 Episode 9: Sunday October 17th, 2004 Live From the Arsenal Stadium in London, England [DARK MATCHES][Tag Match]Menaces 2 Sobriety defeated Psychotic X & Seven
[Single Match]
[Tag Match] [OPENING]
The Violence video airs and then pyro explodes in the Arsenal Arena. The crowd is electric as Union Flags hang beside the EpicTron. The crowd is going insane as we show Zach Ross and Anarky at ringside.
Zach Ross - Good evening ladies and gentlemen I am Zach Ross alongside Tim 'Anarky' Jones. And we are here live in the UK, Arsenal Arena to be exact.
Anarky - Yeah we are here in the UK and what an amazing card we have for you tonight.
Zach Ross - He's not lying folks, we have a Tag Team title rematch tonight. Dylan Dunn and Scott Royal take on the Infantry in a tag team table match!
Anarky - Not to mention Cody Carson defends his International title against Matt Flash!
Zach Ross - And then in the main event, our new World Champion Johnny Legend defends against British Brawler, who has to have the edge, being here in his home country.
Anarky - What would that mean to British Brawler, to become EWO World Champion in England.
Zach Ross - I think the fans would go even crazier then they are right now.
Anarky - Very true....
Zach Ross - Actually time I need to correct you, as of Monday, the EWO International Championship is now known as the EWO National Championship.
Anarky - So basically all they did was take off the Inter?
Zach Ross - Yeah pretty much.
Anarky - Wow, and who made this happen.
Zach Ross - Well I think it was Commissioner Suave Jonez.
Anarky - I see, well he's been Commish for what, two weeks? And already he's making huge changes!
Zach Ross - With Mr.Epic gone for a little while I think Suave can do whatever he pleases.
Announcements! Black Gloves by Young Buck cues. The crowd boos as eWo Commissioner Suave Jonez makes his way down to the ring. Zach Ross - Speak of the devil, the Commish is gracing us with his presence. Anarky - Don't you use that tone speaking about the Commish. The music cuts as Suave is handed a mic. Suave Jonez - This will only take a minute of your time. I just have a few announcements. The first one being that Machtan Aomori vs. Jason Blade will not take place tonight. The crowd boos heavily. Suave Jonez - Why is that you ask? Well both have been released by eWo. Zach Ross - Machtan and Blade both fired! Anarky - Saw it coming. Suave Jonez - Calm down, calm down. I have more announcements. As you may have heard, the eWo International title has been renamed. It's now the eWo National Championship. Carson, take notice. The crowd boos at the mention of Cody Carson. Suave Jonez - Now last but not least. Next week on Violence I am making a huge match. It will be none other than the Primetime Champion, Lawrence Jarvis one on one against Dylan Dunn. The crowd roars. Suave Jonez - The winner of this match will recieve a World Title match at Licence To Thrill on November 7th. And as for the loser, well I'm sure it will be an 'epic' match so the loser gets a shot at the Inter...I mean National title at Licence To Thrill. Thank you very much. Black Gloves by Young Buck hits and Suave leaves the ring and walks up the ramp.
Anarky - Three big announcements there from the Commish. Zach Ross - Huge announcements, next week its Jarvis vs. Dunn! Anarky - People have been wanting to see that one for a long time. But Jarvis will wipe the mat with Dunn. Zach Ross - You're saying that Dunn will get Franchised? Anarky - For sure. Unless The Featured Attraction guys get involved. Zach Ross - Well what about the Ultimate Franchise members? Anarky - They known not to get involved. Jarvis will be able to take Dunn. Zach Ross - We'll have to wait and see. But in our first match we'll see T Dutton take on Dirk Pheonix!
T Dutton vs. Dirk Pheonix Drowning by Adema cues. T Dutton walks in and holds his arms up to head height. He then walks down the ramp slapping hands with fans and gets into the ring. Da Voice � Now entering the ring, making his debut in the eWo, born right here in ENGLAND� �T2K� T Dutton! T Dutton stands in the ring and awaits his opponent also from England. Da Voice � Now making his way to the ring, from Haywards Heath, Sussex, England he is the 6�2 240lbs Dirk �Firestarter� Pheonix Smoke fills the entrance ramp and Firestarter by Prodigy begins to play. Dirk Phoenix begins running down to the ring and climbs in, he goes to all four turnbuckles and poses as T Dutton just stares at him. Both men are nose to nose. The bell rings and the match is on the way.
