(The lights go out, there's a big bang and on the titantron FAMILY VALUES!!! appears, followed by clips of Universal Champion Alexander Glory, The Royal Family members, The Legion and many others!!! The sold out arena in New York is going bananas, they are screaming their longs out and await this PPV to start. The lights turn on again and we see commentators John Pilchard and Neil Down).
John Pilchard: Good evening everyone!!! Its Family Values time!!! You better all be ready, coz you can compare this show as a rollercoaster, its gonna be a bumpy ride...
Neil Down: And you never know when you are gonna throw up!!!
JP: Ok, nice to know that you're here aswell Neil.
ND: Yep, wouldn't want to miss this night for the world. Just look at tonight, oh man what a matches we have. I really wanna see how Joe Johnson is gonna handle those 8 or 9 opponents in that Hardcore Gauntlet match. And ofcourse we have the fourway match for the Internet and Prime Time title. Besides that I am also exciting about the return of Prez Cazzo in the ring. We don't know if this is only a one-time return or that he is gonna be back in the ring every week now.
JP: Well Neil I think he only is gonna step in that ring tonight, coz he wants to get his statement across to the Legion. And together with "The Big Guns" Tony Canon, he is gonna fight The Punisher and Dawg Fase of The Legion. Thats gonna be something. But also don't forget the match between Punisher and Mauler of the Legion against Vego and Super Trouper.
ND: And that brings us to the main event match. The match that everyone has been waiting for!!! Ofcourse I am talking about the match between Alexander Glory and Kritical Kondition for the Universal Title. As far as we know it is just gonna be a normal match, no special stipulations. But then again, these two men don't need a stipulation to make it a great match.
JP: But first things first. The match that is gonna start of the evening is the match between Hardcore Saint Dan Prohibition and Russian Star Zev Sanezca.
JP: Over the week these two men mostly have been discussing Russia and the USA.
ND: Yeah and if a new cold war is gonna start, then we know which two individuals to blame for that, don't we.
JP: Well I wouldn't want to go that far. But yeah they sure didn't improve the relationship between the two countries. But let us go to ringside now.
(One by Metallica starts to play and Zev Sanezca appears from behind the curtains. He is wearing his usual outfit and he is holding the Russian Flag and waves it around. He steps in the ring and waves his flag and some fans start to boo him).
JP: You see all this USA-Russia stuff hasn't really helped Zev. Before most of the fans liked him, but now he even gets boos, amazing.
(One step closer starts to play and Dan Prohibition comes out. He got a hockey mask on his face and ofcourse he holds that already famous stopsign. Lydia joins him to the ring. After Dan climbed into the ring with his stopsign, the referee walks over to him and explains things to him and points to the stopsign and grabs the stopsign out of Dan's hands. Dan looks angry at first, but then he seems to regain control again).
ND: Let me explain. As this is not a hardcore match, but just a normal match, the stopsign or other items are illegal. Ok, the ref took away the stopsign and the flag. We got Lydia looking on the outside. Family Values can begin!!!
JP: Dan and Zev circle eachother for about 5 seconds and then they lock up. Zev gets the first advantage as he whips Dan into the ropes and takes him to the mat with a hiptoss. Dan quickly to his feet again and he chops Zev. Zev counters with also a chop. Both men are handing out chops and the chests of both turn red right away. Then Dan whips Zev in the ropes, and clothesline by Dan. He follows that up with a kneedrop to the head. Dan for the cover. 1.....2..kickout by Zev.
ND: Dan on the move, he grabs Zev up by the head and drags him over to the corner and follows that by ramming Zev's head into the topturnbuckle for 3 times. Dan then wants to whip Zev into the opposite corner, but Zev reverses the whip and Dan flies backfirst into the corner. Zev runs to the corner and splashes on Dan. Zev grabs Dan by the head and executes a snappmare. Zev climbs the topturnbuckle and dives off with a flying elbow on top of Dan. The Russian for the pin, but he only gets a two count.
JP: Now it is Zev's turn to grab Dan by the head and now he ramms Dan's head into the corner. Zev whips Dan into the opposite corner and charges in right after. But Dan moves out of the way in time and Zev flies on the topturnbuckle and to the outside. OOHHH he'll feel that in the morning. Dan climbs the topturnbuckle now and he executes his Flying Guillotine to the ouside on Zev!!!!!
ND: Dan grabs Zev by the head and whips him into the ringsteps. Dan grabs Zev by the head again, but Zev counters with a lowblow. And Zev rolls Dan back into the ring and climbs in after. Zev hands out a big right hand and follows that up with a dropkick to the face of Dan. Zev for the cover. 1.........2.......but kickout by Dan. Zev picks Dan up and sends him in the ropes, he comes back and ooooh hurricanrana by the Russian!!! Zev for another cover, but again he only gets a two count.
JP: Zev really on top now!! Again it is Zev who grabs his opponent by the head and hooks in a headlock. Dan is struggling to get out of the headlock and after about 10 seconds Dan ramms his elbow into Zev's nose and after 2 elbows Zev lets go of the hold. Dan then grabs Zev and executes a downward spiral!!!! Dan for the cover. 1......2......late kickout by Zev. Both men giving it everything they got here!!
ND: Dan picks Zev up now and lifts him up and executes a piledriver. Again it is Dan who grabs Zev by the head and he sends him in the ropes, but Zev ducks the forearm, comes back from the ropes and does a spinning heelkick. Zev quikcly to his feet, bounces back in the ropes and a legdrop on Dan. Cover by Zev. 1.......2...kickout. Zev picks Dan up and wants to powerbomb him into the mat, but he can't lift Dan up. Zev tries again, but Dan reverses with a backdrop.
JP: Dan now whips Zev into the ropes, Zev comes back and oooohhhh double clothesline and they take eachother out!!!! It really goes head to head here!!! The referee starst counting and both men get back to their feet by the count of 7. They lock up again and after Zev got out of the lock, they start handing out fists. Zev then sends Dan into the ropes and superkicks him to the mat. And Zev picks Dan up by the head.
ND: Zev sets Dan up for his A-Bomb. But just at that moment Lydia climbs the apron and starts to distract the referee. The referee is talking to Lydia and is trying to make her get of the apron. Behind the ref's back we see that Dan got out of the A-Bomb hold and kicks the russian star in the midsection. And out of his pocket he grabs his staplegun, that we seen him use last week on Freak Destroyer.
