![]() Episode 5: Sunday September 12th, 2004 Live From the Lewis Crewes Stadium in Huntsville, Alabama
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A commercial from Spike TV ends. Nice o'clock rolls around and the EWO logo flashes across the screen. No Shelter by Rage Against The Machine plays as we see Dylan Dunn nail the High Roller on Victor Bollinger. Bill Dynamite powerbomb Paul Dream through the announce table. Scott Royal hitting the Kingdom Klash onto Damion Darkside on the stretcher board. And finally Johnny Legend falling off the ladder with the Primetime title. Pyro goes off in the Lewis Crewes Stadium. The Huntsville crowd is going insane as we see Anarky and Zach Ross at ringside.
Zach Ross - Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to EWO Violence. I am Zach Ross alongside Tim 'Anarky' Jones. And what a night Bound For Glory was! Anarky - Indeed, we saw all the title change hands! Zach Ross - Yes we did, but most importantly we saw Bill Dynamite crowned as the first EWO World Champion! Anarky - Yeah, a crucial mistake from Dunn cost him the match. Zach Ross - Too true. And Erin Jacobs called it right down the middle. Anarky - I wasn't expecting him to, but he did. It was bloody battle but in the end Bill Dynamite came out on top. Zach Ross - Bill Dynamite, our first EWO World Champion, but he defends the title tonight in the rematch against Dylan Dunn, Last Man Standing! Violence cuts to a commerical. |
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[Fatal Four Way Match] Le Vampire Lestat vs. Alexander McGraph vs. Rex Jargon vs. Evan Marly |
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As we come back from commercial you see that three out of the four men are already in thing ring.
Da Voice - And their opponent, from Calgary, Alberta Canada�Le Vampire Lestat!!!!! The whole arena turns to darkness and flames lash out on the entrance ramp, Soul On Fire by HIM hits. The darkness stays though for only a brief period as red mist is seen all around. Then with a evil, twisted look out comes Le Vampire Lestat, walking with a demonic swagger about him to the ring. He gets in as the other three climb out. Zach Ross - Business is about to pick up. Anarky - Shut up you J.R. want-a-be.
The other three get into the ring and start to stretch a bit. The bell sounds and Marly, Lestat and Jorgan all charge the big man McGraph. The all through punches at him, driving him into the corner. McGraph starts to bend down and looks to be in pain. Call of a sudden he shoots straight up and grabs Marly by the head, nailing him with a right hand. He does the same to Jorgan and Lestat. The then screams and starts stomping around. Marly gets up and rushes him, taking him over the top rope and the two crash hard to the floor where Marly pounds on McGraph�s face with right�s and lefts. Meanwhile in the ring, Jorgan and Lestat have both made it to their feet. Lestat and Jorgan lock up. Jorgan forces Lestat to a knee, then Lestat does the same to him. Jorgan tries it again, but gets a hard knee to the midsection. Lestat then takes advantage and flips Jorgan onto his shoulder. Jorgan kicks his feet and gets off the shoulder, dropkicking Lestat in the back of the knee. Zach Ross - This match has turned to anarchy Anarky - Don�t use my name bitch. Marly pulls McGraph up and whips him into the guard rail. Marly runs at him but gets back body dropped into the crowd. McGraph jumps the rail and starts pounding on Marly�s head. The ref has seemingly lost control. Lestat and Jorgan are both back to the vertical base. Lestat kicks Jorgan in the gut and hooks him around the head, dropping him for a DDT. He gets up, still holding Jorgan�s head, and hooks his arm around his neck, dropping him with a snap suplex. He stands up one more time with Jorgan�s head still in his arm and the arm draped lifelessly over his neck and lifts him up on more time, slamming him down with one hell of a jackhammer. He covers�1...2...No, shoulder up. McGraph is still beating the hell out of Marly. He finally stops, his hand covered in Marly�s blood. He boots the man a couple more times and then pulls him up. He grabs a near by chair and slams it over his head. The ref is to busy with the fight in the ring to worry about the two outside. Marly falls and McGraph opens the chair, placing it over Marly�s neck. He then jumps onto the rail and leaps off nailing a guillotine leg drop onto the chair. Marly squirms around and starts shaking. Blood comes from his