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Live From War Memorial Stadium in Little Rock, Arkansas
International #1 Contendership [Single Match] Matt Flash defeated Michael James
[Single Match] Mike Morsey defeated Alexander McGraph Zach Ross - Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EWO Avengement live from the War Memorial Stadium in Little Rock, Arkansas! I'm Zach Ross alongside Tim 'Anarky' Jones... Anarky - Yes folks I am Tim Jones, no relation to Lefty or Tom. But we are here tonight in Little Rock. Many great matches tonight including Scott Royal and Seth Thomas going for sixty minutes in an iron man match! Zach Ross - Not to mention Jalie Thomas challenges Jason Blade for the Gutz And Glory Championship... Anarky - And then in the main event, the champion of champions Bill Dynamite defends against Johnny Legend and Erin Jacobs in a triple threat match! Zach Ross - I can't wait to see that one... Anarky - Yeah poor British Brawler, not being able to compete tonight.. Zach Ross - What are you talking about? You were happy about what Jarvis and McGraph did to him! Anarky - Yeah I know, but payback's a bitch right?
[Food Fight] Stryfe vs. Matt Styles vs. Czecher vs. Alec Fleming vs. Bisho vs. Evan Marley We look down to the ring and see Stryfe, Matt Styles, Czecher, Alec Fleming, Bisho and Evan Marley in the ring with a table of food. The referee signals and the bell rings.
Czecher grabs a pie and he throws it right at Stryfe. It hits Stryfe right in the face. Czecher then runs and goes for a big boot on Stryfe but Stryfe catches him and capture suplexs him. Marley grabs the punch bowl and he pours it on Alec Fleming. Fleming turns around and Marley tosses him over the top rope to the outside. Da Voice - Alec Fleming is eliminated! Bisho starts throwing jello cubes at Matt Styles Styles tries to block them but to no avail. Marley runs and clotheslines Styles right over the top rope to the floor. Da Voice - Matt Styles is eliminated! Marley grabs a banana and he shoves it in Bishos mouth. He spits it out and Marley kicks him in the gut. He places a cake on the mat and then powerbombs Bisho onto the cake. Cake splatters onto the mat. Over in the corner Stryfe and Czecher are going at it like the good old days. Bisho pulls himself up using the ropes but Marley grabs a tray, he tosses it like a frizbee and it hits the back of Bishos knee knocking him down. Marley grabs Bisho and tosses him over the top rope. Da Voice - Bisho is eliminated. Czecher puts Stryfe on the top rope and then he climbs up there with him. But Stryfe shoves him off the turnbuckle to the outside. Czecher hits the apron then lands on the floor. Da Voice - Czecher is eliminated. Stryfe gets off the turnbuckle and laughs at Czecher. He turns around and Marley grabs him. He spinebusters him right through the food table! Stryfe is out of it. Marley picks him up and tosses him over the top rope. Da Voice - Stryfe is eliminated! Here is your winner, Evan Marley! Marley celebrates in the messy ring as a Licence To Thrill promo airs.
[Hardcore Match] Machtan Aomori vs. Dirk Pheonix We are shown Machaton Amori in the ring, with his hands on his knees, prepared to fight. Then all of a sudden, Smoke fills the entrance ramp and Firestarter by Prodigy begins to play. Da Voice - Making his way to the ring, weighing in at approximately 240 lbs., coming all the way from Sussex, England.........Dirk Phoenix! Dirk Phoenix begins running down to the ring and climbs in, he goes to all four turnbuckles and poses Da Voice - And his opponent........Machtan Aomori! Dirk gets down from the last turnbuckle. He looks at Machtan Aomori, and then flips him off. Aomori laughs as the bell rings.
Dirk runs up, and quickly gets hip tossed by Aomori. He gets back up to run at Aomori again, and again, he hip tosses him. Dirk gets up with a surprised look as Aomori continues to laugh. Phoenix looks to be pissed. He runs towards Aomori again, but this time, Aomori grabs him, and hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Phoenix is down, and Amori goes or the pin [1..2!] Phoenix kicks out. Aomori gets up just as quick as Phoenix does. Aomori looks at the crowd, points at Phoenix and begins laughing as the crowd cheHe looks at the crowd again, and pretends to jack off, and then laugh. Zach Ross - Machtan playing well to the crowd.... Anarky - He should focus on the match... Phoenix looks to be pissed, and tries to attack Aomori from behind, but he moves out of the way. Phoenix runs at Aomori again attempting to clothesline, but quickly Aomori ducks. He sprints back up, and roundhouse kicks Dirk in the back of the head. He stumbles into the corner. She goes at him from behind, and begins to kick him in the back. She kicks him 3 times until he falls flat on his back. He goes for the pin again. [1..2..!] Phoenix kicks out. He gets up. He picks Phoenix by the head, stands him up, and launches him outside of the ring. Anarky - This is going to be good, they are on the outside now... Zach Ross - I think things are about to get hardcore... Aomori climbs out of the ring. He hops off the apron. Phoenix then gets on one knee, and punches him in the gut. He�s on her back, holding onto his stomach in pain. He goes or the pin. [1!] Quickly, he kicks out. Phoenix goes to the ring, and looks under the apron. He finds a steel chair. He sets it up a few feet away from him. Aomori�s up on his feet now. He goes back some, runs towards the chair, and hops off, attempting to dropkick Aomori. Instead, Amori forces himself in between his legs, and drops him flat on his back with a spinebuster. Aomori goes for the pin. [1...2..!] Surprisingly, Phoenix kicks out. Anarky - Not enough to put away British Brawlers protege... Zach Ross - If he is anything like Brawler, Pheonix won't give up! He slides from up under him, and attends to the apron himself. Aomori finds a wooden 2x4. He looks to swing at him, but he ducks, and nails him with a superkick. He's out cold. He gets into the ring, and climbs the turnbuckle. He stands up and taunts at the crowd to a bunch of boos. He then jumps off of the turnbuckle and hits a flying body splash onto her. He goes for the pin. [1...2...!] Surprisingly, Aomori kicks out. He gets up, and goes for the steel chair. He sets himself up to swing it at her. Aomor stumbles to his feet. He runs up, and attempts to swing at her, but she ducks out of the way. He turns around, only to receive a wooden 2x4 to his stomach. He drops the chair. The chair is laid out flat by Aomori. She turns him around, and hits him upside his head with the 2x4. He lands onto the chair on the back of his head. He's out cold. Aomori then slides into the ring himself, and climbs a turnbuckle. He taunts at the crowd, and then hits a Swanton Bomb to the outside of the ring onto Phoenix. He hits him with it, but is aching in pain. She then crawls over to him for the pin. [1.....2.....3!] Da Voice - Here's your winner, and new #1 Contender for the eWo Gutz & Glroy Championship........Machtan Aomori! He gets up with her hand in the air, walking backwards up the ramp, on his way out the arena.
