Zach Ross -
Welcome to the third ever EWO Action. I�m Zach Ross beside me my college Tim �Anarky� Jones.

Anarky -
Yeah, I�m here. Some days I wish I wasn�t but tonight is a night you can�t miss.

Zach Ross -
That�s right we have two big main events.

Anarky -
That�s right and we get see the new talent the Jimmy Stryker has brought in.

Zach Ross -
We get to see Cody Carson and Czecher fight in a ladder match.

Anarky -
Legend and the new comer Suave Jones fight for the stipulation to the world title match at Avengement.

All of a sudden Step Up by Drowning Pool hits and all the attention is to the stage. A man in a pair of tare away pants and a black T-shirt walks out onto the stage.

Jimmy Stryker -
Yo, this is Jimmy Stryker. Mr. Price is sick tonight so I have control. I have everything and everyone of you in my hand. I am the FUCKING MASTER! You bet your ass you will be seeing me throughout the show.

He walks to the back as everyone looks shocked.

The scene cuts to the parking lot where Seth and Jalie are seen getting out of their lovely beat-up El Camino. They reach in the back to grab their gear bags, fling them over their shoulders and head for the arena entrance. Carson comes walking into the scene.

Cody Carson -
Hey. You guys ready for tonight?

Seth Thomas -
Of course.

Jalie Thomas -
You got the shit we need for later tonight, right?

Cody Carson -
Uh huh. You should�ve seen the guys face when I asked for fifty gallons of Tabasco sauce.

The three snicker as they disappear into the building.

Da Voice -
Here is you winner Dylan Dunn.

Step up hits and Jimmy Stryker walks out onto the stage.

Jimmy Stryker -
Eric� YOUR NOW YOUR FIRED!!!!!

Jimmy walks to the back.

Anarky -
This is going to be great!

The door flings open and we see Phoenix in the doorway. Before he realizes anything, he trips on the wire and goes face first into the pool of Tabasco sauce. He rolls around in it holding his face.

Dirk Phoenix -
MY EYES! MY EYES!

The trio walks up, laughing.

Seth Thomas -
Tool...

He casually kicks Dirk in the head and walk off. The camera shows Dirk desperately trying to get up. Scene fades

Zach Ross -
Ah, the beauty of silicone.

Anarky -
Right you are, Zach. For once.

The crowd is shown anxiously waiting to see who will appear next. Goodies by Ciara feat. Petey Pablow hits the P.A as pyro's burst on stage. Jasmine walks onto stage as she glances around at the fans. The fans wildly cheer as she walks down the ramp and up the steps. She steps into the ring and taunts the crowd, catching a glare from Trina. The arena goes dark as the intro to Stillborn by Black Label Society hits the speakers. Jalie Thomas steps out onto the ramp to mixed reactions from the crowd. She smirks, raising a finger to those in attendance before running down the ramp and sliding into the ring.

Zach Ross -
Now this should be interesting.

Anarky -
...Pervert.

The bell is rung as Trina and Lee both charge Jalie, sending her crashing to the mat. Trina jumps on top of her and clutches her hair, slamming Thomas� head into the mat repeatedly. Suddenly Jalie grabs her and bites into the womans forearm, immediately drawing blood. Trina stumbles backward, clutching her arm. Jasmine siezes the opportunity and drops down on Trina for a cover. [1..] Trina shoves Jasmine off and gets to her feet. The cameras switch to Jalie, who�s now occupied herself with licking the blood from her fingers. Meanwhile, Jasmine has Trina in a modified sleeper. Trina begins to look drowsy. Jalie moves in and nails Jasmine with a steel toed boot to the temple. Jasmine drops backward, cupping her head and staring blankly. Jalie pulls Trina up to her feet and plants a boot in her stomach.

Zach Ross -
There goes her lunch.

Anarky -
Oh please. With that figure she probably threw up before she came out here.