mouth and McGraph smiles at his work. He stomp the chair one more time and hops the barricade and heads back to the ring. Lestat has Jorgan down on the ground in a corner with his foot on his face. Jorgan lets the hold go and turns around right into a right hand by McGraph. The shot knocks him back onto the ropes. McGraph grabs Lestat�s hand and whips him across the ring. He goes for a boot to the face but Lestat slides under the boot and jumps up quickly spinging off the ropes and catching McGraph with a Springboard Dark gift {Reverse DDT}. He covers McGraph, but before the ref can even count a one Rex Jorgan jumps off the top rope and does for a big elbow drop. McGraph moves out of the way and Jorgan checks McGraph in the throat with the elbow. He stands up holding his elbow and walks right into the Blood Soaked Dream. Zach Ross - The Blood Soaked� Anarky - Tampon!!! Zach Ross - Sick. Anarky - Shut up. Lestat pins�1.�2...McGraph breaks it up. Lestat gets up and him and McGraph exchange blows. McGraph gets the upper hand and drive Lestat into the corner, setting him up onto the top rope, he climbs up and hooks him in a superplex. As he lifts Lestat up, Jorgan falls onto the top rope and sends Lestat back onto the turnbuckle and McGraph onto the top rope, groin first. Jorgan runs and super kicks McGraph in the face, tying up his ankle and hanging him up sided down, looking into the ring. Jorgan climbs onto the top rope and gets a punch to the face. Lestat then stands up and pulls Jorgan up, turning him upside down and dropping him with a tombstone piledriver off the top rope. Jorgan looks like he it broken in half. Anarky - Shit. McGraph fights and fights to reach the two as Lestat covers. 1...McGraph is inches away from the count. 2.� McGraph shifts his body and does a sit up, undoing his leg. McGraph falls on the count but the ref has already counted the 3. McGraph pounds the mat in frustration. Da Voice - Here is your winner and New #1 contender for the Prime time Championship�. Le Vampire Lestat!!!!! McGraph snaps. He tackles Lestat to the mat, pounding on his head. He pulls the new number one contender up and kicks him in the stomach quickly lifting him and dropping him with Clouds Collapse {Spinebuster Pin.}. He stands up and Jorgan staggers to his feet, turning around he gets a Clouds Collapse as well. McGraph stands up and roars as he stands over the lifeless body�s of Rex Jorgan and Le Vampire Lestat. Zach Ross - Well Alexander McGraph has made his mark on the EWO. Anarky - I think he should be the winner. Zach Ross - As do most people after what happened here. But the fact is Lestat is the Prime Time number one contended. Anarky - Yeah but this isn�t the last we will see of Alex McGraph. Zach Ross - I will bet on that. Anarky - You can�t bet�Because you don�t have the balls to lose a bet. |
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Legend, No Show? |
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The EpicTron shows Johnny Legend backstage.
Johnny Legend - Ladies and gentlemen of the EWO audience. I have decided that I don't want to fight for the EWO Primetime Championship anylonger. I am vacating the title and letting the new champion be decided in the now, one on one match between Damian Johnson and Lawrence Jarvis. |
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[Single Match] Lawrence Jarvis vs. Damian Johnson |
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Da Voice - The following contest, is sheduled for one fall....and it is for the EWO Primetime Championship....introducing first from Cambridge, England......'The Franchise' Lawrence Jarvis!
You Can Do It by Ice Cube blasts out over the PA System and the fans explode, they all rise to their feet and start cheering as "The Franchise" Lawrence Jarvis steps out from behind the curtain, he stands on the stage and poses for the fans, the lights dim down and a big spot light follows him all the way down the isle Da Voice - And his opponent...from Harlem, New York....one half of the Tag Team Champions, representing 3X, the 'Harlem Shaka', Damian Johnson! Lean Back by Terror Squad begins and the lights go out. As soon as Fat Joe says "Yeah", a huge orange pyro hits the arena and the crowd goes nuts. Damian Johnson is at the entrance throwing his hands in the air. He makes his way down to the ring. He climbs up the steps, up onto the turnbuckle, and throws both arms in the air to a roaring crowd. He jumps into the ring and gets himself ready to wrestle.
