Date: 25th May 2003
Place: Roswell, New Mexico
Arena: Civic Center
Coby Belton vs. Stephen Jackson
Sean Corvik vs. G-Flem - Semi Final Universal Title Tournament
Nick Dangerous vs. Exile - Semi Final Universal Title Tournament
G-Flem(c) vs. Sean Campbell - EWCL Title
The New Breed (Cable/Gold)(c) vs. ??? - Open Challenge
Sean Corvik or G-Flem vs. Nick Dangerous or Exile - Final Universal Title Tournament
(Music hits and the gold and white EWCL SURVIVOR II flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts� slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible� the SURVIVOR II logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen).
After these clips the titantron fades to black and we go to our announcers of the evening Dean Thornton, John Pilchard and Neil Down).
The CazzoTron appears and the EWCL Logo and the name of the PPV appears.....SURVIVOR II
Dean Thornton: Welcome to Survivor II people!!
Neil Down: Absolutely folks, welcome to Exile Appreciation Night!!
DT: What?
John Pilchard: Neil!!! Thats next week!!! Don't go ruining it all.
ND: Oooh. darn....wrong script.
DT: Script? You guys even got scripts on whats going to happen here? You've got to be kidding me!
JP: Welcome everyone. Welcome to Survivor II. Actually it should be Survivor III since this is the third time that this PPV takes places. But it has the name Survivor II because it is the second time that we have the ending of an Universal Title Tournament here. And look at those names that we have left. It might not have been the greatest tournament sofar, but we have 4 of the best names left in the business. We have Sean Corvik, G-Flem, Nick Dangerous and Exile. What more do you want!
DT: A script perhaps.
JP: What else do we have....Dea....uh....Neil?
ND: G-Flem has to wrestle in another match tonight as he has to defend his EWCL titlebelt against Sean Campbell. Furhtermore we have tagchampions The New Breed in an open challege for the tagbelts. Their opponents could be anyone. It could be you and me John.
DT: Don't tell me the script says that you and John are gonna fight The New Breed???
JP: Noo....nooo..nooooo...
ND: The script says that we are gonna see a naked chick in the ring tonight!!
(slap-ouch).
JP: NO IT DOESN"T, NEIL!!...JUST BECAUSE YOU ADDED THAT IN THE SCRIPT YOURSELF, DOESN"T MEAN THAT IT IS GONNA HAPPEN!!
ND: Dammit!!
DT: Well, all I can say is that Prez Cazzo is gonna be in the arena tonight. Making his return after his brutal kidnapping and harassment by Exile.
JP: Don't overexaggerate it Dean.
DT: Overexaggerate???? The man got stabbed in the leg for crying out loud!!
ND: I think we are gonna go backstage for a moment now.
(The EWCL cameras cut to a scene in the parking garage of the Roswell Civic Center. Out of the black night that drapes over the arena like a pitch-dark blanket, a blue, vintage Camaro slides smoothly in, the big-block engine roaring harshly against the cement walls. The tires squeal a bit against the pavement, and the polished Camaro rolls to a stop in front of our camera man... because of the glare, we cannot see who is inside).
(The door opens... and out steps Gargantuflem, already dressed in his ring attire... the passenger inside scoots over into the driver's seat. The window rolls down, but the occupant is still hidden by the awkward camera angle).
G-Flem - You'd better take care of that ride, boy.
Driver - Don't WORRY, G-Flem... if I crack it up, ya can have my car... deal?
G-Flem - *pffft* Like I'd actually want that Brit crapbox.
(The driver sticks his hand out the window and gives G-Flem the finger. Gargantuflem returns the gesture, and then clasps the man's hand before he begins to drive away).
G-Flem - To the future, my brother.
Driver - Right. Future.
(They grip tightly for a second, and then the driver slams the car into gear and peels out. The sound is excruciatingly loug in the cramped quarters of the parking garage, but Gargantuflem still smiles after the car... the cameras fade out as G-Flem turns to walk away).
(We stay backstage and we see Nick Dangerous in the lobby getting himself a cup of coffee. He is later spotted by Victor Emmit.)
Victor: Nick!
Nick: Oh, Victor, just the man I was looking for.
Victor: Any plans for today?
Nick: Few, but they are best left to be discussed in private.
Victor: Huh?
Nick: There's a camera behind you.
(Victor looks behind himself.)
Victor: Oh what the FUCK.
(Victor looks ready to attack the camera man but Nick holds him back.)
Nick: No, no, that won't be necessary.
Victor: Well he's been following me most of the day.
Nick: Don't worry about it, you learn to get used to it, now come, today might be a good day, a few people need to be told to go to hell tonight.
(Nick walks down the halls with a cup of coffee in his hand. Biill Carty catches up behind Nick with a mic in his hand.)
Billy Carty: Nick Dangerous! Nick Dangerous!
(Nick turns around and quickly tosses his coffee on Carty.)
Billy Carty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Nick: Uh yeah....You can go to hell.
(Nick looking kind of proud of himself, looks to the camera.)
Nick: You can go to hell too....stupid camera men.
(Nick awkwardly walks away as Carty continues to scream as the scene fades to black.)
DT: We are back and right now it is time for the first match of the card. And that first match is a battle between Coby Belton and Stephen Jackson. Belton made a good impression last week as he defeated Jay Masters, while Jackson probably doesn't like to think back of last week.
ND: Yeah since last week Jackson got beaten to pulp by Exile.
DT: Hey Exile attacked Jackson from behind with a baseball bat.
JP: A baseball bat? You sure about that?
DT: Sure?? Ofcourse I am sure!! I saw it, you saw it, we all saw it!!
JP: Did you see a baseball bat, Neil?
ND: ..uh...no, can't say that I did.
DT: *shakes his head* I can't believe this.
(Chop suey by System of a Down plays and Coby Belton comes walking out. Soda Boy makes it to the ring and enters it. He still wears a "Nickoquest" t-shirt and he points to it).
(What makes me by Phillys Most Wanted blares over the PA system and "The Perfect Storm" Stephen Jackson comes out. He gets mixed reactions from the crowd as he makes his way to the ring. He reaches the ring and he rolls in).
DING DING DING
DT: We have started!!!.....Belton and Jackson start to circle eachother and after 5 seconds they lock up. Jackson takes the advantage as he gets Belton in a waistlock. Belton tries to escape it, but Jackson holds on to him. Belton now with an elbow and it hits Jackson in the head. Belton then reverses the waistlock and he lifts Jackson up and drops him facefirst to the mat!!! Belton then grabs Jackson and hooks in a chinlock!!!...A chinlock this early in the match, thats a weird tactic. But hey we are talking about Coby Belton here, his legal parents are Cazzo and Nick Dangerous. Belton now brings Jackson to his feet and he irish whips him into the ropes.
ND: Jackson comes off the ropes and Belton hits him with a clothesline. Belton quickly picks Jackson up again and irish whips him again, but this time Jackson reverses the whip and he sends Belton into the ropes. Belton comes off and Jackson catches Soda Boy and delivers a tilt-o-wirl powerslam. Jackson brings Belton to his feet again and chops him to the chest several times. He follows that up with a kick to the midsection and a snap suplex!!.....That was a good looking snap suplex there. Jackson brings Belton up to his feet again and he sets him up for a regular suplex. But this time Belton lands on his feet behind Jackson and he bounces himself into the ropes, comes off and bulldogs Jackson to the mat!!
JP: Quite the comeback by Coby Belton. He turns Jackson on his back now and stomps down at him for a couple of times. Jackson however makes it to his feet and he fights off Belton. Belton somehow manages to shove Jackson into a corner and he then steps on the bottom ropes and starts to ramm his fist into the Perfect Storms forehead!!....1.....2.....3.....but Jackson lifts him up and ....REVERSE ATOMIC DROPS BELTON!!!.....Belton staggers backwards and Jackson quickly goes to the toprope and ......MISSILE DROPKICK!!!...WOW!!! Great move by Jackson!!! He hit Belton right in the face there!! And Jackson going for the cover.....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
DT: Jackson almost totally washed away his loss there from last week. But Belton kicked out and this match is still continuing. Jackson picks up Belton and he throws him into a corner. Jackson charges in, but oooooooh Belton sidesteps him and Jackson goes chestfirst into the corner!!!....Belton grabs him from behind and GERMAN SUPLEXES HIM TO THE MAT!!!.....Belton for the cover there....but Jackson kicks out after two!! Belton now bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off for a kneedrop, but Jackson rolls out of the way in time. And Jackson quickly grabs Beltons left ankle and he hooks in an anklelock!!
ND: This could be it!!! Is Belton gonna tap out of this one here? Jackson got that anklelock hooked in right and Belton is screaming it out from the pain!!! The referee is checking on Belton, but Soda Boy is trying to go for the ropes.....he reaches out, but he is still too far away.....He is dragging himself over now and .....he gets closer and.....Belton reaches the ropes!!!......Jackson lets go, but he brings Belton up to his feet right away. And he then sweeps his left leg and Belton goes down to the mat again!!! That was a smart move by Stephen Jackon there!! Working on that injured leg.
JP: Belton is using the ropes now to make it back on his feet again. Jackson waits till he is back up and .....HE THEN CHARGES IN ON BELTON!!!.....BUT COBY COUNTERS AND HE BACKDROPS JACKSON OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!....Nice counter by the Cobster. Jackson landed on the concrete floor and Belton is checking his left leg in the ring right now. This gives Jackson the time to make it up again......Jackson is standing on the outside now, but just at that moment Belton comes off the ropes and ....HE DOES A BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE OUTSIDE AND HITS JACKSON!!! OOOOOOH!!! And Jackson staggers backwards and goes into the guardrail!!!
DT: Belton rolls to the outside now and he goes over to Jackson and drags him over to the ring and rolls him back in. Belton climbs on the apron and moves over to the corner. He climbs the topturnbuckle and stands on top right now. Belton leaps off ...FOR A FLYING ELBOW.....BUT OOOOOOOH JACKSON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! ...And Belton hits the canvas!!! Jackson now going for the quick cover.....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!!!......That was a close call there......I thought for sure that Belton lost the match right there!!!.....
