HIGH STAKES

11/11/2001

(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts� slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible� the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Kritical Kondition, Dan Prohibition, Joe Johnson, Saphio, Champion Exile and more.

Fast after eachother we see all the wrestlers involved in tonights matches. From the competitors in the 10 men elimination match till Exile and Prez Cazzo who fight in the main event. After these clips the titantron fades to black and we go to our announcers of the evening John Pilchard and Neil Down).

John Pilchard: GOOD EVENING all of you!! Welcome to HIGH STAKES!!!

Neil Down: Evening people. Hey John, did you notice that there is no High Stakes logo?

JP: I noticed that Neil.

ND: The EWCL really is in financial trouble if they can't even afford a logo for a ppv.

JP: Why don't we focus on tonights matches and not on that financial stuff. Leave that up to the Prez and his team.

ND: But it all comes down to the money John. No money no us no EWCL.

JP: True, but like I said let us focus on tonights matches. We are start off with a 10 men elimination match between the Good Guys and the Bad Guys. Thats gonna be something, 10 people at ringside. Finally no outside interference coz well they are all there already, haha.

ND: Man, you are so funny John (NOT!).

JP: Another match we are gonna see is Eddie "Impact" Osbourne versus a mystery partner. Any ideas who that might be Neil?

ND: I'm hoping its Miraculous Danny Christ!! We could sure need a superstar like him!

JP: I agree with you on that one. But don't get your hopes up to high. I was more thinking of Shane Johnson or Alexander Glory.

ND: And then you tell me, that I have my hopes too high!!

JP: Ok, I know. Hmm what more, oh yeah we are gonna see a big tagteam match for the tagtitles. Saint & Sinner, Dan Prohibition and Sean Corvik are gonna take on Joe Johnson and Mystic. Wow, what a match is that gonna be.

ND: And in the main event its Universal Champion Exile taking on our own Prez Cazzo. Not sure what to think of that match.

JP: I know what you mean Neil, but its the EWCL, we are always in for a surprise, especially since its a ppv.

ND: Lets go to ringside.....no just a sec, I hear we are gonna see a clip.

(The titantron comes on and we see Commissioner Saphio in his office with his desk covered with important documents. Saphio's work is interrupted by a knock on his door.)

Saphio: Come in but make it quick. I have a match in a few minutes.

(Saphio looks up just as The Punisher walks through the door. Saphio smiles, stands, and walks around the desk. They exchange a handshake and a hug. Saphio steps back form The Punisher and sits on the edge of his desk.)

Saphio: Good to see you, Punisher. What can I do for you? You know we have a match in a few minutes.

Punisher: Yeah but I'm wondering if you could do me a little favor.

Saphio: What's that and no you don't get the belt for free.

(They both laugh as The Punisher playful slaps Saphio on the back.)

Punisher: No, I was wondering. I know this is a little unusual but I was wondering if you could make the main event a no disqualification match.

Saphio: The one between Cazzo and Exile? That is usual for you to add a stipulation to another wrestler's match.

Punisher: Saphio, you've known me a long time. You know that if I ask you for something I have a good reason for it. Please, it's important.

Saphio: If it were anyone else, I'd say no but all right. But only if you tell me what's you have planned.

Punisher: Sure just close the door so it stays between us.

(Saphio shuts the door and the camera reverts back to John Pilchard.)

JP: What plan does Punisher mean!!! What is he up to?

ND: Hey does anyone even care what the American Hero got up his sleeve??!!?? I know I'm not. If Punisher is gonna interfere in the main event, he is only gonna get his ass kicked by Exile.

JP: Don't be so sure about that Neil.


10 men elimination match - Prime Time Title

JP: Its time for the 10 men elimination match between the Good Guys and the Bad Guys. We talked about this one for weeks and now they finally are all involved. Steel Brasco, Saphio, Punisher, Brody James and Warlock against Super Trouper, Fazzer, Mauler, Ex-Terminator and Cerberus.

ND: Oh yeah.

(Highway to hell starts to play and Saphio, Punisher, Warlock and Brody James come walking out. All four of them are wearing Good Guys shirt and they shake the hands of the fans on their way to the ring. The reach ringside and all four of them climb in and they all climb a turnbuckle and wave to the fans and the fans go wild).

JP: Hey where's Steel?

(Then Ball Breaker starts to play and Steel Brasco comes walking out, he slowly walks to the ring and slides in and joins his four partners. They look at him a bit confused but then they huddle up and talk tactics for the match.).

ND: Steel thinks he's too good for the Good Guys I believe. I like that characteristic in a man.

JP: Oh you do?

ND: Yeah I do.

JP: Well I feel too good sitting with you at this table.

ND: HEY!!

(In the ring we see that Saphio calls for a mic and he takes the word).

Saphio: Good Guys versus Bad Guys!! We are the Good Guys!! (the crowd goes nuts). Me and the guys have just been talking and since we are the Good Guys we thought it would only be more than fair that we not only put Brody's Prime Time Title on the line, but also my Hardcore Title.

ND: The guy got some nerve.

JP: He just believes in himself Neil.

Saphio: Therefore I am gonna retreat out of this match and I am challenging any of the Bad Guys to take me on one on one after this match!!! Who's up for it, huh!!

(The titantron comes on and we see all five of the Bad Guys standing backstage near the curtains. The five guys heard what Saphio said and they all start to speak. Ex-Terminator says I WANT IT.....Super Trouper says I WANT MY TITLE BACK!!.........Mauler says I JUST WANT A TITLE NO MATTER WHAT!!!.........Cerberus says I JUST WANT A CLEAN FIGHT.......The other four look a bit weird at Cerberus and then Fazzer says .........I ACCEPT!!!.......He says the words that Saphio wanted to hear. The other four Bad Guys look at Fazzer and Fazzer just walks away leaving them behind).

(In the ring we see that Saphio wishes his partners good luck and then he climbs out of the ring and leaves ringside saying goodbye to the fans).

JP: Nicely democratic decision, haha. Did I see some tension there or what?

ND: There's always tension with Fazzer around John, don't you know that yet.

(Then Bodies starts to play and Mauler, Ex-Terminator, Cerberus and Super Trouper come walking out. They walk to ringside and go over to their corner and get ready for this match).

JP: The ref explains the rules and it is Punisher who is gonna start off for the Good Guys and Mauler is gonna start for the Bad Guys. Mauler and Punisher lock up and its Mauler with a knee to the midsection. Mauler into the ropes and with a clothesline he takes Punisher down to the mat. Mauler goes to the second rope and he jumps off for a double axe handle, but Punisher got up and he big boots Mauler in the face in mid-air!!

