FAMILY VALUES RESULTS

Date: 3rd November 2002
Place: Las Vegas, Nevada
Arena: Ceasars Palace

Scheduled matches:

Michael "Switch" McCormick vs. Dark Angel

Joey Gold(c) vs. "Thuglife" Shaun Marquez - Prime Time Title

Strait Hate vs. Aaron Gold vs. Stephen Jackson vs. Sean Orion vs. Xavier Byrne - Extreme Rules

MacBeth vs. Drake Laps - Ladder Match

"The" Nick Dangerous vs. Sean Corvik - Cage Match

Blade(c) vs. Exile - EWCL Title

Scott Monroe(c) vs. Cerberus - Universal Title


The CazzoTron appears and the EWCL Logo and the name of the PPV appears.....

EWCL FAMLY VALUES 2

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Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.

Extreme

�Cages� Tables� Ladders� Barbed Wire� Chairs� Cells� Gore�

Wrestling

�Outcast...... ..DEICIDE.....Darkest Hour .........Final Atonement .........Danger Driver ........Lapidator....... Deaths Embrace..........Doomsday ........NC-17... GoldDigger.....�The Ficler...

Championship

...Universal Title� EWCL Title� PrimeTime Title� Extreme Title� Tag Titles�

League

�Scott Monroe .......Blade ........Thuglife ........Sean Corvik ........MacBeth ..........Exile� ....Drake Laps� Jerry Campbell..........New Evolution .........Nick Dangerous ....Aaron Gold.....Cerberus........The Punisher.

The enormous, aptly named �Cazzotron� blazes with EWCL faces, scenes and memories of the past year, ticking over at a frantic pace. Beneath the giant screen, five huge silver, jagged letters create the backdrop to the stage, spelling out the five words that have been on the lips of every serious wrestling fan on the planet for the past month�

Jay Blue stands in the center of the ring in his best suit. Without further ado, he opens:

'Ladies and gentlemen� welcome to FAMILY VALUES 2!'

The audience roars as a new series of fireworks light up the arena, showering them with gold.


(Before we go to our announcers we see the following footage).

(A single loft apartment�a hand knocking at the door. A young girl opens the door)

Girl: Hello

(The camera pans to see the hand's owner. EXILE).

Exile: HI!

Girl: CHRIS OH MY GOD HI!!

(The girl and Chris hug).

Exile: Gosh Andrea, I haven't really seen you since you and Michael, well lets say parted ways.

Andrea: Yeah I know, we should really get together

Exile: Well, Ill tell you what, theres no time like the present. Are you doing anything right now?

Andrea: Right now? Well�actually no Im not

Exile: How about we go get some pizza. Catch up on old times.

Andrea: I think thatd be great. Ill go get my coat

(Andrea disappears behind the door as the camera zooms in on Exile's face and the sadistic grin on his face).

(Fade out).


John Pilchard: Evening people. Welcome to FAMILY VALUES 2. But ooh God what is Exile's plan? What is he gonna do with Andrea?

Neil Down: Geesh man, he's just taking her out for pizza. You don't have to see a conspiracy in everything.

JP: So all of a sudden I am the guy who is paranoia? Hello!! It wasn't me who thought that Matty Midget was gonna come to kill me!!

ND: HEY, DON'T MAKE FUN OF THAT!!

JP: Well you made me Neil.

ND: But you can too far. Don't EVERRRRRRRR mention Matty Midget again, or else...

JP: Or else what?

ND: Or .....or....

JP: You don't know huh.

ND: Common we need to get this show rolling.......Welcome to Family Values part 2. Last year in May we had the first version of Family Values and that was right after the Family did their first invasion. Now they are on the urge of breaking down the entire EWCL so now it is time for Family Values part 2.

JP: And we have Family members in the last four matches here. We got MacBeth taking on Drake Laps in a ladder match, we have Corvik going up against Nick Dangerous in a Cage match. We have Exile versus his brother Blade for the EWCL Title. And last but not least we have Universal Champion Scott Monroe against Cerberus in a so-called "Cruxifixion Match" for the Universal Title.

ND: Oh God! A cruxifixion!! I tell you, the only person I'd like to see on a cross with her legs spread is ..

JP: SHUT UP NEIL!!! Remember, KIDS WATCHING!!

ND: Agh, kids.. they all know what I am talking about. Kids these days know more than you think John.

JP: You are unbelievable Neil. Thats what you are.

ND: One match I particularly am looking forward to is to see Aaron Gold get his ass kicked by Strait Hate in that Extreme Rules match.

JP: Hey, but don't forget that there are 3 others in that match aswell. We have the tagteam off Sean Orion and Stephen Jackson in it and also Xavier Byrne.

ND: Oh yes, well why don't I step into that match aswell to make it even.

JP: What the hell?

ND: Sorry, just blabbing.

JP: Uhuh.....Anyway, besides that we will have a rematch for the Prime Time Title. Joey Gold beat Thuglife for it last week, but now Thuglife gets a chance to win it back again.


Michael "Switch" McCormick vs. Dark Angel

JP: But for starters we have a match between Michael "Switch" McCormick and Dark Angel.

ND: JESSICA ALBA??!?!?! JESSICA ALBA IS IN THE EWCL????!!!???? WOOOOHOOOO!!!

JP: What?? Who??

ND: You really should watch other things than Animal Planet, John. Jessica Alba starrs in the hitshow Dark Angel. And she's in the EWCL now!!

JP: I doubt its her that we are gonna see. I really doubt it.

ND: Really?

JP: Yes really.

ND: Well as long as we are gonna see a hot chick I don't mind.

(Time and Time again starts to play and Michael "Switch" McCormick makes it to the ring. He gets in and gets ready for his match).

(Then Dark Angel his music hits and we see him coming out from the back and walking to the ring).

ND: ITS A GUY!!!

JP: Ofcourse it's a guy!

ND: AND IT"S EVEN AN UGLY GUY!!!

JP: Hey, come on Neil. Take it easy!

(Dark Angel reaches the ring and climbs in).

JP: Referee Brian Augustina tells them the rules and then calls for the ringbell.

Ding ding ding.

JP: The match has started and Swith and Dark Angel circle eachother for a bit. They then tie up and it is Dark Angel who gets the upperhand as he throws Switch into the ropes. Switch comes off and Dark Angel takes his opponent to the mat with a shoulderblock. But Switch gets up right away and does an armdrag takedown and now it is Dark Angel who hits the mat. Switch and Dark Angel both get back to their feet and stare at eachother for a moment.

ND: The two lock up again and Dark Angel gets Switch in a headlock. He then turns it into a chokehold. The ref starts to count till five, but Dark Angel holds on to the hold. The referee warns Dark Angel again, but he holds on to the chokehold. Referee Augustina warns Dark Angel for a second time, but he still continues to hold on to that choke hold.

JP: Ref Augustina then shakes his head and after warning Dark Angel for a third time, he calls for the bell!!!

DING DING DING!!

ND: What the hell? Is this over already?

JP: I think it is. Referee Brian Augustina has just disqualified Dark Angel for that illegal chokehold. And Dark Angel now lets go off Switch and he walks over to the referee and demands an explanation. The ref explains why he dq�d him but Dark Angel ain't too happy with it.

ND: And even Switch is getting back up now and he also is going over to the referee and wants to know why he ended this match after only 1 and a half minute. He also demands an explanation!! Both Dark Angel and Switch are now surrounded around the referee. And they both start to shove this new referee!! Oh man, thats not good!!

JP: But look!!! ....OH GODD!!!.....Referee Brian Augustina fights off Dark Angel and Switch and he kicks Dark Angel in the gut, he then mulekicks Switch and he then ....BRIAN AUGUSTINA DDT"S DARK ANGEL AND DOES A STUNNER ON SWITCH AT THE SAME TIME!! OH MAN!! And both Dark Angel and Switch go down to the mat!! And both are knocked out!! What a move by the new referee Brian Augustina!!

ND: You can say that again. And hear that crowd go! They are cheering him on like a God.

Winner: No contest.


(We go backstage and we see Nick in his locker room, laying down on a bench with his cell phone in hand...The phone rings, and Nick is quick to answer.)

Nick: Hello!?...Peter? I don't care what happened to you, I'm waiting for a phone call!...In jail? For harrassment?...Look, it's not a problem to me right now, goodbye...

(Nick hangs up the phone and eagerly continues to wait.)

(Commercials).


(We come back from the commercials and the camera fades in slowly outside of Ceasars palace).

"Sin runs rampant here, where prostitution is legal, drugs are easily bought and sold on the street and the politics of this place are more in tune with money and power than right and wrong. I almost feel at home here, in a place with almost as much sin running through its veins as New Orleans itself. Yet in truth, I cannot feel at home here, because soon I'll be letting myself feel the twinge that only pain can bring. Soon I'll feel the nails rip across my flesh and I will know that I am alive. It doesn't take sin for this to happen to me though, what it takes is to feel physical pain, emotional suffering. To know that I am alive I wallow in all that I am mired down in. I bear this cross of burden and I loathe every minute of it, yet as time has begun to pass, the strangest things can happen. Now..now I accept this pain freely and I am willing to simply endure it. I am willing to punish myself, to punish my body, to punish my mind. I am willing to tear myself apart inside and out, simply to show this world that I will not be used. I am not a stepping stone and I will not be used as such."

Light slowly manages to creep into the area. A glimmer reflects from something to left and the camera quickly follows it. Racheal steps forward slowly, wearing a black long sleeve shirt with blue flames adorning it. Her black iris hair hangs about her shoulders, the same place where the Universal championship is slung. She stares forward, her dark skin betraying no emotion, her eyes betraying no fear.

"Bleed for me, I've bled for you. Embrace me child, I'll see you through. Bleed for me, I've bled for you. Embrace me child, I'll see you through. I'll see you..."

Scott Monroe steps from the darkness, a sneer etched upon his face. As he stands behind her, she stares forward, intensity escaping them both. She slowly raises her arms in her version of the mock crucifixition. Monroe steps closely behind her and then extends his arms as well. Running his fingers between hers they stand there for a moment, both starring into the little bit of light that has come to entrap them.

"Acceptance of the truth is the first step to knowing that you have a problem. Tonight, the world will see that Cerberus does indeed have a problem. I've bid my time, he escaped my wrath last week, that won't be the case this week. This week, Cerberus will find himself beaten, abused and shattered beneath the weight of his own sins. I once could have saved him, I once could have helped him, set him free from the shackles that bound him. He doesn't want that though, instead he simply wishes for his own pain. Cerberus begs for his own self-destruction. Tonight he shall endure his own self-destruction, tonight he shall find himself hung on high, the crucifix being his only guide. Pray to whatever God you worship Cerberus, pray that before I reach that ring I am struck dead, because if you don't, then I will do my best to destroy you where you stand. Accept your fate and enjoy the silence."

Monroe steps back slowly, fading into the shadows.

"This grain of life I give to you. And all what was you know it's true. Realms of fear they speak the truth. What has passed I hand to you..."

Racheal steps back into the darkness, the Universal championship still slung over her shoulder. As she disappears she shows the E.W.C.L. what they have to look forward to..being devoured by the darkness.

Enjoy the silence.

(Fade to black).


Joey Gold(c) vs. "Thuglife" Shaun Marquez - Prime Time Title

JP: We're back and it's time for our second match of the evening. Its time for the defense of the Prime Time Title. Joey Gold, the new champion has to defend it against former champ "Thuglife" Shaun Marquez. And lets take a look at how Joey Gold won the title last week.

(The CazzoTron comes on and we see footage of last weeks Insurgence).

