Date: 22nd December 2002
Place: New York
Arena: Madison Square Garden

Scheduled matches:

Coby Belton vs. Sean Orion
Thorn vs. Aaron Gold vs. Johnathan Cable
Xavier Byrne(c) vs. Marco - Prime Time Title
Chazz Mendel vs. Matty Midget
Blade vs. Drake Laps - For last spot in the main event
"The Holy Saint" Daniel vs. Strait Hate - Extreme Title
Scott Monroe(c) vs. Sean Corvik vs. Exile vs. Nick Dangerous vs. Chris Christ vs. Last spot - 6 Men Hell in the Cell Universal Title

(Interior of a hospital. Exile walks in with a brightly wrapped package and into room 337. He turns and smiles and sees the comatose Cazzo laying in bed. Exile sets the package down by his feet and pulls up a chair by Cazzo's bedside)

Exile: Here you are on your brightest night. Your pay per view coup de tat. And you are laying in a bed all alone, unable to move. Can you even hear me? CAZZO?! Can you hear me?

(Exile breaks out into laughter)

Exile: Nah I didn't think so. It was almost a year ago I was in the same position that you are in now. Corvik put me in the darkest hour and I didn't come out for way too long. You'd think I'd still have a grudge for something like that but surprisingly I don't.

(Exile stares down at Cazzo's empty eyes)

Exile: You and I, we've had some times haven't we old friend. I break your leg and end your career. And you ugh�well. Lets see. I take your company and destroy it and you�well. Gosh Cazzo, not very good at getting me back are you. I beat the hell out of your nephew, I ran down your friend and your lover. Ive destroyed every faucet of your life. I always try to make it a point in not making it personal, but I guess I broke my own rule with you.

(Exile looks around the room and gets up. He walks to the door and locks it. He then walks back to Cazzo's bed)

Exile: So Im sitting here thinking, gosh. Cazzo you have always been a bit of an egomaniac. Always putting your priorities above anyone elses. So whats the best way of getting you? To take the thing you prize about anything else. Your federation? No Ive taken that. Soon, I'll completely usurp your authority. But what would an egomaniac really fear?

(Exile stands in front of Cazzo's bed and opens the present)

Exile: This is my Christmas in hell present to you pal. When I was commissioner I planned on doing this to you. Unfortunatly that was robbed of me. But the paper stands still none the less. In case you are ever unable to perform your duties as an active president, or while you are still in majority stock holder position. 65% Cazzo, by the way. Im sure you know that since I own the other 35%. Regardless. The paper says that I will assume full control as president and stock holder.

(Exile throws the paper on Cazzo's chest and Exile walks over to Cazzo's face)

Exile: Look at you, you couldn't lift a finger to stop me. Pathetic. Well, time for you to realize your greatest fear Cazzo. The best way to keep you inactive it just to never have you take a breath again. Merry Christmas Cazzo

(Exile picks up the plush chair and smashes the life support system and equipment keeping Cazzo alive)

Exile: You're dead

(Exile walks out of the room as the flatlined sound echoes in the quiet room)

(The scene fades out and the following music (Wham! - Last Christmas) starts to play:

...Last Christmas I ripped you apart...
...and the very next day you were running away...
...this year to bring you to tears...
...I hit you with something special....

CHRISTMAS IN HELL

(The music stops and the gold and white EWCL Christmas in Hell logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts� slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible� the Christmas in Hell logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen).

After these clips the titantron fades to black and we go to our announcers of the evening Dean Thornton and Neil Down).

The CazzoTron appears and the EWCL Logo and the name of the PPV appears.....

Dean Thornton: Good God!!! This really is gonna be a Christmas in Hell!! Did you just see what Exile did to Cazzo? I think he actually killed him!!

Neil Down: What an awful way to start the show off!!

DT: We probly gonna see more after what happend to Cazzo, but for now I can only welcome you to Christmas in Hell 2002. As you probly already noticed I am sitting here to commentate the show and not John Pilchard. John decided to give me this chance, especially since I wasn't able to commentate last week because of Roadblock who clocked me in the head.

ND: Oh man it was a drag to sit next to him and commentate the matches.

DT: Yes, Roadblock is a lousy wrestler, but he really sucks as a commentator. Roadblock is truly a .........*BAMMMMMMMMM*....

(At that moment Dean Thornthon gets nailed in the head with a keyboard).

Roadblock: Somebody called me?

ND: Please, mother of Godd, nooooooo!!!

RB: Yes, I am back once again. Once again I am back. Back I am, once again. Back again, I am once.....hmmm *thinks*. .....Am I back once again??

ND: Please shut up and ....shut up.

RB: So where's the turkey?

ND: Turkey?

RB: Yes turkey. This is Christmas right? I thought we were suppose to have dinner and food here.

ND: No, we don't. And I am just gonna ignore you right now and talk about tonights show. In the main event we are gonna see 6 men who will take eachother to the limit in a never before seen match in the EWCL. Its gonna be a killer of a match. Scott Monroe, Sean Corvik, Exile...

RB: WOOOOOHOOOO.

ND: Nick Dangerous, Christ Christ and either Blade or Drake Laps.

RB: Mikey or Drakey!!

ND: Please, I can't take this for 3 hours in a row.

(Snow falls outside of the most famous venue in the world as Scott Monroe stands, starring up at it. Racheals stands next him, wearing his black leather Jacket, while Monroe has on nothing more than a simple t-shirt. After a moment, Monroe pulls the t-shirt from his body, exposing the scarification crucifix carved into his back, much the discomfort of all those watching. The scabing, scarred crucifix looks as if at any moment, it shall burst open spilling his blood onto the cold winter snow. Monroe lets the snow fall upon him, then turns slowly).

Monroe ~ You take it for granted don't you? The little things in life. The snowfall, the full moon, the rising and setting sun. You look about this mechanical world and you see all of the creations of technology, all of the ideas of man to destroy our world. Well some of us haven't forgotten about the true beauty that lies beneath your mounds of concreate and steel. And when Gia opens her soul and destroys the plague upon her planet, I shall watch from on high and laugh.

Racheal ~ The ritual was completed, the end is near.

Monroe ~ Right you are my dear, right you are. You see, tonight I shall enjoy more than just the snow falling upon my shoulders, but I will enjoy the flames of hell tearing the flesh from my bone. I will dance the dance macbre with these men and prove to the world why I am the Universal champion, why I am the most dangerous man in this federation. Why I am your salvation.

Racheal ~ Come Scott, we've much to do.

Monroe: So this is my fate.

Racheal: Only if you let it.

Monroe: No, I do believe I have something to prove to Corvik. Those were harsh words.

(Racheal shrugs).

Racheal: But indeed you will be the one to save him, Scott. To show him the true ways.

Monroe: I am no creator, Racheal. I am only trying to help him...

(A limousine rolls to the entrance and Scott promptly turns around, boldly walking to the side of the door and opening it up himself. A long leg steps out and Jezebelle exits the vehicle).

Monroe: So, Jezebelle, what brings you here this fine evening?

(She extends her hand to Monroe and Racheal sneers at her).

Jez: I just thought I would come to see the downfall of the unstoppable champion.

(Monroe smirks).

Monroe: Well then, you might be waiting awhile. Who, pray tell, do you believe is taking it from me?

(The opposite door opens and Sean Corvik walks out to an even further chorus of boos. He sets his clothes bag down next to him and looks up the height of the Universal Champion who is roughly his size).

Corvik: Draw your power elsewhere, Scott, or you are doomed to fall. Do you understand the ramifications of exactly what we're both walking into?

Monroe: I have fully thought those out.

Corvik: Have you?

Monroe: Yes.

Corvik: Can you expect the unexpected?

Monroe: No one can expect the unexpected but one can unexpect the unexpected. No hard feelings, right?

(He smirks. The tension between the two seems to rise but Sean keeps his cool. Scott hands his belt over to Racheal).

Corvik: No hard feelings, Lord. No hard feelings at all.

Monroe: You knew what I meant when I said that.

Corvik: Of course I did. Oh, Monroe? Expect--

Monroe: --the unexpected.

(Both throw fists at each other at the same time and connect. It is Sean who is reeling as Monroe shoves him in the limousine door. Monroe goes in for the kill but Corvik sidesteps and drives a knee into Monroe's gut. Corvik spins around for an axe kick but it is Monroe who ducks out of the way and lunges for Sean's throat. Sean grabs his arm and spins Monroe around, slamming him back first into the wall. Monroe sneers, leaping back to his feet as the two men come face to face and.....smile at each other. Sean moves to Racheal and lifts the belt she is holding, strapping it around his own waist).

Corvik: Not my color...but fitting. That looks about right.

Monroe: Well feel lucky, that's as close as you're getting to it tonight.

Corvik: We shall see, old friend. We shall see.

(Sean moves back over to the car and picks up his bag. Handing the title back to Scott with a smug look on his face he escorts Jezebelle in the building as Monroe looks on).

Monroe: Maybe the fire can burn again.

(Racheal looks at him and holds on to his shoulder as they enter the building).

(Fade out).

ND: Did you see that? The tension between Corvik and Monroe!?! Is this gonna be the end for The Royal Family or what? Ego's, ego's, ego's! Thats what ego's can do. What is your opinion on that segment Roadblock?

RB: Segment? What segment?

ND: Nevermind. It is time for our first match of the evening. Coby Belton taking on Sean Orion. The soda boy versus ...

RB: The Pineapple of Perfection, hahahahaaa.

ND: HEY!! Thats my joke!!

RB: No, it isn't.

ND: Yes, it is!!

RB: No, it isn't!!

ND: Yes, it is!!

RB: NO, IT.......*BAMMMMMMMMMMMM*

(Dean Thornthon just clocked Roadblock in the head with a steelchair).

ND: Thank you so much, Thornton!! ("You want a soda?" can be heard over the pa system, followed by the opening riffs of Chop Suey by System of a Down. Coby Belton comes walking out and he makes it to the ring and gets in).

(The lights dim out........... As "One Armed Scissor" by At the Drive In comes tearing through the arena a huge explosion lights up the entrance way. "The Pinnacle of Perfection" Sean Orion bounces on the spot a couple of times before emerging from the smoke behind his personal trainer Mike. Mike is wearing a pair of black jogging bottoms and grey sleevless "Team Orion" t-shirt. Sean is wearing a pair of white shorts with gold trim, white knee and elbow pads, white boots and white towel hanging over his neck. He slicks back his wet blond hair and looks over to both sides of the crowd before beginning his walk down to the ring. He walks to the ring ignoring everyone around him and slides into the ring. Once into the ring he throws his white towel to the ring keeper before bouncing off the ropes a couple of times and bouncing a few more times on the spot).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Belton and Orion start to circle eachother and after about 6 seconds they tie up. Belton for a side headlock, but Orion with a knee to the gut to the upperhand. Orion follows that up with a couple of right hands to Beltons face and the Soda Boy staggers backwards into the ropes. Orion runs in, grabs Belton and irish whips him into the ropes. Belton comes off and ....he counters with a headscissors takedown!! Orion did not see that one coming at all. Nice comeback move by Coby Belton. Belton went from the main event match two weeks ago to opening the ppv. Thats some difference, but still he looks to be motivated. ...Belton picks up Orion and hands out an European Uppercut.