ND: OOh did you see that!!! What a smack!! Punisher picks Mauler up and he slaps him in the face. He then irish whips Mauler into the ropes, he comes off and .....powerslam by Punisher!! He goes for the cover, 1...........2.........but Super Trouper comes in and breaks the count. The referee makes ST go back to his corner and Punisher gets up again and picks up Mauler. Punisher holds Mauler in a side headlock and he walks over to his own corner.

JP: Then Punisher grabs Mauler and ......THE GAVEL!!!! OOOH YEAHHH finishing move on Mauler!!! The Punisher goes for the cover and we already see Super Trouper coming in again, but at the same moment Brody James climbs in the ring and he takes ST to the mat with a flying forearm......Punisher for the pin on Mauler. 1..............2.................3.............yeah Mauler is out!!! Its 4 against 3 now!!

ND: Brody went back to his corner and Punisher tags him in now. Brody and ST tie up and this time its Brody with a sideheadlock. They go into the ropes and Brody changes it into a flying bulldog!!! Brody picks ST up, but ST lowblows him and lifts him up and snap suplexes him to the mat!! ST follows that up with several kicks to the head. ST wants that Prime Time Title badly, he screwed up last week against Brody, but now he has another chance. ST picks up Brody and sends him into the ropes, ST for the clothesline, but Brody ducks the arm and comes off the ropes again and dropkicks ST to the mat.

JP: Brody then rolls to his corner and tags in Warlock. Warlock comes in and he picks up ST and he ooooh piledrives him into the mat!!! Good move by the youngster. Warlock looks at Punisher and the teacher nodds to the student. But oooooh Warlock let his guard down for a sec and the experienced ST took advantage of that right away. ST with an elbow to the face of Warlock. ST picks Warlock up and delivers a side walk slam. ST for the pin, but he only gets a two count.

ND: ST tags in Ex-Terminator now. Its a miracle that these two even work together after all the stuff that happend in the past. Ex-T grabs Warlock and ooooh man he lifts him up over his head and he just stands there!!! He just stands there with Warlock over his head!!!! But its Steel Brasco who comes in and he dropkicks Ex-Terminator and Ex-T falls to the mat and Warlock lands right on top of him!!! OOOOOOH DID YOU SEE THAT!!! Warlock on top of Ex-T and the ref starts to count, 1............2.............but a kickout.

JP: Warlock quickly to his own corner and he tags in Steel. Steel comes in and he picks Ex-T up by the head and ddt's him back into the mat!!! Steel then goes to the corner and starts to climb the topturnbuckle. He's on top now and OOOOOOHHH Super Trouper charges in and he just smacks Steel off of the topturnbuckle and Steel flies to the outside!! What a bump was that!!! ST to the outside and he picks up Steel and rolls him back into the ring. Ex-T just got up again and he picks Steel up.

ND: Ex-T wants to go for the Exterminated, but OOOOOH YEAH somehow Steel managed to twist it around and he kicks Ex-T in the gut and hooks in THE POINT!!! And he executes it!!! YESSSS!!!! He did it!!! Steel Brasco for the cover and. 1................2...................3................Ex-Terminator has been eliminated!!! Its 4 against 2 now!!

JP: Its getting more and more difficult for the Bad Guys now, already two men have been eliminated!! Cerberus now quickly jumps in the ring and he goes for Steel and he goes for a kick, but Steel grabs the leg. But Cerberus counters with an enziguri!!! Steel to the mat and Cerberus bounces in the ropes and comes off and he does a summersault and lands on Steel. Cerberus goes for the cover, 1..........2......kickout. Cerberus picks up Steel and sends him into the ropes, he comes off and its Cerberus with a hurricanrana on Steel!!! OOH MAN!!!

ND: Cerberus for another cover attempt, but against he only gets a two count. Cerberus then tags in Super Trouper. ST comes in and he picks up Steel and lifts him on top of the topturnbuckle. ST climbs on after, but Steel gets a second wind and he punches ST in the head several times and he knocks ST off the topturnbuckle and ST flies backfirst into the mat!! Steel is still on top and ......SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!

JP: WOW!!! Steel with a shooting star press on ST. Steel still feels it and it takes him a little while to recover. He then finally gets up and he pins ST, 1.............2..........kickout. Steel goes to his corner and he tags in Brody James. Brody comes in and he picks ST up and he hands out a couple of fists to the head. Brody into the ropes and he comes off and ....swinging neckbreaker on ST!!! ST is totally out of it!!

ND: Just like last week he doesn't have an answer to Brody James!! ST is still on the mat and Brody grabs him and turns him around and.......REALITY BITES!!!! Brody has hooked in his submission finisher, his version of the Boston Crab!!! AND Super Trouper is in severe pain....what is he gonna do?? .......HE TAPPED OUT!!! SUPER TROUPER JUST TAPPED OUT!!! And he's out of this match!! This is starting to be an anti-climax for the Bad Guys!! Its down to 4 against 1 now!!

JP: The Good Guys still have all 4 members and Cerberus is the only one left on the Bad Guys side. And also the only one who sofar made a good impression of the Bad Guys!! Cerberus comes in and kicks Brody in the stomach and follows it up with a clothesline. Cerberus into the ropes again and he does a legdrop and lands on Brody!! Cerberus for a cover, but only a two count!! Cerberus still in control though and he picks Brody up and kicks him in the midsection again. Cerberus bounces himself in the ropes again and comes off ......but ooooh Brody reverses and grabs him and flapjacks Cerberus to the mat!!!

ND: OOH GOD!!! Brody to his corner and he tags Warlock. Warlock grabs Cerberus by the head and wants to lock in a crippler crossface!!! BUT YEAH!!! Cerberus reversed it and he does a few things and he hooks in the MEMORY REMAINS!!! These days everyone got their own submission so it seems!!! Cerberus got the Memory Remains on Warlock and Warlock tapps out!! He couldn't take the pain anymore!!! Cerberus eliminated one of the Good Guys and made it 3 against 1.

JP: Punisher immediately comes in the ring and he power clotheslines Cerberus to the mat!! Punisher picks up Cerberus and.......POWERBOMB!!!! He powerbombed Cerberus in the middle of the ring!!! This could be it, this could be over right now!!! Punisher goes for the cover, 1..............2.............oooh but a very late kickout by Cerberus. Punisher can't believe it, but he picks Cerberus up again and goes for another powerbomb attempt, but Cerberus reverses and he backdrops Punisher to the mat!!