Pheonix raises his hand to show a test of strength. Just as T2K raises his hand Dirk kicks him in the gut and follows it with a huge clothesline. But T2K gets right back up. T2K gets up and runs at Dirk with a flying forearm connecting hard and Dirk hits the mat. T Dutton feels he has enough time to climb to the top rope. T2K climbs the turnbuckle once he gets to the top he leaps off trying to connect a diving head butt but Dirk gets the big boot up and connects with T Dutton right in the chest. T2K is rolling on the mat beside Dirk, T Dutton looks to have gotten the wind knocked out of him. Zach Ross � T Dutton�s got to learn some things. Anarky � You don�t try and hit a big move just because you knocked your opponent down. Zach Ross � It�s all about timing. Anarky � T Dutton is not impressing me. Both men are standing on there feet now. Pheonix picks up T2K and whips him to the ropes. Pheonix ducks down trying a back body drop, but T2K stops and kicks Dirk in his chest and then goes for a clothesline. Dirk ducks the clothesline and turns around as does T2K. Dirk sends a kick to the midsection of T2K and lands a DDT. Pheonix goes for the early pin. [1�2] Anarky � Dutton kicks out, Zach Ross � Dirk Pheonix is impressing me. With some help and time I think he could be something great in eWo. Anarky � Yeah, T Dutton is displaying that he�s not for for eWo. Somebody fire his ass! Zach Ross � He might step it up. Dirk walks over and stomps on T2K, and then picks him up. T2K kicks Dirk in the gut and goes for a suplex, but Dirk reverses and lands behind T2K. Dirk rolls up T2K from behind and the referee goes down for the count. [1..]T2K kicks out and gets up quickly, running and clotheslining the crap out of Dirk. T2K picks up Dirk and whips him to the turnbuckle. Dirk runs into the corner and grabs the top rope, hopping up, hoping T2K runs into the turnbuckle himself. T2K, however, stops before the turnbuckles and grabs Dirk over his shoulder. T2K walks over to the middle of the ring and hits a huge powerslam. T2K walks around showing off and places one foot on the chest of Dirk and the ref goes down for the pin. [1..] Pheonix quickly kicks out. Zach Ross � T Dutton is getting cocky but he has no right to get cocky. He hasn�t showed us anything. Anarky � I know, this guys a joke. Phoenix kicks out, pissed off again, and runs at T2K with a clothesline. T2K ducks it, and runs at Dirk with his own clothesline. Dirk ducks it, but grabs T2K in the process and delivers a russian legsweep. T2K though springs to his feet and catches Dirk off guard and kicks Dirk in the stomach and tries to hit the Vanquish. But Dirk slips out of it and hits his own Inferno. T Dutton isn�t moving. Dirk drags T2K closer to the turnbuckle and hits the Equinox off the top rope. Zach Ross � This match is over. Anarky � Indeed. Dirk Pheonix hooks the leg of T Dutton and the ref counts.[1�2�3]. Da Voice � Here is your winner, Dirk Pheonix!
Dirty Deeds [Part 1] Backstage we see security fighting with two men, both men are wearing masks. Security Guard #1 - You can't come in! Man #1 - Why not, we showed you our passes! Security Guard #2 - And we asked you to take off the masks, but you refused so you can't come in. Man #2 - This is bullshit. The two men walk away with security looking angry.
Anarky - Dirk Pheonix picking up his first win in eWo. And some weirdos trying to get in backstage. Zach Ross - Yeah those guys are weird aren't they but anyways Pheonix picking up the win, not surprising since he is being trained by British Brawler. Brawler must have taught Pheonix well. Then again T Dutton was not that good, actually he wasn't good at all. Anarky - Exactly, thus Dirk Pheonix was no where near good tonight. I think to be fair to the eWo fans, that win should be stricken from the record books. Zach Ross - Well I wouldn't go that far. Folks we have to take a quick commercial break, but stay tuned. We have a huge match coming up!
[COMMERCIALS]
Erik Dean vs. Seth Dryden Zach Ross � And up now folks is Erik Dean versus Seth Dryden. Anarky � Yeah this is going to be a match for the ages. These two are great wrestlers. Well as great as you can get when compared to me and my career. Da Voice � The Following match is a NO Disqualification match and it�s for one fall. Introducing first from New York City, New York. Weighing in at 170 pounds and standing at 6 foot 1 he is �Vegas� Seth Dryden. "Because of You" by Nickelback hits, and the crowd goes absolutely insane. Lasers drag across the ceiling, and suddenly, pyro erupts from the turnbuckle tops, and dollar signs are projected all over the ring. Seth Dryden steps out onto the entrance ramp, wearing nothing but his trademark jeans and cruciform necklace. He walks down the aisle, a cigarette perched on his lips. He winks at a few women, and then climbs into the ring, flicking his cigarette into the crowd. He climbs the turnbuckles and waves the crowd into further hysterics. Soon, he drops down and begins to stretch, waiting for the match to start. Da Voice � And is opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds and standing at 6 feet. He is from Los Angeles California. He is Erik Dean! The arena is quiet as the fans wait for something to happen, then a loud bang goes off as the lights in the arena dim down to low, them the sound of Look At Me Now by Reveille hits the PA and the crowd goes a bit wild as Pyro from Colors red to Yellow shoots off into the arena sky. Erik Dean emerges from the backstage area and enters the stage area. Dean stops and looks around at the crowd a bit and can see flashes coming from cameras going off, almost a bit blinding. Dean then walks down the ramp way slowly taking his time and enters the ring area and climbs into the ring. Zach Ross � Who�s your money on Tim? Anarky � Definitely Dryden. I think he�s going to step up and take it to Dean. Zach Ross � I don�t know. Dean has the pound advantage on Dryden� I think either one of them could walk away with a win. We�ll just have to wait and see what�s going to happen. The Bell rings and the two lock up. Dryden gets the upper hand and forces Dean into a corner. He starts stomping a mud hole in him. The Ref forces him out of the