ND: Thuglife picks Joey up from the mat and he irish whips him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Thuglife grabs him and ....HE FLAPJACKS GOLD, BUT OOOOOOOHHHH HE FLAPJACKED HIM RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE!!!!....AND THE REFEREE GOT KNOCKED OUT!!!!...OOOOOH NOOOO!!!! .....Joey Gold is on the mat and so is the referee now. Thuglife moves back up and he goes over to Joey. He picks him up and ........HE HOOKS IN THE NC-17!!!...HE GOT THE DARKEST HOUR HOOKED ON GOLD!!!.....BUT OOOOOOH......GOLD SOMEHOW COUNTERS WITH ....HIS...KNOCKING DA FILLINGS!!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!

DT: What a counter by Joey Gold!!!...That jawbreaker followed by a spinning heelkick!!!.....Thuglife goes down and Joey Gold goes to the toprope. He gets to the top and ....HE DIVES OFF FOR HIS GOLDSTAR!!! AND HE HITS IT!!! .......HE HIT HIS SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON THUGLIFE!!!.....Gold hooks the leg and goes for the cover, the referee regained his consciousness and he goes for the count and. .........1.............................................................................2.......................................................................3....HE WINS!!! We have a new Prime Time Champion!!! Joey Gold has done it!!! He has done it!! He beat Thuglife!!!

(The CazzoTron fades out).

JP: That was last week, this is now. Will Thuglife take his title back thats the question.

ND: No, the question is if Thuglife is gonna sell his fitness equipment to Asia. Thats the question.

JP: Don't make me slap you, Neil.

ND: ....haha...

(One Mic by Nas starts to play and "Thuglife" Shaun Marquez comes walking out from the back. The 23 year old from Queens Bridge, New York makes his way down the aisle to ringside and rolls into the ring).

(Brainstew/Jaded by Green Day starts to play and Joey Gold comes walking out from the back. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction, but Joey Gold is only focussed on the ring. With big steps the Prime Time Champion walks to the ring. He reaches it and after handing over the title, he slides in the ring).

Ding ding ding.

JP: The bell has rung and Thuglife charges in on Joey Gold from the start and unleashes a fury of forehands. Yes, Thuglife really seems to want to hurt Gold here. He nails him with some hard shots and Gold goes backwards into the ropes. Joey bounces back off them and Thuglife clotheslines him to the canvas. Thuglife with a knee to the face and he then starts with another series of shots to the head. Shaun Marquez looking real agressive in the beginning of this match. Perhaps Joey Gold thought too light of this match.

ND: Or he was gambling all night in his hometown here in Vegas. Fact is that Marquez now picks up Gold and he irish whips him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Thuglife with a Frankensteiner!! Nicely done and Thuglife goes for the first cover of the match, .....1........................................................2....but a kickout by the champion. Thuglife pulls his opponent to his feet and he throws him into the corner. But Joey goes in and he places his hands on the ropes and leaps up and Thuglife, who charged in after, runs right into the turnbuckles!! Joey then waistlocks Thuglife and german suplexes him to the mat!!

JP: Joey quickly picks Thuglife up and he throws him into the ropes. But Thuglife holds on to the ropes. Gold sees it and follows in hot pursuit, but Thuglife backdrops him over the toprope!! But Joey Gold landed on the apron!! He used his skills and landed on the apron on his feet!!! But Thuglife thinks that he threw him to the outside and he's with his back turned to Gold. Joey Gold then jumps up and ....SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK INTO THUGLIFE'S BACK OF THE HEAD!!! And Thuglife goes down hard!!

ND: What a move by Joey Gold!!! Did you see that!!! Gold turns Thuglife on his back now and hooks the leg for the cover, ....1...........................................2....................kickout. The fitness equipment seller from the streets is not giving up though!! Ooh no, he got more fitness equipment to sell!!!

JP: Stop it!!

ND: Joey drags Thuglife over to the corner and he lifts him on the topturnbuckle!! Joey then starts to climb to the top aswell. He gets on and he grabs Thuglife, but the former champ slamms Gold into the forehead and pushes him off the toprope!! And Joey Gold falls backfirst to the mat!! And Thuglife dives off the toprope right away and does a crossbody on Gold!!! And now he is going for the cover, ..........1.........................................................2.....................but another kickout. So far this is a close match here. Both men are back on their feet again now and they tie up.

JP: But Thuglife gets Joey Gold in an armbar. He holds on to the arm, but Gold manages to reach the ropes. Thuglife lets go, but immediately kicks Gold into the midsection. He then irish whips Gold, but Gold reverses the whip. Thuglife comes off the ropes and oooh he ducks the forearm, stops behind Gold and ....REVERSE DDT!!!...Gold is out and Thuglife follows that up with a standing moonsault!! OOOOHH looked good!!! .....Thuglife for another cover attempt, ........1................................................2.............................but Joey kicks out.

ND: Thuglife grabs Joey and he slaps him a couple of times in the face. He then pulls him to his feet and throws him into the ropes. But Gold comes off for a flying forearm!!!...Thuglife is stunned and moves backwards. Joey Gold then charges in on him and ....GOLDEN RANA!! AND HE HURRICANRANA'S THUGLIFE OUT OF THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE!! OOOOH HOLY SHIT!!!!....Unbelievable!!!....And Gold is not stopping. He runs over to the ropes and ...HE CATAPULTS HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE, ....BUT OOOOH HE MISSES THUGLIFE!!!

JP: Thuglife moved out of the way in time and he now is even the first one to get back up. He grabs Gold and drags him over to the ringpost and ...WHAMMMM..slams his head into it hard. Thuglife then rolls Joey Gold back in the ring again and follows in after. Thuglife picks Gold up and sends him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Thuglife with a backdrop that sends Gold hard to the canvas!!

ND: Thuglife picks Joey Gold up from the mat and he sets him up for a DDT. But wait.....Joey Gold is going for his Knockin da Filllings!!!...BUT THUGLIFE SAW IT COMING AND HE LETS GO OFF GOLD IN TIME AND ...SUPERKICKS GOLD RIGHT INTO THE FACE!!!.....And Gold goes down. Thuglife grabs him and goes for the cover, .....1..........................................................2...............................................but a very late kickout by Joey Gold!! That was severely close. Thuglife picks Gold up and he bodyslamms him to the mat. He then goes to the corner and climbs it to the top. Thuglife then leaps off ......BUT GOLD MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND THUGLIFE CRASHES INTO THE MAT!!

JP: Thats gotta hurt!!! And Joey Gold is moving back up to his feet now. He goes to the corner himself now and climbs it. He gets on the topturnbuckle and .....GOLD STAR!!!....HE DID A SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE BACK OFF THUGLIFE!!!.....Great!!!....Joey Gold turns Thuglife around and covers him and. .......1......................................................2................................................3....HE WINS IT!! He defeats Thuglife two weeks in a row here!! And he's still the Prime Time Champion. The Gold stays in the Gold family!!

ND: Great action match here.

(Commercials).

Winner: Joey Gold



Strait Hate vs. Aaron Gold vs. Stephen Jackson vs. Sean Orion vs. Xavier Byrne

JP: It's time for our next match now. And it's an Extreme Rules match people and that means that everything goes. You can use anything as a weapon and have a pinfall everywhere in the arena.

ND: And if Jezebelle would have been in this match then she had all the right to piss on someone.

JP: You really are obsessed with that, aren't you?

ND: Now, I wouldn't call it an obsession.

JP: How would you call it then?

ND: Healthy.

JP: HEALTHY????!!??

ND: ...uhuh..

JP: Ok, lets just drop this topic and go on with our match. This match is all about pissing Strait Hate off so it seems. Last week Prez Cazzo put Strait in a handicap Flaming Tables match and now he is putting him in an Extreme Rules match with 4 others. He knows that Strait is still injured, but he doesn't care. Cazzo thinks that by putting Strait into these kind of matches, that the ratings will go up. Coz Strait is crazy enough to even compete in those matches and put his life on the line every single time. Thats the sicko he is.

ND: But hey at least he got a blowjob by Jezebelle in Blade's dream.

JP: SHUT UP!!!

ND: ....

JP: I don't want you to say the word "blowjob" anymore on this show!!

ND: Can I say "Give head" then?

(slap-ouch).

JP: Thank God Dean Thornton learned me how to smack you properly!

ND: .....

JP: Ok, here it is, Strait Hate, Aaron Gold, Stephen Jackson, Sean Orion and Xavier Byrne. Lets get this thing started.

(We go to the ring and we see that all five men are already standing in the ring. Orion and Jackson are joined up on one side, while Xavier, Gold and Strait are standing in separate corners. The referee wants to call for the bell so the match can begin, but at that moment "Damned if I do" by Life Of Agony plays and Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out to alot of boos).

ND: Why is he here?

(Prez Cazzo marches down to the ring and he gets a mic from Jay Blue. He then steps on the ringsteps and takes the word).

Prez Cazzo: So Strait, you thought this is just some petty match? Some card filler that I put you into? Just some kind of midcard match just to piss you off?? Wel.....(he looks at Strait).........YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!...

(The crowd starts to boo).

Prez Cazzo: Viva Las Vegas Shut the Hell up!!!! So Strait you got anything to say about it right now?

(Strait storms towards Cazzo, but the Prez jumps off the ringsteps at that moment and gestures that they have to ring the bell).

Ding ding ding.

JP: And Orion and Jackson grab Strait from behind and they turn him around and start to pepper him with forerhands. Meanwhile Cazzo took a seat next to Jay Blue. Why is he staying here? This can't be good.

ND: Maybe he just wants to see this match?

JP: Could be, but I doubt it.

ND: Ok, anyway Orion and Jackson are working on Strait and they now throw him into the ropes. He comes off and .. They double backdrop Strait to the mat. Orion and Jackson then continue to stomp down on Hate. On the other side of the ring we see that Aaron Gold and Xavier Byrne are fighting it out. Xavier now got Aaron in a corner and he stepped on the bottom ropes and he is handing out fist after fist ...1....2....3....4.....5.....6......7......8.......9.......10.....Xavier steps off the bottom rope and he grabs Gold by the head and he throws him headfirst over the toprope to the outside. Xavier Byrne then starts to climb the toprope and gets on the topturnbuckle. Byrne waits till Gold got back on his feet on the outside and .....SPINNING HEELKICK OFF THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

JP: And Gold goes down hard!! OOOH GOD!! What a move by Xavier Byrne!! He hit Gold with that big spinning heelkick!! Have you ever seen anything like it? I know I haven't. Gold is layed out and Xavier now slowly is getting back on his feet again. He crawls up and he takes Gold and works on him some more with fists. He then looks under the ring and from under it he takes a trashcan. He swings it and ...BAMMMM...nails Aaron Gold in the head with it. In the ring we then see that Orion and Jackson pick Strait up again and they throw him into the ropes. Strait goes into the ropes near where Xavier is standing on the outside. Strait goes into the ropes, but he holds on to them. He then bends over the ropes just when Xavier lifts the thrashcan above his head. And Strait grabs the trashcan out of Xaviers hands!! Oh God!!

ND: Strait turns back towards his opponents in the ring and he charges in on Orion and Jackson and .....BAMMMMM .....BAMMMMMMM......he nails both of them with that trashcan!! And both men go down to the mat!!!....Strait then goes over to Orion and he drags him over to Jackson and..? What is he doing? He lays Orion on top off Jackson now!! And he then lays the trashcan on top off them!!! ..There appears a cynical grin on Straits face and he then goes over to the corner and starts to climb it. He gets to the top and he faces the crowd .....HE DIVES OFF AND .....MOONSAULT ON THE TRASHCAN AND ON ORION AND JACKSON!!! HE SQUASHED THE TAGTEAM!!