ND: Cerberus grabs Punisher by the head and he sends him into the ropes, but Punisher holds on to the ropes and he tags in Brody James. Cerberus still comes charging in though and he clotheslines Punisher over the toprope to the outside!! Brody comes in and he and Cerberus tie up again. Its Brody who gets the first advantage and he does a jawbreaker. Brody into the ropes and he comes off for a spinning heelkick!!

JP: Brody for the cover, but Cerberus kicks out again. The kid sure got some stamina here!! Brody goes to the toprope now. He's on top and he's going for his Noncaholic!! He dives off and.........OOOOOH Cerberus lifts the knees up and Brody flies into them!!! Brody is checking his ribs, while Cerberus is using the ropes to get to his feet!! Brody rolls himself over to his corner and he wants to tag in Steel.

ND: But Steel just looks the other way!!! HEY WHATS THIS!!! Brody wants to tag in Steel, but Steel acts like he doesn't see him!!! Thats not what you expect of a Good Guy!! Brody looks confused, but then its Cerberus who comes up from behind and delivers a german suplex!!! Cerberus picks Brody up again and goes for another german suplex, but this time Brody reverses it and executes a german suplex of his own!!!

JP: Brody to his corner again and again Steel acts like he doesn't see him. Brody looks up and he slaps the shoulder of Steel and yeah I guess thats a legal tag right!! Steel didn't expect that and before he even knows it Cerberus comes up to him and he drags him into the ring. Steel gets up to his feet but..........DOWN TO EARTH!!! Cerberus's Rock Bottom and Steel goes down!!! Cerberus with the cover. 1..............2...............3.........Steel is out!!!

ND: OH MAN!! Only 2 against 1 now. Its Punisher who got back on the apron again and he gets in the ring with Cerberus now. Punisher comes charging in, but Cerberus ducks him and Punisher flies chestfirst into the turnbuckle and he falls backwards to the mat!! Cerberus rushes to the corner and he does a split-legged moonsault on Punisher!!! Great move!!! Punisher is out and Cerberus goes to the top again and......DOOMSDAY!!!! ITS OVER!!!! Cerberus for the cover on Punisher, 1..............2................3.........I can't believe it!!!

JP: I can't believe it either, Cerberus has just eliminated Warlock, Steel and Punisher!!! Its back to one against one now!! Brody James and "The Armageddon" Cerberus!! Brody comes in and he stares at Cerberus and for another time they tie up. Cerberus then sends Brody into the ropes and its Cerberus with a spinning heelkick!!! Cerberus into the ropes again and he goes for an elbow drop but Brody moved out of the way in time!!!

ND: Brody goes to the toprope and he's on top now and he jumps off for a big flying elbow!! He lands on Cerberus, but oooooh he rolls over and Cerberus can go for the cover, 1............2...........nooo not a three, Brody kicked out just in time!!! Oh man!! This is exciting!! Cerberus and Brody both take their time and then Cerberus irish whips Brody, but Brody reverses it and sends Cerberus into a corner!! Brody charges in and does his trademark monkey flip and Cerberus lands backfirst on the mat!!

JP: Brody runs into the ropes now and goes for a lionsault, and he does it and.......CERBERUS GOT THE KNEES UP AGAIN!!! And Cerberus quickly up now and he goes to the toprope!! He's on top and ....and.......DOOMSDAY!!!!! YEAHHHHH!! Second Doomsday of the evening!!! Cerberus goes for the pin and. 1..................2.....................3............I can't believe it!!! Cerberus did it, he battled 4 people and he defeated all four of them!!! I can't believe it!!!

ND: Brody rolled himself out of the ring and he went to Jay Blue's table and he got his Prime Time Title belt. He now rolls himself back in the ring and he goes over to Cerberus. What is he gonna do with it??

JP: Brody looks at Cerberus and he hands over the Prime Time Title to him. I think Brody is impressed by what he seen of Cerberus tonight!! And Cerberus didn't even need illegal actions, he won it clean!! Cerberus raises the belt into the air and the crowd cheers him on. He earned their respect here tonight!!

(Commercials).

Winner: "The Armageddon" Cerberus


(We come back from the commercials and the camera cuts to a shot of the arena's entrance as its cover abruptly flips open to reveal a primed Joe Johnson make his presence at EWCL "High Stakes". A prepared Stephanie Sprinkler sights the reigning Internet Champion and quickly rushes towards his direction in order to get his comments on tonight's divers angle. The two make eye contact as the interviewer proceeds with the microphone in hand.)

Stephanie Sprinkler: Joe Johnson. Tonight you head into the ring against two of the most well established wrestlers here in the Extreme Wrestling Championship League to battle it out for the Tag Team Titles. What would you like to address and point out to your opponents this evening?

"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson: Sean Corvik. I took your title away from you.

(Johnson grasps the golden belt high about in the air as he continues.)

"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson: THIS title. Just remember the ass kicking that I've handed out to you that night. Embrace it. Bring it into your soul and use it as your anger and motivation for our match tonight. Cause come time, you will need it to defeat the athletes that you've "taught everything to". We both speak hefty amounts of debris into our broadcasts, and our records behold our evidence. Titles, wins, entertainment, and damn fine match working. We've done it together Sean. We've done it on our own. Now. NOW we're doing the same thing, just against each other�..

Stephanie Sprinkler: And how about the other man in the opposite corner? How about the man of whom you have rivaled throughout your career here in the EWCL? What about "The Hardcore Saint" Dan Prohibition�?

"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson: You know Stephanie, this rival wouldn't have come to be if he hadn't provoked a vital ass beating. Dan, in spite of the profile that he has obtained, is nothing more than a manipulative hypocrite! He encourages violence. No worse. 'Hardcore' violence. And despite what people see, they miss the essential point of "The Hardcore Saint". Take his alias' for my testimony. "The Ultraviolent Superstar" and "The Hardcore Saint"�.? First off, those names are the most ridiculous pseudonyms ever created and second off, if you analyze them hard enough, you'll realize that the names cancel each other out. I mean when have the terms "hardcore" and "saint" come to be? Of course Dan Prohibition has a solution. He's the source of idiocy here in this organization.

Stephanie Sprinkler: Well have you caught the broadcast put out by the "Saint and the Sinner"?

"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson: It's pointless Stephanie. Dan Prohibition's promos might as well be an advertisement for bottled water or to encourage kids to turn television on and off.

