Episode 8: Sunday October 3rd, 2004
Live From the Indian Stadium in Jonesboro, Arkansas

Opening
Spike TV airs a warning and the EWO logo flashes across the screen. No Shelter by Rage Against The Machine plays throughout the Indian Stadium in Jonesboro, Arkansas. Pyro goes off everywhere and the EpicTron shows Zach Ross and Tim 'Anarky' Jones at ringside.

Zach Ross - Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to EWO Violence and we are just one week away from EWO Avengement live on pay per view.

Anarky - Thats right and tonight we have a truly 'epic' main event when Bill Dynamite takes on Stryfe, both former X2W World Champions they will duke it out tonight.

Zach Ross - Also Scott Royal and Dylan Dunn, the Featured Attraction take on the virgin team of Slayer and Death.

Anarky - Too bad the Tag Team titles aren't on line..

Zach Ross - True, also I'm sure Mr.Epic will have some announcements for Avengement.

Anarky - Very true...some huge stars haven't been booked yet.

Zach Ross - Indeed, it should be an interesting night.

Segment:
Big Mouth
Suddenly a deep voice says "The Future Is Now...." gigantic pyrotechnics explode on the stage. The crowd roars as The Future Is Now by S.T.U.N. hits. Johnny Legend, along with the EWO Tag Team Champions, Dylan Dunn and Scott Royal appear on the stage. The Featured Attraction make there way down to the ring as the crowd roars. Royal and Legend slap hands with the fans and Dunn slides in the ring. Legend and Royal also get in the ring. Legend poses in the middle of the ring as Royal is in one corner and Dunn is in the other. Pyro explodes behind Legend and the crowd roars even louder. Legend is handed a mic by someone at ringside.

Johnny Legend - You know, I have a problem with people. You see Mr.Erin Jacobs thinks that the number one contendership for the World Title is his. Well he is sadly mistaken. In our electric cage match at Avengement I promise Mr.Jacobs one hell of an ass whooping....

Legend hands off the mic to Royal. Royal smirks as the crowd roars in appreciation. Royal goes to speak and a large "ROYAL, ROYAL, ROYAL!" chant echos around the arena.

Scott Royal - Quiet down kids it's time for the champ to speak.

Dunn looks at Royal in shock. Royal shakes his head and quickly corrects himself.

Scott Royal - Whoops I mean 1/2 champ, it's time for 1/2 of the champs to speak. Anyways Epic, I respect you and everything but what the fuck is this, you booking us against The Infantry? This is an insult.

Royal hands the mic to Dunn.

Dylan Dunn - Yeah I'm gonna have to agree. This is bullshit, we are two top players in the company and you are booking us against rookies...c'mon Epic...

Higher Ground by Red Hot Chili Peppers echos throughout the arena. AJ Epic appears on the stage with Axe and Starr at his side. He has a mic.

AJ Epic - Hold up boys....you think you guys are soooo great that you don't take these rookies seriously? Well what about if I make your match, for the Tag Team titles!

Scott Royal - Go right ahead. We'll kick there asses and retain. We don't care. But what if Cody Carson and Seth Thomas get involved?

AJ Epic - They won't, I am here by banning Seth Thomas and Cody Carson from ringside. Oh and Legend since you are already in the ring. Your match against Matt Styles begins now.

[Single Match]
Johnny Legend vs. Matt Styles
Burn In The Light hits the P.A system and Matt Styles walks down to the ring stopping at the top of the ramp and raises his arms showing of his body.He continues walking downt the isle and looks to the left and spits in the direction of the fans,then he walks into the ring. Royal and Dunn leave the ring and Legend is ready to go.

Ding, Ding, Ding!

Zach Ross - Legend taking the rookie to school here.

Anarky - This is more like a warm up match for Legend, when he takes on Erin Jacobs at Avengement.

Then he sets up Styles for an moonsault, he nearly hits it but Styles wakes up at the last moment and moves to the side, Legend rolls around in pain as Styles picks him up, but Legend hits a few punches, Styles hits a few of his own and whips Legend into the ropes, then he bounces himself off the ropes, both go for clothesline and both are hit, they lay in the middle of the ring for a few moments before they stand again.

Anarky - Legend needs to hurry and end this, the crowd doesn't want to see this Matt Styles jerk.

Zach Ross - How do you figure?

Anarky - Well...he sucks!

Legend locks up with Styles and whips him into the turnbuckle, Styles reverses and Legend collides with the turnbuckle, Styles runs and tackles Legend, Legend falls onto the ground and Styles pins, 1...2...Legend kicks out, Styles picks up Legend afterwards and hits a reverse suplex, Legend lies on the ground in the ring as Styles climbs the top rope and goes for a Moonsault, he nearly hits it but Legend puts his knees up and lands on his back rolling around in the pain from his ribs.

Zach Ross - Great in ring presents by Johnny Legend there.