ND: The Perfect Storm picks Belton up now and he unleashes a series of hard punches. Belton seems to be out of it now after that flying elbow that he messed up. Jackson now takes Belton and he sends him into the corner again. He follows in hot pursuit......and this time he splashes on top off Belton!!!.......He hit him this time!!!.....Jackson now lifts Belton up on the topturnbuckle. Jackson then climbs up aswell and .......TOPROPE HURRICANRANA!!!!....AMAZING MOVE BY STEPHEN JACKSON!!!......And he's going for the cover now.....he hooks the leg.....
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!
JP: Stephen Jackson with somewhat of a revenge after his devastating loss last week against Exile.
Exile: Logan, are we ready?
Logan: We are ready Ex.
Exile: Road Block?
Road Block: Ready set go.
Exile: Good.
(A knock comes at Exile's door).
Exile: WHO IS IIIIIIIIIIIT?
Voice: It's Sean.
Exile: LUCY IM HOME EARLY!!! Cmon on in sean
(Sean enters the door and looks to see Exile to his left, Logan to his right and Exile before him).
Exile: Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to right, here I am stuck in the middle with you. Ya know i cant sing that song without smiling ear to ear now.
(Corvik nods and takes a seat in front of Exile).
Corvik: What say your goona leave for a few?
Exile: My goons? I call them heralds. But thats just me. Boys?
(Exile nods to the door and Logan and Road Block leave the office and shut the door behind).
Exile: No i gotta warn you, if you're going to kiss me, then just do it fast and get it over with. Dont make me wait anymore. Im all hot inside.
Corvik: Believe me, as appealing as it sounds I will try my best to maintain my composure. Look, I know you don't like Jez ...
Exile: Attention, blue light special on understatments.
Corvik: I was wondering if you know the story behind it? Because so help me God I will kill that whore, Chris ... you know me.
Exile: Look Sean all i know is that Macbeth has been missing for like 3 months now. What if hes in some sort of trouble...shit...Macbeth had some pretty close ties to Scott...do you think Arcane has Macbeth?
Corvik: I don't know where the fuck he is. Really I don't care but he is her brother. I don't know anymore, Chris ...
Exile: Look, if Arcane has something to do with Macbeth can you blame her for trying to save him?
Corvik: No I can't but why the fuck am I the one she has to plow through to do it?
Exile: Maybe she doesnt have a choice. WE have to see if someone is toying with Macbeth man, i mean really if someone IE: arcane wanted to hurt you like he hurt glory and monroe wouldnt you attack your heart?
Corvik: Perhaps. I'm becoming wary of this Arcane situation. I don't know what he is and isn't doing anymore.
Exile: Fuck Arcane man. We have to stop him. I dont want people pulling my strings anymore
Corvik: I don't fucking want it either but I can't stop it. He haunts my dreams, he ... he melts in my brain, Chris. I have visions, visions of me being his weapon of destruction.
Exile: What does he want you to destroy
Corvik: The ... the fucking human race man. He wants me to carry out the purification.
Exile: Interesting...Cleasning the world of misery?
Corvik: And letting a new race be born that will appreciate what they have and what they become. Sounds more like a dream, doesn't it?
Exile: Oh its a dream alright.
(Exile smirks)
Corvik: Yet it's becoming a reality. But doesn't it sound beautiful? Man dying and being reborn in another image that is not a fraction as chaotic.
Exile: Beautiful Indeed my friend. And Arcane is showing you this?
Corvik: That is all I can surmise.
Exile: Perhaps i have been underestimating the usefullness of our engimatic friend
Corvik: Do tell.
Exile: My goal is the to overthrow God's facade on this world and start the world with the misery that created in us all, if arcane has the same goals he may be worth keeping around...
Corvik: Using the beast as an asset and not an enemy.
Exile: Correct
Corvik: How do you propose this? Are you insane?
Exile: Ya know what Sean. Believe what you choose to believe. But this is beyond you or me. Forget the ewcl this is the fellowship. THIS IS TAKING THE WORLD!!! This is why i am here. This is why the beast is here. And together...
Corvik: Fellowship? What the fuck are you talking about?
Exile: The movement sean. The movement to end all movements. Let me get your a brochure.
Exile: LOGAN!
(Logan runs in and looks at Exile)
Exile: My herald, logan. Logan, Corvik. Corvik, logan.
Corvik: Logan? Is this guy some sort of joke?
Exile: only when i want him to be. Logan get me a brochure
(Logan nods and hands Exile a brochure)
Exile: You can go
(Logan walks out of the room)
Exile: mister Corvik...i give you the Fellowship.
(Exile hands the paper to Corvik)
Exile: Read it, think it over, Ill ask your opinion later tonight
(Exile stands up and dusts himself off and heads for the door)
(Corvik stands up and nods to Exile).
Exile: IVe got to got to a beast about taking the world in flame.
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
(Exile walks out of the office)
(Sean watches him leave, his eyes glancing at the brochure as he walks off).
(Commercials).
(Nick Dangerous and Victor Emmit are both in Nick's locker room, as they are sitting in folding chairs, watching the show on a monitor.)
Victor: So how about that Nickoquest?
Nick: I like to pretend it's not happening.
Victor: Is that Belton guy some kind of retard or something?
Nick: I think he has some kind of brain issue, I don't know for sure, but he's supplied no evidence of anything otherwise. Although the concept of Dangerism is rather brilliant.
Victor: I suppose it could be.
Nick: No it is. I think I can get a good amount of people behind that.
Victor: Heh, yeah...Well don't look at me, I mean, you're good by me, but I'm not following a fucking religion based around ya.
Nick: Oh come on!
Victor: I should get my own religion if anything.
Nick: Well you can do that on your own, Dangerism could be good. But ANYWAYS, let's watch, fun match next.
Victor: What's that?
Nick: Gargantuflem versus frickin' Sean Corvik.
Victor: Are we....?
Nick: Huh? Are we what!?
Victor: Are we kicking Gargantuflem's ass!?
Nick: No, not now, I figured it'd be fun if we waited.
Victor: Waited for what!? He needs to get his ass handed to him for what he did to me!
Nick: Let it wait, there are better times than now.
Victor: I don't think their is, but whatever.
Nick: Oh there is.
(Nick smirks, Victor just shrugs his shoulders as the two continue watching the show.)
(Fade out).
JP: It is time for the first semi final in the Universal Title Tournament. The tournament has really begun now people. Forget about the first two rounds, focus on the here and now. And the here and now are Sean Corvik and G-Flem.
DT: Yes, what a matchup. We have the Grand slammer and 3 time Universal Champion Sean Corvik going up against the current EWCL Champion Gargantuflem. The giant of the EWCL and also a former Prime Time Champion and tagteamchampion. It's not the first time that these two face eachother, and probly also won't be the last time.
JP: Lets get this thing started because I know the fans are waiting for it.
(The Cazzotron burst to life as the arena falls into darkness. A green lifeline courses across the darkened rift, slowly it beeps, once...twice...a third time...it falls into silence).
(Suddenly the voice of Maynard James Keenan from Tool rips through the P.A).
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consiousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are an imagination of ourselves".
(Christanity Delete by the Project Hate tears through the arena. The sounds of a time long past, of when the world was ruled by Gods of the past, before the God of emptiness and turmoil came to be. Ra stands on high and to his right stands his weapon of war. A pillar of flames erupts from the entrance way, suddenly it falls to nothing as a shaft of light breaks through the darkness. The words Royal Family appear on the Cazzotron and in the ring of red flames the shadow recedes. Sean Corvik stands there, his arms extended before him revealing his pseudo-mangled and slit wrists, as if his body were carrying out its own suicide. Corvik draws his arms slowly, down they come and as they fall so too does the height of the flame, until he brings them to his waist. He throws his head back releasing a blood curdling scream, devolving into a low, demonic growl as the flames die away completely. Stepping through the flames, Corvik then makes his way down the entrance ramp. He reaches the ring and enters it).
(Prodigal son by Kid Rock plays over the pa system as G-Flem makes his way out from the back. He makes his way to the ring. He reaches ringside and he uses the ringsteps to enter it).
DING DING DING
DT: G-Flem and Sean Corvik are staring at eachother in the middle of the ring. The bell has already rung, but both wrestlers are just standing there. Did they even hear the bell ring? ......Now 10 seconds later the two wrestlers start to circle eachother. G-Flem got the height advantage, but obviously he has that in every match that he had in his career. The two circle until they tie up. G-Flem gets Corvik in a side headlock and he throws him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and G-Flem with a shoulderblock to take him to the mat!! Corvik gets back up and he bounces into the ropes and charges in on G-Flem......but again G-Flem shoulderblocks him and Corvik goes to the canvas.
JP: G-Flem rushes in now and ....he jumps up for a big legdrop!!!!.....But Corvik rolls out of the way just in time!.....Otherwise it could have been over already!! I tell you if G-Flem would have hit that big legdrop!!!.....Corvik is back up and he storms in on G-Flem and he does a basement dropkick to G-Flems back of the head!!...Corvik gets back to his feet again, comes off the ropes once more and ....This time he does a basement dropkick to G-Flem and hits him right in the face!!! Wow right into his forehead!! Corvik comes back in again and he grabs G-Flems head and ......HE WANTS TO HOOK IN THE DARKEST HOUR ALREADY!!!!...He tries to do this while he got G-Flem on the mat!!!!..
ND: But G-Flem struggles out of it!! That was really close here.....Just imagine if Corvik would have been capable of hooking in that Darkest Hour, just imagine what that would have done to the giant. He would have put the giant to sleep, thats what would have happend. So we first saw G-Flem almost doing a big legdrop on Corvik and we then saw Corvik almost hooking in the Darkest Hour. This is gonna be real intresting!!! Corvik and G-Flem are both back up now and Corvik with a right hand. But G-Flem counters it and comes back with a big hard punch of his own. Corvik is stunned for a moment from that blow and G-Flem storms in on him and ....BIG BOOTS CORVIK TO THE MAT!!!...Oooh man!!!.....
DT: That boot would have brought anyone down to the mat!!! G-Flem brings Corvik to his feet and after two chops he throws him into a corner. Corvik goes in backfirst and G-Flem charges in after and ......TURNBUCKLE BODY SPLASH!!! ...OOOH GOD!!!!...Or should I say ...Oh Corvik!!!......G-Flem with a big splash on top off Corvik and he almost squashed him there!!! I wonder if Corvik can still breathe after having all of that weight on top of him like that!!!....Just imagine having all that weight on top off you....unbelievable!!!
