bottom rope, Seth heading for the near turnbuckle as Jalie walks around the ring yelling and flipping off the crowd. Seth stands on the middle turnbuckle, looks around and laughs to himself, raising the belt in the air. He steps down, turns around and is met with a kick to the face by Lefty.
Lefty shakes his head, pointing down at Seth and laughing. Seth gets to one knee and takes Lefty�s knees out before standing. Seth lays a few boots to his mid-section then drags him over to the corner. He places him in it and delivers a few hard chops. Lefty grabs him and throws him in his place, landing a few chops of his own. Seth is quick to thumb the eye Jones, causing him to stagger back. He runs out from the corner and takes Lefty down with a chop block. He clutches his knee as Seth taunts the crowd. Zach Ross - He better not get too arrogant, Lefty isn�t some pushover. Anarky - He has every right to be. Have you seen his track record? Seth grabs hold of Lefty�s leg and drags it over to the ropes. He props it up on the middle rope, jumps in the air and sits down on it. He does this twice more before dragging him back to the middle of the ring and locking on a single leg crab. He struggles to get free, finally shifting his weight to the side causing Seth to lose his balance. Lefty boots him in the ass and he goes face first into the middle turnbuckle. The crowd starts to get behind Lefty with a �Ho-Bo� chant. Zach Ross - The crowd trying to give Lefty some momentum. Once he gets it, it�s near impossible to stop him. Jones gets to his feet and limps over to Seth. He gets Seth to his feet and ushers him up on the top turnbuckle. Lefty climbs up in front of him and hits a huge superplex. Zach Ross - That�ll turn the tide in this match. Lefty rolls over and begins pounding on Seth. He tries to cover up but to no avail. Lefty stops and gets to his feet, pulling Seth up with him. A line of blood trickles down from Seth�s nose as he gets to his feet. Lefty downs him again with Drunken Flailing (Left and Right Punch Combo). He goes for the cover. Seth kicks out after one. Anarky - Ha! It�s going to take more than that to beat him. Lefty gets up and let�s Seth do so as well. He walks up to Seth, grabs his head and does Feeding Frenzy (Bite). He pulls away and more blood is on Seth�s face. Anarky - Hey! Who knows the last time he brushed his teeth? Seth could get infected with... Hobotitus! Zach Ross - Pity... He goes for a Half Eaten Drumstick (Clothesline) but Seth grabs hold of Lefty�s pants and uses his momentum to send him through the ropes to the outside. The ref warns Seth to stay back then begins his count. 1... 2... 3... Seth attempts to go through the ropes but the ref stops him. Seth begins arguing with the referee as Jalie slithers around the ring. He grabs him and rams his head into the ring post, busting him open. She stomps him a few more times before helping him up and throwing him back into the ring. The ref turns around and see a bloody Lefty lying there, then starts yelling at Jalie. Zach Ross - She shouldn�t be out here to begin with. Someone better start doing something about this. Anarky - She has just as much right as another manager. Everything�s legal behind the ref�s back. Seth walks over and pick Lefty up. He whips him into the far turnbuckle and follows up with a running shoulder to his midsection. He then hits a few more chops before pulling him out and delivering a T-Bone suplex. He pulls him up and hooks him for a vertical suplex this time. He hits one, followed by a second and finally a third completing Three Fold (Multiple Suplexes). Anarky - Everybody knows it will come back at you three-fold, baby... Seth heads out to the apron and Cody Carson comes out from the back, chair in hand. Zach Ross - Why the hell is he coming out here? Can�t these guys ever fight fair? Anarky - Why bother when you don�t have to? Jalie gets up on the other side of the ring, diverting the ref�s attention away from the ramp. Cody toss Seth the chair, who is now perched on the top rope. He jumps off, placing the chair under him as he lands a Leap of Faith (Guillotine Legdrop). He quickly tosses the chair to the outside and Jalie hops down. The ref turns around and counts. 1... 2... 3! The ref calls for the bell. Da Voice - Here is your winner... And still EWO Primetime Champion... Seth Thomas! Zach Ross - He steals another one. One of these days this is going to come back on him. Three-fold. Seth rolls out of the ring as Jalie comes around with his belt. She hands it to him and the three celebrate going up the ramp.
