23/12/2001

(We are only minutes away from Christmas in Hell. At the moment there are still commercials on tv. But then another McDonalds commercial is followed by a promo by "The Hardcore Event" himself. Mr. Joe Johnson appears on the screen only moments away from the PPV).

[ Static ]

[ The scene unfolds upon a dark and late Saturday night where an abandoned cemetery comes into view. On the lower right corner of the screen is a caption reading "EARLIER TODAY". A large, cement, tombstone becomes noticeable yet concealed due to the heavy fog that is settling to the floor. The sound of grass parting can be heard from far away. As it grows closer and closer, an image of a man stalks out of the rising smoke and into the camera's eye. The camera crew picks out the familiar attire as they focus on the large and lustrous gold belt that the man dangles in his right hand. The hidden individual rests himself on top of the tombstone as he raises his head through the thicket of bundled, brown hair. To our convenience, it's the reigning EWCL Internet Champion who is set to face challenger, Fazzer for the covenant championship. In the utter silence that remains, Joe Johnson speaks and breaks the barriers. ]

Joe Johnson:
Christmas day stands at a mere three days as I am parked here in the cemetery of Little Rock, Arkansas; awaiting for my next "challenge", the former EWCL Internet Champion, Fazzer.

[ The cameras zoom in closer on the face of the Internet Champion as the scene grows even more grim than before. But still, "The Hardcore Event" continues to speak�. ]

Joe Johnson:
But yet since it is the Christmas season and festive spirits are flooding the atmosphere, I suppose I COULD show up to face "The Dark One". I suppose I COULD defend my title. But then you would have to think. I would be a conformist, simply contradicting one's self. Eric Van Zandt has placed superstar after superstar; athlete after athlete in front of yours truly and yet its seemingly an endless row of victories for your reigning Internet Champion.

[ Suddenly, the screen fades into another scene showing Joe Johnson standing fatigued and weary behind an unsuspecting Freak Destroyer. On the lower left corner is the EWCL logo while on the lower right corner is "May 6th, 2001. Family Values". ]

Joe Johnson:
Does anyone else remember when I faced everyone in my division? Does anyone else remember what happened when I put victim after victim to rest, compliments of "The Crucifixion"�.?

[ Freak Destroyer struggles to his feet only to turn around and receive "The Crucifixion". Joe falls on top and listens to the three count. The picture returns showing Joe Johnson staring into the camera. ]

Joe Johnson:
I was put in the EWCL's very first gauntlet for Christ sake! It was inevitable that "The Hardcore Event" would return to the same opponents time after time again, so he vacated his EWCL Hardcore Title. He vacated it. I. I vacated it.

[ Again, the scene slowly fades into another scene. This time, the screen depicts Ex-Terminator and his beloved Amy. On the lower right corner of the screen is "April 8th, 2001. End of Days". ]

Joe Johnson:
I've never lost a title in a match, Fazzer. And tonight, don't believe that you ARE the exception, for that would be a falsehood.

[ Ex-Terminator grabs Amy but is intercepted by Kritical Kondition. The two stare at each other for a brief moment only to have the former Universal Champion grasp him in the confines of 'The Flatliner' whilst Joe Johnson comes up from behind Ex-Terminator and executes a 'Diamond Cutter' in the process. Kritical Kondition rolls on top of the fallen opponent and gets the three count. The two former accomplices celebrate in the ring with their newly won titles as the scene fades back in to Joe Johnson for the final time. ]

Joe Johnson:
So come tonight, at Christmas in Hell�.. we'll all see if I think that you're deserving of a title shot at yours truly. Merry Christmas Fazzer. And have a happy New Years.

[ The steam rises form the mouth of Joe Johnson as he picks himself up and carries himself off camera. The camera scrolls down and reads the now-visible tombstone. It reads: ]

-Christmas in Hell-
December 23rd, 2001

Here lies the charred remains of a lonesome career.
Here lies the pinnacle of arrogance.
Here lies the soul of "The Dark One".

Rest in Peace

(The music stops and the gold and white EWCL Christmas in Hell logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts� slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible� the Christmas in Hell logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Exile, Sean Corvik, Dan Prohibition, Blade, Joe Johnson, Fazzer, Saphio and Prez Cazzo and more.

After these clips the titantron fades to black and we go to our announcers of the evening John Pilchard and Neil Down).

John Pilchard: Welcome to Christmas in Hell everybody!!! (the crowd goes wild).

Neil Down: Welcome to the last night of Prez Cazzo!! (the crowd boos).

JP: Neil, stop it. We haven't even been on the air for 10 seconds and you are already starting to get on my nerves.

ND: Hah, a new record.

JP: ...

ND: But I am right John. Tonight Cazzo will put his presidentship on the line in a match against commisioner Saphio. If Saphio wins in that cage match then Cazzo can pack his bags and leave.

JP: I don't see it that way Neil. There is no way that Cazzo is gonna lose the EWCL here tonight. But also look at the main event of the evening. An entirely new sort of match for the EWCL. A Brawl in the Mall match for the Universal Title. Champion Exile has to defend it against Sean Corvik, but that match won't take place here in the arena. Its gonna take place in the local mall.

(The Cazzotron then comes on and we see the EWCL parking lot. We see that two limo's stop and that on the side of one limo it says Exile and on the side of the other limo it says Sean Corvik. We then first see Sean Corvik coming out from the building. He got his sportsbag with him and he walks over to his limo and the driver opens the door for him and Corvik gets in. The driver then closes the door and gets in in the front and drives off. Right after Corvik's limo has left we see that Exile comes out of the building. The same routine as just before happens and after Exile entered the car, they drive off aswell. The Cazzotron then fades back to black).

ND: Ok, we just saw Exile and Corvik step into their own private limos that are gonna take them to the mall. I hope the mall is gonna be ready, coz its gonna be a slugfest.

JP: And thats not all. We have more great matches lined up for you. What about Hardcore Championship match between champ Dan Prohibition and Blade. Thats gonna be big. And what about Joe Johnson defending his title against The Dark One Fazzer. And what about The Punisher defending his Prime Time title against Xtreme.

ND:Yes, alot of titles are on the line here tonight. Alot is on the line tonight.

JP: Next to those matches we have two more matches for you. One of them is Mystic taking on Cerberus. And the other one is our first match of the evening.

ND: And thats a threeway match between Steel, Ex-Terminator and The Mauler.

JP: Last week we saw how Steel beat Ex-Terminator in a one on one match. Now they face eachother again, but Mauler is mixed up in this match. Over the last couple of weeks Mauler made very clear that he wanted a piece of Steel. Now tonight he gets his chance to back up those actions.

ND: Let Christmas in Hell begin!!

(Then Ball Breaker by AC/DC starts to play and Steel Brasco comes walking out. His Brascoites start to cheer him on and there appears a smile on the face of Steel Brasco. He continues his walk to the ring and he slides in and waits for his opponents).

(Seek and Destroy by Metallica starts to play and Ex-Terminator comes walking out. Even though he was/is member of the Ministry, the fans still boo him. Ex-T doesn't seem to care and he walks concentrated to the ring. He stares at Steel and then uses the ringsteps to get in the ring).

(Bodies starts to play and The Mauler comes running out. The Ministy comes out and he gets some cheers. He runs to the ring and slides in and goes straight for Steel).

ND: We have begun!!

JP: Mauler went straight for Steel and starts to hand out several right ones to the head of Steel. Steel is overwhelmed by this and doesn't seem to have answer for it!! Its Mauler then with a big right one and that takes Steel to the mat. Now Ex-T comes in and he grabs Mauler from behind and executes a backdrop suplex!! Ex-T gets back to his feet and he picks Steel up from the mat and starts with a series of chops himself now.

