Zach Ross - Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am Zach Ross along side Tim 'Anarky' Jones and welcome to eWo Violence!

Anarky - And what a show we have for you people tonight, in the main event we'll see a fatal four way for the Gutz And Glory Championship it should be a gre...

Bill Dynamite - Ahh� Oww� Oh the pain. It�s so bad. Eeh� Oh� I hope your boos are boos of sympathy.

Anarky - What a way to open the show� The champ is here!

Zach Ross -Oh great� I just LOVE this guy�

Anarky -Leave the sarcasm to me, or Mr Dynamite� Ok Ross?

Bill tries to wheel over to the front of the stage but since he�s only using one arm, he just goes around in circles.

Bill Dynamite - What the hell is happening? Somebody wanna gimme a hand, here? What? 2 hands? Ok.

Bill drops the mic in his lap and finally gets to the front of the stage. By which time, the crowd have run out of boos and moved on to an �asshole� chant.

Bill Dynamite - Yeah whatever� I�ve heard more �asshole� chants than Dylan Dunn�s had women� Which isn�t too many I can tell you. Ow� Ahh� Oh the pain�

The crowd go back to the boos and Bill takes a break for another breath of air.

Bill Dynamite - I came out here to give you good people some good news and some bad news� Did I just say �Good People�?, I forgot I was in Mississippi, I should�ve smelt you animals as soon as I wheeled off the plane.

The crowd start getting heavy and Bill dodges a cup from the crowd with his expert neck reflexes.

Bill Dynamite - Now I�m gonna give you the bad news first� Since I want to leave on a high� Oww� Ahh� Oh god, the morphine is SO not working. Ok, now as you can see, I am in a tremendous amount of pain due to the attack from the British Brawler last week. I�d rather not talk about British Brawler right now, although I will say this� I�ve ruined you once, Brawler� I�ll do it again. But ladies and gentleman, I have been reduced to a weak, frail and suffering frame of my former self as result of this disgusting attack�

Anarky -It was disgusting.

Zach Ross -As disgusting as causing Magnus Diesel�s death?

Anarky - � Shut up.

Bill Dynamite - My doctor has instructed me not to fight. Not this week, not next week� Not even the week after. I�m injured, INDEFINATELY. So here�s my solution� I�m gonna call the shots from now on. Tonight, British Brawler and Stryfe are scheduled to fight tonight with the winner getting a shot at me and my title at Avengement. But unfortunately, I won�t be available for Avengement so my idea is this� British Brawler versus Stryfe will take place at AVENGEMENT for the number one contendership and I will defend my title when I am GOOD and READY. How about that?

The crowd boo intensely at Bill who smiles proudly at his seemingly great idea.

Anarky -What a great idea�

But to Bill�s surprise, �Higher Ground� By Red Hot Chili Peppers plays and to a rapturous applause. eWo Owner, AJ Epic strolls onto the stage with a more than bemused look on his face.

AJ Epic -Dynamite� just when I thought you didn�t have any sense left to lose, you go and show me that Forrest Gump was right �Stupid is as stupid does�. What are you thinking?

Bill Dynamite - I�m not sure I understand you. Oww� Ohh� The pain is amazing� Amazingly baaaad, man.

AJ Epic - Bill, I don�t really care if your injuries are genuine or not. The fact is, you WILL face the winner of Brawler and Stryfe at Avengement and the match between them WILL take place TONIGHT!

Bill Dynamite - Whoa� Wait a second, I�m the World Champion� you can�t treat me like this!

AJ Epic -You�re right, Bill. You are the World champ� But that only means that you have to defend your title at Avengement!

Bill Dynamite - Just wait� Listen to me� I�m hurt, man. I�m hurt bad. I can�t fight at Avengement!

AJ Epic - Here�s your choice, Bill. You either fight the number one contender at Avengement for the World Heavyweight Championship� Or you forfeit the World Title and hand it over to the number one contender yourself in the middle of the ring.