corner. The ref moves Dryden to the other side of the ring. Meanwhile Dean slides out of the ring in front of the announce table and tries to recollect himself. Zach Ross � Dean�s not looking too good Tim. Anarky � That�s because it�s going to be like I told you. Dryden�s going to win! The Ref stops yelling at Dryden and Dryden sees Dean on the outside. Dryden runs and hits Dean with a baseball slide. Dean�s head hits the announce table and he falls to the floor. He�s knocked silly and is on the ground trying to recover. Dryden flips the top off the table and starts pulling the tv sets out of the table. Once he�s finished he turns to see Dean on his feet. He gets low and when Dean turns around Dryden runs at him and hits him with a spear. Zach Ross � Oh god! Dean is getting his ass kicked here! Anarky � That�s cause he sucks and Dryden is better than he is. Dryden gets back up and goes over to ring. He reaches underneath and pulls out what looks like a cookie baking sheet. He takes it raises it over his head and slams it down on Dean�s back. Dean howls in pain and holds his back in pain. Dryden takes the sheet and waits for Dean to start to get up. Once Dean is on his knees Dryden brings the sheet down and nails Dean in the head. Zach Ross � Dean is taking a real punishing here! Anarky � And Dryden is more than happy to give it to him! Dryden drags Dean to his feet and positions him right in front of the announce table. He stands there for a second and gets himself positioned just right then hits Dean with a hard Right hook. Dean spins and lands on the table face down. Dryden climbs back in the ring and climbs to the top rope. He poses for the crowd and jumps off. He goes for a 540 corkscew but Dean just barely rolls out of the way. Dryden goes crashing through the table and now both men are down and out. Zach Ross � My GOD! If Dean hadn�t rolled out of the way on that one he would have been done for. Anarky � But he did and now both men are down. Come on Dryden get up! The ref checks both men. Neither one of them is moving. He starts to count. 1� 2� 3� Dryden starts to crawl to his hands and knees. 4� 5� Dryden�s now on his knees and Dean is on his hands and knees. 6� 7� 8� Dryden is up and he pulls Dean up too. Right after picking Dean up though he hits him with a left Jab sending him out into the crowds. Dean gets up and tries to run away but Dryden is right behind him. He spins Dean around and hits him with another Left. Dean takes the punch and runs again. Dryden catches up again and hits Dean with a Right Hook. This only puts Dean in the position to run away again! Zach Ross � Dean�s not looking too good here. Anarky � too good? He�s running away like a coward from Dryden! Dean makes it out of the crowd into the backstage area. Dryden�s a couple steps behind and when he makes it through the doors to the back stage area Dean hits him in the face with a steel chair. Dryden falls back down onto the ground and Dean drops the chair. He picks Dryden up and pulls him over so that they�re standing over the chair. Zach Ross � What�s Dean doing here? Anarky � It looks like he might be going for the Spoken Words on that chair Zach! Just as Anarky suggested Dean puts Dryden�s head in between his legs and grabs his arms. Right before he hits it though Dryden counters with a back toss sending Dean up and over and landing hard on the concrete behind him. Dean is writhing in pain and Dryden pulls him over on top of the chair. Then Dryden kicks him a couple times and climbs a set of boxes right next to Dean. Zach Ross � Now what�s Dryden doing? Anarky � YES! He�s going for the Lucky Sevens! Once again just as Anarky said Dryden jumps off and hits the Lucky Sevens on Dean. He grabs his stomach and then drops back down and grabs Dean�s leg for the pin. The Ref counts 1� 2� 3!!! It�s all over Dryden has won it! Da Voice � Here is your winner, Seth Dryden! Dryden leaves the ring and Dean is being helped to the back behind him.
Zach Ross - As soon as these two get to the back we have a huge six man tag team match for you folks. Anarky - Actually ZR, we have to go to commercial... Zach Ross - So we do...
[COMMERCIALS]
Lawrence Jarvis, David Jax & Andrew Powers vs. Mike Morsey, Seth Thomas & Jalie Thomas The Ultimate Franchise are already in the ring as are Seth and Jalie. But their partner is not. He dropped out of the match, leaving Seth and Jalie Thomas to fight off three of the Ultimate Franchise. Zach Ross - Well Ladies and gentlemen, This 6 man slash woman tag is now a handicap match. Anarky - Yep� But who is the handicap? Zach Ross - What do you mean? Anarky - Well, Seth and Jalie are Vets, the only vet the UF has is Jarvis� Then 2 meaningless rookies. Zach Ross - Well we will have to see how� Anarky - Seth and Jalie Kick their ass� We all know. David Jax gets into the ring and Jalie grins as Seth steps through the ropes with a smile on his face. Jax rushes Jalie, But before he can do anything she pushes hi into the air like a flap jack, but when he comes down, she drop kicks him in the face, sending his head snapping back, much to Seth�s approval. Jalie Pulls Jax up and kicks him in the midsection, hooking his arm around her neck and landing a quick snap suplex. Jax rolls onto one should and grabs his back, leaving it open for Jalie. She quickly lands a soccer kick to his back. He rolls to his stomach and gets to his hands and knees. Jalie bounces off the ropes, Looking for a dropkick to the face, but Jarvis grabs her hair, Jalie predicts the move and quickly jumps up spin kicking Powers in the head and coming Face to Face with Jarvis. She drops and boots his knee caps out from under him causing him to smack his face off the apron. Jalie gets up with a sadistic grin on her face, But as she turns around, Jax takes her head off with a close line. Jalie tries to push her self up, But Jax is right on her with shots to the back of the head, slamming her face into the apron. Jarvis slowly gets onto the apron as Powers shacks the shot off. Jarvis reaches out and Jax smiles, tagging his hand. Javis Steps through the ropes and grabs Jalie by the hair, pulling her in-between his legs and lifting her up, power bombing her into the center of the