JP: And oooooh Dan just used that staplegun and planted it on Zev's forehead!!! Dan throws the staplegun out of the ring, grabs Zev and executes the Straight Edge Spike on him. At that moment Lydia climbs of the apron back to the floor and the ref turns towards Dan and Zev and sees that Dan is covering Zev. 1............2............3.........AND yessss Dan Prohibition won this match!!!! Dan climbs out of the ring and he and Lydia celebrate and leave ringside.
(Then a commercial starts for saving Paco's Motel. People can donate money to a special account to help Paco in this difficult time after his bar got destroyed by The Legion!! We see a really emotional who talks about his work)
ND: Only seeing those tears in his eyes, makes you wanna grab your wallet and donate some money.
JP: So are you gonna donate some?
ND: What are you crazy??!!!???
JP: Thats what I expected from you, Neil.
ND: But ok, let us go on to the next match.
JP: Now we are gonna see something special. A match like any other, a match like we never seen before in the EWCL. The Hardcore Champion Joe Johnson has to defend his title in a hardcore gauntlet match in which he could face 8 or even 9 people in a row.
ND: Yeah I know alot of people have been waiting for this match. And we also know that Prez Cazzo only put Joe in this match so that Joe is gonna lose his title. Lets find out right away whats it gonna be.
(Save yourself by Stabbing Westward starts to play and Joe "The Hardcore Event" Johnson" starts to play. Joe Johnson comes walking out, around his waist he got the titlebelt and he also carries a baseball bat to the ring. He gets a good pop, as Joe more or less got a cultstatus coz of this match and also coz of his earlier matches. He enters the ring, got his baseball bat in his hands and awaits the first contender).
JP: Ok, who's gonna be the first opponent???
(J.D Onslaughts music starts to play and he will be the first opponent in this Hardcore Gauntlet).
JP: J.D. Onslaught is the first one, we are gonna see his inring debut here. Hmm, but where is he??? Did you see someone come out, Neil?
ND: No, I never seen anyone. I guess J.D got better things to do. We also see Joe's face. He looks focussed and concentrated and he got a look that says, bring them on!! But yeah apparantly J.D. is a no show.
(Then Invaders music starts to play).
JP: Now we are really gonna start. Former Prime Time Champion Invader, now the action is gonna begin!!!
(But again noone is coming out).
ND: What the f&$k is this???
(Thirdly Sandman's music comes on. But just like before, noone is coming out).
ND: I do not understand this one bit!!! What the hell is this?? In the ring we already see that Joe Johnson is sitting in one of the four corners. Yeah well, you can't blame him. He already took care of 3 people, hahaha.
(Grim Reapers music starts to play. But the result is still the same. Noone appears, nothing is happening).
JP: This is not fun anymore. What are they all scared or afraid or what??
ND: I have no idea, all I know is that Prez Cazzo probly ain't too happy about all this.
(Then Grunts music starts to play).
JP: Noo, noo, noo, he also isn't showing!!!! They are really making this easy for Joe Johnson.
(Then Damned if I do by Life of Agony starts to play).
ND: Whats the Prez doing here? He's not one of the people in this match is he??
(Prez Cazzo comes walking out and he doesn't have a happy look on his face. He quickly walks towards the ring and gets a mic from Jay Blue. Joe Johnson got up and stares at the Prez and wonders whats gonna happen now).
Prez Cazzo: Noo, first of all I am not one of Joe's contenders in this match. I thought I was being a nice Prez by giving some of the guys a title shot. A title shot for the Hardcore Title. They no longer needed to fight in dark matches or whatever. No they got a title shot. And as a Prez you expect that people take that shot and use it to get themselves on that ladder and up in this federation. But apparantly some wrestlers don't got what it takes to show up here. And the only person who looks bad now is me, coz I put this match together, I gave them this opportunity. But this was the last chance these guys got from me. So J.D Onslaught, Invader, Sandman, Grim Reaper and Grunt. YOU ALL ARE FIRED!!!!! I counted on you to take that belt from Joe Johnson, and this is what I get in return!!!! And this goes for the persons that still have to come out. If you don't show then you will get FIRED TOO!!!! And Joe Johnson: Don't you laugh, it's not over yet. Trust me, you won't be laughing by the end of this!!! Thank you.
(Prez Cazzo hands the mic back to Jay Blue, looks at Joe, who has a little grin on his face. Then the prez walks out again).
JP: I think he did the right thing. This is a slap in the face of the Prez.
(Then James Demise's music starts to play. And James Demise comes running out. He runs to the ring and slides in).
ND: Finally this match can start!!! When James Demise gets to his feet, Joe Johnson nails him with that baseball bat and Demise goes straight down to the mat. Joe for the cover. 1.......2...........but a very late kickout by Demise. Joe drops the baseball bat and picks Demise up by the head. Joe sends Demise in the corner and follows that up with his baseball slide.
JP: Joe grabs Demise but Demise counters with a low blow. Demise goes for the baseball bat and takes a swing at Joe. But Joe ducks it, kicks Demise in the gut and follows that up with an evenflow ddt!!! And Johnson for the cover. 1.......2.......3.........yesss, James Demise is eliminated. He's doing good. 5 men don't show, one eliminated now. Thats only two more to go.
ND: Or three, don't forget that mystery oppponent.
(Peter Pan's music starts to play and Peter Pan comes walking out. He climbs in the ring and it looks like he is apologizing to Joe. Peter Pan then reaches his hand out to Joe and they shake hands. But then it looks like the fight is on).
JP: Joe Johnson and his proteg� Peter Pan are gonna fight eachother now. Over the last week we saw that they discussed about this moment many times. Would they fight eacother? Would Peter Pan help Joe Johnson? These questions and more will be answered now. Joe and Peter Pan lock up and Joe sends Peter Pan into the ropes. A dropkick by Joe Johnson and Peter Pan goes down to the mat.
ND: Joe Johnson doesn't go for the baseball bat or another item. No, he goes over to Peter Pan who is still on the mat and Joe hooks in an anklelock. And what do you know. Peter Pan taps out right away!!!! I mean even though he is a jobber, I'm sure he could handle this pain of this lock.