ND: Just imagine having Anna Nicole Smith sitting on top off you.....Now thats a punishment!!
(slap-ouch).
JP: Come on guys, no need to talk about fakes here.
DT: G-Flem now drags Corvik out of the corner. It doesn't look good for Corvik now. G-Flem grabs his opponent and ....he does a belly to belly suplex on him!!! And he follows that up with the first cover in this match......
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!!......But Corvik is able to kick out. G-Flem almost made it on to the finals here. Sean Campbell is probably eagerly watching this match. He probably hopes that G-Flem is gonna win it here so that he will save himself in the match for the EWCL title. But lets concentrate back on this match. G-Flem brings Corvik back to his feet again. He lifts him up and he then clotheslines him hard back to the mat again!!! He almost took his head off right there!!!.....G-Flem now jumps up and .....BIG LEGDROP ON CORVIK!!!! And he goes for another cover attempt.....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
JP: He hit the legdrop, but Corvik kicked out!!!......G-Flem now takes Corvik up and the giant then bounces himself into the ropes........G-Flem comes off and ....ooooh Corvik counters with a forward rolling legscissors!! And thats exactly what you have to do against a big guy....thats go for the legs!!.....And Corvik now quickly hooked in a figure four leglock!!! .....Smart move, he works on the legs, plus he gets the time to recover himself from what G-Flem did to him sofar in this match. G-Flem is reaching out for the ropes right now.......he's not that far away from them either. He drags himself closer to the ropes and ....he grabs them. The referee makes Corvik break the submission and the hall of famer lets go.
ND: G-Flem gets back on his feet again, but you can see that he is in pain. G-Flem holds on to the ropes and favours his leg, but at that moment Corvik comes charging in and ......HE CLOTHESLINES G-FLEM OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!...Did you see that.......The giant fell all the way to the ground!!.....And Corvik rolls to the outside aswell now. G-Flem is layed out and Corvik goes over to ring announcer Jay Blue and he pushes him off his chair. Corvik then folds the steelchair up and moves over to G-Flem!!!.......He waits till G-Flem makes it up to his feet ....and......and....HE THROWS THE STEELCHAIR RIGHT INTO G-FLEMS FACE!!!....OOOH BOY!!!!...What a collission!!!...What an impact!!! Dan Prohibition always said he made an impact, but this really was an impact!!!
DT: Corvik smirks and he drops the steelchair on the ground. He then picks up G-Flem and .....Whats he doing there???? He's takes G-Flem ....and.....HE DDT'S HIM FACEFIRST INTO THE STEELCHAIR!!!....HOLY SHIT!! And G-Flems face is busted open right now!! Busted open from that chairshot and the DDT on that chair!!!........Corvik smirks again and he looks under the ring and from under it he takes a table. Oh please whats he gonna do now!! G-Flem still has to go though at least one more match!! Whats Corvik gonna do to him!!!.....Corvik takes the table and he sets it up on the outside. He then goes over to G-Flem and drags him over to the table and lays him across the table. Corvik then climbs on the apron and then climbs to the topturnbuckle!!
JP: G-Flem still layed out on that table. Corvik is standing on the topturnbuckle now and he faces the ring...........CORVIK WITH A MOONSAULT OFF THE TOPROPE .....BUT G-FLEM ROLLS OFF THE TABLE IN TIME AND .....SEAN CORVIK GOES THROUGH THE TABLE HIMSELF!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!...I can't believe that G-Flem had the energy to roll off that table in time!!! And now it is Corvik who's layed out on the outside. He's a mess!! He's laying between whats leftover of that table, and thats not much!!!.....G-Flem now crawls back to his feet. He picks up Corvik and drags him over to where the steelchair is laying. G-Flem lifts Corvik up and .....THE HANGOVER ON THE OUTSIDE ONTO THE STEELCHAIR!!!....
DT: THATS JUST INSANE!!!....A powerbomb to a facebuster onto a chair!!! Sean Corvik is layed out cold right now!!! Both men are busted open and bleeding right now!!! This is just a cruel match all together here!! Who would have thought that it would end up like this here. I think noone!!!.....I don't think that Nicole is liking what she sees here in this match. All the blood and carnage.
ND: Heck, if G-Flem gives her a good spanking later tonight she won't mind a thing.
(slap-ouch).
DT: God Neil, you are just sick!!
JP: G-Flem takes Corvik up from the ground and he rolls him back into the ring again. G-Flem steps on the apron and steps over the toprope and gets back in aswell. He takes Corvik and goes for the cover.....
ONE
TWO
THR.......KICKOUT!!!.......He kicked out!!! Sean Corvik kicked out!!!! It is unbelievable!!!...How is this possible??? ....G-Flem is shaking his head right now!!!......And G-Flem then picks up his opponent and he irish whips him into the ropes.......Corvik comes off and ....HE DUCKS G-FLEMS FOREHAND......STOPS BEHIND HIM ......AND......INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!........GOD!!!!......G-FLEM WENT DOWN .....BUT CORVIK IS ALSO DOWN!!!....Corvik is too exhausted to go for the cover.........
ND: Corvik now after about 6 seconds manages to roll over to G-Flem and go for the cover.......
ONE
TWO
THR......KICKOUT!!!.......But a kickout by G-Flem!!!......Corvik makes it back on his feet again first and he starts to climb the toprope. He makes it to the top and he waits till G-Flem is back up aswell. The giant is standing on his feet and ......Corvik leaps off the toprope for ....AND CORVIK GOES FOR DEVOLUTION!!!....A TOPROPE SUMMERSAULT INTO A DDT!!!....BUT NOOOOOO!!!....G-FLEM CATCHES CORVIK OUT OF MIDAIR!!!! HE CAUGHT HIM BY THE THROAT!!!......AND G-FLEM CHOKESLAMS CORVIK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!!.......OOOOH MAN!!!
DT: And G-Flem now picks up Corvik. He gets him on his feet and G-Flem then lifts Corvik up on his shoulders!!!!....Is he gonna do what I think he is gonna do????!!!?? I think he's gonna go for his POINT OF IMPACT!!!...Although not from the toprope!!!.....HE GOT CORVIK ON HIS SHOULDERS NOW ......BUT .....OOOOH....CORVIK OUT OF NOWHERE TURNS IT INTO A VICTORY ROLL!!!!....AND HE GETS G-FLEM IN FOR THE COVER..........
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!
JP: Unbelievable!!! Sean Corvik walks out with the win here!!! Corvik captures the victory!!! Nobody saw that one coming I think after what G-Flem all did to him!!!!
(Sympathy for the Devil hits and Sean Corvik turns and faces the front of the rampway. Exile stands there in a black shirt and black robe with Logan and Road Block flanking him wearing similar apparal).
Exile: MISTER CORVIK!
(Sean wipes the sweat and blood from his brow).
Exile: was it as good for you as it was for Flemmy?
(Sean steps off and leans over the ring, yanking a microphone from Jay Blue's hand).
Corvik: Perhaps ...
Exile: Ahem, i digress. Sean Corvik. You are my Freind. You are my brother. Sean Corvik...I come here because you have been called.
Corvik: This long distance relationship is starting to get on my nerves so ... maybe you should just come down here and speak to me, man to man.
Exile: Ill stay right here if you dont mind
(The crowd boos Exile)
Exile: Oh lemme alone, its hard to walk in this robe!
Corvik: No, how about you get the fuck down here?
Exile: God your a stubborn son of a bitch.
(Exile lifts up the robe and walks down to the ring still flanked by his heralds)
Exile: NOW! i have to do this all over again
Exile: Ahem. Sean Corvik, you have been Called upon
(Sean sneers and lunges toward Logan, knocking him in the face with his microphone)
(Exile just rolls his eyes)
Corvik: THIS is your back up?
Exile: Im trying to go all out and do this as official as i can, but noooo you had to be all violent and assualt my heralds.
(Exile takes off the robe and climbs into the ring with Sean)
Corvik: I don't like him.
Exile: Im sure he gets that alot. I think its the aftershave
Corvik: Come, my dear Exile. No more delaying.
Exile: Sean, im assuming you read my brochure? I put alot of time into it. Espacially the graphics. Multicolor prining is expensive but well worth it
(Sean reaches in the side of his tights and holds it up).
Corvik: I've held it close to me, Exile.
Exile: Excellent. Sean. I want to join us. Leave this all behind you. help me make a better world. Sean, i want you to be my high priest in the fellowship.
Corvik: I've given it a lot of thought, I really have. And I flip through these pages, I see the promises made and the paradise. But no, Exile. You are fucking insane and I will not go along with this. You know me better than to think I will compromise my individuality for your so-called vision.
(Sean takes the brochure and tears it into peaces, letting them rain to the canvas).
Exile: Overdramatic much? It was just a question sean. You dont have to get all indignite about it. Honestly, im not offended or anything man. You're still my brother. Its not a with us or against us kinda thing here.
Corvik: Then why the fuck do I fel your eyes prying in the back of my head when you are not around?
Exile: Because someone has to look out for you Sean. Its just you and me now. Hell maybe its always just been you and me. But we have to watch each others backs.
Corvik: GOD DAMN IT CHRIS! When are you going to realize that I can fucking take care of myself?! I don't need you or anyone to hold my fucking hand, but I will tell you this ...
(Sean holds the microphone to his lips, walking up to Exile, looking at a man who is very much like him. Same build, same aspirations ... Sean breathes down his neck, his chest rising and falling).
Corvik: If you fuck me, Exile ... I will kill you.
Exile: Sean...heh...HAHAHHA!!! Sean, god you're as paranoid as our dear President. I would never do anything to you. Never my freind. Never.
Corvik: Did Jezebelle's actions have anything to do with you?
Exile: HA! I wish. I dont like the girl man, but i wouldnt do that if it would hurt you.
(Sean sighs, bowing his head for a moment. Coming to a peace).
Corvik: What the hell is this fellowship supposed to prove, Chris? What the fuck do you want to do? We should be watching out for ourselves. But I can't help you if you are completely venturing on into illogical nonsense.
Exile: Well gee Sean. If you had just turned to the Frequently asked Questions page of the brochure you couldve seen the answers to those questions. But no...you had to tear it up as some sort of symbolic gesture for everyone else
Corvik: Not symbolism for anyone else. Just a statement from me. What makes you think all this is right? What makes you think it will help us do a fucking thing? You won't start buying into this garbage because I don't plan on letting you.
