Episode 11: Sunday October 31st, 2004
From Evening News Arena in Manchester, England
[Opening]
got ya number than number than numb Empty ya pockets son, they got you thinkin that What ya need is what they sellin Make you think that buyin is rebellin' From the theaters to malls on every shore The thin line between entertainment and war The frontline is everywhere, there be no shelter here Spielberg the nightmare works so push it far Amistad was a whip, the truth was feathered and tarred Memories erased and burned and scarred Trade in ya history for a VCR BOOM BOOM BOOM! Pyro explodes on the stage and the crowd in Royal Albert Hall goes insane as No Shelter by Rage Against The Machine plays throughout the arena. Pyro keeps going off and then we see Zach Ross and Anarky at ringside. Zach Ross - Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am Zach Ross alongside Tim 'Anarky' Jones, and welcome to eWo Violence, from the Evening News Arena in Manchester, England! Anarky - Ladies and gentlemen we are just one week away from eWo Licence To Thrill, live on Pay Per View!!! Zach Ross - That's right, and as we found out last week, in the main event of Licence To Thrill, we'll see Dylan Dunn challenge his TFA team mate Johnny Legend for the eWo World Championship! Anarky - That will be an electric match, but we do have some sad news. The Boiler Room Brawl for the eWo Tag Team Championship sheduled for tonight has been cancelled. Death has left the company and Scott Royal is not here tonight... Zach Ross - Scott Royal isn't here tonight? Anarky - No that pussy is still hurting from the beat down he suffered from the rookie M.J. Malone last week, which was great I might add! Zach Ross - Well I don't blame Royal for not being here. Malone really took him out with that spinebuster on the hood of that car! Anarky - Royal is a pussy, and thats that.
[Segment: The Boss Is Back!]Higher Ground by Red Hot Chili Peppers cues! The crowd boos as none other than AJ Epic appears on the stage. Accompanied by the corporation of Blake Price, Suave Jonez and Jimmy Styker. Also Axe is with them. They walk down to the ring. They enter and AJ has a mic. AJ Epic - My short absence is over. eWo needs me so I am back, and just in time to make some pay per view announcements. The crowd boos even more. AJ Epic - You British fans aren't very nice. Without yours truly, eWo wouldn't exist. So I suggest you shut the fuck up, and listen to what I have to say! They boo even more and an 'asshole' chant breaks out. AJ Epic - Shut up, all of you. I have some things that need to be said. Anyways, I think it's match making time! He he, there is one match I think everyone wants to see, after what happened last week... The arena dims into complete darkness. The fans are in a mixed state of reaction, unsure of whether to cheer or boo. A huge constant pyro blasts from the stage and Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit blasts from the PA system. M.J. Malone appears on stage. Epic and the corporation do not look happy. Malone smiles and walks down the ramp with a mic in his hand. He stops half way and looks at the ring. M.J. Malone - Mr.Epic, glad to finally meet you. Glad to finally meet the man himself. But before you say what you are going to say, well I think I know what you are going to say. You want me to face. Lawrence Jarvis for the Primetime title, I'm right aren't I? AJ Epic - You think you are worthy of facing the Franchise? Well I don't boy. After what you did to Scott Royal last week, you have to... M.J. Malone - Hold up, what I did to Royal was neccesary. He fucked with me as soon as I got here, so I had to do something about it. AJ Epic - Cut me off again and you'll be out of a job. As I was saying, since you decided to attack Mr.Royal last week, how about we see Scott Royal face M.J. Malone at Licence To Thrill, maybe in a Parking Lot Brawl?!?! M.J. Malone - That's cool with me man. I'll beat his ass and continue my path to the World Title. Oh and about that. Since Machtan Aomori and I are going at it tonight, in the second match of his series. I think that WHEN I beat him I will have won match one of my series. So the only fair thing to do would to make my match with Royal, match two in my series. AJ Epic - I'm a fair man Malone, so you're on. IF, and I stress IF you beat Machtan Aomori tonight, you start your series. And Scott Royal will be your second opponent. M.J. Malone - Thanks boss... AJ Epic - Yes but Malone, you interupted the Chairman. So you have to pay the concequences.....Axe? Axe hops out of the ring and charges at Malone. Malone holds his mic in his hand and clobbers Axe in the head with it. Axe stumbles and Malone hits him with a side belly to belly suplex on the ramp. Axe looks to be out cold. M.J. Malone - Anything else Epic? Jimmy Stryker - Malone, you little piss ant. You need to learn your place, and by god I hope Machtan Aomori destroys you tonight, just to see that smirk wiped off your face! M.J. Malone - Trust me Stryker, this smirk will be on my face for a long time! So get used to it! Break Stuff by Limp Bizket starts playing again as we cut to commercial.
[Commercials]
[Ringside]Zach Ross - Welcome back to Violence ladies and gentlemen. And just a few moments ago we found out that Scott Royal will take on M.J. Malone at Licence To Thrill, in a Parking Lot Brawl. Anarky - In which Malone will tear Royal apart! Zach Ross - Well he does have the advantage, Royal is hurt from what Malone did to him last week. Anarky - Yeah, but we have a very interesting match coming up next. Zach Ross - Yes, the fatal four way flag match. The rules being that there will be a flag placed in a corner first person to retrieve it, gets to use it on there opponents, and then from there its pinfall or submission. Anarky - Well here it is the first ever eWo Capture The Flag Match!