ring. Jalie Grabs her back and Jarvis standup, quickly running at Seth. Seth duck the shot and sinks a shoulder into Jarvis�s gut, pushing himself over the top rope and landing a leg drop onto Jarvis�s head, sending his face into the mat. The ref gets Seth out of the ring. As Jalie rolls to her stomach and catches her breath. Anarky - Jalie doesn�t look to good in there. Zach Ross - That power bomb took lot out of her. Jalie starst to Crawl towards her husband who looking like he has ants in his pants, reaching for the tag. Andrew Powers jumps into the ring and quickly grabs Jalie�s foot. Jalie doesn�t even think. She mule kicks him in the groin, not noticed by the ref. Jalie then makes her way to her feet, grabbing the back of her head. Jarvis slowly makes his way to his feet and runs at Jalie, she lands a quick drop toe hold, sending Jarvis head first into Powers nuts. Anarky - There goes his chances at makin babies. Jalie then jumps and tags Seth Thomas in. He quickly gets in and takes out Davis Jax with a huge close line. Then Powers with a back body Drop. He waits for Jarvis, as he turns around Seth kicks him in the gut and hooks his arms in The Franchiser. Seth then nails The Franchiser {Pedigree} on Jarvis. Jax gets up and runs at Seth. Seth quickly lands a hard Super kick to his face. Powers is up and he also runs at Seth. But Seth is ready, He spears Powers and mounts him, landing several punches to the head. Jalie Thomas stands up and As Jax goes to hit Seth, She pushes herself onto Seth�s shoulders, springs off, hooks her legs around Jax�s head, and land a huge hurricanrana that sends Jax out of the ring. Jalie runs at Jarvis who is now to his feet. Jarvis quickly lands and huge Powerslam. As he stands up he staggers around and is face to face with Seth Thomas. The two stare at each the, not wanting to move. Jarvis throws a right and Seth through a right, they go back and froth, neither get the advantage. Jarvis lands a clear shot to the jaw, sending Seth to the mat. Seth springs right back up and lands a huge right to Jarvis sending him top the mat. Jarvis gets up and Seth grabs his arm, whipping him into the ropes. As Jarvis comes back, Seth springs off the top rope and lands a corkscrew hurricanrana, into a pin. 1.���..2.����.Powers breaks it up just in time. Jalie gets up and Powers knocks her down with a huge kick to the face. The ref has seemingly lost all control of the match. Jax gets onto the top rope and quickly land The Flat line{450 splash}. Powers turns around and gets catch in a suplex. Jax staggers over to Seth and also gets hooked in a suplex. Seth quickly pops his hips and lands a doubles suplex, rolling to his feet and landing another. Rolling again, and landing one more. Seth springs to his feet and screams. As he turns around Jarvis comes at him with The Franchise Shot. Seth ducks and Jarvis nails the Ref. Seth then kicks Jarvis in the stomach and locks him in a suplex. He quickly lands one� But on the second, Jarvis twists in mid air and lands on his feet, spinning Seth around and landing The Franchiser {Pedigree}. Anarky - Shit. Jarvis smiles as Jalie Thomas staggers to her feet. As she turns around Jarvis kicks her in the stomach and land The Franchiser. All of a sudden an uproar happens and Cody Carson sprints down from the back. He slides under the bottom rope. Jarvis turn around and the two starts exchanging blows. Carson knock Jarvis on his ass. Jax gets up and runs at Carson. Cody kicks him in the stomach and nails End the Sensation {Stunner}. Jarvis rushes Carson and Cody drop toe holds him. Powers just up and runs at Cody. His fate is the same as Jax. Jarvis gets up and looks around seeing that everyone is down and its only him and Carson. Jarvis and Carson Stare at each other. Jarvis is the first to move. He runs and goes for a Closeline. Cody ducks and runs up the turnbuckles, landing Halo {whisper in the wind}. Jarvis is down and Cody gets up, climbing to the top rope and signaling for Fuck Fear. He springs off landing The Fuck Fear {Corkscrew Swanton Bomb}. Cody rolls up and grabs Powers. He kicks him in the gut again and lands another End the Sensation. Cody rolls out of the ring and starst pounding on Jax as Seth moves onto Powers for the cover. The ref slowly makes his way toward them and counts. 1.���..2.������..3!!!!!!! Anarky - They did it�. Zach Ross - With help from Carson Anarky - Not really. He just evened the odds. Zach Ross - Think what you want. Da Voice - Here are your winners....SETH AND JALIE THOMAS!
The Challenge Cody snatches the mic from Da Voice and rolls back into the ring. He walks over to Jarvis and pulls him up. Cody starts pounding on his head, not stopping until Jarvis�s face is a bloody mess. Setha nd Jalie Stagger over and help with the beating. Jalie grabs Jarvis and kicks him in the nuts. Seth follows up with a boot to the face. Cody climbs to the top rope and and land another Fuck Fear onto Jarvis�s ribs. But they don�t stop there. Cody rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair he rolls back in and jabs the chair into Jarvis�s ribs, several times. He then smashes it over Jarvis�s head three time and pulls the mic out of his pocket. Cody Carson - Your Better then ME!? Are you really. I Just fucking destroyed your ass. Now you have something more to prove. Fight me, so I can make you my bitch. If you don�t except, I will beat you Again and Again and again, until you finally grow a set and accept. With that Cody spits in Jarvis�s bloody face and rolls out of the ring as the England crowd boos him. For the first time in so long. Seth and Jalie run and catch up with Cody and the three walk to the back.
Zach Ross - What a sign of disrespect from Cody Carson there. He spit in the face of the Primetime Champion Lawrence Jarvis. In his own country no less. I'm sure that Jarvis, and the Ultimate Franchise won't take this lying down. Anarky - Of course they won't. They will do something to get back at Carson. Jarvis knows what can happen in that ring, tonight just wasn't his night. But he will get his revenge. I promise you that. Zach Ross - Well anyways, on a different note our colleage Sugarlips is backstage with British Brawler. Sugarlips....
