(The lights go out, there's a big bang and on the titantron SURVIVOR!!! appears. The screen shows clips of all 8 people that went through to the quarterfinals of the Universal Title Tournament. Then it shows Alexander Glory leaving EWCL. Right after we see the sold out EWCL arena and the people are going crazy).

John Pilchard: Its there!!! The moment has arrived!! Its Survivor time, what we have all been waiting for!!! Who's gonna be the new Universal Title. Well folks, be patient, coz we are gonna find that out tonight. In a little while the new champ will be crowned. Who's your favorite Neil?

Neil Down: To me there is only one favorite, John. And his name starts with Danny and ends with Christ!!

JP: Yeah I figured you would say that.

ND: Then who do you think is gonna go all the way?

JP: I would put my money on Kritical Kondition. Just face it, the man is a former Universal Champion. He got the skills, he got the talent and he got the experience and knows whats it like to be on top of the EWCL. So I would say, he's the favorite. But let us look at the 8 contenders now.

ND: Seven John.

JP: Oh darn yeah, I forgot about Glory. Glory went on to the second round, but then earlier this week we heard that he has other business to take care of. Well we gotta respect that. But life goes on and the EWCL goes on so there has to be someone who has to fill in for him. Who that person is gonna be, I don't know. But ok that leaves us with Danny Christ.

ND: Ahum (he coughs).

JP: What?

ND: Miraculous Danny Christ!!

JP: Ok, Neil. Miraculous Danny Christ. Then we have Freak Destroyer Cerberus, Sparhawk, Kritical Kondition, The Rage, Tony Canon and Shane Johnson. The draw is still unknown. Prez Cazzo is gonna do the draw live in the ring in a few moments. Oooh the excitement!!

ND: Wooohooo yeah!!

JP: Neil, I hope you didn't mean that in a sarcastic way?

ND: Naaah, would I ever do that?

JP: Agh.

(Then Damned if I do starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes walking out. He wears his traditional Dropkick King shirt and his sunglasses. He is escorted by the lovely and ever beautiful Pamela Charles. She's wearing a nice tight red dress and high heels. Prez Cazzo is holding has a middle-sized trophy in one hand and in the other hand he got the Universal Title belt. He reaches ringside, climbs in the ring and puts the trophy on the mat and asks for a microphone. He then waits till the crowd has calmed down and then he starts to speak).

Prez Cazzo: ITS SURVIVOR TIME!!!! (the crowd roars!!!) Tonight the EWCL, will have its new Universal Champion. Eight people left in the tournament. Eight contenders, eight tough men. They are gonna fight for this here (he lifts the Universal Title belt up in the air). An extra thing the winner gets is this trophy here!! I thought it would be a nice gesture. Besides I needed something to put the tags in with the 8 names that are still in the tournament. Oooh yeah right here right now, I am gonna make the draw for the quarterfinals. The name that is gonna replace Alexander Glory is already in there, so you'll find out soon who that person is gonna be. Ok, and this is gonna be the draw for the quarterfinals, after these quarterfinals there is gona be another draw for the semi finals. Now that we got that clear its time to DRAW!!!!

Prez Cazzo: And I got my baby Pamela here to do the draw. Pamela, its up to you to take the first two papers out and hand them over to me.

(Pamela reaches into the trophy and a couple of seconds later she has the first paper in her hands and gives it to the Prez).

JP: Oooh can you feel the tension??!!?? Who's the first person!!!

Prez Cazzo: Ok, here we go. The first name is........SPARHAWK!!!!

(The crowd goes wild after hearing this first name. Pamela then takes out another paper and again hands it over to the Prez).

Prez Cazzo: And his opponent...........DANNY CHRIST!!!!

ND: YESS!!!!

(Then Carousel by Linkin Park starts to play and Sparhawk comes walking out. The fans cheer him on alot while he walks to ringside. Sparhawk doesn't waste any time though to get in the ring).

(Then 96 quite bitter beings blares over the speakers and Miraculous Danny Christ comes out and makes his way to the ring).

ND: ALL RISE for the Miraculous one!!!

JP: Sit down, Neil!!! You're making a fool out of yourself!!

(But Neil doesn't even react to that. Christ arrives at ringside, he walks over to the commentators and shakes hands with Neil Down. Then Christ uses the steps to enter the ring).

ND: Did you see that??!!?? Now, thats what I call respect!!!

JP: Yeah, Neil, just sit down now, will you.

(We see that Prez Cazzo and Pamela stepped out of the ring and they take a seat next to the timekeeper. In the ring the referee is telling both Sparhawk and Danny Christ the rules).

Ding ding ding

JP: Ok, its on, SURVIVOR has really begun now!!! Sparhawk and Christ are staring at eachother now. Its like a staredown going on. We already found out over the last weeks that Christ isn't really too fond about Sparhawk. So now its his time to back up his words. Now there's some movement in the ring and the two start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds. Then they tie up, but Christ pushes Sparhawk backwards and throws him to the mat with a hiptoss.

ND: WOW, what a beginning!! Christ looking good here, he stomps Sparhawk to the head and the midsection now. But Sparhawk is getting up and they tie up again. This time Sparhawk can irish whip Christ into the ropes. Christ comes off the ropes and Sparhawk clotheslines him to the mat. Sparhawk wants to go for a trademark ankle lock, but Christ crawls over to the ropes before Sparhawk can hook it on.

JP: Both men up again and for the third time they lock up. Ooh its Christ who reverses the tie up into a sideslam that takes Sparhawk to the mat. Christ now into the ropes, comes off and legdrop on Sparhawk. Christ goes for the pin, but Sparhawk kicks out right away. Its not that simple. Christ picks Sparhawk up and scoopslams him back to the mat. Christ then goes for the leg and wants to hook in an ankle lock of his own.

ND: But now Sparhawk drags himself to the ropes before Christ can hook it on. Christ is pissed now and he kicks Sparhawk right in the face with his right boot. Christ grabs Sparhawk by the hair and he whips him into the nearest corner. Christ goes in after and starts to punch Sparhawk in the head. 1.....2.......3.......4.......5....6......7.......8.......9.......10.... ooh yeah 10 punches in a row.