[Capture The Flag Match] Lefty Jones vs. Rayne Young vs. Alexia Rihannon vs. Devin Washington Da Voice - The following contest is a Capture The Flag Match, and the winner faces the Gutz And Glory Champion at Licence To Thrill! Introducing first.... Anxiety by Black Eyed Peas plays over the speakers. Lefty "The Hobo" Jones comes down to the ring pushing his shopping cart. He is wearing a long black trenchcoat and plain black pants. He wheels it down to the ring and leaves it by the baricade. He slides into the ring and plays to the crowd. Da Voice - From the filthy Streets Of Tampa, Florida.....representing the Featured Attraction....Lefty 'The Hobo' Jones! And the second competitor.... The Light's in the Arena cut off as the Crowd wait in silence as " Go To Sleep Bitch" blast's out from the P.A System as the Light's flash on & off as a Video Package of Rayne Young play's.. Just then the Light's comeback on fully as the Figure of Rayne is seen standing at the Top of the Stage looking down at the Floor with his Hooded Top covering his face & stay's still for a few moment as he fling's his head back up as the Hood fall's off his face as Rayne crack's his Neck to the left then to the Right & compose's himself before making his way down to the Ring smirking at the Crowd as he does so.. Finally Rayne jump's onto the Outside & Enter's the Ring through the Middle Rope.. Da Voice - From Brixton, England.....Rayne Young! The third conpetitor... Swamped by Lacuna Coil hits and Alexia Rihannon comes out of the top stage area which is filled with smoke and she walks down to the ring swayin her hips in a sexy motion yet ignoring the fans. She enters the ring sliding under the bottom rope, jumpin up to pose for the fans in a teasing, provocative way yet not like she cares. Da Voice - From Panama City, Florida....Alexia Rihannon! And the final competitor....from Death Valley, Califoria.....Devin 'Xiled' Washington! Lights go out, I Hate This by Static X hits the PA system. The fans start a heavy chant of boo's. Devin then walks out onto the ramp with a big smile on his face. He holds his arms out to his side and then makes his way down the ramp and then he rolls into the ring. He walks over to the corner of the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle and sits on the top.
The four competitors scope eachother out. Devin runs at Alexia but is tripped. He falls face first into the second turnbuckle. Lefty runs and kicks Rayne in the balls. He then uses his druken flailing punch combo to back Rayne up on the ropes. Lefty irish whips Rayne and kicks him on the gut. He grabs Rayne by the head and picks him up and drops him with a basic scoop slam. Alexia comes from behind and hits Lefty with a bulldog. Devin stands up and goes for the flag but Alexia walks over and yanks him off the top rope. Devin does a front flip and he lands on the mat hard. Lefty stands up and trys to low blow. Alexia turns around and looks at him cock eyed. Anarky - Is this Hobo fucking retarded? Zach Ross - No I think he's just really doped up. Anarky - Ah. Lefty stands up. Alexia slaps him and throws him over the top rope. Devin stands up and charges at Alexia. She puts her head down but he counters dropping her with a ddt. Devin nips up and goes for the flag. Rayne is hot on his tale. They are both up on the top rope. Devin grabs Rayne and shoves him off the top rope to the outside floor. Lefty is also out there, he stands up and Devin jumps off the top rope hitting Lefty with a rocker dropper! Lefty's face hits the mat hard. Alexia sees the three men on the outside. Rayne and Devin stand up but Alexia runs from one side off the ring and flies over the top rope with a front flip. She lands on the two men knocking them down. Anarky - What a move from Alexia Rihannon! Zach Ross - Where did we get this girl? That was impressive! Anarky - Jalie Thomas better be taking notes. Zach Ross - I wouldn't go that far... Alexia slides Rayne in the ring. She also gets in. They battle back and forth in the ring. Rayne irish whips Alexia and when she comes back she slides between his open legs. She is behind Rayne now and he turns around to get hit with the Kiss Of Death neckbreaker! Rayne is down and Alexia goes to pin but she remembers the flag. She climbs to the top rope and grabs the flag. She stands on the top rope and looks at Rayne. She jumps off the top rope with the flag between her legs. She flies through the air like a witch on her broom! Alexia lands on Rayne, snapping the flag. She looks to be in pain but she pins. [1..2..3!]. Da Voice - Here is your winner, Alexia Rihannon!
[Ringside]Anarky - Alexia Rihannon with an impressive victory there! What a witch like manauver! Zach Ross - Well it is Halloween, so that move really fits the spirit around here! Anarky - Yeah, but why is no one dressed up around this joint? Zach Ross - We aren't children.... Anarky - Speak for yourself.
[Hardcore Match] Jalie Thomas � vs. Dirk Pheonix The arena goes dark as the intro to Stillborn by Black Label Society hits the speakers. Jalie Thomas steps out onto the ramp to mixed reactions from the crowd. She smirks, raising a finger to those in attendance before running down the ramp and sliding into the ring. Cody Carson and Seth Thomas come out from either side of the stage and start walking down to the ring. Cody looks over and sees a Cody Carson sucks Sign. He goes to grab the fan but Seth grabs him and Cody just gives the guy the finger and continues to the ring. Zach Ross: Jalie brought the goons. Anarky: No�The boys have her back. Remember what happened at the pay per view? Cody and Seth are just here to make sure nothing happens. a Voice: On his way to the ring, weighting in at 240 pounds� Dirk �Firestarter� Phoenix!!!! Smoke fills the entrance ramp and Firestarter by Prodigy begins to play. Dirk Phoenix begins running down to the ring and climbs in, he goes to all four turnbuckles and poses. He jumps down and motions at Carson who laughs. Cody and Seth turn and start talking to Jalie, ignoring Dirk. Dirk then runs and jumps at them. Both Seth and Cody turn around And catch him in mid air. Throwing him to the ground in a spin buster as Jalie smiles and Cody and Seth get out of the ring. Zach Ross: Oh and that was fair? Anarky: Dirk Jumped at them, they didn�t start it. Zach Ross: Stop defending Wicked Intentions actions. Anarky: Stop blaming them for shit they didn�t do. Zach Ross: They just weakened Dirk� Anarky: Dirks just like your mom, it doesn�t take to much to get her down. Zach Ross: Shut up. Jalie waits for Dirk to get up and then she smile at him. He move toward her, not taking any chances, knowing what she�s capable of. He grabs her by the head and lands and hard knee to the midsection. Jalie