 Tag Team Championship [Triangle Tornado Tag Match] Menaces 2 Sobriety vs. Krazy Killer Klowns vs. The Infantry �
Da Voice - Drowning Pool by Sinner hits, green, blue, gold, orange lights flash and move around. Smoke rises,Mad Dogg and Kidd Wycked comes out and look around. They then make their way to the ring and roll in under the ropes. They then jump up to seperate turnbuckles and hype up the crowd.
Da Voice - Chicken Huntin' by ICP hits the PA system. The Crowd goes nuts at this. The lights dim and multi colored lights flash to the beat. Kranky and JayJay come out and pose and move to the beat. They head down to the ring and climb in. They pose on the turnbuckles for the crowd and then get ready for their match.
Da Voice - Lights go out, Slow Chemical by Finger Eleven hits. A skull and crossbones logo (pirate flag) flashes on and off across the screen, and The Infantry makes their way to the ring, seen only in the light of the bright white logo.
The four challengers don�t waste any time in attacking the champions, they rush Slayer and Death back into the corner and together beat them down.
Zach Ross - Jay Jay and Kranky bounce up and down on the ropes and hype up the crowd who give them a good pop.
Anarky -
Zach Ross -
Anarky - Kidd Wyckedd and Mad Dogg sneak up behind the clowns and toss them over the top rope, JayJay lands badly and it looks like he�s thrown out his knee, Kranky gets up and walks around the ring to check on his partner, meanwhile in the ring Slayer and Death get up and attack Menaces To Sobriety from behind, Slayer picks up Mad Dogg and back suplexes him to the floor, Kidd Wyckedd fights back against Death until Slayer knocks him down with a clothesline from behind.
Zach Ross -
Anarky - A host of trainers and medics run down to the ring, they run around the apron and tend to JayJay, Death is beating down Kidd Wyckedd until Mad Dogg flies back at him with a barrage of punches, Slayer slides out of the ring and grabs Kranky, he rams his head into the security barrier, Kranky falls down and holds his head as Slayer gets back into the ring.
Zach Ross -
Anarky - Slayer steps back into the ring only to be met with a flying forearm from Kidd Wyckedd, Slayer goes down to the ground and Kidd gets straight on top of him and starts punching away, while Mad Dogg tries to slam Death who manages to escape, he gets round the back of Mad Dogg and rolls him up [1..2..] Just as the referee�s hand comes down for the three counts Kidd Wyckedd elbows drops Death breaking the count.
Zach Ross -
Anarky - Death gets up and Mad Dogg runs towards the ropes, he comes back off but Slayer spears him and he goes flying to the outside of the ring, Kidd Wyckedd turns around and see�s he is sandwiched between the Infantry, suddenly the crowd start cheering as Kranky gets back into the ring, he spins Slayer around and delivers some punches to the face before sending him to the ropes, he comes back off and gets back body dropped, Death looks up at Kidd Wyckedd who meets him with a shining wizard which knows him down.
Zach Ross -
Anarky - Kranky picks up Slayer, but Slayer is there and thumbs him to the eye, he spins Krany around and picks him up in the torture rack, he holds him up for a few seconds but then walks over to the ropes and drops him to the outside, meanwhile Kidd Wyckedd picks up Death, and goes for a slam, but Death is to big, he breaks the hold and counters with a massive Big Boot to the face knocking Kidd down to the ground! Death quickly pulls him up and He and Slayer both grab Kidd by the throat. Madd Dogg runs at Slayer and he gets garbs by the throat as well. Kranky is on the top rope, he jumps off and Death garbs him by the throat, All at once Slayer and Death chokeslam the three remaining competitors. Jay Jay tries to get up but it doesn�t happen. Death drops down and fold Wyckedd�s arms over himself and the ref counts�1.�2.��.3!!!!!.
Da Voice -
Anarky - Ladies and Gentlemen we have some disturbing news. Zach Ross - What do you mean disturbing? Anarky - Do you really want that thing back? Zach Ross - How do you know he's back how do you know he just wasn't moved? Anarky - Whatever... Ladies and Gentlemen lets show you what our EWO cameras caught earlier this week. The Scene opens up to a hospital. There's a doctor and his son standing outside a door. The Doctor kneels down and looks his son in the eyes. Doctor - The only reason I agreed to do this is because you're such a big fan ok? But I don't want you touching him... Who knows where he's been... Do you understand me? Son - Yes dad... Can we go in now?! Doctor - Sure... The doctor pushes the door open and they walk inside. The Camera follows them in. They stop almost immediately once through the door. Son - Where did he go Dad? The Doctor rushes out the door and grabs a phone that's hanging on the wall. He holds it up to his face and speaks quickly. Doctor - We have a code yellow... a missing patient I repeat a missing patient. Lefty Jones is MISSING! The camera goes back into the room and shows an empty hospital bed. The sheets are tossed every which way as if whoever got Lefty out of bed did so in a hurry. Even if it was Lefty himself. Whoever did it... was in a RUSH! The scene fades back to ringside. Zach Ross - We'll try to keep you updated as information about the where abouts of Lefty Jones as they become available
 Gutz And Glory Championship [Hardcore Match] Jalie Thomas vs. Jason Blade � The arena goes dark as the intro to Stillborn by Black Label Society hits the speakers. Jalie Thomas steps out onto the ramp to mixed reactions from the crowd. She smirks, raising a finger to those in attendance before running down the ramp and sliding into the ring. You're Not Ready by 50 Cent hits followed by instant boos. Jason Blade appears at the ramp. He jumps once, and cracks his neck. He adjusts his elbow pad, and starts heading down to the ring bypassing all the fans with their hands out for a "high five." He goes up the steps, and enters the ring through the second rope. He climbs the turnbuckles and pounds his chest twice, and jumps down.
Zach Ross - Jalie sneers at Jason before locking up. Blade pulls Jalie into a headlock, but she breaks it by shoving him into the ropes. On his return he�s met by a dropkick to the knee. Jalie walks up and kicks him in the lower back before casually pulling him up to his feet. Blade shoves her back and as she lunges at him, he places a palm on her forehead, preventing her from moving forward. She gets a pissed off look on her face as she swings aimlessly. Finally it seems to dawn on her that this is a hardcore match, as she suddenly stops moving and places a steel-toed boot to his nuts. Jason drops like he was shot. Jalie slides out of the ring to begin digging underneath the apron. She emerges with a morbid version of a Raggedy Ann doll. In her other hand she grabs a steel chair, sliding back into the ring with them. She drops the chair and raises the doll as Blade gets to his feet.
Anarky - As Blade turns around, Jalie smacks him with the head of the doll. He falls backward, lying there and staring blankly at the rafters.