Jalie places a hand under Trina�s chin and pulls to the left, rendering her unconscious. Jasmine is now up. She grabs Jalie by the hair and yanks her backward, bouncing her head off the mat for what is probably the fifth time this week.

Anarky -
Maybe she should consider shaving her head.

Jasmine rushes over to Trina, lifting her up to nail the Vertebreaker. Jasmine goes for the cover. [1..2..!] Jalie interrupts the count, looking aggravated.

Zach Ross -
Maybe she�s not aware this match is elimination...

Jasmine gets to her feet as Jalie stares her down. Jalie points to Trina, lying in a crumpled heap on the mat.

Jalie Thomas -
She�s mine!

Jasmine leans back against the ropes before lunging at her. Jalie side steps and Jasmine�s boot gets tangled in Trina�s legs as she goes face-first to the mat. Jalie walks up and kicks Jasmine in the ribs before pulling her up to her feet and nailing a DDT. Jasmine�s head connects with Trina�s heel, and she appears to be out cold. Jalie slides out of the ring, lifting up the apron and pulling out a ladder. She slides it into the ring and sets it up, before going after Trina and throwing her over her shoulder. She slowly makes her way up the ladder and pauses on the step third from the top. She turns around, positioning Trina for a piledriver.

Anarky -
No fucking w-

Before he can finish, Jalie flies off the ladder. Trina�s head connects with the mat with a sickening thud as Jalie drops to the ground beside her. The crowd erupts into a �Holy Shit� chant as Ross and Anarky seem speechless. Jasmine is now stirring, and begins crawling toward the downed Trina. She throws her arm over her for the pin. [1..2..3!]

Zach Ross -
Trina is eliminated... But I think we should focus on getting some help out here for her.

Jasmine, ever the opportunist, moves over to Jalie and throws her arm over her as well. [1..2..!] Jalie gets a shoulder up, but just barely. Jasmine makes her way to her feet, using the ropes to pull herself upward. She grabs Jalie by the hair and lifts her up, setting her up for the Vertebreaker. As she hooks Jalie�s arms, Jalie reverses, lifting her upward and nailing the move on Jasmine instead. Jalie slides out of the ring once more, throwing the apron upwards and rummaging beneath the ring.

Zach Ross -
Oh jesus, what now?!

Jalie raises her right hand in the air, revealing a crowbar. The crowd, being the perverted little bastards that they are, begins to cheer. Jalie climbs back into the ring and leans against the turnbuckle, waiting for Jasmine to get to her feet. Jasmine is up, and turns around just in time to duck as Jalie flings the crowbar at her head. Jalie looks surprised as Jasmine picks the weapon up, hurdling it back at her. It catches Jalie straight in the forehead, knocking her backward into the turnbuckle. Jasmine runs forward and nails a snapmare before climbing the turnbuckle and signaling for a Shooting Star Press. She flies off, but Jalie rolls out of the way just in time. As Jasmine lands, her right knee connects with the crowbar lying on the mat. Jalie crawls toward the ropes and picks herself up, grabbing the crowbar. Suddenly she comes down with it, swinging it full force into Jasmine�s injured knee. A sadistic smile crosses her features as she swings it once more, this time directly at Jasmine�s face. She drops the crowbar and lays over Jasmine�s limp body, counting along with the referee. [1..2..3!!]

Da Voice -
And here is your winner.... Jalie Thomas!

Jimmy Stryker -
Jalie, Jalie, Jalie� Calm down. You don�t need to stop beating that bitch. I mean hell, continue.

Jalie looks shocked as Jimmy head toward the ring. He gets to the bottom on the ramp and rolls in.

Jimmy Stryker -
I mean Jalie come on. You can beat her all you want. This blonde bimbo deservers it. Get down and start beating her.

Jalie smirks and gets down. She starts pounding on Trinas head, every shot sending more pain.

Jimmy Stryker -
Okay, Stop. Now, you see that little bar that won you the match. Beat her with it.