JP: He squased one of the best tagteams in the EWCL!! Did you see that?!?!!!....But he hurt himself badly with that move aswell. He hit that trashcan hard and well we all know what happend to his longues. So in the ring we see three people layed out. On the outside Xavier picks up Gold and he whips him into the steel ringsteps!! Byrne charges in after, but oooooh Aaron counters with a drop toe hold and Xavier hits the steel ringpost above the ringsteps!! Oh man his head flew right into it!!! And Xavier falls down to the concrete. Aaron slowly moves back up and he grabs Xavier. He lifts him on the ringsteps and ...HE SETS HIM UP FOR A CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER ON THE RINGSTEPS!!!..

ND: He sets hi up and ........BUT XAVIER COUNTERS AND HE BACKDROPS GOLD OFF THE RINGSTEPS TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! Xaviers career almost ended right there. Xavier slowly steps off the ringsteps and he grabs Gold once again. While he does that we see that inside the ring that Strait is back on his feet again. He slides to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a steelchair. He then rolls back in the ring again and he goes over to Stephen Jackson. He waits till Jackson is back up and he then ...SWINGS THE CHAIR....BUT JACKSON COUNTERS AND HE SUPERKICKS THE STEELCHAIR RIGHT INTO STRAITS FACE!!!

JP: And Strait falls down to the mat and the chair lands on top off him!! Sean Orion then bounces into the ropes and he comes off and he jumps up high and does a kneedrop on the chair that crashes into Strait!!! Oh man!!! Orion then takes the steelchair and in the meantime Jackson grabbed another steelchair. The two then pull up Strait and when he is standing they both swing their steelchairs and ....WHAMMMMMMMMM.....THEY BOTH NAIL STRAIT WITH THE STEELCHAIR!!! And Strait falls down to the canvas!!! Orion and Jackson high five and they then lay the steelchairs on top off Straits face!! Oh God!! I don't even want to know whats gonna happen next!!!.

ND: Jackson is going to the top now. He is on the toprope and ....GUILLOTINE LEGDROP ON THE CHAIRS AND STRAIT HATE!!! ......And we can see Prez Cazzo laughing at ringside, he's laughing loudly. He can't stop!!! ....And then it is Sean Orion who goes to the top. Orion climbs to the toprope aswell and .....FISTDROP OFF THE TOPROPE ON THE CHAIRS AND STRAIT!!! Wowie!!! I hope Orion never broke his hand with that move!! But man, the Perfect team is taking Strait Hate apart in the ring there!!! The Perfect Storm and The Pineapple of Perfection..

JP: Pinaccle!

ND: Orion and Jackson are celebrating in the ring and they high five once more while the crowd boos them. The two then go over to Strait and they place him backfirst into the corner. Orion and Jackson then walk over to the other side of the ring and high five again. Hmm they sure are waisting some time here!! ....Sean Orion then moves over to the corner and he goes on his hands and knees. Hmmm not sure its the time to plays games like that..

JP: NEIL!!

ND: Oh ...sorry......Orion gets on his hands and knees and we then see that Stephen Jackson comes rushing in...he uses Orions back as a springboard and he splashes on Strait!!!....BUT OOOOOOOOOH STRAIT STICKS HIS ELBOW OUT AND JACKSON LANDS INTO IT!!! And Jackson stumbles backwards and ....he falls over Orion, who was still on his hands and knees!!!....Strait slowly walks over to Orion and he kicks him into the gut. Strait then moves over to his corner and catches some air.

JP: Meanwhile Xavier grabbed Gold and he now whips him into the guardrail. Gold goes in backfirst and Xavier charges in on him, but ooooooh Gold backdrops Xavier over the guardrail into the crowd!!! Xavier lands on the concrete and Gold now reaches over the guardrail and he drags Xavier to his feet and back to ringside!!!Well actually he lays Xavier halfway on the guardrail. Gold then goes over to the apron and .....LEGDROP OFF THE APRON ONTO THE BACK OFF XAVIERS HEAD!!!...And Xavier falls off the apron to the floor now!!! Gold now looks under the ring and from under it he takes a stopsign. A stopsign?? What the hell is a stopsign doing there? We haven't seen a stopsign since ....

ND: WHAMMMMMMMMM.....And Gold slammed the stopsign into Xaviers head!!! And Xavier goes down to the concrete again. Gold then repeats that move for three times and he then turns around and he rolls back into the ring. Gold rushes in on Strait and hits him with the stopsign, he then goes over to Orion and WHAMMMM...also hits him with it....and finally he smacks it into Jackson's head!!! Four men down and Aaron Gold is standing tall in the ring with the stopsign!!! ....He goes over to Strait and goes for the cover, ............1....................................................................................2.........................kickout!! He then goes over to Orion, .....1...........................................................2...................................kickout.

JP: And Gold then tries Jackson, .........1........................................................................2......................but he also kicks out. Gold gets back on his feet and he lifts Jackson up and he wants to hit him again with that stopsign. But then from behind him it is Strait Hate who nails him with a double axe handle. Gold drops the sign and goes into the ropes. He comes off and Strait lifts him up and does a big backdrop suplex!!!....Strait picks Gold up and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!!! Man, Gold sure is feeling alot of concrete today. Strait rolls to the outside now and goes after Gold. In the ring Orion and Jackson are back up now and they don't see anyone else in the ring. They then hesitate for a moment if they should fight eachother, but they then realize that its better not to.

ND: The two roll out of the ring and they go over to Xavier. But Xavier storms into them and he kicks them both in the gut and ...DOUBLE DD'T"S THEM TO THE CONCRETE!!! ...Xavier then lifts Orion up and does a hurricanrana!!!!.. He then picks Jackson up and he also does a hurricanrana to him!!! OOOH BOY!!!! The kid improved!!!...Xavier is back on his feet and he picks up Orion, but oooooooh lowblow by the Pineapple!!

JP: Pinaccle!

ND: Orion and Jackson pick Xavier up and they drop him facefirst into the guardrail!!! Oooh nasty fall by the kid!! Jackson then grabs Xavier and he lifts him up in a bearhug position. Sean Orion then climbs onto the guardrail and ....HE DROPKICKS XAVIER OUT OF JACKSONS ARMS!!!! And Xavier goes down to the concrete!!! Oooooooh man!!!!......HOLY SHIT!!......That was another good double team move by the Perfect Team. Orion and Jackson pick Xavier up again. Jackson then irish whips him and Xavier goes into the ringpost.

JP: Strait runs over to Gold, but all of a sudden Gold turns around and hits right in the eye with a fist. Strait is stunned for a moment and Gold follows it up with a flying clothesline!! Wow a clothesline and Strait to the floor!! Gold then shouts it out and he pulls Strait to his feet and he drags him over to the Spanish Announce Table. Gold then lifts Strait on top off it and climbs on it aswell!!...Gold picks Strait up and he hands out a couple of shots to the head. He then signals for his CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER!! He tried it on Xavier earlier on, but it backfired on him!! I wonder whats gonna happen now!!! ...Gold lifts Strait up, but Strait blocks it!! It gets blocked again!!! Gold tries to lift Strait up for a second time, but again Strait blocks it!!

ND: Strait moves back up and ......OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH.......A FIREBALL INTO GOLDS FACE!!!!.....HOW ON EARTH DID STRAIT HATE DO THAT!!!...I DIDN"T SEE ANY MATCHES, I DIDNT" SEE A LIGHTER, I DIDN"T SEE ANY FLUID!!!!...HE'S A MAGICIAN ASWELL!!!!! HE"S A HARDCORE MAGICIAN!!!...THAT FIREBALL WENT RIGHT INTO GOLDS FACE!!! AND HE"S KNOCKED OUT NOW!! OOOH MY GODD!!! ANd Strait climbs off the table now and he goes for Gold.

JP: Oh God. But meanwhile Sean Orion grabbed a table from under the ring and he sets the table up. Jackson drags Xavier over to the table and they lay Xavier on top off it. Xaiver is semi knocked out right now!!! Orion then climbs on the apron and Jackson climbs on the guardrail. AND AT THE SAME TIME THEY LEAP OFF .....BUT OOOOOOOOHHHH.....XAVIER ROLLED OFF THE TABLE IN TIME AND ....BOTH ORION AND JACKSON GO THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! ...So all three of them are now layed out, Orion and Jackson from going through that table and Xavier from what they did to him before!!!

ND: And look at what Strait is doing. He lifts Gold back on the Spanish announce table now. He stares at Paco for a moment, but after he sees the fear in his eyes he grabs Gold and .....CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER TO GOLD THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!......OOOOOH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDDD!!!!!....AND GOLD IS KNOCKED OUT!! HE MAYBE EVEN BROKE HIS NECK THERE!!!.....Strait moves up and he goes for the cover and. ........................1......................................................................................2.......................................................................................3.........AND HE WINS THIS THING!!!

JP: I can't believe it!!! Strait even won this match!!! Unbelievable!! Amazing!!!...And Prez Cazzo also can't believe it!! His eyes grew bigger and bigger and he is shaking his head right now. But whats he doing now?

(Cazzo gets up from his seat and he takes the mic and climbs into the ring and adresses Strait).

Cazzo: So you think you are tough now, don't you Strait? You think that you are the main man, the hot shot, the Hardcore Icon?? Don't you? Don't you????

(Strait only wipes the blood out of his eyes and stares at Gold and then turns his head towards Cazzo).

Cazzo: Well Strait, since you weren't happy about the fact that you were a midcard filler this week, I got a little something special for you!!! Namely, next week at Insurgence, you will be fighting in the MAIN EVENT!!!

ND: WHAT!!

JP: Who is he fighting then? Does he get a titleshot?

Cazzo: And Strait, you wanna know who you will be fighting?

(Strait nodds his head).

Cazzo: Well you better be ready, because you will be fighting the COMPLETE ROYAL FAMILY!!! ON YOUR OWN!!!!

JP: OH GOD!!! THATS INSANE!!! THATS MURDER!!!

(And Strait Hate is furious now and he wants to storm the ring).

Cazzo: Wow, wow, wow big boy!! I better not try to attack me, coz otherwise I will even add a few more stipulations to that match and I doubt you want that!!

(Strait sneers at Cazzo and he shakes his head in disbelief).

(Cazzo then drops the mic and climbs out of the ring and walks out to a roar of boos).

JP: Man, what an announcement. And what a match, Gold, Orion, Jackson and Xavier are still out and Strait is hurt badly and limping.

(Commercials).

Winner: Strait Hate


(We come back from the commercials and go backstage and see Exile).

Exile: MIKEY?!

(The camera backstage turns the corner and sees Exile carrying something behind him).

Exile: MIIIIIIIKEY!!!!

(Exile walks past the camera and it focuses in on what he's carrying�Andrea, bound and gagged with a chain locked to her arms being pulled by Exile like a sack of potatoes. Andrea is not moving).

Exile: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEY! CMON MAN! I GOT YOU A PRESENT!!!

(Exile turns the corner and several wrestlers and techies get out of the way of the sadistic man and his unconscious package leaving a trail of blood behind him).

Exile: ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT MIKEY!!! DON'T YOU WANT TO COME OUT AND PLAY WITH YOUR BIG BROTHER?! CMON MIKEY!!! CMON OUT AND PLAY!!!!!!!!!! Gosh Andrea�I guess he doesn't want to see you�.well, we can make sure that he sees you

(Exile walks up to Nick Dangerous who is swinging a kendo stick in preparation for his match. Exile drags Andrea behind him. Nick stops and stares and sees the look on Exile's face).

Nick Dangerous: What the hell?

Exile: That a kendo stick?

Nick Dangerous: Uh..yeah

(Exile grabs the kendo stick from Nick's hands).