Zach Ross -
Anarky -
Zach Ross - Jalie places the doll gently on the turnbuckle before walking over to Blade. She leans down and begins blatantly strangling him. Jason struggles for a moment then nails her with a right hook. She falls to the side and starts pulling herself up with the ropes as Blade makes a dash for the chair. Jalie is on her feet and turns as Blade hits her in the gut with the chair, then follows it up by cracking the it over her head. She drops to the mat as blood begins to pour from a wide gash above her right eyebrow.
Zach Ross -
Anarky - Blade slides out of the ring and tosses up the apron. He emerges with a crowbar and the crowd begins to boo. He slips back into the ring where Jalie is still down. Jason raises the crowbar and brings it back down on Jalie�s right knee. She screams, gripping her knee as Blade smirks.
Zach Ross -
Anarky - Jalie uses her good foot to kick Blade in the kneecap. He drops to one knee as she grabs the crowbar from him and immediately swings to nail him in the temple. Jason drops face-first as Jalie slides out of the ring once more. This time she brings out a two by four wrapped in barb wire, raising it in somewhat of a Cactus Jack tribute. She rolls back into the ring and limps toward Blade. He starts coming to his senses and rolls onto his back. Jalie raises the board and brings it back down right into Jason�s chest. Not once, or twice, but three times. Blade screams and Jalie grabs him by an arm, slowly dragging him toward the ropes and then kicking him out of the ring. Blade lands on his hands and knees, gripping his stomach and grimacing. Jalie follows him out and pulls him to his feet. She attempts an Irish whip, but Jason reverses, sending Jalie knees first into the steel steps and causing her to flip up and over them to the floor on the other side. Blade begins digging under the apron yet again, this time to pull out a table. He moves slowly but eventually gets it set up just outside the ring. He then reaches under the ring and slides out a ladder. He sets it up on the ramp away from the table, before going after Jalie. With a firm grip on her hair he drags her toward the ladder and up the steps one by one. The two are at the top when Jalie finally begins to fight back. They exchange rights and lefts as the ladder becomes more and more unstable.
Zach Ross - Jalie gets an arm around Blade�s head in what looks like a DDT attempt. Blade reverses, pushing her backward off the ladder. She sails to the ground, narrowly missing the table but smacking her head against it. The force causes the ladder to sway and suddenly fall forward. Blade smashes directly into the table only seconds before the ladder comes crashing down on top of him.
Crowd -
Anarky - Jalie is up to her feet, barely. She stumbles forward, gripping her head and attempting to set the ladder back up. Finally she succeeds and begins climbing. Once at the top, she steadies herself and raises dual middle fingers to the audience. She jumps, flying off and miraculously nailing a double shooting star press onto the downed Blade.
Zach Ross - The two lie there, incapacitated for several minutes. Finally Jalie begins to stir. She grabs Blade by his ripped up shirt and drags him into the ring with her. Jalie drops over his chest for a cover. 1...2...........Blade raises a shoulder and shoves Jalie off of him. She screams in frustration, grabbing at her hair.
Anarky - Jalie stands and lays a few boots to Blade�s bloody mid-section. He grabs her foot and pulls it out from under her. She falls back onto her ass as Blade gets to his feet. He walks over toward Jalie�s doll and grabs it. Jalie looks horrified and leaps to her feet. She runs and kicks out the back of his knees. The second he goes down, she jumps on his back and latches on Dead and Gone [Double Trapezius Nerve Hold]. Blade yelps, his eyes wide as he tries to swat at her. Jalie leans down and bites onto his hand. With his free one, Jason finally begins to tap, and the bell is sounded.
Da Voice -
Jalie holds the title up and turns around, just in time to get catch with a huge superkick from Dylan Dunn. Scott Royal is on the top rope and he springs off, landing a huge 450 splash onto Jalie Thomas. Dunn starts stompping her head, Royal rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. Dunn pulls Jalie up and whips her into the ropes, on the way back she jumps Dunn and Royal springs off the top rope holding the chair at his feet and landing a missile dropkick. Jalie is now bleeding badly from the head. Dunn pulls her up and holds her on her knees as Royal starts punching her in the face.
Anarky -
Zack Ross - All of a sudden Seth Thomas starts down the ramp, followed closely by Cody Carson. Royal And Dunn Take off out of the ring and Cody gives chase to Dunn. He hops the Barricade and is right on Dunns tail. The cameras cut to the ring where Seth is holding Jalie�s head. He helps her to her feet and the two of them walk to the back. You see Cody Carson running through the backstage area just ahead of him Dylan Dunn is running for his life. Cody starts to lose ground. Dunn bursts through the door to the parking lot and quickly hops into a limo. He screams at the driver And the limo speeds off just as Cody gets close to it.
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Zach Ross -
 Primetime Championship [Single Match] Drake Vandenhart vs. Lawrence Jarvis � Da Voice - The following contest is sheduled for one fall, and it is for the EWO Primetime Championship, introducing first from Cambridge, England, the EWO Primetime Champion, Lawrence Jarvis! You Can Do It by Ice Cube blasts out over the PA System and the fans explode, they all rise to their feet and start cheering as "The Franchise" Lawrence Jarvis steps out from behind the curtain, he stands on the stage and poses for the fans, the lights dim down and a big spot light follows him all the way down the isle. Da Voice - And the challenger from Detroit, Michigan, the King Of Show...Drake Vandenheart! The lights dim and the crowd goes dead silent. Blue and lime green lasers and lights start to shine from overhead. The words 'The King of Show' appears over the titantron and then the pyro explodes and Slit Wrist Theory by 36 Crazyfist blasts over the P.A. system. The crowd erupts with cheers as you see Drake Vandenhart emerge from behind the black curtain. He stands at the top of the entranceway and holds both his arms out and just looks as if he is breathing in the crowds cheers. Drake lowers his arm and walks down to the ring where he slides in under the bottom rope and hops to his feet. Once on his feet Drake looks out at the crowd and gives them a cocky smirk and then pops his neck and stretches real quick.