Tonight's The Night The EpicTron shows Sugarlips standing backstage with British Brawler. Brawler is jogging on the spot and then punching into thin air, warming up for his match. Sugarlips - British Brawler, tonight you have the chance that you should've had against Bill Dynamite at Avengement. Tonight you face Johnny Legend for the eWo World Championship, your thoughts? British Brawler - Tonight I take what's rightfully mine. I should have faced Bill Dynamite at Avengement. But officials thought I was hurt, so they threw together a triple threat match. It was bullshit but I'll get over it. Tonight I face Johnny Legend. A man who dethrowned Bill Dynamite. I feel bad for Legend.... Sugarlips - Why do you feel bad for Legend? British Brawler - Well it's quite simple. He is going to have the shortest World title reign. A one week wonder if you will. I am taking the eWo World Title tonight, I am taking the World Title in my home country of England. Sugarlips - Okay then... Out of nowhere Johnny Legend struts into view. He stands inches away from Brawler. Legend looks at Brawler and then looks at the World title over his shoulder. Johnny Legend - No hostility Brawler. I just came here to wish you good luck in our match tonight. I can't wait to see who is the better man. British Brawler - I know better than to trust the likes of you Legend, if you don't mind I'll be on my way. See you in the ring. Brawler goes to walk away. Legend takes his title in his hands and then clocks Brawler in the back of the head with it. Knocking Brawler to the floor. Legend begins stomping away at Brawler. Johnny Legend - You should also known better than to turn your back on the likes of me. Legend delivers one final shot before walking off.
[Single Match] Cody Carson � vs. Mike Flash Anarky - Johnny Legend, sending a message there to British Brawler. That's going to be one hell of a main event. I can't wait to see the champ in action. Zach Ross - Well you don't have to wait long to see A champion in action. Cody Carson defends his eWo National Championship against Mike Flash, right now! Da Voice - The following contest is sheduled for one fall, and it is for the eWo National Championship! Introducing first.... Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeahhhhhh!!!!! is said over the speakers and Sucked In by Jerk blares throughout the packed arena as the crowd rises to its feet to give a loud, boisterous ovation to �The Sensation� Cody Carson! Cody explodes out from the curtain hopping his way down the aisle slapping hands with a few fans, he stops and raises his hands then smiles flexxing. Cody drops to a knee and flex's again Carson looks up and fire works explodes above him. He tags some more fans hand and then sliding under the bottom rope into the ring. He raises his hands in the air while standing on the second turnbuckle, getting the crowd to pop for him. He hops down and goes over to the other corner doing the same. Da Voice - ...the eWo National Champion, Cody Carson. And his...
Matt Flash comes from the crowd and hits Carson from behind. Carson staggers as Flash hits him with shot after shot to the back. Carson gets in a quick elbow to the stomach. He then watches as Flash walks around holding his gut. Carson runs and hits Flash with a big time bulldog. Flash's face is driven into the mat hard. Carson picks him up and irish whips him. He follows it up with a monkey toss. Flash hits the mat but snaps back up to his feet. He holds his lower back and Carson connects with a dropkick right to the face of Flash. This sends Flash over the top rope to the floor. Carson waits in the ring as Flash slowly gets to his feet. Carson vaults over the top rope and hits Flash with a quick hurricanranna! Flash lands on the mats as the crowd cheers. Anarky - I don't like Carson for what he did to The Franchise, but that was a sweet move. Zach Ross - Great display of athleticism there from the National Champion. Anarky - Flash couldn't even get the edge in this match when he attacked Carson from behind! Carson rolls Flash in the ring. Carson climbs up onto the apron he then hits the lights out flipping leg drop to the inside. Carson quickly pins. [1..2!] Flash kicks out at two. Carson stands up and acts cocky as he taunts the crowd. Flash gets up and as Carson turns around Flash goes for a superkick. But Carson catches Flashs foot. He spins him around and nails the End The Sensation. Carson mutters something to himself and then pins. [1..2..3!] Da Voice - Here is your winner and still eWo National Champion, Cody Carson! Anarky - I think that was the quickest match we've seen in a while. Zach Ross - Agreed, but Flash has to be tougher if he wants to play with the big boys.
Accepted! Carson walks up the ramp with his National title over his shoulder. He gets to the top of the ramp and turns around. He holds the title high over his head and from the back comes (a stiched up) Lawrence Jarvis with a chair! He cracks the chair across the back of Carson. Carson drops his belt and staggers. Jarvis grabs Carsons head and puts it between his legs. Jarvis then nails the Franchiser right on the stage! Jarvis stands up and walks away laughing at Carson. Zach Ross - I think that's Franchisian for, "Challenge Accepted." Anarky - You may be right. Zach Ross - Anyways, coming up after the break Lefty takes on his attacker, the rookie M.J. Malone!
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[Single Match] Lefty Jones vs. M.J. Malone Anxiety by Black Eyed Peas plays over the speakers. Lefty "The Hobo" Jones comes down to the ring pushing his shopping cart. He is wearing a long black trenchcoat and plain black pants. He wheels it down to the ring and leaves it by the barricade. He slides into the ring and plays to the crowd. Da Voice - Introducing, weighing in at 150 pounds... from the filthy streets of Tampa, Florida... Lefty �The Hobo� Jones! The arena dims into complete darkness. The fans are in a mixed state of reaction, unsure of whether to cheer or boo. A huge constant pyro blasts from the stage and Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit blasts from the PA system. M.J. Malone appears on stage, pacing 'Brock Lesnar' style between the pyro coming from the floor and roof of the stage. M.J. carries a double sided flag, one side with the U.S. Flag, the other with the Mexican flag and a punishment shirt and hat. Malone speedily paces towards the ring, entering after dropping the flag and throwing down his shirt and hat to the arena floor. He enters the ring and paces 'Brock Lesnar-esque' until the match begins. Da Voice - And weighing in at 247 pounds, from the uh... �Mean Streets of Greenwich Connecticut�... M.J. Malone! Zach Ross is about to speak when he�s interrupted. �Red Red Wine� by UB40 begins to play. The audience looks confused whereas Lefty begins grooving. Hobo Nick, in his patented tighty whities and trench coat appears on stage. He heads to the announce table and forces Zach Ross to give up his seat. Nick places a headset on as Ross attempts to make himself comfortable on the ground. Hobo Nick - Who�s winning?! Zach Ross - The match hasn�t even started yet.