ND: Ex-T now grabs the arm of Steel and he sends him into the ropes. Steel comes off the ropes and its Ex-T with a flying shouldertackle and Steel goes back to the mat again. Ex-T follows that up by bouncing into the ropes and he goes for a big elbow drop, but ooooooh Steel moves out of the way in time and Ex-T flies to the mat. Mauler comes in right after with a legdrop on Ex-T!! Steel and Mauler pick up Ex-T and together they irish whip him into the ropes.

JP: Ex-T comes off and Mauler and Steel double backdrop Ex-T to the mat. Steel then turns to Mauler and bammm sends him down aswell with a big clothesline!! Steel follows it up with a couple of kicks to the body of Mauler. He then focusses on Ex-T again. Steel picks up Ex-T and he lifts him up and executes a backbreaker. Steel then lifts Ex-T up again bodyslams him back into the mat.

ND: Steel now goes to a corner and he starts to climb the topturnbuckle. Steel stands on top now for an aerial move. But hey, Mauler is back up and he bounces himself into the ropes and Steel loses his balance coz of that!!!! OOoooooHHH and Steel falls off the topturnbuckle to the outside!!!! Oooh man!! What a fall!!! Mauler is laughing at him and starts to climb the topturnbuckle himself now.

JP: Mauler is on top now and he faces the crowd and looks at Steel who's still laying on the outside. But Mauler forgot about Ex-T!!! Ex-T is back to his feet and he starts to climb the topturnbuckle aswell now!!! Ex-T comes up from behind Mauler, grabs him and......GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!!! HOLY SHITTTT!!!! Did you see that??!!?? Thats definately not good for the back and neck off Mauler!!!

ND: That also took something out of Ex-T there!! It takes him awhile and now he goes for the cover, 1....................2.............but a kickout by Mauler!! Amazing!! He got out of that!! Ex-T gets back up again and he picks Mauler up and he gives him a couple of headbutts and Mauler goes down again!! Ex-T then picks Mauler up again. On the outside we see that Steel is up again and he climbed on the apron and now he starts to climb the topturbuckle again. He's on top now and he sees Mauler and Ex-T standing in the ring.

JP: And Steel doesn't hesitate and he dives off the toprope for a crossbodyblock and yeah!!! He lands on both Ex-T and Mauler and takes them down!!! Steel to his feet again and he picks up both Mauler and Ex-T by the head and ..oooooh he slamms their heads into eachother!! Oh man!!! Steel then kicks Mauler in the midsection and follows that up with a ddt!! Steel turns towards Ex-T and kicks him in the midsection and wants to go for a ddt, but Ex-T blocks it and hands out a big elbow.

ND: Ex-T comes in with a kick to the gut himself and he then lifts Steel up for a piledriver!! Ex-T wants to execute the piledriver, but then he stops!! He shakes his head like he's trying to say "No piledrivers for me!!". Ex-T drops Steel again and he sends him into the ropes, Steel comes off and .....BIG BOOT and Steel goes down!! Ex-T goes for the pin now, 1........................2...........but then Mauler runs towards the ropes and ....LIONSAULT and he lands on both Ex-T and Steel!!! And ofcourse that breaks the count!!

JP: What a move by Mauler. Mauler now picks up Ex-T by the head and he irish whips him. But Ex-T reverses the irish whip and sends Mauler into the ropes! Mauler comes off and he hops over Ex-T, but oooooooooh man!!! Steel was standing right behind Ex-T and he grabs Mauler out of the air and changes it right away into a belly to belly suplex!!! Steel goes for the cover now, 1.........................2..............but Ex-T comes in with a boot and breaks the count.

ND: Ex-T grabs Steel by the head and he irish whips him into the ropes. Steel comes off and just like Mauler did before he hops over Ex-T!!! But ooooh now its Mauler who is standing right behind Ex-T!! But it looks like Steel knew that was gonna happen, coz when Mauler comes in for a big clothesline and he ducks it and Mauler clotheslines Ex-T straight to the mat!!! OOOOH MAN!!!! Steel then right away grabs Mauler and .....THE POINT!!! He hit it!!!

JP: Steel goes for the cover on Mauler and. 1.......................2...........................3..........yeah he gets the win!!! A great win by Steel Brasco!!! He sure did it, he beat Ex-T and Mauler!! Steel now gets back to his feet again and he raises his hands in the air!! He looks at Mauler who is still on the mat. But then oooooh!!! Ex-T grabs him from behind and ........EXTERMINATED!!!!! Good God nooooo!!!!

ND: Ooh yes!! Ex-T said he was gonna hit Steel with the Exterminated, and he did!! He's a man of his word!!! Ex-T talks some trash towards Steel and then he slides out of the ring and leaves!!

JP: Oh man, what a start of this evening.

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: So are you ready for your match?

Punisher: Shouldn't I rather ask YOU that question?

Prez Cazzo: Don't worry about me for now Steve. I wanted to talk to you about the Prime Time Title.

Punisher: Don't you worry about that Eric. I told you last week that I am gonna do anything in my power to defend it. Anything!!

Prez Cazzo: Ok, thats good to hear. Coz I can't stress out more that its very, and I do mean very important that you hold on that title.

Punisher: I know its important. I know its important for myself, coz when I am the titleholder I can't be fired. I am only wondering why it is so important for you Eric.

Prez Cazzo: Hmm, let me just say that the Prime Time Title might be getting an upgrade. Thats all I can say.

Punisher: Doesn't matter anyway Eric. I am gonna show that Xtreme guy that he should have stayed home with his parents for Christmas.

Prez Cazzo: Thats the spirit. Ok, Steve, good luck and lots of luck for your match.

Punisher: I wish you the same, Eric.

Prez Cazzo: Thanks!!

(Then the scene fades out).

JP: Welcome back folks. After that opening match we are eager to see more action here. And don't forget about that Brawl in the Mall match later on. I hope you are not doing your late christmas shopping in that mall, coz then you might be in for a surprise.

ND: Oh yeah, you can say that again.

JP: But for now on to the next match. Mystic, one of the contenders in this match already said it himself. What is this match about? Its not for a title, its not a feud, its just two men beating the crap out of eachother.

ND: Just for the christmas spirit. Now who doesn't want that.

JP: Anyway, both Mystic and Cerberus are two talented wrestlers, so it should be an intresting match to see. And well both men have recently lost to Joe Johnson for the Internet Title. So maybe the one who wins here can earn himself another shot at the Internet Title no matter if Joe Johnson is still the champion after tonight.

(The Terminator2 theme starts to play and "The Armageddon" Cerberus comes walking out. The recent Prime Time Champion walks to the ring while the crowd kinda boo him. He reaches ringside and slides in).

(Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic comes walking out. He also gets booed a bit while he marches down the aisle. Mystic then starts to run and he slides in).

JP: The referee explains the rules and then the two lock up. Mystic gets in an armdrag takedown. Mystic lets go off the arm and the two get back up and they lock up again. This time its Cerberus who comes in with an armdrag takedown, but he holds on to the arm for a while. Mystic however drags himself over to the ropes and the ref makes Cerberus break the armlock. The two are back up again and this time it is Mystic who comes in with a kick to the midsection.

ND: He then irish whips Cerberus, but Cerberus reverses the irish whip and sends Mystic into the ropes and goes for a backdrop. But Mystic reads the move and he counters with a knee to the face of Cerberus!! Cerberus doesn't go down, but Mystic follows it up with a quick running clothesline!! Mystic goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count.