JP: And Sparhawk falls to the mat face first. Christ now climbs the topturnbuckle and he faces the crowd now. He goes for a moonsault now and he dives off. But oooh Sparhawk just moved out of the way in time. Sparhawk gets back to his feet and he goes over to Christ and hooks in a camel clutch!! We see Christ screaming it out from the pain now!! Can he stand anymore??

ND: Thats not screaming from the pain!! He's just playing it, everybody can see that.

JP: Yeah, yeah, Neil, whatever you say. Christ is trying to get back up now, he is up to his knees and now tries to get to his feet, while Sparhawk is still holding on. Oooh Christ gets to his feet and oooh man he just let himself drop backwards and he lands straigh onto Sparhawk!!! Christ is now the first go get back up and he goes over to Sparhawk and talks some thrash to him.

ND: Then Christ picks Sparhawk up and sends him in the ropes, Christ goes for a clothesline, but Sparhawk ducks the arm, comes off the ropes again and counters with a swinging neckbreaker. Sparhawk for the cover now. 1...........2.......but Christ kicks out. Sparhawk grabs Christ by the head now and hands out a right one. He then waistlocks Christ and follows that up with a german suplex.

JP: Sparhawk then starts climbing the topturnbuckle. He's on top now and he waits till Christ is back up to his feet. But Christ is facing Sparhawk with his back. Yeahhh Sparhawk jumps off and missile dropkicks Christ in the back. What a move!!! Sparhawk follows right up with hooking in a sharpshooter and again we see Christ screaming it out. Sparhawk is close to a win now. Christ is close to tapping out.

ND: Christ would never tap out, thats one thing I tell you!!! You see, he's already trying to reach for the ropes. Sparhawk screwed up, he never hooked in the sharpshooter in the middle of the ring. Now Christ is too close to the ropes and he is almost there. Oooh almost there now, and yeahhh he reaches the ropes and Sparhawk lets go of the hold. Sparhawk grabs Christ by the head and he whips him in the ropes.

JP: But Christ hangs on to the ropes and Sparhawk doesn't hesitate and he charges in. But oooh man, Christ pulls down the toprope and Sparhawk comes in and flies right over Christ and over the toprope to the outside!!! MY GODDDD!!!

ND: Nooo, CHRIST, not God!!

JP: Funny Neil.

ND: We see Sparhawk laying on the concrete now. Christ is still in the ring and he's figuring out what do to next. He then decides to climb the topturnbuckle and HOLY SHITTT he dives off and moonsaults and lands on Sparhawk!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! Christ in action here!!! Christ gets back up and he picks Sparhawk up and he rolls him back into the ring. Christ follows in after and he goes straight for the pin. 1...........2..........but a late kickout by Sparhawk.

JP: Christ can't believe this thing isn't over yet. He thought he had the win here, he thought that was gonna be the threecount, but no way. Sparhawk is still in the match. He will never give up like that. Christ now starts stomping and kicking Sparhawk again, first he stomps the legs, then the midsection and finally the head. Christ then picks Sparhawk up and he sends him in the ropes.

ND: Sparhawk comes off the ropes, and Christ is ready for either a clothesline or a backdrop, but Sparhawk sees it coming and he counters with a spear that takes Christ to the mat!!! Sparhawk now for the cover. This can't be it, nooo way. Just can't. 1............2............yeahhhh kick out by Christ. He done it!! Now its Sparhawk who can't believe it.

JP: Then Sparhawk grabs Christ by the head and picks him up, but Christ counters with a cheap shot, he pokes Sparhawk in the eye. And Christ follows that right up with THE SIGNOFF!!!!

ND: Thats it!!! The SignOff!!! Christ's finisher. Christ goes for the pin now. 1.................2.................3..............yeahhhhhhh he did it. He beat Sparhawk and goes on to the semi finals of the Universal Title tournament!!!! The Miraculous One is still in there!!!

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: Back to the draw again. The second quarterfinal match. Pamela?

(Pamela takes out another paper out of the trophy and hands it over to Cazzo).

Prez Cazzo: Oooh its Internet Champion FREAK DESTROYER CERBERUS!!! He should know that his title will be on the line aswell here in the quarterfinals. All the titles are still on the line during this night, just so you know.

(Pamela grabs another paper and hands it over).

Prez Cazzo: His opponent.............KRITICAL KONDITION!!! The man, the myth, the scumbag, hmm I mean the legend.

(While Prez Cazzo and Pamela Charles are making their way out of the ring we hear Freak on a leash start to play and Freak Destroyer Cerberus comes running out. He runs to the ring and slides in).

(Then moments later Angry again by Megadeth starts to play and Kritical Kondition Sean Corvik comes walking out. He is carrying the Prime Time Title that Alexander Glory handed over to him. KK looks focussed as always and he takes his time to get to ringside. Once he arrives he climbs in and starts to stare at Cerberus).

Ding ding ding

JP: Man, does KK look ready or what!!

ND: The match has started and KK goes right after Cerberus. Cerberus didn't really seem ready yet and KK hands out a couple of chops right to the chest. Cerberus's chest goes red straight away from those chops. KK now follows that up with sending Cerberus into the ropes and doing a hurricanrana. KK for the early cover, but he only gets a two count for that.

JP: KK all over Cerberus here in the beginning. Cerberus really has to try to get back in the match, coz also his Internet Title is at stake. KK picks Cerberus up by the hair and again he whips him in the ropes, this time Cerberus comes off and gets clotheslined to the mat. KK to the toprope and he dives off for a moonsault, but oooh Cerberus lifts the knees up and KK lands straight on them.

ND: Cerberus rather quickly to his feet now, and he grabs KK and sets him up for a piledriver and executes it. Cerberus picks KK up and now he sends KK into the corner and he charges in right after and splashes him. Cerberus steps away and KK falls face first to the mat. Cerberus steps on the second turnbuckle now and does an elbow drop on top of the former Universal Champion.