Exile: You cant stop the world sean. Sometimes you just have to accept it and let it go. YOU CANT FIGHT THE BEAST.
(Exile climbs out of the ring)
Exile: You dont wnat to end up like Glory Sean. That would just be a waste
(Exile leaves the rampway and walks to the back)
Corvik: Wait just a fucking minute. I have one more thing to tell you regarding that.
(Exile stops but leaves his back facing him)
Corvik: I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
(Sean drops the mic and backs to his corner).
Exile: Sean. I love you. Becareful what you wish for.
(Exile walks to the back)
(Suddenly the lights dim and the masked Arcane Syth steps in front of Exile, impeding his path. Exile's eyes grow wide and he withdraws toward the bottom of the ramp. Arcane stops and the soulless black eyes meet those of Exile).
Exile: ARCANE!! Wait..i have a proposition for you� I want you to join me I want you to help me�
(Arcane removes his gloves and extends his arms in mock crucifixion pose and blood appears from his wrists, flows like fountains down his fingertips and forearms).
Corvik: As if his body were carrying out its own suicide ... I suggest you leave now, Exile. The control you think you held has grown thin ...
(Sean's jaw drops as he backs away and slumps into the corner, cradling himself, rocking back and forth ... and then it all appears as if it never happened. Exile runs around chasing after the nothingness)
Exile: ARCANE!!! ARCANE!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!! DAMMIT!!!!
(Exile turns and sees Sean huddled into a ball)
Exile: Logan, Road Block. Help him up.
(Logan just looks at Exile with fear)
Exile: Road Block?
(Road Block nods and carries Sean Corvik to the back with Exile and Logan behind them. Exile takes once last glance to see if Arcane is there then leaves with the rest of them)
(Commercials).
Road Block: Hey, are you alright?
Corvik: Why are you helping me ... ?
Road Block: I asked you if you were alright. I'll give you medical attention if you need it.
Corvik: No ... no, that's alright. What the fuck is Chris trying to do?
Road Block: I don't know. He's believing his own words. Something is wrong with him. But don't worry about that.
(Sean's eyes drift past Road Block to see Arcane Syth standing before him. He stands firm in his poise).
Corvik: What do you want!? Why do you keep doing this?
(Arcane again extends his arms and again his wrists open, spitting blood out of sores as it trails and branches off his skin, off his fingertips. Sean joins him in mock crucifix pose, refusing to back down, refusing to know fear, denying the betrayal of weakness. Sean breathes heavily, his chest rising and falling very quickly. Long moments are spent here. As the eyes stare into the other, as souls stare into another).
Arcane: Destroy the traitor.
Corvik: I ....
(Arcane drives his fist into the wall right next to Sean's neck. He becomes infuriated and lifts his hands, trying to raise Sean's arms. Sean will not let them and instead sneers, jerking his arms downward and ... seemingly ... making Arcane's hands take an erratic jump toward the floor).
Corvik: If I am to be your weapon of war then I will do it by my own terms. I will be solitary in space, Arcane ... I am mine. And as for Exile ...
(Sean smirks).
Corvik: All of a sudden I feel his reign will be short-lived.
(Fade out).
(Nick gets up from his chair and walks to the door.)
Nick: Well, it's time for my match.
Victor: Go fuck Exile up man.
Nick: Well that's a given. I'll be back shortly.
(Nick leaves the room, shutting the door on his way out......The door opens again as Nick comes back.)
Victor: Forget something?
Nick: Yeah, I need you to come with me.
Victor: Nah, you can do it on your own.
Nick: I don't fully trust Exile with this Fellowship crap that has been going on.
Victor: Oh yeah, that. Hold on, let me get my gun.
(Nick gives Victor a disappointed look.)
Victor: I'm kidding...Shit man.
Nick: I don't have a good history with guns.
Victor: I might as well bring a chair.
Nick: Bring two....you know.
Victor: Yeah, yeah. Let's just get this over with.
Nick: It's time for Dangerism to overpower the Fellowship.
Victor: I already told you I am not diggin' that.
(Nick just walks on his way to the ring as Victor continues to follow and talk to Dangerous.)
DT: Oh boy, it looks like Nick Dangerous is ready for Exile!!!
ND: There is no way that Dangerism can overpower the Fellowship!! There is just no way!!
JP: Right back at ya Neil!!
ND: And that brochure...
DT: What about it?
ND: It kicks ass.
JP: It sure does.
DT: Man, the more I hear the two of you, the more I believe you have been taken by Exile's religion. It's unbelievable!!
ND: Yes, Exile is unbelievable, he really is.
DT: Oh man.
JP: It is time for Nick Dangerous and Exile. Who's gonna face off against Sean Corvik in the finals of the Universal Title Tournament. Ofcourse its not really a question to us.
ND: Nope, because we got the script. And the script says that ....
JP: Don't go ruining it yet Neil. Don't go spoiling it for all the Fellowship followers.
DT: Oh please, where's a gun when you need it.
(Fire in the head by The Tea Party begins to play and Nick Dangerous and Victor Emmit come walking out from the back. The two make it to the ring and Nick enters the ring while Victor Emmit stays on the outside).
(Sympathy for the Devil starts and Logan comes out wearing a robe and with a microphone in hand as Nick stands in the ring unamused).
Logan: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! THE FELLOWSHIP IS HERE TONIGHT TO BEGIN THE IMPACT THAT WILL SOON AFFECT THE WORLD OVER!!! TO END THE MISERY OF GOD'S CREATION, THE MISERY WILL HAVE TO BE BURNED OUT OF THE WORLD!!! THE BURN BEGINS�NOW.
(Surrounding the ring the first row of fans all stand up and point at Nick who looks around confused).
DT: What in the world is going on here? The fans are on their feet and point at Nick Dangerous�
JP: This is not looking good for Nick, especially when Exile is involved.
ND: Maybe Nick has something on his shirt
DT: HOLY COW!! THE FIRST ROW JUST JUMPED THE RAILING AND IS FLOODING THE RING!!! SECURITY CANT HOLD THEM ALL BACK!!!
JP: NICK IS TRYING TO FIGHT THEM OFF!!! THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY OF THEM!!!
ND: That must be a pretty bad stain.
DT: NICK DANGEROUS IS GETTING PUMMELLED DOWN BY THIS�THIS�CULT OF LUNATICS!!!
JP: WAIT!! HERE COMES VICTOR EMMIT HE'S GOT STEEL CHAIRS!!! VICTOR IS IN THE RING!!! OH MY HE'S CLEARING HOUSE!!! WHAM!!! HE IS DRILLING THESE PEOPLE LEFT AND RIGHT!!! MY GOD THEY JUST KEEP COMING!!!
ND: Maybe Victor should've brought some stain remover.
DT: Victor has cleared a path for Nick!! He gave Nick the second chair!!! These people are in trouble now!! WHAM!!! Nick and Victor are taking out the trash now!!! This is great!!!
JP: It was great, Dean. It just got a whole lot worse! Exile is standing right outside the ring! Exile just grabbed Victor Emmit is pulling him out of the ring!!! THAT GOT NICKS ATTENTION!!!
ND: But he still doesn't see that stain.
JP: OUTCAST ON EMMIT!!!! OUTCAST!!!! NICK IS LIVID!! HE'S SCREAMING FOR EXILE TO GET INTO THE RING!!! HERE WE GO!!!
DT: Exile is taking his sweet time getting into the ring now�He's having the ref hold back Nick as Exile stretches against the ropes�he's just screwing with Nick Dangerous now.
DING DING DING
JP: Exile really in the advantage now here. He got Nick out of his game already and the match hasn't even started yet. Thats the cleverness of Exile. Thats the cleverness of the Fellowship. The referee let go off Nick and Nick goes right after Exile, but Exile rolls out of the ring. Nick chases him and goes to the outside aswell. Exile runs around the ring and he then slides back in again. Nick follows him and also makes it back into the ring, but just when he rolls in Exile begins to stomp down on him!!! And he keeps Nick Dangerous down on the mat with those viscious kicks and stomps to the head.
DT: Dangerous now makes it to his feet, but Exile takes him by the arm and he sends him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Exile with a powerslam!!!...Exile picks Dangerous up, waistlocks him and delivers a full nelson slam!!!....Two good moves by Exile right there. He now picks Dangerous up again and he irish whips him, but Nick reverses the whip and he throws Exile into the ropes. Exile comes off and Nick hits him with a double axe handle to the head. Exile stumbles backwards and Dangerous charges in on him and takes him to the mat with a leglariat!!! That looked mighty good.
ND: Yeah, wasn't bad for a Canadian. Dangerous jumps on top off Exile and he hands out fist after fist!!! Right and left punches are thrown by Nick Dangerous. Exile tries to fight it off, but Nicks is just too furious. I didn't know that Canadians had that much fury in them. Nick now even grabs Exile's head and he starts to ramm it into the mat!!!.....What does he want to do? Give Exile a concussion or what? Thats not a fair way to win this match.
DT: Fair? You mention the word fair and Exile in one sentence, thats not possible. But back to the match.....Dangerous pulls Exile to his feet and he throws him into the ropes. Exile comes off and Dangerous with a runnig spinebuster and he takes Exile down to the mat again!! Dangerous really aggressive here, I like that. I really like it!!...Nick brings Exile to his feet again and he drags him over to the corner and starts to ramm Exile's head into the topturnbuckle...1....2.....3.....4.....5.....6....7......8......9.......10......Nick lets go off Exile and Exile falls backwards down to the mat!!
JP: Dangerous picks Exile up again and this time he executes a Russian legsweep. This is not looking good for Exile here. Nick now bends over to grab Exile by the head, but ooooh lowblow by Exile and Nick goes down to his knees. Exile makes it up and he comes off the ropes and he kicks Nick to the head and Dangerous falls down to the mat!! Exile takes Nick up again and he lifts him up and ....DROPS HIM FACEFIRST INTO THE ROPES!!!.....OOooh boy thats gotta hurt!!!.....And Exile now takes Nick and he places him with his place on the second rope. Whats Exile gonna do? Don't tell me that he's gonna do a 619 here??