JP: So what are you saying. That Peter Pan gave the win to Joe Johnson here?
ND: Well would that sound strange to you?
JP: Hmm, I dunno. Lets look whats happening in the ring. We see that Peter Pan got back to his feet, pads Joe on the back and climbs out of the ring. Joe is shaking his head a bit. He's probly thinking that that kid still has alot to learn.
ND: You can say that again.
JP: When I look at my list there are only two names left. The mystery man and The Freak Destroyer.
(At that moment Freak on a leash starts to play and Freak Destroyer comes out. He is carrying a barbewired bat and walks to the ring. He enters the ring and stares at Johnson).
ND: The two stare at eachother for a few seconds and then Freak takes the first shot. He takes a swing with the barbewired bat, but doesn't aim for the head (what Joe expected), but Freak goes for the leg. And ooohh!!!! Freak slammed that barbewired bat into Joe's leg. OOoh that must hurt like hell. Freak wants to nail Joe again with the barbewired bat and this time he goes for the head. But Joe Johnson can block it and he punches Freak in the face with the other hand.
JP: Freak drops the barbewired bat now. And he sweeps Joe's leg and he goes down to the mat. Freak stomps a couple of times on Joe's injured leg and then he grabs his head and whips Joe, but Joe manages to reverse the whip and Freak flies into the corner. Joe wants to charge in right after, but after a few metres he starts to limp. He can't run good with that leg. Freak was smartthinking there.
ND: Freak runs towards Joe and nails him with a clothesline. Freak lifts Joe up and and atomic drops him. Freak is showing some good stuff here. Freak grabs Joe once again, but Joe counters and sideslams Freak into the mat. Joe grabs the barbewired bat and now its his time to use it and he smacks it into Freak's face. Freak is busted open right away. Blood everywhere right away.
JP: Joe limps to the corner and starts to climb the topturnbuckle. Now why would he do that?? His leg is injured!!! Joe on the topturnbuckle now and OOOOOHH YEAHHHHH he moonsaults off and lands on top of Freak Destroyer. Joe for the cover. 1........2........but a late kickout by Freak. Joe picks Freak up by the head and executes a flying bulldog. Again Joe goes for the cover. 1.......2........but again a kickout by Freak.
ND: Joe limps over to Freak, but Freak lowblows him. Freak gets to his feet and ddt's Joe to the mat. Freak now for the cover. 1.......2......kickout by Joe. Freak lifts Joe up and whips him in the ropes, Freak wants to backdrop Joe, but Joe reads the move and grabs Freak's head and ramms it into the mat. He follows that up with a elbow drop.
JP: Joe Johnson lifts Freak up and makes the sign for the Cruxifixion. And yessssss, he executes his finisher!!!! Joe Johnson for the cover. 1.......2............3........Joe Johnson eliminated Freak Destroyer!!!! This was hard for Joe, but he did it.
ND: So are we gonna see now who the mystery opponent is gonna be??
JP: I think so, Neil.
(From behind the curtains a man appears. The man walks slowly to the ring and when he reaches the ring he enters the ring. We see the surprise in Joe Johnson's face. He really didn't expect to see this guy here!!!).
ND: Www, what is he doing here???? Wasn't he......
JP: Yeah he was, Neil.
ND: He was fired by Prez Cazzo not so long ago!!!! It is Tony "The Hitman" DeLucci who is the mystery man in this match!!! DeLucci who got fired from the EWCL and probly was thrown out of The Royal Family aswell. Now he is back!!! DeLucci and Joe Johnson stare at eachother now. We see that there appears a smile on Joe Johnson's face. It looks like he is happy to see DeLucci.
JP: Yeah but we don't see a smile on DeLucci's face!! Joe Johnson reaches out his hand, but DeLucci doesn't take it. Instead ooh mann he just pushed Joe Johnson backwards!!! I don't know whats going on here. Does DeLucci feels betrayed or what is going on??
(Then Damned if I do starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes walking out with a big grin on his face).
Prez Cazzo: Look who I brought back, Joe!!! Recognise him, hahaha!!! So I guess family isn't everything huh!!!
(Joe looks in shock, that his former Royal Family member Tony DeLucci is back and now isn't on his side anymore, but has changed sides. Again we see that Joe reaches out a hand to DeLucci. But again DeLucci refuses it and pushes Joe backwards. DeLucci then decides to climb out of the ring and together with Prez Cazzo he walks back to the lockerrooms. In the ring we see Joe Johnson with the shock still on his face).
JP: It looks like he just saw a ghost, Neil.
ND: Yeah I know. I had the same feeling when I first saw your wife!!
JP: Neil!!!! ND: Oh sorry, did I say that out loud?
JP: Yes you did.
ND: Well anyway, Joe Johnson might be in shock. But he still is the Hardcore Champion!! It wasn't a real gauntlet, but well he still defeated 3 people!!! Thats still an acomplishment to have respect for!!!
JP: Ok, our next match involves two titles. Its a fourway match between Ex-Terminator, Shane Johnson, Bull Dozer and Flash Chris Bowen. First fall for the Prime Time Title and second fall for the Internet Title.
(Papercut by Linkin Card starts to play and Shane Johnson and Flash Chris Bowen come out and they run to the ring and slide in and get ready. They highfive and wait for their opponents).
(Then Breakstuff by Limp Bizkit starts to play and Bull Dozer comes out. He walks down the aisle, takes his time and finally enters the ring).
(Last but not least Internet Champion Ex-Terminator comes out to Seek and Destroy by Metallica. He looks proud of his title. When he enters the ring this match starts).
JP: The match starts and Flash and Bull go at eachother and Shane and Ex-T go at it aswell. At the same moment Flash superkicks Bull and Shane superkicks Ex-T. Thats some timing man. Flash and Shane both climb a corner then and they both jump of with a moonsault. Flash lands on Ex-T and Shane lands on Bull. These Family members sures start of pretty strong. They look like a tagteam here.
ND: Flash and Shane pick Bull up and they whip him in the ropes. When he comes back, they double flapjack him and he lands face first on the mat. Then they do the exact same thing to Ex-T. Ex-T and Bull are slowly getting up at the same time and they quickly look at eachother and it seems there was some of kind of nodd. Bull runs over to Flash and takes him down with a steinerline clothesline. Ex-T takes Shane down with a big boot. Ex-T and Bull then pick up Flash and they whip him in the ropes and when he comes back they double clothesline him to the mat.