gets the wind knocked out of her. Dirk puts her head between his legs and lifts her up. She kicks and fight and managed to get her feet on his shoulder, pushing off, back flipping and dropkicking him in the chest. She bounces on the mat and spring to her feet, moonsaulting on him, he brings his knees up and drive the air out of her. Dirk stands up and twists Jalies arm, comes around and lands a hard sidekick to her jaw. He holds her arm and flips over her. He tries for another twist, but she rolls to her feet and spin kicks him in the stomach, hooking his head and landing a rolling DDT. Zach Ross: Holy fuck� this match is going fast. Anarky: Yeah, Dirks putting up a fight here tonight. Zach Ross: I Heard Jimmy Stryker had a talk to him and told him if he doesn�t pull up his socks his ass was gone. Anarky: Ha� Dirk gets to his feet and he stares at Jalie who is also to her feet. Dirk and Jalie tie up. He drive her into the corner with not to much of a struggle and starts feeding her lefts and rights to the midsection and face. Jalie covers up the best she can before reversing it on him, Sending him into the corner and landing punch after punch. She then lands a huge knife edge chop sending the WOOO!! Into the crowd. Jalie walk out of the corner and shakes the blood back into her hand. Dirk stagger out and Jalie runs at him, she jumps going for a hurricanrana but he pushes her up and over him, she lands on the top rope, springs off corkscrewing and landing on dirks shoulders, quickly landing a huge hurricanrana. Zach Ross: Did you see that? Anarky: Jalie is countering every move he makes. Jalie spring to her feet and jumps over Dirk, pulls herself onto the top rope going for a split legged moonsault. She meets nothing but mat and stand up staggers backwards holding her mid section, into Dirks arms. He lifts her up and drops her for a huge German suplex. He then lifts her and lands a second, lifting her again and throwing her over the top rope onto Seth Thomas and Cody Carson on the outside. Seth and Cody fall to the ground with Jalie on top of them. Cody is the first one up. Seth and Jalie also are up fast and Dirk spring off the top rope going for a huge body splash that is short lived as Seth jump and spears him out of the air. The ref screams at Seth and Seth flips him off as Jalie regains control. Anarky: Ha� The Phoenix got shot down. Jalie walks over to the fallen Dirk and boots him in the face. Dirk holds his jaw and Jalie gets into the ring, the ref talks to her and Cody Carson runs hoping onto the steps and landing a firm dropkick to Dirks face. Cody gets up and boots Dirk a couple of times and then rolls him back in. Jalie rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. She orders Carson to get a table out and he does, setting it up on the outside and Seth does the same by the announce table. Jalie grabs Dirk and whips him into the ropes, as he comes back she goes for a back Body drop. Dirk stops and kicks her in the face, then lands a huge super kick on her sending her over the top rope and into Carson. Cody catches her and dirk jumps off the top rope with a corkscrew body plancha. Cody sets Jalie down quick enough and takes the full impact off the move, Sending him and dirk through the table. Jalie looks under the ring and pulls out a tire chain. Seth walks over and pulls Dirk off of Carson, punching him in the face a couple of times. And then rolls him into the ring. Seth rolls under the bottom rope and pulls Dirk up, pushing him chest first into the corner and holding him there. Jalie rolls in and then whips Dirk with the chain. He screams and she does it again, drawing blood. She slams him one more time with it and he squeals then falls lifeless. Anarky: Man, this is even to much for me. Zach Ross: This is wrong. Anarky: But I guess its the price you got to pay to win the Gutz and Glory title. Cody Carson pulls himself out of the broken table and gets onto the apron. Jalie climbs to the top rope and waits. Seth set dirk up on his shoulder and Cody slingshots himself onto the top rope and then goes for a hurricanrana. He lands it hand and pops his shoulder out of place. He quickly rolls to the outside as does Seth, Seth grabs Carson�s arm and pulls hard, putting it back into place. Meanwhile Jalie spring off and lands a picture perfect moonsault. On the outside Cody nods at Seth telling him he�s okay. Jalie gets up and pulls Dirk up. He some how elbows her hard in the mouth, sending blood shooting from her mouth and knocking her down with her lip busted. Dirk quickly dropkicks her in the face and knocks her down. All of a sudden he throws himself onto Seth Thomas and Cody Carson. Dirk gets up and rolls into the ring. He picks up the chain and walks over towards Jalie who has rolled to her hands and knees. He swings the chain, but out of no where Cody Carson lands on his shoulder, punching him in the head. But he won�t go down. Seth Thomas runs and spears Dirk down Carson still. Jalie just up and boots Dirk in the nits hard and strong. Cody rolls to the outside, still feeling the affects of the separated shoulder. Seth gets to the outside with him and Jalie pulls Dirk up, hooking him in a reverse DDT and dropping him hard, makign his feet stand in the air for several second. Jalie call Carson onto the apron and he does as he�s told. She slowly climbs onto the top ropes and Walks over to Carson. She gets onto his shoulders and Cody balances himself. Anarky: What the hell is she thinking? Dirk Slowly gets up and Seth jumps onto the other side of the ring. The ref starts arguing with him and Seth screams right back, trying to get into the ring. Cody climbs to the middle rope and Jalie spring off, landing a weird looks missile dropkick, but giving Carson the momentum to spring over the top rope and land a picture perfect leg drop. Cody rolls out of the ring holding his knee and Seth quickly rushes over to check on his fallen partner. Jalie gets up and walks over to Dirk. He gets up holding his throat the ref has his back to the action checking on Carson. Jalie kicks dirk in the nuts and then locks on Sweet Misery. Dirk fights it but taps out. Jalie gets up and smiles and Dirk rolls over to the corner holding his neck. Jalie walks over and pats him on the head, he stands up. Cody and Seth get into the ring and stand behind Jalie ready for a beat down. Dirk shifts his eyes from Carson to Seth and then stares at Jalie. Cody goes to move in for the beat down but Seth grabs him and shakes his head. Cody and Seth exit the ring as does Jalie. Dirk stares at them, holding his neck and his back. The fans stand up and applaud the kids heart as Seth picks Jalie up and she raises her title high in the air as the cameras cut to commercial.