ND: No, don't think so. Instead Exile is going to the toprope now.......Dangerous his face is sticking out of the ring on the second rope and ....EXILE LEAPS OFF THE TOPROPE FOR A LEGDROP TO DANGEROUS HIS HEAD!!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!! What a move by Exile there!!!...Excellently executed by Exile, who himself is getting back up from the concrete floor on the outside. Dangerous is still hanging in the ropes and Exile makes it over there and he starts to plant his fist hard into Nick's forehead with hard punches!!...Exile follows that up with an elbow to Nicks head. Exile is systematically destroying Dangerous here. Exile then rolls back into the ring again and he drags Nick to the center of the ring and goes for the cover....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
DT: No, no, nooo its not over that easy. Nick Dangerous is not gonna give up just like that you know. Dangerous makes it to his feet again, but Exile charges in on him and takes him out with a knee to the midsection. Exile then takes Dangerous and he shoves him into a corner. Dangerous goes in backfirst and Exile moves over to the other side of the ring. Dangerous seems to be out of it all the way....and Exile knows this and he knows comes storming in.....and goes for a spear....BUT NICK MOVES OUT OF THE WAY IN THE LAST SECOND AND EXILE GOES SHOULDERFIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!! OOOH YESSS!!.....
JP: Ooooh nooo!!!....Exile almost flew to the outside trying to do that spear and ending up through the second and toprope against that steel ringpost. Nick Dangerous comes in now and he drags Exile out of the corner. He chops him to the chest and he then lifts Exile on the topturnbuckle. Nick climbs on aswell now. He grabs Exile and .....HE SUPERPLEXES HIM TO THE MAT!!!.....Ooooh Exile landed hard on his back there.......Not good at all for the former Universal Champion!!...Dangerous hooks the leg for the cover...is this it?....
ONE
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KICKOUT!!.....Nooooo it's not it!!! Exile kicked out!!
ND: Dangerous brings Exile to his feet again and he takes his arm and throws him into the ropes. Exile comes off and Dangerous catches him and ....SPINNING SAMOAN DROP!!!....And Dangerous executes that trademark move and Exile is layed out on the mat right now. We all know what move Dangerous is gonna do next now. He picks Exile up and he is setting him up for a Danger Driver. He lifts Exile up......but Exile moves out of it and he rakes Dangerous into the eyes!!!....Dangerous is blind for a moment there. The referee is warning Exile now for that illegal move, but Exile hits the referee with a right hand and the referee goes down to the mat!!!
JP: And Exile goes to the outside now....He rolls out and from under the ring he takes his baseball bat. Exile slides back inside and moves over to Nick and ....WHAMMMMMMM!!! He hits Dangerous to the head with that baseball bat!!!......Nick goes down and Exile throws the bat to the outside. Exile brings Nick to his feet again, takes him up and ......OUTCAST!!!...He did an outcast on Dangerous!! And the Canadian is layed out right now!! This is it!!!....And Exile is going for the cover right now. The referee is slowly getting his consciousness back and he slowly moves over to Exile and Dangerous.
DT: But look!!!! Prez Cazzo is coming to the ring!! I wanted to say "running" but well it's more like limping!! Thats all because of Exile and the way he stabbed him in the leg. Cazzo limps to the ring and he's shouting out to Exile. Exile notices Cazzo and he smirks and he rolls to the outside. Exile moves over to Cazzo and gets right into his face!!!...Cazzo then takes a swing at Exile, but Exile blocks it .....AND......OUTCAST TO CAZZO!!!!........OOOOH NOOOOOOO!!! AND EXILE IS LAUGHING OUT LOUD NOW!!!......And Exile now takes a steelchair from under the ring and .......HE WANTS TO HIT CAZZO WITH IT!!! DIDN"T HE DO ENOUGH TO THE PRESIDENT ALREADY!!! ....I CAN"T TAKE THIS ANYMORE......I"M GOING OVER THERE!!!
ND: BUT THE SCRIPT!!
DT: FUCK YOUR SCRIPT!!
(Dean Thornton takes off his headset and he rushes over to Exile and wants to stop him. Just when Exile swings the chair Dean Thornton grabs it out of Exile's hands. Thornton then wants to swing the chair at Exile, but just at that moment we see that Neil Down and John Pilchard stop Dean!!...And Exile grabs the chair out of Thorntons hands. He lifts it up.......BUT AT THAT MOMENT NICK DANGEROUS COMES IN AND ......HE SUPERKICKS THE STEELCHAIR RIGHT INTO EXILE'S FACE).
(Down, Thornton and Pilchard then make it back to their commentary position).
DT: What the hell was that all about??!!
ND: We just had to stop you, Dean!
DT: Why?!?!
JP: You weren't suppose to touch Exile. Noone is. This is his night you see.
DT: His night?!? I can't believe this.
JP: Dangerous now rolls Exile back into the ring again and moves back in aswell. Dangerous irish whips Exile into the ropes and when he comes off he catches him and ......DANGER DRIVER!!!..........OOOOH NOOOO!!!!.....Exile is out of it!!!....And Nick Dangerous hooks the leg for the cover.....
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!......NOOOOOO!!!
DT: Nick Dangerous has defeated Exile!!! HELLL YESS!!!...
ND: THAT WASN"T SCRIPTED!! (Nick Dangerous is making his way up the ramp towards the CazzoTron, walking slowly after his grueling match against Chris Lemke, the man they call Exile...)
(Suddenly, the Roswell Civic Center goes black, and "Prodigal Son" by Kid Rock plays! The crowd in attendance comes to its feet, cheering for the EWCL Champion. Gargantuflem is still dressed in his ring attire, and he holds the EWCL Championship belt over his shoulder and a mic in his hand).
G-Flem - Hello, Nick...
(Nick Dangerous looks shocked to see Gargantuflem, but nonetheless a little angry, and he takes a threatening step towards the bigger man).
G-Flem - Whoa, whoa... let's not get testy, Nick. I'm not out here to hurt you. If I was, well... heh, it wouldn't matter if you knew or not, would it?
(Gargantuflem leans against the side of the entryway, casually, a hand in the pocket of his pants... he continues talking as the crowd looks on).
G-Flem - I came out here tonight... to ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO...
*huge pop from the crowd*
G-Flem - ...Because I wanted to introduce someone to you all!
DT - He's finally going to reveal who his partner is! That mystery man that we've all been wondering about!
G-Flem - This man, he's a superstar in his own right. This man... you all know who he is already, don't you? A former EWCL Prime Time Champion... I have the honor, the privelage... the undisputed joy of introducing to you all tonight...
DT - WHO?!
ND - WHO?!
G-Flem - ...JOEY GOLD!!
(From behind Gargantuflem, a small, compact, muscular man walks out of the shadows... and it is indeed Joey Gold!)
DT - MY GOD!!
(Joey stands beside Gargantuflem, beaming at the crowd... and then his gaze shifts to Nick and it takes on more of a cocky air).
G-Flem - Yes, Nick... it's Joey that's been causing problems for your little lapdog the past few days. He's been working so hard to prove himself to me, and Victor was just the sweetest target we could find!
Joey - Sorry about that, Victor! But ya gotta know... it was just business!
G-Flem - So, Nick... it seems we've got ourselves the making of quite an enmity developing. Good enough for me; it's just that the odds have been evened now. You've got your partner, and I've got mine.
Have a good summer, Nick.
(Gargantuflem turns to walk away, and Joey with him... but suddenly, G-Flem turns back, tapping his forehead lightly with the palm of his hand).
G-Flem - Stupid, stupid, stupid G-Flem! Ohh... Nicky, I completely FORGOT!! Remember when I said that I wasn't out here to hurt you? That was true... but JOEY...
(The crowd begins to roar).
Joey - It's a different story wit' me, pal.
(Without warning, Joey takes off down the ramp, running at the Canadian superstar. Nick takes a defensive stance, looking to grapple with Joey, but Joey stops short and plants a kick in Nick's stomach! He grabs Nick by the neck, and falling to his knees...)
DT - KNOCKIN' DA FILLINGS!! KNOCKIN' DA FILLINGS!! It's been months since we've seen that move, and it's been too long!
(Gargantuflem is smiling sickly at the top of the ramp as Joey returns...)
G-Flem - Goodbye, Nicky.
(The two men walk out underneath the CazzoTron and leave Nick lying on the ramp, dazed and on the edge of consciousness).
(Commercials).
Nick: Did you see that!?
Victor: Hell yes!
Nick: Did you SEE that man!?
Victor: I saw it!
Nick: The fellowship has been put in it's God damn place!
Victor: Hell yes!
Nick: Dangerism has disowned the Fellowship!
Victor: Okay that's enough.
Nick: What!?
Victor: I told you that Dangerism is not my thing.
Nick: Oh rot in hell.
Victor: What!?
Nick: I didn't mean that, let's go watch some more crap the Cazzo can put up for us.
Victor: Yeah, yeah, let's do that.
(Nick and Victor walk back in their locker room, Victor enters, and Nick is about to when he sees Jay Masters walking by his door.)
Nick: Hey Masters?
(Masters looks in Nick's direction.)
Nick: Go to hell! Frickin' loser.
(Nick slams the door, Masters looking rather confused.) (Fade out).
DT: We are back people and its good to be back. Nick Dangerous has made it to the finals of the Universal Title Tournament. He did what some people thought couldn't be done and thats defeating Exile. But Nick did it and he has to fight Corvik in the final now.
ND: There's only one thing I can say about Dangerous and thats ...."Nick the Dick".
(slap-ouch).
DT: Sore loser!!
JP: Hey, hey, hey its not us that are the losers here. Its Dangerous, you and Cazzo who spoiled it all. It wasn't in the script at all that you would interfere and that Nick would get the win.
DT: Let me guess, "Exile's script" had Exile win the title right?
ND: Right!!
DT: Well then I am damn proud of it that I was a part of it to stop that. But people enough of that right now. It is time for a title match. G-Flem the current EWCL titleholder has to defend his title against Sean Campbell. We gotta say that Campbell is in the advantage right now since G-Flem already had to go through a match. A match in which he lost because Corvik pulled a smart move on him.
JP: I wonder if G-Flem has been able to motivate himself again for this match. I mean he has to be real disappointed after his loss against Exile. Real disappointed.
DT: True. But on the other hand he could be real eager to put things right agian and show that he is a great wrestler.