JP: Then Ex-T and Bull do the same thing to Shane. Yeah you know, this could be the only way to survive for Bull and Ex-T and thats to work together here. Bull now grabs Flash and they lock up. Flash then puts a knee in Bulls stomach and he follows that up with a spinning neckbreaker. Flash then with a kneedrop on Bull. Flash then hooks in a sharpshooter hold and you can see that Bull is in severe pain right away. He is trying to reach the ropes but he is too far away. Is he gonna tap out here already?
ND: Ex-T and Shane also locked up and Ex-T then all of a sudden headbutts Shane in the face. He follows that up with sending Shane in the ropes and performing a flying headbutt on Shane. Ex-T then picks Shane up and sends him in the ropes again, but Shane hangs on to the ropes. Ex-T charges in, but Shane hops up and Ex-T flies through the second and third rope to the outside. Shane then quickly bounces back in the ropes, charges in and dives over the toprope to the outside and lands on Ex-T!!!! OH MAN!!!!
JP: In the ring we see that Flash still has that sharpshooter hold on Bull. Bull is too far away from the ropes, so now he is trying to reverse the hold. And after alot of trying Bull is able to reverse the move into a figure four leglock. And now it is Flash who is in pain. Bull got the leglock hooked in right and Flash is screaming. Flash is also too far away from the ropes to reach them. We then see that Shane comes back into the ring and he lowdropkicks Bull in the back.
ND: And Bull lets go off the figure four leglock. Shane then looks to the outside again and he climbs the topturnbuckle and dives of to the outside. But Ex-T got up in time and he nails Shane with a forearm in the midsection. Ex-T follows that up with a jackhammer on the concrete. Ooh man!!!! Shane must really feel that. Ex-T picks Shane up and he scoopslams him back into the concrete floor.
JP: In the ring Flash grabbed Bull and he whips Bull into the corner. But the referee was standing in that corner and Bull flies straight into the referee and the ref gets splashed by Bull. And the ref will feel even more pain, when Flash charges in and he lands on top of Bull and the ref!!!! Flash then whips Bull in the opposite corner, and the ref falls facefirst down to the mat, he is knocked out. Flash grabs Bull and executes a tornado ddt. Flash then climbs on the toprope and he dives off doing Shane's Resurrection finisher move!!!!
ND: He can do any finisher move, it is amazing!!! Flash lands on Bull and he goes for the cover. But the ref is still knocked out. After about 7 seconds Flash gets up again and he turns to the ref and sees he's still knocked out. He shakes him a bit but still not much movement. Then we see on the outside that Ex-T whipped Shane into the ringpost. After that we see that Ex-T looks in the ring and he grabs Jay Blue's chair. He then throws the chair towards Bull who slowly got back to his feet. Flash never seen all of this coz he is busy with the ref.
JP: Bull then gets behind Flash and he nails him with the steelchair and Flash goes down!!!! Wowwww thats payback time from last week!!!! Bull then throws the chair back to the outside and he goes for the cover. In the meantime the ref got back to senses and he sees that Bull is covering Flash. He counts. 1..........2............3........And yeahhhh Bull Dozer is the new Prime Time Champion!!!!! Its the second time he gets that title now!!!
ND: On the outside we see that Shane is furious, coz Bull used that chair and thats illegal in this match. He should have been disqualified for doing that. Shane then focusses on Ex-T and he and Ex-T start handing out punches. Shane then whips Ex-T in the guardrail and runs in after and executes a spinning headscissor. Ex-T goes down to the floor. Shane picks Ex-T up again and he clotheslines him back to the mat.
JP: In the ring Bull picked up Flash again and they lock up again. Bull then whips Flash in the ropes, Flash comes back and he nails Bull with a flying forearm. On the outside we see then that Shane grabs the chair that Bull used before and he lays it in the ring, but so that the referee can't see it. Shane then starts to distract the referee, so that Flash can grab the chair and use it in his favour. Its working so far, Shane got the attention of the ref and behind the refs back Flash grabs the chair and he walks over to Bull and he nails Bull with the steelchair!!!!! What a bamm!!!!
ND: But just at the moment that Flash nailed Bull with that chair, the ref looked around and he saw the entire thing. Right now Flash is covering Bull, but the ref refuses to count. Flash gets up and is yelling at the ref. The referee points at the chair and he then points to the ringkeeper. OOOH MYYY GODDDD!!!!! Flash Chris Bowen gets disqualified here!!!!! OOOH SHOCKING STUFFF!!!! He really isn't happy about this. Flash grabs the chair again and he nails Bull with it again and then he leaves ringside.
JP: We now see that Shane climbs back in the ring and he goes over to Bull for the cover. 1.........2......but Ex-T also got back in the ring again and he could break the count just in time. Ex-T then picks Shane up and sends him in the ropes, he comes back and oooh Ex-T grabs Shane by the throat. And this time he doesn't give Shane the chance to do a hurricanranan, nooooo Ex-T executes the chokeslam and bammmm straight into the mat!!!!! Ex-T then picks Shane up and OOOOOH YEAHHHH he hooked in the Ex-Terminated and he actually can execute it aswell!!!! A sitout last ride and Shane is knocked out. Ex-Terminator for the cover. 1............2...............3.........AND it has happend Ex-Terminator is still the Internet Champion!!!!! He did it!!!!
ND: Oh man thats some good stuff from Ex-Terminator. Bull Dozer and Ex-Terminator are walking away with the titles here, what a surprise. You see I told you that they had to work together to get the win here and they did!!!!
(Then commercials start)
JP: This is gonna be something. What a history in this match. We all know that Suer Trouper and Punisher can't stand eachothers guts and that they hate eachother. We also seen the rage between Mauler and Vego. First teammates in the Real Deal but now facing eachother.
ND: But I hear we first gonna see some footage from earlier.