[Commercials]
[Segment: A Challenge?]Backstage we see Dirk Pheonix being fixed up by the trainer. He looks very distraught he is clenching his fist and then slams it down on the table. Dirk Pheonix - I can't believe I blew it, my one shot..... Trainer - It was a great match Dirk, so you came up a little short, but it also took three people to beat you, maybe the GNG Division is not your area. Dirk Pheonix - Yeah maybe your right... The EpicTron shows Slayer walk onto the scene. He is chuckling to himself. Slayer - Or maybe Dirk, you should stick to the pussy division. That was a pathetic attempt at winning the Gutz And Glory title, if I had a shot like that I would have seized it and won! Dirk Pheonix - Yeah and who the fuck are you? A won hit wonder? You beat Royal and Dunn once, and you think you are the fucking greatest shit ever! Slayer - Ha, do you think that was a fluke? Me beating those two was destiny, and unfortunatly for you, the GNG title was not your destiny. Dirk Pheonix - Shut the fuck up, you don't have your little buddies around anymore to protect you, they flew the coop and left you all on your lonesome Slayer. Slayer - That's true, but if the rumors are true...Brawler has left too. Dirk Pheonix - Yeah he did, but enough talk. I think you and I should settle this in the ring. Slayer - It's your funeral, how about at Licence To Thrill? Dirk Pheonix - Sounds good to me, see you there.....bitch. Dirk walks away laughing. Slayer looks pissed, picks up a cookie sheet from the table and runs and clocks Dirk with it. Dirk falls to the ground and Slayer walks away laughing.
Seth Dryden vs. Allisa O'Toole Da Voice - The following contest is sheduled for one fall, introducing first from New York City, New York....Seth Dryden! "Because of You" by Nickelback hits, and the crowd goes absolutely insane. Lasers drag across the ceiling, and suddenly, pyro erupts from the turnbuckle tops, and dollar signs are projected all over the ring. Seth Dryden steps out onto the entrance ramp, wearing nothing but his trademark jeans and cruciform necklace. He walks down the aisle, a cigarette perched on his lips. He winks at a few women, and then climbs into the ring, flicking his cigarette into the crowd. He climbs the turnbuckles and waves the crowd into further hysterics. Soon, he drops down and begins to stretch, waiting for the match to start. Da Voice - And his opponent, from Staffordshire, England....Allisa O'Toole! Random music plays as Allisa walks down to the ring. She climbs in and stares at Seth.
Seth walks over and doesn't mind hitting a girl as he hits her with a quick jab. He hops around and jabs Allisa again before she kicks him on the gut and then drives Seths head into her knee. Seth holds his nose in pain and looks up. He gets hit with a shot from Allisa. He staggers and she hits him with another shot. She irish whips Seth and then hits him with a modified spinebuster. Seth hits the mat hard. Allisa bounces off the ropes and then drops Seth with an elbow. Zach Ross - Allisa showing us that gender doesn't matter in this sport. Anarky - Of course it doesn't, Allisa is tougher than half the guys in the back. And if those guys don't know it, they should watch this match and learn. Allisa lifts Seth up and hits him with a roundhouse kick to the gut. She then hits him with a sidestepping thrust kick to the jaw. Seth staggers and Allisa dropkicks him. Seth flies over the top rope to the apron. Allisa goes to grab him but he grabs her and guillotines her on the top rope. He slides in the ring. And Allisa turns around to be greeted by a huge spear from Seth. Anarky - See, Seth knows how hardcore Allisa can be, they have somekind of a history or something. But he knows not to go easy on her. Zach Ross - He knows it all to well I think. I think we'll get Drydens best tonight. Anarky - I think you are right. Seth picks Allisa up and knees her in the gut. He then lifts her up with a suplex. He holds it for a few moments before dropping Allisa on her back. Seth quickly pins. [1..!] Allisa kicks out. Seth picks her up and throws her in the corner. He goes to clothesline her but Allisa ducks out of it. Seth hits the corner. Allisa turns around and rolls Seth up. [1..2!] Seth kicks out and stands up. He and Allisa are face to face. Anarky - Woah, tention. Zach Ross - Neither grappler will give up in this match. Anarky - True, a win for either would be great, and I think they are really impressing AJ, Jimmy, Blake and Suave. Seth shoves Allisa. She looks pissed that he'd show her that kind of disrespect. She hits him with a european uppercut. Seth staggers backwards. Allisa runs and jumps up onto Seth's shoulders she then sends him to the mat with a big hurricanranna. Seth stands up and Allisa charges at him, looking for another hurricanranna but he holds her up, then runs and drops her to the canvas with a runnign powerbomb. Allisa gets folded up! Zach Ross - Holy shit, what a counter from Seth Dryden! Anarky - Allisa should have just stuck with the one head scissors... Zach Ross - Nope, she need to go for the second one, and she got slammed to the canvas for her efforts. Anarky - Seth wants to win, and with counters like that he just might. Seth picks Allisa up. He irish whips her and flapjacks her onto the top rope. Allisa bounces off and lands on the mat. Seth lifts her up and locks her in a sleeper hold. Allisa starts to fade but then she elbows Seth in the midsection. He stills has the hold on so Allisa hits him again. Seth moves back, but still has the hold locked in. She delivers one final elbow. Allisa bounces off the ropes but Seth drops her with a clothesline! He picks her up and then drops her with a textbook scoopslam. He then climbs to the top rope. The crowd roars. Seth signals and flies off the top rope with a 540 corkscrew bomb but Allisa moves and Seth eats canvas. The crowd boos as he hits the mat. Allisa stands up to admire her intelligence. Zach Ross - Great mat sence there from Allisa. Anarky - For sure, Dryden ate shit on that one! Seth slowly stands up. Allisa runs and dropkicks Seth's knee. He falls to the mat. Allisa grabs Seth and irish whips him. She hits him with a monkey flip. Seth looks like he landed on his head. Seth stands up looking really dazed. Allisa runs and climbs to