JP: Mystic lifts up Cerberus and he executes a snap suplex!! Again Mystic goes for the cover, but again he only gets a two count. Mystic grabs his opponent by the head and he delivers a few fists to the gut and the head. He then sends Cerberus into the corner and he charges in right after. Mystic splashes on top off Cerberus!!! Mystic then grabs Cerberus and he lifts him on top off the topturnbuckle!

ND: Mystic climbs on aswell and he grabs Cerberus. He lifts him up and .....SUPERPLEX!!!! What a move by Mystic!!! Mystic for the pin, 1.....................2..........but a kickout by Cerberus. Mystic looks up to the corner again and he decides to climb it. He's on top now and he faces the crowd and he goes for a moonsault!! He dives off and .....ooooooh Cerberus lifts his knees up and Mystic flies straight into them!!

JP: Cerberus crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get back up. He then goes over to Mystic and he picks him up. Cerberus follows that up with a karate kick, but Mystic grabs a hold of the leg, but its Cerberus who counters again with an enziguiri!! Cerberus now runs to the corner and he does a split legged moonsault and lands on Mystic!! Cerberus now goes for the cover, 1..............2.........but Mystic kicks out.

ND: Cerberus picks Mystic up, but its Mystic with a lowblow!! And he follows that up with his Reality Check (rude awakening)!! Oh man, what a move!!! Mystic gets back to his feet again. And he waits till Cerberus gets back up. Mystic already slaps his right foot and the crowd knows what this means!!

JP: Mystic stomps the mat and Cerberus gets back up and turns towards Mystic now and......CYNERGY BLAST!!!! Mystic hit Cerberus with that huge superkick and he's out!!! Mystic goes for the cover and. 1.......................2...........................3.. its over!!! Mystic defeated Cerberus!!! And I must say that ever since Cerberus lost his Prime Time Title, that he lost his momentum a bit!!

ND: He'll be back up there, believe me!!

JP: But its a good and a confident win by Mystic. That will give him some pleasure for the holidays.

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: So Dan, are you ready for Blade?

Dan: Damn sure I am!! I am gonna show that no-good little brother what hardcore is really about. The Ultraviolent Star will rise again!!

Prez Cazzo: Its good to see you this confident Dan!! We all should have your confidence.

Dan: I finally got what I wanted. I finally won the Hardcore Title and I am not gonna give it away again after a week.

(Cazzo nodds).

Dan: I don't want to be rude or something, but shouldn't you be preparing for your match? With all due respect, but there is alot on the line for you today.

Prez Cazzo: I know Dan. And I am ready for my match with Saphio. I just wanted to speak to some people before the night was over. You never know what is gonna happen you know.

Dan: Hey, hey, hey!! Where is that confidence Eric!! You are a former Universal and Hardcore Champion!! You are the man that made the EWCL. Don't let a no-good underachiever like Saphio get you down like that!! You can take him! And you should know that whatever happens I will back you up.

Prez Cazzo: I know Dan, I know. Thanks for those words, and I am confident. I am gonna show our commissioner that he made a mistake to challenge me like that. I beat Saphio in the past and I am gonna do it again, thats final. He will definately feel the Cazzobreaker tonight!!

Dan: Thats what I want to hear.

Prez Cazzo: Now Dan, good luck for your match against Blade.

Dan: Thank you Eric.

(The scene then fades to black.)

JP: Ok, we are back and its time for the first title defense of the evening. The Punisher is defending his Prime Time Title against Xtreme. Xtreme earned this title shot by first winning a threeway match two weeks ago and then last week he defeated Drake Laps. But now its different, now Xtreme is facing a very experienced wrestler. The Punisher almost won it all, he's a former Universal Champion, Internet Champion, Tagteamchampion, and a 3 time Prime Time Champion.

ND: Are you ready?

JP: No, I am not!! Prez Cazzo made very clear to the Punisher that he has to hold on to the Prime Time Title.

ND: Probably coz when Cazzo loses to Saphio, that Punisher can't be fired when he is title holder.

JP: That could be a reason yeah. Anyway lets go to this match.

(In the end by Linkin Park starts to play and Xtreme appears from behind the curtains. He stands on the ramp for a few seconds and then he decides to walk down the ramp to the ring. He reaches ringside and gets in).

(Right after American Made starts to play and The Punisher comes out. The crowd starts to go wild right away!! Punisher got the Prime Time Title around his waist and on his way to the ring he shakes the hands off the fans. He finally reaches ringside and he uses the ringsteps to get in).

JP: The ref explains the rules and the Punisher goes over to Xtreme and it looks like he's wishing him good luck for this match. Yeah, Xtreme needs more than luck to win this thing, haha.

ND: Hey, John, was that actually an attempt of a joke there or what??

JP: Hey Down, don't mok with me!!

ND: Yeah, like you are such a tough guy!!

JP: Shut up!!

ND: ...

JP: In the ring we see that Punisher and Xtreme circle eachother for a couple of seconds and then they tie up. Xtreme with a knee to the midsection of Punisher and he sends him into the ropes and when Punisher comes off its Xtreme with a spinning heelkick. Punisher quickly gets back to his feet again and the two lock up again.

ND: This time its Punisher who grabs Xtreme in a sideheadlock. He goes into the ropes and lets go of Xtreme. Xtreme goes into the opposite ropes and comes off and ooooh Punisher grabs him and executes a powerslam!!! Punisher gets up, bounces in the ropes and does an elbow drop on Xtreme!! Punisher doesn't stop and he grabs Xtreme by the head and throws a couple of punches.

JP: He then wants to send Xtreme into a corner, but Xtreme reverses it and Punisher flies backfirst into the corner himself. Xtreme comes charging in, but Punisher counters with lifting his boot up and Xtreme flies facefirst into the big boot!! Xtreme staggers backwards and Punisher climbs the second rope and jumps off for a double axehandle and takes Xtreme down to the mat!!

ND: Punisher bounces himself into the ropes again and he comes off and does a legdrop. Just like every week he thinks he gets the win with this move and he goes for the cover, 1................2............but Xtreme kicks out of it. Punisher picks Xtreme up again and again he delivers a couple of punches. Punisher then sets Xtreme up for a powerbomb and yess he executes it!!

JP: Punisher sure is showing the kid what the EWCL is really about!! Punisher picks Xtreme up again and I don't know if Xtreme knows where he is. He really looks to be croggy. Punisher bounces himself in the ropes again and he comes off and oooooh he hits Xtreme with another BIG BOOT!!! And Xtreme goes down to the mat!!!

ND: But Punisher is not going for the cover yet. I think he really wants to destroy his opponent now. Punisher wants to get rid of all his anger and agression for Saphio I guess. Punisher picks up Xtreme and he sends him into the ropes. Xtreme comes off and Punisher grabs him by the throat and ...CHOKESLAM!!!!

JP: Punisher is really showing his entire repertoire here!!! Again Punisher is not going for the cover. He picks up Xtreme and ......THE GAVEL!!! This is it, this really should be it now!!! Punisher hooks the leg and goes for the pin. 1.......................2....................3........... And yeah The Punisher is still the Prime Time Champion!!! He did it!!! He said he was gonna defend it and he did!!!

ND: Punisher raises his hands in the air and yeah he should be happy, coz no matter what happens later on. He still has a job tomorrow.

(Commercials).

JP: Now that we know that Punisher defended his title, its time to see wether or not Joe Johnson can do the same to his Internet Title. First we weren't even sure if Joe Johnson was gonna show up here tonight. Coz he first made it seem like Fazzer wasn't even a challenge for him.

ND: Hey man, just face it, its an insult to Joe Johnson to put him in a match with Fazzer.