(We see Super Trouper and Vego arriving to the arena. They are heading towards the entrance when Mauler, The Punisher, and Dawg Fase attack. Dawg Fase and Mauler are using bats while The Punisher is using his sledgehammer. Dawg Fase and Mauler hold out Super Trouper's leg as The Punisher hits it with his sledgehammer. We can hear a snap. The Legion then uses a hot branding iron and brand their symbol into Super Trouper's shoulder. Before they can repeat the process to Vego, Tony Canon and Cazzo come running in and Mauler, Dawg Fase and The Punisher run off laughing
Later we see Super Trouper in Dr. Lebinski's office and he declares Super Trouper unfit for duty that night and he tells him that he can't wrestle tonight and that he has to cancel tonights match)
JP: Oh mann!!! The Legion took Super Trouper out of action here tonight!!! Punisher sure took care of Super Trouper there!!! So what does this mean? Is it gonna be a handicap match or what?
ND: I don't have a clue, John. Maybe Punisher also isn't gonna show, so he can concentrate on his match later on. That could be smart thinking. We'll see!!
(Ms. Jackson starts to play and The Mauler comes walking out and struts to the ring. He wears a Legion shirt. He is alone and seems confident).
ND: You see, I told you, no Punisher here!!
(Then Angels and Insects starts to play and Vego comes walking out. He feels his head, as it probly still hurts a bit from the attack earlier on. He enters the ring and he and Mauler start handing out punches right away).
JP: So its just a normal one on one match. So there also goes the 2 out of three falls stipulation.
ND: Yeah I just got a message from the office that its only 1 fall.
JP: Ok, Mauler and Vego lock up and Vego sends Mauler in the ropes right away and performs a running karate kick right away. Vego moves back into the ropes, comes back and does a flying headbutt and lands on Maulers head!!! What a start!!! Vego grabs Maulers arm and executes an armdragtakedown. He follows that up with an armlock. After 10 seconds Vego lets go of the armlock and picks Mauler up and sends him in the corner. Vego charges in right after, but Mauler lifts his leg up and Vego flies headfirst into the big boot.
ND: Mauler charges in and takes Vego down with a big clothesline. Mauler grabs Vego, into the ropes, and a gorilla press slam by Mauler!!! Mauler for the early cover. 1.......2........kickout by Vego. Mauler on the second turnbuckle now and he jumps of with a double axehandle and hits Vego in the head. Mauler then picks Vego up again and they lock up once more. Vego whips Mauler in the ropes, and when he comes back he nails him with a spinning elbow. Now Vego goes for the cover. 1.......2.......but now its a kickout by The Mauler.
JP: Vego on the topturnbuckle and he dives off for a moonsault, but Mauler moves out of the way in time!!!! Mauler doesn't hesitate and he picks Vego up and ramms an elbow in his face. Mauler follows that up with a couple of rights and then he picks Vego up and slamms him back to the mat. Mauler in the ropes and a legdrop. Mauler climbs the topturnbuckle now and again he jumps of with a double axehandle. But oooooh this time Vego got to his feet in time and he nails Mauler with a big hit to the midsection. Vego continues and executes a backbreaker on Mauler.
ND: Vego still in control. Now he executes a judo flip. We seen that move from him before. Vego now picks Mauler up and sends him in the ropes. He comes back and Vego jumps on Mauler for a frankensteiner. But Mauler blocks it and reverses it into a powerbomb!!!! WOWWW!!! Mauler for the cover. 1.......2...........kickout. Mauler stomps on Vego for a couple of times. He then grabs Vego's head and uppercuts him. Mauler once again grabs Vego's head and walks over to the corner.
JP: Mauler wants to ramm the head into the corner, but Vego blocks it and counters by grabbing Maulers head and ramming his head into the corner. Vego then whips Mauler into the opposite corner. Vego charges in right after and like Great Muta used to do, he does a couple of flips and lands elbow first into Mauler!!!! Holy Shit!!!!! What a move!!! Vego lifts Mauler up and scoopslams him to the mat. Vego on the topturnbuckle now and he dives off with a legdrop and lands on Mauler. Vego for the cover. 1......2........very late kickout by Mauler.
ND: Vego picks Mauler up, but Mauler gives him a headbutt and a kick to the stomach. Mauler follows that up with 2 punches to the head and a neckbreaker. Mauler leans in the ropes to get some rest. After a couple of seconds he concentrates on Vego again and whips him in the ropes. Vego comes back and hops over Mauler and bammmmm spinning heelkick by the martial arts specialist!!!!
JP: Vego quickly climbs the topturnbuckle and waits till Mauler slowly gets back up. Then Vego signals his finisher FATE and YESSSS he executed it!!!!! I just love that move!!! A 360 summersault into a karate kick!!!!! Vego for the cover. 1.......2.............3.........AND YESSSSSSS Vego got the win!!!!! He won this match from Mauler and must be extremely happy. We see Vego raising his hands!!!!
ND: But we also see now that Punisher and Dawg Fase, fellow Legion members of Mauler are running to the ring!!! They slide in and all three Legion members start to attack Vego. Oh man this is not fair!!! Common its three on one here!!!! But wait we see Super Trouper, he's limping to the ring. He has a steelchair in his hands and he enters the ring. He first nails Punisher with the chair, then Dawg Fase and then Mauler. OOOOHHHH MANNNNN!!!!!!! Super Trouper nailed 3 Legion members with that chair. Super Trouper checks how Vego is doing. But ooooh Punisher and Dawg Fase and Mauler got back up already and now they attack Super Trouper from behind!!!!
JP: Nooo way!!! Common people!!! They throw Vego and Super Trouper to the outside!!! OOohhh but wait we see "The Big Guns" Tony Canon and Cazzo running to the ring, they seem ready for their match with Punisher and Dawg Fase!!! They run to the ring and slide in, clotheslining Punisher and Dawg to the mat. Then they double team Mauler and perform a backdrop and he flies over the toprope to the outside.
ND: Wow the bell rings, so I guess the tagmatch between Cazzo and Canon vs. Punisher and Dawg Fase has officialy started now. On the outside we see that Vego and Super Trouper look a bit better again and they are double teaming Mauler and all three fight their way all the way back towards the lockerrooms.
JP: In the ring the two legal men are Tony Canon and Dawg Fase. Canon whips Dawg in the ropes and when he comes back Canon executes a tornado ddt!! Canon doesn't give Dawg a chance to recover and is right on him. Again he sends him into the ropes and this time Canon executes a hurricanrana! Impressive move!!! Canon picks Dawg up, and for the third time he whips Dawg in the ropes, but this time Dawg counters it with a hayabusa spinkick. Dawg trashtalks to Canon now. And kicks Canon, who is still laying on the mat, in the side ribs.