ND: Belton then whips Orion, but Orion reverses it and Belton goes into the ropes. Belton comes off and Orion hits him with a spinning heelkick. Orion quickly into the ropes and he comes off and does a jumping kneedrop to Beltons head!! Orion for the cover, but Belton kicks out after the first call. Orion pulls his opponent up by the head and he chops him to the chest three times. He then sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he backdrops Belton to the mat. Orion climbs to toprope and he jumps off for a fistdrop on Belton!! Yes, thats a typical Orion move. Wouldn't say its a good move, but at least its a typical Orion move there.

DT: Orion goes for another cover attempt now, .....1............................................................2............................but Coby with another kickout. Orion picks Belton up and he throws him into the corner. Belton goes in chestfirst and Orion charges in after and splashes on Beltons back!! And Beltons face collides into the topturnbuckle once again. Orion turns Belton around and whips him into the opposite corner. Belton goes in backfirst this time and when he comes out of the corner Orion clotheslines him to the mat!!! Man, Orion on fire at this moment!!! Orion hooks the leg for the cover, ...............1............................................................................................2............................................but again Belton kicks out.

ND: Orion shakes his head like he can't believe that he didn't get the win yet. Well face it boy, a good clothesline would have done the job!! What a rookie!!

DT: Be careful with what you say Down. Orion can easily kick your ass!!

ND: Yeah, yeah, who's he gonna bring with him, huh? The Perfect Storm? His trainer Mike? Huh??? Who?

DT: I think Orion is enough already.

ND: Oh shut up before I hope Roadblock gets up again.

DT: But back to the action. Orion is back up and he picks up Belton and sets him up for a suplex. But Belton blocks it and ......counters with a suplex of his own!!.....Belton crawls over to the ropes and he uses them to get back to his feet again. He moves over to Orion and kicks him into the midsection. He then lifts Orion up and does a reverse atomic drop followed by a clothesline!!!......Orion goes down to the mat and Belton runs towards the corner, jumps on the top and does a springboard cross body!!!.....But Orion lifts his leg up and Belton lands facefirst into the foot!! .....That doesn't look good for Belton!!! Belton went down to the mat and Orion now moves back up and goes over towards Belton.

ND: Orion stomps down on Belton a couple of times and he then pulls him to his feet. Orion with a chop to the chest and .....TRASHCOMPACTER!!!......He hit his finishing move on Belton. Orion hooks the leg for the cover now and. ...........1................................................................................2......................................................................3.................HE GETS THE WIN!!...Orion wins this match and kicks this PPV off with a decent match.

(Sean Orion climbs out of the ring and walks out while the crowd boos him. The lights in the arena go out as Coby Belton is left in the ring. The lights are out for over a minute before coming back up revealing Belton laid out in the ring. A broken hockey stick is draped over him and a gun is in his left hand while a black rose is in his right hand).

DT: What the hell is that all about? A hockey stick, a gun and a black rose??

ND: Sounds like a regular date to me.

(slap-ouch).

ND: Oooh, how I missed that!!

(slap-ouch).

DT: Who did that? Who the hell did that?

(Commercials).

Bill Carty: Tonight we are going to see quite possibly one of the most dangerous matches in EWCL history, Nick Dangerous, Sean Corvik, Scott Monroe, Exile, Chris Christ, and Drake Laps or Blade will all be in a hell in a cell tonight, for the Universal title. Will Scott Monroe come out with yet another win? Or is it time for someone new to step in as champion? We are only a few matches away from finding out.

(Bill Carty notices Nick Dangerous walking by.)

Bill Carty: Nick Dangerous! Nick Dangerous! Can I get your thoughts on your match later tonight?

Nick: My thoughts? You want my thoughts...I'll give you my thoughts, I'm thinking that tonight, is finally going to be my night.

Bill Carty: But how sure can you be, you have a lot of people who want you this week, Exile has you in his sights, Chris Christ wants nothing else but to hurt you, and you gotta believe that Blade and the rest of them want you for reasons of their own.

Nick: Wait, slow down a second...You think I care "who has me in their sights"? I don't care who wants me, I don't care if Blade wants it, I'm not afraid of Exile, Sean Corvik, or Doofus, they're all dead to me tonight.

Bill Carty: One last thing, recently you talked about you doing something tonight, to rekindle some old pains of the Family, what's that all about.

Nick: Phht, like I'll tell you, I'm out of here.

(Nick walks out as Bill Carty shrugs his shoulders and the scene fades.)

DT: We are back people and well it is time for our second match of the evening. We gonna see a threeway match between Thorn, Aaron Gold and Johnathan Cable. All three of them are former titleholders in the EWCL. Thorn is a former Prime Time Champion, Gold has won the Extreme Title in the past and Cable is a two time Extreme Champion and was a tagteamchamp.

ND: But at the moment none of them owns a title right.

DT: Right. But that doesn't mean that they can't wrestle. Cable has been looking good since his return and Thorn and Gold also just returned in good shape. All in all its gonna be intresting to see how these 3 guys who are making their comeback to a PPV, are gonna wrestle in this match.

ND: Good summary. Roadblock must have rammed some sense into you when he hit you with that keyboard.

DT: Hey!!

(All of a sudden we hear Aaron Gold's voice over the P.A. System, though he is not in sight)

Aaron Gold: Just think ladies and Gentlemen, the Extreme title used to be fought over by EWCL Superstar Greats such as Johnathan Cable and myself. Now it is fought over by losers, that are nowhere near as Hardcore as Cable or me. Cable is back now, and so am I, both of us where injured by Strait Hate, and yet we get no retribution, and have to fight each other, while OUR title is being fought over by these two...

(The fans are silent, listening to every word that Gold has to say)

Aaron: Strait and Dan, fight over the title, while you can. Cos one day, you'll both cripple yourselves by trying to Be "Hardcore To The Extreme". Then I will take the title again, and will proudly beat Johhny Cable, and everyone else, to become the greatest Extreme Champion of all time. Until that day, I would like to prove to Johnathan Cable that I can beat him anytime, anywhere....

(Suddenly, Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden hits on the P.A. system, and the lights go out. On the screen, a massive bonfire burns into the night. Firebombs explode over and over again on the stage, and from the smoke, there stands Johnathan Cable. He is wearing a pair of loose black pants over his black boots, and a black, open fronted shirt with fire licking up the hem fromt he bottom. His mask is hard black leather with flames curling up from the bottom. A curtain of fire washes over the entrance, and Cable raises his hands over his head looking for a huge pop.)

Johnathan Cable: OUR TITLE? Gold, you say that Hate and Daniel fight for OUR Title? Son... months ago I decimated you right in the middle of that very ring and claimed the EWCL Extreme Title for my own! Strait Hate and Danny boy are fighting for MY Extreme Title tonight, and I will not wait for them cripple each other to take my shot at the EWCL Extreme Gold one more time! You want retribution against Strait Hate? You want to learn what it takes to exact a vengence for pain laid out by a man doing what a man does best? Tonight Gold, I will be more than happy to teach you about Revenge and Retribution! I got my retribution months ago on Strait Hate, but seeing how you want to get a little taste of the pain it takes to be Extreme, then bring your ass down boy, and learn from the master!

(Cable runs down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, looking out into the crowd where Aaron Gold stands, waiting to inflict some retribution of his own. The wait is not a long one for Cable, and Gold runs through the sea of humanity, and jumps over the barrier, before sliding into the ring, and the fight is on, right hands being thrown by both men)

DT: Gold swings a right hand, but Cable ducks it and instead he grabs Gold by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!!!....Gold lands on his back, but he immediately crawls back to his feet and slides back into the ring again. But Cable doesn't allow him to stand up and uses his boots to keep Gold on the mat!! Oh man, some good thinking by Cable!! Cable with about 10 boots to Golds head and neck. And especially that neck is still not 100%. Everyone knows that and so does Cable. Gold now looks to be knocked out and Cable pulls him to his feet and slaps him in the face. Cable then drags Gold over to the corner and lifts him on the topturnbuckle.

ND: Cable gets on aswell and he grabs Gold and ......INFERNO'S EMBRACE OFF THE TOPROPE!!!.........OH GOD!!!...This could all be over already!!!.....

(At that moment Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2 starts to play and Thorn comes running out from the back. Thorn makes it to the ring and slides in).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Cable is going for the cover on Gold now, ....1................................................................2........................but Thorn breaks it up by kicking Cable to the back off the head. Cable gets to his feet and he and Thorn start to go at it with right and left hands. It goes back and forth, until Thorn blocks a shot and kicks Cable into the midsection, turns him around and does a german suplex!!! Thorn picks Cable up by the head and executes a Tiger Suplex on his opponent!!! Thorn pulls Cable to his feet right away again and this time he executes a Fishermans suplex into a pin, .....1.................................................................2.............................but Cable manages to kick out of the "Suplex Sensation"s pin.

ND: Thorn up again and he takes Cable and irish whips him into the ropes. Cable comes off, but he ducks Thorns forearm, comes off the opposite ropes......and.....hits Thorn in the eye with a flying forearm!!!.....Cable slowly gets back to his feet and does a couple of kicks to Thorns head and chest. Cable then drags Thorn up to his feet again and throws him facefirst into the nearest corner. Cable quickly moves in after and he starts to ramm Thorns head into the topturnbuckle, ...1.....2.....3......4......5......6.......7........8..........9.........10.....Cable turns the stunned Thorn around and he pulls him out of the corner, but then throws him back in again backfirst!!

DT: And Thorn falls down and Cable uses his left foot to choke the life out of Thorn right now. After about 5 seconds Cable lets go and he takes a couple of steps backwards and he then charges in on Thorn........But Cable isn't aware of Gold, who got back on his feet again. And before Cable can reach Thorn, Gold nails him to the back off the head with a double axe handle. Gold grabs Cable by the arm and he throws him into the ropes and when he comes off he grabs Cable and ....GOLD RING......swinging neckbreaker by Aaron Gold!! Nice move by the Blood Brother. Cable is layed out on the mat and Aaron Gold goes for the cover, ........1...........................................................................2..............................................but Cable kicks out in time.

ND: Gold stares at Thorn for a moment, but then focusses back on Cable and picks him up by the head. He throws him into the ropes and when Cable comes off he kicks him into the midsection and follows that up with a DDT!!!....Aaron Gold then goes to the toprope and climbs to the topturnbuckle.....He makes it to the top and .....LEAPS OFF FOR HIS GOLDRUSH.....BUT........HE MISSES IT!!!........Cable rolled out of the way in the last moment!!!....And Gold hit the canvas!!!....Cable rolled to the outside and he takes his time and then rolls back into the ring again.

DT: But instead of finishing Gold off, he goes over to Thorn. Cable drags Thorn out of the corner and to the center off the ring. Cable with a right hand to Thorn's head and Cable then goes into the ropes and comes off......but..........oooooooh Thorn counters with a belly to belly suplex!! Nobody saw that one coming at all!!!......And Thorn with a legdrop and the cover, .....1....................................................................................2...............................kickout. Thorn with a series of stomps to the head.

ND: Thorn seems to be in control at this moment. He picks up Cable and irish whips him, but Cable reverses the whip and throws Thorn into the ropes. Thorn comes off and .....CABLE PICKS HIM UP IN A MILITARY PRESS .......AND......CABLE WALKS TO THE ROPES AND SLAMS THORN TO THE OUTSIDE!!!......OOOOOH GODDDD!!!....DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!........HOLY SHITTT!!!....And Cable raises his hands in the air now and the crowd cheers him on. And it looks like Thorn is out of it. He won't be back in this match again!! Its over for him.