Jalie smile evilly. As she walks over and grabs the bar, slamming it across Trina�s stomach. She continues the beating as Jimmy Goes outside and gets a table. He slides it and gets in, setting it up by the corner. HE walks over and gets Jalie to stop. He grabs Trina by the hair and slides her on the table. Jimmy then goes to the top rope and helps Jalie up onto his 6�6� frame. He then stands on the top turnbuckle and Jalie spring off, nailing Half of the Muerte Roja {Corkscrew Plancha}. Jimmy gets down and pulls the mic out of his pocket.

Jimmy Stryker -
You see Jaile, you can�t get charged now, but if you touch her after this you can�. TRINA YOUR FIRRRED!!!!!

Action fades to commercial as Jimmy gets out of the ring.

Zach Ross -
Well, Dunn just came out here to watch.

Anarky -
Or to fuck with Seth�s head.

Zach Ross -
Speaking of Seth� Here he comes.

Anarky -
Where�s Da Voice?

Zach Ross -
Coffee break.

"Bled For Days" begins to play as blue and red strobe light go off throughout the arena. Seth Thomas walks out onto the stage, Jalie by his side. They make their way down the ramp, glaring at the crowd as they pass. They slide in under the bottom rope, Seth heading for the near turnbuckle as Jalie walks around the ring yelling and flipping off the crowd. Seth stands on the middle turnbuckle, looks around and laughs to himself, then steps down. He leans against the turnbuckle as the lights stop flashing and the music fades. Seth stares at Royal who returns the glare. Seth then looks at Dunn who has a smirk on his face. Seth looks out at Jalie and says something. Jalie nods her head and Seth walks out of the corner. Royal circle him but Seth turns his back to Royal and give Dunn the finger. Royal goes to rush him but Seth whips his head around stopping Royal in his tracks.

Anarky -
Royal Almost shit himself.

Seth and Royal square off. Royal tries to grab Seth�s leg but misses. Seth then makes the motion for Royal to come on. Royal and Seth tie up, Seth quickly locks on a head lock and spins out of it into a hammer lock. Hooking royal around the throat and nailing an unorthodox German suplex. Royal grabs his neck and Seth gets up cock as hell. As he walks over to Royal. Royal grabs his leg and trips him up, going to an ankle lock. Seth rolls onto his stomach in the Ankle lock. He quickly rolls through and boots royal in the face as he locks his legs around Royal�s neck and tries to strangle him. Lifting the top leg a bit just to get royal think he and a hope then driving the knee into his Adams apple. The ref breaks the holds and Seth gets up. Royal rolls to his hands and knees, breathing hard to get some air. The ever opportunist Seth boots him in the face. Royal falls back and Seth grabs his Royal�s feet and flips the crowd off and he locks on a sharpshooter.

Zach Ross -
Well folks. Seth Thomas if for real.

Royal forces himself to the ropes where Jalie Thomas is standing. The ref tells Seth to let Go but he won�t. the ref finally pulls Seth off. Seth gets in the refs face and Royal Lays across the bottom rope. Jalie pulls a pair of brass knuckles from her pocket and goes to punch Royal. Royal sees it and quickly pushes himself off the bottom rope. Jalie looks angry that she missed and Royal is standing up, smiling. He staggers back a bit as the fans start a �SETH SUCKS� chant. Royal turns around into the waiting arms of Seth Thomas. Seth Goes for a huge Belly to Belly but royal some how lands on hi feet, and runs into the ropes, coming up behind Seth fast and leapfrogging over him, landing on the middle ropes, corkscrewing mid air and landing on Seth�s back, flipping trough into a Powerbomb. Royal rolls Seth onto his stomach and stands un in a Boston crab.

Anarky -
What the fuck was that?