Stephanie Sprinkler: Anyway, inside the promo brought out by the new Tag Team Champions, they brought everyone to their attention when Dan and Sean, at the altar, sai--

"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson: �.what�?

Stephanie Sprinkler: What do you mean?

"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson: Dan. And Sean. Inside an appointed recital of what people call 'religion'?

Stephanie Sprinker: Yes, in that promo, they sai---

"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson: I don't care Stephanie. Sean. At church. HA what a joke. Do you see? Do you see what just happened? Dan Prohibition just proved me correct-again. Dan Prohibition MANIPULATED Sean Corvik into going to a mass? What a team. OH DEAR GOD what a team!

(Joe Johnson cracks a confident smirk to the camera and raises the Internet Championship high into the air once more, pointing at it with his index and middle fingers. )

"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson: This Sean�.. THIS was the beginning of the disassembly of Sean Corvik; the corruption of "Kritical Kondition". And tonight, in our bout�.

�.the new tandem of Joe Johnson and Mystic will overcome your endless confidence and simply break it. Sean Corvik. Dan Prohibition.

(Joe Johnson, with his Internet Title in the clutches of his right hand, stretches out his arms and holds them perpendicular to his body, and poses the 'crucifix')

"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson: Prepare to be "CRUCIFIED"!

(The scene fades to black and we go back to our commentators).

JP: That man is ready for a tagmatch!

ND: Ofcourse he is ready!! You could wake him in the middle of the night to fight Dan and Sean.

JP: He still has to have a bit of patient, still a few matches to go till he can get his hands on them.


Saphio(c) vs. Fazzer - Hardcore Title

JP: Its time for Saphio's match against Fazzer for the Hardcore Title. A match only just booked tonight. Saphio made a challenge and Fazzer stood up and just walked out of the Bad Guys!!

ND: Now we're gonna see if he made the right decision!

(O'fortuna starts to play and Fazzer comes walking out to alot of boos and hisses. He walks to the ring and gets in).

(Moments after Highway to hell starts to play and Saphio comes walking out. He got the Hardcore Title on his shoulder and the crowd goes crazy. He shakes the hands of the fans on his way to the ring. And he then reaches ringside and slides in).

JP: Fazzer comes in and hits Saphio with a punch to the face right away. But Saphio returns the favour again. I then leads to an ordinary brawl. Fists are traded here and there!! Saphio then with a big right one and he throws Fazzer into a corner and charges in right after!! Saphio with a splash on top of Fazzer and then he starts to punch him in the head!!

ND: The crowd goes like 1...2...3...4...5...6....7...8...9...10....Saphio lets go and he whips Fazzer into the ropes. Fazzer comes off the ropes and its Saphio with a big powerslam and Fazzer goes down to the mat!!! Saphio gets to his feet and hey wait!!! Super Trouper, Ex-Terminator and Mauler are coming out!! I didn't think they would still make their appearance after their bad match earlier on. ST, Ex-T and Mauler come in and they start taking out Saphio!!! All three of them are working on Saphio and beat him down!! Fazzer looks at it all with a grin on his face!!

JP: HEY its Steel Brasco who comes out!! He slides in the ring and he throws Mauler over the toprope to the outside and then grabs Ex-T. At the same moment Fazzer gets a hold of ST and throws him out!!! Did you see that??!!?? Fazzer just turned on his Bad Guys team!!! Steel headbuts Ex-T and clotheslines him out of the ring aswell!! The crowd slowly starts to cheer Steel and Fazzer on.

ND: Steel goes over to Saphio and helps him up. All three men are now standing in the middle of the ring. Is this the beginning of a new alliance or what??!!??

JP: Fazzer then nods to Steel and Steel grabs Saphio and OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOO THE POINT!!! Steel executed THE POINT TO SAPHIO!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! Fazzer and Steel both pick up Saphio and they lift him up and double suplex him to the mat. After that they start to stomp and kick him into the head!!! ND: Fazzer and Steel then slide out of the ring and leave ringside!! Oh man!! This has nothing to do with the Hardcore Title, coz otherwise Fazzer would of pinned Saphio here!! This goes way further than that!! And now Steel even turned on Saphio!! Why??!!? For what??!!??

(Commercials).

Winner: No contest


(When we come back from the commercials we see Prez Cazzo sitting in his office. He looks a bit stressed out and he gets up from his chair and walks around in his office).

Prez Cazzo: In this time of trouble we need everyone to give it their best. To show their best skills and give everything they got!! The people need to be entertained, that will lead to more viewer, more sold out house shows and more sponsors. But the last couple of weeks some refuse to work the house shows, refuse to make public appearances!! The fans don't take that.

(At that moment financial advisor Bo Lucas comes running in).

Prez Cazzo: You got the attendance figures of tonight, Bo?

Bo Lucas: (still out of breath) ...yes....I ......have...them....right....here...

Prez Cazzo: AND?

Bo Lucas: Just give me a sec to catch my breath. (Bo then takes a deep breath and continues)....Not good news Eric. Only about half of the arena is full. Thats even less than we had expected Eric!! This is not gonna grant us the money that we calculated. I also got figures that the merchandise turnover is going down aswell. And you don't wanna hear about the first ratings of tonight!

Prez Cazzo: This is not happening Bo. This is just not happening Bo. Steps have to be taken, I am going to the ring now!!

(The scene fades out).

JP: I guess we will see the Prez in a minute then.

(Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Cazzo eagerly comes walking out. He quickly walks to the ring and uses the ringsteps to enter the ring. He then grabs a microphone out of his backpocket and starts to talk).

Prez Cazzo: Is everyone enjoying themselves?? (the crowd cheers)....Good!! Coz I have not so good news for a couple of the people backstage.

ND: What does he mean?

Prez Cazzo: It concerns Crimson, The Renegade and 7-11 Punk. As of now you are FIRED!!! Cutbacks are necessarry due to the current situation and its now that far that we need to cut back on the roster!! The three of you are the first ones to get fired, but that doesn't necessarrily mean that you are gonna be the only ones to get fired. Next week we'll see if more people need to be fired.

(Prez Cazzo then coughs and continues).

Prez Cazzo: Then something else. Tonight I am fighting Universal Champion Exile!! Now Exile, I want you out here right now!!! I got something to tell you!!! Hey Exile, do you hear me??!!?? If you got any guts then you show up now! Hey you unworthy Universal Champion come out!! All the success you ever had in the EWCL was over my back, now come out and face me!!