JP: Don't say that Neil. Fazzer sure accomplished some very good things in the past.

ND: Yeah, you said it right, in the past!! What has he done lately in the EWCL?

JP: Well.....

ND: My point exactly.

(O'fortuna starts to play and "The Dark One" Fazzer comes walking out. He no longer wears his make up and everything. Fazzer makes his way to the ring and gets in).

(My own summer by The Deftones starts to play and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson comes walking out. His flock of fans start to cheer him on. Joe got the Internet Title around his waist and when he reaches ringside he hands the title over to Jay Blue. Joe then slides in the ring and this match can begin).

JP: The ref explains the rules again here and then we can begin. Joe looks at Fazzer and he sizes him up and then the two circle eachother for about 8 seconds. They then lock up and this match has really begun now. Fazzer hooks in a side headlock, but Joe then pushes Fazzer away from him and shakes his head. Joe shakes his head like he's telling Fazzer that thats not how you put on a side headlock.

ND: Joe now points out to Fazzer to try it again! The two lock up again and ooooh its Fazzer with an elbow to the head of Joe. Hey, that wasn't the idea.

JP: Well Joe had that one coming, he should give his opponent a bit more respect than that.

ND: Hey, you are talking about Fazzer!!

JP: Fazzer hands out a few punches and he then lifts Joe up and executes a suplex and lets him hang in the air for quite a while and then lets go!! Wow, what a smack to the mat!! Fazzer picks Joe up and he sends him into the ropes. Joe comes off and Fazzer does a karate kick right into the face off Joe Johnson!! Oh man, nice kick!! Fazzer then grabs Joe, turns him over and hooks in a boston crab.

ND: But Joe kicks out of that even before Fazzer can hook it in right. Joe gets up to his feet and he grabs Fazzer by the arm and he sends him into the ropes. Fazzer comes off and Joe does a spinning heelkick straight into the face of Fazzer!! Joe picks up Fazzer and points to his chest and then he kicks him in the stomach and ooooooh PAYBACK TO SOCIETY!!! Trademark move by Joe Johnson!!! Fazzer is down and Joe goes for the pin, 1....................2............but a kickout by The Dark One.

JP: Fazzer kicks out and Joe picks him up by the hair and he sends him into one of the four corners. Joe Johnson charges in right after, but oooooooh Fazzer jumps on the topturnbuckle and Joe flies chestfirst into the corner!! Fazzer still on the toprope and ......SUNSET FLIP OFF THE TOPROPE!!! And he hits it excellently and Fazzer goes straight for the cover, 1........................2............but a late kickout by Joe Johnson.

ND: Fazzer grabs a hold of Joe's head and he drags him back to the corner. Fazzer then starts to ramm Joe's head into the bottom turnbuckle!! 1....2....3.....4.....5.....6....7.....8.....9.....10.... Fazzer then lets go and Joe's head falls to the mat!! Fazzer smirks and talks some trash to Joe. Fazzer picks up Joe by the head and he sends him into the ropes. Joe goes into the ropes, but he holds on to them!!

JP: Fazzer charges in then, but Joe saw it coming and he backdrops Fazzer over the toprope to the outside!!! Oh man!!! Joe then takes a few deep breaths and he runs towards the opposite ropes, comes off them and runs back to the ropes and OOOOOH YEAHHHHH!!! Joe Johnson dives over the toprope to the outside for a SUICIDE DIVE!! And he lands on Fazzer!!!

ND: I hope the EWCL won't get in trouble for that!

JP: How do you mean?

ND: Well its a "suicide" dive! Remember what happend after the suicide of Eddie Osbourne.

JP: I'm not even gonna respond to that.

ND: You just did.

JP: Agh..Neil!!!.............On the outside Joe is getting up now after that crazy dive!! Joe grabs Fazzer by the head and he irish whips him into the steel ringsteps!!! And Fazzer flies in backfirst!!! Joe goes over and he maneuvres Fazzer in a tree of woe position on the steel ringsteps!! Joe then moves back to the other side and he charges in and.....BAMMMM!!!!. ......CROSS OF BURDEN INTO THE RINGSTEPS!!!

ND: Good God!! That man does something new and amazing every week!!! Fazzer collided into that ringsteps so hard, he must have a concussion!! Joe Johnson now goes over to Fazzer and he grabs him and rolls him back into the ring again. Joe now also rolls himself in and he goes for the cover, 1.....................2................but noooo, Fazzer kicks out!!! I can't believe that!! Even Joe looks a bit surprised.

JP: Joe Johnson then picks up Fazzer by the head and again he points Fazzer to the chest. He's telling Fazzer that he had better stayed down on the mat and give him the 1-2-3!! Man, does that guy have nerves!!

ND: He's just confident John, thats the difference.

JP: Joe then smashes Fazzer in the stomach and he turns him around for a german suplex, but ooooh Fazzer mulekicks him into the ...uhm....balls! And Joe goes down to his knees. Oh yeah he won't have any sex tonight, haha.

ND: Hey thats my kind of jokes Pilchard!!

JP: Fazzer now karatekicks Joe to the chest and he follows that up with grabbing Joe by the head. Fazzer lifts him up and he executes a t-bone suplex!! Fazzer then quickly moves towards the corner and he starts to climb the topturnbuckle. The Dark One is on top now and he dives off for a diving headbutt and yeahhhh he hits it!!! Oh man what a dive!!! Fazzer now rolls himself on top off Joe and he goes for the pin, 1.....................2..................but a kickout by The Hardcore Event.

ND: Fazzer now grabs Joe Johnson and he drags him over to one of the four corners. Fazzer then goes over to another corner and he starts to climb it. Fazzer on top now and he signals for his finisher Darkness Falls!! A Van Terminator!! And Fazzer jumps off and............... OOOOOOOOH!!!! Joe moved out of the way in the last moment and Fazzer flies straight into the corner himself!!!

JP: Joe just rolled out of there in time!!! Joe now uses the ropes to get to his feet. He then walks over to Fazzer and he grabs him by the head. He waves his hand and .....THE CRUXIFIXION!!! Oh yes, his finisher!!! Joe Johnson now goes for the cover and. 1....................2......................3......... He's still the undisputed undefeated Internet Champion!!!

ND: Joe Johnson is The Man, The Myth, The Legend!!! He is that Damn Good!!

JP: Any other cliches Neil?

ND: No, I'm done.

JP: Joe Johnson looks at Fazzer and he smirks and goes over and he picks him up again. Joe then trashtalks Fazzer once more and agian points to him. Joe grabs a hold of Fazzer and....NOOOO....NOT AGAIN!!! CRUXIFIXION!!! Joe Johnson just hit Fazzer again with his finisher!!! Joe looks one more time at Fazzer and he then slides out of the ring and picks up his titlebelt and leaves.

(Commercials).

Bo Lucas: What do you want Saphio?

Saphio: Thats Prez Saphio for you.

Bo Lucas: Hey, you aren't the Prez and you never will be!!

Saphio: In a few hours I will be.

Bo Lucas: No way!

Saphio: Are you questioning me? Huh? Are you questioning me?

Bo Lucas: I am not questioning anything. Why are you here? What do you want?

Saphio: Well as I am gonna be the new President of the EWCL, I already wanted to know how we are doing financially wise.

Bo Lucas: You should know that we are not doing good and that we are almost on the stage of bankruptcy.

Saphio: So what you mean to say is that I can give myself a big raise, right?

Bo Lucas: WHAT??!!??

Saphio: A raise for when I will be the new Prez.

Bo Lucas: You are unbelievable!!

Saphio: I know, thank you.