"Layton" Charles said holding the mic tentatively backstage by the mouth of The Showcase Superstar, "theres are rumours circulating backstage that a tag team tournament may be set to take place and that you have put your name forward as an entrant. Can you confirm or deny these rumours?" "Can I?" Layton said with a raised eyebrow. "If the question is am I capable of confirming or denying that rumour, than the answer is simply yes. If however, your asking me whether I am taking part, then the question is no longer regarding competence but instead of motivation. So which is it to be?" "Well sir, alot of people have suggested that you are taking part" Charles replied before being interupted. "Alot of people would be right then should it occur" Layton smiled, "infact alot of people would have made the simple observation that I back down from no challenge and do not fear the unknown." "Given that is the case, is there anyone you would like to tag with?" Charles posed the question. "Well given that I can not tag with myself, I would suggest the simple answer is no" answered a smug Layton. "At the end of the day the concept has yet to be confirmed, this is all mere speculation but I have a feeling that given how hard it is to piece these wrestlers into a finished package, the random option of pairing is as good as any other." "What about those names you do not wish to tag with?" Charles asked. "For instance Miss O'Toole or Jeff King" "Why pick those names?" Layton asked again raising an eyebrow. "Well those two are two people you are very familiar with" replied an aprehensive Charles Waynewrite. "Well Jeff King would be like tagging with Hanibal Lector and Allisa O'Toole not too disimilar, both of them have the stench of death hanging above them wherever they go. Whoever I tag with though, this isn't about them, its about the me. Upon these shoulders I carry the weight of a worlds expectation, what extra damage could the weight of a tag team partner cause?" Layton smirked. "If it was Allisa, then it wouldn't be all bad, it might mean I get the chance to meet the rather enchanting Jenna once more." "Jenna?" Charles said raising an eyebrow. "You have to see her to believe her" Layton said with a playful wink in the cameras direction, "lets just say her presense was noted by The Showcase and if Allisa's too busy to give her a tour, then she need not look far for a willing guide. Since my match with Alexia has been cancelled, I have some spare time on my hands and no-one" Layton paused "could give her a bigger experience than yours truely.". "But...." Charles called out. "But nothing..." Layton replied before he struts off into the distance, leaving Charles Waynewrite in his wake.
Backstage we see AJ Epic standing with Dirk Pheonix. Dirk looks angry. Dirk Pheonix - No disrespect Mr.Epic, but where the hell is Dynamite? AJ Epic - I told you Dirk, Dynamite's flight was cancelled due to problems with the engines or some stupid shit. Dirk Pheonix - Yeah well I want him next week. AJ Epic - Well you've got him, one on one, No Disqualification Dirk Pheonix - Thank you Mr.Epic. AJ Epic - Yeah get out of here.