(Born of a broken man starts to play and Universal Champion Exile comes walking out. The crowd starts to boo him while he walks to the ring. He enters it and he looks at the Prez in disgust. It first looks like he wants to attack the Prez but he then decides to listen to what he has to say).

Prez Cazzo: Well thank you Exile for showing up. Exile, you know that you and me are gonna face eachother in the Main Event tonight!! You know that right?

(Exile nodds yes).

Prez Cazzo: You also know that our match is for the Universal Title right?

(Exile again nodds yes).

Prez Cazzo: You also know that I don;t think that you are a worthy Universal Champion right?

(Exile angrily nodds yes again).

Prez Cazzo: You also know that I only wanna beat you tonight to show everyone that you are not worthy, right?

(Exile nodds yes again and motions like 'get on with it').

Prez Cazzo: So for you to prove me wrong, you probly don't mind an extra challenge right?

(Exile hesitats for a sec and then nodds yes).

Prez Cazzo: Ok, so you agree on this!! Good!!! People Exile has agreed to a match right here right here to warm up for later!! Don't worry its a non-title match Exile, haha!!

(Exile doesn't like this what the Prez got him into and he charges in on Cazzo and takes him down to the mat with a clothesline. He jumps on top of the Prez and starts handing out punches).

(Then all of a sudden Walky by Pantera starts to play and Eddie "Impact" Osbourne and his valet Kandis come walking out. The crowd is excited and Eddie then starts to run and he slides in the ring and kicks Exile to the back of the head. Osbourne then picks up Exile and Prez Cazzo rolls himself out of the ring).

JP: So thats the mystery opponent of Eddie "Impact" Osbourne!!! Who would of thought that!!

Eddie "Impact" Osbourne vs. Exile - Non-Title

JP: Exile is overwhelmed just like Prez Cazzo and the Good Guys were overwhelmed last week by those Troopers!! Osbourne sends Exile into the ropes and when he comes off he does a belly to belly suplex!!! Exile doesn't know where he is at the moment!! He sure didn't expect this to happen!!

ND: Well the Prez finally showed some balls tonight. He fired some guys and he is making Exile prove that he's good enough to be the champion!! The Prez is setting an example!!

JP: Osbourne picks Exile up and he lifts him up and.....BRAINBUSTER!!! Wow what a move by Osbourne!! Osbourne is really showing our champ all the sides of the ring!!! Osbourne picks Exile up again and he executes a northern lights suplex!!! Osbourne hasn't even broke a sweat yet!!! Exile slowly is getting back to his feet and he backs off, he wants to climb out of the ring. But Osbourne grabs him just in time, before he can get out!!

ND: Osbourne got a hold of him from behind and .....BACKDROP SUPLEX!!! And Osbourne with a series of kicks now. He now goes to the topturnbuckle for a moonsault and......oooooh Exile moved out of the way and Eddie lands on the mat!! Exile for the quick cover, he hooks the leg and, 1...........2.........but a kickout by Osbourne!! Exile grabs Osbourne by the hair and rakes him in the eye. Exile then lifts up Osbourne for a spinebuster and he turns and he makes Osbourne land into the ropes!!

JP: Exile takes a couple of deep breaths and then he slides to the outside and he pushes Jay Blue of his chair and takes it into the ring. Why do they always have to get Jay's chair.

ND: Its a special chair John.

JP: Exile slides back into the ring and he goes over to Osbourne and BAMMMMM, he ramms the chair into Eddie's face!!! And BAMMM another shot to the head and Osbourne goes down to the mat!!! Exile drops the chair and he goes for the cover, 1.............2...................foot on the ropes!! Smart thinking by Osbourne!! This is not over yet!! Exile thinks he has it won here!! He gets up and he raises his hands in the air and points towards Prez Cazzo!!

ND: But the ref is now trying to tell him that Osbourne had his foot on the ropes. Exile doesn't believe it and he pushes the ref away. Exile then turns to Osbourne and ooooh Osbourne counters and hits a reverse ddt on Exile!!! Exile never even seen that one coming!!! Osbourne to the toprope again and he does a legdrop and lands on Exile!! Osbourne picks Exile up again and he hits him with a tazmission plex!!!

JP: Osbourne is back up again and he picks Exile up, but its Exile with a lowblow and Osbourne goes down to one knee. Exile rolls himself over to the steelchair thats still laying in the ring. He picks it up and goes towards Osbourne again. He wants to nail Eddie with it again!!! He swings and......OSBOURNE BLOCKS IT!!! Osbourne blocked the chairshot and he grabs Exile and counters with a jawbreaker!!!

ND: The chair falls down to the ground and Osbourne picks up Exile and FINAL IMPACT!!! He hit Exile with his finisher!!!! This could be it!! Osbourne goes for the pin and. 1...................2......................3...........yesss Eddie Osbourne sure made an Impact here!!! He defeated the Universal Champion!!! Exile got beaten!!

JP: But he's still the Universal Champion, coz this is a non-title match. Prez Cazzo wanted to prove a point, and I gotta give it to him, he sure proved it allright!!!

ND: He sure did!! And the crowd is cheering Eddie Osbourne and Kandis on right now!! This man is gonna go far John!!! And look at Kandis, wooohoo!!

JP: You could be right Neil!!

(commercials).

Winner: Eddie Osbourne


Saint & Sinner(c) vs. Joe Johnson/Mystic - Tagtitles Match

JP: Its time for our next match Neil. Tagteamtitles on the line here!! Saint & Sinner, the new team of Dan Prohibition and Sean Corvik taking on "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson and Mystic!! This is gonna be something!!

ND: Can't wait!!

(My own summer starts to play and Joe Johnson and Mystic come walking out. Joe got the Internet Belt around his waist and side by side they walk to the ring. They reach ringside and both roll in. Joe Johnson then hands over his title to the referee).

(One step closer starts to play and the team Saint & Sinner with Lydia come out. Dan Prohibition and Sean Corvik make their way to the ring. The crowd doesn't really know how to react to this team, they are not sure wether to cheer them on or to boo them. They reach ringside and Dan and Corvik slide in the ring and Lydia stays on the outside).

JP: The ref explains the rules now. Rules are simple, its a no-countout, no-dq match, thats all we need to know!

ND: All four men in the ring now and they stare at eachother. There's alot of hate in this ring now, alot of frustration and call it jealousy. Alot of emotions. And the way I see it, its gonna be Joe Johnson and Dan Prohibition who are gonna start off.