JP: It looks like Cerberus did get in the match here and in control now. Cerberus sends KK in the ropes now, he comes off and oooh Cerberus grabs KK in a chokeslam hold, but oooh KK rakes the eye of Cerberus and he lets go of the chokeslam hold. KK counters right away with a viscious ddt. KK grabs Cerberus and yeahhh spinning falcon arrow. KK back in control again now. He picks Cerberus up and there it is....Ritual of Kondition!!! We seen that last week when he did that to Tony DeLucci.

ND: It's a martial arts combo and I tell you, not many will get up from that easily. KK to the topturnbuckle once again now and he goes for another try for a moonsault. He dives off, and this time he lands straight on Cerberus. Its gonna be over soon I think now!!!

JP: KK grabs Cerberus and yeahhh The Darkest Hour!!! Ring the bell its over!!!!!! Kritical Kondition quite easily goes on to the semi finals of the tournament. And next to that he captured the Internet Title. Two flies in one hit!!! But he probly wants more, oh yeah he definately wants more!!! We'll see more of him later.

(Commercials)

Prez Cazzo: Two down, two to go. Well I won't bother you any further people and will draw the third match in the quarterfinals now. And let me refresh your memory, there is one name in there who is gonna replace Alexander Glory. Ok, Pamela, please the next two papers.

(Pamela hands over another paper and hands it over to the Prez).

Prez Cazzo: First wrestler in this third quarterfinal.......THE RAGE!!!!!

(The crowd goes wild already, but they don't even know who he has to fight. Pamela then gives the paper with Rage's opponent on it).

Prez Cazzo: His opponent.....Ooooh its the replacement of Alexander Glory people!!!! The replacement of Alexander Glory is no one other then..........DAN PROHIBITION!!!!!!

JP: OOOOOH MAN!!!!! Dan Prohibition!!! That means that tagteampartners The Rage and Dan have to face eachother here in the quarterfinals!!! Fans, it's time for a clash between two supposed allies�. Two men who must work together if ever they are to form a coherent and successful team. And they are two men who it seems have very little in common, save a personal dislike of the other. Fans� its time for The Rage versus Dan Prohibition!

(The vignette cuts in� Rage versus Morning Star and Punisher. The Rage starting strong, but flagging towards the end. And then Prohibition! Prohibition with the save! REVELATION! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!

The Rage: 'You and The Rage are not friends Dan Prohibition.'

An uneasy alliance.

Dan Prohibition: 'Rick, can you look after Lydia for me?'

A request between partners.

Dan Prohibition versus Alexander Glory! Lydia injured!!! Where is The Rage?!

Dan Prohibition: 'Damnit Rick, I don't know what your problem is!'

Sparhawk and Cerberus versus Dan Prohibition� punishment match. An illegal choke! Dan is going out� THE RAGE! REVELATION! ONE��..TWO��.THREE! Dan� hand extended in friendship� REVELATION! The Rage trash-talking Dan about help� about needing aid!

Later that night, the attack. The Punisher down. The Punisher out�. The Rage in! REVELATION!

John Pilchard: 'The Rage will go to Survivor! What will this man add to the mix�?!')

(The vignette fades.)

('One Step Closer' booms through the arena, and the fans come to their feet as one for one of the most loved EWCL superstars. Dan Prohibition steps out below the flashing Titantron and raises an arm in salute to the accolades. Lydia steps from behind the curtain and the fans increase their volume for his lovely valet. She nods, giving a wave, and the pair head down towards the ring. Pyro blasts along the edge as they descend towards the squared circle, and every now and then Dan walks across to slap the hand of a fan or two.)

JP: This should be an interesting match to say the least. I can't wait to see what these two are like when facing each other across that ring. I can almost feel the tension already.

(The lights in the packed arena flicker and die, like candles in a strong breeze. Several hundred feet above the roaring mass, the roof of the auditorium lights up, dark blue flash-globes swooping slowly like lazy crows. The Titantron gradually brightens into life, displaying disjointed images like a slideshow of memories... sepia remembrances and flickering triumphs to the opening riff of Kid Rock's 'American Bad Ass'. The fans go ballistic. Upon either side of the ramp two enormous explosions threaten the very roof of the auditorium, and as the brightness fades ever so slightly he is there at the top of the ramp. He watches the crowd as they holler for him, before turning his gaze towards Dan. Burning bright and strong for several moments, the pyro eventually fades, until finally five words flash blindingly in white across the Jumbo Screen, leaving the familiar imprint of lightning upon the vision of the fans... 'The Revelation is at Hand'. The crowd response is deafening. He heads down to the ring and rolls in, straight to his feet.)

JP: And Dan with a huge right hand there to start this thing off! He's not waiting a second� he knows he has to close Rage down fast, 'cos the longer this match goes on the more in favour of The Rage it becomes. Rage comes back� and now they're trading blows, lefts and rights. Dan with a knee to Rage's abdomen, followed by an elbow to the back of the head! Rage is down. This is a great start for the young grappler from Buffalo!

ND: You've got to ask if Rage has underestimated Dan Prohibition here. No one's given the Hardcore Saint a chance, and yet he may just be a surprise entrant into the finals if he keeps this up.

JP: That's true Neil. He's got Rage up, sending him into the ropes� Rage comes back� Dan brings up a knee and Rage flies right over! Wow, he just went inverted. Dan's pumped� doing a little bit of showboating. The fans are responding, and yet you get the feeling they don't really know what side to be on in this clash. Lydia's shouting for Dan to concentrate� Dan pulls Rage to his knees� Rage comes back with a blow to the stomach. Another! Dan's winded� taking a few steps back. He comes back at Rage� Rage catches him in a huge SIDEWALK SLAM!

ND: You can't showboat when you're across the ring from a guy like O'Connor. He'll turn it around on you the moment you blink. We've seen him come back from enormous odds.