Legend stands again and picks up Styles, Styles tries to stop the inevitable and goes for a punches, a left, a right, a left, a right, a lef..no it's blocked, Legend hits a right and then locks up with Styles and hits a Double-Arm DDT. Legend tries to capitalize by going for elbow drop from the top rope, and he hits it, he picks up Styles again and goes for a stalling brainbuster, but as Styles is in the air he causes Legend to flip and Styles stands and hits a suplex on Legend, Legend lays in pain as Styles goes for the pin, but Legend shoves him off and locks Styles in a Eminence , Styles struggles through the pain and tries to get to the ropes, but Legend pulls him back, and puts more force on the move. He clutches Styles legs back putting more force on his back and he finally gives up.

Da Voice - Here is your winner, Johnny Legend!

Segment:
He's Coming For You
Johnny Legend is in the ring celebrating his victory when the lights cut out. On the tron it says.
Lefty Was First
But I Am Not Done
Taking Him Out, Was So Fun
But Whoever Is Next, Their Future Is Bleak
You Will Find Out Who, In Just One Week
[Tag Team Match]
The Featured Attraction vs. The Infantry
Da Voice - The following contest is sheduled for one fall, and it is for the EWO Tag Team Championships, introducing first the EWO Tag Team Champions, Dylan Dunn, Scott Royal.......The Featured Attraction!

A deep voice says "The Future Is Now..." giant pyro explodes on the stage. The Future Is Now by S.T.U.N. cues. Dylan Dunn and Scott Royal walk out. Each with their title over their shoulder. They walk down and get in the ring.

Lights go out, Slow Chemical by Finger Eleven hits. A skull and crossbones logo (pirate flag) flashes on and off across the screen, and The Infantry makes his way to the ring, seen only in the light of the bright white logo.

Da Voice - Their opponents, Slayer, Death, The Infantry!

Ding, Ding, Ding!

Royal and Dunn are standing with their titles on their shoulders. Slayer and Death waste no time attacking from behind as the match starts. Slayer grabs Royal and nails a tremendous German suplex, folding Royal in half and sending him halfway across the ring. Death slams Dunn into the corner and Slayer lands a few lefts and rights to Dunn before The ref gets him out of the ring. Royal rolls to the outside and stands up on the apron holding his neck.

Anarky - Royal got folded.

Dunn gets a couple of hard knees to the gut and then gets lifted into a jackknife power bomb. Death Run with him and slams him right in front of Royal. Dunn quickly rolls over and tags Royal. Royal looks a little leery to get into the ring. He points to Slayer and Death turns to walk toward him. Royal springs onto the top rope and flies off dropkicking the big man in the back of the head, sending him to the mat. Royal then looks on a quick head lock. Death easily makes it to his feet, holing Royal straight up in the air and landing a huge suplex.

Zach Ross - FFFF

Anarky - UCKK!

Death sits up and tags Slayer. Slayer gets into the ring as Royal rolls to his knees. Royal elbows Slayer in the gut a couple of times and then nails a huge knee to the face. Royal falls backward looking for a tag but Dunn suddenly falls off the apron as Jalie Thomas jumps the barricade. Dunn sees her and jumps down he grabs her and punches her in the face. She turns her back toward him bent over as Dunn goes to hit her again she nails him with a huge shot with brass knuckles. The ref has his back to the action out side of the ring. Jalie grabs the time keepers chair and then grabs a bean bag gun. She shoots it and nails the ref in the head with the bean bag knocking him out. She smiles and then rolls into the ring. Slayer goes to grab her but Death stops him. Royal starts to get up and Jalie clocks him with the chair. She starts pounding him over the head with it. Jalie screams at Slayer and Death to get something from under the ring. They listen to her because they want to see what the crazy bitch is going to do.

Anarky - Holy Shit.

Death pulls out a near 20 foot ladder and slides it into the ring. Slayer throws the ring sets over the top rope and slides a table into the ring. Dunn starts to get up and Slayer waits for him. Dunn staggers backward and gets caught in The reign of Pain. Slayer then slides into the ring where Death has set the ladder up and he and Jalie are both climbing it. Slayer sets the table up over the ring sets and sets Royal on top of it. Death makes it almost four rungs from the top and Jalie stands on his shoulders. Slayer looks shocked as her runs over and hold the ladder as death steps up finally to the top of the ladder. Jalie looks nervous but She lets go of deaths hands and jumps off, almost putting the big man off the top off the ladder but coming down with a 720 splash, landing on her back and rolling through holding her back and crushing the table. Death looks to the crowd who is chanting holy shit and the cheer erupt as the big man goes down two rungs and jumps off, landing a huge ass drop on Royal. Jalie is some how standing and royal is crushed and blood badly from the mouth. Death is out cold and the impact sent him to the outside. Slayer is laughing. Jalie picks up the chair and swings it taking Slayers head off with it. She then drops down and wipes the blood coming from royals mouth on her hand and licks her fingers. She then drops down and rolls out of the ring as the ref starts to come to. Slayer slowly crawls over and drapes and arm over Royal. 1.�����.2.�������.3!!!!!

Da Voice - Here are your winners and New tag team champions Death And Slayerrrr!!!!!!

Anarky - I�m so shocked at what went down here.