Bill Dynamite - WHAT?! You gotta be kidding me�

AJ Epic - Nope. No joke.

Bill Dynamite - Once I get out of this chair, Epic� You�ll feel the back of my hand.

AJ Epic -Well Bill� I think you�re finished now. So if you don�t mind vacating the stage so that we can actually have a show�

Bill Dynamite - Bullshit, Epic� I�m not moving until I get my demands met.

AJ Epic - Fine. If you won�t move yourself, I�ll get someone to move you. Axe, get the hell out here.

Axe walks out of the entrance way and puts his hands on Bill�s chair. Before he can push, a man runs out of the entrance way and nails Axe will a huge spear. Epic runs towards the man and tries to attack him, but the man pie-faces him to the floor. It becomes apparent that this man is in fact, 'The Franchise' Lawrence Jarvis.

Bill Dynamite - � and I�d like to announce to you Epic, to you Axe and to you the stinkiest place on the planet that Lawrence Jarvis is the MAN... and that he's got my back

Jarvis grabs the handles and wheels Bill of stage, Epic sits up checking his nose for blood and gives Bill the most horrific look. Bill just chuckles to himself as he exit�s the stage, Jarvis holds a middle finger out for all to see as the crowd bay for Dynamite�s and Franchise�s blood.

Da Voice - The following contest is sheduled for one fall, introducing first from Toronto, Ontario.....1/2 of the eWo Tag Team Champions...........Dylan Dunn!

Absolute Power by Tech N9ne hits and blue strobe lights start to flicker rapidly. A pair of dice circle the arena through a spotlight. After a long pause Dunn walks out from backstage to a deafening scream from the fans.

Da Voice - And his opponent.....also hailing from Toronto, Ontario....Slayer!

Lights go out, Slow Chemical by Finger Eleven hits. A skull and crossbones logo (pirate flag) flashes on and off across the screen, and Slayer makes his way to the ring, seen only in the light of the bright white logo.

Dylan Dunn doesn�t waste any time and comes at Slayer with a spinning wheel kick, but with both being fresh that is easily dodged. Slayer goes straight for the head attempting a neck breaker but that is countered by the Dealer, as Dunn shoves him away into the ropes but we�re finally getting somewhere as Slayer is taken down with a Japanese arm-drag. Dylan Dunn holds onto his grip though, which almost hyper-extended Slayer�s elbow. Dylan then nails some fast kicks to the face of Slayer and uses the bottom half of his leg to take Slayer down to the canvas with a leg drop type move.

Zach Ross - Holy Cow. Dunn isn�t backing down from the big man.

Dunn quickly applies an arm bar. Slayer uses all his strength and powers to his feet, lifting the two hundred and seven pound man with one arm and slamming him with a sidewalk-slam. Dunn looks wide eyed as Slayer grabs him but the head and pulls him up. He hooks Dunn between his legs and lifts him up, nailing not one but two power bombs.

Anarky - Dunn us getting worked like Zach�s mom last night.

Zach Ross - What did you say about my mom?

Slayer falls against the ropes trying to work all the kinks out of his arm. Dunn slowly gets up holding his back. He walks right into a big boot from Slayer. Slayer walks over and pulls the lighter man up, whipping him into the corner and nailing a huge close line sending Dunn off his feet. Slayer grabs Dunn with both hands around the throat, tossing him almost a full length of the ring with a huge Choke Toss. Slayer slowly walks over to Dunn. He Pulls him up and gets two elbows to the gut. Dunn springs off the middle turnbuckle flipping backward and grabbing Slayer around the Chin and slamming his head into the mat in a reverse Gamble.

Zach Ross - That looked painful.