[Fatal Four Way Match] Cody Carson � vs. Jeff King vs. Chris Heed vs. Rayne Young Zero by Smashing Pumpkins hits. The arena lights go off. There is a short pause, then a blue strobelight appears in the center of the ring, with Chris Heed in the center. Da Voice: Introducing first, from Las Angeles, California, weighting at one hundred and ninety pounds� CHRISSSSS HEEEEEEDD!!! The ring lights go out, a black and white video of martial artists fighting hits the jumbotron, and a golden spotlight illuminates the entranceway. A ripping guitar starts to play as More Human than Human hits the pa, and Jeff King steps out from behind the apron , decked out in a fancy, old fashioned suit, hair parted off to the side, and greased down. He smiles to the crowd with all the pizazze of a salesman, but with the personality of a shark. Comfortable, yet slightly unsettling images display on the jumbotron, Traditional families eating traditional dinners, watching traditional television, playing with traditional toys...but nobody looks happy. They all have a sullen-eyed look about them which underlies the true feelings inside of them. Jeff makes his way to the ring, spinning his cane, and doffing his hat to the fans, who, in turn, boo him. Climbing into the ring, he removes his suit, revealing his wrestling gear beneath it. He goes to the to the back turnbuckle and taunts the fans with his cane, which he drops outside the ring as he goes to the center of the ring. He and Chris Heed nod at each other and look at the ramp. Da Voice: And his opponent, weighting in at two hundred and thirty-six pounds, JEFFF KINGGG!!! The Light's in the Arena cut off as the Crowd wait in silence as " Go To Sleep Bitch" blast's out from the P.A System as the Light's flash on & off as a Video Package of Rayne Young play's.. Just then the Light's comeback on fully as the Figure of Rayne is seen standing at the Top of the Stage looking down at the Floor with his Hooded Top covering his face & stay's still for a few moment as he fling's his head back up as the Hood fall's off his face as Rayne cracks his Neck to the left then to the Right & composes himself before making his way down to the Ring smirking at the Crowd as he does so.. Finally Rayne jump's onto the Outside & Enters the Ring through the Middle Rope. He stares at Heed and then at King. a Voice: And the opponent weighting in at 2 hundred and forty pounds� RYANE YOUNNNG!!!! Anarky: That little bitch himself. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeahhhhhh!!!!! is said over the speakers and Sucked In by Jerk blares throughout the packed arena as the crowd rises to its feet to And starts to boo �The Sensation� Cody Carson! But the music plays and no Carson. Anarky: Where is Cody? Zach Ross: I haven�t the foggiest. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeahhhhhh!!!!! Is said over the speakers again and yet, still not national champion. Heed and King laugh and point at the ramp, thinking Carson pussied out. All of a sudden Rayne Young jumps at the two of them. King steps back and lets Heed and Young exchange blows. Heed gets the upper hand and knocks Young down, getting on top of him and locking on an arm bar. King stands back and smiles, pushing himself onto the top turn buckle and sitting down. Young fights the hold and slowly starts to push himself tot his feet. Heed tries to force the kid down, but Young starts fighting back with a couple of straight shots to the mouth. Heed then trips Young down, but Young reverses the move into an arm drag. Young gets to his feet and shacks his arm. He and heed tie up, this time Young gets the upper hand, hooking heed in a headlock. Heed steps sideways a couple of times and sends Young off into the opposing ropes. As He comes Back heed catches him and lands a very hard Spin buster. Heed then walks over to the corner and lets King take over. Anarky: This is funny. Young starts to get up and King drives him into the corner with kicks and punches to the ribs and face. The assault continues I the corner as heed distracts the ref. Young lands a low blow on King and Heed runs at him, landing a hard knee to the midsection. As Young slowly gets up and staggers around, Heed Grabs him and lands the Lethal Injection [rock bottom]. Heed springs to his feet and then drops down, placing one hand and Young�s chest. 1.�.2.�.3!!!! Zach Ross: There goes Young. Anarky: Big surprise. Now I want to see what happens here. King staggers to his feet and he and Heed lock eyes. Heed smiles and tells king to lay down. King looks like he is about to then comes out of nowhere with a huge right hand. Anarky: Holy Shit. King isn�t laying down. King tells Heed to get up. Heed makes it to his feet and blocks the right hand coming from King. Heed and King start exchanging blows. King lands a quick kick to the ribs, then grabs Heed�s arm, landing three hard kicks to the face, He goes for a jumping back kick but Heed catches his ankle. Heed quickly tries to lock on insult to injury, but King rolls and sends Heed to the outside. King gets out onto the apron and boots heed in the face with a stiff kick. King then just down and grabs Heeds arm flipping in over and landing a judo flip. King stands up and pulls Heed up, rolling him into the ring. He then gets onto the apron and slingshots himself over the top rope, landing a elbow drop onto Heed. Crowd: CARSON! CARSON!! CARSON!!! Anarky: Listen to these fans, they want the National Champion to bring his ass to the ring. CARSON! CARSON!! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeahhhhhhh!!! Is heard again. Zach Ross: Well they might get their wish. The fans erupt as Cody Carson, national title on his shoulder and his ribs taped heavily steps out from behind the curtain. In the ring Heed is to his feet and has King backed into the corner. Heed Sets King onto the top rope and punches him a couple of times before climbing to the top rope and landing a huge Brain buster off of it. Cody Carson walks slowly down the ramp as the fans chant his name louder. Cody stops at the bottom of the ramp and stares at the action going on. Heed gets up and walks over to the ropes, telling Carson to come on. Cody smirks and flips him off. Heed then stands on the bottom rope and starts talking trash to Cody. King slowly gets up and staggers around, shaking his head. He then stalks Heed. Cody points at king and Heed turns around. King spins quickly and lands a huge kick to heeds Head, sending him through the ropes and landing right at Carson�s feet. Cody drops the title belt and kicks Heed in the face. Zach Ross: Carson is here to fight, or so it seems. King gets out of the ring and looks at Carson, licking his lips. Out of no where Cody jumps onto the barricade and corkscrews. King jumps and spears him. Cody screams in pain, s blood shoots from his mouth. King pulls Heed up and rolls in him to the ring. Heed slowly gets up and King grabs his head, bringing it into his knee four times, landing a sharp angle DDT and locking on a quick face lock. Cody Carson slowly gets up on the out side. He staggers to the apron and spits out some more blood. King lets go of Heed and runs at the ropes, baseball sliding and taking Carson out of the fray again. Heed stands up, his nose bleeding. King runs at him, and goes for a dropkick. Heed catches his feet and quickly turns him over into a Boston crab. King screams and reaches for the ropes, but to no avail. Cody Carson slowly gets up on the outside and sees King about to tap. Zach Ross: King is about to tap. All of a sudden King lunges at the ropes, grabbing them. Cody looks on, shacking his head. Heed gets up and pulls King away from the ropes. He goes for another Boston Crab, but King rolls him up. 1.�.2.�.No. Heed kicked out. King slowly gets up, favoring his back. Heed also makes it to his feet and starts to get frustrated. He runs at King and gets a stiff kick to the gut followed by a three quarter turn neck breaker. King holds Heed�s head and turns onto his stomach, making Heed come onto his back. King forces himself to his feet, bring heed up on a reverse DDT, then falling back and landing a reverse DDT. Cody Carson slowly rolls into the ring, catching Kings attention. Cody stands up and sees King coming at him, Cody falls out of the way, landing a quick drop toe hold into the top turnbuckle. King holds his face as Carson gets up and hooks him around the neck in a reverse DDT position. He then land Sudden Impact [reverse twist of fate]. Heed stands up and runs at Carson going for a close line. Carson, out of no where reverses it into No Way Out [Crossface]. Carson pulls back hard and as far as he can. And heed taps out. Zach Ross: Chris Heed is gone. He tapped out. King lands a diving elbow onto Carson�s midsection and that stops him in his tracks. Cody Screams in pain as King starts wailing away at Carson�s ribs. Cody screams in pain. King gets up and pulls Carson up, landing kicks and punches into his ribs and his stitched up face. Blood starts gushing from Carson�s face and his mouth. King keeps the beating on Carson�s ribs going until there is a steady stream of blood coming from his mouth. Anarky: Oh my god� ref stop the match. The ref looks like he is about to get sick as King knocks Carson to the ground and starts kicking him in the ribs. King pulls Carson up. He lands several hard knees to the midsection of Cody Carson and lets him drops. King keeps the assault going on Carson and the ref calls for the bell. Zach Ross: What the hell? Anarky: Carson could be dead. The ref gets out of the ring and tells Da Voice what�s happening. Da Voice nods his head and picks up the mic. Da Voice: Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has informed me that Cody Carson is unable to fight, there for the match and the National is awarded to Jeff King. King smiles and picks takes the belt from the ref as the fans boo. He dips his hand in Cody Carson�s blood and whips it on the title. Zach Ross: Carson lost. Anarky: No he didn�t. He was told he couldn�t participate. Cody Carson Would fight to the death for that title. Zach Ross: How do you know that you didn�t? Anarky: Our boss AJ Epic is to blame. There is no way in hell that Carson should have been participating here tonight. This is a pathetic way for a true champion like Cody Carson to have his title taken away. Emt�s rush down to Carson who is bleeding bad from the mouth still. Anarky: King you better watch your back, because bet your ass Carson is coming for you again. Zach Ross: Like it or not, Jeff king just ended Cody Carson�s winning streak winning streak. Anarky: He did not. Carson never said he quit, or that�s enough� In my mind Cody Carson is still Undefeated.