Jarvis clotheslines the challenger. He picks him up and tosses him in the corner. Jarvis walks over and delivers shot after shot to the body of Vandenheart. Jarvis jogs to the otherside of the ring. He then runs and body splashes Vandenheart. He staggers out of the corner and Jarvis hits him with a bulldog. Jarvis picks the kid up and hits him with a scoop slam. He then bounces off the ropes and hits him with a leg drop. Jarvis then pins. [1..2!] Drake kicks out. Jarvis nips up and waits for the kid get up to his feet. He stands up and Jarvis hits him with a boot to the gut. He then drops him with a big ddt. Anarky - The Franchise, being dominant as usual. Zach Ross - I can't argue with that, LJ is a good Primetime Champion. Jarvis picks Vandenheart up and he throws him over the top rope. Jarvis stands there as the ref starts counting. [1] Vandenheart is still out. [2] He's not getting up. [3] Still laying there. [4] Jarvis gets out of the ring and grabs Vandenheart. [5] He drops him chest first onto the announce table. [6] He rolls him back into the ring. Jarvis rolls into the ring. Vandenheart is standing up. He runs and Jarvis and gets planted with a huge impact spinebuster. Jarvis drills Drake hard into the mat. Jarvis gets up and stares at Jarvis. He starts stomping away at him before picking him up. Jarvis shoves Vandenheart around. He goes to punch Jarvis but he ducks it and lock in a sleeper hold. Zach Ross - This could be the end, Jarvis could put him out here. Anarky - How the hell would Vandenheart feel if he was beaten with a sleeper? Zach Ross - Probably like shit! Jarvis forces Vandenheart down to the canvas with the sleeper. Jarvis breaks the hold and just watches Vandenheart lay there. Jarvis walks over to a corner and just waits for the kid to het up. Slowly but surely Vandenheart stands up. Jarvis stomps the mat once and then nails The Franchise Shot on Vandenheart, right under the jaw. Vandenheart falls to the mat. Jarvis puts one foot on Vandenhearts chest. [1..2..3!] Da Voice - Here is your winner, and still EWO Primetime Champion, Lawrence Jarvis!
Congratulations....The eWo has just been Franchised! After the match, Black Gloves by YoungBuck hits the arena and the eWo Commissioner Suave Jonez makes his way to the ring to a bunch of boos. He stands at the entrance of the rampway. He begins to speak. Suave Jonez - Hey Jarvis. Congratulations on your victory tonight man. Good hard fought match tonight man. You lucky son of a bitch. I should put you up against someone else, like your tag partner Alexander McGraph....RIGHT NOW! McGraph enters through the crowd, but Jarvis turns around, and nails him with The Franchiser He pins him. (1....2......3!) Da Voice - Here's your winner, and still eWo PrimeTime Champion, "The Franchise" Lawrence Jarvis. Jonez seems to be pissed, but then he smiles at Jarvis. Suave Jonez - I can't believe this. Oh well. I didn't wanna do this, but I guess I will. Jonez waves to the back, and out comes 3 people. They storm the ring, and stare down Jarvis. McGraph looks to be trying to attack Jarvis from behind, but Jarvis moves out of the way. Alexia then cocks back, and hits a superkick on McGraph. She attends to McGraph and picks him up. David Jax puts McGraph onto his shoulder, and both Alexia & Andrew Powers get on different turnbuckles. Alexia Rihannon goes first, hitting a flying clothesline. Onto a fallen McGraph, Andrews Powers hits a flying Corkscrew. Alexia, David, Andrew, & Jarvis stand side by side and Jonez speaks. Suave Jonez - You see this guys? This is the dawning of a new era. This, my friends, is the future of the eWo. I called them "The Ultimate Franchise." With me as the leader, ain't no telling what's going to happen to the eWo now. Black Gloves by YoungBuck hits as the 5 exit the ring.
 [Iron Man Match] Scott Royal vs. Seth Thomas
Anarky -
Zach Ross -
Anarky -
Zach Ross - The lights dim to a teal hue and "LET'S GET IT ON!" is screamed as Apocalypse Wow by Reggie and The Full Effect hits the speakers. Scott Royal walks out onto the stage as the crowd cheers. He runs to each side of the stage, then sprints down the ramp and slides into the ring. Once in the ring, he stands on the second rope in the nearest corner, then hits the crucifix pose to another huge pop.
Da Voice - The fans pop for him again as Royal starts stretching his neck from side to side and bouncing on his toes.
Zach Ross -
Da Voice - There is a mixed reaction in the crowd as �Bled for Days� " begins to play as blue and red strobe light go off throughout the arena. Seth Thomas walks out onto the stage. He walks down the ramp glaring at the fans as he walks by. He rolls under the bottom rope and gets onto the rear right turnbuckle, a spot light hits him and you see him laughing to himself. He hops down and stares at Royal who the ref is holding back.
Zach Ross -
Anarky -
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Zach Ross - Seth Thomas walks to the middle of the ring, as does Royal. Royal extends his hand and Seth loses it. He pounces on Royal, connecting with lefts and rights. Royal pushes him off and Seth gets up. Royal gets to his feet and Seth rushes him. Royal jumps in the air and lands a spinning wheel kick to Thomas�s face. Royal quickly gets to his feet as does Seth. Royal dropkicks Seth and sends him down to the mat. Seth sits up in a sitting position as Royal springs to his feet and nails a Quick dropkick to the face as the fans erupt with cheers.
Zach Ross -
Anarky - Seth tries to shack it off but Royal is right back on the attack. He wraps his arms around Seth�s stomach and forces him to his feet. Royal goes for a German suplex but Seth blocks, Royal tries again, again Seth blocks. As the ref checks the grip of Royals hands, Seth brings him foot back quickly landing a low blow that sends Royal to his knees and then to his side, holding his groin. Seth springs off the middle rope, doing a back flip and landing knee first into the injured ribs of Royal. Royal screams in pain as Seth stands up with a grin on his face.
Zach Ross -
Anarky -
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Anarky - Seth pulls Royal up by the neck. He whips Royal into the ropes and goes for a close line. Royal ducks and bounces off the ropes. Seth does the same. The two come with a full head of steam and Royal goes for a close line. Seth ducks and again the two bounce off respective ropes. this time Royal goes for a close line again, but Seth at the last second ducks and lands a hard spear, quickly getting up and stomping the ribs of Royal several times.
Anarky - Royal rolls to his feet and Seth waits for him. Seth goes for a super kick, but somehow Royal ducks at the last second. Seth turns around and gets caught with the Professional Grade (Diamond Cutter). By men lay motionless for 4 or 5 second before royal rolls to his side, clenching his ribs. Seth now rolls over onto his side and starts to get up.
Zach Ross -
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Anarky - Seth makes it to his hands and knees, yet Royal is still on the mat holding his midsection. Seth crawls to the ropes and starts to pull himself up as Royal still lay on the mat. Seth pulls himself to his feet and walks starts walking over to Royal. He reaches down to pulls Royal up but Royal reverses into a small package. 1.��..2.��..Kickout!!! The fans boo at the count as the ref holds up two fingers. Royal starts to get up as does Seth. Royal rushes Seth will all his might but Seth nails a knee to the midsection, or so it looked. Royal flips over Seth�s knee and hooks him between the legs, rolling the surprised Seth up onto a pin. 1.����2.��.Kickout The fans boo again as the ref holds up two fingers.