Bo Lucas: No way!! You can't give yourself a raise. We are lucky if we make break-even tonight with this PPV. And I don't even want to begin about the PTC and Michael Jackson.

Saphio: Ah you don't have to worry about that when I am the Prez. When I am the new Prez you will only have to think on how my salary can be raised. You don't have to worry about that other nonsense.

Bo Lucas: Nonsense? Nonsense? I tell you some nonsense. YOU are nonsense! And I tell you another thing. If the situation would occur that you become the new Prez, then I am quitting my job!!

Saphio: You sure?

Bo Lucas: Yes I'm very sure!

Saphio: Oh, so that means I don't have to fire you then.

(Then the scene fades to black).

(Commercials).

JP: Man, man, man what a match. And thats not even the end people. We still got 3 matches lined up for you. And not 3 of the least matches. Right now we have the match for the Hardcore Title. New Hardcore Champion Dan Prohibition will defend his title against Blade.

(The Cazzotron comes on and the camera zooms in on Blade in the boiler room of the arena. Blade is dressed for his match, including his silver wrap-around Oakley sunglasses. In his hands he holds a picture of his family from quite a long time ago. As he stares at the picture, his rage begins increasing, until he is ready to destroy something, and he wordlessly begins walking with purpose to the ring).

JP: Ok, I think Blade is ready!!

ND: A few weeks ago they already in a tables match and back then it was Blade who put Dan through a table.

JP: With a little help from his brother Exile.

ND: Yeah, but Blade never asked for that help. But anyway, tonight you can only win by three count and Exile won't interfere as he is on his way to the mall. So its gonna be one on one total hardcore rules. Oh yeah. So lets get this thing started.

(The lights slowly go black as the sound of footsteps can be heard over the speakers, and suddenly Powerman 5000's "Nobody's Real" fills the arena. Blue strobe lights surround the entranceway as Blade slowly and calmly walks down the aisle dressed in black pants, black boots, a black shirt, and a black leather trench coat. After Blade reaches ringside, he reaches down under the ring and throws three trash cans, a kendo stick, a steel chair, and a pair of street signs into the ring. He then rolls into the ring himself, picks up the chair and moves to the corner to await his opponent).

(One Step Closer hits, the titantron flashes an sXe symbol. Dan and Lydia walk out. Dan has the stop sign in his hand and the staplegun in his pocket. Dan raises his hands over his head in the shape of an X while Lydia wraps her arms around his waist. Dan and Lydia walk down to the ring and Dan slaps the fans high fives. Dan holds the rope open for Lydia and she climbs into the ring and Dan gets into the ring and climbs on the second rope, again making the X. Dan hands his Hardcore Titlebelt over to Lydia and Dan raises the bottom rope for Lydia and she exits the ring and stands on the arena floor).

JP: I can't wait till we can begin. Dan vs. Blade, Blade vs. Dan. Hardcore Title on the line. The ref now tells both wrestlers that there are no rules in this match, so have fun.

Ding ding ding

ND: The bell rings and Blade and Dan circle eachother for several seconds. Then its Blade who comes in and starts a series of punches. Dan tries to block them, but Blade got so much intensity in his punches that Dan is unable to stop him. Blade then grabs the arm of Dan and sends him into the ropes. Dan comes off and Blade grabs him and ...DDT's him to the mat!!! Big ddt to start this match off with!!

JP: Blade picks Dan up by the head and he follows that up with a snappmare. Blade holds on to the head, but Dan is getting back up now. Dan on one knee now and oh yeah an elbow to the midsection!! Blade doesn't let go though and its Dan with another elbow to the midsection and Blade lets go. Dan with a few shots to the head off Blade and he follows that up with sending him into the ropes.

ND: Blade comes off and its Dan with a clothesline that takes Blade down to the mat. Dan then slides to the outside and he goes over to Lydia and she gives him his stopsign. Dan rolls back into the ring and goes over to Blade. Dan waits till Blade is back on his feet again and then ....BAMMMM!!! He smashes Blade in the head with that stopsign!!! BAMMMM!!! And again!!! Dan now drops the stopsign on the mat and he grabs Blade.

JP: I know where this is going and I must say I like it!! Dan lifts up Blade and .....PENANCE OF YOUR SINS ON THE STOPSIGN!!! He just piledrived Blade into that stopsign!! What an impact!!! Dan now rolls himself out of the ring again. From under the ring he grabs a steelchair and he throws it into the ring. Dan rolls himself back into the ring again and he sees that Blade is still down.

ND: Dan then goes over to the corner and he starts to climb the topturnbuckle. The Hardcore Saint is on top now and he dives off for a crossbodyblock, but oooooooooooooh miraculously Blade got up to his feet and HOLY SHIT!!!! He grabbed Dan Prohibition out of midair and does a FALLAWAY SLAM!!! AND DAN FALLS ON TOP OF THAT STEELCHAIR THAT WAS LAYING IN THE RING!!!!

JP: Oh man, I have never seen that before here in the EWCL!!! Blade now going over to that stopsign and he picks it up. Blade holds the stopsign in his hands and he looks at it and then, wow he throws it out of the ring towards Lydia!! I don't think he wants Dan's stopsign!! Blade goes over to Dan and pulls the steelchair from under him. Blade then goes over to one of the four corners and he places the steelchair between the second and toprope.

ND: Blade then picks up Dan and he irish whips him into that corner and BAMMMM!!! Dan flies backfirst into that steelchair!! Blade then charges in and does 3 shouldertackles that sent Dan's back even harder into that chair!! Blade then whips Dan into the opposite corner. Again Blade charges in, but this time Dan sticks out his right elbow and it catches Blade right in the face and Blade falls down to the mat!!

JP: Dan climbs quickly on the topturnbuckle. He stands on top and he dives off and .....FROGSPLASH!!! And Dan lands on Blade and goes for the pin, 1.......................2.................but a kickout by Blade!! Dan goes over to the corner and he grabs that steelchair and he sets the chair in the middle of the ring. Dan then picks up Blade and he sends him into the ropes. Blade comes off and its Dan with a drop toe hold and Blade flies headfirst into the steelchair!!!

ND: Oh man!! What a move!! Thats from the good old days of Joe Johnson!! Dan now picks up the steelchair and he folds the chair up again and he lays it on top off Blade. Dan then runs towards the ropes, uses the second rope as a springboard and spins in the air and does a legdrop on top off Blade!! OOOOH WHAT A MOVE!!! Dan now goes for the cover, 1................2..............but a late kickout by Blade!!

JP: Dan gets up to his feet again and he picks Blade up by the head. Dan then motions to his right leg and he goes for his GODSMACK!! He goes for it, but HOLY GEEZUS!!!! Blade grabbed the leg and he reversed it into a full nelson slam!!!! What a counter attack by Blade!!! Blade now crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get back up. He then grabs that steelchair and he drops it near the corner.

ND: Blade then picks up Dan and he drags him over to that corner and he lifts him on the second rope. Blade then looks at the chair for a second and then.......OOOOOOOOOH YEAHHHHHH!!!! BLADE WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER FROM THE SECOND ROPE ON TOP OFF THAT STEELCHAIR!!!! BAMMMMM!!!! Blade rolls himself on Dan and he goes for the cover, 1........................2...................but a kickout by Dan!! Its not over yet!!

JP: Blade can't believe that he didn't get the win here and he grabs the steelchair. Blade moves back towards Dan, swings and......BAMMMM smashes him in the head with that steelchair!!! Blade now holds the steelchair in one hand and with his other hand he is trying to pick up Dan by the head. Blade manages to pick Dan up and ........OOOOOOOOOH FREAKING YEAH!!! Blade throws the steelchair in the arms of Dan and does a spinning heelkick into the chair and it goes straight into Dan's face!!!!