the top rope. The crowd looks on in anticipation as Seth stumbles into position. Allisa jumps off the top rope with a front flip, she lands on Seth's shoulders and hurricanrannas him into a pin (dragonranna). [1..2..!] Seth just barely kicks out. Allisa stands up and then stomps away at Seth. She stops and picks Seth up. She irish whips him and goes for a flap jack but Seth reverses it into a facebuster onto his knee. Allisa holds her nose and Seth kicks her in the gut and drops her to the mat with a ddt. He quickly pins. [1..2!] Allisa kicks out! Anarky - Allisa not giving up, especially with that risky dragonranna, that was quite a move! Zach Ross - For sure, but it will take more than that to keep Seth down! Allisa is on all fours trying to regain her composure. Seth bounces off the ropes and baseball slides Allisa right in the face. He picks her up and jabs her with the left, then the right. She stumbles and he fakes a right and nails Allisa with a hard left. Allisa falls to the mat. Seth picks her up and drops her throat first on the top rope. She falls backwards. And stumbles around. Seth kicks her in the knee and she slumps over, he kicks her in the midsection. And she stumbles backwards. Seth then runs and nails Allisa with a roundhouse kick to the head. Allisa falls forward to the mat. Seth quickly covers. [1..2..!] She kicks out. Seth and Allisa both stand up. He goes to irish whip Allisa but she reverses it and sends him into the ropes. Seth runs back and Allisa kicks him in the gut and nails a quick pulling piledriver. Seth lays on the mat, out of it and Allisa lays beside him also out of it. Zach Ross - That move took a lot of of Allisa. Anarky - Yeah but it put the hurt on Dryden! Allisa slowly stands up. She throws Dryden in the corner and hits him with lefts and rights. She backs up and shuffle kicks Dryden in the chin. He stands, hung up in the corner. Allisa lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle. She signals to the crowd and goes for a frankensteiner but Dryden throws her off the top rope to the canvas. Seth remains on the top rope and Allisa lays below after the top rope powerbomb. Seth signals to the crowd and flies off hitting the Lucky Sevens. Anarky - LUCKY SEVENS! LUCKY SEVENS! Zach Ross - IT COULD BE ALL OVER FOLKS!!! Seth is down but he slowly pins. [1..2..3!] Da Voice - Here is your winner, Seth Dryden! Because Of You by Nickleback plays as Dryden celebrates. He leaves the ring, backing up the ramp not taking his eyes off Allisa. He mouths the words "Maybe Next Time!" as Allisa glares at him from the ring.
[Ringside]Anarky - What a match we just witnessed folks! With Allisa O'Toole just coming up short there, but really proving herself! Zach Ross - For sure, I think Allisa really showed people that she was here to stay in eWo. Anarky - Well she impressed me and that is hard to do, let me tell ya. Zach Ross - Oh I know it is, but folks we need to take a quick commercial break. Violence will be right back.
[Commercials]
[Single Match] Seth Thomas vs. Chris Heed Zero by Smashing Pumpkins hits. But no Chris Heed. The EWO Tron flashes to the back stage arena where you see Seth Thomas and Chris Heed exchanging blows. Anarky: Here we go. Heed knees Seth hard in the stomach and drives the wind out of him. Heed then slams Seth head first into the cement wall. Seth falls down and Heed boots him in the ribs. Seth quickly grabs Heeds foot as he goes for a kick to the head and stands up, holding Heed�s legs on his shoulder. He quickly hooks Heed in a capture suplex and does it into the cement wall, sending a loud smack through the back stage arena. Zach Ross: Holy Cow. Anarky: Its Shit Zach� SHIT! Zach Ross: Yes TIMMMY! Anarky: Shut up before I rip your ball off and show them down your throat as a trick and a treat for your ass. Seth stands up and laughs at Heed. Who is folded in half. Seth kicks him in the ribs and then pulls him up. Seth drags Heed down the hall a bit before Heed kicks his legs out from under him and sends Seth crashing to the ground. Heed pounces on Seth, pounding the shit out of him with lefts and rights, kick boxer style. Seth cover�s up and rolls with the punches the best he can, but Heed lands a few good ones to the face. Seth pushes Heed off, holding his jaw. Heed doesn�t give Seth anytime to rest. Heed hops to his feet and awaits Seth Thomas to do the same. Seth staggers to his feet and right into Heed who hooks him up for Lethal Injection. As he lifts him for it, Seth spins in mid air and rolls through, coming to a standing position and stomping Heeds nuts. Seth pulls Heed up and Throws him into a locker room that is labeled Wicked Intention. Cody jumps inside and Carmen Dumas books it into the shower seeing as the two where making out Cody smiles as Heed starts to Get up. Cody Grabs his head and drags him over to a bucket for bobbing apples. Cody shoves his head into the water, drowning him. With Cody distracted with Heed Seth walks toward the shower. Cody cuts him off and grins evilly. Seth frowns and him and Cody walk over to Heed. Seth pulls his head out of the water and he has and apple in his mouth. Seth takes it out of his mouth and smacks him with it as Heed starts to fight back. Anarky: Go Cody. Zach Ross: Cody Carson is a prick. He can�t keep his nose out of anything. Heed elbows Seth in the gut and then lands a hard low blow to Carson. All of a sudden a bar of soap comes flying from the shower and smokes Heed in the head, just knocking him off balance enough to have him fall into the bucket of apples. Heed stands up and Him and Seth exchange blows. Cody Carson slowly gets up, Still sore for the low blow and the separated shoulder he suffered early on in the night, the idiots spears Heed over the couch, with the bad shoulder. Cody screams in pain and Seth looks at him like �You are a dumb ass.