Exile: Thanks

(Exile walks past Nick dragging the body behind him. Nick stares at Exile as he finally disappears down the hallway).

Nick: Jesus�what a sick fuck.

(Fade out).


MacBeth vs. Drake Laps

JP: You see I told you that he was gonna do something to Andrea!!

ND: Well it looked to me that she was having fun. You know girls like to be tied up and gagged.

JP: Don't make me slap you again!!

ND: ...

JP: Exile tricked Andrea and he wants to set up Blade, thats what he is gonna do. Damn that man. Damn the Royal Family. They even tried to threat me a few weeks ago.

ND: Talking about the Royal Family. It is time for the first match with a member in it. Right now it is time for MacBeth versus Drake Laps. Two former tagpartners. Remember that they were part of the New Era a tagteam that had several bouts with Blade and Joe Johnson. Those were some great tagmatches. But now things have changed, didn't they. No longer tagpartners, but rivals now.

JP: Lets go back to last week for a moment.

(The CazzoTron comes on).

DT: But look!!! MacBeth rolls back out of the ring and he and Jezebelle now split up and they circle the ring all the while heading towards Kelly Laps. MacBeth moves up to Kelly and she frantically walks away, but she crashes right into Jezebelle!! MacBeth then goes back in the ring and he picks up Laps and he whips him into the ropes. Laps comes off and MacBeth trips him and Laps goes down to the mat!!

ND: On the outside Jezebelle is taking down Kelly and the two of them are having a catfight!! WOOOOHOOHHH CATFIGHT!! MY MONEY IS ON JEZEBELLE, well as long as she doesn't piss on Kelly. Drake Laps rolls out of the ring and he goes over to Jezebelle and he grabs her by the hair!! But MacBeth comes up from behind Laps now and....HE SUPERKICKS HIM TO THE BACK OFF THE HEAD!!! Good God!!

(Kelly tries to get up but Ash comes through the crowd and over the guardrail and holds her. MacBeth begins working over Laps until he gets him on the Spanish announce table).

ND: MacBeth climbs on the table aswell and he picks Laps up and ....DEICIDE THROUGH THE TABLE!!! HOLY SHITTTTT!!!

(MacBeth finally gets back up again and he grabs Kelly and he kisses her hand as she looks disgusted before he pie faces her so she lands hard on her ass next to her unconscious husband).

(The CazzoTron fades out).

JP: So MacBeth Deicided Laps through a table and he assaulted Kelly. I can imagine that Laps is mad, mad as hell.

ND: Yes he most definately is.

JP: And Laps is in the advantage though, as this is a ladder match. Laps is an experienced ladder match wrestler. He had several in the EWCL already. With Christ and with Dangerous.

ND: Lets get this thing started.

(Guitar riffs echo throughout the arena. Just as Kurt Cobain's voice starts with "I will never bother you", the arena lights shut comepletely off).

"I will never promise to
I will never follow you
I will never bother you "

"Never speak a word again
I will crawl away for good"

"I won't move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear
No thought was put into this
Always knew it would come to this"

"Things have never been so swell
I have never failed to fail"

"Pain"

(The CazzoTron lights up and orange and blue lights begin to flicker throughout the arena...).

"Can you feel it as
an old shadow emerges from the blackness
a man once thought gone forever
lost to the abyss of memory.
the wanderer steps forth to once again
show the world why the violence is significant
to his horrific visions of the truth of reality
the man with the love and need for the blood
to be spilt from his own flesh
returns once more...
return to his nightmare
you're in his world...
bring the violence...
ENTER

MACBETH"

(A shaft of blue light shoots up from the entranceway as a figure can be seen standing in the middle of it. It slowly fades off, leaving MacBeth standing bathed in a blue spotlight. Jezebelle and Asharachal step out from behind the curtain and follow MacBeth down to the ring. The camera zooms in on Alexander Glory's sledgehammer in Jezebelle's hands).

(MacBeth enters the ring with Jez and Ash right behind him. Ash holds Jez on his shoulder and she holds the sledgehammer high for all to see as Mac stands in front of them and strikes the pose of the crucifix).

(The lights go out in the arena as "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine hits the jampacked place...A sudden spotlight comes out of nowhere as Drake Laps is standing in the entrance way with Kelly Laps standing proud next to him...Laps raises his arms as fireworks shoot out of the metal stage...Shades of red and white go out of the ground as Drake Laps and Kelly Laps walk forward towards the ring...Laps jumps to the ropes as he holds the ropes for Kelly...Drake Laps jumps over the rope entering the ring...He turns to the camera and poses as Kelly is in front of him crouching...The crowd goes crazy as Drake Laps sits on the top rope, escorting Kelly outside of the ring). Ding ding ding.

JP: Laps looks at Kelly and he then stares back at MacBeth. The two then start to circle eachother and they tie up. Laps with a sideheadlock, but MacBeth counters with an elbow that hits Laps into the gut. MacBeth with another elbow and Laps lets go off the headlock. MacBeth bounces into the ropes and he comes off, but Laps counters with a belly to belly suplex!! Laps picks MacBeth up from the mat and he throws him into the ropes. MacBeth comes off and Laps takes him to the mat with a hiptoss. Laps follows that up with going into the ropes and coming off for an elbow drop, but MacBeth rolls out of the way. MacBeth gets up and he grabs Laps and DDT's him hard into the canvas.

ND: MacBeth then takes Laps and ....PILEDRIVER!!!....He piledrived Laps facefirst into the mat!! That was a hard one!! And MacBeth rolls to the outside now and he goes over to the ladder. He takes it and shoves it into the ring. The former champion slides into the ring and he picks up the ladder. But ooooooh at that moment Laps charges in on him and dropkicks the ladder and it goes right into MacBeth!! And MacBeth to the mat!!! Laps takes the ladder off of MacBeth and he lifts it up and ramms the top off the ladder into MacBeth's midsection!! And the crowd cheers as he does this. Laps then places the ladder into a corner and then goes back to MacBeth. He picks up MacBeth and he irish whips him and MacBeth flies backfirst into the ladder!!!

JP: OOOOOOOHH!!!! And Laps charges in on MacBeth now!!....But MacBeth takes a step forward and he does a backdrop and ..LAPS FLIES HARD INTO THE LADDER!!! And Laps falls down to the mat facefirst. MacBeth grabs the ladder and he goes to the center of the ring and he sets it up. He then starts to climb up the ladder step by step. He is halfway now and Laps is still down. MacBeth gets higher and he reaches the top now. But ooooooh yeahhhh LAPS GETS BACK TO HIS FEET NOW AND HE ...PUSHES THE LADDER AND IT FALLS TO THE SIDE AND ...MACBETH FLIES OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!! MACBETH FLEW TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!

ND: And Laps looks at the ladder and he sets it back up in the center. He starts to climb it, but after a few steps he jumps back to the mat. Laps then folds the ladder up and he shoves it to the outside and rolls out aswell. And Laps got the ladder set up on the outside now!! Why isn't he taking the ladder into the ring and finish it?? Nooo, instead Laps wants to pay back what MacBeth did to him and to Kelly last week. He wants retribution!! MacBeth is still laying on the concrete and Laps now starts to climb the ladder. While he does that we see that MacBeth opens his eyes, but when Laps looks around MacBeth quickly closes them again. Oooooh!! MacBeth is playing possum!!! Ooooh God!!! Laps reaches the top off the ladder now and he then dives off and .....LAPIDATOR!!!......BUT MACBETH ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY IN THE LAST MOMENT!! AND LAPS HITS THE CONCRETE HARD!! EXTREMELY HARD!!!

JP: MacBeth uses the apron to get on his feet. He is back up and he looks at the layed out Laps and he then turns around and looks at Kelly Laps. Oh noooo!!! And MacBeth slowly starts to walk into her direction!! Ooooh noooo!!!.....And look at the fear in Kelly's eyes!! She's in shock and in great fear and she tries to walk away,..she's stumbling, but she is walking away.....But then she bumps right into Jezebelle!! Jezebelle sneaked up behind her!!! And they trapped Kelly Laps!!! Jezebebelle grabbed her from behind now and Kelly is strugling to get out of her grip. But before she can do that, it is Ash and MacBeth who both help Jezebelle. MacBeth chuckles and he slaps Kelly in the face. Ooooh God!!!

ND: We then see that Ash lifts Kelly up over his shoulder and all three start to walk out of ringside!! Where are they going? What are they doing with Kelly Laps? Where are they taking her? What about this match??? They don't seem to care about this match as all three of them continue to walk out of ringside!!! Ash still got Kelly over his shoulder and MacBeth and Jezebelle walk out aswell. And Laps is still knocked out on the floor!! Poor guy!!!

JP: The three criminals now reach the top off the ramp and disappear behind the curtains. And thats also about the time that Drake Laps regains his consciousness. He gets up to his feet and he looks around him frantically and he sees no Kelly, he sees no MacBeth, he sees no Ash or Jezebelle!! Laps then grabs the referee by his throat and asks where they went. And the referee points to the ramp!! Drake Laps then starts to run up the ramp and he also disappears behind the curtains!

ND: Man...

JP: Yeah, what The Royal Family is doing tonight is insane!!

ND: No, I meant that I could see Kelly's panties when Ash lifted her on his shoulder.

(slap-ouch).

Winner: No contest


(The camera fades in backstage. Sean Orion is walking through the hall when he coems across a strange sight. Numerous duplicates of the picture of Alexander Glory that he tore up last week are layed out, one by one. Orion stomps his way across the first one, then heads down the hall, following the path. He comes to a stop at a dead end where Racheal stands. Narrowing his eyes, he spins quickly on his heel to find himself starring face to face with Scott Monroe. Before Orion can do anything, Monroe drives his forhead into Orions nose and knocks him backwards. Racheal steps around as Monroe extends his hand. Racheal reaches around her and pulls his twisted blade from its holster on her back. As Orion tries to rise, Monroe kicks him hard in the groin, sending him back down to the ground. He howls in pain as Monroe kneels before him, an almost sorry look etched upon his face).

Monroe ~ I didn't want to have to do this, you could have simply choose another path. No..you had to insult Alex and you had to insult the Family. You knew that I wouldn't let that lie, you knew that I would come for you, well now Sean, now I'm here. Here we are, face to face, your already down and to be honest, you'll soon be bleeding. So as you lay there and hold your crotch in your hands, answer me a question, was it worth it?

(Orion begins to raise his fist but Monroe quickly thrust the knife into the air, stopping him dead in his tracks).

Monroe ~ You know, Alexander was once arrested in connection with the murder of former E.W.C.L. president Saphio. Now consider that for a moment, I'm considered the one that can go over the edge, but Alex was the one arrested for murder. Well if he was capable of murder, what am I capable of?

Orion ~ F*ck you...

Monroe ~ Awww..tsk, tsk, tsk...I had hoped you wouldn't get vulgar in an attempt to save your shattered ego. However I have a little story for you, one I think you might like. You see, in veitnam, when they would catch an American P.O.W. they would torture them to make them talk. They had many horrible ways, but the one that has always and forever will stand out in my mind is a quite gruesome. They would take a small, almost tiny cilander of glass and shove it directly up the P.O.W.s penis. Then they would take a mallet and smash the glass inside of him.

(Orion begins to squirm hearing this as Monroe simply smiles his twisted grin).

Monroe ~ I always wanted to try that on someone. I always wanted to know what the effects would be if I took someone and destroyed everything that they were, because our basis of life is centered around our gender, so let me ask you this Orion..is your gender worth your fifteen minutes of fame?

(Monroe leans in close and sniffs the air. Racheal simply stands over them, starring down as Monroe begins to run the knife over Orions face. Slowly the blade cuts a small bit of flesh from Orions face, just enough for the blood to trickle freely. Monroe then leans forward slowly and catches the blood with his tounge. The red crimson stains his tounge ring as he repositions himself, coming to stare Sean Orion directly in the eyes).