Inside the ring, the bell is sounded. Lefty charges Malone and tackles him, laying punches to his forehead. The ref breaks it up and Lefty stands. Malone gets to his feet and the two lock up. Malone takes the upper hand with an irish whip. On Lefty�s return he counters Malone with a neckbreaker. He circles around and picks him up, but Malone reverses and takes Lefty down with a spinebuster. Lefty rolls to his side, rubbing his lower back and grimacing. Malone reaches down to pick him up, but Lefty grabs him first and rolls him into a cradle, inadvertently pulling down the back of his tights. Hobo Nick - FOREIGN OBJECT! 1.......2..Malone rolls out of it and jumps back onto Lefty, pummeling him. Lefty lands a left hook and wiggles away and to his feet. Malone pulls up his tights as cameras flashes fill the arena. As he climbs to his feet he�s met by a dropkick to the face. Lefty stands and hits the Booze Drop [Shaky Knee Drop] to Malone�s mid-section. He moves for it again but Malone plants a boot to Lefty�s gut, causing him to stagger backwards into the ropes. M.J. Stands and grabs Lefty in a basic headlock for a moment before turning him and landing an overhead belly to belly. He drags Lefty to the center of the ring before dropping down and locking an armbar. Zach Ross - M.J. taking control now... This guy�s a powerhouse. If Lefty wants any chance at continuing here then he�s gotta get to the ropes, and soon. Anarky - Why thank you, Mister Obvious. The cameras momentarily switch to Nick, who�s leaning back in his chair and gazing at the half-eaten ham sandwich in his right hand. Anarky - Can I have a bite? Nick�s eyes widen. He slaps Anarky across the face and the cameras switch back to the ring. Lefty, the tough little bastard that he is, is still in the armbar just inches from the ropes. Hobo Nick - Dislocate your shoulder! I saw it in a movie once! Lefty uses his good arm to drag himself forward. Finally, his fingertips latch onto the bottom rope. The ref signals for Malone to break the hold. After a four count, he does. Without wasting any time, he picks Lefty up and attempts to lock on the Greenwich Hookup. Lefty ducks behind him and as he turns around, Lefty goes into Drunken Flailing [left-right Punch Combo]. Malone falls backward into the ropes, bounces forward and nails Lefty with a hard clothesline. He picks him up, quickly locking on the Greenwich Hookup. Lefty shouts a string of obscenities. Slowly the cursing turns into a drawn-out mumble. But suddenly his head perks up, and he shouts. Lefty Jones - Dead weight! He quits moving, and the sudden extra weight causes Malone to drop him. However he quickly recovers by lifting him up and landing an overhead belly to belly tazzplex. He drops down for the cover. 1......2..........3! Lefty kicks out, but not in time. The bell rings as Da Voice grabs a mic. Da Voice - Here is your winner... And now a member of The Featured Attraction... M.J. Malone! Hobo Nick throws what�s left of his sandwich to the ground, storming off to the back. Break Stuff by Limp Bizket cues and M.J. Malone continues to celebrate in the ring!
Woops.... Malones music ends the arena lights dim, red cursive writing appears on the EpicTron "The Future Is Now...." pyro explodes and The Future Is Now by S.T.U.N. hits. Dylan Dunn, Scott Royal and the World Champion, Johnny Legend make their way onto the stage. They walk down to the ring and get in where Dunn grabs a mic. Dylan Dunn - Well Malone, I can't say I'm not impressed. You were the first person to pin Lefty in eWo. I know it seems way overdue but you have done it. Which only means one thing... Scott Royal - Yeah, it only means one thing Malone...congratulations, you should be very proud of what you have just done, it's not hard to do, but you've done it... M.J. Malone - I know, I beat The Hobo.. Legend snatches the mic from Malone. Johnny Legend - No, no, no. You've pissed us off. Lefty comes to life and low blows Malone. Malone staggers and Legend picks him up and then nails him with the Legendary. Malone lays on the mat lifeless and Scott Royal sprinboards off the second rope, hitting Malone with the Kingdom Klash. Lefty and Legend then move Malone in to place where Dylan Dunn is perched atop the turnbuckle. He flies off nailing Malone with the High Roller. Royal has the mic and he gets right down in Malone's face. Scott Royal - You think you could ever take the place of our fucking Hobo? You think so buddy? I may not have liked Lefty in the beginning. But he's one of us, so don't you ever try to fuck with us...we are The Featur... Royal stops talking when he sees British Brawler and Dirk Pheonix sprinting to the ring. Legend, Dunn, Royal and The Hobo leave the ring just as Brawler and Pheonix enter. They shoot insults back and forth as we cut to commercial.
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Leave With The Gold Backstage we see The Featured Attraction standing just outside the curtain. Lefty Jones - It's good to be back guys. Johnny Legend - Yeah for sure man, when Malone took you out we knew we had to avenge what happen. And I think that little number we just did on him sent the message loud and clear. Lefty Jones - Yeah for sure, but Dylan, Scott. Your match is up next right? Go out and bring those Tag Team titles back to TFA. Scott Royal - Shit Lefty, we know. And thats what we plan on doing. When The Infantry beat us before, it was a fluke. This time it won't be the same. Dylan Dunn - Yeah it won't, but just incase they have an insurance policy. Make sure you've got our back boys. Lefty Jones - Yeah, first sign of anyone tryin' to fuck with you guys. I'll be out there, since Legend has to prepare for Brawler... Johnny Legend - Prepare for Brawler? Ha, he's not a challenge. But good luck guys, lets all three of us leave with the gold tonight. Scott Royal - Yeah for sure, see you guys in a bit. Dunn and Royal walk up to the curtain as Legend and Lefty walk towards the locker rooms.