�. Cody gets up slowly and he and Seth pull Heed out of the locker room. Carmen pokes her Head out and Carson motions for her to stay. Cody and Seth start pounding on Heed and then Carson stops. He stares down the hallway, mesmerized. He starts at a Dead run at someone. Seth Looks at him and sees that Lawrence Jarvis is Standing at the end of the hall just waiting for Carson. The two start to Exchange blows and the cameras pan back to Seth Thomas and Chris Heed. Zach Ross: Finally No more Carson bull shit. Seth And Heed exchange blows to a huge opening. There is a rack of pumpkins sitting there. Heed is starting to get the upper hand. He whips Seth into the pumpkins and Seth staggers back after hitting the metal. A pumpkin rolls to Heed�s feet and he picks it up. As Seth Turns around Heed whips the pumpkin at him, Catching him square in the head, sending him falling backward and smashing his head off the Rack. Heed walks toward Seth and off the top of the pumpkin rack Jalie Thomas�s new midget jumps off and lands on Heed�s shoulders, biting his head. Heed screams and grabs at him. As Heed staggers around with the midget on his shoulders, Jalie comes out of no where and boots him in the nuts. The midget waits for Heed to get to his hands and knees then kicks him in the face. He runs to Jalie as Seth Thomas stands up. Zach Ross: Man I�m sick if this. Everyone is getting screw over by these three. Anarky: Two brains are better then one. Zach Ross: You mean three right? Anarky: You can�t count Carson. Seth walks over to Heed and pulls him up. But before he can do anything Heed runs past him and grabs Jalie. Heed throws her at Seth and the midget bites his leg. Heed kicks the little guy like a football and Jalie runs to catch him, sliding and catching him before he hit�s the ground. Heed grabs a metal poles that it sitting beside the rack and tosses one to Seth with s cocky smiles on his face. Heeds starts spinning the pole around in his hand. Seth swings the pole like a bat and Heed easily ducks it and slams his pole into Seth�s ribs, hard and fast, seemingly cutting Seth in half. Anarky: That had to hurt. Seth drops his pole and grasps his ribs. Jalie runs toward his side, But Heed spins the Pole and cracks her in the head with it. The Midget runs and Heed throws the pole at him, catching him in the back of the head and sending him falling to the ground and sliding to a stop by hitting a wall. Heed walks over and pulls Seth Thomas up, feeding him shots to the ribs. Heed grabs Seth by the hair and whips him head first into the doors to the outside. There is a hint of coldness in the air as Heed pulls Seth to his Feet. Heed whips him into a near by bus stop and Seth does smashing through it, but surprisingly not causing to much damage. Anarky: Fuck me. Zach Ross: No. Heed walks over to Seth and gets nailed with a low blow. A little kid dressing as spider man walks by holding a bucket that looks like a pumpkin full of candy. Seth stands up and snatches it fro the kid. He smacks Heed in the face with it then dumps all the candy out as the kid cries. Seth hits the bucket onto Heed head, so he can�t see. Heed staggers around and Seth picks up a chocolate bar and opens it. Eating it down. He pats the kid on the head as Heed falls back through the doors and into the arena. Seth walks back into the arena and boots Heed in the face, sending orange pieces of plastic all over the place. Heed staggers to his feet and Seth runs at him. Seth gets taken up and over landing hard on the waxy titled floor. Heed starts to drag Seth down the hall after Several second Seth jumps to one foot and enziguiri Seth stands up and pulls Heed up whipping him down the halls and sending him across a table full of cups, glassed and pumpkin pie. Heed falls off the table and Seth walks up, picking up a pumpkin pie and dropping it on Heeds face. Heed slowly gets up and Steh Drags him up 3 steps sendign him through a Curtain and onto the stage. Anarky: This match might finally be getting started soon. Seth walks over and gets and elbow to the gut, Heed Jumps up and scissors kicks him both men lay motionless for 3 or three seconds before Heed pulls himself to his hands and knees. He then makes it to his feet, pulls Seth Thomas up and landing a Hard fast suplex on the ramp. Seth grabs his back and rolls down the ramp a little. Heed gets up and drops a knee into Seth�s back. Seth scream in pain as Heed does it again and again. Heed stands up, having control of Seth Thomas. Heed pulls him up and pushes him into the barricade, smashing his back hard. Seth Falls forward and Heed smiles. He pulls Seth up but this time whips him into the Steel Steps, Seth reluctantly turns his back into them and sits there in a lot of pain. Heed Jumps onto the apron and runs at Seth, drop kicking him into the step, jarring them loose. Zach Ross: Ok. Get into the ring already. Heed gets up and Rolls Seth into the ring Heed also gets in as finally the bell sound. Heed pull Seth up and puts his head between his legs, lifting Seth for a power bomb Seth roll of Heeds shoulders and quickly land Theory of a Deadman (Running Inverted Piledriver) Seth quickly pins and the ref counts. 1.����.2.������3!!!!!!!!! Heed throws his shoulder up but its to late. Seth stands up and Raises his Airs and Bled for Days blares over the speakers. Heed stands up and he and Seth stare at each other. Heed goes to swing at Seth but Jimmy Stryker grabs his arm and spinning him around landing The Stryker Strike {RKO}. He stands up and smiles at Seth. Seth grins back and the two shake hands. Jimmy goes to walk away but Seth pulls him back landing the Theory of a Deadman (Running Inverted Piledriver). Seth stands up and spits on Stryker as Bled for days blasts again. Zach Ross: What disrespect. Anarky: Bottom line is that Seth Thomas will be taking on Lawrence Jarvis in the same night that Jarvis takes on Cody Carson. Jarvis could walks out the first ever EWO double Champion or Walk out with nothing.
[Segment: Impressed]The EpicTron shows backstage, where we see Suave Jonez and Blake Price talking. Suave Jonez - Yeah Allisa really is impressive man I agree. Blake Price - Of course you do, because I said it. But Jeff King is also impressive. Suave Jonez - True, true. So why don't we put em up against eachother at the ppv? It would be a sick match. Blake Price - Yeah for sure, what about winner gets a National title shot? Suave Jonez - I like the way you think Price. But what about Layton Matthews, he caught my attention on Action! last night. Blake Price - Yeah, so why don't we put him up against that douchebag Machtan Aomori at the ppv? Suave Jonez - Why not! That would be great. Great meeting we just had Price. Blake Price - Agreed.