Dunn quickly covers.1... Slayer starts to bench press Dunn before throwing him off. Dunn gets up and looks shocked. The huge man sits up and then makes his way to his feet. Dunn has climb onto the top rope and goes for a missile dropkick. Slayer drops out of the way and Dunn nails the ref with the kick. Dunn gets up and Slayer grabs him by the throat. Dunn boots him in the groin and then nails The Gamble out of no where. Dunn gets up and pulls Slayer up, showing the strength he has and DVDing Slayer to the out side. Dunn Then drops down and rolls out of the ring. He flings the apron up and starts searching for something. All of a sudden Cody Carson comes running down and slides into the ring as Dunn stands up with a chair in hand. Carson not losing a stride runs and baseball slides into the chair. Dunn falls over Slayer and looks to be out cold. Carson smiles and walks over to the ref as the fans erupt with cheers. He grabs the refs shirt and yanks him to his feet, slapping him a bit and getting him to see straight. Carson then lays across the turnbuckles and the ref counts. 1... No motion of either competitor�2... Still Nothing�3... Slayer starts to move a bit�.4... Slayer starts to rolls over�5... Dunn starts to move�6... Dunn rolls over and starts to crawl to the steps�7... Carson hops down and rolls out of the ring as Slayer starts to get up�8... Dunn slowly crawls up the steps as Slayer falls to the apron�s edge�9... Dunn slowly pulls him self up to the bottom rope� Slayer tries to do the same but falls short. Just before 10 Dunn slides himself into the ring in a last ditch effort. 10... The ref calls for the bell.

Da Voice -
Here is you winner Dylan Dunn!

Sugarlips - He's just over here Mr.Epic....

The run up to where a few paramedics are helping someone who is down. He is laying in a pool of blood.

AJ Epic - What in the fuck happened here? Who did this to Lefty?

Sugarlips - I don't know, I was walking by and I saw him lying here covered in blood, and this was left by his feet.

She hands Epic a note which reads.

AJ Epic - Well whoever did this, looks to be targeting members of the Featured Attraction. Get Lefty to a hospital, and then find me Dylan Dunn, Johnny Legend and Scott Royal, NOW!

People scatter as the camera zooms up on Lefty's bloody face.

Da Voice - Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 771 lbs., Bisho, Mad Dogg, & Kidd Wyckedd.......RATED X!

The three stop at the top of the entrance ramp. Flashes from cameras go off like a terrible lighting storm. The three raise their arms in the air, a can of Natural Light in each hand, in a formation of an "X." They run to the ring. They slide in, and each of them get on a turnbuckle and throw up the "X" sign with their arms. They jump down, chit chat with each other, and prepare themselves for the match.

Da Voice - Now, making his way to the ring, coming in as 1/2 of his tag team, weighing in at approximately 256 lbs, the EWO Primetime Champion, "The Franchise" Lawrence JARVIS!

You Can Do It by Ice Cube blasts out over the PA System and the fans explode, they all rise to their feet and start cheering as "The Franchise" Lawrence Jarvis steps out from behind the curtain, he stands on the stage and poses for the fans, the lights dim down and a big spot light follows him all the way down the isle.

The arena house lights darken as green and purple strobe lights illuminate the stage and ramp. Sober by Tool hits and smoke pours out from behind the curtain as Alexander McGraph steps onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring.

Da Voice - And now, making his way to the ring from New York City, New York, weighing in at approximately 245 lbs., Alexander McGraph!

Alex gets into the ring, and claps hands with Jarvis two times. Rated X is shown playing +Rock-Paper-Scissors+ to determine who's going into the ring first. Jarvis is shown on one corner, matching up Rated X. Bisho is shown frowning as he won the game. Mad Dogg & Kidd Wyckedd get onto the apron and the match begins.

Jarvis looks at the crowd and raises his arms to pump them up. They get very rowdy. Bisho looks jealous, and goes to raise his arms to pump the crowd, but in return, the crowd boos. Jarvis then turns around to pump the crowd again, and they get very rowdy again. As he is facing the crowd, Bisho runs towards Jarvis. Somehow, Jarvis notices him coming and moves out the way, thus Bisho running into the turnbuckle. Jarvis then gets on the offense by turning Bisho around and punching him multiple times. He then tags McGraph. Jarvis holds him back while McGraph gets away a little. He then comes running towards Bisho, Jarvis moves out the way, and McGraph hits a flying body press onto Bisho. Bisho is down. Alexander goes for the pin. [1..!] Bisho kicks out.