DT: Cable looks over the ropes towards Thorn, but from behind him it is Gold who rolls him up for the pin, ........................1....................................................................................................2..........................................but a late kickout by Cable. A very late kickout!!! Gold and Cable both back on their feet again and Gold kicks Cable into the midsection and sets him up for his Career Ending Golddigger!!!......But Cable is able to block it!!! Gold tries again, but for a second time Cable blocks it and turns it and he backdrops Gold to the mat!!!...Cable then picks up Gold and .....HE HOOKS IN THE DARKEST HOUR!!! ....OH GOD!!!....He is using Sean Corviks move!!!!......AND AARON GOLD IS OUT OF IT!!!...The referee lifts his arm up for the first time, and it falls down again....The referee checks his arm for a second time and ...it goes down again....The ref raises Golds arm for the third time and ......it falls down again and .....Johnathan Cable wins this match by submission!!!

ND: Cable has done it again.

(Fade out).

DT: There's that black rose again!! Whats is that suppose to mean??

ND: Don't know.

(Commercials).

Marco: In a matter of minutes it will be my debut PPV match in the EWCL against the Prime time champion Xavier Byrne. After weeks of showing what I am capable off in the ring, I get my chance at the gold.

(A Smile appears and Marco looks more focused) Marco: So Byrne the minutes are counting down and if you're watching this, remember the time you had with that championship because tonight you will step into the ring with the Virus and I will ensure that Christmas is HELL for you my friend. We may not be in the main event or be considered as top stars, But "The Virus" will infect people along the way and they will fall and not return, my time in the EWCL is just starting, So Byrne get ready for all hell to freeze over.

(Marco then walks away from the Interview Area).

DT: Yes its that time. Time for our first title match of the evening. Xavier Byrne has to defend his Prime Time Title against Marco. Byrne hasn't been booked in matches that much lately so maybe he is gonna be a bit rusty in the ring. While on the other hand Marco has been showing alot of potential. He only lost to Blade in a flaming casket match that we had two weeks ago.

ND: Yes, that was a hot match.

DT: But now Marco gets his big chance, his big opportunity to .......*BAMMMMMMMMMMM*

(And Dean Thornton gets hit in the head again with a keyboard).

Roadblock: It's good to be back!!

ND: God, no, not again!!

Roadblock: Did I miss something?

ND: Uhm, actually you missed two matches.

RB: Two matches???? Two matches? But the main question is.....Did I also miss the turkey?

ND: TURKEY??!?!??! THERE IS NO TURKEY!!!......THERE WAS NO TURKEY, THERE IS NO TURKEY, AND THERE WILL BE NO TURKEY!!! CAPICHE?

RB: Yeah, yeah, and I am the best there is, there best there was and the best there ever will be.

ND: *sigh*

(Fight song by Marilyn Manson starts to play and "The Virus" Marco appears from behind the curtains. Marco stands on the top off the ramp for a moment and listens to the crowd. He then walks down the aisle to the ring and slides in).

ND: So there we have Marco..

RB: POLO.

(Then Enter Sandman by Metallica starts to blare over the speakers and Xavier Byrne comes out. The Prime Time Champion makes it to the ring and he got the replica title around his waist. He hands the title over to Jay Blue and he enters the ring and gets ready for the match).

Ding ding ding.

ND: Marco and Byrne stare at eachother and they then shake hands. Now thats some good sportsmenship. You don't see it that often. Marco and Byrne now start to circle eachother until they tie up. Byrne gets Marco in a side headlock and he then throws him into the ropes. Marco comes off the ropes and Byrne leaps up and does a hurricanrana and takes The Virus to the canvas!! What a first move by Byrne. He shows why he is the champion. Oooh my God I sound like John Pilchard and Dean Thornton!!

RB: Who's Dean Thornton?

ND: Thats that guy you knocked out two times already tonight!!

RB: Oooooh.

ND: Byrne brings Marco to his feet and he hands out a couple of shots to the head. He then throws Marco into the ropes for a second time and this time when Marco comes off it is Byrne with an armdrag takedown. Marco goes down to the mat and Byrne holds on to the arm and works on it some more. Marco tries to get to his feet, but Byrne holds on to that armlock. Marco is back up and he uses his free hand and he hits Byrne to the back off the head. Byrne lets go off the armlock and Marco comes in and he headbutts Byrne!! Headache!!! Marco takes Byrne and he irish whips him, but Byrne reverses the whip and sends Marco backfirst into a corner!!

RB: So when are we gonna see a good match?

ND: Roadblock, shut up.

RB: ...

ND: Marco went backfirst into the corner and Byrne runs in and he dropkicks Marco to the chest in that corner!!!....Oh man, nicely done by the champion. Byrne now pulls Marco out of the corner and he whips him into the ropes. Marco comes off and Byrne wants to leapfrog over Marco, but Marco catches Byrne out of mid-air and executes a atomic drop and turns that into a backbreaker!!! WOW!! What a move by Marco!!! And Marco now with an elbow drop to follow it all up!!! He goes for the cover, ......1..........................................................................................2................................................but Xavier kicks out of it. Marco back up and he lifts his opponent up and hands out a couple of shots to the head.

RB: ....la la la.....

ND: Marco sends Byrne into the ropes, but Byrne holds on to them. Marco sees it and he charges in on Byrne, but oooooooh Xavier Byrne counters and he backdrops Marco over the toprope to the outside!!!.....And Byrne grabs a hold off the ropes, and he slingshots himself over the toprope to the outside on top off Marco!!!.....Just hear the crowd go. The crowd is loving it.

RB: I'm not.

ND: Byrne drags Marco over to the nearest ringpost and he wants to ramm Marco's head into it. But Marco uses his leg to block it and he counters and ramms Byrne's head into the ringpost instead!!! ...WHAMMMMMM....and he rammed him again into that ringpost!!!.....Marco then grabs Byrne and rolls him back into the ring again. The Virus follows in after and goes for the cover, ......1..................................................................................2.........................kickout. The champion is not giving up just yet. Marco shakes his head and he picks up Xavier and lifts him up and ....POWERBOMBS HIM TO THE CANVAS!!......Marco going for another cover attempt, .............1................................................................................2.............................but Byrne with another kickout.

RB: .....

ND: He really wants to hold on to that title.

ND: Marco picks up Byrne and he whips him into the ropes. But Byrne does his trademark thing and he leaps on the topturnbuckle, uses it as a springboard and does a spinning heelkick off the toprope!!....And he hits Marco right in the head!!!... Marco is down on the mat and Byrne goes back to the corner and starts to climb it. He gets to the topturnbuckle and he waits till Marco gets back to his feet again. Byrne gets ready for his RAGNA ROCK!! Thats his spear off the toprope!!!....Marco now gets back to his feet and Byrne is about to leap off the toprope.....but at that moment Marco rushes towards the ropes and bounces into them and Byrne loses his balance and falls crotchfirst into the topturnbuckle!!

RB: Oooh painful.

ND: And Marco now goes over to the corner and he starts to climb it. He reaches the topturnbuckle and he grabs Byrne and .....SUPERPLEXES BYRNE TO THE MAT!!!.......This will be over soon!!!!....What a bang!!!.......Marco is now getting back to his feet again and he picks up Byrne and he sets him up for something big....He sets him up for his finisher.......HELLBOUND 2.........He hit a Jacknife Powerbomb and turned that into a sharpshooter!!! And.........and...whats Byrne gonna do?!?!...............HE TAPS OUT!!!.....XAVIER BYRNE HAS TAPPED OUT AND MARCO IS THE NEW PRIME TIME CHAMPION!!!...WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!! AND WHAT A NIGHT FOR MARCO!!

RB: POLO.

ND: What a win for him.....Great win!!!..

RB: Yeah, yeah turn it down with the enthousiasm, will you. I really, really, really.....*BAMMMMMMMMMM*

(Thornton nails Roadblock with a chairshot).

Dean Thornton: Ooooh, Marco won......WHAT A GREAT WIN FOR MARCO!!!

ND: Yeah, yeah turn it down with the enthousiasm, will you!

(As Marco celebrates his championship win, Fire in the Head by The Tea Party hits the PA system.)

ND: What the hell?

(Nick comes out of the entrance way, as Marco looks a little confused, Nick makes his way down to the ring.)

DT: Oh man! What does he have planned here.

(Nick walks in the ring, as Marco and Nick stare eachother down...The crowd boo the two of them, Nick congradulates Marco with a respectful hand shake, as the crowd boos louder. Nick is handed a mic as Marco exits.)

Nick: Okay, okay, shut the hell up for a second.

(The crowd just continues with boos)

Nick: Funny how cruel you people are to those who you envy the most. It's sad to think you would boo ME, and why do you do it? I am single handedly saving the EWCL by putting the Royal Family in their place. All by myself, I managed to beat Sean Corvik, do you think the EWCL would have anything on the Royal Family if I didn't do that? Do you actually think if I didn't show the world that they were beatable, that anyone would feel confident going up against the Family? You see, I opened the door to beat-

(Nick is interrupted by "YOU SUCK" chants from the crowd.)

Nick: QUIET!

(The chants continue, only louder.)

ND: I guess the crowd is really letting Nick know what they think of him.

(Nick looks to the floor, looking frustrated.)

Nick: You know what!? FINE! Chant your chants, boo all you want, I'm finished with you people. I am NOT going to stick around while you people make me look like an ass!

(Nick untucks his shirt and pulls a gun from under his belt as the fans go silent as he points the gun to his head.)

Nick: Okay, you don't want me around!? How about I take this gun, and blow my fucking brains out huh!? HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT THAT!? You obviously don't want me around for anything else, how about I end it RIGHT HERE!

(Then the Cazzotron comes on and the following appears on it).

Why does it feel like night today?
Something in here's not right today
Why am I so uptight today?
Paranoia's all I got left
I don't know what stressed me first
Or how the pressure was fed, but
I know just what it feels like
To have a voice in the back of my head

I know I've got a face in me
Points out all the mistakes to me
You've got a face on the inside too and
Your paranoia's probably worse
I don't know what set me off first but I know what I can't stand
Everybody acts like the fact of the matter is
I can't add up to what you can

It's like a face that I hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face watches every time I lie
A face that laughs every time I fall
And watches everything
So I know that when it's time to sink or swim
That the face inside is hearing me, right beneath my skin

It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

The sun goes down
I feel the light betray

(The lights go out, it's pitch black and there is confusion in the crowd, we hear a loud gunshot.)

ND: Oh my fucking god...

DT: What just happened.

(The lights go on, as Nick is laying on the mat, motionless. There is red covering to floor where his head is laying.)

ND: This is chilling.

DT: Somebody get someone over here.

(EMT's rush to the scene, they slide in the ring and check on Nick Dangerous.)

DT: The EMT's are checking up on Nick, for those who have just tuned in, Nick has just shot himself here. Wait a second, the EMT's are walking away looking pissed, what the hell is going on?

ND: Nick just got up! Nick is laughing as he picks up the mic.

Nick: AAAAHA! Oh boy did I have you guys going!

(Deafening boos are heard all around the arena.)

Nick: I carried it out in superb Alexander Glory fashion, doesn't it bring back memories Corvik? Doesn't this look familiar Scott?

ND: So this was what it was all about.

DT: Listen to the boos though! These are the loudest boos I have ever heard in my life.

ND: Nick faked a suicide just to remind the Royal Family of Glory's suicide!? This is sick.

Nick: You gullible bastards. Before I leave, I'd like to thank Wal Mart for supplying me with this realistic looking water pistol.