Higher Ground by Red Hot Chili Peppers hits. The crowd roars and AJ Epic comes out onto the stage. He has a microphone. AJ Epic - I'm making this short and sweet. Scott Royal was injured and Dylan Dunn can't carry the Tag Team titles alone. So I am starting a Tag Team Title tournament. The following teams have been entered by me. Cody Carson and Seth Thomas. Chris Heed and Jeff King. Mad Dogg and Dirk Pheonix. Erik Dean and IceZ. Layton Matthews and umm....hmm..how about Allisa O'Toole. Slayer and Anton Chase! Next week Layton and Allisa will take on Chris Heed and Jeff King. Erik Dean and IceZ will take on Slayer and Anton Chase. And Thomas and Carson will take on Mad Dogg and Dirk Phoeonix the following week. The three winning teams will face off at Guilty As Charged for the Tag Team Titles! Thank you. AJ Epic then makes his way backstage.
Seth Dryden vs. M.J. Malone
The arena dims into complete darkness. The fans are in a mixed state of reaction, unsure of whether to cheer or boo. A huge constant pyro blasts from the stage and Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit blasts from the PA system. M.J. Malone appears on stage, pacing 'Brock Lesnar' style between the pyros coming from the floor and roof of the stage. M.J. carries a double sided flag, one side with the U.S. Flag, the other with the Mexican flag and a punishment shirt and hat. Malone speedily paces towards the ring, entering after dropping the flag and throwing down his shirt and hat to the arena foor. He enters the ring and paces 'Brock Lenar-esque' until the match begins. "Because of You" by Nickelback hits, and the crowd goes absolutely insane. Lasers drag across the ceiling, and suddenly, pyro erupts from the turnbuckle tops, and dollar signs are projected all over the ring. Seth Dryden steps out onto the entrance ramp, wearing nothing but his trademark jeans and cruciform necklace. He walks down the aisle, a cigarette perched on his lips. He winks at a few women, and then climbs into the ring, flicking his cigarette into the crowd. He climbs the turnbuckles and waves the crowd into further hysterics. Soon, he drops down and begins to stretch, waiting for the match to start. The referee moves in between the two men and is about to call the match when a quaint voice calls out over the PA system. Voice: Please, gentlemen, restrain yourselves just a minute more. Just allow me to make my way down to the ring and take a seat. I feel the need to voice my� opinions! And I will do so, right now! The familiar voice belongs to no one else but the fabulous Allisa O�Toole, who steps out from the back and struts down the ramp and delicately, takes a seat at the announcer�s table. She waves a hand at the referee who calls for the match to start, at which point of course, it does. Seth Dryden is first to lay down any offence, running right at Malone, then sliding between his legs and grabbing a shin with his hand. Dryden brings his opponent down onto his face and keeps his grip. He lifts Malone�s leg up, and drops it down into the mat, stamping down on the back of his thigh with a large foot at the same time. Malone swings round onto his back and sits up, only to be planted in the face with the sole of Dryden�s boot. He goes for a quick cover, dropping down onto all fours, pinning, and also choking Malone with a hand across the throat. One� Two� Malone kicks out and puts his own hands around his throat to comfort. Dryden stands up and looks around as the fans boo, only to smile and drop down on top of Malone with an elbow drop. He stays down and looks at Allisa. She smiles and waves. Allisa: There is a man who deserves respect in the ring folks. Who can beat him? No one. And I am quite certain that when he eventually gets a shot at the world title, he