JP: Rage is gathering himself now� he puts the boots to Dan, then pulls him to his feet. A few punches, and he takes him to the corner. Knee to the abdomen� again� again. A back elbow! Dan is feeling this match now, I can tell you. And this is not the sort of offence we've come to expect from The Rage either. This is brawling, plain and simple. O'Connor's altered his match style to keep Dan in the ring and reeling. Smart, smart move. Dan's a brawler, a hardcore brawler, and Rage is bringing it to him by his own rules. Wait� he's setting Dan up atop the corner� Dan's struggling to break free, but it looks like Rage has him� TOP ROPE SUPLEX!

ND: Oh yeah! Did you see Lydia wince on that one?!

JP: I certainly did. Rage to his feet slowly� that had to take a little out of him. Rage off the ropes� KNEE DROP! He's pulling up the leg� One�� Two��� Kickout! Not this early. Rage drags Prohibition up� Prohibition breaks the hold� JAWBREAKER! The Rage is down, Dan is down. Dan rolls out of the ring. Lydia is there, checking on him. Rage is shaking off the hurt. What's Dan� he's going under the ring! He's got a stop sign! And� his staple-gun!

ND: Do you get the feeling he may have prepared earlier?

JP: Dan's pulling Rage out of the ring by his leg� Rage looks wobbly. Dan pulls up the sign for a strike� but Rage punches the sign straight into Dan's face! Dan stumbles back. Rage capitalises, grabbing him by the arm and swinging him into the stairs! Ow! Rage's now going under the ring� what's he got there? A chair! He sets it up against Prohibition, who's still out of it there against the ring steps. He heads to the other side� oh man, he's going to ram him! Here he�! NO! Lydia's grabbed Rage by the arm. She's pleading with him not to do it. Rage is looking down at her hand. His eyes raise� he doesn't look happy. Don't do it Rick, she's a woman! Rage having heated words with Lydia�. He yanks the arm away, turns� WHAM! Dan plants him with that chair! I didn't even see the kid get up! What a powerful shot�!

ND: Rage'll be passing teeth for the next week!

JP: Lydia scampers out of the way. You'd never know that Rage and Dan are supposed to be allies. I think they're trying to kill one another. The referee is trying to get them both back in to the ring. Dan's got the staple-gun. The fans are on their feet. He's taking it in to his own element here. Rage is not a hardcore wrestler! Dan tests the staple-gun� looks to be working. He comes in towards The Rage� Rage to his knees, crawling. Dan comes in� Rage kicks back into a low blow! Dan goes down hard! Rage rolls on to his back, panting. Lydia rushes over. Rage pulls himself up, snatches the fallen staple-gun. Lydia's trying to wrestle it away from him, but Rage gives her a shove, sends her sprawling. He hefts it� the fans are going nuts! NO! He's punching holes into Dan's chest with that thing! Prohibition is in agony! Rage throws the gun away, pulling the young man to his feet and rolling him back in to the ring.

ND: Do you think Dan will leak now when he drinks? Like in the cartoons? Oh, I forgot, Dan doesn't drink� boom-boom.

JP: I can't believe they pay you for that.

ND: Me neither. Ain't life crazy?

JP: Rage going for the pin again. One� Two� Kickout again! Dan won't stay down! O'Connor to his feet, pulling Prohibition up with him. He has him up� T-BONE SUPLEX! Now Rage is taking it back into his world� for a guy his size it's amazing the number of moves he knows. He'll mix it up with you any way you want to bring it. Rage back to his feet. He's shouting for Dan to get up. Dan moving sluggishly now� a testimony that he's moving at all. Dan's up� Rage moves in for the REVELATION� HE HAS IT� NO! Dan shifts and HIP TOSSES Rage! Rage straight back to his feet� Dan still looking weak� Rage swings with a big fist, but Dan ducks it. Rage turns around and� Dan twists him into the air� he has him up for the STRAIGHT EDGE SPIKE! He's spinning! WAIT! Rage manages to reverse the move� comes over the top� they're still spinning! STRAIGHT EDGE SPIKE! Oh my God! Oh dear God! The Rage just gave Dan the Straight Edge Spike!

ND: Can he do that? Is that a breach of patent law or something?

JP: He just did! He pulls up the leg� One�.. Two��. Th�.. YES! Prohibition kicks out! He kicked out of his own finisher! This kid has a heck of a future here in the EWCL! Rage looks stunned. The fans are roaring� they love it! The Rage stands slowly, staring at Prohibition. He looks out at the roaring fans, then back to Dan. He nods slightly� a sign of respect. It just might have taken this to force O'Connor to respect Dan Prohibition.

ND: It shouldn't have�.

JP: No, Dan's done enough to earn his respect already. You're right. O'Connor crouching slightly, calling for Dan to get up with a quick jerk of his hands. Dan's moving very slowly. I'm not even sure he knows where he is anymore. Rage waiting like a bird of prey� crouching and waiting. Dan's on to one knee� Lydia's thumping the mat, trying to give her guy a little inspiration. Dan's up� he turns� REVELATION! REVELATION!!! It's over! The referee slides to the mat� ONE�.. TWO�����.. THREE! The Rage has won! The official's calling for the bell! The Rage will go on to the semi finals! Dan Prohibition leaves us here, but I don't think this will be the last time we see Dan in the running for the Universal Title.

Jay Blue: And your winner� The Rage!

(The fans cheer wildly for The Rage as he stands over Prohibition. He nods slightly once more, before rolling out of the ring over the second rope. He shares a look with Lydia before heading up the ramp. Lydia slides in to the ring to be with her man.)

JP: What a match! That was one of the best outings we've seen from Dan Prohibition. I wonder if this has brought The Rage and Dan Prohibition closer together or closer to the edge�.? I just don't know.

ND: 'Closer to the edge?' I get it. How is that better than 'Dan doesn't drink'?

JP: Shut up Neil.

(Cut to Commercial)

Prez Cazzo: Ok, no comments about that match!! It brings us to our last match in the quartfinals. Firstly we got......SHANE JOHNSON!!! And the last name is......TONY CANON!!!!!!

(Papercut starts to blare over the speakers and The Loose Cannon Shane Johnson comes running out to the ring and slides into the ring and waits for his opponent).

(Bodies by Drowning Pool then starts to play and its time for Tony Canon to make his appearance. But its quiet and noone is coming out).