Zach Ross - Holy shit! I think that is the biggest upset in EWO history!!!

The cameras cut from the ring and to backstage in AJ Epic's office.

Segment:
The New Boss
Backstage we see AJ Epic standing in his office.

AJ Epic - Well ladies and gentlemen, I have some good and bad news. First the bad news. I am going to be taking some time off to deal with overseas EWO bussiness. But the good news is I have found a temporary replacement who is more than capable of doing me proud...ladies and gentlemen, the new EWO Commissioner.....Suave Jones!

Suave comes into the shot. He has a giant grin on his face.

'The Commish' Suave Jones - Oh thank you Mr.Epic, I will make you proud. The era of Suave Jones has begun. Get ready EWO, changes are coming!

EWO goes to commercial.

[Handicap Match]
Lawrence Jarvis & Alexander McGraph vs. British Brawler
We return from commercial to see British Brawler in the ring.

Zach Ross - Where the hell are Jarvis and McGraph?

Anarky - I didn't know it was my turn to look after them...

Jarvis and McGraph jump the barricade and they slide in the ring. McGraph has a chair and he smacks over Brawler's head. Brawler stumbles then turns around and walks right into the Franchise Shot. Brawler stumbles yet again. McGraph and Jarvis double clothesline Brawler over the top rope. Bill Dynamite struts down to the ring with the title over his shoulder. McGraph pulls a table out from under the ring. He sets it up, he and Jarvis grab Brawler and double spinebuster Brawler right through the table. Brawler lays lifeless on the outside. Jarvis grabs the steel steps, he lays Brawlers left leg across the steps. McGraph hands Dynamite a chair. Dynamite sneers and smacks the chair across Brawler's leg repeatedly. And by the forth shot you can see the damage is down. Dynamite, Jarvis and McGraph walk back up the ramp as EMT's come down to the ring.

Anarky - I think that they just broke the leg of British Brawler.

Zach Ross - I do think you are right, Brawler's come back shortened due to Dynamite being afraid of him.

Anarky - Hey hey hold up now. Bill was not afraid, he was just worried.

Zach Ross - Worried about losing his title?

Anarky - NO! Worried about Brawler's emotions getting the better of him and him causing Bill serious harm.

Zach Ross - Oh I see.

Segment:
Not One, But Two!
Backstage we see Bill Dynamite, Lawrence Jarvis and Alexander McGraph lauging.

Bill Dynamite - Well folks it looks like I have next Sunday off. We all know Brawler can't compete now!

Lawrence Jarvis - Ha ha that was a great plan Bill. There is no way he will be in shape to face you...

The Commish, Suave Jones walks up with a look of disappointment on his face.

'The Commish' Suave Jones - Bill I am so disappointed in you.

Bill Dynamite - What, what did I do?

'The Commish' Suave Jones - You know exactly what you did Bill Dynamite, and I am very angry with you.

Bill Dynamite - Sorry to disappoint you chief but I did what had to be done.

'The Commish' Suave Jones - Well if you put it that way I guess you are right, but now it's time for me to do what I have to do..

Bill Dynamite - Oh yeah? And whats that?

'The Commish' Suave Jones - Well, it looks like at Avengment you don't have an opponent...

Bill Dynamite - I'm looking but I can't find your point Commish.

'The Commish' Suave Jones - I think I will alter a match. You see at Avengement, in the main event you will take on, not one but two opponents.

Bill Dynamite - Are you joking me? A handicap match?

'The Commish' Suave Jones - No Bill, I'm not THAT mean. I mean that at Avengement you will meet Erin Jacobs AND Johnny Legend in a triple threat match, for your EWO World Championship...

Bill Dynamite - ...

'The Commish' Suave Jones - Don't you have a match now Bill?

Bill Dynamite - ...

'The Commish' Suave Jones - Well whatever, see ya later!

The Commish walks away and Dynamite looks stunned as we go to our final commercial.

[Single Match]
Bill Dynamite vs. Stryfe
We return to see the two men ready to fight, in the ring.

They battle back and forth each with viscious shots. Stryfe staggers back and Dynamite irish whips him. Stryfe bounces off the ropes and comes back, Dynamite clotheslines him and Stryfe goes down to the mat quick. He gets up and Dynamite is up he nails the Dynamighty and pins. [1..2..3!]

Zach Ross - Dynamite wins this one in record time.

Anarky - Stryfe is just dissappointing.

From the ramp we see Johnny Legend sprint to the ring armed with a chair. He slides in the ring and goes to hit Bill. He lays Bill out with the chair and stomps away at him. But from the back come Lawrence Jarvis and Alexander McGraph. They get in the ring and stare down Legend. Then from the crowd comes Erin Jacobs, he gets in the ring and german suplexs McGraph. Legend tosses Jarvis over the top rope. Legend looks at Jacobs. Jacobs swings at him but Legend evades and hits the Legendary on Jacobs. Legend stands up laughing but he turns around and gets layed out with a chair by Bill Dynamite. Dynamite stands with the chair at his side as EWO Violence goes off the air.

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