ND: Dawg picks Canon up and goes for the tag. Punisher gets in and hits Canon in the midsection. Then Dawg and Punisher send Canon in the ropes and double clothesline him to the mat. Punisher picks Canon up and goes for a suplex and suplexes him to the mat. Punisher goes for another suplex, but this time Canon can block it, and he executes a suplex of his own!!!! Canon then tries to get to his feet and he tags in Cazzo.
JP: Cazzo gets in and the first thing he does is a dropkick!! Well they don't call him the dropkick King for nothing!!! Cazzo jumps on top of Punisher and hands out several punches into Punisher's face. He then climbs of him and picks Punisher up and whips him in the ropes. Punisher comes back and Cazzo performs a flying forearm, but oooooh Punisher lifts his big boot up and nails Cazzo in the face with it. Punisher grabs Cazzo's head and executes a big suplex. Punisher then picks Cazzo up and slamms him back into the mat.
ND: Punisher goes for the tag and Dawg comes in. Dawg picks Cazzo up and bammm a northern lights suplex!!! Dawg then focusses on Cazzo's leg, the leg that was broken before. Dawg hooks in a figure four leglock and you see and hear Cazzo screaming from the pain. He is trying to tag Canon in, but he is too far away from his own corner. It looks like Dawg Fase is enjoying this alot. Cazzo now tries to reach the ropes, and after 20 seconds he finally manages to do that and Dawg has to break the hold.
JP: Dawg whips Cazzo in the ropes and nails Cazzo with a superkick. Dawg for the cover, but he only gets a twocount here. Dawg picks Cazzo up and sends him in the ropes again, but Cazzo counters with a spinning neckbreaker. Ohhh!!! Cazzo quickly goes to his corner and tags in Canon. Canon lifts Dawg up and executes a sitout piledriver. Canon for the cover, 1......2.....kickout by Dawg. Canon grabs Dawg, lifts him up and ooooh he executes a sky high!!! What an impact!! Canon for the cover. 1.......2........but Punisher comes in and breaks the count.
ND: Punisher then nails Canon with a clothesline. The referee makes Punisher go back to his corner. Dawg now is back in the game and he picks Canon up and scoopslams him to the mat. Dawg now climbs the topturnbuckle and he dives off to do his Dawgainer!!! A shooting star press into a frogsplash!!! And he executed that perfectly!!! This could be it!!! Dawg goes for the cover. 1.......2........but now it is Cazzo who comes in and breaks the count.
JP: Punisher also comes in now and attacks Cazzo. Cazzo and Punisher hand out punch after punch now. Punisher then grabs Cazzo by the head and he throws him to the outside. Both men continue their fight on the outside. We see Punisher grabbing Cazzo's head and he ramms it into the ringpost. Punisher then wants to whip Cazzo into the opposite ringpost, but Cazzo reverses the whip and Punisher flies shoulderfirst into the ringpost himself. Cazzo charges in, grabs Punishers head and ramms it numerous times into the ringpost.
ND: In the ring Dawg grabbed Canon and sends him in the ropes. Canon comes back and he ducks under Dawgs arm and when he returns he does a tornado ddt!!!! Canon for the pin. 1.......2.......kickout by Dawg. Canon picks Dawg up but Dawg lowblows him and regains control. Dawg picks Canon up and sideslams him. He follows that up by going on the toprope and performing a legdrop on Canon. Now Dawg for the cover, but he also only gets a twocount. Dawg picks Canon up and they lock up. Wow all of a sudden Canon executes a diamond cutter out of the lockup. WOW!!!! Canon for the pin. 1.......2..........but late kickout by Dawg.
JP: Outside we see that Cazzo grabs the ringsteps and walks over to Punisher. He wants to nail Punisher with it, but Punisher blocks it and kicks Cazzo in the gut. Punisher grabs the steelringsteps and he whacks them on Cazzo's head. Cazzo to the concrete!!! Punisher then throws the ringsteps on top off Cazzo. Punisher picks Cazzo up and lays him on the spanish announcetable. Punisher climbs on the spanish announcetable aswell now. He sets Cazzo up for a powerbomb through the table. Just before Punisher wants to execute it, he looks at Paco (who is one of the spanish announcers) and laughs at him.
ND: But oooooh wait!!!!!!!!! Paco can't take it anymore. He gets up from his chair, grabs it and he slamms the steelchair into Punishers head, just before Punisher wanted to do that powerbomb. Punisher lets go of the powerbomb hold and grabs his head. Cazzo doesn't hesitate and he backdrops Punisher. And OOOOOOOOOOH MANNNNN!!!!!! Punisher flies through the table!!!! MY GODDDD!!!!!! What a banngggg!!!! He won't get up that quickly. That will teach him to mess with Paco!!!
JP: You can say that again!!! In the ring Canon is still in control. He grabs Dawg for a ddt and performs it. Canon goes for another cover. But only gets a two count here. Canon picks Dawg up and sends him in the corner. Canon charges in, but Dawg moves out of the way at the last moment and Canon flies shoulderfirst into the ringpost. Dawg grabs Canon from behind and executes a backdrop suplex!!!! Dawg for the pin. 1......2..........but very late kickout by Canon. Dawg picks Canon up and goes for another one of his trademark northern lights suplexes.
ND: But Canon blocks it and kicks Dawg in the gut and follows that up with a X-factor!!! Canon for the cover. 1......2....kickout by Dawg. Canon picks Dawg up again and he signals. He grabs Dawg and ooooh yeahhhhhh the Canon Fire!!! He executed his evenflow ddt, his finisher on Dawg. Canon for the pin. 1........2.............3.............YEAHHHHHH Tony Canon and Cazzo won this match, what a win for them!!!!! Canon raises his hands and we also see Cazzo climbing back in the ring now and he also raises his hands!!!
JP: They beat the Legion in a clean fight here. Punisher is slowly starting to get up after going through that table and Dawg is still laying on the mat. Canon and Cazzo raise their hands one more time and then they climb out of the ring and leave ringside. They walk back towards the curtains. When they almost reach the curtains, Canon disappears behind them, but Cazzo waits a bit and walks back a bit and raises his hands one more time. The fans go crazy and cheer him on wildly. But heyyyy, wait there's someone coming out from behind the curtains.