will win and he will have a long, prosperous reign� until someone bitter enough� to rip his face off� comes along. Dryden turns back to Malone who smacks him in the face with a punch, but it only stuns Dryden for the slightest amount of time. He comes back with a huge haymaker, powerful enough to send Malone recoiling back onto his head. Dryden grins and drags Malone over to the turnbuckle, from where he signals that he is about to finish this with the �Lucky Sevens�. He climbs the turnbuckle and positions himself. Behind him, out of view, Allisa O�Toole gets out of her seat and waits only seconds before Dryden leaps off to hit the move, at which point she moves Malone out of the way! Dryden hits the ground! Allisa slides into the ring, dragging Malone behind her. He looks at her and falls onto his ass with intentions of pinning Dryden after managing to crawl over to him, but before he can even start the journey, Allisa lifts him up. She steps back and kicks him as hard as she can between the legs! He bends over before falling and she takes no time before hitting a scissors kick that sends his head again into the mat. Allisa then steps up and walks over to Dryden, who is still being attended to by the referee. She picks him up, but is immediately stopped by the referee who sends her out of the ring. O�Toole is shoved back by Dryden, who stumbles and drops on top of Malone. The referee covers with a quick count. 1..2..3! Da Voice - Here is your winner, Seth Dryden!
As soon as the bell rings, Allisa is back in the ring and stands looking at Dryden � who leans against the ropes after having his arm raised. He watches her, as she lifts a microphone to her mouth. Allisa: Dryden! Baby! Honey! Please, don�t take any of that personally� It�s just that, well, earlier today, I came to a very clear conclusion. And all of that was just me trying to enforce it. Why have values if you won�t stand to them, after all? O�Toole slides out of the ring and begins to walk up the ramp, still speaking and not bothering to look behind her, instead at the huge screen in front of her, showing her Dryden�s every action. Allisa: You know I haven�t been having the best times of my life recently. And I only have one person to blame� that person being you! You, and that fucking move you pulled on me! It should be banned! That move is the only reason you beat me, Sethipoo and it is a health hazard that I will not allow any more! You could have killed me! And you might have just killed Mr. Malone if it wasn�t for me! She gets to the top of the ramp and stops, turns around and smiles sweetly at Seth. Allisa: I also blame you for my despicable loss against Jeff King. See, you injured me so badly, I wasn�t anywhere near the top of my game! I�m a bitter woman, Sethy, as you might know. I don�t forgive people easily and try, as you like� I�ll always be one step ahead of you so don�t even try anything. But I�m not finished yet. Watch your back princess. Revenge is mine to reap and I shall take what is mine.
[Cage Match] Johnny Legend vs. Dylan Dunn � Da Voice - The following contest is sheduled to be a cage match, with escape only rules. And it is for the eWo World Championship. Introducing first from Detroit, Michigan.........Johnny Legend! Kool Thing by Sonic Youth plays. Johnny Legend walks down to the ring he walks around The the ring looking at the cage before entering through the door. Da Voice - And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario.....the eWo World Champion........Dylan Dunn! Absolute Power by Tech N9ne cues. Dylan Dunn walks out with the World Title over his shoulder. He walks down to the ring smiling. He looks at the cage before stepping on the steel steps. He raises his title in the air before entering the cage.
