| This month an interview with Bullseye the no-time EWF champion... |
| So Bullseye... Are you really a 'no-time champion'? |
| Well... I don't need any help from anyone, because they're all a bunch of losers. I am a true champion. Intercontinental that is... |
| You've had a lot of tag team partners in the past - What have you learned from your experiences? |
| That my former tag team partners were no help to me at all and that I had to do everything by myself. That's why I'm by myself right now. And since they've found other tag partners they haven't been on a 'winning streak'! |
| Well Bullseye, it did take you 14 matches to record a win when you first joined the EWF. What have you got to say about that? |
| Well the stupid Commissioner put me in matches with all the EWF's heavyweights, and that was very hard for me at that time... With my arm injury and all... |
| Yeah sure, blame it on the arm! Is it true that you will be appearing on EWF Carnage in the near future - against the EWF's amateur wrestlers? |
| Well, yes. But that's because the EWF want to show me on more of their events. Just because I'm that brilliant! And that I will beat the amateurs senseless. |
| Well maybe you'll win matches for a change. What has been your favourite match in the EWF? |
| My favourite match must have been against Blade for the Intercontinental Title in a KTC match at Total Annihilation. Which obviously I won! |
| At the moment, who do you have the biggest rivalry with in the EWF? |
| I'd have to say Scorpion. He broke up our tag team because he was so jealous of all my skills - in and out of the ring. |
| Yeah, but he did go on to win the Extreme Title... |
| Hey! Don't get cocky. You're just jealous. You're jealous of me and everything I do! That's it, interview over... |