ND: Is Canon coming back?
JP: Nooo, its a masked man. But who is it and what does he want??? Cazzo turns around and is face to face with the masked man. Hey Cazzo is smiling now. What is he saying Neil?
ND: I think he said something like: "Hey DeLucci you don't have to wear a mask now, we all know who you are, hahaha!!!"
JP: But the masked man isn't taking of his mask. Weird. But wooowwww wait, the masked man just nailed Cazzo with a big right hand. He really didn't see that one coming. The masked man then grabs a steelchair and nails Cazzo on the head with it and Cazzo goes down to the concrete. The masked man then bends over towards Cazzo and thats the moment that he takes off his mask.
ND: WWWHAATTTTTTTTTT!!!! HIM?????? Of all people, I never expect him to see here again!!!!! Do you see who it is people??? It is......it is........it's.
JP: Dammit, just say it Neil.
ND: IT'S..........EXILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The person that broke Cazzo's leg a couple of months ago!!!!!! Just look at Cazzo's face, he cannot believe it. He got tricked himself here!!!! He was playing games before with DeLucci, but now he gets his own piece!!!! Exile threatens to use the steelchair on Cazzo's leg that was broken before. But then he stops and starts to laugh, while he sees the eyes of Cazzo. Exile nails Cazzo in the head one more time with the chair and then leaves ringside.
JP: Would you believe that???!!!???? Exile, oh my God, I didn't expect him to see here again.
ND: Yeah well its a Family night, remember.
(Then camera fades and commercials start)
JP: Ok, now the time has arrived, that everybody has been waiting for. Its time for the match that some people already titled as match of the year. We will see soon enough if these two individuals are gonna give it everything they got. Alexander Glory and Kritical Kondition already faced eachother a few weeks ago. Back then it was undecided, but tonight there will be a winner, won't there be Neil.
ND: Oooh yes a winner. There is no dq, no time out, no time limit. And there will be no interferences during the match, these two men are the only two men who are gonna decide who is the stronger one. Oh man, let this match begin.
(Bleed the freak starts to play and Kritical Kondition comes walking out. He looks more focussed than ever. It seems he only got his mind focussed on one thing, and that one thing is Alexander Glory and the Universal Title. He reaches the ring and enters it).
(Then Its time to play the game blares over the pa system and EWCL Universal Champion Alexander Glory comes out. In his usual way he comes out and stares at the people. He smirks and starts slowly to walk to the ring. When he arrives at the ring, he circles the ring once and while he does that he constantly looks at KK. Then Glory enters the ring. The referee is explaining the rules of this match and it seems both men aren't paying attention to the ref but are only staring at eachother).
JP: It's like a mind game. Nobody wants to show any weak signs here.
ND: Thats true allright. Ok, this match is on now. Glory and KK circle eachother for about 10 seconds and then the two lock up. First Glory hooks in a headlock on KK, but KK then reverses the hold and waistlocks Glory. Glory again reverses the waistlock, and waistlocks KK and follows that up with a german suplex. Glory grabs KK by the head and bodyslams him in the middle of the ring. Glory sets KK up for a suplex and whamm he executes it. Glory sure got the best start in this match. Perhaps KK was too concentrated, too focussed, maybe even a bit too tensed.
JP: Glory picks KK up and whips him in the ropes. Glory goes for a clothesline, but KK ducks the arm, bounces in the ropes and comes back with a dropkick that takes Glory to the mat. KK picks Glory up and performs a snappmare and he holds Glory's head in a headlock. Glory resists and after about 8 seconds he manages to get out of the headlock. Once again Glory and KK lockup. Then they start to trade blows back and forth. KK then catches Glory with a clothesline that knocks him to the mat.
ND: Then KK runs into the ropes, comes back and catches Glory with a flying shouldertackle that knocks the champ down. KK hits the ropes and performs a elbow drop on Glory. KK lifts Glory up and sends him in the ropes. KK for the backbreaker, but Glory counters and hooks in a piledriver and executes it!!! Glory stomps on KK and lifts KK up and whips him in the ropes and follows that up with a drop toe hold. Glory picks KK up and he sends him into the corner. Glory charges in right after, but KK moves out of the way in time and Glory flies in shoulderfirst.
JP: KK counters with lifting Glory up and executing a belly to back suplex. And KK for the first cover in this match. 1.......2....kickout by Glory. KK grabs Glory and goes for a fishermans suplex and executes it. KK lifts Glory up and he wants to execute a piledriver. But at the last moment Glory reverses it and backdrops KK to the mat. KK quickly gets to his feet, but Glory already comes charging in and clotheslines KK over the toprope to the outside. KK on the concrete now and Glory climbs to the outside.
ND: Glory walks over to KK, but before he can do anything, KK rakes him in the eye and follows that up with a big right hand to the face. KK kicks Glory in the midsection and hands out a couple of chops. KK whips Glory into the guardrail and charges in after and clotheslines Glory over the guardrail into the crowd!!!! KK then climbs the guardrail and is on top and jumps down to do an elbow drop on Glory, but ooooohhhhhhhh Glory moves out of the way in time and KK falls on the concrete floor. Glory picks KK up, and grabs his arm and does an armbreaker.
JP: Now both men are handing out punch after punch in the crowd. Glory then pushes a fan of his chair and ramms the side of the chair into KK's stomache. After that Glory nails KK on the back of the head with the chair. KK doesn't go down though. Glory nails KK once more with the chair and this time KK goes down to the concrete. Glory picks KK up and pushes him more into the crowd. Glory charges into KK now, but KK grabs a fan and pulls him in front of him and Glory flies into the fan. KK then hops over the fan and takes Glory down with a steinerline clothesline.
ND: KK picks Glory up and the two fight their way back towards the ring. KK lifts Glory up but Glory counters and does a chestbreaker and KK goes to the floor. Glory then grabs KK and performs a slingshot and oooohh boy!!!!!!! KK lands with his face on the guardrail!!!!! Glory slowly climbs over the guardrail and drags KK over it back to ringside. Glory picks KK up and he whips him into the apron. Glory moves over, but KK uses his elbow and plants it into Glory's face. Glory then pushes Glory backwards, jumps on the apron and executes a missile dropkick from the apron on top of Glory!!!!!!!