(Nick throws the water gun to the crowd.)

Nick: I'd like to thank McDonalds for supplying me with ketchup packets.

(Nick reveals a packet of ketchup in his hand.)

Nick: And I'd like to thank the sound crew for the nice gunshot. I'll see you all in the main event.

(Fire in the Head by The Tea Party hits the PA system but is barely heard through all the booing. As Nick laughs his way out of the ring.)

(Commercials).

"I don't pick on Midgets."

(Then simply turns and disappears into the hallway from whence he came). (Fade out).

DT: We are back again and I wonder how Matty is feeling after that face off with Scott Monroe. I bet Matty Midget is even more pissed off than usual. He probly really wants to take Monroe apart.

ND: Yeah well but he should worry about Chazz Mendel right now. Not about Scott Monroe.

DT: I doubt if Matty is able to do that and put everything aside that happend with Scott Monroe.

ND: We'll see soon enough. Chazz Mendel, member of The Rebellion Project and the person who is responsible for it that Cazzo is in the hospital.

DT: We still haven't heard from Cazzo after what Exile did to him. We don't know if he is still alive or not. Lets just pray that he still is and that the doctors got to him in time.

ND: I know, lets just hope so.

(One more astronaut by I Mother Earth begins to play and Chazz Mendel comes out. The crowd starts to boo him right from the start. Chazz walks to the ring with a smirk on his face and slides in).

(God's Kingdom by Guttermouth plays and Matty Midget and Griff Miller come walking out. The two stand still on the top off the ramp and Matty Midget looks pretty pissed off).

Matty Midget: CUT THE MUSIC!!................I SAID CUT THE F$#KING MUSIC!!!...

(The music stops and everyone is eager to find out what Matty Midget has got to say).

Matty Midget: I'M IN A BAD MOOD!!...I"M IN A REAL BAD MOOD!!....And there's only one person responsible for that......and that person is Scott Monroe!!!......I want him and I want to end him!!! Thats what I want!!!.......And thats what I am gonna do!!!.....

DT: Good luck.

ND: Sssht.

Matty Midget: So Chazz Mendel, I am not gonna wrestle you now. I got bigger plans and things on my mind right now. So Chazz, you better go wrestle someone from your own size, because you ain't touching this Midget tonight!!!....

(Matty Midget drops the mic and he and Griff Miller disappear behind the curtains).

DT: What is this all about?

ND: And look at Chazz his expression. He is furious!!! Just furious!!!........

(And Chazz Mendel rolls out of the ring and he runs towards the ramp and disappears behind the curtains aswell).

DT: Oh my Godd!! Did people pay for this????

ND: Yes they did.

DT: People all over the world are watching this. From Brazil to Germany, from South-Africa to Turkey........all over the w........*BAMMMMMMMM*....

(And Thornton gets hit in the head again with a keyboard).

Roadblock: Did someone say turkey?

ND: NOOOOOOO!!!!!...

RB: I could swear that I heard someone say turkey.

(Commercials).

Michelle: Chris...please don't get hurt. You know I worry about you. I've been up all night.

Christ: Come on, everything will be okay. Hey, you want a cup of coffee?

Michelle: Umm...sure hon.

(She smiles as Chris makes his way off to the coffee machine around the corner. A pair of arms grabs her and cups her mouth. Jezebelle and Sean Corvik stand behind her. From Sean's pocket she pulls a small switchblade and presses it up against her chest, making a small cut. Her screams are stifled with a hard slap to the face as Jezebelle leans up and kisses her hard, biting her lip and drawing blood. Sean moves behind Jez and holds Michelle's wrists to the wall behind her. Jez manipulatingly starts to molest Michelle when Chris comes back around the corner).

Christ: What the hell??

(Christ is caught off guard by Sean Corvik's spin wheel kick. Jezebelle moves her hand from the blood soaked panties of the crying Michelle as she is slapped to the ground. The scalding hot coffee hits Chris in the face but Sean gives it no time to relent. He picks Chris up by the hair and slams his head into the wall repeatedly).

Michelle (crying): Stop it!

(Jez softly kisses up her neck and bites it, drawing blood. Slapping her again, she gets up and laughs. Sean however is not done, picking up Christ and executing a Rigor Mortis on the hard carpet floor. Jez smiles and moves up to Sean, to his face, poking his nose with her blood stained fingers. He smirks and takes it in his mouth. She slides it out of his mouth and they survey the crumpled bodies before walking off, hand in hand).

(Fade out).

DT: Oh God, that was gross!! Just gross!!

ND: How can they do something like that to Chris Christ and Michelle Heart, thats just disgusting.

DT: The Royal Family got no sense. We saw it earlier on with Exile, we know how Monroe is like and now this with Corvik.

ND: Ugh....

DT: But you know what they always say. The show must go on and the next match is the one between Blade and Drake Laps. They have faced eachother several times already, but now something else is at stake. The winner of this match is allowed to be the 6th men in the main event match. The winner of this match could be the Universal Champion in the end of this evening. How bout that.

ND: Yes, its true. It could happen just like that.

(The lights go out in the arena as "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine hits the jampacked place...A sudden spotlight comes out of nowhere as Drake Laps is standing in the entrance way with Kelly Laps standing proud next to him...Laps raises his arms as fireworks shoot out of the metal stage...Shades of red and white go out of the ground as Drake Laps and Kelly Laps walk forward towards the ring...Laps jumps to the ropes as he holds the ropes for Kelly...Drake Laps jumps over the rope entering the ring...He turns to the camera and poses as Kelly is in front of him crouching...The crowd goes crazy as Drake Laps sits on the top rope, escorting Kelly outside of the ring).

(Audioslave's Cochise begins to play and Drake Laps appears on the ramp. The crowd boos him loudly, but the new Drake Laps does not seem to care. Laps walks down the aisle to the ring and enters it).

Ding ding ding.

DT: So the match is on, Blade and Laps. Who's gonna go to the main event!!!...

(Blade and Laps circle eachother for a couple of seconds, but then we see that Matty Midget comes out from the crowd with a steelchair in his hands. He slides into the ring, moves up behind Laps and ....nails him hard to the back off the head with that steelchair....Laps goes down to the mat and Matty uses the steelchair several times to really knock Laps out).

ND: Good God!!!

DT: Laps is knocked out cold!!....Matty took him out!!! And Matty asks for a mic!!

Matty Midget: I want to be part of the Main Event!! I want to face Scott Monroe!!!...................I am gonna take him apart.......So Blade, since Drake is not able to stand on his feet, let along wrestle you. Do you accept my offer and fight me for that spot in the main event? What do you say?

(Blade nodds to Matty Midget).

DT: WOWW!!!... I guess we have a new match up right here!! Unbelievable!!!.....

ND: Blade and Matty Midget stare at eachother........but what?????!!!.............

DT: CHAZZ MENDEL IS RUNNING OUT FROM THE BACK!!!.......AND HE'S GOT A HOCKEY STICK IN HIS HANDS....

ND: A CANADIAN HOCKEY STICK IF I AM CORRECT.

DT: CHAZZ SLIDES INTO THE RING ......AND......WHACK.......HE TAKES BLADE OUT WITH THAT HOCKEY STICK!!!.....And he then breaks the hockey stick on Blade's head!! Oh God!! What is going on here tonight?!?....Amazing..........And Blade is out aswell right now!! Both Drake Laps and Blade have been knocked out before the match has even started. Chazz throws the pieces off the hockeystick to the outside and rolls Blade out. He then motions to Matty Midget to bring it on right here right now.

ND: Sounds fair though, since they were suppose to have a match but Matty walked out on that one. Matty and Chazz now start to circle eachother....

DT: So what does this mean? Does this mean that the winner of this match gets to go to the main event?

ND: I think so. It's not that either Blade or Laps are gonna be able to be part of it.

DT: Correct.

ND: Matty Midget charges into Chazz, but Chazz counters and turns it into an armdrag takedown.......Matty gets to his feet right away and he charges in on Chazz for a second time, but again Chazz counters with an armdrag takedown!!.....Matty swears a bit and he then quickly climbs on the topturnbuckle!! He raises his hands in the air and then jumps off on Chazz.....but ooooooh Chazz grabs Matty out of the air and does another armdrag takedown!!!.....And what a fall!! Chazz goes for the early cover, ..........1..............................................................2...................................but Matty with a kickout.

DT: Chazz brings Matty to his feet, but Matty counters by biting Chazz in the hand. And Matty follows that up with a kick to Chazz his chin. Matty goes into the ropes, comes off and does a dropkick to Chazz his knee and he falls down to one knee. Matty bounces into the ropes again and he comes off behind Chazz and .....FLYING BULLDOG ON MENDEL!!!.....And now Matty is going for the cover, ..........1.................................................................2..............................but a kickout by Chazz. Matty is back up and when Chazz is back on his feet again, he rushes in on Chazz and gives him a lowblow!! Oooh thats gotta hurt!! Matty using every bad rule in the book.

ND: Yeah well, he's a midget, what else can he do. Matty Midget now grabs Chazz and he kicks him into the midsection, at least thats what he wanted to do......But Chazz grabbed a hold off the leg and sweeps the other leg and Matty goes down to the canvas. Chazz picks Matty up and executes a snap suplex on him. The Rebellion Project member then follows that up with a standing moonsault!!!...OOOOOOOOHHHH WHAT A MOVE!!!......He really hit that move good on Matty. And Chazz goes for the pin, .............1....................................................................2............................but Matty with a late kickout. He's still in there, not giving up just yet.

DT: Yep, Matty really wants to face Monroe tonight. So he does not want to lose this match right here. Mendel grabs Matty by the head, but Matty with a poke to the eye and Chazz is stunned for a moment. Matty takes advantage of this opportunity and he climbs to the toprope and .....MISSILE DROPKICK TO CHAZZ HIS CHEST AND CHAZZ GOES DOWN TO THE MAT!!!......Matty now whistles towards Griff Miller and Miller steps on the apron and climbs into the ring. I hope he's not gonna interfere here!! Matty walks over to Griff and Griff lifts Matty up.....He lifts Matty up above his head and ......HE THROWS MATTY ON TOP OFF CHAZZ MENDEL!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!!....

ND: So thats what they call Midget Throwing. Real popular in France, so I've heard. But anyway, that was some double team move by Griff Miller and Matty Midget. And Matty now is going for the cover, ......this could be all over with, ............1.............................................................................2........................is Matty gonna go to the main event? .....................noooooo, kickout by Chazz......Mendel has not giving up yet. Matty picks him up and kicks him to the chin a few times. He then grabs Chazz and irish whips him,......but Chazz reverses the whip and throws Matty into the ropes.....Mattty comes off and Chazz .....WITH A FLAPJACK AND MATTY FLIES OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

DT: Now thats what I call a flapjack!!!....Matty went facefirst to the concrete floor there!! He could have broken every bone in his body with that stunt!! Oh God!!!....But then again Chazz already put Cazzo in the hospital. I doubt he would have problems with it with putting a midget in the hospital. Matty is layed out on the outside and Chazz now goes to the ropes and ......THE HIGHSPOT!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!.....A SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!.....HE RISKED HIS OWN LIFE WITH (IT) A MOVE LIKE THAT!!! Unbelievable!! No wonder he was a champion in the IWF.