Seth still shocked about what just happen lays in pain. He push�s himself up and starts towards the ropes. He collapses in the center of the ring as the ref gets down to check on him. Seth shakes his head no and pushes himself up again. He the lunges, grabbing the middle rope. Royal pulls but Seth garbs the rope with both hands and Royal has to break the hold. Seth then leans on the top rope, Dunn stands up as the ref is pushing royal away from Seth. Dunn the slams the chair into Seth head, sending him rolling into the middle of the ring. Jalie runs after Dunn, but the ref stops her as Royal runs over and grabs Seth again. He tries to turn him, but Seth shifts his body weight each time and then uses his legs to spin Royal off. Seth then starts to get up, Royal as well. Jalie starts hitting the match for Seth and the �ROYAL� chant goes up. Both men make it to there feet at the same time. Seth goes for a kick on Royal. Royal catches his foot. Seth jumps up going for an enziguri Royal ducks and Seth lands on his foot. He twists fast, almost braking the Ankle Royal has. Jumping and nailing the surprised royal with an enziguri. Seth drops down holding his Ankle and Royal drops like a rock beside him. Seth hobble to his feet and hops around. Royal starts to get up he shakes his head and staggers up. Seth goes for a super kick, but Royal grabs his foot yet again. Seth bends his knee and pushes out hard, sending Royal back a bit. Seth then jumps backward catching royal in a bulldog position, rolling through and locking Royals legs around one on his, sitting up and hooking Royal around the throat and pulling back, bending Royal in half like Legend and Royal did to Seth on violence.

Zach Ross -
Shit.

Anarky -
Pay backs a bitch eh?

After several second Seth drops the hold and Royal lays motionless. Dunn jumps onto the apron and starts bitch at Seth. Seth turns and grabs him by the hair, pulling him into the ring as the fans cheer for someone finally shutting him up. Dylan gets up and throws a punch at Seth. Seth quickly reverse it into the cripplers cross face.

Zach Ross -
Shades of Chris Benoit here.

Seth holds the hold on. Royal slowly gets up and sees Seth is distracted. Royal waits, catching his breath. He then runs, jumping and nailing a double axe handle on Seth�s back, breaking the hold on Dunn. Dunn rolls out of the ring and Jalie is right there, She boots him in the nuts and send him to the ground holding his groin. Royal pulls Seth up and whips him into the ropes. As Seth comes back, royal leap frogs him. Seth bounces off the ropes again, Royal then nails a huge sidekick, almost taking Seth�s head off. Seth Lays there, eyes wide and mouth bleeding. Royal walks over and pulls Seth up, kicking him in the stomach and nailing a one handed face crusher. Seth flips over and Royal runs at the ropes, Seth flips up to his feet as Royal spring off the middle rope and goes for Kingdom Klash {lionsaut}. Seth grabs him in the middle of the moonsault and lands a reverse suplex. Popping his hips and landing another reverse suplex, standing again and landing another one to complete Three Fold.

Anarky -
A reverse Three fold. Cool.

Seth gets up, out of breath. He then collapse, completely out of it. The fans cheer Royal on and some of the fans the like Seth start chanting his name� but nothing really. Dunn has started to lose it on the outside. He is really pissed off. Dunn walks over and grabs Jalie by the hair who, didn�t even see him. He grabs he around the neck and nails a rolling DDT. All of a sudden the crowd erupts as Cody Carson comes running down the ramp. Dunn jumps the rails and steel and Carson is right on his ass, All of a sudden Legend comes running down, sliding under the bottom rope. Seth stagger to his feet and Legend goes for a power bomb. Jalie Thomas is up and she slides in and Legend holds Seth in the air. Legend starts to spin and Jalie runs, spearing him and sending Seth other the top rope as the ref calls for the bell.

Da Voice -
This match has been thrown out do to disqualification to both competitors.

Zach Ross -
That sucks.

Anarky -
The voice is back� YEAH.

Zach Ross -
Damn. Legend really wants this.