The two men meet in the center of the ring. They lock up and Jarvis hits Johnson with a quick knee to the gut. He irish whips him and follows it up with a big back body drop. Jarvis quickly turns around to pin [1..!] Johnson kicks out quickly after one. Both men get up and Jarvis tries for a clothesline but Johnson evades it. He bounces off the ropes and hits Jarvis with a big time neckbreaker. Johnson quickly covers. [1..!] Jarvis also kicks out quickly after one. Zach Ross - Both men trying to end this match early, but why do you suppose Legend dropped the championship Anarky? Anarky - I think Legend believes he can do more, I think he wants his shot at the EWO World title. Zach Ross - Could be. Jarvis swings at Johnson but misses. Johnson locks his arms around Jarvis' waste and he goes for a german suplex. But as he lifts Jarvis, he gets rolled up. [1..2!] Johnson kicks out. Jarvis nips up and the two men stand face to face. Johnson hits a quick right hand to Jarvis and then follows it up with rights and lefts before going to irish whip him. But Jarvis reverses it and sends Johnson into the ropes. He comes back and Jarvis goes for another backbody drop. Johnson stops and clubs Jarvis in the back. Jarvis falls to the mat and Johnson picks him up. He quickly hits Johnson with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Zach Ross - Johnson hitting that trademark overhead suplex. Anarky - The last time Johnson and Jarvis met, Jarvis came out on top. That loss must be running through the head of Damian Johnson right now. Zach Ross - That must be whats fueling him to win. Anarky - Yeah that, or maybe the Primetime Championship. Johnson has Jarvis in the corner and he is hitting him with lefts and rights until Jarvis fights out. He throws Johnson in the corner then follows it up with a big time clothesline. Johnson stumbles out of the corner and Jarvis kicks him in the gut. He then grabs him in a headlock and picks him up in a suplex. He stalls him in the air for a few seconds before planting Johnson headfirst into the mat. Jarvis quickly goes over into the cover. [1..2.!] Johnson kicks out. Jarvis picks Johnson up and he hits him with a snap suplex. Johnson then climbs to the top rope. He calls to the crowd before flying off looking for a body splash but Johnson rolls out of the way and Jarvis eats canvis. Johnson rolls Jarvis over and pins. [1..2.!] Jarvis holds his stomach in pain. Anarky - That high risk move almost cost Jarvis the match. Zach Ross - But if it had connected, who knows, it may have won him the match. Both men are up and the start exchanging rights and lefts before Jarvis backs up and spears Johnson through the second and third ropes to the outside. Both men are out of the ring and the referee starts the count. [1] Jarvis gets up and stomps away at Johnson. [2] Jarvis lifts him up and smacks Johnsons head off the guard rail. [3]Johnson stumbles back and Jarvis lifts him up, dropping him sternum first onto the announce table.[4] Jarvis picks him up and irish whips him into the ringpost.[5] Johnson is down and Jarvis is stomping away on him. [6] Jarvis lifts Johnson back up and he rolls him in the ring. [7] Jarvis then gets in the ring himself. Johnson stands up, dazed and he walks right into a big time impact spinebuster from Jarvis. Johnson gets driven hard into the mat. Jarvis covers. [1..2..!] Johnson just kicks out. Anarky - Jarvis took his time outside the ring, doing as much damage to Johnson as possibal. Zach Ross - Yeah and now he may have Johnson right where he wants him. Jarvis straddles Johnson and starts punching him ring in the head. He hits him seven or eight times before getting off him. Johnson gets up and Jarvis kicks him in the gut. Jarvis then hits Johnson with a big time piledriver. Johnsons head just gets driven into the mat. Jarvis quickly covers. [1..2..!] Jarvis looks frusterated as he gets up. He holds onto the top rope and starts stomping away at Johnson. He then picks him up and tosses him into the corner. He puts Johnson on the top rope and then he signals to the crowd, they boo him. Jarvis gets up on the top rope with Johnson. He grabs him and looks for a superplex but Johnson blocks it. He shoves Jarvis off. Jarvis hits the mat hard and lands on his back. Johnson stands on the top rope. He looks around into the crowd. They cheer. He signals to them and then he flies off the