Monroe ~ I can taste you fear Orion. Your attempt to make a name for yourself was neither noble nor honorable. If you ever, ever attempt anything like that again, I will personaly drag you out in front of the masses and crucify you, just as I did to Drake Laps, just as I will do to Cerberus. You will be one of the fallen heroes. Think before you act..it may save your life.

(With that Monroe drives an elbow into Orions face. As Orion starts to rise against him, Monroe extends the blade and slowly rises. Orion watches in anger as Monroe and Racheal disapear into the one of the many hallways. Orions rises quickly in an attempt to follow them, to find only abandonded hallways before him, as if Monroe and Racheal simply vanished into thin air).

(Commercials).


(We come back from the commercials and we see Nick Dangerous pacing around his locker room, he looks down on the phone which lies on the bench.)

Nick: RING DAMNIT!....RING!

(Nick gets pissed and throws his phone at the wall, shattering the phone into pieces, Erica then walks in the door.)

Erica: Nick? It's time to go.

Nick: What? Already?

Erica: Yes, let's go now!

Nick: Here it goes...

(Nick walks out of the locker room while craking his knuckles.)

(Fade out).


Sean Corvik vs. "The" Nick Dangerous - Cage Match

JP: Its time for the cage match. And time for a rematch from last week. Last week Corvik managed to get a win over Nick Dangerous. But it wasn't a 100% win as Corvik pulled the tights. Now its a cage match and well it can be one against one. So there is no way that anybody can interfere here. No way!

ND: Don't say that too loud with the Royal Family around. They can do anything if they want to, and you know it.

JP: I know.

ND: But wooohoo did you see Chris Christ on tv last week. Man it was good to see him again.

JP: Well he didn't look too good though.

ND: Hmm, he's taking it easy you know. Have some time off with his girl and all. Give it some time and his limp will be gone and he'll be back in the ring again. Give it a couple of months or so, then he's da man again.

JP: But I'm not sure if the EWCL can wait that long, because The Royal Family wants to destroy the federation, remember!!

ND: Yes I remember. Well there are others too you know. It doesn't always have to be The Messiah!! I know he's Gods son, but he can't do it all on his own!!

JP: ....You are right....But ok lets go to the introductions.

(Vanity or Perfection by Dimmu Borgir starts to blare over the pa system and Sean Corvik comes walking out to alot of boos. One half of the tagchampions makes his way to the ring and he climbs in and gets ready).

(Fire in the head by The Tea Party plays and "The" Nick Dangerous comes out from behind the curtains. The crowd cheers him on as Dangerous is one of the so called Freedom Fighters. Dangerous reaches the ring and he slides in and stares at Corvik).

(They then lower the cage and the referee explains the rules).

Ding ding ding.

JP: They have begun and Corvik and Dangerous start to circle eachother for about 6 seconds. They then stand still in the center of the ring and look eachother right in the eye. Nick Dangerous then looks at the crowd and shouts out ...." E W C L " and the crowd picks it up and starts to chant the name of the federation. Dangerous turns back towards Corvik, but Corvik connects with a big right hand. Dangerous staggers backwards and Corvik comes in and hands out a couple more of those right hands. Dangerous goes into the ropes and Corvik grabs Dangerous by the head and he drags him all the way to the other side of the ring and ...HE THROWS DANGEROUS HEADFIRST INTO THE CAGE!!

ND: Ok, that made the crowd stop with chanting quickly. And Corvik holds on to Dangerous his head and drag him to the other side again and ...WHAMMM....throws Dangerous for a second time into the steelcage!!! And Dangerous goes down!! Corvik grins and he pulls Dangerous to his feet. He then chops him three times to the chest and whips Dangerous into the ropes. The Canadian comes off and Corvik takes him down with a shoulderblock. Corvik follows that up with stomping down on his opponent numerous times. He finally picks Dangerous up again and sends him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Corvik goes for a backdrop, but Dangerous saw it coming and counters with a swinging neckbreaker!!

JP: And the crowd gets back in the match again!! Dangerous crawls to his feet and he grabs Corvik and now he hands out a series of shots. He then irish whips him and when Corvik comes off he does an overhead belly to belly suplex!!! That looked good!! Dangerous quickly to the second rope and he dives off for a kneedrop and hits it!! Dangerous picks Corvik up and he then executes a Russian Legsweep. Dangerous follows that up with dragging Corvik to his feet and handing out a right hand to his forehead. Dangerous whips Corvik, but Corvik reverses the whip and Dangerous goes into a corner. And Corvik charges right in after and he clotheslines Dangerous in the corner!!

ND: Corvik now lifts Dangerous on the topturnbuckle and climbs on aswell. Corvik grabs Dangerous and ....HE SUPERPLEXES HIM TO THE MAT!!!.....Ooooooh that must have hurt Nicks back badly. Dangerous is layed out and Corvik gets up and he starts to climb the cage. The first time in the match that someone attempts to climb the cage. Corvik takes his time and he is up a few steps. But behind him it is Dangerous who managed to get back up. And he also climbs the cage behind Corvik...and he grabs Corvik, waistlocks him and ....TOSSING GERMAN SUPLEXES CORVIK HALFWAY OFF THE CAGE TO THE MAT!! Good God!!! And both men are knocked out from that move!! Both made a bad fall!!

JP: After about 10 seconds it is Dangerous who is the first one to get back up again. He goes over to Corvik and pulls him to his feet. He then drags him over to the side and he starts to ramm his head into the steelcage.....1....2.....3.....4......5.......6.......7.......8.......9.....10.....The crowd counts along and Dangerous then lifts Corvik up and bodyslamms him to the canvas. Dangerous then with a couple of kicks to the head and chestarea. But Corvik fights it off and he gets back to his feet again. Corvik fights back and he comes in with a right hand, but Dangerous blocks it and he grabs Corvik by the arm and throws him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and he ducks the forearm, comes off the opposite ropes and ...FLYING BULLDOG ON DANGEROUS!!!

ND: Corvik then turns Dangerous around and he hooks in a standing figure four!! Thats what he did last week aswell. Last week Corvik constantly worked on Dangerous his left leg!! He could do that again tonight, coz then it will be harder for Nick to climb the cage. But right now he got Dangerous in that standing figure four and it hurts!! But Corvik can't win the match like this. I mean Dangerous can't tap out of it. Ok it hurts, but he can't lose the match this way. Now after about half a minute Corvik lets go and he grabs Dangerous by the hair. Corvik sends Dangerous into the ropes and when he comes off he does a forward rolling leg scissor takedown!! And yeah he is working on that left leg again!!

JP: Real smart by Corvik. But then again he isn't a multiple champion for nothing. Corvik picks Dangerous up again and ...THEOPHANY!!!...Thats his Death Valley Driver!!!...And Corvik now gets up to his feet and he starts to climb the cage again. This could be it right here. Sean Corvik climbing the cage. He gets up halfway now and ......Dangerous is getting up only now!!! Is he able to stop Corvik??!!!.....Corvik has almost reached the top now, but Dangerous is also climbing the cage now and ...and......he grabs a hold of Corviks leg!!! He got the leg and he holds on to it like no tomorrow!!!...Dangerous then manages to climb up even higher, but he still holds on to that leg!! He gets up equally as Corvik and he punches him into the midsection.

ND: Corvik then tries to kick Dangerous off and ...HE DOES IT....CORVIK KICKS DANGEROUS OFF OF HIM AND DANGEROUS FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT....BUT CORVIK ALSO LOST HIS BALANCE AND HE ALSO FALLS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!....So both wrestlers are knocked out cold on the mat right now! And we can start all over again!!! Who's gonna be the first to get back up here? Is it gonna be Dangerous or is it gonna be Corvik?....Thats what it is all about!!.....And after about 15 seconds it is Corvik who is the first to get back up. And he grabs Dangerous and he whips him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and he slides through Corviks legs and ....HE LIFTS CORVIK UP AND DOES A SPINNING SAMOAN DROP!!!

JP: Thats one of Nick's trademark moves!! Dangerous moves over to the cage and now it is his turn to try and climb it. He climbs it in the corner and he has reached the topturnbuckle by now. He climbs up higher, but at that moment Corvik gets up and he runs over to the corner and also starts to climb it. He reaches up next to Dangerous and he pulls him off the cage and ....BACKDROP SUPLEX!!!......OOOOOOH THAT BACK!!! NICKS BACK!!!.....Dangerous landed right on his back there!!!...But a fall like that takes alot out of anybody. Also out of Corvik and Corvik is slowly moving back up now. He uses the ropes to get to his feet and he finally does so. He goes over to Dangerous and picks him up and slaps him in the face.

ND: Corvik then grabs Dangerous by the head and does a snappmare. Corvik follows that up with going to the toprope and .....HE MOONSAULTS OFF OF IT ON DANGEROUS!!!.....What a moonsault!!! ....And Dangerous is not moving at all. This is the chance for Corvik to end it for good. And Corvik is getting ready for his Insanity's Embrace as he stomps the mat with his foot!! Dangerous gets to his feet and Corvik charges in on him, wanting to go for the Insanity's Embrace, ...........but..........DANGEROUS DUCKS IT .....AND HE KICKS CORVIK IN THE GUT AND .....DANGER DRIVER!!!.......HE HIT CORVIK WITH THE DANGER DRIVER....And Corvik is out of it!!! This is the big chance for Dangerous to win this thing. And Dangerous starts to climb the cage now, while Corvik is still layed out in the ring. Dangerous is halfway up the cage now.

(But all of a sudden we see that Scott Monroe, Exile and MacBeth walk down the aisle to ringside. And the three other members of the Royal Family reach the cage).

JP: What does that scum want?

ND: Apparently they are threatening Dangerous not to climb out of the cage!! And it seems to be working!!! Dangerous stopped climbing the cage and he is now even climbing down again!! Oh my!! And Dangerous is now back on the mat again!!! How on earth can he ever win this match then?? Its not possible!! Just not possible!!

(At that moment My Sacrifice by Creed starts to play and "The Messiah" Chris Christ comes limping out from the back. The crowd goes nuts from the excitement as they see the former Universal Champion walk out from behind. Christ walks with a major limp and it takes him some time to reach ringside).

ND: YESS!! THE MESSIAH...THE MESSIAH IS BACK!!...HE HAS RETURNED!!!...

JP: But what can he do Neil? He's still injured!! Look at the Family? The Family is laughing at Christ. They are mocking his limp!!! This is bad!!

ND: But Christ is willing to fight them!! Thats brave!!

JP: Or incredibly stupid!!

(Christ reaches the Family and he even signals to them to bring it on and fight them. But the Family is still only laughing at him. But at that moment we see that Cerberus, Drake Laps and Blade run in from the back!!).

JP: HAHAHA!!! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW HUH!!!....

ND: YESS!!!.......Cerberus, Laps and Blade run out and they chase off The Royal Family. Laps obviously is going for MacBeth, while Blade goes for his brother Exile and Cerberus is going for Scott Monroe. Its all very clear who wants a piece of who!!! But its not turning into a brawl as Cerberus, Blade and Laps chase the Family members out of ringside!!!

JP: And Dangerous has been looking at all of it from inside the ring. And he makes a fist and nodds towards Chris Christ. Christ is still at ringside right now. He's the only one left at ringside!! Dangerous then turns back towards Corvik, and ..,.,.....OOOOOOOOH INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!! ....SEAN CORVIK USED THE TIME TO GET BACK UP AGAIN AND NOW HE HIT DANGEROUS WITH THAT VISCIOUS SUPERKICK!!!.......Dangerous fell down to the mat and Corvik slowly is going over to the side!! He's still in pain from that Danger Driver. Corvik grabs the cage and he starts to climb it. We see that Christ is shouting out to Dangerous to get up!!