Dirty Deeds [Part 2] The two men from earlier are shown walking down the steps in the crowd. They walk down to the front row and take two empty seats.
[Tag Team Table Match] The Featured Attraction vs. The Infantry � Zach Ross - Um...those guys are starting to creep me out....but now for the match TFA were just talking about, we have the much anticipated return match for the EWO Tag Team titles! Anarky - That's right, The Fucked Attraction takes on the Infantry. Zach Ross - Actually, it's the Featured Attraction and they are getting a rematch against the guys who upset them two weeks ago and it's a table match! Da Voice - The following contest is a tag team table match for the EWO Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, the team of Dylan Dunn and Scott Royal.....The Featured Attraction! The arena lights dim, red cursive writing appears on the EpicTron "The Future Is Now...." pyro explodes and The Future Is Now by S.T.U.N. hits. Dylan Dunn and Scott Royal make their way onto the stage. They walk down to the ring and get in where they each stand in a corner and pose for the fans. Da Voice - And their opponents, Death and Slayer....The Infantry! Lights go out, Slow Chemical by Finger Eleven hits. A skull and crossbones logo (pirate flag) flashes on and off across the screen, and The Infantry make their way to the ring, seen only in the light of the bright white logo.
Royal rushes at Death and clotheslines him over the top rope. He lands on the apron. Royal springboards off the second rope and dropkicks Death in the face, making him fly off the apron to the floor. Dunn charges at Slayer but Slayer catches him with a right hand. Dunn staggers and Slayer goes for another but Dunn evades it and hits a picture perfect german suplex. On the outside Royal is hammering on Death, Death blocks a punch from Royal and then drops him chest first onto the announce table. Death gets behind Royal and then hits him with a wheelbarrow face crusher on the outside mats. In the ring Dunn runs at Slayer but Slayer guides him over the top rope. Dunn flies through the air and lands on the outside. Zach Ross - Dunn flying to the the floor there. Anarky - This is just going to be a repeat from what happened last time, except Dunn and Royal will have gone through tables. On the outside Royal irish whips Death into the guard rail. He hits it back first. Dunn puts down Slayer with a clothesline. Royal yells to Dunn. Dunn walks over and Royal irish whips him into Death with a flying forearm. Dunn grabs Death and hip tosses him onto the steel stairs. Death lays atop them with his head hanging over the edge. Royal stands on the apron and jumps off leg dropping Death on the neck on the steel steps. Death falls off the steps and Royal searches under the ring for a table. Slayer clotheslines Dunn. And then picks him up. He rolls him into the ring and then grabs a steel chair. Anarky - This could get ugly here.... Zach Ross - Yeah but if Dunn gets ahold of that chair Slayer could be in trouble. Dunn is the master of the chair. Anarky - Dunn is nothing but a master.....bater. He he. Zach Ross - Wow, what a bad joke... Slayer slides into the ring. He goes to hit Dunn but Dunn ducks under it. Slayer turns around and Dunn high wheel kicks the chair right back in Slayers face. Slayer falls to the mat. Dunn picks up the chair. He sets it up and then picks Slayer up. He hits him with a snap suplex hitting Slayers back off the set up chair. This breaks the seat part. On the outside Royal has a table set up. He sets it up and awaits Death to stand up. Death runs at Royal and Royal back drops him. But Death lands on his feet, on the table. Royal turns around and Death jumps off the table and hits Royal with a double axe handle to Royal. Zach Ross - Woah what a counter from Death. Anarky - That's why he is one half of the Tag Team Champions! In the ring Dunn has Slayer in the corner. Dunn sets up the chair then runs at the chair. He jumps off it and goes for a high kick but Slayer catches him and then capture-bombs him in the center of the ring. Slayer grabs the chair and smokes Dunn in the back with it. On the outside Royal hits Death with a big time superkick. Death goes down hard and Royal picks him up. He lays him on the table. Royal then jumps up on the apron. He has his back to the table and Death. He jumps springboards off the second rope with a modified Kingdom Klash through the table. But Death moves out of the way just in time to see Royal crash through the table. The table shatters and Death stands amazed. Anarky - Royal with a stupid move, crashing through the table. Zach Ross - Yeah but both partners have to go through the table for the win to count! All of a sudden Dark Star comes running down. He runs over to Slayer and Dunn, Quickly setting up and table. Slayer pulls Dunn up and sets him on the table. Dark star gets onto the apron and gets the fans pop. All of a sudden Death fall down in the ring, Then Dark Star falls off the apron and hits Slayer. Dunn Moves and Slayer falls onto the table. Lefty Jones is standing with a steel chair in Land. He Goes to the top rope and Moonsault off, crushing slayer through the table. Lefty stands up and Dunn walks over, and grins. Death gets up and comes to the outside. He grabs Dunn and Lefty both by the throat. All of a sudden Royal comes flipping over the top rope, taking them all out. Anarky- Damn. Death slowly gets up and falls over the barricade. Dunn is also up quick. He climbs over the barricade and Drags death toward four table. 2 wide and 2 high. Dunn pull him up the stairs and comes to the opening. Death Elbows him in the stomach, then grabs him by the throat. Dunn Kicks him in the nuts and grabs in in a DDT. Dunn Flips off the crowd and falls back, off the opening and through the tables. Zach Ross-Who won? Anarky Dunn And Royal god damn it. Dunn Put Death through the table not the other way. Da Voice- here our your winners And New EWO Tag team Champions The Featured Attraction!!!