ND: I don't think Matty is getting up from that move!! First he landed on the concrete and then having to feel The Highspot!! This is unreal!!!....But that move also took alot out of Chazz. Ofcourse he is also hurt by that high risk manoevre. But still it is Chazz who is the first one to get to his feet. Chazz gets up and he picks up Matty and drags him over to the security guardrail. He then lifts Matty up and places him crothfirst on the guardrail. Chazz then climbs on the apron and ...........CHAZZ LEAPS OFF THE APRON AND DOES A SPINNING HEELKICK AND HITS MATTY IN THE FACE AND MATTY GOES OVER THE GUARDRAIL INTO THE CROWD!!!

DT: Oh God!!!

ND: Is it allowed to do this to a midget?

DT: I don't know. But I do know that Griff Miller now is moving up in Chazz his direction....And he grabs Chazz from behind!! Griff turns Chazz around and starts to choke him with his two big hands!!!.......Chazz is struggling to get out of the chokehold, but Griff then lifts Chazz up in the air with his two hands and .....HE CHOKESLAMS CHAZZ MENDEL TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!......HOLY SHIT!!!.....And while Chazz is out, we see that Griff Miller reaches over the guardrail and he pulls Matty up from the ground and pulls him over the guardrail to ringside. Griff then rolls Matty back into the ring and then also does the same thing to Chazz Mendel. Griff then also puts Matty's arm on Chazz so that Matty is making the cover on Chazz.

ND: Is this gonna be it???.......,.....1.........................................................................2.................................................KICKOUT!!!.....Chazz managed to kick out of that one!!....Chazz slowly climbing up to his feet now and he moves over to Matty and brings him up to his feet. Chazz chops Matty to the chest and he then whips him into the ropes....Matty comes off and Chazz goes for a backdrop......but Matty comes off and he counters and ......42 INCH CRUNCH!!.....He hit that one out of nowhere!!!.......And Chazz is on the mat now!!!......Matty going for the cover, .....1..........................................................................................2.............................................................but another late kickout by Chazz.

DT: Oh man this is an exciting match. Matty pulls Chazz to his feet and he irish whips him, but Chazz reverses the whip and sends Matty into the ropes. But Matty holds on to the ropes this time. Chazz storms in on him, but Matty sidesteps him and Chazz flies over the toprope to the outside!!!...Although thats what evreyone thinks!!!.....Chazz managed to hold on to the ropes and he in a Shawn Michaels kind of way he brings himself back in the ring again. Chazz then climbs to the apron and ....SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO MATTY'S BACK!!!......HOLY SHIT!!!....

ND: Matty is layed out and Chazz Mendel points to the corner and goes over and climbs to the top. He stands on the topturnbuckle, and .......THE FATED CIRCLE!!!......HE HIT THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON MATTY!!!......Chazz hooks the leg for the cover, and. ......1.................................................................................2........................................................................3.....Chazz Mendel is the winner of this match!!!...And even more important, Chazz Mendel is the 6th men in the Main Event match. Who would have thought that would happen.

DT: I think noone in this building.

(Commercials).

Strait: You ready?

Thorn: Yeah, you sure you want me to do this??

Strait: Yes, quit being a punk and do it.

Thorn: Ok man, your funeral.

(All of a sudden Thorn picks up a steel chair and laces into Hates head).

*WHAP*

Strait: Again.

*WHAP*

Strait: Again....

*WHAPPPP*

Strait: AGAIN!!!!

*WHAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

(This shot sends Strait reeling as the chair is dented to hell. Hate is on all fours and shakes his head off. He stands up as blood trickles down his face).

Thorn: you ok???

Strait: Yup.

(Strait wipes the blood from his forehead, and then licks it off his hand).

Strait: Excllent, I can taste the alcohol in my blood. Im ready, time to go!

(Hate and Thorn walk out as we fade out).

DT: Strait Hate is insane. There I said it.

ND: Yeah well what can you say about the guy. It's that he doesn't talk with a scottish accent, otherwise you would he's Fat Bastard. Hehe.

DT: I wouldn't go that far. He's not that fat, Down. He's big ok, but not that fat.

ND: Nice, thanks for ruining my joke. *looks back to see if Roadblock is getting back up again or not*.

*BAMMMMMM* (Dean Thornton nails Roadblock another time with the chair to make sure Roadblock isn't getting up yet).

ND: Dammit.

DT: Ok, right now I think its better that you sent youryoung kids to bed, because whats coming up next is not gonna be pretty. Daniel and Strait Hate for the Extreme Title. No holds barred, everything goes and everything will go. We got two sick minds in this match and it's gonna be sick match.

ND: Yep, and they already altered the ring. Did you see that? They took out the mats in the ring and all that is left are just the boards. Furthermore they have stapled barbewire vertically on the boards and we have barbewired ropes.

DT: I think they call this a Caribbean Barbwire Match.

ND: Oh goodie.

DT: Yes, you can say that again.

ND: And then we thought that a cookie sheet was hardcore.

DT: Uhuh.

ND: I'd say let the games begin.

(Jesus Christ superstar begins to blare over the speakers and the titantron flashes an sXe symbol. "The Holy Saint" Daniel has the stop sign in his hand and the staplegun in his pocket. Daniel raises his hands over his head in the shape of an X. Daniel walks down to the ring and gets into the ring and again making the X).

(Stronger than death plays louder over the pa system and Strait Hate appears from behind the curtians. On the CazzoTron we see the words "The Rebellion Project" and Strait looks at it and points at it and continues his way to the ring. On his way to the ring he stares at Daniel all the time. Strait reaches the ring and climbs into the ring).

Ding ding ding.

DT: The match is on!!! Daniel and Strait Hate just stare at eachother. They are standing in the middle of the ring right now, standing eye to eye. What a sight!! Two tough men, not wanting to give in an inch. Strait pushes Daniel backwards....but Daniel comes back and pushes Strait backwards. The two stare at eachother again. Strait then swings a right hand and connects with Daniels head. Daniel is stunned for a moment and Strait is hammering Daniel down, but Daniel gets to his feet and is now trading blows with Strait Hate. Daniel now gets the upperhand. He knocks Hate down. Hate gets up again, but is leveled by a dropkick. Ooooh Strait falling down to those boards and probly also in some barbewire! Strait gets up again and rushes at Daniel with a clothesline, but Daniel gets the left arm and takes it down with an armbar takedown.

ND: Daniel now takes the arm and goes over to the barbewired ropes and wraps Straits arm around the second barbewired rop. And I think I see the first blood flowing in this match. Yes, I think so....I think Straits arms is bleeding right now already. Daniel now pulls Strait out of the barbedwire and he lifts Strait up and DDT's him hard to the boards!!!....Daniel then looks up and hears the crowd chant his name. He then climbs to the outside and he comes back in with his stopsign, some barbewire and a steelchair. Daniel takes the stopsign and he walks over to Strait and ....WHACK....nails Strait to the forehead with that stopsign......And....WHACK!!!.......WHACK!!!....WHACK!!!.......WHACK!!!!....He nails Strait Hate 4 more times with that stopsign!! Good God!!!

DT: Daniel smiles as Strait Hate is trying to climb back on his feet again. I think Daniel is telling Strait to just give up. But Strait is not listening to it all and he gets back on one knee. ...WHACK.....Daniel hits him with the stopsign......But Strait Hate shakes his head!!

ND: ITS HULKAMANIA RUNNING WILD!!

(slap-ouch).

ND: Sorry.

DT: Daniel swings the stopsign again, but ooooooh Strait with a lowblow!!! And Daniel drops the stopsign and goes down to one knee. Strait Hate gets up and he takes the piece of barbewire and he goes over to Daniel and .....He wraps the barbewire around Daniels head!!! Oooh noooo!!! It looks like Daniel is wearing a crown right now!! A barbewired crown!!! And whats Strait up to now? He takes the steelchair and .....BAMMMMMM........he ramms the steelchair into Daniels skull!!! Ooooh nooooooo, the barbewire went straight into Daniels head!! And Daniels is busted open right now!!! .....BAMMMMMMMM...............BAMMMMMMMMM..................BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.......Three more times Strait hits Daniel to the head.

ND: This is insane.....And look at Strait, he's laughing now. He wasn't laughing when Daniel was hitting him with that stopsign only minutes ago, now was he. But anyway, Strait drops the chair and he picks up Daniel and ......HE IRISH WHIPS DANIEL AND DANIEL GOES INTO THE BARBEWIRED ROPES!!!.....OOOOOH NOOOOOOO!! AND DANIEL IS STUCK IN THE BARBEWIRED ROPES NOW!!! ....HIS BODY IS WRAPPED IN IT!!! OHH GOD!!! ....Not good for the skin, not good at all. And Strait Hate climbed out of the ring. He looks under the ring and from under it he takes out a leather satchel.

DT: Whats in it? Thats what I would want to know? ...Hmmmm,....it sounds like glass, but I am not sure.......Strait gets back into the ring again and he opens the satchel and ....empties the satchel in the ring.....and yesss....it was broken glass!!! Oh my God!!! Parts of the boards is now covered with broken glass!!! Strait Hate moves over to Daniel and frees him out of the barbewired ropes. He hands out a few right hands and he then turns Daniel around and ....GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE BROKEN GLASS!!!........HOLY SHIT!!!......AND STRAIT HOLDS ON TO THE GERMAN SUPLEX AND .....EXECUTES ANOTHER ONE INTO THE GLASS!!....I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE!!!

ND: Neither did I!!! Strait gets back up again and we see the glass stuck to Daniels back.......Unbelievable!!!.......Strait now pulls Daniel to his feet, grabs him in a Full Nelson and .......DOWN....INTO THE BROKEN GLASS!!.......A FLYING BULLDOG INTO THE GLASS!!!......And Daniel is really busted open right now!!! This is just insane what these guys are doing. Daniel is layed out in the broken glass right now and Strait Hate stands over him and smirks. Strait Hate then points to the corner and he goes over and starts to climb the toprope. Strait makes it to the topturnbuckle and faces the crowd. Oh noooo, is he gonna do, what I think he is gonna do?

DT: Moonsault?

ND: Yes a moonsault. I think he's gonna go for that move!!! ....HATE WITH A MOONSAULT........BUT DANIEL MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND STRAIT HATE LANDS INTO THE BROKEN GLASS HIMSELF!!! .....HOLY SMOKES!!!........The camera zooms in on Hate's face and the close up shows us that glass shards are stuck to his face...Ooooh disgusting!!!

DT: And both men are layed out in the ring right now. This is something here. Its Daniel who's the first to get back to his feet again. He moves over to Strait and he picks him up. After handing out a couple of hands he grabs Hate and .....PENANCE FOR YOUR SINS INTO THE GLASS!!!.....Oh man, why into the glass!!! Didn't they hurt eachother enough already!!! ...I cannot believe that Daniel just put Hate in the glass with that diamond cutter/backflip/DDT combo. And Daniel now climbs to the outside and he is setting up a couple of tables on the outside right now.

ND: Man, how many tables is he setting up right there?? I see a glassboard table and two lighttube tables!! They sure know what to use in this match here!! This is just insane here!!.....Daniel now takes a fluorescent lightbulb from under the ring and he takes it into the ring...He moves over to Strait and.......hits Hate in the head with that fluorescent lightbulb and it breaks in thousand pieces!!! Hate falls down again and Daniel takes a few steps back and then charges in on Strait and low baseball slides him into the face!!! Oh God, I hope Daniel didn't tear his leg open with a move like that on those barbewired boards!!!