Zach Ross - Alexander McGraph has a condiserable amount of weight advantage on Bisho...

Anarky - And he is teaming with The Franchise, thats the biggest advantage of all!

Alexander then gets up, and picks Bisho up by the head. He drags his head onto his corner and tags Jarvis back into the ring. Jarvis gets in, and begins stomping him in the back. He looks at Rated X's corner, points at Bisho, and begins laughing. Mad Dogg & Kidd Wyckedd look to be frustrated and attempt to get into the ring, but the referee holds them back. McGraph then enters the ring. The referee is still trying to hold them back. McGraph stands Bisho. McGraph gets behind Bisho and holds him by the arms. Jarvis then comes running towards Bisho and hits a jumping Knee-To-Face. Bisho is down. The referee is done attending to Rated X. Jarvis goes for the pin. [1...2..!]Bisho kicks out. Jarvis looks surprised, and lays Bisho back down, attempting to pin again. [1...2..!]

Anarky - My man Jarvis is starting to lose his cool.

Zach Ross - He wants to end this match as fast as possibal.

Anarky - Of course he does, it's a handicap match!

Bisho kicks out again. Jarvis looks frustrated and gets up, ranting at the referee. The referee waves his hands towards Jarvis as Bisho attempts to get to his feet. Bisho gets to his knees. Jarvis then turns arond, only to receive a punch to the gut. He punches him again, and McGraph looks to be mad. He attempts to run into the ring, but the referee then attends to him. Bisho low blows Jarvis & Jarvis is now down. Bisho gets to his feet and tags Mad Dogg in. Mad Dogg runs towards Jarvis, but Jarvis gets up & clotheslines Mad Dogg. Both are down. The referee comes back to focus on the match, and realizes that both are down. He begins to the count. [1.....2......3.......4.......5.......6.......] Jarvis seems to regain consciousness, trying to get to his feet. [7....] Jarvis is on one knee as Mad Dogg seems to regain consciousness himself, now on both knees. [8....] Mad Dogg gets up. He runs towards Jarvis but Jarvis clotheslines him in the legs, sweeping him off of his feet.

Anarky - Nice chop block from the Franchise!

Zach Ross - He knows how to take apart an opponent, thats why he is the Primetime Champion.

Anarky - Yeah, you know it.

Jarvis stumbles to McGraph and tags him in. McGraph jets in and quickly clotheslines Mad Dogg. Kidd Wyckedd then runs in and gets a clothesline of his own by Alexander. Bisho also runs in and receives a clothesline of his own by Alexander. Mad Dogg gets up, and Alexander tosses him over the ropes. Bisho comes running after Alexander, but only runs into a Big Boot by Alexander, and rolls outside of the ring. Kidd Wyckedd gets up and is caught in a bear hug by Alexander. Kidd Wyckedd looks to have passed out, and McGraph tosses him to the mat. The referee looks at Mad Dogg and begins the count. [1......2.......] McGraph rolls outside of the ring. [3.....] He begins kicking on Mad Dogg. Bisho then comes from around the corner, and looks to clothesline Alexander. McGraph puts his head down, and then turns around, looking eye to eye with Bisho. He then chases Bisho around the outside of the ring.

Zach Ross - The action has spilled to the outside here!

Anarky - Rated X are blowing tihs match!

Zach Ross - Yeah and it looks like McGraph is ready to rip Bisho apart!