JP: Yes, you are right Neil. What a way to begin!! Joe and Dan circle eachother for about 6 seconds and then they tie up. Joe waistlocks Dan, but Dan reverses the waistlock and returns the lock. Its Joe with two elbows and Dan lets go off the waistlock. The two circle eachother again before they lock up again!! They lock up and this time Dan gets in a sideheadlock and they go into the ropes. Dan lets go off Joe and Joe bounces in the ropes again and after he comes off, he slides through the legs of Dan.

ND: Joe into the ropes one more time now, he comes off and....this time Dan hops over Joe. Man....now both men go into the ropes, they both come off and ......double clothesline!! They clotheslined eachother down to the mat!! Did you see that!! But both men are fast to their feet again! Its Joe who gets a hold of Dan's arm and he irish whips him into the ropes. Dan comes off and its Joe with an overhead belly to belly suplex!! Joe to the second turnbuckle and he waits till Dan gets up and then he jumps off for a tornado ddt and hits it!!

JP: What a move from The Hardcore Event!! Joe now tags in Mystic. Mystic comes in and runs in at Dan and executes a 3/4 neckbreaker!! Mystic then picks Dan up and he executes a backbreaker!! It looks like Joe and Mystic are a better team than Saint & Sinner, but the match is still young. Corvik hasn't even been in the ring yet. Mystic is setting up Dan for a suplex now, but Dan blocks the leg. Mystic for another attempt, but again Dan blocks it and......counters with a suplex of his own!!!

ND: Mystic quickly gets back up, but its Dan who comes in and .....CROSS FACTOR!!! Dan's version of the X-factor!!! Dan then to his corner and he tags in Corvik. Corvik comes in and he clotheslines Mystic back to the mat!! Joe comes in and he feels the forearm of Corvik and goes down to the mat!! Corvik turns back to Mystic again and he grabs him by the head and drags him over to a corner. Corvik then starts to ramm Mystics head into the topturnbuckle!! 1...2....3...4...5.. Corvik then lets go off Mystics head.

JP: Corvik irish whips Mystic, but Mystic reverses the whip and when Corvik comes off the ropes its Mystic who executes a spinebuster!! Mystic then goes for Corviks feet and he hooks in a figure four leglock!! And he got it hooked in right!! Corvik is shouting it out from the pain now!! The ref is asking him if he wants to tap out, but he refuses to do that!!! Hey, wait we see Joe Johnson who starts to climb the topturnbuckle. He's on top and he turns to face the crowd, he dives off and......corkscrew moonsault and he lands on Corvik!!!

ND: HOLY SHIT!!! Nice double team!!! And Mystic still got Corvik in that figure four leglock!! The referee is trying to get Joe Johnson out of the ring now. Joe then goes again to the topturnbuckle!! Is he gonna do that again??!!?? Or what!! Joe's on top of that turnbuckle again, but Dan comes in this time and he runs towards the corner. Dan jumps on the ropes and uses the second rope as a springboard and he goes for a GODSMACK!! And he superkicks Joe Johnson of the topturnbuckle and Joe falls off the toprope to the outside!!! HOLY FUCK!!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!!

JP: Joe fell to the outside and Dan now also slides to the outside and starts to put his foot to Joe's face!! In the ring Mystic let go off that figure four leglock and he picks Corvik up and he kicks him to the left knee. Corvik has trouble staying on his feet now, he's limping. Mystic looks at Corvik and sees him limping and then Mystic stomps his foot to the mat and he signals for his Cynergy Blast!! He stomps on the mat again and he goes for the superkick finisher!! BUT OOOOOH CORVIK GRABBED THE LEG AND TURNED IT INTO AN ANKLELOCK!!

ND: Great reversal by the Master of the Moves!!

JP: What is it with that Master of the Moves thing, Nei?

ND: Nah, I just try to plug that new nickname for Corvik, but noone seems to pick it up.

JP: Aha, I see.

ND: Corvik got Mystic in that anklelock, but Mystic is trying to reach for the ropes. He's not that far away!!

JP: On the outside Dan picked up Joe and he drags him over to a ringpost and BAMMM, he ramms Joe's head into it!! Dan then drags Joe over to the guardrail and ramms his head into the guardrail!! Dan then lifts Joe on top of the guardrail and climbs up right after. Dan grabs a hold of Joe and ooooh nooon he sets him up for the Penance of your Sins on the guardrail!!! BUT OOOOOHHH Joe Johnson reverses and he backdrops Dan and Dan lands backfirst on the guardrail and falls off towards ringside!!

ND: Joe Johnson stands on the guardrail now and he looks at the ring and he jumps and...........HOLY GEEZUS!!!!!! JOE JUMPED FROM THE GUARDRAIL TOWARDS THE ROPES AND HE DID AN ASAI MOONSAULT AND LANDS ON DAN!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IN THE EWCL BEFORE!!! That was amazing!!! Got no words for that!!! Both men are now down on the outside!!

JP: Truly amazing!! In the ring Mystic just reached the ropes and Corvik let go off that anklelock. Its Corvik though who grabs Mystic and he executes his SEDATION!!! Corvik, goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count here!! Corvik grabs Mystic by the hair, but its Mystic who goes for a standing dropkick, but Corvik ducks it!! Corvik into the ropes and comes off for kneedrop!! Corvik grabs Mystic by the head and drags him over to his corner!!

ND: Corvik notices that Dan isn't there and he then sees both Joe and Dan on the outside!! Corvik then lets go of Mystic and he slides to the outside and moves over to Joe and Dan. Joe is back to his feet, but he doesn't see Corvik coming. Corvik took Dan's stopsign from Lydia and he goes in towards Joe and BAMMMMM ramms that stopsign into Joe's head!! Joe staggers, but doesn't go down!! Corvik then climbs the apron, and then jumps off and BAMMMMM hits Joe with that stopsign again!! And this time Joe goes down to the concrete!!

JP: Dan now also got back up and Dan and Corvik double team on Joe now!! But in the ring Mystic is climbing the toprope. He's on the topturnbuckle right now and he dives off and .......lands on Dan and Corvik and takes them down to the ground!!! Good GOD!!! All four men are down on the outside now!! Man, we sure seen some action here tonight!!

ND: Mystic is the first to get up and he gets a hold of the stopsign and he ramms it into the face of Corvik and after that he uses it on Dan!!! Thats what you get!!! Joe Johnson now also is back up again and he grabs Corvik and PAYBACK TO SOCIETY to the concrete floor!!! Joe then picks up Corvik again and he rolls him back into the ring again!! Joe and Mystic slide back in now and Mystic tags in Joe!!