DT: Daniel picks Strait Hate up now and he drags him over to a corner and lifts him onto the toprope. Daniel then climbs up aswell. Daniel punches Strait to the face and he then sets him up and .................RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP OFF THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THE LIGHTTUBE TABLE!!!...........HOLY MOZES!!!.........WHAT A SUICIDE MOVE BY DANIEL!!!!.....BOTH MEN WENT THROUGH THAT LIGHTTUBE TABLE!!! This can't be good for either of them....can't be good at all. And again both wrestlers are knocked out.

ND: Now after about 15 seconds it is Daniel who is the first to get back to his feet again. Daniel looks around him and he sees another stopsign on the concrete. He picks it up and he circles around the ring. And Daniel walks over to us right now!! What is he gonna do??? He walks over to my colleague Dean Thornton right now....HE SWINGS THE STOPSIGN AND .......*BAMMMMMMMMMM*.......DANIEL SMACKS ROADBLOCK IN THE HEAD WITH THE STOPSIGN!!!.....Roadblock was back on his feet again and wanted to take out Dean again, but Daniel made sure that he won't try it anymore!!!

DT: Wow, thank you Daniel!!

(Daniel nodds to Dean and then moves back towards Strait Hate).

ND: Daniel picks Hate up from the floor and he drags him back towards the apron. He takes Straits head and slamms it into the apron two times. Daniel then takes Strait by the arm and he irish whips him and Hate goes flying into the steel ringsteps!! Daniel charges in right after........but.....OOOOOOOHHHHH.....Strait Hate with a drop toe hold and Daniel goes face first into the steel ringsteps!!!....Hate crawls back to his feet again now and he picks up Daniel and lifts him on top off the apron. Hate climbs on the apron aswell now and he takes Daniel,...sets him up and .....INTENT TO KILL OFF THE APRON TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!...HE ALMOST BROKE DANIELS NECK WITH THAT MOVE!!

DT: And the referee is checking on Daniel right now. But it looks like Daniel is not badly injured....Well I mean, not real badly injured. Daniel nodds to the referee and the match is still on here. Hate managed to get back on his feet again and he picks up Daniel and he hands out a couple of shots to the head. He then lifts Daniel back on the apron again. Hate climbs on aswell and he lifts Daniel on his shoulders ........and.......AWESOME BOMB OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE GLASSBOARD TABLE!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!!.....FIRST HATE WENT THROUGH THAT LIGHTTUBE TABLE AND NOW DANIEL WENT THROUGH A GLASSBOARD TABLE!!!...This is nuts!!!

ND: This is really nuts!!!

DT: Hate is now back up again and he brings Daniel to his feet again and rolls him back into the ring again. Hate climbs back in aswell and he goes for the cover, .........1.......................................................................................2............................................but Daniel with a kickout!!!.....It's not over yet!!! Hate picks up Daniel and he irish whips him, but Daniel reverses the whip and this time it is Strait Hate who flies into the barbewired ropes!! And this time it is Hate who is trapped into the ropes!!!......Yes, what comes around goes around....Thats the saying!!!...And Daniel now climbs to the outside again and from under the ring he takes a ladder. He throws the ladder into the ring. He then also takes his staplegun and climbs back into the ring again. Daniel walks over to Strait and Hate is still trapped into the barbewired ropes....There's no way that Hate can free himself out of those ropes!!

ND: Daniel stands in front of him now and mocks and taunts the big guy.....Daniel then stumbles over to Hate and he takes the staplegun in his right hand and in his left hand he is holding a dollar sign. Daniel then grabs Hate's face and opens his mouth!!! .....Daniel opens Hate's mouth and he takes out his tongue and ......OOOOOOOOH NOOOOO SHIT!!!......DANIEL STAPLES A DOLLAR BILL TO HATE'S TONGUE!!!....This is just sick!! Sick...sick....sick...stuff!!

DT: And Daniel now frees Strait Hate out of the barewired ropes. He drags Hate to the middle of the ring right now and he lifts Hate up and bodyslamms him to the boards!! The bleeding Hate is layed out on the boards and Daniel goes over to the ladder and starts to climb it.........Daniel climbs it to the top and gets ready to jump off the top off that ladder.......But just at that moment Hate gets to his feet and he charges in on the ladder and pushes it to its side and ......THE LADDER FALLS AND DANIEL FALLS INTO THE BARBEWIRED ROPES!!!...

ND: HOLY SHIT!!!.......And Hate now staggers over to Daniel and drags him out of the ropes........Daniel falls down to the boards and Hate sets up the ladder again. Hate picks up Daniel and he lifts him up the ladder and then starts to climb the other side off the ladder. The two fight their way up the ladder and both reach the top at the same moment......Daniel then swings a right hand, but Hate blocks it and returns with a big right hand of his own!!!.....Daniel ist stunned and Hate grabs him.....turns him around and .......HATEBOMB OFF THE TOP OFF THE LADDER TO THE BARBEWIRED BOARDS!!!....

DT: HOLY SHIT!!....HOLY JEEZUS!!!.....And Strait Hate now lays his hand on Daniel, ....both men are knocked out but Hate is able to put his hand on Daniels body.......The referee comes in to count, and. ................1......................................................................................2.......................................................................................3.....IT'S OVER....STRAIT HATE HAS WON THIS MATCH AND THIS MATCH IS FINALLY OVER!!!....But look at the mess in the ring.....Both wrestlers are bleeding heavily and can't even get on their feet again!! This is just insane!!

ND: But Hate won it and he now raises his hands in the air and slowly rolls out of the ring......He is staggering and stumbling and got a dollar stapled to his tongue, but he is the victor and the new Extreme Champion. And he's probly gonna say, that it was all worth it.

DT: Yes, probly.

(Hate is slowly leaving ringside, while the crowd cheers both wrestlers on for their match. In the ring Daniel now opens his eyes).

(The sound of static fills the arena and the CazzoTron as Daniel looks towards the screen in wonderment. The lights go out in the arena, save for a spotlight on Daniel, as a black rose appears on the screen. A masked, robed figure appears behind Daniel in the ring and hits an F5 on him. Halfords "Golgotha" begins to play as more masked, robed figures appear at ringside and begin to carry Daniel's body towards the rampway. They approach a large crucifix leaning against the stage and tie Daniel to it).

{a voice over}

For too long Dan Prohibition has flaunted his religion and his "Holiness" around the EWCL. He wants to be unto God... so be it. It is time for the devout to receive his Stigmata.

Stigmata #1: The crown of barebed wire has been bestowed upon you by Strait Hate.

Stigmata #2: The 40 lashings... 40 strikes of the whip by the Roman oppressors towards Jesus

(Three women wearing nothing but red body paint, devil horns and tails appear carrying whips. The masked, robed figures slowly flip the crucifix around as Dan begins to strain against his bonds. The 40 lashings commence as the flesh beings to welt on Prohibiotn's back. He holds in yelling out in pain until the 20th lashing before he begins to howl as the flesh is made to suffer from the remaining 20 lashings. The flesh on Dan's back is bleeding and welted as the crucifix is yet again flipped over).

{voice over}

Stigmata #3: The wrists were nailed through to secure Christ's upper body to the crucifix. Slit his wrists.

(A hooded figure runs a blade just underneath Dan's palms.. not up and down as the proper suicide manner is but across. Dan is not to die today. He is just to feel the pain of his saviour).

{voice over}

Stigmata #4: The feet were nailed as well. Cut his ankles... again, he will bleed.

(A hooded figure moves and slits Dan's legs just above his feet).

{voice over}

(There is one remaining stigmata... the spear. But that would be too easy on you, Dan. I don't want to kill you yet. I want you to suffer from the Black Thorns of Fate. I am coming for you, Dan. Oh, yes, I am coming for you. Hoist this piece of shit up. Let them all see him for what he is. A crucified and defeated man).

(The crucifix is hoisted towards up and stops with a spotlight shining on him as a Black Rose again appears on the CazzoTron behind him).

DT: It's that Black Rose again!! Who the hell is this? Who is he and what does he want? Common man, Daniel just had the most gruesome match in his career and then he even gets attacked like this!! Unbelievable!!

ND: Yeah well, shit happens.

(Commercials).

Corvik: While Monroe was wasting his blood I've been conserving mine. I've lie dormant in waiting. He has spent this time convincing himself he could bleed himself for a cause but his cause is the wrong reason. It is his curse, not mine. He must rid himself of it.

Jez: People question what I'm doing here with Sean and wondering how it would affect his relationship with my brother. The truth is you may see something different from this man now. I have captured a part of him, it is mine in a photograph that forever stands still.

Corvik: Now I must face what I have had great expectations of. In a few short moments I walk into the lion's den where the animals are fed Christian flesh and Christian blood. It will take all that I am to keep from murdering them. I do not want their blood on my hands. I only want the cruel sense of disaster. I only want to ignite the flame under their pathetic souls so they can boil alive. I would torture but never kill. Not kill the body, anyway. The mind is a different story and an entertaining game.

(Sean jumps to his feet and calmly looks ahead toward his dressing room door).

Corvik: Once I step out there, Jez, nothing is going to go back to normal. You are going to watch the seasons change. Nothing will be as they were.

Jez: I'm fully aware.

Corvik: Are you ready to leave it all behind?

Jez: To start anew?

Corvik: Pack up and find new scenery?

Jez: Yes.

Corvik: Once this place is left behind all the changes incur. I just don't know if they're truly prepared to do it.

Jez: To do what?

(Sean smirks).

Corvik: You know.

Jez: Do I?

(Corvik turns his back on her, walking out of the door).

Jez: Hey, wait for me!

(The door shuts behind him as the camera still focuses on the locker room. His voice is still audible).

Corvik: Why, to bleed the freak, of course...

(Fade out).

DT: We are back for the last time tonight folks. You better get ready for our main event match because its gonna be something special. I know you all probly still thinking of that Hate-Daniel match but this upcoming one is also gonna be something. A 6 men Hell in the Cell match. But thats not all.

ND: Nope. Because Universal Champion Scott Monroe added some stipulations to the match. What he added is that every corner in has a C4-bomb rigged to th ring and each bomb will go off after a certain time limit has expired.

DT: Next to that on two of the four sides of the ring there will be tables set up with C4-bombs rigged to them. Well what more do you want.

ND: I hope we're not sitting too close to those bombs. Thats what I hope.

DT: So we have six people in this match up. Six of the best that the EWCL has ever seen. Four off these six have been Universal Champion. So we surely got alot of talent in this match. All of them have had titles in the past. Anyone of them can walk out of this cell with the Universal Title belt.

ND: Right, but I am really intrested in it how things are gonna go with The Royal Family. 50% of the competitors are Royal Family members, there's gonna be a moment that they have to face eachother. They can't avoid eachother all through the match, now can they?

DT: Well technically it is possible, since its the first fall that counts. It's not an elimination match or anything.

ND: Lets get this thing starting.

(One more astronaut by I Mother Earth begins to play and Chazz Mendel comes walking out. Chazz is one of the two from The Rebellion Project in this match up. Chazz makes it to ringside and gets in the cell).

(Fire in the head by The Tea Party begins to play and "The" Nick Dangerous comes out. The other member of The Rebellion Project gets booed and he also makes it to the ring and gets in the cell. He walks over to Chazz Mendel and the greet eachother).

(My sacrifice by Creed plays and "The Messiah" Chris Christ makes his appearance. The crowd goes wild when they see him. Christ is the only true fan favorite in this match so he has the fans on his side. Christ walks to the ring and circles the ring and then he enters the ring).

(Fuck it by Seether blasts over the speakers and Exile appears from behind the curtains. Exile gets booed loudly and he makes it to the ring and gets in).