top rope. The flashs in the audience go off and Johnson nails Jarvis with a swanton bomb. It connects perfectly. Johnson takes a few moments to recover before pinning. [1..2..!] Zach Ross - I thought that Johnson had him there. Anarky - What a counter. I can see why he is the leader of 3X, and I can see why he may be the next Primetime Champion. Zach Ross - I thought you were a huge Lawrence Jarvis fan. Anarky - I am, shut up. Johnson slowly gets up. He grabs the leg of Jarvis and applies an ankle lock hold. Jarvis screams in pain as Johnson wrenches on his ankle. Jarvis reaches for the ropes but they are just too far away. Johnson just keeps twisting Jarvis' ankle. Jarvis rolls through the hold and Johnson flies over top of him. It takes both men a few moments to get up, but they do. Jarvis runs to strike Johnson but it gets reversed into an angle slam. Jarvis hits the mat pretty hard. Johnson quickly crawls over to pin. [1..2..!] Jarvis just kicks out. Johnson stomps on the head of Jarvis a few times before picking him up. He kicks Jarvis in the gut and hits him with a big time ddt. Jarvis goes down and Johnson looks to the turnbuckle. He stomps on Jarvis a few times before climbing to the top rope. He waits for Jarvis to get up. Johnson stands up and then leaps off. He nails Jarvis with a big missle dropkick. He gets Jarvis right in the chest. Jarvis falls to the mat and Johnson quickly crawls over to pin. [1..2..!] Jarvis gets his foot up on the rope. Johnson looks frusterated he tries to get Jarvis up but Jarvis low blows him, and the ref doesn't see it. Anarky - The Franchise saw the opportunity and he took it! Zach Ross - There we go, I thought you had quit supporting the Franchise for a minute. Anarky - Never, he's my idol. Jarvis hits Johnson with a quick powerslam and then stalks him. Johnson gets up and Jarvis goes for the Franchise Shot but Johnson catches his foot and forces him down into another ankle lock. Jarvis quickly rolls through and it tosses Johnson into the ropes. Jarvis grabs Johnson from behind and hits him with a big german suplex. Johnson is down and Jarvis uses the universal signal for the figure four leg lock. Jarvis grabs Johnson's legs and indeed puts him in the figure four leg lock. Johnson looks like is in intense pain as Jarvis wrenches back applying more pressure. Johnson uses his hands to push himself towards the ropes. It takes him a few moments but he eventually grabs the bottom rope. The referee makes Jarvis break the hold. Jarvis quickly gets up. He runs and kicks Johnson in the stomach before picking him up. Johnson grabs Jarvis as he stands up and he hits Jarvis with a big overhead belly to belly suplex. Johnson turns around and picks up Jarvis but Jarvis kicks him in the gut and he nails the Franchiser. This drives Johnsons head right into the mat. Jarvis slowly stands up. He looks around and then pins Johnson. [1..2..3!] Da Voice - Here is your winner, and NEW EWO Primetime Champion....'The Franchise' Lawrence Jarvis! |
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The Hespeler Family |
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The EpicTron shows backstage. Sarah Hespeler is walking when she is approached by Scott Royal.
Scott Royal - Hello Sarah. Sarah Hespeler - I can't talk right now Scott, I have to find Kodak. Scott Royal - Oh I just saw him, he is with the trainer so you really shouldn't disturb them. I heard about what happened with you and him. I personally hate people who cheat, it's a terribal thing to do, especially when you share a child with the person you are cheating on. Sarah Hespeler - Please I don't want to talk about it Scott. Scott Royal - Yes but you should talk about it, c'mon I'll buy you a coffee. Sarah Hespeler - Well, alright. The two walk off as the EpicTron shows the commentators at ringside. Zach Ross - Scott Royal really shouldn't get involved in what is going on between Czecher and his wife Sarah. Anarky - I don't like Royal, but I think he wants to help her. Zach Ross - Have you forgotten what Czecher did to Scott and Bound For Glory? Because I know he hasn't....anyways we have a tag team match up next. |
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Chainz & Rock And Roll God vs. Alec Flemming & Aaron Fellows |
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The scene fades to the ring, all four men are already in the ring.