Dirty Deeds [Part 3] Dunn and Royal grab their titles and walk up the ramp with the help of Lefty. They look down at the ring at the fallen Infantry and smile. The two men jump the guard rail and tackle Lefty and Royal. The two go down. The one man then grabs a cloth from his pocket. He puts it overs Dunn's mouth as the other man holds him. Dunn passes out. And the two carry him off through the crowd.
Zach Ross - The Featured Attraction become two time eWo Tag Team Champions right there with the win over The Infantry. But Dylan Dunn is abducted! Anarky - My god, they just abducted Dylan Dunn and none of our Security stopped them! Stupid brits! But who was that dude that came down to help Slayer and Death. Zach Ross - That's Dark Star I presume, the third member of this weird trio. But he didn't really have effect in that match because Lefty Jones was right there to stop him. Anarky - Fucking hobo... Zach Ross - Anyways folks, we have to take one more commercial break and then its the World Title match! Stay tuned!
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[Single Match] British Brawler vs. Johnny Legend � Da Voice - The following contest is sheduled for one fall, and it is for the eWo World Championship, introducing first....from Alston Cumbria, England....'Bigg Badd' British Brawler! Step Up by Drowning Pool cues and British Brawler walks out of smoke on the stage and looks out into the crowd. He then raises his arm and red white and blue fireworks go off at on the stage, he walks down to the ring and rolls into the ring. He climbs on the middle of the ropes and raises his arm again and gets ready for his opponent. Da Voice - And his opponent, representing The Featured Attraction...the eWo World Champion....Johnny Legend. Kool Thing by Sonic Youth plays. Johnny Legend struts to the ring with the eWo World Title over his shoulder. He gets in the ring and stares down Brawler.
Legend and Brawler meet in the center of the ring. Legend slaps Brawler which sets the brit off. He starts laying into Legend with lefts and rights until he has the champion backed into the ropes. He irish whips Legend and bounces off the ropes. He runs at Legend with a head of steam and goes for a clothesline. But Legend evades it and gets behind Brawler. Legend quickly rolls him up. [1!] He barely gets a one count. Brawler stands up and kicks Legend in the gut. He then lifts him up in a suplex but Legend fights out of it. He lands behind Brawler and bounces off the ropes. Brawler turns around and is met with a wheel kick to the face from Legend. Brawler goes down and Legend quickly covers again. [1.!] Brawler kicks out. Legend looks frusterated but he quickly stands up. He stomps away at Brawler. But Brawler grabs Legend's foot and stands up. Brawler then pulls Legend in and hits a nice t-bone suplex on the champion. Brawler goes to pin but Legend grabs the ropes before Brawler can even cover. Zach Ross - Legend must love that World Title, because he is doing everything and anything to win this match! Anarky - Well he doesn't want to be a one week wonder! Speaking of wondering, I wonder if Legend knows what happened to Dunn. I guess he would know... Zach Ross - He might not. Brawler picks Legend up and throws him into a corner. Brawler then starts ramming his shoulding into Legends midsection. He does this about three times before backing up and running in for a big splash but Legend moves. Brawler staggers back out of the corner and Legend rolls him up, with his feet on the second rope. [1..2!] The ref stops the count when he sees Legends feet. Legends stands up and grabs the ref by the collar, intimidating him. Brawler stands up and as Legend yells at the ref Brawler grabs Legend in a waste lock. Legend fights out of it and turns around but Brawler picks him up and drops him with a spinning spinebuster. Legend just gets drilled into the mat and Brawler pins. [1..2!] Legend kicks out. Legend rolls out of the ring to the floor but Brawler rolls out and follows him. Zach Ross - Legend looking to take refuge on the outside but Brawler is right there with him. Anarky - Brawler has been on Legend this entire match, not even letting the champ breathe. Zach Ross - You aren't given breathing time when you are the champ. Anarky - So I've heard. On the outside Brawler grabs Legend and goes to smack his head off the ringpost but Legends puts his boot up to block it. Legend then grabs Brawler and sends him face first into the ringpost. Brawler staggers and Legend boots him in the gut. He then drops Brawler with a quick ddt onto the floor. Legend stands up and slides into the ring. Legend then yells at the ref to count. [1] Brawler isn't moving on the outside. [2] Still isn't moving. Legend relaxes in the corner and waits. [3] Brawlers left arm moves. Legend still doesn't look worried. [4] Brawlers eyes pop open and he sits up. Legend looks shocked. [5] Brawler slowly gets up. [6] Brawler slides in the ring and Legend goes to hit him with a clothesline but Brawler ducks under it and drops Legend with a reverse neckbreaker. The crowd starts chanting "Brawler, Brawler, Brawler!" Brawler is getting fired up. He lifts Legend up and irish whips him, Brawler then follows it up with a back body drop. Legend hits the mat and squirms around in pain. Anarky - This doesn't look to good for the champ. Zach Ross - Brawler has the crowd behind him and he is fired up! Legend slowly stands up and Brawler is ready. Legend stands up and Brawler nails him with a big time spear! Legend hits the mat hard. Brawler stands up and screams at the crowd, calling for the end. He picks Legend up, looking for the British Uprising But Legend lands on his knees. He low blows Brawler without the ref seeing. He then drops Brawler with the Legendary. Legend quickly pins. [1..2..3!]. Da Voice - Here is your winner, and still eWo World Champion....Johnny Legend! Zach Ross - Legend steals the victory. Anarky - Yes but a win is a win!
[CLOSING]Kool Thing by Sonic Youth plays. Legend walks up the ramp clutching his World title. Brawler rolls onto his stomach and looks at Legend with hatred as Violence goes off the air. |