(Vanity or perfection by Dimmu Borgir plays and Sean Corvik comes out from the back. He is escorted by Jezebelle. The two make it to the ring and Jezebelle stays on the outside and Corvik enters the ring).

(Finally the arena falls into darkness, silence fills the air).

Voice ~You think he might be pushed over the edge?
Exile ~ With Monroe there is no edge, that's what I like about him though.
Voice ~ Would he kill?
Exile ~ Are you scared?
Voice ~ I always am.
Exile ~ Then I wouldn't want to ask that question for fear of the answer.

(A slow pounding guitar begins to fill the arena as Golgotha tenement blues by Machines of Loving Grace begins to echo from the P.A. A bright spotlight falls atop the entrance ramp as Racheal steps forth, the E.W.C.L. Universal championship strapped around her waist. Extending her arms in the mock crucifixition, she stands there for a moment, then words ring out through the arena, grizzly and cold).

I am city, I am the park, I am glow in the mother fucking dark
I'm shocked and I seethe
I don't want to believe
No more....no more....never...
(Scott Monroe steps from the darkness and wraps his arms around Racheal, kissing her gently on the back of the head, then the two make their way towards the ring. Racheal climbs the steel steps and stands on the apron as Monroe pulls himself up. Holding the ropes open, she steps through and he follows. Slumping in the far corner, Monroe sits there as Racheal removes the Universal championship from around her waist and holds it aloft in the air. Turning slowly she then moves to the corner and seats herself between his legs, the Universal championship slung over her shoulder).

(Racheal then takes the title and climbs out of the ring, while Monroe stares at her while she does that).

(They then lower the cell and all six men are trapped in the cell right now).

DING DING DING.

DT: Its on!!

ND: ITS ON...ITS ON!!!

DT: Six men in the cell right now and whats it gonna be? Who's gonna start off against who?..........We see that Chris Christ rushes in on Nick Dangerous right from the start!!! Christ and Dangerous started it all and are handing out blows back and forth. On the other side the three Royal Family members look at eachother for a moment, but all three of them then turn towards Chazz Mendel. Oooh God, have mercy for Chazz. Corvik, Monroe and Exile walk into Chazz his direction and corner him. Chazz tries to fight them off, but he is overpowered and Monroe, Corvik and Exile hammer Chazz down to the mat!!!.....Exile then picks Chazz up from the mat and he drags him over to the side off the cell and ramms his head into the steel!!!

ND: Exile continues to ramm Chazz his head into the steel and we also see that Christ and Dangerous are battling it out. That leaves us to Monroe and Corvik. Monroe and Corvik both look around them and then stare at eachother. They move closer to eachother and stand eye to eye in the center of the ring now. Whats gonna happen now? Are they gonna fight eachother or not? Corvik now pushes Monroe, but Monroe doesn't move a muscle and he returns the push. We are seeing another pushing contest right here!!! And Exile has seen it and he lets go off Chazz Mendel and moves over to his fellow Family members. He starts talking to both Monroe and Corvik, but they turn to him at the same time and both push Exile away!!! OOOOH GOD!!!!!

DT: Thats something!!! Exile moves in again on Corvik and Monroe, but before he can do anything it is Chazz Mendel who grabs Exile from behind and he lifts him on his shoulders and executes an electric chair!!!....What a move by Mendel. And Chazz goes for the cover on Exile right there,.....1..........................................................................2.......................but Exile with a kickout. Oh man, we almost had a new champion already. That would have been a major upset.

ND: Chazz is now kicking down on Exile, while Christ and Dangerous are still fighting it out near the side. Dangerous now with a knee to the midsection and he then lifts Christ up and drops him facefirst into the ropes!!! Dangerous then grabs Christ and throws him through the ropes to the outside!! (remember that the cell is standing around the ring, so not like a cage). Dangerous climbs to the outside aswell and from under the ring Dangerous takes a hockeystick. He goes over to Christ and ....WHAMMMMMMM......ramms the hockeystick into Christ his head......Dangerous then drags Christ over to the cell door and opens it. He drags Christ out of the cell and over to the security guardrail. Dangerous then places Christ headfirst onto the guardrail and Dangerous then climbs onto the guardrail and .....HE DOES A LEGDROP RIGHT THERE ON THE GUARDRAIL TO THE BACK OFF CHRIST HIS HEAD!!!

DT: Good God!!!......Dangerous follows that up with picking Christ up from the ground and he throws him headfirst into the outside off the cell!!!.... Dangerous turns Christ around and then takes a few steps back and storms in on The Messiah.....But ooooooohhhh Christ moves out of the way in time and Dangerous goes headfirst into the cell himself right now. And Christ now starts to climb up the cell....What is he doing? What is his intention here?....Christ is halfway the cell now and now also Dangerous is climbing up the cell. He is chasing Christ up there.

ND: Meanwhile inside the ring.......Corvik and Monroe are standing eye to eye again. Unaware off Chazz Mendel who comes off the ropes and .....HE DOES A DOUBLE FLYING BULLDOG TO BOTH CORVIK AND MONROE!!!.....Chazz then picks up Monroe and he throws him into the corner.....Monroe goes in backfirst and Chazz charges in right after, but....oooohhh Monroe sticks his elbow out and Chazz flies into it.....Chazz staggers backwards and Monroe with a roundhouse kick and that takes Chazz to the mat!!!.....Chazz on his knees now and Scott Monroe rushes in on him and ....SHINING WIZZARD!!!....OH BOY!!!...Some kicks to Chazz his head!!!....He had that one coming!! Monroe picks Chazz up and works on him some more.

DT: Exile also got back on his feet again and he turns around towards Corvik, and Corvik kicks him into the midsection. He throws Exile into the ropes and when he comes off he delivers a belly to belly suplex to Exile. It really looks like the Family is falling apart again. Or am I wrong? Corvik bounces into the ropes and comes off and a kneedrop to Exile's throat. Corvik grabs Exile by the head and starts to ramm his head into the canvas several times. Corvik raises Exile by his head and irish whips him,.......Exile comes off the ropes and Corvik for a backdrop, but Exile reads the move and he kicks Corvik to the head and follows it up with a swinging neckbreaker!!!

ND: But look!!! Christ and Dangerous have made it to the top off the cell right now!!! Both standing on top and both handing out fists again back and forth. Christ then with a right swing, but Dangerous ducks it and he lifts Christ up and does his spinning samoan drop on top off the cell!! Holy shit!!!.......Dangerous back up and he lifts Christ up and hands out some more shots to the head. He then kicks Christ into the gut and goes for a DDT.....but somehow Christ blocks it and ....DDT's Dangerous on the top off the cell himself!!!.........Christ then picks up Dangerous by the head and the two continue to fight eachother rather closely to the right edge of the cell!!......In the ring the other four wrestlers are all on the left side off the ring. We then all of a sudden hear a clock ticking.....

TICK...TICK...TICK ...TICK......BOOOOOMMMMMMMM.

DT: THE C4-BOMB ON THE RIGHT SIDE HAS JUST EXPLODED!!! The four wrestlers in the ring haven't been hurt because of it!! But Dangerous and Christ were taken by surprise!!! And Dangerous loses his balance and ......HE FALLS OFF THE EDGE OF THE CELL AND .......THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!...HOLY SHIT!!!...WHAT A BUMP BY NICK DANGEROUS!!!........DANGEROUS OFF THE CELL AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!.......And Christ looks over the edge now and .......NOOOOOOOO!!.....CHRIST DIVES OFF THE CELL ONTO DANGEROUS WITH A FROGSPLASH!!!......HOLY SHIT .....HOLY SHIT....These men are killing eachother here!!! Both men are knocked out now!!!

ND: In the ring Exile picks up Corvik and he sets Corvik up for his OUTCAST.....BUT CORVIK MOVES OUT OF IT IN TIME!!!...It was almost over there for Corvik!!!.....Exile grabs Corvik by the arm now and he throws him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and he ducks Exile's forearm. Corvik turns Exile around and ....HE HOOKS IN THE DARKEST HOUR!!!......BUT EXILE MOVES OUT OF IT JUST IN TIME!!!...JUST BEFORE CORVIK WAS ABLE TO HOOK THE SUBMISSION ON IN TIME!!! Exile faces Corvik and the two tie up. Exile waistlocks Corvik, but Corvik with an elbow and he reverses it into a hammerlock. And Corvik then drives Exile chestfirst into the topturnbuckle!!!

DT: While Dangerous and Christ are still layed out and Exile and Corvik are going at it. It are Monroe and Chazz who are also still fight it out. Monroe picks up Chazz from the mat and he sends him into the ropes......Chazz goes into the ropes and he jumps onto the toprope, uses it as a springboard and hits Monroe with a back elbow to the head!!! Chazz lands on top off Monroe and he goes for the cover, .........1...................................................................................2.........................................but a kickout by Monroe. Chazz then pulls Monroe to his feet and sends him into the ropes.

ND: But Monroe holds on to the ropes!!! Chazz follows in hot pursuit, but Monroe pulls down the ropes and Chazz flies over the ropes to the outside and he goes headfirst into the cell and then he lands on the C4-bomb table thats standing on the outside!!! OOooooh what an impact!!! And Scott Monroe comes running and .....HE DIVES OVER THE TOPROPE WITH A SUMMERSAULT PLANCHA AND LANDS ON CHAZZ!!!....AND ....BOOOMMMMMM!!!!!......THEY BOTH GO THROUGH THAT C4-BOMB TABLE....CRAZY!!!......And both Chazz and Monroe are layed out on the outside right now!!

DT: So the only two who are on their feet are Exile and Corvik. Corvik is working on Exile in a corner and he then grabs him by the arm and sends him into the ropes. Exile comes off and Corvik dropkicks Exile to the left knee!!! Exile stumbles, but before he can do anything, Corvik comes in with another dropkick to the knee and this time Exile goes down. Corvik then rolls to the outside and from under the ring he takes a steelchair. He rolls back into the ring again and moves over to Exile and ...WHACK.......bashes Exile in the head with the steelchair!!! And Corvik follows that up with a couple of hard shots to the head!!

ND: Corvik then sets the chair up in the ring and he then takes Exile and whips him into the ropes. Exile comes off and Corvik with a drop toe hold and Exile lands face first into the chair!!! ....Exile goes down and Corvik goes for the cover, ......1......................................................................................2.................................................but a kickout by Exile!!! Corvik gets back up and he picks up Exile and throws him into the ropes again........Exile comes off, but slides through Corviks legs, gets up behind him and .....INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!......EXILE JUST SUPERKICKED CORVIK!!!....Man, this brings back memories to last year!! Brawl in the Mall,....match of the year!!!

DT: Exile now going for the cover on Corvik, ..............1................................................................................2............................but a kickout.

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

DT: And another C4-Bomb has just exploded!!! And this one was pretty close to Exile and Corvik!!! They were lucky!!

ND: Now on the outside we see that Christ is getting back up again. He staggers over to the ring and enters the cell again. He climbs into the ring and he charges in on Exile and SPEARS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!!!.......Christ then rushes in on Corvik, but Corvik counters and kicks him to the midsection and ....DIAMOND CUTTER!!!.......What a way to counter by Corvik!! Corvik then takes the steelchair, waits till Christ is back up and he holds the chair and ....DROPKICKS THE CHAIR INTO CHRIST HIS LEFT KNEE!!!....Ooh God that must hurt!!!.......And Christ is screaming it out from the pain right now!!!