ND: I think he broke his nose there!!! Blade raises his hands in the air and he rolls himself on Dan and goes for the cover, 1..................2................but Unbelievable!! Dan kicks out!!! How is that possible??!!?? Blade shakes his head now. He then picks up Dan and he signals for his Blade Runner!! Blade lifts Dan up, but oooooooh Dan uses his last energy to block it and reverse it by backdropping Blade to the mat!!!

JP: Blade laying on the mat and Dan takes his time now. Both men have been going for I don't know how long in this match and they are taking it over the edge!! Dan now slowly grabs that steelchair again. He goes over to Blade and ...BAMMMM he ramms him in the head with that chair!! Dan then unfolds the steelchair near a corner.

ND: Dan turns back towards Blade and he drags him over to the steelchair and he lays him with his face and upperbody on the unfolded steelchair! Dan then starts to climb the topturnbuckle!! Dan is on top now and he dives off and .....HOLY FREAKING FUCKING GEEZUS!!! DAN DOES HIS FLYING GUILLOTINE FROM THE TOPROPE ONTO THAT UNFOLDED STEELCHAIR!!! What a move!! What a move!!!

JP: But that also took alot out of Dan there. But what can you expect after this match. Dan now rolls himself on top off Blade and goes for the cover, 1...........................2....................but noooo, Blade kicks out in the very last moment!!! The crowd is going wild here, they thought that there favorite Dan had the win, but its not over yet!! Now its Dan who shakes his head. But Dan gets up to his feet now.

ND: Blade is still on the mat and Dan signals for the Straight Edge Spike, his finisher!! Dan reaches down to grab Blade, but ooooooh Blade grabs Dan by the throat!!! Blade struggles up to his feet and he hits a huge chokeslam on Dan. GOOD GOD!!! Did you see that??!!??

JP: Blade makes a throat slash gesture and he calls for his finisher the Blade Runner. He picks up Dan and......BLADE RUNNER!!! He hits it!!! Oh my God!!! Blade goes for the cover and. 1.....................2...................3....... He wins!! Blade is the new Hardcore Champion!!! Unbelievable!!!

ND: And I don't think that Blade is ready yet here!! He slides to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a table. He slides the table into the ring and rolls in right after. He sets the table up and he lifts Dan on top off the table. Blade climbs on aswell, grabs Dan and ......BLADE RUNNER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! OOOOH YESSS!!!

JP: OOOOOOH NOOOOO!!!!

ND: Blade just sent Dan through that table and in the meantime the ref handed the Hardcore Title over to him and he raises it above his head and then he slides out of the ring and leaves. What a match!!!

JP: You are right, what a match!!

(Commercials).

JP: We are back once again, and now its time for a very important match. A match that may change the future of the EWCL forever. Saphio pushed Prez Cazzo into this match with this special stipulation. I know you all already know what this match is about, but I will explain once again. If Saphio wins he will be the new Prez of the EWCL. If Cazzo wins he will strip Saphio off his commissionership and he has total control over Saphio.

ND: Don't forget to tell that there is another special stipulation for this match. Its a cage match, so therefore the one who climbs out of the ring first, will get the win!!

JP: Oh man, my nerves!! I am so nervous for this match.

ND: Why man? Its obvious who's gonna win!!

JP: Agh shut up Neil.

ND: I know why you are nervous. You are nervous that when Saphio wins, that he is gonna fire you. Thats what you are afraid off, just admit it.

JP: Don't make me smack you Neil!!

ND: You don't even have the guts for that!!

(The two commentators stop their argueing when Highway to Hell by AC/DC starts to play. There are orange strobe lights flashing around the arena and then in the entrance way is the silohuette of Saphio. The lights come back on and huge explosions explode from the ramp. Saphio stands on the rampway looking down on the fans with a look of absolute disgust on his face. He is getting some real heat off them Saphio is wearing pair black wrestling pants with a rose down the left leg.The hardore belt is strapped around his waist. Saphio continues to scan the crowd with a look of absolute disgust on his face. He then raises his head and walks down the rampway. He walks to the ring and he enters the ring by going through the cage door).

(Then Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt appears from behind the curtains and the crowd goes wild. The Prez stands still on the ramp for a few seconds and he hears a "Dropkick King" chant that starts. Cazzo then starts to walk down the ramp to the ring. On his way he shakes hands with some of the fans. He reaches ringside and he also enters the ring by going through that cage door. The ref then closes the cagedoor and locks it and puts the key in his pocket. The ref then goes over to the two wrestlers and explains the rules to them).

JP: Its about to begin!!

Ding ding ding

JP: Cazzo and Saphio stare at eachother for about 10 seconds. It looks like they both are in their own little world there. They don't seem to notice all the people around the ring. Oh man the excitement!! Cazzo and Saphio faced eachother a couple of times in EWCL history, but this definately is the most important battle. Right now its even the most important thing in Cazzo's career.

ND: Saphio and Cazzo now start to circle eachother for about 6 seconds and then they tie up. Its Saphio who waistlocks Cazzo, but Cazzo reverses the waistlock and executes a german suplex!! Cazzo back to his feet but Saphio is rather quickly up again. Cazzo then grabs Saphio's arm and he wants to irish whip him, but Saphio reverses the whip and sends Cazzo into the side of the cage and Cazzo flies in headfirst!!

JP: Saphio goes over to Cazzo and he grabs his head and starts to ramm it into the cage!! 1...2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9....10... Cazzo staggers backwards and Saphio plants a fist to his face and then irish whips the Prez into the ropes again. This time Cazzo comes off the ropes and Saphio grabs him in a gorilla press slam and executes it!! Cazzo down on the mat and Saphio looks to the cage and starts to climb it.

ND: Saphio is a few steps up now and now heads halfway up the cage. But then its Cazzo who got back up, he's not giving up this fast. Cazzo goes over to Saphio and grabs him by the leg and pulls it and Saphio has to let go of the cage and he falls all the way down to the mat!! Cazzo picks up Saphio by the head and he sends him into the ropes. Saphio comes off and its Cazzo with a trademark dropkick right into the face of Saphio!!

JP: Oh we sure missed those dropkicks!! Cazzo picks up Saphio again and sends him into the ropes one more time. Saphio comes off and this time its Cazzo with a flying forearm that takes Saphio down to the mat!!! Cazzo then kicks Saphio to the head a few times. He follows that up by dragging Saphio over to the side of the cage. Cazzo then puts his boot to Saphio's throat and he starts to choke him!!

ND: The ref is counting till 5, and then he makes Cazzo break the chokehold. Cazzo lets go and he picks Saphio up and he grabs him by the head and BAMMMM sends him straight into the cage!! Saphio falls down to the mat and Cazzo starts to climb the topturnbuckle now!! Cazzo stands on top now and he dives off for a corkscrew moonsault, but oooooooooohhhh yeahhh Saphio moves out of the way!!! Cazzo flies straight into the mat instead!!!

JP: Saphio gets back to his feet again and he goes over to Cazzo and picks him up. He sets Cazzo up and he executes a piledriver!! Cazzo's head went straight into the mat!! Saphio is back up again and he kicks the Prez into the head several times. Saphio then starts to climb the topturnbuckle again. He's on top now and he jumps off for a frogsplash, but ooooh Cazzo lifts his knees up and Saphio flew right into them!!!