ND: Common Nick, thats whats Christ is shouting!! Get up you motherfucker!!

JP: Thats not what Christ is shouting!!!...Hmmmm....well actually it is!!

ND: Christ then grabs something from under the ring and he throws it into the ring!! AND ITS....ITS NICKS HOCKEY STICK!!!.....And Nicks notices it and he climbs back on his feet again!!! Christ then is distracting the referee and at that moment Dangerous goes over to Corvik, and ....WHAMMMMMM...he nails Corvik in the back with that hockey stick!!!....AND CORVIK FALLS OFF THE CAGE TO THE MAT!!!....And while Christ is still talking to the referee Dangerous swings the hockey stick again and ...BAMMMMMMMM.....BAMMMMMMM.....BAMMMMMMM.....hits Corvik again and again and again with it!!

JP: Dangerous then quickly shoves the hockey stick out of the ring and he picks Corvik up and ......DANGER DRIVER!!!....A SECOND DANGER DRIVER!!!.....And Dangerous now goes to the cage and starts to climb it. He is halfway now and still no sign of Corvik. He gets higher and higher... Dangerous now reaches the top off the cage and Corvik is still out. And Dangerous climbs over the top now and starts to climb down....Only a few more steps to go and .....and.....HE HAS DONE IT!!....Dangerous has done it and climbed out of the cage and he won this cage match!!! Dangerous has done it for himself and for the EWCL!!!

ND: And Christ goes over to him and he padds Dangerous on the shoulder. Thats something remarkable. Christ then lifts Dangerous his right hand in the air and the crowd cheers them on loudly!! The two then walk out of ringside!!

JP: Great, great, great!!! They did it!!! The Family can be beaten!! Dangerous showed it!!!

(Commercials).

Winner: Nick Dangerous


(We come back from the commercials and Fuck it by Seether hits and Exile comes out to a chorus of boos but when Exile is seen dragging a bloodied Andrea down the ramp the crowd goes eerily silent. Exile gets down to the ring and picks up Andrea and rolls her into the ring. Exile then climbs up the stairs and into the ring. He walks over and asks for a mic).

Exile: No boos?

(The crowd remains silent as Exile props up Andrea on her knees, but still unconscious).

Exile: Morons don't even know when to boo a guy. OH! I bet your wondering about my friend here. Well EWCL fans, this is Andrea, she was my dear brother's fianc�e, he loves her very much. My brother is also a damn moron. This girl hurt him more than any wrestler ever could. Mikey, this is my present to you.

(I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB screams over the speakers and the fans get on their feet cheering as Blade runs down the ramp and stops right before the ring. He screams at a tech guy for a mic).

Exile: MIKEY! THERE YOU ARE! I was looking for you!

Blade: Let her go Chris�.

Exile: Aw cmon Mikey, where the fun in that?

Blade: LET HER GO!!!!

Exile: What are you so worried about? OH this?

(Exile holds up the kendo stick).

Blade: YOUR SICK CHRIS!

Exile: Aw cmon Mikey! I'm not going to hit her, that would make me a really sadistic son of a bitch�.oh wait I am a sadistic son of a bitch

(Exile rears back and cracks the kendo stick over Andrea's head causing her to fall over in the ring).

Exile: Whoops, it slipped

(Blade rushes the ring but Corvik and Monroe jump out from either side of the ramp and grab Blade. Blade drills Corvik and Monroe, keeping them at bay and advancing to the ring. Corvik charges Blade and Blade attempts to throw him over his shoulder but Monroe grabs Blades head and crashing it into his knee. Blade stumbles backwards and Corvik clotheslines him to the ground. Corvik and Monroe pick up Blade by the arms and hold him up to face Exile who is grinning like a fool. Blade tries to fight them but they hold him back).

Exile: Damn, I guess I came prepared. I really didn't mean to hit her Mikey, the stick is just all slippery from Nick and�

(xile cracks the stick over Andrea's ribs).

Exile: OH DAMMIT! THERE IT GOES AGAIN!

(lade shoves Corvik and Monroe forward but they still are able to hold him back some).

Exile: Damn�Im really sorry Mikey, I know how much you love her, you gotta be thinking the worst of me and�.

(xile drills her with the stick again).

Exile: Dammit, maybe I should just put this thing down.

(Exile brings the stick down on Andrea's back).

Exile: Okay that was the last time I promise

(Exile cracks her in the back of the head once more).

Exile: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I lied.

(Blade is fighting with all his might to get free of Corvik and Monroes grip but they hold steadfast)

Blade: IM GOING TO KILL YOU CHRIS!! IM GOING TO KILL YOU!

Exile: And you talk and you talk and you talk

(Exile climbs out of the ring)

Exile: Youd think coming from the same gene pool as me, you would've had SOME entertainment value

(Exile shoves the kendo stick into Blade's stomach and Corvik and Monroe let go as Blade doubles over).

Exile: I guess that's just not the case

(Exile cracks the stick behind Blade's neck).

Exile: Clean your bitch up, Ill see you in the ring.

(Corvik Monroe and Exile head up the ring laughing as Blade uses every bit of energy he has to climb up the ring to check on Andrea).

(Fade out).


Blade(c) vs. Exile - EWCL Title

JP: What a monster!! Exile is just a monster!! A big bad monster.

ND: Yes, yes we get the picture.

JP: Exile and Blade, Chris Lemke and Michael Lemke. Two brothers, the same blood! But now standing face to face!! How on earth could this happen? How could it all end up like this? How has it been possible that two brothers, family, are now standing face to face like this? I got no answers to all of that!!

ND: It happens. Even the best families got their problems.

JP: So now lets go to the introductions.

(Fuck it by Seether plays and Exile comes walking out to alot of boos. The Family member walks to the ring and all we hear are boos, immensely. Exile seems like it and he grins slightly and slides in the ring waist for his brother).

(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly. Blade then comes out and unlike usually he is already in his wrestling attire and he runs to the ring. He reaches the ring and slides in and is ready to fight).

Ding ding ding.

JP: But Exile is ready for it aswell as he is not even letting Blade get to his feet. Immediately when Blade slided into the ring, Exile moved in and started to kick and stomp down on him. Blade can't even get on his feet here!! He wants to and he tries to, but Exile keeps him on the mat with those kicks!! He plants his boot continously into Blade's back. Exile now stops and he pulls Blade to his feet. Exile then backs off and he stares at his younger brother. Exile waits till Blade caught his breath and he then taunts him a bit. And we can actually hear him say "I'm sorry, little brother".

ND: Exile and Blade then exchange some more words and Blade moves over to Exile and he shoves him. And Exile responds with a shove of his own. Exile throws it again, but Blade blocks it and throws in another right hand. Blade follows that up with a kick to the gut and an forearm!! Exile staggers to a corner, but Blade follows him with a series of right hands. Exile then stops this as he rakes Blade into the eyes. He then gets in four good right hands of his own on Blade. Exile then whips Blade into the ropes and goes for a backdrop. But Blade counters by hooking his brother into a piledriver!!! Oooh yes!! And Blade goes for the cover, .....1...........................................................................2.............................but a kickout by Exile.

JP: Blade locks Exile up in a front facelock!! He holds this move for about a minute before Exile makes it to his feet. And Exile shows some good strength and he picks up Blade and he ramms him into the turnbuckle backfirst!! Exile then goes to work with right hands mixed in with some kicks to the midsection of Blade. Exile tries to whip Blade into the opposite corner, but Blade reverses it and Exile goes into the corner himself!! Blade charges in but Exile picks him up and throws him into the corner!! And Blade's head hits the corner headfirst!!! And Exile follows that up with a clothesline when Blade turns around!! Exile is definately looking strong tonight!! But then again he has been like a maniac all week. All week, well better say ever since he returned to the EWCL.

ND: And Exile now goes to the outside and he gets a steelchair from the bell ringer. He comes in with it and when Blade gets up,,,,,,WHAMMMMMMMMM....he nails him in the head with it. And Blade goes down to the mat. Exile then takes the top off the steelchair and he puts it to Blade's throat and chokes him like that. The ref tries to stop Exile, but Exile only shoves the referee away. Finally Exile lets go off the choke and he then drags Blade to the center of the ring. Exile then goes into the ropes and he comes off, still holding the steelchair, and he does a legdrop on Blade. But just before he hits Blade, he puts the chair under his leg!! And so the steelchair crashes into Blade's face!! Oh man!!

JP: And Exile is going for the cover right now, .....1......................................................................................2..............................................kickout by Blade!! How could he kick out of that!! Exile grabs Blade right away and he hooks in a chinlock!! And Exile holds on to that chinlock for awhile!! But Blade makes it to his feet and he hits Exile with two quick elbows to the midsection!! Blade then hits the ropes and he levels his brother with a RUNNING BIG BOOT!!! Blade pumps himeslf up again and he picks Exile up and throws him into the ropes. Exile comes off and Blade grabs him and executes a huge sidewalk slam!!!....Blade really on fire now as he picks up Exile and quickly DDT's him to the mat again!!

ND: And now its his turn to do some choking. He drags Exile over to the ropes and he places him under the bottom rope. He then places his boot on the bottom ropes and he starts to choke Exile that way!! The referee makes the count till 5, and a few seconds later Blade lets go off the chokehold. Blade then looks to the other side off the ring and he notices that steelchair. The referee tries to stop him, but Blade goes over to it and picks it up. He unfolds it and sets it up in the ring. Blade then moves over to his brother and he throws him into the ropes. Exile comes off, and at the same moment Blade comes off the ropes aswell and ...HE DOES A BULLDOG ON THE STEELCHAIR!!

JP: Exile's head collided into that unfolded chair!! Great move by Blade!!! And Blade drags Exile off the chair now and he hooks his leg for the cover, ........1.................................................................................2.........................................but Exile kicks out of it. Blade then picks Exile up and after a shot to the chest he sends him into the corner. Exile goes in backfirst and Blade charges in and he splashes on top off Exile!!! OOOH!!! What a big splash!!! Blade back on the mat and he kicks Exile a couple of times into the midsection. Exile stumbles out of the corner and Blade turns him around and executes a FULL NELSON SLAM!!! ...And another cover attempt, .....1.............................................................2........................................but another kickout.

ND: Blade grabs Exile, but oooooh Exile with a lowblow!! And Blade falls down to one knee. Exile goes into the ropes and he comes off and ...ROCKER DROPPER!!! And Blade went down!!! Exile grabs Blade by the head and he drags his forehead over the toprope! I don't know if it hurts, but it looks a bit painful. Exile then drags Blade over to the corner and he ramms Blade's head five times into the topturnbuckle. Exile follows that up with grabbing Blade and executing a german suplex!!! Exile taunts his brother a bit and he then stomps on him some more.

JP: Exile then picks Blade up and he irish whips him and Blade flies backfirst into a corner!!! .....Exile charges in after, but ....oooooooooh.....Blade lifts his leg up and Exile goes facefirst into the leg!! Exile staggers backwards and Blade lifts him up and does a reverse atomic drop!!! And if that isn't enough Blade flies in with a SPEAR THAT TAKES EXILE TOTALLY TO THE MAT!!! Blade for the cover, .....1.........................................................................................2.......................................but a kickout!! Exile kicked out of it!!! Amazingly!!! Blade shakes his head and he then picks his brother up, but ooooooh Exile with a small package for the cover himself, .....1.............................................................2..........kickout!! That was close!!