JP: So its back in the ring with Joe and Corvik, while Dan now also goes back to his corner!! Its Joe who now sets Corvik up in the corner. He puts him in the tree of woe position and then he charges in and ....baseball slide!!!....Thats The Cross of Burden!!! Right to the face of Corvik!!! Joe Johnson back to his feet again and he goes over to Dan and he smacks him in the face!! Dan, wants to come in, but the ref is stopping him!!

ND: Joe then tags in Mystic and they both grab Corvik and send him into the ropes. Corvik comes off,.....and he ducks the forearms of Joe and Mystic, he goes into the ropes again, comes off and ....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BY CORVIK!!! And he takes them both down!!!! Joe and Mystic are down and Corvik is slowly trying to get back up. He moves over to his corner and yeahh he reaches it!! And he tags in Dan.

JP: Dan comes in and he goes over to Mystic who just got up and he does a swinging neckbreaker on him!!! Dan then grabs Joe and kicks him in the gut. Dan grabs a hold of Joe, but Joe pushes Dan off of him and .....CRUXIFIXION!!!! OOOOOOOH YEAH!!!!! Joe Johnson did it!!! He gave Dan the Cruxifixion!!! But Joe doesn't has the energy to quickly pin Dan. Now he rolls himself on top of Dan, the ref starts to count, 1.................2......but Corvik comes in and breaks the count!!

ND: Corvik drags Joe off of Dan and goes back to his corner. Joe picks up Dan and tags in Mystic. Mystic picks up Dan and snap suplexes him to the mat!! Mystic for the cover, 1.............2........but again Corvik comes in and breaks the count!! Joe Johnson now also comes back in the ring again. Joe and Mystic charge in on Dan and Corvik and...............OHHHHHHHHHHH GODSMACK AND INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!!

JP: Dan superkicked Joe, while Corvik superkicked Mystic!!! Man, those were huge superkicks!!! Dan then jumps on top of Mystic and goes for the pin and. 1..................2.......................3...........yesss Saint & Sinner get the win and they are still the Tagteam Champions!!!

ND: Man, what a match!! Why is this one over yet!!! These four men gave it all there was!! What a match John!!

JP: I know Neil. But there has to be a winner and tonight it are Sean Corvik and Dan Prohibition!! It was close, very close but Joe Johnson and Mystic have to wait for another opportunity to capture the Tagteam gold!!

(Commercials).

Winner: Saint & Sinner


Exile(c) vs. Cazzo - Universal Title

JP: Its time for the main event Neil!! The main event for the Universal Title! Champion Exile has to defend his title against Prez Cazzo, a former Universal Champion!! So he knows what its like to be on top!!

ND: Don't forget that Cazzo is in the advantage right now. Coz Exile already had to go through a match earlier tonight. And Exile lost that match, so mentally he's not doing good aswell. So both fysically and mentally he had a couple of bumps to take already.

JP: We'll find out if he can recuperate from that.

(Then Damned if I do starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes walking out. He walks to the ring and on his way he shakes hands with some of the fans. He then uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

(Right after Born of a broken man by Rage Against The Machine plays and Exile and Roadblock come walking out. Exile still has some bruises, but he doesn't seem to care and he runs to the ring and he slides in).

ND: Its on!

JP: Exile and Cazzo start pounding eachother from the start. Viscious punches are traded out here!! Then its Cazzo who sends Exile in the ropes and its the Dropkick King with a dropkick that hits Exile right in the face!! Cazzo into the ropes and comes off for an elbow drop on Exile!! Cazzo picks Exile up and sends him into a corner, Cazzo charges in but Exile moves out of the way and Cazzo flies chestfirst into the topturnbuckle!!

ND: Exile doesn't hesitate and he lifts Cazzo up and he puts him on the topturnbuckle!! Exile climbs on aswell and ......BACKDROP SUPLEX FROM THE TOPROPE!! Exile just executed that move!! My GOD!!! Exile is going for the pin, 1..........2..........but a kickout!! Exile now starts to choke Cazzo. The ref is trying to stop Exile, but the champ doesn't stop. He wants to pay Cazzo back for humiliating him earlier tonight!!

JP: Cazzo reaches the ropes and uses them to get to his feet. Exile is still trying to choke Cazzo but its the prez with a big elbow and Exile lets go off the chokehold. Exile grabs Cazzo by the arm and does a hiptoss, but oooh nicely done by Cazzo who lands on his own feet again. Cazzo then rushes to the corner, jumps on the topturnbuckle and does a missile dropkick and nails Exile!!!

ND: Thats why they call him the Dropkick King!! Cazzo is going for the pin now, 1.............2........but then its Roadblock who grabs Cazzo's leg and drags him off of Exile!! Cazzo gets up and he goes to the ropes and he reaches over the ropes and he wants to grab Roadblock. Ooooh and he has him, he got a hold of Roadblock!!! But wait, Exile got back up and while Cazzo hangs over the ropes, Exile comes in and he backclotheslines Cazzo over the toprope to the outside!!

JP: Cazzo is on the arena floor now. Cazzo, using the ring as a ladder, climbs to his feet. Roadblock comes up behind Cazzo and hits him with a chair.

ND: Exile has climbed out of the ring and grabs Cazzo's arms. Exile holds Cazzo up as Roadblock jabs the end of the chair into Cazzo repeatedly. Cazzo cries out in pain but Exile and Roadblock just laugh.

JP: Here comes The Punisher!!! The Punisher races down the ramp but Roadblock sees him coming. Roadblock wants to hit him with the chair but The Punisher dives under it and counters with a spear to Roadblock!! Oh yes!! Exile drops Cazzo and turns to face The Punisher.

ND: And it's on! Fists are flying as The Punisher and Exile exchanged blows. Exile grabs The Punisher's arm and tries to whip him into the ring steps. The Punisher reverses and sends Exile into and over the steps. Wow, Exile hit those step hard, John.

JP: Exile didn't just fly into those steps he flew through them. The Punisher starts towards the fallen Exile but doesn't get there. Roadblock picks up the chair where it fell and clobbers The Punisher. The Punisher falls forward on to where the steps use to be.

ND: Roadblock moves to finish the job when Cazzo grabs Roadblock's head and executes reverse DDT. Exile is on his feet now and heads towards Cazzo. Cazzo and Exile lock up. Exile brings up his knee and connects with Cazzo's stomach followed by a face smash on the arena floor. Look, the referee has decided to remain in the ring.