ND: Cazzo is now in the advantage again. He uses the cage to get back to his feet again. He sees that Saphio is down and he starts to climb the cage. Cazzo slowly climbs up and is almost halfway now. But he is not gonna make it!! Saphio is back up again and he also starts to climb the cage now. And he's going faster than Cazzo. Saphio now is equal as high as Cazzo and he grabs the Prez by the head and.....REVERSE DDT FROM HALFWAY DOWN THE CAGE ALL THE WAY TO THE MAT!!!

JP: Oh God!!! Both men are out on the mat now!! The ref is checking on them, but after about 8 seconds its Saphio who starts to get up to his knees again. He gets up and he picks up Cazzo and delivers a couple of punches to the face. He then sends Cazzo into the ropes and when he comes off he takes him down with a power clothesline!! Saphio then takes his time and he then starts to climb the topturnbuckle. He reaches the top of the turnbuckle now and he looks back but then decides to climb up the cage.

ND: But this time Cazzo is getting back to his feet again. He is up and he runs to that corner where Saphio is and he jumps up and OOOOOOOH MAN!!!! Cazzo dropkicks Saphio off the topturnbuckle!!! And Saphio falls down to the mat!!! Oh man I didn't know that the Prez could get that high!!! Cazzo is back up and he looks at Saphio.

JP: Cazzo then starts to climb the topturnbuckle again. He stands on top now and he waits till Saphio gets back up to his feet again. Saphio is back up and he turns towards Cazzo and right at that moment Cazzo jumps off the toprope for a missile dropkick!!! But OOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! Saphio pulls the referee in front of him and Cazzo nails the referee with that missile dropkick!!! Oh nooo!! And the ref is knocked out cold!!!

ND: Saphio is laughing now and looks at the referee, but when he turns back towards Cazzo, Cazzo hooks in the CAZZOBREAKER....AND HE HITS IT!!! OOOOH NOOOO!!!! Cazzo hit his finisher on Saphio and the Commissioner now is flat on the mat!!! I can't believe it!!!

JP: Cazzo now goes over to the corner and he starts to climb the cage. Step by step he gets higher and higher, he's halfway now and when he looks back he still sees Saphio laying on the mat. Cazzo continues and he gets higher and higher and he reaches the top now. OOooh yeah!! Cazzo has reached the top and he climbs over the top of the cage now!!! He climbs over and now he starts climbing down the cage on the outside and YESSS he jumps to the floor and he did it!!!!

ND: In the ring we see that Saphio is getting back up again and he sees that Cazzo is standing on the outside!! He can't believe it!! Saphio goes over to the referee who is still knocked out on the mat and he searches his pocket and he takes the key out. Saphio then goes over to the cagedoor and he uses the key to open the door. Saphio opens the door and he climbs to the outside.

JP: What is he up to? Saphio sees that Cazzo got his hands raised in the air and Cazzo is not paying attention to what is going on in the ring. Saphio is on the outside and he goes over to Jay Blue and pushes him off his chair and grabs it and goes over to Cazzo. Saphio charges in on Cazzo from behind and BAMMMMM!!!! He hits him with that steelchair!!! And BAMMM!!! He hits him again!!! And Cazzo goes down to the concrete!!!

ND: Saphio now drops the chair and he picks up the almost unconscious Cazzo and he drags him back over to the cage. He lifts Cazzo on the apron and gets on aswell and enters the cage through the door. Saphio then drags Cazzo back into the cage!! Both men are back in the ring again and the referee is still knocked out on the mat!! Saphio now picks up Cazzo and .....THE FLATLINER!!! He hits him with his FLATLINER!!! OOOH YESSSS!!!!

JP: Thats not fair!!! Thats not freaking fair!!! Cazzo is knocked out on the mat and Saphio sees that the ref is also not up yet. Saphio then moves over to the cagedoor and he climbs out of the cage again and locks the door. Saphio is now standing on the outside and just at that moment the referee is getting back to his feet. The referee sees Saphio standing on the outside and he sees Cazzo layed out on the mat and he calls for the bell!!

ding ding ding

ND: YESS!!! YESS!!! SAPHIO IS THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE EWCL!!!!

JP: I DON'T BELIEVE IT...I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

(The referee opens the cage door and goes to the outside and he goes over to Saphio and raises his hand in the air. Saphio starts to laugh and he goes over to Jay Blue and grabs a mic).

Saphio: Prez Saphio, I like the sound of that, hahahahaha!!!

(The crowd starts to booo him like crazy).

Saphio: Hey Cazzo!!!

(In the cage we see Cazzo's eyes opening and he looks at Saphio).

Saphio: Hey Cazzo!!! I got three words for you!!.......YOU'RE FIRED!!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HAHAHAAA!!!!

(Cazzo closes his eyes again and his head drops down to the mat).

Saphio: And hey Fazzer and Dan Prohibition, I don't know if you are listening right now, but I also got some words for you!! .....YOU ARE FIRED ASWELL!!!! HAHAHAAAA!!! And hey, Sean Corvik, in case you are listening too. Hey Corvik, if you don't win tonight against Exile, then YOU ARE FIRED ASWELL!!! Hahaha!!!

JP: He can't do that!!! Corvik and Prohibition are champions, they are the holders of the tagtitles!! He can't fire them!!!

ND: He's the prez now, he can do whatever he wants I reckon.

JP: No way, even the Prez got rules to follow!!

(At that moment we see Pamela Charles running down to the ring. For those who forgot, Pamela Charles is the fiancee of Cazzo. She runs to the ring and passes Saphio and enters the cage. She goes over to Cazzo and she holds his head and checks if he's ok. Cazzo then opens his eyes and he sees Pamela and a slight smile appears on his face. But then Pamela slaps him in the face and lets go off his head).

JP: What the hell!!!

(Pamela turns her back on her fiancee Cazzo and she climbs out of the cage again and goes over to Saphio and grabs his hand and together they walk out of ringside leaving Cazzo all alone in the ring, while the entire arena booos them!!).

(Commercials).

JP: People, we just witnessed a sad moment in EWCL history. Cazzo has just lost his match against Saphio and therefore Saphio is the new President of the EWCL!! I still can't get over it, I don't think I will ever be able to get over it.

ND: Hey even Pamela finally found out what kind of loser Cazzo really is, as she has dumped him.

JP: Now that was really disgusting. Even more disgusting than when Saphio fired Cazzo, Fazzer and Dan Prohibition.

ND: Hey and don't forget about the threat for Corvik. If Corvik doesn't win than he is gonna be fired aswell.

JP: But again he can't do that. Corvik and Dan are tagchamps!! I'll go to the bottom of that, trust me!!

ND: Yeah yeah!! Time for more important things right now. Its time for the Main Event, The Brawl In The Mall for the Universal Title!! Universal Champion has to defend his title against Sean Corvik. We now go live over to the local mall not that far away from this arena.

JP: People have wondered why a Brawl in the Mall match. Well basically the answer is simple. First off all its something new, something extra for Christmas. And secondly and probly maybe most importantly. A Brawl in the Mall means that we will see alot of stores, alot of brands will be shown, so therefore thats another way of getting money from sponsors.

ND: Yep that was one of Cazzo's last decisions as a prez, haha.

(The Cazzotron comes on and we see live footage of the mall. The camera then focusses on the the parking lot of the mall. The car park is packed with security and spectators. Then we see that the two limo's with the wrestlers arrive at the car park. The moment Corvik's pulls up behind Exile's, Corvik jumps out and runs to Exile's limo. Exile begins to get out of the limo and Corvik slams the door on him, then pulls him out and slams his head on the roof of the car.)

JP: Oh man, what a beginning and they haven't even entered the mall yet!!