Zach Ross - Seth gets up and Punches Royal in the face with a straight right, sending him to the mat. Royal starts to get up, bent over. Seth walks over looking like he cares. He puts two fingers under Royal�s chin and lifts it so they are somewhat Eye-to-Eye and then Seth pokes Royal in the eyes with his index and middle fingers. He then knocks him down with a huge right. Seth then gets onto the middle rope and flips off the crowd. Royal starts to get up and Seth springs off going for a flipping neck breaker. Royal drops out of the way and Seth accidentally grabs the ref, coming down hard with the neck breaker. The ref bounces and lands face fist on the mat. Royal runs at Seth and Seth locks him up with a drop toe hold, holding on with his legs and rolling up placing his back with Royal�s. Seth then reaches up and grabs Royal by the throat wrenching back so that Royal starts to fade quickly from the pain in his ribs. Royal taps out but Seth took the ref out.
Zach Ross -
Anarky - Seth lets the hold go and gets up a little pissed. But seeing the ref is down he gets an evil grin on his face. Seth rolls out of the ring and grabs the time keepers chair. The time keeper gives Seth some lip about it and Seth turns around and starts talking shit to the timekeeper. As Seth turns around with the chair in front of his face Royal runs and dropkicks it into his face. The chair goes flying and Seth lays motionless on the floor. Royal grabs the top ropes and pulls it down, flinging himself over and lands in a modified Swanton Bomb.
Anarky - Seth rolls to his stomach holding his ribs as Royal flops around holding his midsection and coughing up blood. Seth slowly starts to pull himself up on the apron. He pulls himself into the ring and lays there on his side. Royal starts to get up but falls. He then pushes himself to drag his ass up the steps. Seth it to his feet as is the ref. Seth runs and jumps over the top rope, slamming head first into the steel steps as Royal moves out of the way. Seth�s head is busted open now and there is still about half a match left. Royal lays on floor catching his breath as Seth looks to be knocked out.
Zach Ross - Royal gets to his feet and staggers over to Seth. He pulls the lifeless body of one Seth Thomas up and rolls him into the ring. Royal then climbs up the ring steps and gets onto the top rope. He spring off nailing The Revolver (Top-rope Phoenix Splash). The impact sends blood shooting from Royal�s mouth and sends him rolling forward off of Seth, holding his midsection. After several seconds, Royal pulls himself together and starts to move with one arm on his ribs and one pulling him toward Seth. He then drops an arm across Seth�s chest. 1.���.2.����.3!!!!!! The arena fills with cheers for the three count as the bell rings and on the side of the Epic Tron the score goes Royal: 1 Thomas: 0. Royal looks at the ref and tells him to count again. 1.���.2.����.3!!!!!!
The Fans cheers grow as the score changes to Royal: 2 Thomas: 0
Zach Ross - The ref goes to count again. 1.�.�.2.���..Kickout!!! Seth Thomas kicks out with mere second before going down another fall. Seth starts to get up but Royal is on him like white on rice. Royal starts kicking Seth in the back, knocking him down and stomping the hell out of him. Royal pulls Seth up and goes for a suplex, Seth turns in mid air and lands on his feet with Royal in the suplex position, landing one. Seth pops his hips and lands another, Seth pops his hips again and lands one more. Just when you think he�s done, Seth pops his hips and nails one more suplex, popping his hips again and landing yet another. He pops his hips on more time and lifts Royal into the air, holding him there for severe second as blood drips down onto the canvas. Seth then twist Royal, catches him in a inverted piledriver position and runs with him, nailing the Theory of a Deadman (Running Inverted Piledriver)
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Anarky - Cheers go up for the kick ass move then the �Royal� chant starts. Seth covers. ,p> 1.���..2.����..3!!!!!!!!! Boos ring out as Seth stand up and flips the crowd off. And the score changes yet again to Royal: 2 Thomas: 1.
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Zach Ross - Seth pulls Royal up and kicks him in the midsection, causing Royal to fall to a knee. Seth puts Royal�s Head between his legs and lifts him up, spinning and landing a power bomb. Seth stands up and staggers a bit, before falling head first into Royal�s groin. Royal bounces around holding his groin as Seth�s world slowly stop spinning. Seth gets to his knees and grabs his head trying to regain his balance. Royal starts to get up still in a lot of pain. Royal runs at Seth, but Seth rolls forward and to his feet, grabbing Royal in mid-stride and nailing a monkey flip. Seth slowly gets up and walks over to Royal, lifting his legs and locking on a modified version of the sharpshooter. Seth holds the legs in the sharpshooter but has dropped his knee beside Royal�s head, bending him in half. Royal tries to move but can�t. He resists for about 10 second more and then taps out. The ref calls for the bell and the score changes to Royal: 2 Thomas: 2. With his free hand Seth starts punching Royal�s ribs as the ref tries to brake him off. After several more second in the move Seth lets go.
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Zach Ross - Jalie Thomas staggers gout from the back, dragging her beaten and battered form to the ring to support her husband. Seth Sees Jalie and he smiles at her as she smiles back at him. He is wearing a blood stained white shirt and is still refusing medical attention. EMT�s rush to her side at the ring and immediately start to work on her. Seeing as she will not leave her husbands side.
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Anarky - Seth pulls Royal up and push him into the corner, setting him up on the top rope. Seth gets up with Royal and lands a hard DDT off the top rope, but instead of going for the cover Seth pulls Royal up and pushes him into the rope landing a spine buster and springing to his feet walking up to Royal�s head and kicking on of his arm�s onto his crossing his arms and taking off and elbow pad, tossing it into the crowd and bouncing off one set of ropes, hopping over Royal and bouncing off the other set, flips off the crowd and lands one hell of an elbow. He gets up and puts a foot on Royal�s chest as the ref counts. 1.�.�.2.����3!!! The fans boo at the cocky Seth Thomas but the score none the less the score goes up Royal: 2 Thomas: 3
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Anarky - Seth smiles and is now seemingly having a good time. He thinks to himself with his foot across Royal�s throat and then smiles. He drags Royal over into the corner, setting him against the bottom turnbuckle and starts for look at Royal turning his head from Side to side. He then smiles and starts to have Royal do funny faces. Lifting his lips and raising his eyebrow. All of a sudden royal lifts his leg, catching Seth in the nuts.
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Anarky - Royal uses the ropes to get to his feet. He starts stomping on Seth�s head, over and over trying to re open then now healed wound. He is successful with on hard soccer kick to the head. Seth hold his forehead again as blood trickle through his fingers. Royal springs from the canvas to the top rope, with out even thinking about his ribs or his body he twist landing a corkscrew moonsault , he stands up from the impact fighting the pain. He then jumps over Seth and onto the middle , then top rope and again without losing a stride, Corkscrews and lands a 450 splash going for the cover. 1.����...2.�����.�Foot On the ropes. Royal jumps onto the middle rope and moonsault�s onto Seth�s leg which is and easy target on the ropes. Seth screams in pain and royal drags him into the middle of the ring. Seth hops to his foot and goes for a enziguiri. Royal ducks it and lands a dragon screw. He pulls Seth up and lands another, quickly locking on an unorthodox leg lock. Seth Scream in pain and tries to reach the ropes. Royal Lets the hold go and quickly pulls Seth to his feet. Seth and barely walk. Royal pushes him into one of the far right corner and puts him onto the top rope. Royal gets up behind Seth and goes for a reverse suplex. He nails it, Seth lands chest first on the guard rail and Royal gets up quickly, after just missing the steps and jumps off the apron going for a cross body block onto the back of Seth�s head and back. But he gets nothing but steel.