[4.......5......6........] Bisho turns a corner, with Alexander running behind him. Then out of nowhere, Mad Dogg dropkicks Alexander. McGraph is down. [7.......8....] Mad Dogg rolls into the ring, and then back out to restart the count. [1......2......] Mad Dogg gets outside, but Alexander is already up. Jarvis looks to knock out Kidd Wyckedd with a chair, but the referee tosses it, and throws it outside of the ring, right behind McGraph. Mad Dogg goes to punch him, but McGraph blocks it, and punches him back. Mad Dogg goes to punch him again, but McGraph blocks it, and punches him back again. Mad Dogg goes to punch him again, but this time, McGraph ducks, gets behind him, grabs a hold of Mad Dogg, and hits a German suplex on him onto the chair. Mad Dogg is out. McGraph, Kidd Wyckedd, Jarvis, & Bisho, all get into the ring, and begin one HUGE brawl. Jarvis grabs Kidd Wyckedd and hits The Franchiser. Kidd Wyckedd rolls out of the ring. Then Bisho turns Jarvis around, and hits the Jacknife Powerbomb. Jarvis rolls out of the ring. Then McGraph turn Bisho around, and the two exchange punches. Bisho grabs McGraph, and launches him into the ring. McGraph runs to the ropes, and runs back towards Bisho. Then out of nowhere, both of them go for a clothesline, and both of them hit it, thus knocking both of them out. Everyone is laid out, all over of the arena.

Zach Ross - There are bodies everywhere!

Anarky - Everyone is down!

Step Up by Drowning Pool cues and British Brawler walks out carrying a chair. He stands on the outside and looks completely pissed. Kidd Wyckedd gets up and Brawler smokes Wyckedd right in the head with it. Mad Dogg is the next to get up, Brawler shoves the chair into Mad Dogg's gut and then smacks it right over his back. Brawler slides in the ring and waits for Bisho to get up. He does and Brawler turns him inside out with a giant spear. Brawler lifts McGraph up and hits him with the Union Jackhammer. Lawrence Jarvis slowly climbs into the ring. Brawler turns around and the two look at eachother eye to eye. They start exchanging blows before Brawler hits Jarvis with a quick British Uprising. Jarvis is down and Brawler grabs a mic.

Step Up by Drowning Pool hits and Brawler leaves the ring, where bodies are scattered around.

Dylan Dunn - What the fuck happened to Lefty?

Scott Royal - Shit I dunno, but I heard that they took him to the hospital and he is in a fucking coma!

Dylan Dunn - Wow, are you joking man?

Scott Royal - Naw I'm serious, some rookie told me.

Johnny Legend - So now TFA is down to three? That's just great....

Scott Royal - No worries Legend, Lefty will be back in no time. But in the mean time have you decided the stipulation for your match with Erin Jacobs at Avengement?

Johnny Legend - No I haven't. I need to think about it some more. This is a big match and I need the perfect stipulation, something that will ad to this match, but something that also works in my advantage...

Dylan Dunn - Yeah. Don't pick the fucking Glass House match. I have to face Cody Carson in it at Avengement and it looks like it's going to be a bitch. But I want that International title so I have no choice.

Scott Royal - Oh yeah, I saw that I'm booked at Avengement against Seth Thomas, in an Iron Man Match. That's fucked up, and even more, if he wins him and a partner of his choosing get a shot at our Tag Team titles, but I say if I win, he can never have a tag title shot as long as you and I are champs Dunn.

Dylan Dunn - Yeah that sounds like a good idea. But......

Dunn is cut off by AJ Epic entering their locker room, and of course Axe is at his side.

AJ Epic - Hey boys, I trust you heard about what happend to Lefty?

Johnny Legend - Of course we did, who in the hell did it?

AJ Epic - I don't know, but I think he is after The Featured Attraction, he took out Lefty and Scott he had a note. Saying you are his next target...

Scott Royal - Are you joking me? I don't have time for this bullshit. I don't need to be looking over my shoulder because of some maniac trying to take me out. Epic find this guy!

AJ Epic - We are doing our best to find him, but in the mean time be careful. All of you.

AJ leaves the room and Axe follows.

Fight Song by Marylin Manson blasts over the pa system. Stryfe walks out to the top of the ramp and does a crucifix pose. He slowly walks down the ramp and steps up to the apron of the ring, he does another crucifix pose and then enters the ring.