DT: Corvik grabs Christ and he lifts him up and piledrives him back to the mat again. Corvik then takes the steelchair again and he folds Christ his left leg in the chair......Corvik then goes to the toprope and .....What is he gonna do? Is he gonna go for a senton? Is he gonna do to Christ what he did to Mystic? He can end Christ his career if he hits this move!!!.....Corvik wants to dive off for a senton bomb on the chair......But at that moment we see that Scott Monroe crawls back to his feet and he shakes the ropes and Corvik loses his balance and falls crotchfirst into the topturnbuckle!!

ND: Monroe then rolls himself back into the ring again and he climbs the topturnbuckle aswell. He grabs Corvik by the tights and sets him up for a superplex......But before he can pull it off, it is Exile who also joins in and he also climbs the topturnbuckle and he grabs Monroe in a belly to back suplex hold. AND.....HOLY SHIT.............EXILE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEXED MONROE OFF THE TOPROPE, BUT MONROE HELD ON TO CORVIK AND HE SUPERPLEXED CORVIK TO THE MAT!!!.....INCREDIBLE!!!

DT: And all three men are layed out now.....It is Exile who gets up pretty fast and he lifts Monroe up and .....RIGOR MORTIS ON MONROE!!!........MONROE IS OUT AND EXILE IS GOING FOR THE COVER!!!.............1.............................................................................2...................................but Nick Dangerous made it back in the ring and he breaks the count!!! Oooooooooh that was close, we almost had new champion there!! Dangerous drags Exile off of Monroe and he picks Exile up and .......DANGER DRIVER ON EXILE!!!......Where is this match going?!? First Dangerous falls off the cell and now he even hit Exile with his finisher!!!........Dangerous with the cover on Exile, .....1..........................................................................2.................................................but Corvik breaks the count this time!!

ND: Corvik picks up Dangerous by the hair and he throws him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Corvik turns him around and HOOKS IN HIS DARKEST HOUR!!!.....HE GOT IT HOOKED IN ON DANGEROUS!! THIS COULD BE THE END OF IT!!!........BUT WAIT.....CHAZZ MENDEL CLIMBED BACK INTO THE RING AGAIN. AND HE IS ON THE TOPTURNBUCKLE NOW ........AND.......MISSILE DROPKICK AND HE HITS CORVIK RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!!

DT: Amazing!!!......Corvik went down and Dangerous and Chazz land on top off him!!!.....The referee makes the count, ............1........................................................................................2..................................but Christ makes the save this time and breaks the count. Dangerous and Chazz get back up and they both storm in on Christ!! The Rebellion Project members are handing out shots to Christ his head. They now grab Christ by the arms and they irish whip him into the ropes. Christ comes off and he ducks the two forearms, he comes back off the opposite ropes and ....HE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES CHAZZ AND DANGEROUS TO THE MAT!!!......

ND: Christ picks up Dangerous and hands out some shots to the head, but Chazz comes up behind him and lowblows him.....Chazz and Dangerous then lift up Christ and they drag him over to the ropes and they are about to drop Christ throught the C4-BOMB TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE.......BUT ......*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM*..........................*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM*........HOLY SHIT......HOLY SHIT!!!.............................THE C4-BOMB IN THE RING WHERE CHAZZ, DANGEROUS WERE STANDING EXPLODED!!!!!! AND THEY DROPPED CHRIST OUT OF THEIR ARMS AND CHRIST WENT THROUGH THE C4-BOMB TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!

DT: BUT ALL THREE OF THEM EXPLODED!!! Well I mean........well you know what I mean!!!.....ALL THREE MEN ARE KNOCKED OUT....ALL THREE MEN ARE UNCONSCIOUS!!!.......ALL THREE OF THEM NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE RIGHT AWAY!!!!!...

(And from the back we see that there are already medics coming out. They run to the ring and they take out Christ, Dangerous and Chazz on stretchers).

ND: So what we got left now are Exile, Monroe and Corvik!!!.......Corvik gets up to his feet right now and he picks up Monroe.......And he throws him into the ropes.....Monroe comes off and........CORVIK HITS MONROE WITH THE OUTCAST!!!...He hit him with Exile's OUTCAST!!!!.....And Monroe is out again!!! First he got hit by Exile with that Rigor Mortis and now he gets hit by Corvik with that Outcast!!!.......And Corvik is now going for the cover, .......1.........................................................................................2.........................................but Exile with the break up!!!

DT: Who would have thought that it would end like this!! The three family members left in the cell!!! And only one more C4-Bomb left!!! Exile now picks up Corvik and he kicks Corvik into the midsection and then throws him into the ropes.....Corvik comes off and Exile with a big powerslam!!!.......Exile picks up Corvik again and he sets him up and .........OUTCAST!!!.....HE HIT SEAN CORVIK WITH THE OUTCAST!!!!......AND EXILE JUMPS UP AND RUNS OVER TO SCOTT MONROE AND HE LIFTS HIM UP AND.......OUTCAST!!!!......HE ALSO GAVE MONROE THE OUTCAST!!!...THIS IS JUST UNBELIEVABLE!!!

ND: Both Corvik and Monroe are layed out by EXILE'S OUTCAST. And Exile is now going for the cover on Corvik...............1..............................................................BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WE SEE SOMEONE COMING OUT FROM THE CROWD......WHO IS IT???!!!??????? I CAN'T SEE IT RIGHT? WHO IS IT???

DT: IT'S JERRY CAMPBELL!!!!.......

ND: And Jerry Campbell enters the cell, slides into the ring and he picks up Exile ......AND......THE FICLER!!!!....EXECUTES THAT SNOWPLOW ON EXILE!!!......JERRY CAMPBELL THEN DRAGS EXILE OUT OF THE RING AND DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE CELL!!!.......What the hell is going on here!?!?!? Why is Jerry Campbell doing this? Heck, the last time we saw Jerry Campbell is when he got trashed on the ramp and hung up and beaten severaly!! Hmmm, kinda reminds me of it, that we never even found out who was responsible for that!!

DT: Jerry Campbell drags Exile over to the top off the ramp now and he pulls Exile up and he throws him headfirst into the stands!!!....He then grabs Exile once again and.....EXECUTES ANOTHER FICLER ON THE TOP OFF THE RAMP!!!!.....If Exile was responsible for that beating, then Campbell sure gets his payback right now!!!

ND: And Jerry took Exile out of this match!! A match that could have gone to Exile!! He had both Corvik and Monroe layed out. But now its up to Corvik and Monroe to decide who's gonna be the champion. Both men are still down and we take a look at Racheal who is standing near Monroe. She then motions with her hands and ....at that same moment Scott Monroe raises up from the mat!!! HOLY SMOKES!!! This stuff creeps me out!!! I have never seen anything like this before...Well actually I have, but hey....it would sound stupid if I would say..."Hey, I've seen this before", now would it.

DT: Monroe is back up on his feet now and he moves over to Corvik and he picks him up. Monroe with a northern lights suplex and the cover on Corvik, .........1...................................................................................2.....................................but a kickout by Corvik. Monroe takes Corvik by the head and .....HEAVEN'S GATES!!!....CHAIN EVENFLOW DDT'S!!! And this could be all over now!!! This could be the end for Corvik!!!...Monroe hooks the leg, .......1......................................................................................2.......................................................but CORVIK KICKS OUT OF IT!!!

ND: How did he do that??? Even Monroe can't believe it....He picks up Corvik again and .........HEAVEN'S GATES AGAIN!!!!....Another Chain Evenflow's!!! But Monroe is not going for the cover right now.......Instead he picks Corvik up and ......HE IS SETTING CORVIK UP FOR A DEICIDE!!!...........BUT.....BUT CORVIK MANOEVRES OUT OF IT AND .....RIGOR MORTIS!!!......OOOOOOH GODD!!!!!........RIGOR MORTIS ON MONROE!!!.....How many times did Monroe already feel a finisher move tonight!!!........Monroe is out, but Corvik is also out of energy and is also layed out on the mat.......Now after about 6 seconds Corvik crawls over to Monroe and is able to go for the cover, .......................1..............................................................................2...............................................................NOOOOOOO!!!....A kickout by Scott Monroe!!!

DT: When is this match gonna be over!!! When is this gonna end!!! This is crazy!!

ND: Corvik is on his knees right now. He looks at Monroe who is also slowly moving again. Corvik is the first one to get to his feet and he moves over to Monroe. Monroe is near a corner and Corvik waits till Monroe is back on his feet and he then charges in on Monroe.......BUT OOOOOOH MONROE LEAPFROGS OVER CORVIK AND CORVIK CRASHES INTO THE TOPTURNBUCKLE CHESTFIRST!!!........CORVIK COMES STAGGERING OUT OF THE CORNER AND MONROE TURNS HIM AROUND ..........AND..............DEICIDE........OOOOOOH YESSS!!!.....DEICIDE ON CORVIK......AND MONROE GOING FOR THE COVER, AND. .........1................................................................................................2......................................................................................................3....IT'S OVER!! SCOTT MONROE HAS WON THIS EPIC BATTLE AND IS STILL THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!!

DT: What a match!! I say it again...What a match!!! .....

ND: And Scott Monroe is now getting back on his feet again. The referee hands the titlebelt over to him and Scott Monroe raises his hands in the air....It's amazing that he can still do that. Monroe then walks over to the side off the ring and calls something towards Racheal. ...........

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM*

DT: BUT OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!........SCOTT MONROE FORGOT ABOUT THE LAST C4-BOMB AND HE WAS STANDING ALMOST LIKE ON THE LAST C4-BOMB AS IT EXPLODED!!!!......AND SCOTT MONROE IS LAYED OUT IN THE RING RIGHT NOW!!!!

(And the medics are quickly running out again).

ND: The medics are having a busy evening tonight!!! They run over to Scott Monroe, but it doesn't look good for him. Monroe is not moving at all and the medics quickly place him on a stretcher and carry him out of the cell and out of ringside.

(While the medics are carrying Scott Monroe out of ringside ....."Golgotha" by Halford starts to play and we see that someone is standing on the top off the ramp. The camera zooms in on the person. And we see someone standing there with a Black Rose in his teeth and a Zer0 symbol marked in his face).

DT: ITS MACBETH!!! WHATS MACBETH DOING HERE???? And he has a black rose in his mouth!!! So he's the man responsible for all those attacks tonight!!! MACBETH WAS IT!! AND HE HAS RETURNED TONIGHT!!

ND: But what a night to return. He just saw how his Family members were taking eachother apart!!!

DT: To sum it all up this was one hell of an evening. Marco is the new Prime Time Champion.......Chazz Mendel qualified for the main event.........Strait Hate defeated Daniel in a sick match and then the main event...Wow!!!........Dangerous flew off the cell, Christ dove off the cell with a frogsplash.......Exile, Corvik and Monroe were battling it out, doing anything they can to beat eachother.....Chazz, Dangerous and Chrits then got eliminated because of two C4-bombs and then Exile had Corvik and Monroe down but then Jerry Campbell ruined Exile's hopes. It all ended when Monroe hit Corvik with the DEICIDE for the pin. But after that Monroe forgot about the last bomb and it hit him fully!!! What a night!! What a night to remember!!

ND: But its time to go now....So you better tune in again next week for more EWCL action.

DT: As long as Roadblock is not gonna......*BAMMMMMMMMM*....

(Roadblock clocks Dean Thornton in the head again with a keyboard).

Roadblock: DID I MISS THE TURKEY????