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Anarky - Royal gets up slowly and is met with a bulldog by Seth Thomas. Seth slowly gets up and rolls Royal into the ring, Seth slides in and pulls Royal up. Royal pushes forward sending Seth onto his back and quickly rolling him over, locking on a single leg crab. Seth is bleeding badly and is to weak to push himself to the ropes. He fights it as much as he can but he taps out.
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Anarky - The score changes Royal: 3 Thomas: 3. Royal gets up and pulls Seth up, whipping him into the ropes and landing a huge Spin Buster, springing to his feet and nailing The Kingdom Klash. He covers. 1.����2.��.��.3!!!!! The fan erupt with cheers and Royal stands up and gets them to pop for him. With only 10 minutes left, Royal is seemingly feeling confident. The score changes again Royal: 4 Thomas: 3. Royal slowly walks over to Seth and he pulls him up. He whips Seth into the ropes and goes for a Close Line, Seth ducks it and spring off the middle rope, turning in midair and landing a cross body. Royal rolls through it and Has Seth in a quick cover. 1.���2.��..Kickout! Royal gets up and pulls Seth up. He pushes him into the corner and nails a couple of Hard knife edge chops. He then climbs onto the middle rope and starts the 10 punch as the crowd counts along.
Crowd - Royal hops down and steps back as Seth swings at him and the falls face first on the mat. Royal climbs to the top ropes and quickly lands a shooting star press onto Seths back. Royal Rolls him over and pins. 1.���.2.��.Shoulder up!
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Anarky - Royal stands up a little pissed off. He pulls Seth to the corner and springs off the middle rope, going for a corckscrew splash, Seth gets his knees up, ring into the injured ribs of Royal. Seth and Royal both lay motionless for several second, catching there breath, Royal suddenly shoots over onto his side, spitting up more blood. Seth Slowly rolls to his side, looking like he was just in a car crash. He looks like he is about to get sick with a far away look in his eye. He blinks a couple of times and slowly starts to pull himself up using the ropes for support. Seth glances at the clocks as the minutes are flying by. He is now down to four minutes. Seth walks over and pulls Royal pulls slowly. He then scoop slams him in the middle of the ring. Seth falls to his knees and crawls to the ropes, gets through them on onto the apron he slow stands up. Seth quickly pulls on the top rope, slinging himself over it and landing a leg drop. Seth then gets up and pulls Royal up, pushing him into the corner. Seth then sets him up onto the top rope and climbs up with him. He hooks Royal in a superplex, but Royal pushes him off. In the midst of pushing Seth off, Royal loses his balance and falls off the top rope to the hard floor outside. Royal gets up rather quickly seeing as Seth is still down.
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Zach Ross - Royal reaches under the ring and pulls out a ladder, sliding it into the ring, he gets in himself. Seth is slowly getting to his feet, She staggers around And Royal quickly lands a huge Royal Seal (Sky high into sidewalk slam). Royal gets up and gets the fans to pop again. There is 2 minute left on the clock as Royal set the ladder up and starts to climb one rung at a time. As he approaches the top, he does a crucifix pose for the fans, then stands on the top of the ladder. He jumps off, going for a diving head butt. Seth Thomas quickly roll out of the way, and Royal it�s the mat hard, the impact sends his body completely off the mat, then coming to rest, holding his ribs. Seth Thomas is laying on his stomach, the roll took a lot out of him. Royal is laying motionless, his hand on his ribs and him on his back. After almost a minute of laying motionless, Seth starts to stir. He slowing lifts his head and sees the Royal is down and out. Seth then starts t opull himself toward Royal as the clock ticks down to 40 seconds left. Seth Slowly starts to pull himself, as fast as he can, which like slower then a snail right now towards Royal, the clock hits 30 seconds and Seth is slowly making his way to Royal. Royal is almost a full body length away from Seth, but Seth pushes on. The clock strikes 20 seconds and Seth is pulling closer and closer. Jalie Thomas is pounding the mat for him to hurry. Seth collapse, mere inches away from Royal.
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Crowd - A buzzer sounds and the match looks to be a draw.
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Zach Ross - Seth slowly rolls off Royal. He starts to stand, but drops to a knee. Royal is still out cold from the huge dive off the ladder. Seth staggers to his feet and falls, catching the ladder for support. Seth then looks at the ladder and cracks and evil smile. He slowly walks over to the side the Royal climbed and he starts up it, a lot slower then Royal did. Royal is still motionless as Seth creeps closer to the top of the ladder. Seth Finally makes it to the top, holing his ribs with one arm. Seth Stands on the top of the ladder and flips the crowd off. He then smiles and jumps off, landing The Leap of Faith (Guillotine Legdrop). The impact sends a shockwave of silence through the arena. Seth bounces off, holding his back in pain. Jalie pounds the apron trying to get her husband some strength. Seth slowly crawl towards Royal again, Seth makes it to his hands an knees, falling lifeless ontop of a beaten and battered Royal. 1.����2.�����.3!!!!!
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Da Voice - Jalie Thomas gets into the ring and Cody Carson comes running down from the back. The two help Seth out of the ring and basically drags his Body to the back.
Zach Ross - Scott Royal slowly rolls to his stomach as Medics rush to his side. They help Scott up and the fans give him a standing ovation for his effort in the ring. Scott the pushes the medics away and falls, rolling to the out side and stagger up the ramp with no help from any body.