MJ Malone vs. Machtan Aomori Da Voice - The following contest is sheduled for first to three falls! Introducing first from Greenwich, Conneticut....M.J. Malone! The arena dims into complete darkness. The fans are in a mixed state of reaction, unsure of whether to cheer or boo. A huge constant pyro blasts from the stage and Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit blasts from the PA system. M.J. Malone appears on stage, pacing 'Brock Lesnar' style between the pyros coming from the floor and roof of the stage. M.J. carries a double sided flag, one side with the U.S. Flag, the other with the Mexican flag and a punishment shirt and hat. Malone speedily paces towards the ring, entering after dropping the flag and throwing down his shirt and hat to the arena foor. He enters the ring and paces 'Brock Lenar-esque' until the match begins. Da Voice - And his opponent from London, England....Machtan Aomori! Screaming fans where up upon there feet. As Yellow Cards " Way Away " started playing, as they saw the Epic Wrestling Video package for Machtan Aomori begin to play. Just as Machtan Aomori stepped out into wholesome screaming he smirked and walked out jumping about. Standing right in the middle of the ramp his back turned around a big explosion that lead down the ramp with a flash on outside of the ring. He walked down sliding into the ring on his body springing up he looked around. Running to the front ropes jumping on them, extending his hands he smirked and graped the ropes his left foot on the bottom rope his right on the second rope just head of his left. He began to Ride the ropes as if it was some kind of Carnival Ride.
The two men circle eachother. Malone darts in and retreats quickly to psych Machtan out. The two men lock up before MJ drives his knee into Machtans midsection. Machtan holds his stomach in pain and MJ irish whips him. Machtan comes back and gets taken down with a clothesline from MJ. MJ lifts Machtan up to his feet. He punches him in the gut and then gives him a chop. Machtan staggers and MJ hits another chop. Machtan continues stumbling backwards. MJ hits one more chop and Machtan falls to the mat. The crowd is really into this match as Malone picks Machtan up. He uses and arm drag to take him down and then locks in an armbar. Machtan screams in pain but MJ keeps the hold locked in. Machtan screams in pain. MJ stands up and kicks Machtan hard in the back. He then picks him up and irish whips him. MJ back drops him with athority. Machtan hits the mat hard. Zach Ross - Malone not playing around here, really taking this fight to Aomori. Anarky - Machtan isn't putting up much of a fight.... Malone irish whips Machtan and locks in the Greenwich Hook-Up! Machtan quickly taps. Malone doesn't let go. He drops Machtan with the GHU slam! He quickly pins. [1..2..3!]. Malone then locks in a crossface on Machtan. Machtan taps! Anarky - MALONE JUST GOT ALL THREE FALLS IN ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS! Zach Ross - That's gotta be a record! Da Voice - Here is your winner, MJ Malone!
[Segment: A Royal Payback]MJ celebrates in the ring. But the lights go out. On the stage we see what seems to be headlights. The lights come down the ramp to the ring. The lights come on and it's Lefty in a car! MJ looks puzzled. But behind him in the ring is Scott Royal! Royal spins MJ around and hits him with the New York Naptime. MJ hits the mat hard. Royal drags MJ to the outside. He throws him onto the hood of the car. Royal hits the Royal Seal on windsheild of the car breaking it. MJ is bleeding from his back! Royal hops in the passanger seat as Lefty backs the car up the ramp. MJ rolls off the hood to the floor still bleeding as Royal looks on smirking.
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[Segment: Dryden vs. ???]Just before the main event, the cameras cut backstage where Seth Dryden is standing with his arms crossed across his bare chest, watching a monitor. He watches the ring announcer declare the main event, and a nasty snarl crosses his lips. Seth Dryden - Pathetic. The camera catches him walking towards the ring, and the feed goes back to the ring, inside the main atrium of the arena. Before the main event can start, �Because of You� by Nickelback hits, and the crowd goes wild. Seth Dryden appears on the ramp, and trots down the aisle, sliding into the ring. The announcer looks at him bewildered, but Dryden snatches the mic from the announcer, and grins. Seth Dryden - Ya know� This is my third week in this federation, and I gotta admit� I expected more. I look at the card, and what do I see? Two of the biggest names in the business, that is to say- �Allisa O�Toole� and �Seth Dryden� halfway down the card! The crowd gives a mixed reaction. Seth Dryden - And what else do I see? What is the main event tonight for you people? Lawrence Jarvis versus Bill Dynamite? Booooooring! Seth laughs, and some of the crowd does as well� Seth Dryden - So what am I to do? How do I become more of a main eventer here? Well, after some very brief thinking, I have decided to challenge one of the two people here in tonight�s main event to an �I Quit� match next week� that�s right� the only way to lose would be to say the words, �I quit!� And let me tell ya� those are two words that I just don�t say� Seth grins. Seth Dryden - So which monkey is it? Jarvis� Dynamite� Jarvis� Dynamite� The crowd starts chanting, �Dy-na-mite!� Seth Dryden - You hear that, Billy-boy? Looks like me and you are gonna dance next week, that is� unless you�re just too much of a pussy. Seth chuckles to himself and drops the mic, sliding out of the ring, and walking back up the ramp to the backstage area.
[Segment: The Stipulation]The cameras cut to the back where Cody Carson is seen sitting in AJ epics office. AJ is pacing back and forth. AJ Epic - Cody� I can�t have this. I need to know� Cody Carson - Fine. A� Barb wire hell in a cell� AJ Epic - Hey, I like that. Cody Carson - It was a � AJ Epic - Ha, that�s settled. Cody Carson - Aj� AJ Epic - Now I don�t want you going after Jarvis tonight. You hear me? Cody Just smiles and stands up. He brushes past AJ and AJ grabs his shoulder. AJ Epic - I said did you hear me. Cody pulls away and just snickers. He opens the door just enough to get out. AJ charges after him and pushes the door open. All of a sudden a bucket of water falls on his head as Cody takes of down the hall.