Da Voice - And his opponent, from Alston, Cumbria, England....'Bigg Badd' British Brawler!

Step Up by Drowning Pool cues and British Brawler walks out of smoke on the stage and looks out into the crowd. He then raises his arm and red white and blue fireworks go off at on the stage, he walks down to the ring and rolls into the ring. He climbs on the middle of the ropes and raises his arm again and gets ready for his opponent.

Zach Ross - Stryfe being dominante in the early going of this match.

Anarky - The winner goes to Avengement to face Bill Dynamite for the eWo World Championship, well we hope so at least.

Zach Ross - If Dynamite isn't still in the wheel chair...

Brawler evades a right hand from Stryfe and knocks him to the mat with a left hand shot. Brawler straddles Stryfe and starts feeding him rights and lefts until the ref breaks it up. Both man get up and Brawler irish whips Stryfe, he follows it up with a big time spinning spinebuster. Brawler quickly pins. [1..2!] Stryfe kicks out and gets up. Brawler gets up too and swings a Stryfe. He ducks it and bends Brawler over, he grabs his arm, puts it through his legs and picks him up in a pump handle, but he drops Brawler onto his knee causing a back breaker. Brawler is down on the mat holding his back. Stryfe begins stomping away on his opponent before bouncing off the ropes and dropping a big elbow. Stryfe then pins. [1..2!] Brawler kicks out after two. Both men get up and stare at eachother.

Anarky - Brawler blows, he needs to understand that he has no chance against Stryfe.

Zach Ross - Well thus far Brawler is holding his own.

Anarky - Well thus far....you blow Ross!

The two men tie up and Brawler forces Stryfe into a headlock. Stryfe pushes Brawler into the ropes. Stryfe drops to the mat, Brawler jumps over him, bounces off the ropes again and Stryfe nails a big time spinebuster. Brawler hits the mat hard and Stryfe signals to the crowd. He grabs Brawler's legs and locks in a figure four leg lock. Brawler looks to be in his pain as he smacks the mat with his elbows. Brawler lays back to stop some pain but the referee counts [1..2..!] Brawler waits till the last second to sit up. He is in lots of pain and he lays back again. [1..2..!] Again he waits till the very last second to sit up. Brawler then tries to reach for the ropes, but he is nowhere near them. The referee isn't looking so Stryfe uses the ropes for leverage. The ref turns to look at Stryfe. He sees him holding the ropes and makes him break the hold. Stryfe stands up and argues with the referee. He turns around and Brawler turns him inside out with a gian spear. Stryfe hits the mat hard and Brawler pins. [1..2..!] Stryfe just kicks out. And from the stage we see Bill Dynamite wheel himself out. He wheels down to the ringside area.

Anarky - Hey look, the champ is here.

Zach Ross - What the hell is Dynamite doing out here?!?

Anarky - He's just checking out the compitition.

Zach Ross - I bet he is....

Stryfe starts to pull himself up using the ropes. He stands up and Brawler nails him with a huge big boot. Stryfe goes down like a sack of potatoes. Brawler calls for the end. He picks up Stryfe and hits him with the British Uprising. Brawler quickly pins. [1..2..3!].

Da Voice - Here is your winner British Brawler!

British Brawler - Ha ha, look at you Bill. In a wheel chair...you are pathetic.

Bill Dynamite - Why even bother Andrew? Huh why either bother facing me again? You can't beat me!

British Brawler - Well now I don't have to Bill, you are in a wheel chair. You can't compete. So as AJ stated earlier, how about you just hand me my World Title?

Brawler holds out his hand. Dynamite looks at his title and sighs. He hands to the title over to Brawler. Brawler smiles and walks up the ramp with the belt. Dynamite looks very sad, but then he smiles. He stands up out of the wheel chair. He runs and clubs Brawler in the back. Brawler drops the title and Dynamite nails him with the Dynamighty right on the entrance ramp.

Bill Dynamite - Ha ha, it won't be that easy Andrew, you want my title? At Avengement you can come get it.