JP: Yes, either way its gonna be an intresting matchup.
ND: Sean Campbell has been showing good things before his little break. And the fact that Chazz Mendel left to the IWF probably only boosted up his morale. Campbell gets a big chance here to win the EWCL title. Whats it gonna be?
(Last by Nine Inch Nails begins to play and Sean Campbell comes out. "The Rising Star" appears from behind the curtains and he starts to walk down the aisle to the ring. He reaches ringside and slides in).
(Prodigal son by Kid Rock plays and a few seconds later G-Flem comes out. The crowd starts to cheer him up loudly. He slowly makes his way to the ring and enters it).
DING DING DING
DT: We begin and we see that Campbell goes right after G-Flem. He charges in on G-Flem, but G-Flem stops him with a shoulderblock. Campbell tries again and he charges into G-Flem for a second time, but another shoulderblock by G-Flem. G-Flem takes Campbell by the arm and sends him into the ropes. Campbell comes off and.....he hits G-Flem with a flying forearm....that makes G-Flem stagger backwards. Campbell quickly gets back to his feet again and he storms in on the giant and knocks him off his feet with a clothesline!!! Its remarkable that G-Flem went down from a clothesline, but it all added up after that flying forearm.
JP: G-Flem is down on the mat and Campbell now follows it up with a standing shooting star press. He executed that one perfectly and he now even goes for the cover.....
ONE
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KICKOUT.......But the big guy is able to kick out of it here. Just imagine G-Flem. He had to deal with the loss against Corvik and now he has to defend his title here. He could lose it all in just one night. Can you believe the pressure on him right now. Has to be hard. Campbell now brings G-Flem to his feet again and he hands out a couple of backhand chops. He then takes G-Flem and irish whips him, but G-Flem reverses the whip and throws Campbell into the ropes.
ND: Campbell comes off and .......tilt-o-wirl driver by G-Flem!! What a way to counter by the big man there!! And G-Flem doesn't go for the pin but picks his opponent to his feet again. He lifts Campbell up and he delivers an inverted suplex!!! G-Flem seems to be totally forgotten the match with Corvik. At least so it seems. He brings Campbell to his feet again and he sends him into a corner. Campbell goes backfirst into the corner and G-Flem storms in and does one of his turnbuckle body splashes!!! Totally squashing Sean Campbell in that corner. G-Flem moves out of the corner and he takes Campbell and hiptosses him down to the canvas. G-Flem follows that up with a big legdrop and the cover.....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
DT: Campbell crawls over to the ropes now and he uses them as leverage to make it to his feet. He makes it up, but G-Flem comes in from behind and he waistlocks him and executes a backdrop suplex!!! Well executed by G-Flem there. I wonder how long he can go in this match. He had a 10 minute plus match not that long ago. G-Flem now takes Campbell up again and ......BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!.......Alot of suplexes today by G-Flem!!...Campbell is layed out and G-Flem goes for another cover attempt. He really wants to hold on to that EWCL title. He hooks the leg......
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
JP: But yet again it is The Rising Star who rises to his feet and kicks out. G-Flem picks Campbell up now and he bodyslams him to the canvas. G-Flem then goes over to the corner and climbs to the top. Thats a scene we hardly see, G-Flem on the topturnbuckle........HE JUMPS OFF THE TOPROPE.....BUT JUST AT THAT MOMENT CAMPBELL GETS UP AND ...HE DROPKICKS G-FLEM TO THE CHEST!!!......G-Flem goes down and Sean Campbell quickly goes over to G-Flem and begins to stomp him to the left knee!!! I think that knee already got hurt in the Corvik match earlier on. Campbell with some more stomps and he then even drags G-Flem over to the ropes.
ND: He places G-Flems left leg on the bottom rope and Campbell then steps on the ropes and stomps down on the leg!!! Thats something that Nick probly taught him!! Campbell gets off the ropes and G-Flem gets back up again. Campbell grabs G-Flem and whips him into the ropes. The EWCL champion comes off and Campbell with a flying back elbow that hits G-Flem!! G-Flem stunned for a bit and he staggers backwards into the ropes.....Sean Campbell comes rushing in and ...he wants to clothesline G-Flem over the toprope to the outside just like Corvik did earlier on tonight.....Campbell comes in ....BUT OOOOOH G-FLEM CATCHES CAMPBELL.....AND.....LIFTS HIM UP IN A MILITARY PRESS .....AND.....HE TURNS AROUND AND DROPS CAMPBELL TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
DT: Good God!!! That was a nasty fall there!! Campbell dropping all the way to the concrete floor. G-Flem steps over the toprope now and he climbs to the outside. He picks up Campbell by the head and he throws him backfirst into the apron. He goes over to Campbell and he irish whips him into the steel ringpost. G-Flem follows in hot pursuit, but.......Campbell sidesteps him and G-Flem goes facefirst into the steel ringpost himself now!!! G-Flem's forehead starts to bleed again now. It was pretty fragile already and he was busted open already in his match with Corvik. Now he's bleeding again. Campbell takes him by the head and rolls him back into the ring again. The Rising Star gets back in the ring and hooks the leg for the cover.....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
JP: We almost had a new EWCL champion here. Campbell brings G-Flem to his feet again and he then bounces himself into the ropes. Campbell comes off.....but ooooooooh BIG BOOT BY G-FLEM!!...What a counter by the giant there!!!....Campbell went down and G-Flem lifts Campbell up again and kicks him into the midsection. He quickly follows that up with THE HANGOVER!!!......Powerbomb into a facebuster!!!.....Campbell landed hard face first into the mat and G-Flem now turns him around on his back and goes for the pin attempt....
ONE
TWO
THR.......KICKOUT
ND: Really close call there, but Campbell managed to hang in there. We see Campbell now crawling over to the corner now. He makes it over and gets on his feet........but G-Flem already comes charging in on him......BUT CAMPBELL COUNTERS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND G-FLEM GOES HEADFIRST INTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!!!...Campbell takes a couple of steps back and he then storms into the corner and .....HE DOES A REVERSE BRONCO BUSTER!!!...So into the back off G-Flems head!!!.....Campbell then drags G-Flem out of the corner and lays him on his back. And the pin....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!!!
JP: Close...but G-Flem with a kickout.
DT: Campbell picks G-Flem up from the mat and he goes to waistlock him. He waistlocks G-Flem and he wants to lift him up for a German suplex!!!....But G-Flem blocks it and he elbows Campbell to the face. He then reverses the waistlock and .....TOSSING GERMAN SUPLEX TO CAMPBELL!!!....And Campbell flew all the way to the other side of the ring!!! Holy Shit!!!....Did you see that?!?!.....G-Flem makes it over to Campbell and he pulls him to his feet. He lifts him up and ........GARGANTUAN' DRIVER!!! ...OOOOH YESS!!!...HE DID IT!!!......Finishing move on Sean Campbell and G-Flem now going for the cover.....He hooks the leg and the referee goes to count....
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!
JP: It's over G-Flem wins this match, defeats Sean Campbell and he retains the EWCL titlebelt!! So at least G-Flem has hold on to his titlebelt here tonight in New Mexico. At least he still has that title.
ND: What a great match.
DT: Couldn't agree more, both men put on a good show, especially Gargantuflem who wrestled his second match in a row!
JP: Both men are standing in the ring staring each other down.
ND: KILL EACH OTHER!
DT: The match is over, no need for that.......And look, the two men have finally seen eye to eye once again and they are shaking hands.
JP: It's good to see them get along with one another again.
DT: Couldn't agree more-
Voice: OH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
ND: Oh look, Victor Emmit is out for some reason. Maybe he'll kill someone.
DT: Enough, Down, we don't need violence outside of the match itself.
ND: What the hell!? Yes we do! You're stupid Dean. Victor has come to the ring with a mic, let's see where this goes.
Victor: Sean, Sean, Sean....What in the hell do you think you're doing!? You shake the hand of this man!? Do you respect this man!? Is Gargantuflem a kind of guy you can really believe to be a friend!?
(Sean nods his head in approval.)
Victor: What the hell has this man done for you? How can you possibly trust him? He just kicked your ass tonight! He probably has plans of doing it weeks ahead of now.
(Gargantuflem smiles at Victor, looking at him like he's making a fool out of himself.)
Victor: Look at him laughing right now! He's not a man you can trust. Think about Nick Dangerous, Sean. Think about all he has done for you. You wouldn't have even faced Gargantuflem for the EWCL title if it weren't for Nick Dangerous!
DT: It was actually Nick Dangerous who tore that contract.
ND: Quiet Dean.
Victor: Think of all he has tought you, you wouldn't have even come remotely CLOSE to beating Gargantuflem if it weren't for Nick Dangerous. If it weren't for Nick Dangerous, you'd still be flying around looking like a fucking moron, trying to hit something the best you can every time you leap like an idiot off the turnbuckle. You'd be a fucking NOBODY without Nick Dangerous! You are NOTHING without Nick Dangerous. And quite frankly, I don't know what can be wrong with you now, suddenly walking out on him like this. Do you have any idea what you're doing to Nick Dangerous now!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA!? DO YOU!? YOU EMBARASSED HIM, SEAN, YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EMBARASSING IT IS WHEN WHAT IS CONSIDERED TO BE NICK'S TOP STUDENT, WALKS OUT ON HIM!? Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to be ditched by your own damn student for a lump of man fat like Gargantuflem!? Nick Dangerous doesn't need you, Campbell, and as of right now, you can go to hell.
(Victor slaps Campbell in the mouth, Gargantuflem goes in to defend Campbell, but Emmit flees too soon. We hear another voice coming from the speakers.)
Nick: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second here. Gargantuflem, you better watch yourself, lay a finger on a friend and I might just change my mind and kick your ass right here tonight. Now I am here to make a demand. Sean Campbell, you piss the hell out of me, piss me off to the point where I don't give a damn, if Victor goes back in that ring and kicks the living shit out of you. But don't feel down yet, boy. There's still hope. I'm going to let you make a choice. Obviously you have shown me nothing so far about your ability to make a right choice, but this is your chance to prove me wrong. Next week, you are going to straight up tell me whether you are with me, or if you are going to take the side of whatever the hell a Gargantuflem is. It's not that hard, Campbell, it's either me, or him. This is your chance to prove me wrong in thinking what I currently think of you. Choose wrong, then you too can seriously just go to hell, because I am tired of going out of my way for you. Let's go Vic.