ND: Blade and Exile now both up again and they start to trade punches back and forth again. Exile hits Blade with a right hand and Blade returns the favour and hits one of his own. The two then go into the ropes and Exile then irish whips Blade into the opposite ropes. Blade comes off and he ducks Exile's forearm, stops behind and drags Exile to the mat by his left leg and .....HE HOOKS IN HIS ANKLELOCK!!! And Exile is shouting it out from the pain right now!!! But is he gonna tap out?!? Is he???!!! I don't think so, coz he is still holding on to it!! And whats he doing?? HE IS TRYING TO REVERSE IT ........AND.....EXILE HAS REVERSED THE ANKLELOCK!!

JP: And now it is Blade who is in pain!!! Now it is Exile who is in charge and Blade with the pain. But Blade is not tapping out either!! Instead he is trying to reach the ropes!!! He's not that far away!! Blade reaches out.......and after about 20 seconds in the anklelock, he manages to grab the ropes and to break the count!!! Exile lets go and he picks up Blade and he then sarcastically kicks Blade to the left knee!! The knee that has been damaged several times in his career!! Thats bad!! Thats really bad!! Its his own brother dammit!!! Blade falls down to one knee again. But Exile picks him back up and sends him into the ropes. Blade comes off and Exile with a powerslam!!!....And the cover, .......1...............................................................................2..............................kickout!! It's still not over yet!!

ND: Exile takes Blade and he drags him over to the corner. He then lifts him up and bodyslamms him to the mat. That gives Exile the time to climb the toprope!! He climbs to the topturnbuckle and then looks down at his brother!!! ...AND EXILE LEAPS OFF FOR A LEGDROP.....BUT OOOOOOH BLADE GETS UP IN TIME AND HE GRABS EXILE"S LEG OUT OF THE AIR AND TURNS IT INTO ANOTHER ANKLELOCK!!! And this could be more serious than the anklelock we saw earlier!! Blade got it hooked in good, but Exile is trying to go for the ropes!! He's not that far away from them so its possible to reach them. The referee asks if Exile wants to tap out, but he shakes no. Exile reaches for the ropes and ......he got them!!...And Blade has to stop this attempt!!!

JP: Blade then pulls Exile to his feet and he throws him into the ropes. Exile comes off and Blade grabs him with both hands in a chokeslam position. But Exile counters with a jawbreaker!!! Ouch!!! Blade never seen that one coming at all!!! Blade is checking his chin, and in the meantime Exile bounces himself in the ropes and he comes off and does a flying forearm and he lands on top off Blade!! And the cover, .........1........................................................................2.................................but a kickout!! Blade kicked out and Exile grabs him by the head.

ND: This is what you get when you have to brothers in the ring!!! Exile takes Blade and he throws him into the ropes. Blade comes off and Exile goes for his ..OUTCAST......BUT BLADE BLOCKS IT, AND HE KICKS EXILE INTO THE GUT AND .....DEATHS EMBRACE!!!....HE COUNTERED WITH HIS OWN FINISHER!!.....AND IS THIS IT???!!!??? ....BLADE FOR THE COVER, AND. .............1.............................................................................................2...............................................................................3........YES, BLADE GETS THE WIN OVER HIS BROTHER HERE!! WHAT A WIN!!!! OUT OF NOWHERE HE GETS THE WIN!!! EXILE WENT FOR THE OUTCAST, BUT WHAT HAPPEND WAS DEATHS EMBRACE!!

(And Blade gets on his feet again and he raises his hands in the air and the crowd cheers him on. The referee then comes in and he hands the EWCL Title over to Blade. Blade wants to climb out of the ring, but he hesitates and then turns around towards his brother. Exile got back on his knees and Blade moves over to him).

JP: Whats going on?

ND: Blade wants to know "WHY"? ...."Why did Exile do that to Andrea?" ....Why did he do it?".........We then see that Exile gets to his feet and he smiles to his brother and he then reaches out his hand.

JP: What the hell!!! His hand??!?!?

ND: Exile reached out his hand to his brother and Blade looks around and listens to the crowd. The crowd says "Don't do it". But Blade doesn't know what to do!! He hesitates and he then reaches out to Exile's hand!! ...BUT OOOOOHHH EXILE GRABS BLADE'S HAND, PULLS HIM TOWARDS HIM AND ......OUTCAST!!!.....EXECUTES THE OUTCAST TO HIS BROTHER!!!!! OOOOH GODDD!!!

(Exile now stands over the fallen Blade. Exile holds up the title then throws it down on top of Blade. Exile picks up a mic).

Exile: YOU THINK I WANT THAT?! YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR STUPID TITLE! HELL NO! SALVAGE WHAT DIGNITY YOU HAVE LEFT! IM STRIPPING YOU OF SOMETHING MUCH MORE! IM STRIPPING YOU OF THE ONLY THING YOU DO HAVE IN THIS BUISNESS! IM STRIPPING YOU OF YOUR NAME!

(Ash, Macbeth's manservant comes down to the ring and helps pick up Blade and puts him in the turnbuckle. Ash hands Exile two pair of handcuffs and Exile locks Blades hands in each side of the turnbuckle ropes).

Exile: You've leached off my success, my fame, my accomplishments for far too long. You're on your own now. Why not try to figure out how to get your head out of my ass and do something on your own. You know what? Your going to fuck it up anyway so I might as well just speed up the process for you. You want to clean the up the gene pool, then the best thing to do is to burn out the waste.

(Ash tosses Exile a metal container and bottle of lighter fluid. Exile fills up the container with the lighter fluid and Ash tosses him a matchbook. Exile strikes a match throws it in the container which springs to life flickering with flame Ash goes under the ring and tosses Exile a duffel bag).

Exile: So many years we were tortured Mikey, but you never really experienced the pain that I had to. I saved you. I was always there to protect you from him. From his attacks, verbal and physical. Look at this now, Im through protecting you from everyone. Im tired of it. Im tired of you never having to deal with being called pathetic or weak. YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE FOR ME MICHEAL! YOU NEVER KNEW! But your about to. Your about to forever know what it feels like to be weak Micheal. Everytime you look at yourself you're going to feel my pain, your going to see what I see.

(Exile opens up the long duffel bag and pulls out a large iron branding rod. Exile dips it in the flames. The crowd hushes to see what Exile is about to do. Exile picks up the now red hot branding iron and holds it up for all to see).

Exile: Welcome to the burn Mikey.

(Exile thrusts the iron into Micheals chest as a small pillar of smoke comes from his chest).

Blade: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

(Exile removes the iron from Blades chest and Blade passes out from the pain. Exile puts the iron back in the fire and stares at his brother. Exile shakes his head and leaves the ring as the fans just are shocked at what they just saw. The EMT's flood the ring to check on the handcuffed Blade as the camera man zooms in on the brand. One word on Micheals chest: Weak. The camera stays focused on this as the show fades to commercial).

JP: Oh God!!

(Commercials).

Winner: Blade


(The camera fades in on Racheal walking through the backstage area. After a few moments, she comes to stand before Cerberus locker room. Smirking to herself for a moment, she reaches into her pocket and pulls a small smoke bomb from within. Lighting it quickly, she tosses into his locker room. Moments later Cerberus comes bounding from within, attempting to escape the smoke, confused as to what's going on. He stops dead in his tracks upon seeing her. She simply raises her hand and points behind him. Cerberus spins quickly but just in time to catch a wooden baseball bat to his chest. Cerberus falls the ground, landing on his stomach and gasping for breath. Monroe quickly applies the katahajime, a submission choke, then pulls back hard, trying to choke the life from him).

Racheal ~ I told you not mess with Scott...but you didn't listen.

(Monroe continues to choke Cerberus until security and finally comes and breaks up the altercation. Monroe finally releases the hold and rises slowly, starring down at Cerberus for a moment, before simply turning his back upon him. Racheal and Monroe then clasp hands and simply walk away, nothing strange to them).

(Commercials).


Scott Monroe(c) vs. Cerberus - Universal Title

JP: What a night has it been so far. What a night!! Its been action ever since the beginning a few hours ago. But its not over yet. We have yet to come our main event match. The match between Scott Monroe and Cerberus. The Universal Champion against the Extreme Champion. But only the Universal Title is on the line. Monroe wanted to Cerberus put his title on the line aswell, but Cerberus refused. He had all the right to refuse that.

ND: But on the other hand Cerberus did agree to the stipulation that Monroe asked for. Namely a Cruxifixion Match.!! Now what on earth is a Cruxifixion match??

JP: Hmm, basically it means that there is a cross on the ramp and after the three count you have to pin your opponent to the cross. Pretty macabre, ain't it.

ND: Hell yeah. Like I said when we started this show, the only person I liked to see with her legs spread up the cross is....

JP: NEIL!!!...DON'T!!

ND: ....ok...ok..

JP: Its Cerberus against Scott Monroe. Can Cerberus pull it off and beat Scott Monroe, thats what we all want to know. Is he able to win in his first PPV Main Event match. Can Cerberus take the pressure? All sorts of questions. We know that Monroe is the Universal Champion. We also know that he is a former IWF ICON champion. He captured the biggest titles in both the IWF and the EWCL. That means something. That really means something. This guy is topclass. Its gonna be one hell of a job for Cerberus.

ND: I know it is. Lets just hope that Cerberus fights for the entire EWCL and wants to make it happen to beat the champion of the Family.

JP: Now it is time.

(Fuel by Metallica starts to play over the speakers and Cerberus comes out from the back. The crowd goes wild as "The Armageddon" makes his appearance. The Extreme Champion stands still on the top off the ramp and looks at the cross. He then starts to make his way down the aisle to the ring. On his way he greets some of the fans. He makes it to the ring and slides in).

(The arena falls into darkness, silence fills the air).

Voice ~You think he might be pushed over the edge?
Exile ~ With Monroe there is no edge, that's what I like about him though.
Voice ~ Would he kill?
Exile ~ Are you scared?
Voice ~ I always am.
Exile ~ Then I wouldn't want to ask that question for fear of the answer.

(A slow pounding guitar begins to fill the arena as Golgotha tenement blues by Machines of Loving Grace begins to echo from the P.A. A bright spotlight falls atop the entrance ramp as Racheal steps forth, the E.W.C.L. Universal championship strapped around her waist. Extending her arms in the mock crucifixition, she stands there for a moment, then words ring out through the arena, grizzly and cold).

I am city, I am the park, I am glow in the mother fucking dark
I'm shocked and I seethe
I don't want to believe
No more....no more....never...
(Scott Monroe steps from the darkness and wraps his arms around Racheal, kissing her gently on the back of the head, then the two make their way towards the ring. Racheal climbs the steel steps and stands on the apron as Monroe pulls himself up. Holding the ropes open, she steps through and he follows. Slumping in the far corner, Monroe sits there as Racheal removes the Universal championship from around her waist and holds it aloft in the air. Turning slowly she then moves to the corner and seats herself between his legs, the Universal championship slung over her shoulder).

(Racheal then takes the title and climbs out of the ring, while Monroe stares at her while she does that).

(The referee explains the rules to this match, but none of the two wrestlers are listening to the referee).

Ding ding ding.

JP: The bell has rung and Monroe corners Cerberus right away and starts to beat down on him in the corner!!! Cerberus is overwhelmed and tries to fight Monroe off, but the Universal Champion is too agressive!! Monroe nails Cerberus with a couple of shots to the head in the corner and he then drags him out of there and smacks him some more!! Cerberus holds on to the ropes, but Monroe drags him off the ropes and lifts Cerberus up and bodyslamms him to the mat!!! Monroe then climbs through the ropes to the apron and .....HE GRABS THE ROPES AND LEAPS OVER THE TOPROPE AND DOES A SUMMERSAULT LEGDROP ON CERBERUS!!!