Legend gets up favoring his ribs. Jones Slowly makes it to his feet and Legend drops him with a dropkick. Jones gets up and gets another dropkick. Legend not wasting any time, grabs Jones and locks on a figure four. Jones screams and slowly tries to roll over. Legend fights to keep him on his back. Jones quickly shifts his weight and turns legend. Legend is shocked by the move and reaches for the ropes. He can�t get them. He then shifts his weight and locks the figure four back on, sending Jones down on his back�1...2...No� Jones its up. He grabs legend by the head, punching him until the hold is finally let go.

Anarky -
That was smart.

Legend starts to get up. He is to his feet before Jones. Legend runs at him, Jones falls, pulling the top rope down and sending Legend up and over . The ref looks to the outside as Jones gets to the top rope. The ref turns and looks at the time keeper who motions for him to come over. Jones jumps off going for a swanton bomb. Legend pulls a chair from under the ring and cracks Jones with is, sliding it under the ring. The ref starts to count..1... Legend starts to get up slowly. 2... Legend rolls into the ring and stands up. Legend Grabs the top rope and corkscrews over it and landing a corkscrew splash. Legend rolls to his feet and pulls Jones up, whipping him into the steel steps. He then runs and drop kicks him in the face, busting Jones open. Legend positions Jones across the steps. He then goes onto the apron and moonsaults off landing on nothing but steps. The impact sends him back into the rails. Jones slowly gets up as legend holds his chest. Jones runs and goes for a boot to the face. Legend moves and Jones catches the steel railing with his groin. The men in the crowd OWWW!!! Legend jumps onto the railings behind Jones and kicks him in the back of the head, causing him to smash his face off the railing. Jones falls onto the very thin mats as Legend gets into the rails again, balancing. And consulting off landing feet first into Jones back. Jones screams in pain and legend pulls him up and rolls him into the ring.

Zach ross -
This match is better then I thought

Legend gets into the ring and locks on the Eminence {Sharpshooter}. Jones starts to push himself towards the ropes. After several second he pushes himself to the far ropes and grabs them. The ref tries to break legend off but he won�t. Legend the pulls Jones away. Jones them lunges and grabs the ropes again. Legend again pulls him away from the ropes. This time to the middle of the ring. Jones tries to push himself to the ropes but he can�t. He refuses to tap. After several more seconds Jones looks out cold. The ref lifts his hand and drops it for one� he does the same, dropping it for 2... He lifts it again and drops it for three. The ref calls for the bell but Legend won�t let the hold go.

Da Voice -
Here is you winner �. JOHNNY LEGEND!!!

Legend holds the hold on for several more second before letting it go and getting out of the ring, holding his ribs and walking to the back.

Anarky: Of course it is. Carson is going to kick Czecher�s ass all the way back to the Czech Republic.

Da Voice: Introducing the challenger... From Trebic, Czech Republic... Weighing in at two hundred seventy-nine pounds... Czecher!

Hollywood by Nickleback hits. A very excited Czecher appears on the ramp. He jumps once or twice and waves to the fans. He runs down the runway shaking hands with the fans on the way down. He gets to the ring and slides in as Pyro goes off around the ring posts.

Da Voice: And making his way to the ring... From Vancouver, Canada... Weighing two hundred and one pounds... He is the EWO International Champion... �The Sensation� Cody Carson!

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeahhhhhh!!!!! is said over the speakers and Sucked In by Jerk blares throughout the packed arena as the crowd rises to its feet to give a loud, boisterous ovation to �The Sensation� Cody Carson! Cody explodes out from the curtain hopping his way down the aisle slapping hands with a few fans, he stops and raises his hands then smiles flexing. Cody drops to a knee and flex's again Carson looks up and fire works explodes above him. He tags some more fans hand and then sliding under the bottom rope into the ring. He raises his hands in the air while standing on the second turnbuckle, getting the crowd to pop for him. He hops down and goes over to the other corner doing the same.

Anarky: Czecher is going down! Don�t you agree, Zach?

Zach Ross: Well, I�m not really to fond of either...

Anarky: BEIGE ALERT!