JP: That's a good call, Neil. The referee is only there to make a count or call a submission. Neil, would you like to be down there.

ND: No, thank you. I am fine right where I am. Besides if the come over here, I'll just shove hide behind you.

JP: Thanks a lot. Exile is straddling our President now, pulls up his arms and Camel Clutch. The referee moves outside now and is asking Cazzo if he wants to quit. Cazzo shakes his head but howls in pain.

ND: Wait Cazzo wraps his arms around Exile's leg and Exile receives a massive clothesline from The Punisher. The Punisher is now sitting on Exile's chest and pounding Exile face with his fists.

JP: Oh no, Super Trouper and Mauler have just emerged from the back and are racing towards the ring area. Super Trouper and Mauler pull The Punisher off Exile. Mauler and Super Trouper are laying the boots to The Punisher.

ND: Cazzo is on his feet now and heads to aid The Punisher. Roadblock grabs Cazzo from behind and executes a perfect German Suplex. Did I just say Perfect? Exile is on his feet and slides into the ring. Roadblock rolls Cazzo into the ring and climbs up after him. Exile and Roadblock are stomping the hell out of Cazzo. Cazzo and The Punisher are both being double-teamed in this crazy match.

JP: Why in the blue blazes did The Punisher ask for this to be no disqualification match? Super Trouper and Mauler are going to kill The Punisher while Exile and Roadblock kill Cazzo.

ND: Wait here come Saphio and Warlock! Saphio attacks Super Trouper while Warlock attacks Mauler. Saphio executes a Gorilla Press Slam on Super Trouper. The Punisher gets to his feet and slides in the ring to grab Roadblock. The Punisher grabs Roadblock, whips him to the ropes, and drops Roadblock with a chokeslamm. Roadblock is seeing stars.

JP: Watch out! Exile spins The Punisher around and executes a Rock Bottom. Exile turns around to find Cazzo on his feet. Exile and Cazzo star exchanging blows when...Oh no here comes Cerberus, Zev Saneva, and Ex-Terminator.

ND: But here comes Dan Prohibition to even the odds. What a brawl! Almost the entire locker room is out here in or around the ting fighting. Back in the ring, Super Trouper and Cerberus are holding The Punisher in the corner with Mauler holding up a chair. In the opposite corner, Ex-terminator and Zev are holding Cazzo waiting for Exile to hit Cazzo with a chair.

JP: Roadblock, Warlock, and Dan Prohibition are outside the ring. Dan, Warlock, and Saphio stagger to their feet. Saphio, seeing what's about to happen to his friend starts to slide in. What's this? Warlock and Dan pulled Saphio back out. Saphio looks inquisitively at Dan and Warlock. Dan is telling Saphio not to worry. What has Dan been smoking?

ND: I don't know John but this looks bad. Mauler and Exile both raise their chairs high in the air. Wait! The Punisher just nodded to Mauler. Exile starts towards Cazzo but is cut of by... MAULER. Mauler just hit Exile with the chair. What the hell?

JP: Ex-Terminator releases Cazzo's arm and climbs in the ring. On the other side of the ring, Cerberus and Super Trouper climb in the ring. Cerberus throws his arms up and asks what's going on and receives a chair shot From Mauler. Cerberus falls on to his back. Super Trouper is about to reach Mauler when The Punisher grabs him from behind. THE GAVEL! The Punisher just executed The Gavel on Super Trouper. Outside, Saphio looks up at the ring as stunned as Cazzo inside. Dan Prohibition, Zev Sanecva, and Warlock slide into the ring. Exile rises to his feet but Ex-Terminator whirls him around. Exile's head goes between EX-Terminator's legs and EX-TERMINATED! What is this all about?

ND: I've stopped trying to guess, John. Cazzo whirls around picks Exile up and executes the CAZZOBREAKER! Saphio is in the ring now. Cazzo covers Exile. The referee counts 1...............2.................3. Yes, Cazzo is the new Universal Champion! Who would of believe that!!!.

(Cazzo grabs a mic and walks over to The Punisher.)

Cazzo: Punisher, you got me a little confused. What is all this about?

JP: The Punisher grins really big and takes of his shirt. Cazzo looks at the shirt and smiles. What does the shirt say? The camera zooms in on The Punisher's shirt revealing a green shirt with the image of a gavel on the front. Below the logo it reads "Ministry of Total Justice. The crowd's cheers become a deafening roar.

ND: MY GOD! THE MINISTRY IS BACK!

JP: I can't believe it! The Punisher talked the whole month about a resurrection but I never expected The Ministry. Zev Sanecva, Dan Prohibition, Warlock, Mauler, and Ex-Terminator are now all wearing Ministry shirts.

(Suddenly you hear a roar and a monster truck drives out form backstage. The monster truck has the pictures, names and finishers of each Ministry member. Swamp Fox leans out the cab of the truck and waves to the crowd. The Punisher takes the mic from Cazzo.)

The Punisher: Ladies, Gentleman, and fellow EWCL employees. Justice and order has returned to the Extreme Wrestling Championship League! Finally the halls of the EWCL will ring out with the words... Ministry: JUSTICE IS NO LONGER BLIND!!!

(While Punisher and the Ministry of Total Justice leave ringside Cazzo grabs the mic again).

Prez Cazzo: The Ministry is back, what more do you want!.

(Cazzo wipes the sweat of his face and then looks at Exile).

Prez Cazzo: Exile, I hope after tonight you realize yourself that what I have been saying all along is the truth. That you are not a worthy champion and that you always used me to get fame and fortune. But Exile, those days are over. Tonight I have proven and the entire world has seen what a failure you are Exile. Last week you had your little troopers to beat me and the Good Guys up, but tonight you had to do it yourself, you were on your own Exile, and you couldn't cut it!! How does that taste Exile!!!

(Prez Cazzo then takes the Universal Titlebelt and he throws it to Exile).

Prez Cazzo: Here, take it!! I don't even want it!! The only reason why I made this match a title match, is to prove a point!! And I think my point has been proven!! Now here you can go back to being the poor Universal Champion that you used to be and I hope you learned something out of the humiliading night you had today!! Oh and by the way, Exile, next week its gonna be you and Eddie "Impact" Osbourne in the main event for the Universal Title!! You think you can handle that??!!?? Well you better!!

JP: Wow, what a match we got at our hands for next Venom!!!

ND: Next Venom should be excellent John. Can't wait till then!! For now we have to say goodbye, see you next week!!!

(Fade to black).

Winner: Cazzo


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