JP: Whats this??!!??

(Then we suddenly go backstage and we see Exile and Roadblock standing in front of Tony Canon's lockkerroom. Exile knocks on the door and calls out "RRRROOOMMMM SERVICE!!!!!!!!". Moments later Tony Canon opens the door and right when he does that Exile and Roadblock nail him to the ground with a tray that Exile was holding. The food flies through the room and Exile and Roadblock continue to beat the hell out of Tony Canon. Once Canon is bleeding and is laying unconscious on the ground the two leave.

Exile and Roadblock high five and leave the lockkerroom. We can still hear Roadblock asking: "But who's gonna pay for the room service now??" Right after Exile slaps Roadblock on the back of the head. Roadblock looks surprised, but the two continue to walk on).

JP: Oh MAN!!!!

(Then Extreme Days starts to play and Exile and Roadblock are coming out and starts walking to the ring. But then from out of nowhere we see Jawz coming out and he runs towards Roadblock and does a reverse ddt on the ground. Jawz then stomps and kicks Roadblock on the head. Jawz then picks Roadblock up and hooks him up for his finisher the Tantrum and executes it. Roadblock goes down to the concrete floor and Jawz goes down to pin him. Exile looks up and around him and then goes to the floor and acts like he's the ref and starts to count. 1........2..........3........Jawz then jumps up and raises his hands and leaves ringside again).

ND: Ok, that was intresting!!!

JP: Was it??

(We now see that Exile struts on to the ring and slides in. Exile looks at Shane and Prez Cazzo. Prez Cazzo got a disgust look in his eyes and he don't want Exile in here at all. It then looks like he is thinking, as he is considering everything. The part that Tony Canon can't make it to the ring and he still wants to have a fourht decent quarterfinals. Cazzo then goes over to Shane and they talk a bit. It seems like the prez asked Shane if he is gonna beat Exile. Shane nodded his head and thats the sign for Prez Cazzo to make a signal that means that the match can go on. He then climbs out of the ring and the bell rings).

Ding ding ding

JP: Shocking!!! So he is letting Exile in the tournament??? Unbelievable!!! He must be really convinced that Shane is gonna beat his own Royal Family partner.

ND: The bell has rung and the two circle eachother for a few seconds and they exchange looks. They then approach eachother and at the same moment they reach out their right hand and shake hands and hug. Shane then pads Exile on the back and then Shane goes over to the ropes and climbs out and walks out of ringside.

JP: WHAT IS THAT???!!!??? Whats that suppose to be??? Shane is just letting it go or what? Exile has screwed Prez Cazzo again!!! I can't believe it, and Prez Cazzo also can't believe it!!

ND: Yeah but fact is that Exile is on to the semi finals!!! I can't wait!!!

(Commercials).

JP: Its something, only 4 people left. One of these four is gonna be the Universal Champion in the end!!! Who is it gonna be, who's the one!!! Lets go to the ring, coz we already can see Prez Cazzo standing in the ring.

(The camera zooms in to the ring and Prez Cazzo and Pamela Charles are ready for the draw for the semi finals).

Prez Cazzo: Now, lets get straight back to business. I'm not gonna say more about that slimy son of a ..... called Exile. Once again he managed to win a match in a cheap way. I thought Shane wouldn't pull a stunt like that. I hope Shane realized that he lost his Hardcore Title by doing that, but apparently Exile has alot of power in the Royal Family. Now anyway, we are left with 4 names. Four names only. And Pamela lets make the draw now for the first semi final.

(Pamela steps over to the trophy, when all of a sudden from all sides wrestlers start coming out and walking to the ring. Down the aisle we see Sgt. Death, Tony DeLucci and Lazarus coming out. Followed by Dan Prohibition and James Demise. While from out of the audience we see Jawz, Shane Johnson, Roadblock and Dawg Fase coming out and stepping into the ring. All these 9 wrestlers stepped in the ring now and joined Prez Cazzo and Pamela. The Prez looks rather surprised).

Prez Cazzo: I know you all like me (ahum), but thats still no reason for all of you to come out here. What the hell are all of you doing here? I want an explanation, coz we got a tournament going on right here!!

(The wrestlers in the ring look at eachother for a bit and then Dan Prohibition steps up and grabs a mic).

Dan: We were asked to come out here.

Prez Cazzo: Whats that suppose to mean? I never asked all of you to come out here.

(Jawz steps forward now and he hands a note over to the Prez, who reads it out loud. The note says: "BLOODY MAGGOT.....ARE YOU GONNA SURVIVE......IN THE RING AFTER THE QUARTERFINALS!!!!!).

(After reading that out loud, the Prez is quiet and so is the entire arena. They all know that this is the work of the person that has been sending out those threatnotes the last couple of weeks/months. Prez Cazzo tries to smile it all away, and tries to act like nothings going on).

Prez Cazzo: So this is why you all are out here!! A simple note!! I bet if you would get a note to jump from a bridge, that you also would do it, right?

(Roadblock steps forward and replies).

Roadblock: I would!

(After that remark of Roadblock it is Jawz that grabs Roadblock and hooks him up for another Tantrum and executes it. Roadblock goes down and Jawz goes for the cover. Shane then acts as the ref and counts 1.........2............3. Again Jawz gets up and raises his hands).

JP: Crazy!!

(Prez Cazzo only shakes his head after seeing that and he continues to talk).

Prez Cazzo: Now where was I. Oh yeah, you are all out here coz some sort of stupid note!!!.

(All of a sudden the lights go out and the people in the arena start to scream. We hear alot of noise).

JP: Whats going on???!!!??? And whats that noise???

ND: Thats the noise of a cage coming down, John!!!

JP: I don't often agree with you Neil, but this time you could be right!! But somebody turn those ligts on!!!

(A few seconds later the noise stops and the lights go back on. We see the ring and what we see is that the 11 people in the ring are trapped. Surrounding the ring we see a cage. Its not a normal cage, its a cage laced with razor wire.).

JP: WHATS THAT??!!??

ND: I'm starting to get afraid now, John!!