The men lock up in the middle of the ring. Czecher, obviously bigger than Carson, powers him into the corner. The ref squeezes in between them to break it up. Czecher reaches out and slaps Carson across the face. Czecher slowly backs out holding his arms out to the side. Carson steps out and they go to lock up again, but this time Carson kicks Czecher square in the nuts.

Zach Ross: The beauty of no disqualification...

Czecher drops to the ground holding his package as Carson steps back with his arms out to the side. He heads outside the ring and grabs a chair from the timekeeper. Cody slides back under the ropes as Czecher makes it to his hands and knees. Carson raises the chair above his head, but Czecher shoots forward and catches Cody with a forearm to the groin. He, too, drops to the mat.

Anarky: God damn...

Czecher slowly gets to his feet and grabs the chair. He stumbles over to the corner and wedges the chair between the top two turnbuckles. He turns around halfway and gets blind-sided by Carson. Carson goes to whip him into the other turnbuckle but Czecher reverses it, bringing him back towards him and drop toe holds Carson face first into the chair.

Anarky: Someone better give his dentist a call.

Carson holds his face as Czecher raises him to his feet. Carson�s hands drop from his face and we see blood coming from his mouth.

Zach Ross: Cody could�ve lost some teeth there...

Czecher hooks Carson and hip tosses him into the middle of the ring. He exits the ring and grabs the ladder. He slides the ladder under the bottom rope then jumps up onto the apron, but out of nowhere Carson dropkicks him in the leg. Czecher drops down and catches his face on the apron. Cody gets up and stands in the middle of the ring. Czecher slowly gets up, and when his head pops over the apron Carson runs and dropkicks the ladder under the ropes, catching Czecher in the face.

Zach Ross: We�re not going to recognize these two after this match...

Carson slides out of the ring and looks under the apron. He pulls out a table and the crowd begins a steady chant of..

Carson sets it up parallel to the ring, then turns around and is met with a clothesline. Czecher picks Carson up and whips him into the barricade. He picks him up and drops his throat across the steel. He stomps him a few times before going under the apron himself. When he emerges, there is a shovel in his hand. He turns around and swings at Carson. Carson barely moves out of the way as the shovel clangs against the steel. Carson rolls onto his back as Czecher stalks him. He raises the shovel and goes to bring it down on Carson, but he raises his foot and kicks it back into the face of Czecher.

Anarky: Holy shit! He knocked him out there...

Cody gets to his feet and guides Czecher up on to the table. He slides into the ring, stands and grabs hold of the top rope. He flings himself over and nails Lights Out, sending both men though the table. The crowd begins to chant...

Zach Ross Both men could be broken in half!

Both men lay motionless for a few moments. Caron slowly begins to stir. He crawls under the apron and pulls out another table.

Zach Ross: He just can�t get enough, can he?

Cody slides the ladder in the ring, followed by the table then gets in himself. He sets the table up by the ropes then slides back out to get Czecher. He lifts him up and rolls him into the ring, following right behind. Carson sets Czecher up on the table and climbs up with him. He attempts a piledriver, but Czecher reverses, sending Carson up and over him all the way to the floor outside.

Zach Ross: Carson looks like he�s out of it!

Anarky: He�s never out of it!

Czecher drops down and rolls off the table. He gets the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He begins to climb the ladder, one slow step at a time. Nearing the top, Carson gets up on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. He leaps off, grabbing the neck of Czecher and dragging him off the ladder with a huge neckbreaker.

Anarky: That is the coolest thing I have ever seen...

Carson is the first man to his feet. He begins to scale the ladder as Czecher pulls himself up. Czecher begins to climb the other side of the ladder. Before he can get too high, Carson begins to land a few right hands. Czecher finally blocks one, steps up, grabs Carson by the back of the neck and smashes his face on the ladder. This gives Czecher enough time to step up to the rung third from the top. He grabs Carson and drags him over so he�s on top of his shoulders. He takes a second to look down then falls back, dropping Carson with the Silencer through the table below. The crowd goes into a frenzy.

Zach Ross: How the hell are they going to get up after that!