(Nick drops the mic and leaves the entrance way as Vic makes his way out as well.) (Commercials).
Cazzo: I wonder whats on this tape whats so important that a messenger delivered this.
(Obviously it is the tape that Exile and Roadblock put together during the week. The tape first shows Exile in John Pilchards office and Cazzo stops the tape).
Cazzo: JOHN????!?!?! Is John in on it??? Thats just not possible. How could John sell out on me like that?? How could he do that?.....Who else??
(He pushes the play button again).
(Shortly after that we see Saphio and Exile hugging).
Cazzo: Oh please no!!! Not Saphio aswell!! I was right!! I know I can't trust him.....He stabbed me in the back before, now he did it again......Not Saphio!!!!!
(He pushes play again and next up we see Chazz Mendel in the IWF winning the main IWF title last week).
Cazzo: CHAZZ!!! The man together with Exile who has been behind all of this!!! Together they made up this plan.....together they put me in the hospital. Exile hired Chazz to do the dirty work and as a reward he gave him the IWF Championship. HOW COULDN"T I HAVE SEEN THAT ONE COMING!!??!!...SCREW EXILE......SCREW CHAZZ!!!.....SCREW PILCHARD!!....SCREW SAPHIO!!!!...SCREW EVERYONE!!!
(Cazzo then notices the note that came along with the tape. He looks at the note and the note Dr. Haasfelter, psychologist).
(Cazzo stares at the note and he then puts his head in his hands. And he says softly.).
Cazzo: Maybe I should try that.
(Fade out).
DT: Welcome once again people. Up next we have for you another title match. This time the tagstraps are on the line. Tagteamchampions Aaron Gold and Johnathan Cable, also known as The New Breed have to defend their tagtitles against....well against I don't know. Its an open challenge match, so anyone can come out and challenge the champions for the title. I have no clue who it might be that is going to challenge them.
ND: I got an idea, but I better not tell anything. Don't want to ruin the surprise.
(The arena goes black and the first rifts of the New Breed by Fear Factory blast over the PA. Green spotlights twist and turn around the arena as strobes go off around the curtain. The fans go nuts, as Aaron Gold and Johnathan Cable step out through the curtain. They look at each other for a moment, and then out across the crowd. The stage explodes in green firebombs as Jessica comes running down the ramp, followed by the New Breed). (Aaron Gold and Johnathan Cable hold up their tagtitles and they then hand them over to the referee. They then stare at the ramp to see who it is going to be who's gonna challenge them).
DT: Who's it going to be?
(The lights go out and a few seconds later "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N' Roses begins to play and moments after we see the logo of The Dudes on the CazzoTron).
ND: Oh please not The Dudes.
(From behind the curtains we then see Havoc Jones and Super Crazy Japanese Ninja Guy. The two members of The Dudes make their way over to the ring and get in).
DT: Last week we saw the two other members of The Dudes as they got their asses kicked by Sean Corvik. I believe it were Flying McFerg and Booka The Bruiser last week. Now lets see if these two can be more of a threat at all. Saphio has trained them, so they have to have some kind of skills.
JP: Uhuh.....right...
DING DING DING
DT: Aaron Gold and Havoc Jones start this match off here. The two circle eachother for a couple of seconds until they tie up. Jones waistlocks Gold, but Gold reverses it and he grabs Jones in a hammerlock. It looks to be pretty painful there as Jones almost wants to give up already. Gold turns it around and he irish whips Jones into the ropes. Jones comes off and Gold backdrops him to the mat. He picks Jones up and sends him into the ropes again....Jones comes and Gold with a belly to belly suplex on him!!! At that moment Super Crazy Japanese Ninja Guy comes in, but Gold counters with a .....GOLDEN RING SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!
ND: And Gold tags in Johnathan Cable. Cable comes in and he clotheslines Jones to the mat.......He then does the same thing to that Ninja Guy. Cable picks the Ninja Guy up and powerbombs him to the canvas. The Beast then lifts up Jones and he also powerbombs him to the mat!!!.....Both members of The Dudes are knocked out right now. Cable slowly moves over to Ninja Guy now and he lifts him on the topturnbuckle. Cable climbs onto the toprope aswell now. He gets on top and he grabs Ninja Guy by the throat .....AND.......OOOOOH MY GODD!!!......HE CHOKESLAMS NINJA GUY TO THE OUTSIDE...AND HE GOES THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!......HOLY SHIT!!!
JP: Cable climbs off the topturnbuckle now and he tags in Gold again. Gold comes in and together they grab Havoc Jones. They lift him up and ....FINAL EVOLUTION!!!.... Cable gets a Deadly by Design on Jones, and instead of letting go of the legs and turning it into a Stunner, Cable will let go of the head, and Gold will grab the head, and land a Tag Team 3-D. What a finishing move there!!! Jones is out and Gold goes for the easy cover....
ONE
TWO
THREE
DT: It's over.
ND: Thank God it's over.
(Commercials).
Exile: Logan, get me Jez.
Logan: What?
Exile: I don't bring you here to think. I don't train you to think. I ask you to get me Jez on the phone and guess what you do. You get me Jez on the phone. NOW!
(Logan scurries off and comes back a second later with a phone)
Exile: Thank you.
(Exile presses the phone against his ear)
Exile: Jez?
Jez: There you are. You've been avoiding me all week.
Exile: Who? me? Surely you jest.
Jez: Tell me why.
Exile: Because i keep waiting for you to get that plastic surgery done, and alas it never gets done. youre not very easy on the eyes jez
Jez: Fuck you. Where is my brother? I did what you told me to.
Exile: kiss your mother with that mouth? Nope, guess not. she dumped your ass and left when you were kids. Smart woman
Jez: You are not going to make me angry with petty cheap shots. Give me my brother back.
Exile: Ya know what? No. No. No. Ask me again. Guess what? No. Fuck you Jez. Im tired of the games to. You cant have your brother back. You wanna know why?
Jez: YOU TOLD ME IF I DITCHED SEAN, YOU WOULD GIVE HIM BACK!
(Sobs are heard in the background)
Exile: YOU SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU!!! YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Jez: Tell me why ...
Exile: Your brother is fucking dead jez.
Jez: You're a liar.
Exile: Am I? Keep pushing me dead and ill start sending your brother piece by piece by piece by piece
Jez: YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR CHRIS! And heartless .... how could you do this to me?
Exile: HOW COULD I? HOW ABOUT YOU LITTLE MISS. DO NOT TRUST CHRIS LEMKE. HES FAKING BEING AFFECTED BY ARCANE. WHATEVER YOU DO DONT TRUST HIM. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! AM I GOING TO HAND OVER YOUR BROTHER NOW?! BULLSHIT!!!
Jez: ... How did you know I wrote that letter?
Exile: Because I know. You screwed up jez. YOu screwed up bad. And now you have to fix your mistake.
Jez: What do you expect me to do, sit idly by while you ruin his life?! I'm not the one who put him in danger, you are!
Exile: Ya know what? This whole conversation is wearing thin on me. You are wearing thin on me. My patience with you is gone. What im about to tell you, im going to tell you once. Then you are going to do it. Do you understand me?
(More sobs are heard in the background which further angers Chris Lemke).
Exile: DO YOU UNDERSTAND??!!!
Jez: Y-y-yes ...
Exile: Good. Now, this is what you are going to do. I want you, Jezebelle, to KILL Sean Corvik. No if's, and's, or but's. Kill Sean Corvik or I kill Macbeth. You have 1 week to do it. Your brother has 1 week to live. Do this, then I never want to see you or your brother again. That is all. Do what is asked of you then you are free from me forever. Goodbye Jez...the clock is ticking
Jez: NO YOU CANT MAK�
(Exile hangs up phone and tosses it to Logan)
Exile: Im not going to kill you because you didn't join the Fellowship, Sean. Im going to let your pretty little girlfriend do that for me. AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Fade out).
DT: Welcome back for the last time. It is time for the highlight of the evening. The main event match. The final of the Universal Title Tournament. Sean Corvik versus Nick Dangerous. What a match is this going to be. Corvik defeated G-Flem earlier tonight, while Nick Dangerous eliminated Exile. This is it. After 20 to 25 minutes we will know who the next Universal Champion is going to be.
ND: Yeah even John and I don't know, since our script is no longer useful tonight.
JP: Corvik a three time Universal Champion or Nick Dangerous who sofar only won the EWCL title. He had plenty of Universal Title shots, but everytime he lost.
ND: Everytime he choked. Thats how they call that.
DT: It's on people. Don't let us waste more time talking, it's time for action.
(Fire in the Head by the Tea Party hits the PA system as Nick Dangerous comes out for his final match of the evening. Nick has a mic in his hand, as he enters the ring.)
Nick: Alright this is important, cut my music.
(The music cuts.)
Nick: I have a big announcement to make. In this final match I am going to do something that I didn't think I'd end up doing. I thought by now I'd feel the motivation to give a damn about this match, but apparently I was unlucky in doing so. So I am left with nothing to really fight for. So to make things interesting...I thought maybe I'd put something of mine on the line.....That being my job.
(The crowd pops at the thought.)
Nick: Hey shut up! That's not funny. Anyways. Yeah, don't think I'm bluffing because I am dead serious, I am more than ready to go in the back and request that Cazzo has me released from the EWCL this week, if I lose this match. But as much as this idea sounds so great to you. I hope you bear in mind that I may also become the new Universal frickin' Champion tonight. So don't hold your damn breath. Let's get this show on the road. (The Cazzotron burst to life as the arena falls into darkness. A green lifeline courses across the darkened rift, slowly it beeps, once...twice...a third time...it falls into silence).
(Suddenly the voice of Maynard James Keenan from Tool rips through the P.A).
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consiousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are an imagination of ourselves".
(Christanity Delete by the Project Hate tears through the arena. The sounds of a time long past, of when the world was ruled by Gods of the past, before the God of emptiness and turmoil came to be. Ra stands on high and to his right stands his weapon of war. A pillar of flames erupts from the entrance way, suddenly it falls to nothing as a shaft of light breaks through the darkness. The words Royal Family appear on the Cazzotron and in the ring of red flames the shadow recedes. Sean Corvik stands there, his arms extended before him revealing his pseudo-mangled and slit wrists, as if his body were carrying out its own suicide. Corvik draws his arms slowly, down they come and as they fall so too does the height of the flame, until he brings them to his waist. He throws his head back releasing a blood curdling scream, devolving into a low, demonic growl as the flames die away completely. Stepping through the flames, Corvik then makes his way down the entrance ramp. He reaches the ring and enters it).