ND: The bell keeper gets out of one of the limo's and rings the bell. The ref holds up the title, and the match is on. Corvik slams Exile's head into the roof again, and Exile kicks back into Corvik's groin for a low blow. Exile grabs Corvik by the hair and tights, spins him around and throws him to the pavement. He gives him a kick, picks him up, and drags him back to the car, throwing him up onto the bonnet.

JP: He climbs up after him, giving him a punch to keep him groggy, and then sets Corvik for a piledriver. He tries once, but Corvik blocks it. He tries a second time, but Corvik blocks it again. Then Corvik reverses it and sends Exile over his head and backfirst onto the roof of the limo. Exile rolls off the roof to the pavement, while Corvik gets his bearings and climbs down.

ND: Corvik picks Exile up and heads for the mall. As the sliding doors begin to open, Corvik grabs them and pulls them back, slamming Exile's head in between the doors a couple of times. Then they enter the mall!!

JP: Man, they already bashed eachother totally and they only enter the mall now!! I got this weird feeling, that this won't be like a traditional match.

ND: Well well well, nice observation John.

JP: Agh, shove it Neil. Lets look at that mallbrawl. We already saw that the mall is packed, not sure wether or not that has to do with this fight or not, fact is that there are alot of people present, hehe, catch that pun.

ND: Yeah John, you are hilarious. Now back to the match please.

JP: Corvik leads Exile down through the packed mall. People are thrown aside, or dive out of the way of the violence. Corvik passes a shoe shop (Sketchers), and Exile grabs a boot and bashes Corvik with it. Exile grabs another shoe and bashes Corvik from the other side. Corvik goes down to his knees, and Exile dumps the entire display down onto Corvik.

ND: Exile goes for the pin, but Corvik kicks out with an early two count. Exile gets back up and looks around, sees a sneaker and picks it up� (Exile asks the assistant if they have it in red). Corvik sweeps Exile, then drags him to his feet and away. He drags him down a few stores, and Exile delivers an elbow, grabs Corvik and throws him into the glass-walled bookstore's display. Shelves topple down as Exile lays into Corvik.

JP: Corvik fights back, then swings Exile into a bookstand, sending the entire row tumbling to the floor. He grabs a thick hardcover, ready to use it on Exile, then looks at it� it's The Rage's autobiography, 'The Whole G*ddamn Story'. Corvik shakes his head, tossing it aside, and grabs a copy of War and Peace and slams Exile with it. Then Corvik pulls down an Oprah book club sign from the roof and pummels Exile with it.

ND: Corvik goes for the cover, 1..........2.....but Exile kicks out. Exile stumbles to his feet and exits out the other side of the bookstore. Pushing people aside, Corvik follows him and then tosses him onto the escalator. People are crowding it however, in their rush to purchase last-minute Christmas presents, so Corvik begins to go up the down escalator, pushing and shoving his way up.

JP: Oh man!!! Have you ever seen something like that??!!??

ND: Have you ever went shopping with my mother in law, haha.

JP: You are not even married Neil!!

ND: ...

JP: Both men reached the top of the mall now. At the top Corvik is met by Exile, who delivers a punch and then holds Corvik's face down on the moving rubber handrail of the escalator. Exile then drags Corvik over to the food court, where he steals a man's tray loaded with a Coke and a Subway, and slams the tray into Corvik's head, the Coke exploding all over them both.

ND: Exile then throws Corvik over the counter of the nearest McDonalds, and climbs over past all the waiting customers. He presses a button on the cash register, and the draw opens into Corvik's face. Exile grabs a serving of fries and, of course, asks Corvik if he'd like fries with that�Hahaha that Exile!!

JP: Corvik low-blows Exile, then pulls on his tights slamming his head into the soft serve machine, which he proceeds to turn on, pouring soft serve down Exile's throat. After that, Corvik jams a cheeseburger into Exile's mouth, wrapping and all, and then throws him over the counter and follows after him. Corvik drags Exile to his feet, down a little way through the mall, and then slingshots him into the glass wall of a 'Baby Gap'.

ND: Exile bounces off, and then Corvik backdrops him onto the hard floor. Corvik drags a large pot plant out of its huge pot and slams the base into Exile's gut, showering him with dirt. Corvik goes for the pin, 1.....................2.......but Exile kicks out. Corvik and Exile are both looking exhausted now, and of course fans are clamouring everywhere to watch, crowding them.

JP: Corvik and Exile get to their feet slowly, and Exile retreats towards the Toys R Us down a little ways. Corvik follows. Exile enters Toys R Us and grabs a water pistol out of a big bargain basket and fires it in Corvik's face. Corvik simply slaps the toy out of Exile's hand and tosses him into the soft toy display behind him. Exile grabs a large bear, uses it to block a punch by Corvik, and then headbutts him.

ND: Exile drives a knee up into Corvik's face, and drags him around the corner into�the EWCL action figure display!!! Oh yess the EWCL action figures, we were waiting for that!!! Exile grabs one of the numerous Dan Prohibition action figures and slaps Corvik with it. Then Exile pulls a Championship Exile action figure out of the plastic and he puts it in his pocket.

JP: Corvik recovers and gives Exile his SEDATION and goes for the cover, 1...........................2.........but a kickout by Exile. Corvik then tosses Exile out of the mega store. They trade moves down through the mall and then slam into the waist high glass wall overlooking the stage 30' below where a fashion parade is being held on the other side of it. For a moment both teeter at the edge, almost going over�OOOH MY GODD!!! They almost fell over the edge there!!!

ND: Corvik then grabs a hold of Exile and NOOOOO!!! Corvik hooks in the Dragon Sleeper on Exile!! And he got it hooked in right!! It looks like Exile is going out. But ooooooh Exile slams Corvik into the glass wall a couple of times, and he breaks the hold!!! Exile turns and wants to give Corvik a clothesline off the edge!!!

JP: But oooooooh man!!!! Corvik ducks under it, Exile spins around and Corvik goes for his INSANITY'S EMBRACE (his superkick)!!!! BUT�NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Exile ducks the superkick and Corvik is splayed over the edge, landing on his privates, and HOLY INCREDIBLY FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!! EXILE CLOTHESLINES CORVIK OVER THE BALCONY!!!! And Corvik plummets 30' onto the stage!!! DID YOU SEE THAT??!!?? DID YOU REALLY SEE THAT!!!

ND: You don't have to shout in my ear like that John!!! Yes we saw it, Corvik just fell 30 feet down onto the stage!! The parade is stopping and women are screaming at the tops of their lungs while paramedics race to Corviks side. Exile stumbles over to the escalator and rides it down. He stumbles over to Corvik, followed by the referee, and falls onto him. Exile goes for the cover and the referee starts to count. 1����.........................2����............���3!!!!!!

JP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Exile wins The Brawl In The Mall!! And he retains the Universal Title!!! Exile uses his last energy to raise his hands in the air. He then takes that Exile action figure out of his pocket and holds it up in the air!!!

ND: WOOOHOOO!!! Exile wins in this absolutely most crazy match I have ever seen!!! This has go to be the greatest and most ludicrous EVER Hardcore Christmas match in the history of wrestling and PPV!!! And you know what this means, don't you!! Saphio is gonna fire Corvik aswell now!!!

JP: What a night, what a bad night!! To sum it all up, Saphio is the new Prez of the EWCL. He fired Cazzo, took his fiancee, he fired Fazzer, he fired Dan Prohibition and he fired Sean Corvik!! Need I say more!! But this is not the end of it, I tell you that. I am on Cazzo's side till the end.

ND: Agh shut up John. Face it Cazzo, Dan and Corvik didn't cut it tonight and therefore they don't even belong in the EWCL!!

(Just when the scene is about to fade out John nails Neil with a right one straight into the face. Then the scene fades out) (Fade to black).