Dunn stands in the ring with the eWo World Championship over his shoulder. He hoists it in the air and then looks at it before handing it to the referee. The referee walks out of the cage and stands on the outside. The door closes. Dunn and Legend walk into the center of the ring and start trash talking. Legend slaps Dunn and the crowd goes "Ooooo!" Dunn looks up and hits Legend with a right hand, then a left, then another right. Legend backs up into the ropes and Dunn irish whips him. Legend comes back and Dunn goes for a back body drop but Legend lands behind him. He grabs his head and goes for a reverse suplex but Dunn reverses while in the air into a reverse ddt. Legend hits the mat hard. Dunn picks him up and throws him into the cage. Legend hits the cage face first, he stumbles back around and is met by a high wheel kick from Dunn. Legend goes down to the mat. Anarky - Damn Dunn, c'mon Legend, get up. Zach Ross - Dunn is really taking the fight to Legend here. Anarky - Dunn will be a one week wonder, mark my words. Dunn picks Legend up and tosses him at the cage but Legend springboards off the second rope and hits Dunn with a cross body. Legend quickly gets up to his feet, as does Dunn. Legend hits Dunn with a drop kick and Dunn falls back onto the mat. Legend nips up, runs and drops a quick elbow to Dunns chest. Dunn stands up and Legend runs at him but Dunn launches Legend over his head. Legend flies through the air and grabs the cage wall. He starts to pull himself up but Dunn climbs up right beside him. He kicks Legend in the side a few times before Legend falls backwards back onto the mat. Dunn jumps off the side of the cage and hits Legend with a flying splash! Anarky - That show off. Zach Ross - Dylan Dunn with that beautiful splash from the cage wall. Dunn gets up holding his ribs and Legend looks to be out of it. He slowly gets up and Dunn boots him in the gut. Dunn sets up for a piledriver but Legend backdrops him. Legend drops to a knee holding his midsection but he stands up. He turns around and Dunn is on all fours. Legend kicks Dunn hard in the stomach. Dunn rolls over holding his ribs, he is right in front of one of the turnbuckles. Legend climbs to the top rope, using the cage for balance he jumps off and hits Dunn with a knee and then rolls across the ring. Legend stands up and looks back at Dunn laying on the mat in pain. He walks over and looks at Dunn. He wipes some sweat off his forehead and throws it at Dunn. He then starts laying into him with boot after boot to the gut. Legend lifts Dunn up and hits him with a snapmare into a chine lock. Dunn is bleeding from the mouth which you can see as he yells at Legend in agony. Zach Ross - Legend really did a number on those ribs of Dunn. Anarky - I think he is coughing up blood. The crowd starts to get behind Dunn. Clapping for him, Dunn feels the energy and starts to slowly stand up. They clap louder and faster as Dunn starts to get up. He is up to his knees, now one knee. He is standing with Legend still having the hold on. Dunn elbows Legend once in the stomach. The crowd roars. He elbows him a second time. The crowd loves it! And Dunn elbows him the last time to break the hold. Dunn is free, he bounces off the ropes but Legend takes him down with a back elbow. Legend smirks before bouncing off the ropes and going for a knee to the somach of Dunn. But Dunn rolls out of the way and Legend eats canvas. Zach Ross - Legend may have reinjured that knee. Remember all the damage Dunn did to it at Licence To Thrill? Anarky - Of course I do, and I think you are right. Legend looks like he is in agony. Legend is rolling around in the ring holding his knee. As Dunn stands up he walks over to Legend and picks him up. He irish whips Legend and then drops him with a spinebuster. The crowd loves it as Dunn calls for the sharpshooter! Dunn grabs Legend's legs and proceeds to lock in the sharpshooter. Legend is screaming in pain as he reaches for the ropes. But there is no rope break or submission in this match. Dunn has the hold locked in and he doesn't want to let go! Legend looks like he is in an unfathomable amount of pain. Dunn wrenches back even more and Legend screams even more. Dunn keeps the hold on until Legend stops flailing his arms. Dunn looks back at Legend. He passed out! Anarky - Damnit! Zach Ross - Dunn could retain his title right here! Anarky - DAMNIT! LEGEND GET UP!!!! Dunn breaks the hold and walks over to the cage. He starts climbing and the crowd loves it. He climbs to the top of the cage. He is leaning over the side to get down when from the crowd comes Jalie Thomas! And she has a chair. She climbs up the ringsteps and smacks Dunn in the head with the chair. Dunn looks dizzy and then he falls backwards off the cage back down