The crowd boos as we cut to commerical.

Da Voice - The following contest is sheduled to be a triple threat match, due to Lefty Jones unable to compete, it has hardcore rules and it is for the EWO Gutz And Glory Championship! Introducing first...from Colorado State Penitentary, Arvada, Colorado.....Evan Marley!

The sound of a jail cell slamming shut sounds over the PA. The lights go out and the arena glows red. When Welcome Back 2 Jail by Yayo & C Los starts The lights flash on in a hail of red pyro as Evan Marley walks down to the ring slapping hands of fans and flipping off those who boo him. He slides into the ring and raises hands, which ignites the edges of the ring and causes the lights to go out and the arena to glow red again. He stands there for a few seconds in complete stillness as the flames go out and the lights return to their normal state.

Da Voice - The second competitor from Portland, Oregon....Smokey!

The arena goes black and if fills up with smoke. Blind by Korn hits and Smokey walks out onto the stage and looks out over the fans as the boo him. He then walks down the ramp and then rolls into the ring. Smokey walks over to the corner and sits waiting for the match to start.

Da Voice - And the final competitor for Jersey City, New Jersey....Jason Blade!

You're Not Ready by 50 Cent hits followed by instant boos. Jason Blade appears at the ramp. He jumps once, and cracks his neck. He adjusts his elbow pad, and starts heading down to the ring bypassing all the fans with thier hands out for a "high five." He goes up the steps, and enters the ring through the second rope. He climbs the turnbuckles and pounds his chest twice, and jumps down.

Ding, Ding, Ding!

The three men circle eachother in the ring. Evan Marley runs and clotheslines Smokey quick. He turns around to see Jason Blade running at him. Marley back drops Blade over the top rope, but Blade lands on the apron. Blade springboards from the apron into the ring and dropkicks Marley in the back. Marley falls forward and rolls from the ring out to the floor. Smokey gets up and Blade boots him in the gut. Smokey stumbles back, Blade backs up then looks for a superkick but Smokey spins him around and grabs him in back drop position. He goes for it but Blade backflips landing on his feet. Blade shoves Smokey into the ropes and rolls him up. [1..!] Smokey kicks out.

Zach Ross - It would be quite an achievement for Blade to lose the Tag Team titles last week, and win the Gutz And Glory Championship this week...

Anarky - It won't be, it's Evan Marley's night, I can feel it.

Evan Marley is in the ring and he has a chair. Blade is up and he turns around, only to get hit in the gut with the chair. Marley then drops the chair onto the mat. Marley puts Blades head between his legs and he goes for a piledriver onto the chair but Blade counters it into a perfect sharpshooter set up. But instead of locking in a submission move, Blade uses a unique pin. [1..2!] Marley kicks out. Smokey is on the outside. He pulls out a table from under the ring. He sets it up and rolls in the ring. He stands up only to be laid out by a chair shot from Blade. Blade rolls Smokey out of the ring and he lays him on the table. Blade gets back in the ring. Marley is up and Blade shoves the chair right into Marley's gut. Marley falls to all fours holding his stomach, Blade runs across the ring, bounces off the ropes and then runs at Marley. He jumps steps on Marley's back and leaps over the top rope looking for a 450 Splash to Smokey on the table. But Smokey moved and Blade crashed right through the table.

Anarky - Holy shit! Jason Blade just completely missed a 450 Splash, and he went right through that table!

Zach Ross - Wow that table just shattered.

Anarky - He could be out of this match now!