JP: Yes, I know, this is the work of a madman!!!

(Then O'fortuna starts to play over the speakers).

ND: I know who it is!!! Oh my God!!! This can't be true, just can't be real!!

JP: I know what you are thinking Neil, and I sure to God hope we are wrong!!

(We see how a figure is coming out from behind the curtains and starts walking to the ring. The figure is holding a razor bat in his hands and we can see the expression on the wrestlers faces. They recognise who the figure is).

JP: WE WERE RIGHT.....ITS HIM.......ITS FAZZER!!!! HE WAS BEHIND ALL OF THIS ALL ALONG!!! WE WERE RIGHT, IT WAS THE WORK OF A MADMAN!!!

(The wrestlers in the ring all starts to try to escape from the cage. But by climbing the top they all get injured coz of the razor wire. Jawz is the first to climb out of the cage all the way. He is out and he runs towards Fazzer, but Fazzer nails him with that razor bat. Right after Jawz we see Shane Johnson and Sgt. Death coming out. But Fazzer also nails them with his razor bat. This goes on and on, till all 9 wrestlers are down on the floor, taken out by Fazzer and his razor bat.

We see that Prez Cazzo and Pamela not taking any more effort to get out of the cage. They already ripped their hands open, but they saw what happend to all the other wrestlers so they stay in the cage. Fazzer then walks over to the razor wire cage and he looks at the Prez and he starts to laugh. Fazzer then turns his back and walks out of ringside).

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: Thats what we all needed....a return of the Dark One Fazzer!!! The freak is back, and I can't say I like it!! But I'm not gonna waste more words on him. Now its really time for the draw and because Pamela isn't here anymore I will do the draw on my own.

(Prez Cazzo takes out a paper from the trophy, folds it open).

Prez Cazzo: The first wrestler in the first semi final is gonna be...............KRITICAL KONDITION!!!!

(He then takes out another paper out of the trophy. He folds it open and reads the name, but then we see that he throws the paper back into the trophy. He then takes out another paper, again he folds it open and reads it, but again he throws it back into the trophy. Prez Cazzo then takes the last left paper out of the tropy, and opens it).

Prez Cazzo: And his opponent by the luck of the draw is...............EXILE!!!!!

JP: Yeah right, luck of the draw!!

ND: So the first semi final is KK versus Exile, that means that the second semi final is between The Rage and Danny Christ.

(Angry Again by Megadeth starts to play and Kritical Kondition comes walking out. On one shoulder he got the Internet Title, while on the other shoulder he got the Prime Time Title. He walks to the ring, hands the titles over to Jay Blue and enters the ring).

(Extreme Days by DC Talk blares over the speakers and Exile comes running out. He got the Hardcore Title around his waist. He arrives at ringside and hands the title over to Jay Blue aswell and he slides in the ring).

JP: Again we have two Royal Family members in the ring together. But I doubt that Exile is gonna have an easy win like just before.

ND: After both men are given their instructions they return to their corners and wait for the bell to ring. It seems like an eternity but the bell finally rings and we are underway. The two Family members circle eachother for a few seconds before they lock up in the center. KK takes the initial advantage with a side headlock. Exile backs him into the ropes and throws him into the ropes. KK comes off the ropes and shoulderblocks Exile down.

JP: KK bounces in the ropes again, but Exile lays on his stomach to allow KK to go over. As KK comes off the ropes, Exile leapfrogs over him. When KK comes off the ropes again, Exile goes for a clothesline but KK ducks it, stops and goes for a dropkick!! Unfortunately both men had that move in mind and go for dropkicks at the same time with neither man connecting!!! Both men hit the mat, but come back up to their feet at the same time!!

ND: It looks like a Royal Family training session!!

JP: Both men circle eachother again and after about 5 seconds they lock up again. This time it is Exile that gets the side headlock. He bounces in the ropes, still holding KK and does a bulldog!!! But KK gets quickly to his feet again, Exile sends KK in the ropes, but when KK comes off he takes Exile to the mat with an armdrag takedown. KK into the ropes and does a kneedrop on Exile.

ND: KK seems to be in control now as he lifts Exile up and delivers a couple of punches to the face. KK then sends Exile into the corner and he charges in right after, but Exile moves out of the way at the last moment and KK flies in shoulderfirst. Exile takes advantage of the situation and he picks KK up and executes a full nelson slam. Follow right after with a cover.1.........2.......but a kickout by KK.

JP: Exile now picks KK up and he scoopslams him back into the mat. Exile then struts a bit round KK and then he starts to climb the topturnbuckle. But in the meantime KK got back up again and he also starts to climb the turnbuckle and he grabs Exile from behind and pulls out a backdrop suplex from the topturnbuckle!!!!! Amazing!!!! KK slowly drags himself on top of Exile now and goes for the cover. 1..........2.........but somehow Exile got out of it.

ND: KK grins a bit at Exile and then he picks him up and sends him into the ropes, Exile comes off the ropes and gets superkicked by KK and falls to the mat. KK now on the topturnbuckle and he dives off for a moonsault and yesss he did it!!! Nice moonsault by KK!!! KK goes for another cover attempt now. 1.............2............but a very late kickout by Exile. That was real close.

JP: KK doesn't stop and he picks Exile up and then bounces himself in the ropes, but when he comes of the ropes Exile sidesteps him and throws him in by his head as he's going by!!! KK goes into the ropes chest-first, richochets backwards and is met with a flying knee by Exile to the back of the head. Exile now goes for the cover, but only gets a two count. Exile then goes to the toprope and waits till KK gets back to his feet and then he takes him down again with a double axe handle.

ND: Exile continues by grabbing KK by the head and sending him into the ropes, but KK comes off and counters with a hurricane ddt!!! How did he do that??!!?? Out of nowhere!!! KK takes a few seconds to catch his breath and then he bounces in the ropes and does an elbow drop on Exile. KK picks Exile up, but Exile quickly kicks him in the gut and hooks in a rockbottom, but KK headbutts Exile before he can execute it. Exile lets go off the hold, but he does clotheslines KK to the mat.