to the canvas. The crowd boos as Jalie looks in through the cage at the fallen Dunn. Zach Ross - What the hell is Jalie Thomas doing here?!? Anarky - Looks like she is screwing Dunn out of the title! Legend starts to come to. He rolls over and sits up to see Dunn down and out. He looks at Jalie with a puzzled look on his face. He stands up, limping and he grabs Dunn. He calls for the end and goes for the Legendary but once again his knee buckles and the two men fall to the mat. Legend is holding his knee and Dunn starts to stir. Legend looks like he is in even more pain and Dunn shakes his head and starts to get up. Legend pulls himself up using the ropes. Both men are up and staring at eachother. Anarky - Kick his ass Legend! Zach Ross - These two look extremely pissed at eachother. Dunn looks over at Jalie, who has a smug look on her face. Dunn gives her the crotch chop and then looks over to Legend who is running at him. Dunn ducks under a clothesline. Legend then gets hit with a german suplex. Legend hits the mat hard and Dunn nips up. The crowd loves it. Dunn picks up Legend but Legend fights out of it and irish whips Dunn into a corner. Legend runs at him but Dunn jumps up to the top rope. Legend hits the turnbuckle hard and stumbles back. He turns around and Dunn comes off the top rope with a huge flipping neckbreaker. The crowd roars as Legend hits the mat and Dunn stands up. But Dunn falls into a corner holding his ribs. Anarky - Dunn can't take much more in this match... Zach Ross - That's true, he looks pretty beat up. Legend slowly stands up as Dunn is up to his feet as well. Dunn swings at Legend but Legend blocks it and irish whips him. Dunn comes back and Legend has his head down looking for a back drop. Dunn grabs Legend's head and drives it into the mat with the Gamble! Legend lays on the mat motionless as Dunn stands up. The crowd roars for Dunn but Jalie Thomas has entered the ring without Dunn knowing. She has the chair. Dunn turns to head for the door and Jalie cracks the chair over Dunn's head. Dunn staggers and Jalie drops the chair, she then drops Dunn with a ddt onto the chair. She stands up and looks at Dunn who is face down laying in the ring with his head on the chair. She leaves the cage smiling even more than she did when she first hit him. Zach Ross - There is no way that Dunn is getting up after that one. I think it's academic from this point on.... Anarky - I'd agree with that. Dunn is done. Zach Ross - Indeed. Legend get up and sees Dunn down once again. He stands up and heads for the door. He tells the referee to open it. And then we see Seth Dryden sprinting down the ramp to the ring. He grabs Jalie and throws her into the cage. He then walks over to the cage door and slams it in Legends face. Legend falls down in the ring. Him and down are both down again! Jalie is down on the outside and Dryden looks in the ring to see both Legend and Dunn down. A smirk comes across the face of Dryden as he watches on. Dunn slowly stands up, he has a cut on his forehead where a small amount of blood has begun to trickle down. He looks very dazed as he stands up. He has the chair. Legend stands up and Dunn goes for the chair shot. Legend side steps Dunn, kicks him in the gut and nails him with the Legendary! Dunn hits the mat hard. Seth Dryden is looking on and he doesn't notice Jalie sneak up behind him. She low blows him and then smacks his face off the cage. Legend slowly starts to climb the side of the cage on the inside. He is at the top and Dunn is still down. He climbs over the side, scales down and drops to the floor! Da Voice - Here is your winner, and NEW eWo World Champion..........JOHNNY LEGEND!
Kool Thing by Sonic Youth blares over the p.a. Legend is handed the World Championship. He raises it high in the air. He looks at Dunn in the ring. Dunn is starting to stir. Legend climbs in the ring and looks at Dunn. Legend picks up the chair and starts hitting Dunn in the back with it. But Jalie enters the ring. She walks up to Legend and taps him on the shoulder. Anarky - The ladies to love Legend, Jalie just helped him win back the World Title! Zach Ross - She is married y'know... Legend goes to hug Jalie but she drops him to the mat with the Sweet Misery hold. Legend has a very odd look on his face. But Dryden enters the ring holding his crotch. Jalie releases the hold and stands up. She grabs the World Title and looks at it. She turns around and Dryden nails her with a spear. Jalie looks like she is out. Dryden stands up. He looks down at the World title that is on the mat. He picks it up, breathes on it and then wipes it off with his sleeve. He drops the title on Legends back and the scene fades as Violence goes off the air.
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