This month an interview with Bullseye the no-time EWF champion...
So Bullseye... Are you really a 'no-time champion'?
Well... I don't need any help from anyone, because they're all a bunch of losers.  I am a true champion.  Intercontinental that is... 
You've had a lot of tag team partners in the past - What have you learned from your experiences?
That my former tag team partners were no help to me at all and that I had to do everything by myself.  That's why I'm by myself right now.  And since they've found other tag partners they haven't been on a 'winning streak'!
Well Bullseye, it did take you 14 matches to record a win when you first joined the EWF.  What have you got to say about that?
Well the stupid Commissioner put me in matches with all the EWF's heavyweights, and that was very hard for me at that time... With my arm injury and all...
Yeah sure, blame it on the arm!  Is it true that you will be appearing on EWF Carnage in the near future - against the EWF's amateur wrestlers?
Well, yes.  But that's because the EWF want to show me on more of their events.  Just because I'm that brilliant! And that I will beat the amateurs senseless.
Well maybe you'll win matches for a change.  What has been your favourite match in the EWF?
My favourite match must have been against Blade for the Intercontinental Title in a KTC match at Total Annihilation.  Which obviously I won!
At the moment, who do you have the biggest rivalry with in the EWF?
I'd have to say Scorpion.  He broke up our tag team because he was so jealous of all my skills - in and out of the ring.
Yeah, but he did go on to win the Extreme Title...
Hey!  Don't get cocky.  You're just jealous.  You're jealous of me and everything I do!  That's it, interview over...
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