JP: Man, these two know all of eachothers moves!! Exile to the second rope now and he does a legdrop and lands on KK. Exile for the cover. 1............2..........oooh close but KK kicked out. Exile struts around KK again and then he picks him up and sends him into a corner. Exile runs in after, but KK lifts his leg up and Exile flies face first into the boot.

ND: KK counters right away with hooking in the Darkest Hour, but wowwww Exile got out of it!!!! How did he do that??? Thats amazing, thats unbelievable!!!! You can see the look on KK. Noone has came out of the Darkest Hour before, but now Exile did it!!! KK now grabs Exile and sends him in the ropes, he comes off the ropes and oooh hurricanrana by KK.

JP: KK is not going for the pin now, he picks Exile up, but Exile lowblows him and hooks in the Outcast right after and executes it!!! Exile goes for the pin. 1..............2...............but a kickout by KK. HOLY SHIT!!!! Now its Exile that can't believe it!!!! KK got out of the Outcast!! The two now stare at eachother and they are actually grinning a bit now. You can see that both men are almost out of energy here. They went at it for a long time here already.

ND: Both men have really gave it what it takes here, but still they are going at it. Unbelievable!!! Exile and KK both slowly are getting back up and Exile whips KK into the ropes, KK comes off and ooooh double clothesline and they take eachother out!!!! They both land on the mat next to eachother. They are both knocked out so it seems. But wait we see that KK drags his arm over Exile and he goes for the cover, but wooh wait again Exile does the same thing, he also puts his arm over KK now. So both men are pinning eachother here.

JP: The ref still goes for the count though. 1..............2.............3............Umm yeah now what?? They pinned eachother, so that means they both won!! Now what??!!?? The ref looks to the Prez and then the ref motions that this match has to go on, no winner yet. Now both Exile and KK are trying to get back to their feet again. They are back on their knees now.

(Then all of a sudden "Creeping Death" starts to play and 4 masked men wiht Creeping Death shirts come running out. The four arrive at ringside and each one of them stands on one side of the ring now. KK and Exile don't know what to do now. At the same time the four slide into the ring and attack Exile and KK who are still on their knees. There's not much that the two Family members can do, coz of the fight they have been in. Two of the masked men double chokeslam Exile, while two other masked men double chokeslam KK. The four men then slide out of the ring again and one of them goes over to Jay Blue and grabs the Internet, the Prime Time and the Hardcore Title and he takes them with him).

JP: The four masked men then stand next to eachother, while in the ring Exile and KK are knocked out and the ref is counting. 1.....2.......3........4.......5.........6........7........8...........9..........10.....A DOUBLE COUNTOUT!!!! They are both out!!!!

(The masked men then similarily take off their masks and reveal themselves).

ND: OOOH MAN!!! IT ARE.......EX-TERMINATOR.........ZEV SANEZCA.......FREAK CERBERUS....... .AND........SPARHAWK!!!!! So thats Creeping Death!!!!!

JP: And they sure made an impact!!! They not only eliminated both KK and Exile out of the tournament, but they also stole the Internet, Prime Time and the Hardcore Title!!!!

(The 4 Creeping Death members then walk out of ringside, when all of a sudden Save yourself by Stabbing Westward starts to play).

JP: DON'T TELL ME THAT'S............

ND: YES IT'S HIM!!!

JP: IT'S "THE HARDCORE EVENT" JOE JOHNSON!!!!! He comes running out from behind the curtains and charges in at Creeping Death and he takes Zev Sanezca and Cerberus down with a double clothesline. Joe Johnson then stares at the other two members for a few seconds and then Joe Johnson runs to the ring and slides in to check how Exile and KK are doing.

ND: What a night!!!!

JP: And its not over yet!!!

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: Well coz of all these things happening and because Exile and KK were both counted out, there's only one thing I can do. It means that the second semi final, the one between The Rage and Danny Christ, is not the semi final, but that its the actual FINAL OF THE UNIVERSAL TITLE TOURNAMENT!!!!!

(Right after "96 quite bitter beings" starts to play and Danny Christ comes out. He arrogantly walks to the ring and once he arrives he steps in).

ND: I told you he was gonna do good here, he's the man!!!!

(American Badass then starts to blare over the pa system and The Rage comes walking out. In his usual way he comes down the aisle to the ring. When he arrives at ringside he first walks over to Prez Cazzo and gives him a look and then he uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

(The ref calls the two superstars to him and explains the rules. The final is a no-dq, no-count out match, falls count anywhere. The ref then makes the wrestlers go back to their corner and then the bell rings).

Ding ding ding

JP: Ok, this is it, this is the final. The winner of this match is gonna be the next Universal Champion!!! Oh man the excitement!!! But let us focus on the match now. Rage and Christ are having a staredown right now. Oh man you can see it in their eyes. Then they finally tie up and this match has really begun!!!

ND: Christ hooks in a headlock, but The Rage pushes him of him and Christ lands backwards into the ropes. Christ comes off the ropes, but Rage grabs him and oooooh he hooks in the Revelation right away!!! Is this over already??? Ooooh nooo coz Christ somehow got out of the hold. Christ then rakes The Rage in the eye and grabs him by the head and throws him over the toprope to the outside.

JP: Christ now also to the outside and he and The Rage are trading punches right now on the outside. Christ then winds up for a big punch, but The Rage ducks it and catches Christ with a boot to the mid-section!!! The Rage follows that up with stinging left jabs and a hard right to the jaw!!! While Christ was stunned, The Rage takes one of the monitors and he brains Christ with it!!! The Rage then tries to whip Christ into the steelsteps but Christ reverses the whip and The Rage goes into the steps shoulder first.

ND: Christ then comes over and picks up part of the metal stairs. He is going to slam them on top of The Rage, but Rage gets in a lowblow. This causes Christ to drop the stairs and they fall on top of his head!!! With the lower parts of the steps exposed, The Rage takes Christ and piledrives him on top of the steps!!! The Rage then tries for a pin but he only gets a two count.