Bill Dynamite vs. Lawrence Jarvis Zach Ross:This is going to be a hell of a match. There's some bad blood between these two. Anarky: Because Jarvis thought he was a big shot and ran his mouth after Billy D had already left. He thought he would get away with it. But he came back, and now Jarvis is in for it. Da Voice: On his way to the ring... From Cambridge, England... He is the EWO Primetime Champion..."The Franchise" Lawrence Jarvis! You Can Do It by Ice Cube blasts out over the PA System and the fans explode, they all rise to their feet and start cheering as "The Franchise" Lawrence Jarvis steps out from behind the curtain, he stands on the stage and poses for the fans, the lights dim down and a big spot light follows him all the way down the isle. Anarky: Nice theme, pansy! You're white! Zach turn and stares at Anarky. Anarky: What!? Jarvis enters the ring and the two combatants stand face to face in the center of the ring, The ref calls for the bell and they continue to stand there. Zach Ross:These men really hate each other. Jarvis swings and connects on Dynamite. Dynamite then swings and connects on Jarvis. The two me swing back and forth until Jarvis kicks Dynamite in the stomach and whips him into the ropes. On his return, Bill puts Jarvis on his ass with a clothesline. He goes for a quick elbow drop but Lawrence moves out of the way and gets to his feet. He runs and tackles "The Idol" to the mat and begins to pound on him. He gets up, bringing Dynamite with him. He takes him over to the corner and sets him on the top rope, punching him several times in the stomach and then climbs to the middle rope. He hook Bill and steps up to the top rope and falls backward, landing a huge superplex sending Dynamite bouncing with the impact of the move. Zach Ross: Damn that had to hurt. Anarky: And a nice move by the wigger. Zach slaps him in the back of the head and we cut back to the action. Jarvis gets up and stocks Bill. Bill Staggers to his feet, holding his back and turns around. �The Franchise� kicks Dynamite in the stomach and goes for the Franchiser (Pedigree). Bill Fights it off and drops to his knees bringing his head up quick with a low blow and then standing up and sending Jarvis over the top rope and down to the floor outside. Bill steps through the ropes as Jarvis out of pure adrenaline, fights to his hands and knees. Bill jumps off and lands a huge elbow to the back of Jarvis. Jarvis drops down, holding his back and screaming in pain. Bill stands up and pulls Jarvis to his feet. He kicks Jarvis in the stomach, puts Jarvis�s Head between his legs and Lifts him up. He walks over to the announcers table and power bombs Jarvis onto it. It doesn�t break and Jarvis spits out some Blood. Zach Ross: Holy Tick or treat. Anarky: Just shut up. And Bill man get him off our table. Bill stands up on the table and Jarvis up, he slaps Jarvis in the and en puts Jarvis�s Head between his legs looking another power bomb. As he lifts Jarvis up, Jarvis comes up punching, nailing Bill several time in the face, sliding his legs off Dynamite�s shoulders and landing a cool DDT. Once again the table doesn�t break. Anarky: Who the fuck makes these tables? Jarvis stands up, holding his back as bill lays on the table bleeding. Jarvis jumps off of and pulls the mats up, exposing the cement floor. Bill Dynamite starts to roll to his side as Jarvis jumps onto the table. He pulls Bill up and kicks him in the stomach, hooking his head between his legs and hooking his arms with his own. Jarvis jumps off the table with Bill Dynamite and land a hard Franchiser (Pedigree) on the cement. Bill is now bleeding badly and Lawrence looks like he has blown out his knee as the ref gets to the outside and checks on both men. Jarvis is the first to make it to his feet, but he falls onto the apron, holding himself up. He rolls into the ring and Lays there The ref gets into the ring and Starts the count on Bill. 1... Bill still motionless. 2... Bill is still motionless. 3...Bill starts to stir a little. 4... Bill struggles to roll over. 5... Bill falls over into a pool of his own blood. 6... Bill pushes himself to his hands and knees. 7... Bill starts to crawl to the ring. 8... Bill props himself onto the apron. 9... Bill Pushes himself into the ring just before the ref counts ten. Zach Ross: That was close. Jarvis explodes from the middle rope landing a Hard Knee into Bills Face. He props himself on top of him and starts punching him. Bill is close to the ropes, but can�t grab them for risk of getting drilled in the face by one of the many punches Jarvis s throwing. Bill rolls Jarvis off and like a rabid dog Jarvis jumps right back on him. Dropping knees into the side of Dynamite. Bill throws a weak punch that catches Jarvis in the jaw startling him long enough for Bill to kick his legs out and knock Jarvis on his ass. Bill somehow pushes himself to feet and as Jarvis gets up bill burst out from the ropes and takes Jarvis�s Had off with a closeline from hell. Zach Ross: Holy� Anarky: Shit!!! The ref starts the count as both men lay motionless. 1.�2.�3.�4.�5... Finally Bill starts to move. He pushes himself towards the ropes.6... Bill starts to pull himself up the ropes. 7... Bill Drops to his knees, never making it up to break the count�8...Bill pulls himself up to break up the count. Jarvis rolls over and starts to get up. As he makes it to his Feet he turns just in time to see Bill running at him. Out of no where Jarvis hit The Franchise Shot (Sweet Chin Music). Jarvis falls on top of Bill, lifeless. 1.������..2.��������.3!!!!!!!!!!!! Anarky: HE DID IT!!!! Da Voice: Here is your winner LAWRENCE JARVIS!!!!!!!!!
[Closing]Bill rolls out of the ring. A couple dozen people come out from the back, all wearing masks that resemble the members of WI. They surround the ring as Jarvis slowly gets up, looking around confused. They all start to climb into the ring and Jarvis looks a little nervous not knowing what's going on. Jarvis doesn't know which one to attack. Three individuals step towards him. Not knowing what to think, he attacks them. He easily takes them down and rips off their masks to reveal three random people. Get gets up then attacks another portion of the group, franticly ripping off the masks but doesn't find what he's looking for. He stands back up and looks around as the rest close in on him. Suddenly, one lunges at him with his back turned, taking him down to the ground. Two more step forward and begin stomping him. They stop the take off their masks, revealing what everybody already knew. Seth slides out of the ring and grabs a chair, tossing it into the ring. Jalie grabs it as Carson lifts Jarvis to his feet. Jalie hams the chair into his ribs then cracks it over his head. Cody climbs the opposite turnbuckle that Seth has perched him self on. The two signal to each other, landing a Fuck Fear and Leap of Faith together like they have done before. The three raise their arms in the air, taunting the booing crowd as Violence fades off the air.
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