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Suddenly out of no where "Anxiety" by the Black Eyes Peas plays over the PA system. The crowd falls silent not sure whether to boo or cheer. Anarky - Who the hell? Zach Ross - Who's music is this? The Crowd suddenly deafens the arena with its cheering. The Cameras pan and show Lefty standing at the top of the ramp. He has a Steel chair in his right hand. He holds his head and leans on the chair. It is quite obvious to everyone he's no where near 100% Anarky - It's back! That Hobo is back! Zach Ross - And the crowd is blowing the roof off the arena cheering for his Arrival. Anarky - Damn it why couldn't he have stayed in a coma? Zach Ross - Oh shut up! Lefty's back! Lefty slowly makes his way down to the ring. He's dressed in his pants and trench coat but he's shirtless. He walks up to the ring slides the chair in under the bottom rope and then slides in after it. He picks it up and goes to the other side asking someone to toss him a mic. They do and he goes to the center of the ring. He stands there waiting for the crowd to quiet down. When it becomes obvious that they won't for a while he unfolds the chair and sits down. He holds his head while waiting and they finally quiet down eager to hear what he has to say. He stands up and looks around the arena then facing the camera he begins. Lefty Jones - Well Hellllllooooooo Little ROCK! The crowd pops. Anarky - That was such a cheap pop. Zach Ross - Would you be quiet? Lefty's trying to enjoy his coming back. Anarky - He should have stayed gone... Lefty Jones - I know you've all missed me. And had I been concious I probably would have missed you all too. Another pop from the crowd. Anarky - Will he stop it with these cheap pops? Zach Ross - Let him talk how he wants. Lefty Jones - But I wasn't concious. I was unconcious... sleeping... had my eyes shut... IN A FREAKING COMA! You see no matter how you look at it or how you want to say it. I was put out of commission for a while... and how was I put out of commission? Someone jumped me with a chair and put me in a FREAKING COMA! Anarky - Wish that someone had killed him. Zach Ross - You can't say that! You'll get fired! Anarky - Do you think I care? I hate being around this guy! Zach Ross - You're hopeless man... Lefty Jones - And I would love to get back into The Featured Attraction and help out my friends. The Crowd gives a mix of boos and cheers at the mentioning of The Featured Attraction. Lefty Jones - However... I have a little business I need to take care of before I can do that... But I guess I could get back in and take care of this business at the same time but it doesn't matter to me. You see right now there's only one thing on my mind... The son of a bitch who jumped me! The crowd cheers as Lefty mentions his intentions about being back. Lefty Jones - Now whoever you are you've failed to show yourself so far... You've given a lot of messages saying Royal's next... but here's the thing... You never finished ME!... So forget about Royal whoever the hell you are! You still have to finish me off. And now that I know you're coming... I think it's going to be the other way around. Actually you know what? I don't even want to wait for you to show yourself on your own sweet time. I want you now! C'mon show yourself! Lefty folds up the chair and picks it up ready to swing it. Lefty Jones - C'mon! show yourself! Come get some! I've got more than enough to shove down your throat and make you choke on! C'mon! Black Gloves By Young Buck starts playing over the PA system and the crowd boos as Commish Suave Jones walks out onto the stage. Lefty Jones - You attacked me?! Hell this is more embarassing then I thought! but whatever I'll kick your ass just the same. Lefty drops his mic and moves to leave the ring. Suave Jones - WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! I didn't attack you Lefty. Lefty picks up his mic. Lefty Jones - Then who did? Wait why are you even out here? Get out of the way so these fans can see me kick his ass! Suave Jones - Actually they won't be seeing that Lefty... Crowd Boos Suave Jones - You see... It's not because of anything I'm going to do. Or anything you're not going to do. It's because... He's not here tonight. Plus I wouldn't want you fighting while you're in that condition anyway... You could sue EWO if you got hurt... again. So why don't you take your chair and leave the ring? Lefty unfolds the chair and sits down in the middle of the ring. There's a mild pop from Lefty's defiance of Authority. Lefty Jones - I'll leave the ring when you come down into it and say pretty please. Suave Jones - Fine. Suave walks down to the ring and climbs in. He stand right in front of Lefty and says with as much sarcasm as he can muster. Suave Jones - Oh you big giant strong Hobo would you please leave the ring so we could get on with the show? Lefty nods slightly and gets up out of the chair. He motions for Suave to take the chair if he wants it out of the ring and starts to walk away. The crowd boos as Lefty gives in so easily. However Lefty glances over his shoulder and sees Suave turning around with the chair at his face. He quickly hits Suave with the Down the Hatch. What was boos one second ago have now turned into deafening cheers. Anarky - OH MY GOD! this isn't right! Lefty just hit the Down the Hatch on the Commish! Zach Ross - Whether it's right or wrong the fans sure as hell loved it. Lefty drops down onto his belly pushes the chair off of Suave's body and leans in close to Suave's face holding the microphone up to his lips. Lefty Jones - Fine he isn't here tonight? Then you book a match between us... AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!... Make it happen. Suave Jones - You...want him? Then you've got him! A man with a blonde shaved head appears on the stage, he is wearing a TFA t-shirt, he looks down to the ring at Lefty. Lefty Jones - You attacked me? Who the freak are you? Scott Royal slowly appears on the stage holding his side, he has a mic. Scott Royal - Lefty, I didn't ask this guy to attack you. But he approached me a few weeks ago asking to debut in the eWo as part of TFA. I said that TFA is a four piece group and someone would have to be shelved for him to join us, so he took you out. Then he said he was coming for me, but only to talk. Now we have dilema. This is M.J. Malone, and he wants in TFA. And Lefty I know you want back with us so there is only one way to solve this. A match on the next Violence. Winner is a member of TFA, is that cool with you Commish? Suave Jones - It's on. We fade to a Licence To Thrill promo.
 [MAIN EVENT] World Championship [Triple Threat Match] Johnny Legend vs. Bill Dynamite � vs. Erin Jacobs Da Voice - The following contest is the main event of the evening. It is a triple threat match sheduled for one fall, and it is for the EWO World Championship! Introducing first from Detroit, Michigan.....Johnny Legend! Kool Thing by Sonic Youth plays and Johnny Legend walks to the ring. Da Voice - And now, introducing, from London, England....the EWO World Champion....Bill Dynamite! All About The Benjamins by P.Diddy hits, and Bill walks down to the ring he has the EWO World Championship over his shoulder. He steps in the ring and warms up for his match. Da Voice - And the final challenger from Seattle, Washington....Erin Jacobs! Too Bad by Nickleback hits. Erin Jacobs appears on the ramp and walks down to the ring.