Anarky: I don�t know, but that is the now the coolest thing I have ever seen...

Both men lay in a crumpled heap as the fans still cheer. There�s no movement for a good thirty, firty-five seconds. Finally, Czecher starts to crawl to the ladder.

Zach Ross: This could be it for Carson...

Anarky: Nonsense, poopypants!

Czecher begins to climb the ladder and Carson begins to show signs of life. Cody crawls over to the ladder and uses it help pull himself up as Czecher nears the top once more. Cody begins to climb the ladder under Czecher.

Zach Ross: What the hell is he doing?

Cody hits Czecher in the lower back a few times then climbs up right behind him. He wraps his hands under Czecher�s chin and drops back, nailing a Darkside from the ladder.

Anarky: This just keeps getting better and better!

Once again, both men lay motionless. The crowd cheers for the show that has been put on so far. Cody peels himself from the mat, Czecher slowly doing the same.

Zach Ross: How are they still getting up?

Carson staggers over to the ropes to keep himself up. Once to his feet, Czecher charges at Carson. He goes for a Big Boot, but Carson ducks out of the way. With Czecher hung up on the rope, Carson quickly grabs the chair and smashes his spine with it sending him out to the floor.

Anarky: This is it!

Carson makes his way over to the ladder. He climbs sluggishly, eventually making it high enough to reach the belt. Suddenly Czecher slides into the ring and in a last attempt, he dives for the ladder. This knocks Carson off balance and he falls forward, sending his head though the hoop. The ladder falls over and Carson dangles from it.

Zach Ross: I don�t believe this...

Cody kicks his feet, frantically trying to get free. Czecher just stands there looking up, not knowing what to do.

Zach Ross: We may have to get someone to help him got loose...

With enough movement, Carson finally gets his head free and falls to the mat, bringing the belt with him...

Anarky: Now THAT was the coolest thing I�ve ever seen!

Czecher gets pissed off and storms out of the ring.

Da Voice: Here is your winner... And still EWO International Champion... Cody Carson!

Zach Ross: Doesn't this look familiar.

Seth pounces on Royal and Jalie grabs Lefty. Seth and Royal exchange punches, Seth getting the upper hand. Royal falls and Seth starts booting the hell out of him. Lefty knocks Jalie down and gets a boot to the nuts with steel toe combats. Lefty drops to his hands and knees and Jalie boots him in the face. Dunn pulls Carson up and goes for a punch, but Carson blocks then the two start exchanging blows. Legend is on the outside he grabs a chair and slides it under the bottom rope. He grabs another and gets in. Drake Vandenheart jumps the barricade to even the odds. He grabs Legend's foot before he can hit Seth with the chair and pulls him to the outside.

Zach Ross: What the fuck?

Anarky: Who the fuck?

Drake takes Legend down onto the announce table and slams a chair onto his face. Drake then looks under the ring and pulls out a 20-foot ladder. He sets it up and signals for the Rating Booster. He scales the ladder and springs off landing The Rating Booster through the announce table. He sits up on his knees and falls back, holding his midsection in a lot of pain. In the ring Cody Carson and Seth Thomas have taken out Scott Royal. Lefty picks up the chair and slams it over Jalie's head, busting her wide open and sending her to the outside. Seth runs and goes for a spear but Lefty slams the chair into his head and knocks him senseless, and busting his forehead open for the second week. As Lefty turns around Cody dropkicks the chair into his face. Lefty falls unconscious, already busted open from the beating with Jalie. Dunn is making his way up as is Carson. They grab different chairs and can sense the other is getting up. They both turn around at the same time and crack each other with their respective chairs. Blood pours from Dunn as it does from Carson.

Zach Ross: Holy Shit!!!

Anarky: No one got the upper hand tonight.

The cameras shows all the superstars down and out. A still frame of Carson and Dunn comes up onto a black screen and a �vs� sign comes up in between them as the copyright fades into the bottom right hand corner of the screen. Action fades off the air.