JP: HOLY SHIT!!!! Glory is knocked out from that move!!!! KK is on top of Glory and now he ramms Glory's head into the concrete floor for about 3 times. KK back to his feet and he grabs a monitor and he throws it on Glory's midsection. KK then picks Glory up and he whips him into our announce table. KK charges in, but OOOOOH MMYYYY!!!! Glory counters by grabbing KK and powerslamming him onto our table and they go through our table!!!!! OOHH MYYY GODDD!! Does this never stop???!!!???
ND: Yeah, both men are knocked out here now, KK from the powerslam through the table and Glory coz of the impact of it. After about 35 seconds Glory is the first to get up and he picks KK up and he drags him to the ring and he rolls him back into the ring. Glory uses the ringsteps to enter the ring again. Glory picks KK up and whips him in the ropes, but KK comes back and counters with a spinebuster!!
JP: KK then picks Glory up and executes a northern lights suplex. KK grabs Glory one more time, but Glory lowblows him and he ddt's KK to the mat. Glory for the cover. 1........2....but another kickout by KK. Glory lifts KK up and hooks in a headlock, but KK elbows Glory and he lets go of the hold. KK follows with a big forearm and Glory goes down. KK climbs on the toprope and dives off with a frogsplash and lands on Glory. And KK for the cover. 1........2.....kickout by Glory.
ND: Glory moves over towards KK and performs a double underhook backbreaker. Glory follows that up with picking KK up and ooooooh nooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Glory hooks in the GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!! But KK blocks it and suplexed Glory to the mat. KK then picks Glory up and lifts him on the topturnbuckle. KK climbs on after and he signals for the PULL THE PLUG!!!! KK wants to do his finisher, but now Glory reverses it and before KK can execute it, Glory pushes KK of the topturnbuckle and KK falls backfirst on the mat. Glory jumps of the toprope with an elbow drop.
JP: Glory picks KK up and he hooks in the GAME OVER again!!!!! And what!!!! This time he even executed it!!!!! Is this it, is Alexander Glory still the Universal Champion??? Glory moves over to KK and goes for the cover. 1..................2.................but ohhh nooooooo KK got out of the cover!!!!! He got out of the GAME OVER!!!!!!!!! I have never seen someone do that before!!! How is that possible??? You can see it in Glory's eyes, he never expected that KK would get out of his finisher.
ND: Glory tries to focus back on the match and he grabs KK again, but out of nowhere KK hooks in his butterfly bomb move and executes it!!! Yo man, what a move!!! Again KK picks Glory up and he lifts him on the topturnbuckle and climbs on after. KK on top now and now he is able to hook in the PULL THE PLUG right!!!! And ooooooh yesssssss KK executed his finisher move. A toprope gutwrench liger bomb. This must be it then, we have a new Universal Champion!!!!!!
JP: KK goes for the cover. 1..............2.....................BUT UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!! Now Glory got out of KK's finisher!!!!!! Now we see the amazement in KK's eyes. They both got out of eachothers finisher moves. UNBELIEVABLE STUFF!!!!! This has got to be the most fascinating match I have ever seen in the EWCL!!!! KK picks Glory up by the head and the two start handing out fists again. Like they haven't done that yet. You can see that this match really took alot out of them.
ND: Both men look exhausted. This has got to be one of their toughest matches they have ever had. Glory kicks KK in the gut and he whips him in the ropes. KK comes back and ooooooh a double clothesline and both men go down to the mat!!!!! This is unbelievable!!!! They both aren't moving now. Now about 15 seconds later it is KK who is the first to get up. What is he doing? He runs to the ropes, jumps on the second rope, uses it as a springboard, jumps on the third rope, uses that as a springboard and does a corkscrew moonsault into a 450 splash and lands on Glory!!!!!!!!!!! THATS THE COMATOSE!!!! KK for the cover and. 1..............2.................3.. OOHH YEAHHHHHHHH WE HAVE A NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!!!!!!! KRITICAL KONDITION IS THE NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!!!!
JP: Who would have thought that Alexander Glory was gonna be defeated here tonight?? Who would of thought. But Kritical Kondition is the one who did it, he really did it and he deserves it!!
ND: But hey there's someone walking to the ring now?? Who is it?
JP: Is it Prez Cazzo?
ND: Noo, it isn't. It's Triple X, the advisor of Prez Cazzo. Why is he here?? What is he up to???
JP: Beats me, Neil.
ND: Triple X climbs in the ring and it looks like he is gonna say something.
Triple X: My reason to come out here, was actually to challenge Alexander Glory for a titlematch next week on VENOM. But as Mr. Glory didn't have the strength and skills to win his match here tonight, I came out here for nothing. Thank you Mr. Glory. While I am here I will use the opportunity to be the first to congratualate Kritical Kondition for his Universal Title.
(Jay Blue entered the ring and he hands the Universal Belt over to Triple X).
Triple X: KK, on behalf of myself and ofcourse our Prez, I want to hand you this titlebelt. And I got specific orders to personally put this title around your waist. So come here and turn around.
(KK moves closer and turns his back for one second on Triple X. But just at that moment Triple X uses the Universal Titlebelt and he nails KK with it in the back of the head and the new champion goes down).
JP: OOOH NOOOO!!!! Why would he spoil this night for KK like this??
(But then all of a sudden Joe Johnson, Exile, Shane Johnson and Flash Chris Bowen come running out and slide in the ring. They circle around Kritical Kondition and protect him and they all stare at Triple X).
JP: Ok, and now what??
(Before The Royal Family does something, from the back Prez Cazzo, Tony Canon and Tony DeLucci come running out and they also slide into the ring. So now its on one side the entir Royal Family and on the other side its the people protecting the EWCL!!! They all stare at eachother. But then Prez Cazzo signals that the EWCL team is gonna leave. So Cazzo, Canon, Triple X and Tony DeLucci step out of the ring and leave ringside.
In the ring we see how the other Family members help Kritical Kondition up and they lift him on their shoulders. At that moment Bleed the Freak starts play and Kritical Kondition raises his arms in the air!!!! HE IS THE NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!!!!).
(With that picture the camera fades out and its the end of the FAMILY VALUES PPV).