Chainz and Aaron Fellows start off the match. They lock up and Aaron forces Chainz into the corner. Aaron breaks the tie up and boots Chainz in the gut. Aaron then hits Chainz with a quick left hand. Chainz stumbles out of the corner and Aaron boots him in the gut. He drills Chainz with a big snap powerbomb. Aaron then tags in Alec. Chainz slowly gets up and Alex uses a firemans carry takedown on him. Aaron is still in the ring. Aaron and Alec both pick Chainz up and then drop him with a double suplex. Alec covers. [1..2!] RARG gets in the ring and breaks up the pin. Alec gets up and grabs Chainz he irish whips him and then hits him with a big neckbreaker. Alec drops an elbow and then pins [1..2!] Chainz grabs the bottom rope and ther referee sees it to break up the pin. Chainz stands up and Alec hits him with a spingboard dropkick. It hits Chainz right in the chest. Alec gets up and tags in Aaron. Alec lifts Chainz up onto his shoulders. Aaron climbsto the top rope. He flies off catching Chainz with a cross body off of Alec's shoulders. Aaron amazingly lands in a pin. [1..2..!] RARG breaks up the pin again. Anarky - Wow, in their tag team debut Flemming and Fellows are impressive. Zach Ross - That was a great tag team manuvre. Alec gets runs over and knocks RARG off the apron. He then slides to the outside and throws him over the guard rail. In the ring Aaron picks up Chainz. He hits him with an modified piledriver and pins. [1..2..3!] Da Voice - Here are your winners....Alec Flemming and Aaron Fellows! |
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The First Defence |
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The EpicTron shows Lawrence Jarvis backstage with some ladies. He has the Primetime title over his shoulder.
Lawrence Jarvis - Yeah ladies, I am probably the most popular guy in the company. No joke. Girl #1 - Wow! Girl #2 - We saw you tonight, you were awesome! Just then AJ Epic walks up laughing at Jarvis. Lawrence Jarvis - Hey boss, how ya doin? AJ Epic - I'm alright Jarvis, and I can see you are doing really well, but I need to talk to you about business. Lawrence Jarvis - Okay shoot. AJ Epic - Well you are friends with Czecher and Dynamite. They both have matches tonight, with members of the Featured Attraction. Now I need you to not get involved....in either match. Lawrence Jarvis - But what if those arseholes from TFA get involved? AJ Epic - They won't, I already talked to them. So just don't get involved alright? Lawrence Jarvis - Okay boss...anything else? AJ Epic - Actually yeah, next week you are defending that newly won title of yours, against Alec Flemming, later champ. AJ walks away and Jarvis looks angry. |
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[Dumpster Match] Czecher � vs. Lefty Jones |
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Da Voice - The following contest is a Dumpster Match, for the EWO Gutz And Glory Championship! Introducing first from Trebic, Czech Republic...the EWO Gutz And Glory Champion.....Czecher!
Hollywood by Nickleback hits. A very excited Czecher appears on the ramp with the Gutz And Glory Championship around his waste. He jumps once or twice and waves to the fans. He runs down the runn way shaking hands with the fans on the way down. He get to the ring and slides in as pyro goes off around the ring posts. Da Voice - And his opponent, from the streets of Tampa, Florida.....Lefty 'The Hobo' Jones! I Am The Walrus by The Beatles hits. Lefty Jones comes to the ring pushing his shopping cart. He gets to the ring and parks his cart. He looks at the dumpster and then gets in the ring.
The Dumpster sits at ringside as the two men approach eachother. Lefty pokes Czecher in the eye and then irish whips him. Czecher bounces off the ropes and when he comes back, Lefty hits him with a kick to the midsection. Lefty then hits Czecher with a ddt. Lefty stands up with a big smile on his face. He rolls out of the ring and searches under it. He then spots his shopping cart and forgets about the ring. Czecher is up. Lefty pulls the cookie sheet out of his cart and goes to get in the ring. But Czecher baseball slides under the second rope, sending the cookie sheet back in Lefty's face. Lefty falls to the floor as Czecher exits the ring. He picks Lefty up and irish whips him hard into the ringsteps. Lefty gets up, stumbling around holding his knee. Czecher picks up the steel steps. He waits for Lefty to turn around, and when he does Czecher hits him hard right in the head with the steps. Zach Ross - Czecher just won the Gutz And Glory Championship last Sunday at Bound For Glory, and he is looking to retain it against a stablemate of the man he won it from, Scott Royal. Anarky - If Lefty Jones wants to be a good wrestler, why does he hang around with the likes of Scott Royal? Zach Ross - I think Scott Royal is an incredibal athlete and a great entertainer. Infact I think he was trying to entertain too much at Bound For Glory when he