DING DING DING
DT: Corvik and Dangerous have faced eachother several times over the last couple of months. In singles action I believe it's 2-1 for Sean Corvik. So Corvik is in the advantage here. He got the bigger chances when you look at the statistics. But statistics don't mean much in wrestling. You have to do it in the ring. And the ring is where they are right now. Corvik and Dangerous begin to circle eachother and after about 4 seconds they tie up. And Corvik shoves Nick and smirks. Dangerous comes in and the two lock up for a second time. This time Dangerous gets a waistlock on Corvik. He picks him up and takes him down to the mat!! Nick lets go and the two get back on their feet and they start to circle eachother again.
ND: Dangerous charges in on Corvik, but Corvik gets a forearm to the chin as Nick approached him!! Nick definately didn't see that one coming. But Nick rather quickly gets back to one knee and he looks at Corvik. Corvik smirks another time and he moves over to Nick. Nick gets on his feet and the two start to hand out punches back and forth. Ok, we got ourselves a regular brawl going on here!!!...Corvik and Nick fight from one side of the ring to the other now. None of the two getting upperhand right now. They move over to a corner now and it is Corvik who hits Nick with a big right hand. He grabs Nick and throws him backfirst in the corner. Corvik then with a series of chops to the chest.
JP: Corvik then takes Nicks arm and he irish whips him into the opposite corner. Dangerous goes in backfirst hard and Corvik follows in hot pursuit and comes in ......but Dangerous lifts his legs up and Corvik runs right into the boot!!!! Corvik hit that one right in the face and he is stunned and stumbles backwards.....Dangerous charges in and ....HE SPEARS CORVIK DOWN TO THE MAT!!!......Wow,...unbelievable!!!....Corvik down to the mat and Nick now sitting on top of him and handing out right and left punches. It's almost similar like how he did that to Exile!! Like in that match he now also grabs Corviks head and starts to ramm it into the mat hard!!! He repeats this several time until he thinks it was enough.
DT: Dangerous gets to his feet and he throws Corvik into the ropes.....Corvik comes off and Dangerous for the backdrop.....but Corvik sees it coming and he kicks Dangerous to the head and follows it up with a ......PILEDRIVER!!!.....Ooooh....Nicks face got crushed into the mat there!!!....Corvik picks Nick up again and he sends him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Corvik with one of his trademark forward rolling legscissors!!.....Corvik follows that up with an elbow to Nicks left leg!!!.....And another elbow!!!.....Corvik goes to hook in a figure four leglock now, but Dangerous prevents it by shoving Corvik away!!! Dangerous gets to his feet and he charges in on Corvik.....but Corvik counters with a quick powerslam!!! And the cover.....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
JP: Corvik almost was a four time Universal Champion!! Corvik picks Dangerous up by the head now and he drags him over to the ropes...He wants to throw Dangerous over the toprope to the outside, but Dangerous reverses it and he sends Corvik over the toprope!!! And Corvik goes headfirst to the concrete floor!!!....Can you believe that!!!....And Dangerous grabs the toprope and .....SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OVER THE TOPROPE AND HE LANDS ON TOP OFF CORVIK!!!.....Oooh yeah!!! Thats what its all about!!! We hardly see Nick do those kind of moves, but I guess tonight is a special night and this is a special match. It most definately is. Dangerous gets to his feet now and he picks up Corvik and he irish whips him.....but Corvik reverses the whip and sends Dangerous into the security guardrail.
ND: Dangerous goes backfirst into the guardrail and Corvik charges in right after......but Dangerous counters and he backdrops the Extreme Champion over the guardrail into the crowd!!!.....I think Corvik even landed on some empty chairs there!!!.....Empty chairs?!?!? HOW THE HELL CAN THERE BE EMPTY CHAIRS AT THIS EWCL PPV???? HOWS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?! Sorry, but I got a little carried away there. Nick Dangerous climbs over the guardrail now and he picks up Corvik and punches him with a big right hand. He follows that up with another right hand. Corvik staggers backwards and Dangerous comes in to hand out some more shots. But Corvik grabs a fan and pulls him in front of him and Dangerous accidently hits the fan!!!
DT: Oh God no!!!.....And the fan falls down to the floor!! That was an accident. A true accident there!!!....Nick wants to check if the fan is alright, but Corvik already charges in on him with a double axe handle!!! He knocks Nick to the ground and he follows that up with kicks and stomps to the head. Corvik then pulls Dangerous up to his feet and he drags him back over to the guardrail. And Corvik throws Nick back to ringside. Kritical Kondition climbs back to ringside aswell and he takes Dangerous and drags him over to the nearest ringpost. BAMMMMMM!!!....Corvik just slammed Nicks head into the steel!!! He will definately feel that!!! That just screams headache out loud!!
ND: The referee is shouting out to them to bring it back into the ring again. Corvik doesn't even listen to him I think. However Corvik takes Nick and rolls him back in the ring now. So he must have been listening afterall. Corvik rolls back in and he takes Dangerous and he irish whips him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and he ducks Corviks forearm. Dangerous comes off the opposite ropes, but Corvik with a Lou Thesz press on Dangerous!! And Corvik lands on top off Dangerous and unleashes a number of punches to Nicks forehead!!! Corvik takes Dangerous and he irish whips him into the corner. Dangerous comes out of the corner and Corvik bounces himself into the ropes.....comes off and wants to go for a bulldog!!
JP: But Dangerous saw it coming and he ducks it!!....Nick for a superkick, but Corvik grabs the leg!!!....But Dangerous with an Enziguri that hits Corvik in the head!!! Corvik down on the mat and Dangerous goes over to the corner and starts to climb the toprope. Dangerous makes it to the top......but ooooooh just at that moment Corvik comes in and bounces into the ropes and that makes Dangerous lose his balance and he falls crotchfirst into the topturnbuckle!!! And Corvik climbs the toprope aswell now. He makes it to the top, grabs Dangerous by his tights and ......SUPERPLEXES NICK TO THE MAT!!! Both Corvik and Dangerous are layed out there now!!!....But it is Corvik who's the first one to get back up, and he's going for the cover attempt....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
DT: Corvik pulls Dangerous to his feet now and ....INVERTED DDT!!! ....Dangerous goes hard to the mat!!!....But thats not it for Corvik as he is going over to the corner now. He climbs to the toprope and faces the crowd. ...AND....CORVIK MOONSAULTS OFF THE TOPROPE AND HITS DANGEROUS!!!......OOOOH BOY!!!...IS THIS IT?!?!?.....Corvik going for the cover.....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT......But Nick kicks out once again. How much more does Corvik have to do to win this match here? Can Dangerous can hold on or not?? Thats the main question right now here!!
ND: Dangerous is slowly getting to his feet now......Corvik is waiting for him..........Dangerous turns towards Corvik and Corvik comes in for his INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!.....BUT NICK DUCKS IT!!!.. AND HE LIFTS CORVIK UP AND ......SPINNING SAMOAN DROP!!! OOOOOOOH GREATLY DONE BY DANGEROUS!!!.....And now its Dangerous his turn here in this match!!! Dangerous picks Corvik up and ....HE'S ALREADY SETTING HIM UP FOR THE DANGER DRIVER!!!!......BUT NOOOO!!....CORVIK MOVES OUT OF IT!!!.....DANGEROUS FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT CORVIK DUCKS IT......CORVIK COMES IN FOR A CLOTHESLINE....BUT THIS TIME DANGEROUS DUCKS IT!!!.....AND HE COUNTERS WITH ......INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!....WOW!!! Dangerous hit Corvik with his own move there!!! The nerve!!! And Nick going for the cover.....
ONE
TWO
THR......KICKOUT
JP: Dangerous pulls Corvik up and he throws him into a corner.....Nick moves in and chops Corvik to the chest. He then whips him, but Corvik reverses the whip and sends Nick into the opposite corner!!!..Corvik charges in after and he splashes......but Nick moves out of the way in time and Corvik splashes on top off the topturnbuckle!!! And Nick goes to the corner and climbs to the top!!! He grabs Corviks head and sets him up for a TORNADO DDT FROM THE TOPROPE!!!...BUT NOOOOOO!!!.....CORVIK BLOCKS IT AND ....DIAMOND CUTTER TO DANGEROUS!!!! AMAZING!!!!...HOLY SHIT!!!!!! Corvik with the pin...
ONE
TWO
THRE.....KICKOUT!!!
DT: Dangerous with the kickout at the last moment. Dangerous now trying to climb to his knees, but Corvik comes in again and this time for a Le Magistral Cradle.....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!!!......Wow Corvik almost got the win with that cradle!!!........Sean Corvik now takes Nick to his feet and he whips him into the ropes......Dangerous comes off and he ducks the forehand from Corvik. He stops behind him and ....NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX ON CORVIK!!!...
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!!!......So close.....so close there!!!.....Nick shakes his head and he picks Corvik up. He throws Corvik into the ropes and when he comes off he goes for a backdrop.....but Corvik reads the move again and he turns Nick around and ....HE HOOKS IN THE DARKEST HOUR!!!
ND: BUT LOOK!!!....DANGEROUS MANAGES TO REVERSE IT AND HE LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND CORVIK!!!! HE PUSHES CORVIK INTO THE ROPES...CORVIK COMES OFF....DANGEROUS TURNS HIM AROUND, KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION .....AND.....DANGER DRIVER!!!!......OOOOH YESS!!!!.......And Nick Dangerous hooks the leg for the cover......
ONE
ONE
THREE!!!!......THAT'S IT!!!
DT: NICK DANGEROUS IS THE NEW EWCL UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!! WHAT AN ENDING OF THIS EVENING!!! WHAT A GREAT ENDING!!!! LOOK AT NICK CELEBRATING IN THE RING RIGHT NOW!!.....The referee hands the titlebelt over to him and Nick holds the title up above his head!!! What a great way to end this night. This is Dean Thornton, till next time....Goodbye!!!
(Commercials).