The three men look at eachother. Slowly they walk towards eachother looking at eachother. Legend punches Dynamite and Jacobs gets into it. Legend and Jacobs take there turns hitting Dynamite. Dynamite stumbles back and they double irish whip him. He comes back and gets hit with a big back body drop. Dynamite flips in the air and hits the canvas hard. Jacobs then gives Legend a right hand to the head. Legend stumbles and Jacobs goes for another right hand but Legend blocks it and kicks Jacobs in the gut. He hits him with a quick snap suplex and pins. [1..!] Jacobs quickly kicks out. Dynamite is back up, he grabs Legend by the hair and he smashes his head off the top turnbuckle. Dynamite then clotheslines Legend turning him inside out. Jacobs grabs Dynamite from behind and he throws him shoulder first, through the second and third turnbuckles. You can here Dynamite's shoulder crash against the ringpost. Anarky - God damn it Jacobs, you could really injure him doing that! Zach Ross - Jacobs doesn't care, he just wants the World Title. Anarky - Well I want a woman to talk to me but I don't go breaking shoulders now do I? Zach Ross - Women won't talk to you? Anarky - Nevermind about that, call the match. Jacobs is hammering away on Legend before Legend scores with a boot to the gut. Jacobs stumbles and Legend hits him with a high dropkick knocking Jacobs off his feet. Legend then climbs to the top rope. He is about to jump when Dynamite grabs him and tosses him right off the turnbuckle. Legend flies through the air and lands back first on the canvas. Jacobs quickly pins but Dynamite breaks it up. Dynamite and Jacobs start exchanging rights and lefts until Jacobs goes for a hip toss. Dynamite counters it into a hip toss of his own. Jacobs lands on his back and Dynamite quickly drops an elbow. This drives all the air out of Jacobs. Dynamite then picks him up, Dynamite goes for the Dynamighty but Jacobs shoves him into the ropes, but Legend is low bridging the top rope, sending Dynamite over to the outside. Dynamite quickly stands up but Jacobs runs, Legend is on all fours, Jacobs steps off Legends back and flies over the top rope to the outside with a cross body. He scores nailing Dynamite with it. Zach Ross - What great athleticism by Jacobs there. Anarky - I agree that was an impressive manuver. Zach Ross - Really? You agree with me? Anarky - No I was being sarcastic dumbass. Jacobs and Dynamite slowly get up. Legend is on the apron with his back to Dynamite and Jacobs. The two men are up, Legend looks and sees them over his shoulder and then he jumps off the second rope with an asai moonsault knocking both competitors down. The referee is in the ring and he isn't counting, he wants to see a clear cut winner in this match. Legend gets up and slowly heads back to the ring but Jacobs is up, he runs and nails Legend from behind causing Legend to stumble forward, Jacobs grabs Legends head and smacks it off the ring apron, he then rolls him into the ring. Jacobs looks behind him for Dynamite and he gets hit with a big shoulder block from the champion. Jacobs stumbles and Dynamite irish whips him right into the steel stairs. Jacobs lays on the ground motionless. Dynamite chuckles and rolls into the ring. Anarky - The champ showing his bad side there... Zach Ross - The only side Dynamite has is bad. Anarky - Not true, what about all those kids he helped? Zach Ross - When? What are you talking about? Anarky - Oh right...you never heard about that...yeah sure Ross, play dumb... Dynamite grabs Legend and goes for a suplex but Legend reverses it into a huge german suplex pin. [1..2!] Dynamite kicks out just after two. Legend is up and he grabs Dynamite. He goes to irish whip Dynamite but he reverses it and Dynamite uses and irish whip of his own. Legend comes back and Dynamite has his head down looking for a back body drop but Legend hurdles Dynamite, bounces off the ropes and when Dynamite turns around Legend nails him with a huge wheel kick. Dynamite falls to the mat and Legend points to the top rope. He climbs to the top rope, he signals to the crowd then leaps through the air. It's like time stands still as Legend flies through the air, flashbulbs in the audience go off and Legend scores with a big elbow drop to Dynamite. Legend quickly pins. [1..2..!] Dynamite kicks out and Legend can't believe it! Zach Ross - I thought for sure Legend had him there... Anarky - Legend had nothing, nothing at all.... He stands up and begins stomping away on the champion. But Bill starts to stand up. So Legend goes to bounce off the ropes but he is tripped by Erin Jacobs from the outside. Legend eats canvas and Jacobs rolls in the ring. He irish whips Legend into Dynamite. Dynamite takes Legend's head off with a big clothesline. Bill chuckles but Jacobs runs at him full force. Dynamite launches Jacobs over the top rope, but he lands on the apron. Dynamite does not see this so he walks over to Legend. Jacobs climbs to the top rope. The crowd roars and Dynamite turns around. Jacobs flies off the top rope and nails Dynamite with a big missle dropkick. The crowd begins a "Jacobs!" chant as he lifts up Legend. He nails Legend with a quick ddt and pins. [1..2!] Legend kicks out. Jacobs then grabs Dynamite and locks in a sharpshooter. Anarky - Oh no! Get to the ropes Bill, c'mon save your title! Dynamite is screaming in agony and he is no where near the ropes, he looks like he is ready to tap but Legend is up, he sees Jacobs with the sharpshooter on Dynamite so he springboards off the second rope and nails Jacobs in the chest with a dropkick. Jacobs breaks the hold and falls to the canvas. Legend then walks over to Bill, grabs his legs and locks in the Eminence! Bill is screaming in pain once more, reaching for the ropes, but to no avail. Legend wrenches back on Bills legs but Jacobs is slowly getting up, he runs over and punches Legend in the head making him break the hold. Legend stumbles around and Jacobs hits him with a huge spear. Legend goes down hard. Jacobs stands up and the crowd roars as he calls for the end. Jacobs climbs to the top rope and he points to Legend. Jacobs flies off the top rope and he nails Legend with the Quickiller. Legend is out and Jacobs quickly covers. [1..2!] Dynamite breaks up the pin with a double axe handle to Jacobs back. Legend rolls out of the ring. Jacobs and Dynamite are exchanging lefts and rights. Jacobs goes for a left but Dynamite ducks under it. Jacobs turns around and gets nailed with the Dynamighty out of nowhere. Jacobs is down for the count. Dynamite quckly covers, with his feet on the second rope for leverage. [1..2..!] The ref notices Dynamites feet and he stops the count. Anarky - What are you talking about ref? His feet were nowhere near the fucking ropes! Zach Ross - Calm down Tim, you know his feet were all over the ropes. Dynamite dumps Jacobs over the top rope. Legend is on the outside, he grabs Jacobs and irish whips him right into the ring post. Dynamite gets out and clobbers Legend, he goes for the Dynamighty on Legend but Legend drops to one knee and low blows Dynamite. Legend rips the ringside mats up exposing the concrete floor. He grabs Dynamite and lifts him on to his shoulders nailing the Legendary onto the concrete. Dynamite hits it face first, knocked out cold. Jacobs comes from behind hitting Legend. He grabs Legend and rolls him in the ring. Jacobs gets in the ring and he grabs Legend, he irish whips him but Legend comes back with a big cross body pin. [1..2..!] Jacobs kicks out. Both men get up and Legend grabs Jacobs he then nails him with the Legendary! Legend quickly hooks Jacobs leg. [1..2..3!] Da Voice - Here is your winner, and NEW EWO World Champion.....Johnny Legend!!!! The crowd boos as Legend is handed the EWO World Championship. Kool Thing by Sonic Youth plays throughout the arena. Legend stands on the top rope with the EWO World title raised high in the air above his head. The EpicTron Johnny Legend holding his new title while EMT's check on Bill Dynamite. Anarky - Fucking Legend, Dynamite didn't even get pinned!
British Brawler appears on the ramp with Dirk Pheonix. Both men sprint down to the ring. Anarky - I thought his leg was broken! Zach Ross - Actually that was never confirmed... Brawler and Pheonix grab an unconcious Dynamite, the pick him up and double powerbomb him right on the concrete, they then get in the ring and grab Jacobs and toss him out of the ring. Brawler and Legend look at eachother and just stare at eachother as the show goes off the air. |