jumped off the EpicTron... Anarky - No, it was just a very stupid thing for him to do...and it cost him the title. Lefty is starting to get up and Czecher is ready for him. Czecher has Lefty's shopping cart and he has him all lined up. Lefty gets up and Czecher pushes the cart really hard in Lefty's direction but Lefty evades it and Czecher misses. Lefty tackles him and starts throwing random punches at the champion. Lefty stands up and starts visciously stomping on Czecher. Lefty stops after about fifteen stomps and walks over to his cart. He takes out a broom and walks over to Czecher. He starts poking Czecher in the stomach with it until the champion gets up. Lefty swings at him with the broom but Czecher ducks it. But Lefty is too quick, he cracks Czecher in the head with it. Czecher stumbles around until Lefty walks up and breaks the broom in half over Czechers back. The champion goes down and Lefty has a huge smile on his face. He picks Czecher up and guides him over to the dumpster. Anarky - The Hobo is taking Czecher over to the Hobo's turf, the dumpster! Zach Ross - If you said that about anyone else, I would argue with you, but in Lefty's case, it's true! Lefty goes to throw Czecher into the side of the dumpster but Czecher gives him a quick shot to the gut, then a big club to the back. Lefty goes down to the floor. Czecher lifts the Hobo up and throws him head first into the side of the dumpster. Lefty's head hits it so hard that it dents the dumpster a little bit. Czecher then reaches under the ring. He pulls out a steel chair and smacks it. He sets it up and stalks Lefty, who is starting to get up. Lefty gets up and Czecher grabs him. He hits him with a scoop slam but he drops him on the set up steel chair. The seat part of it bends as Lefty's back hits it. Lefty is rolling around on the floor holding his back screaming in pain. Czecher smiles as he picks Lefty up. He trys to force him into the dumpster but Lefty gets his foot up onto the dumpster blocking it. He elbows Czecher in the gut and smacks his head off the the dumpster. Czecher stumbles around before Lefty runs and hits him with a big time clothesline. Czecher goes down hard and Lefty picks him up. Lefty kicks Czecher in the gut and trys to steal Dylan Dunns finisher the Gamble but Czecher pushes Lefty away. Czecher then runs and scores with a big boot, nearly taking Lefty's head off. Zach Ross - Lefty must really idolize Dylan Dunn, he just tried to do the Gamble! Anarky - If Lefty idolizes anyone, in should be Bill Dynamite, it is his nickname for christ sake! Zach Ross - Well no matter, it didn't pay off, Czecher is now back in the driver's seat of this match. Czecher picks up the chair again, he folds it back up and smacks it over the hurt back of Lefty. Czecher then throws the chair to the ground and he looks under the ring again, he pulls out none other than his old weapon....Captain Shovel. Czecher waits for Lefty to get up and when he does he smacks the shovel head across Leftys back. Lefty walks around holding his injured back. He turns around and Czecher lays him out with the shovel. Czecher drops the shovel and picks Lefty up he rolls him in the ring. Czecher pulls out a table from under the ring. He sets it up on the outside before going back in the ring. Lefty is still down and Czecher picks him up. He kicks him in the gut then lifts him into a powerbomb. Czecher slowly runs looking for a running powerbomb. He looks like he is going to powerbomb Lefty over the top rope to the table on the floor. But Lefty reverses it with a head scissors of all things. Czecher flies over the top rope but he lands on the apron. Lefty gets up and runs hitting Czecher with a Hobo-Dropkick. Czecher falls off the apron, through the table on the floor below. Lefty looks to see Czecher laying in the rubble. He gets out of the ring. Czecher is laying with the pieces of broken table laying around him. You see Lefty say "Holy Shit." before he goes to grab his cart. Lefty wheels his cart over to where Czecher is laying. Lefty pulls a piece of partical board out of his cart. Czecher slowly begins to stir. He stands up, still dazed and Lefty breaks the partical board over Czecher's head. Czecher falls down to the floor and Lefty looks pleased. Zach Ross - This is Lefty's type of match Tim, for someone who knows very little about wrestling, he is still undefeated here in EWO, and if he stays in the Gutz And Glory division, he may remain undefeated. Anarky - This isn't Lefty's environment, his environment is a crackhouse, or some dark alley. Lefty searches under the ring and he pulls out a ladder. He smiles and sets it up in front of the dumpster. Lefty sees that Czecher is still down so he climbs the ladder. But Czecher slowly gets up. As he gets up he grabs the chair and Lefty doesn't see that he's up. Czecher nails Lefty in the back with the chair. Lefty hangs off the ladder lifeless. Czecher climbs up the other side. He grabs Lefty by the