JP: The Rage then picks Christ up to go for something else, but Christ counters by picking The Rage up and dropping him croth-first onto the guardrail!!! Christ then nails The Rage with a clothesline that sends him into the crowd!!! Christ is following right behind him in hot pursuit!! Christ has a chair and he bashes it into The Rage's back. Christ then follows up with a bodyslam on the concrete floor!!

ND: He then straddles The Rage and gives him 5 punches to the head. Christ goes for the pin, but he only gets a two count. Christ then takes The Rage back to the guardrail and lays him up against it. Christ goes for another clothesline, but The Rage dips his shoulder and backdrops him over the rail!! The Rage then heads back to the ringside area and he throws Christ back into the ring.

JP: The Rage sees Christ still laying on his back in the ring. The Rage heads to the toprope and does an elbow drop on Christ. The Rage then picks Christ up and again he goes for the Revelation!!! He hooks it in again, but Christ reverses it and gets in a belly to belly suplex. Christ is still recovering and from the elbow and can't go for the cover. Christ then grabs The Rage and he sends him into the corner.

ND: Christ moves over and starts to hand out punches to the head. 1....2.....3....4.....5......6.....7.....8.....9......10... Christ then lifts The Rage on top of the topturnbuckle. Christ then goes on top aswell and he superplexs The Rage to the mat!!!! OOOH MYYY GODDDD!!! Christ goes for the cover, but The Rage manages to get a shoulder up. Christ then picks The Rage up and sends him in ropes and gets in a clothesline.

JP: Christ then goes into the ropes and does a legdrop on The Rage. Christ thinks he almost has the win now and he takes his time with picking The Rage up. Christ then sends The Rage in the ropes, but The Rage comes off with a reverse neckbreaker. Both men out on the mat now. After about 10 seconds its The Rage who is the first to get up. He grabs Christ by the hair and he lifts him up and executes a t-bone suplex.

ND: The Rage for the pin. 1.........2.........but kickout by Christ. The Rage not stopping now and he picks Christ up again and he does a sidewalk slam. The Rage then jumps on top off Christ and starts to hand out a couple of punches. He hands out punch after punch now and follows that up by grabbing Christ's head and ramming it into the mat for 3 times. The Rage then jumps to his feet and kicks Christ in the head for 2 times.

JP: The Rage now picks Christ up and he sends him into the ropes. While Christ comes off the ropes, Rage runs towards him and does a running clothesline to take him down. Rage for another pin, but again he only gets a two count. Rage now again picks Christ up and he whips him, but Christ reverses the whip and The Rage flies in the ropes. He comes off the ropes and Christ grabs him for a spinebuster and executes it!!!

ND: Its Christ who starts to climb the toprope now. He is on top now, but The Rage managed to get to his feet and while Christ is standing on the toprope, The Rage lets himself bounce into the ropes and coz of that Christ gets out of balance and he falls from the toprope to the outside!!!! HOLY SHITTTT!!!!!! Somebody help him!!!! The Rage slowly slides out of the ring and moves over to Christ.

JP: The Rage picks him up and he sends him into the steel ringpost. The Rage charges in after, but Christ moves out of the way just in time and The Rage flies in headfirst. Christ takes a few breaths and then grabs The Rage from behind and executes a german suplex on the concrete floor!!!! Christ for the cover. 1...........2.........but kickout by The Rage. This is not over yet!!! Christ then sees that monitor that The Rage used earlier. He grabs it and runs to The Rage and ramms it into his midsection!!

ND: Christ then throws the monitor on top of The Rage who is on the floor now. Rage is busted open now!!! Christ then rolls The Rage over and he hooks in an anklelock on the outside!!! The Rage is screaming it out now!! It really is hurting. But then The Rage grabs that monitor that is laying near him and he throws it right into the back of Christ's head and he lets go and goes down.

JP: The Rage then limps over to Christ and he rolls him back into the ring. The Rage then goes over to Jay Blue and pushes him of his chair and he grabs the chair and also throws that in the ring. The Rage follows in after and he grabs the chair and wants to ramm it into Christ's head. But just when he wants to do that, Christ kicks him in the gut. The Rage drops the chair and Christ follows up with a ddt to the chair!!!

ND: Christ for the cover now. 1.........2.......but a late kickout by The Rage. Now Christ is about to get something going. He sets the chair up near a corner. And then he starts to climb that corner till he is on top of it. He is standing on top of the topturnbuckle now. But he didn't notice that The Rage got back to his feet already.

JP: The Rage doesn't hesitate and he runs towards that corner, uses the steelchair as a springboard and he spears Christ off the topturnbuckle and they both go to the outside and land on the concrete floor!!!!!!! I HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN THAT IN MY LIFE BEFORE!!! THAT IS INSANE!!!! Both men are laying knocked out on the concrete floor right now!!!

ND: After about 20 seconds its The Rage who is the first to get up, he grabs Christ and he rolls him back into the ring. The Rage slowly follows in after. The Rage grabs Christ and...

JP: YEAHHHH REVELATION!!!!! The Rage hooked his finisher and he executes it!!!! The Rage goes for the cover. 1.............2.............3..............yessssssss we have a winner and we have a new Universal Champion!!!! ITS THE RAGE!!!! He's the new champ of the EWCL!!!!!

ND: I can't believe it, Danny Christ lost. I can't believe it. I hope he's doing ok though. He deserved to win here!!

JP: Yeah but The Rage DID win!!! He is raising his hands in the air right now. And we also see now how Prez Cazzo is holding the Universal Title Belt and he takes it with him into the ring. He goes over to The Rage now and hands it over to him.

Prez Cazzo: I know we had our differences in the past before, but here you have the title. I think you deserve it. Congradualations Rick.

(Prez Cazzo hands the title over to The Rage and he puts it around his waist. The Rage then looks at Prez Cazzo and The Rage reaches out his hand. Prez Cazzo reaches out his hand aswell, but then The Rage kicks Prez Cazzo in the gut and hooks in the Revelation on the Prez and executes it!!!).

JP: OOH MAN!!!!! He's unpredictable!!!

(The crowd goes wild and we see The Rage raising his hands in the air!! Then the camera fades to black and the shows over!!!).