Marley stands up and looks at Blade laying in the rubble from the table. Smokey is in the ring with a bat. Marley turns around and sees Smokey about to swing at him. But Marley catches the bat. Be pulls it from Smokeys hands and hits him in the gut with it. Marley quicky nails Smokey with a powerbomb and pins. [1..2.!] Smokey kicks out. Marley slides out of the ring and looks under the ring, he pulls out a ladder, a trash can, another chair and at last a piece of partical board. He puts this all in the ring and then rolls in. Smokey baseball slides into the ladder which trips Marley. Smokey goes to the top rope and waits for Marley to stand up. Marley stands right up and Smokey jumps off hitting Marley with a tornado ddt right on the trash can, putting a dent in it. Smokey slowly gets up. He sets the ladder up and climbs it. He stands high on top of the ladder and he looks down at Marley. Smokey jumps off and connects with a big elbow right to the heart of Marley. Smoky pins. [1..2..!] Marley just barely kicks out.

Anarky - My god this match is brutal thus far.

Zach Ross - Agreed. But look, Jason Blade is getting up!

On the outside we see Blade getting up. He slowly climbs in the ring. Smokey stands up and sees Blade in the ring. The two start hammering away at eachother. Marley is up. He knocks the ladder over and lays it folded up on the mat. Blade punches Smokey hard in the face and he stumbles back turning around. Marley grabs him and hits him with a death valley driver right onto the ladder. Smokey is laying on the ladder as Blade climbs to the top rope. He jumps off hitting Smokey with a moonsault onto the ladder. Blade stands up and Marley hits him with a fishermans suplex! Marley holds the pin. [1..2..!] Blade just kicks out. Smokey slowly gets up. He grabs the trash can and puts it on Marleys head. Marley walks around with the can on his head and Blade runs up and nails a high shining wizard denting the trash can around Marley. He falls to the mat with the trash can still around his body. Blade signals to Smokey to climb to the top rope. So he does. Blade picks up the chair and Smokey leaps off looking for a leg drop to Marley. But Blade hits Smokey in the head (in mid air) Smokey comes crashing to the mat and Blade pins. [1..2..!] Smokey kicks out.

Anarky - That was huge! Blade tricked Smokey!

Zach Ross - Blade almost took Smokey's head off with that shot!

Smokey is down. Marley is down and Blade is the only one standing. Blade gets out of the ring and searches under the ring, he pulls out barb wire, a sheet of glass (?), a light tube and lastly a little purple bag. Blade all these things into the ring. He wraps the barb wire around his fist and walks over to Marley. He pulls the trash can off his head and starts punching him in the forehead with the barb wire. Marely starts to bleed and with every shot the wound opens more. But Smokey is up, he stumbles around and sees Blade. He then sees the light tube. He grabs it and walks over to Blade. He taps him on the shoulder. Blade turns around and Smokey smashes the light tube over Blades head. Blade falls to the mat with a big gash in his forehead. Blade bleeds all over the mat and Marley is bleeding also.

Zach Ross - Holy shit, Blade busted open as well as Marley!

Anarky - These men will do anything to win the Gutz And Glory Championship!

Zach Ross - No doubt, imagine what this match would have been like if Lefty was involved....

Anarky - Who knows, he's just as crazy as all these guys in the ring!

Smokey grabs a chair from ringside and tosses it in the ring. He sets up two chairs and then lays the sheet of glass across them, like a glass table. He then grabs the little purple bag and dumps the contents all over the sheet of glass, they are thumbtacks! Marley slowly gets up, with the blood just pouring from his head. Smokey turns around and Marley nails him with the Fat Lip kick. Smokey falls to the mat and Marley pins. [1..2..!] Blade breaks up the count bleeding a lot! Marley gets up and Blade hits him with a yakuza kick. Marley falls between the second and third rope to the outside of the ring. Blade is stumbling around bleeding and he picks Smokey up. He positions Smokey in front of the thumbtack glass sheet. He sets Smokey up and nails the Disturbance through the glass and Smokey lands on the thumbtacks. The back of Smokey's head is bleeding due to glass and Blade pins. [1..2..3!] Blade is handed the title but he is down on the mat bleeding. Blade kisses the title and gets his blood all over it.

Da Voice - Here is your winner and NEW eWo Gutz And Glory Champion.....Jason Blade

The camera shows a bloody Jason Blade hugging his Gutz And Glory title as Violence goes off the air.