chair with one hand, and starts punching him in the face with the other hand. But Lefty blocks one punch and he hits Czecher with a punch of his own. The two men exchange blows back and forth before Lefty piefaces Czecher off the ladder. Czecher flies off the ladder and into the dumpster. Lefty sees Czecher laying in the dumpster and he slowly climbs to the top of the ladder. He stands on the very top of the ladder and signals to the crowd. They all go insane for him and camera flashes go off as Lefty flies off the ladder into the dumpster hitting Czecher with the Lefty tradmark elbow drop. All we see is garbage fly into the air from the impact but the cameras can't see inside the dumpster. A couple seconds later we see a hand grab the side of the dumpster. Lefty emerges pulling himself out of the dumpster. Lefty falls out and stands up. He grabs the lid of the dumpster and closes it. Da Voice - Here is your winner and NEW EWO Gutz And Glory Champion......Lefty 'The Hobo' Jones! |
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Royal's Revenge |
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I Am The Walrus by The Beatles cues and Lefty celebrates ringside as the referee hands him the EWO Gutz And Glory Championship! He looks incredibly happy as he holds the belt high above his head. Scott Royal appears on the ramp. He gimps down to the ring using his crutch. EWO Officials help Czecher out of the dumpster. Royal walks down to where Czecher is. He picks his crutch up and nails Czecher in the head with it, snapping it. Royal stands there, perfectly fine, not needing the crutch at all. He grabs a mic.
Scott Royal - Czecher, you are having a horribal week huh buddy? I mean, you are forced out of your own home for comitting adultery. Tisk tisk tisk. And just now you lost the Gutz And Glory Championship. I feel for ya pal. But I think the question that everyone wants answered is, who sent those pictures to your wife. Well bud, it was me. I felt that the truth needed to be told. You see I met your wife on the first episode of Violence. We have kept in touch ever since, who do you think brought her here tonight. Yeah it was me pal, and don't worry I'll treat her better than you did. Royal kicks Czecher in the head once as Apocalypse Wow by Reggie and The Full Effect plays. Violence then cuts to commercial. |
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[Last Man Standing Match] Bill Dynamite � vs. Dylan Dunn |
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Da Voice - The following contest is the Last Man Standing match for the EWO World Championship, introducing first from London, England, the EWO World Champion, the Idol, Bill Dynamite!
All About The Benjamins by Puff Daddy hits. Bill Dynamite walks out with stiches in his forehead. He has the EWO World title draped over his shoulder. He looks a little bit angry as he walks to the ring. Da Voice - And his opponent..... Dynamite stands in the ring. Absolute Power by Tech N9ne hits. Dylan Dunn walks out onto the stage. But he has a microphone. He waves to the back. Lefty Jones comes out, pushing a casket! Dynamite looks on from the ring. Dylan Dunn - Dynamite, I know you were really looking forward to facing me tonight, but I have decided to withdrawl from our match. Our match will be a draw. Why did I withdrawl? Well for my own reasons, but I felt bad so I decided to get you a present? Is that okay with you? Actually I don't care, but here it is, if you want to know whats in this beautiful casket I guess you will have to come up here and see. But as for me and Lefty, well we have to go. Sorry Billy Boy. Dunn and Lefty leave. Dynamite gets out of the ring and he slowly walks up to the top of the ramp. He gets to the top and cautiously approaches the casket. He nudges it with the toe of his shoe and it doesn't really move. He then takes a deep breath and the opens the lid of the casket. There is nothing in it. Dynamite picks up the microphone that Dunn dropped. Bill Dynamite - What are you playin' at Dunn? I am the EWO World..... Just then the lights in the arena dim. A british flag appears on the screen. The flag then turns gray and text says "Back From The Dead!" The lights come back on and Dynamite has been thrown into the casket by the British Brawler! Brawler closes the and puts one foot on it. Brawler grabs the mic. British Brawler - Bill, its been a long time...you thought you finally took care of me but you were wrong, I'm back from the dead mate, and you are my first target. Oh and just so you know, I wasn't the one sending the death threats, clever idea though, but it wasn't me....but right now, its time I get a small measure of payback! Brawler drops the mic and pushes the casket towards the end of the stage, he runs full force pushing the casket and it flies off the stage to the concrete below, it makes a big crash and it lays upsidedown off the stage. The EpicTron shows Brawler grinning as Violence goes off the air. |