ND: I didn't know that Monroe could do things like that!!

JP: Hey, he's a martial arts expert. He can do anything involving kicks, legdrops, etc.

ND: Cerberus crawls back up, but Monroe comes in and ....STIFF ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OFF CERBERUS!! And Cerberus falls down again!! And Monroe turns him on his back and goes for the cover, .......1........................................................................2..............................but a kickout by Cerberus. Monroe then picks up Cerberus and he grabs him by the arm and does a short arm clothesline!!! And again Monroe goes for the cover, but like before he only gets a two count!! Is Cerberus ready for this match? Thats the question we can ask now. Isn't this too much for him here? The main event at a show like this!

JP: Maybe Neil. Maybe. Monroe know grabs Cerberus from behind and he hooks in a headlock. He then pulls Cerberus to his feet and irish whips him. But Cerberus reverses the whip and throws Monroe into the ropes himself. Cerberus goes into the opposite ropes himself and he comes off and he hits Monroe with a flying back elbow!! OOOOH!!! AND CERBERUS quickly picks Monroe up again and he sends him into the ropes again!!! Monroe comes off and ....CERBERUS WITH A DROPKICK AND MONROE GOES IN AND OVER THE TOPROPE!!!

ND: HOLY SHIT!!! I THINK THAT ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS!! I think Cerberus is ready! He just needed a bit of time to adapt to this atmosphere and his opponent!! Monroe landed on the outside and Cerberus rushes towards the ropes and ......HE DIVES THROUGH THE SECOND AND TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND TAKES MONROE TO THE CONCRETE!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! That will teach the Universal Champion!! Now Monroe knows that this isn't gonna be a push over. Its not gonna be an easy fight for him!!

JP: But we can conclude that this match started out strong and fast right from the beginning. It could have been slow and checking eachother out, but instead they both went at it and are showing everything they got here. But back to the outside. Cerberus is now getting back to his feet and he climbs back into the ring. Scott Monroe now also gets back up and he climbs onto the apron. Cerberus tries to knock Monroe off the apron again, but Monroe blocks the shot and ...HE GOES FOR A SUNSET FLIP!!! Monroe for the cover, .......1.....................................................................2..............................but Cerberus with a kickout!!!....Monroe and Cerberus get up at the same time now and Monroe takes Cerberus, kicks him in the gut and then follows up with a roundhouse kick that hits Cerberus hard into the back off the head!!

ND: Oh God!!! Another stiff kick!!! Monroe picks Cerberus up now and he throws him into a corner!! Cerberus goes in backfirst and Monroe charges in on him and ...HE ENDS UP WITH A KICK TO CERBERUS HIS HEAD!!!...He really likes those kicks, doesn't he!!! And Monroe now grabs Cerberus by the head and he drags him over to the ropes. He points to the concrete and ...HE THEN THROWS CERBERUS TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Yes, its payback time!! Cerberus through Monroe to the concrete and now Monroe returns the favour!! Yes thats the kind of guy that he is!! If you do it to him, then you can expect it back.

JP: Cerberus lands on the concrete and Monroe bounces into the ropes, comes off and .....LEAPS OVER THE TOPROPE FOR A SUMMERSAULT PLANCHA AND TAKES CERBERUS DOWN TO THE FLOOR AGAIN!!!.....GOOD GODDD!!!!...What are these two guys putting eachother into??!?!?!? Monroe and Cerberus are both on the ground now and it is the Universal Champion who is the first one to get back up. He grabs Cerberus and he drags him over to the guardrail and ..he smashes his head hard into it!! Monroe then places Cerberus backfirst against the guardrail. He takes a few steps back and he charges in on him and does a shouldertackle!! OOOH THAT MUST HAVE HURT!!

ND: And now it is Monroe who rolls back into the ring again. He goes to a corner and he waits till Cerberus gets back to his feet again. After about 10 seconds Cerberus is back up and he gets back on the apron again. But at that moment Monroe rushes over to that side of the ring and he starts to nail Cerberus in the head with punches!! He then grabs Cerberus and he wants to suplex Cerberus into the ring!! But Cerberus reverses it and lands on his feet behind Monroe!! Oh Yess!!! AND CERBERUS HITS MONROE TO THE BACK QUICKLY AND THEN HE LIFTS HIM UP AND DOES A GERMAN SUPLEX!! And he holds on to it for the pin, .............1...............................................................................2............................but Monroe kicks out of it.

JP: Cerberus now grabs Monroe by the head and pulls him to his feet. He then hands out a few shots to the head and he then irish whips him into a corner!! Monroe goes in backfirst and Cerberus charges in after and ....HE DROPKICKS MONROE INTO THE FACE IN THAT CORNER!!! OH MY GODDD!!! WHAT A MATCH!!! And what a dropkick!! I think the Dropkick King himself would have been proud of that dropkick!! And Cerberus now drags Monroe out of that corner. He lifts him up and he bodyslams him to the mat. Cerberus then jumps on the topturnbuckle and ...SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!!!.....And he hits it!! And Cerberus for the cover, ...........1............................................................................2..........................................................but a kickout by the champion!!

ND: Cerberus thought he had the win here. He thought he was a double champion right here!! Cerberus now pulls Monroe to his feet and he goes for a sidekick!! But Monroe catches the leg....but Cerberus counters with an ENZIGURI AND HITS MONROE RIGHT TO THE BACK OFF THE HEAD!!!...Cerberus also knows how to kick!! Oh yes, he does!! Cerberus picks Monroe up by the head and he whips him, but this time Monroe reverses the whip. Cerberus comes off the ropes and .....OOOOOH MONROE ALMOST TOOK CERBERUS HIS HEAD OFF WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE!!! I think Cerberus made a 360 there!! Did you see that?!?

JP: But you know what this means. This means that Monroe is getting back in control again. Monroe to his feet again and he takes Cerberus and he lifts him up and executes a Northern Lights suplex!! The referee for the count, ........1........................................................................2.............but The Armageddon kicks out of it in time!! But Monroe is not stopping and he turns Cerberus on his stomache and he hooks in a cobra clutch submission!! Painful move! Very painful move!!! And the referee checks on Cerberus if he want to give up!! But he's not!! And Cerberus reaches for the ropes that are near to him. And he grabs them and he escaped from that cobra clutch!! Good for him!! Monroe stares to Racheal for a moment and he then stomps Cerberus to the back off the head two times.

ND: Monroe then starts to climb the toprope. He gets on the topturnbuckle, but at that moment Cerberus gets up and he bounces into the ropes and Monroe loses his balance and he falls crotchfirst onto the topturnbuckle!! OUCH!!!....NO FUN FOR RACHEAL TONIGHT!!! ....Cerberus grabs Monroe's head and .....HE DRAGS MONROE OF THE TOPROPE AND DDT'S HIM TO THE MAT!! WHAT A MOVE!!!.....And Cerberus going for the cover, ......1.............................................................................2.................................but Monroe kicks out of it!! Cerberus now takes his time and he then goes over to the toprope and starts to climb it!!

JP: He gets to the top, but just then Monroe gets back up again and he climbs the toprope aswell!!!....Monroe kicks Cerberus into the gut and ....HE GOES FOR A TOPROPE HURRICANRANA!!!.......BUT HE MISSES IT!!...SOMEHOW CERBERUS MANAGED TO BLOCK IT AND MONROE FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!.....BUT HE GETS UP RIGHT AWAY TO HIS FEET!!....BUT AT THAT MOMENT CERBERUS DIVES OFF THE TOPROPE TOWARDS MONROE AND DOES A HURRICANRANA OFF THE TOPROPE ON MONROE!!....BUT OOOOOH MONROE COUNTERS IT AND TURNS IT INTO A POWERBOMB!! Goooood Gracious God!!!!

ND: And Monroe going for the cover again, ...........1..............................................................................2.......................................but noooooooooo Cerberus kicks out of it!!! Monroe then grabs Cerberus and picks him up and he hands out a couple of shots to him. He then sends Cerberus into the ropes and when he comes off he does a spinning sidekick and he hits Cerberus hard!! The King of the Battle Royal goes down and Monroe tries again to go for the cover, ....1.............................................................................2..............................................but Cerberus kicks out of it once more!! Yes, he definately proved something tonight and thats he sure is main event material!! No matter if he wins or not. Cerberus shows the determination he got!!

JP: Monroe pulls his opponent to his feet again and he irish whips him, but Cerberus reverses the whip and sends Monroe into the ropes. Monroe comes off right into Cerberus and ...JUDGEMENT DRIVER BY CERBERUS!!!.....Is this it?!?!? ......I don't know, but Cerberus surely hooks the leg and goes for the cover, ......1...............................................................2.................................but now Monroe is the one who kicks out!! Man this is a fast match!!! Move after move!! Pin after pin!! What a match!!! Cerberus now back up and he takes a deep breath and he then takes Monroe and grabs him by the arm and waistlocks him.

ND: But Monroe reverses the waistlock, but Cerberus reverses it once more!! Oh man!!!...Monroe then connects with an elbow, but Cerberus ducks it and he turns Monroe around and he whips him into the ropes. Monroe comes off and Cerberus goes for the backdrop, but Monroe reads the move a mile away and he comes off and he kicks Ceberus into the face and then ....FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!! ....WOW!!!! And now its Monroe for the cover again, .........1..............................................................................2.......................................but noooooo, Cerberus kicks out of it!!! What a match!!!

JP: Monroe still has that same look on his face, that confident look. But even he must have the tiniest respect for Cerberus right now. After this match!! Monroe picks up Cerberus and he does an European uppercut. He then throws Cerberus into the ropes, but when Cerberus comes off, he slides through Monroe's legs, gets up behind him, turns Monroe around and ...DDT'S HIM TO THE CANVAS!!! Cerberus for the pin, ......1.......................................................................................2..........................................................ooooh soo close, but Monroe kicks out of it!!! Cerberus shakes his head once more and he then points to the corner and he goes over to it and starts to climb it.

ND: He climbs to the topturnbuckle and he signals for his DOOMSDAY FINISHER!!!....AND CERBERUS LEAPS OFF, ..........BUT MONROE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME!!! AND CERBERUS HITS THE MAT!!! Monroe now crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get to his feet. He then grabs Cerberus and sends him into the ropes. Cerberus comes off and Monroe kicks him into the gut and .......DEICIDE!!!.....OH GOD!!!!....HE HIT HIM WITH HIS FINISHER!! THE DREADFULL FINISHER!!!...AND CERBERUS IS KNOCKED OUT!!!......Scott Monroe goes for the cover, and. ...........1.................................................................................................2...........................................................................................3....HE WINS!!!

JP: Scott Monroe is still the Universal Champion!!! He did beat Cerberus, but it was a big battle here!! A real big battle!! And one of the fastest matches I have ever seen!!!

ND: You can say that again!! Lots of respect for both wrestlers here. I don't say that often, but this time I actually mean it.

JP: Same goes for me. Respect even though Monroe is a Family member.

ND: But as you know this is not the end of this match. This is only the beginning. We still have the cruxifixion part to come.

JP: Do we have to?

ND: I think we do, John. They agreed to it, so its gonna happen!!

(Monroe kneels over the fallen body of Cerberus as the official hands the Universal championship to Racheal. Monroe then rolls off of Cerberus and grabs him by the hair, pulling him up and throwing him over the top rope. Monroe steps through the ropes as a spotlight drops down upon the crucifix that is positioned on the top of the stage. Monroe goes beneath the ring for a moment, searching for something, until finally coming out with a length of chain. Wrapping it around Cerberus throat, Monroe tightens his hold and begins to drag Cerberus up the ramp. Racheal follows closely behind as Monroe continues to go, intent on his present course. As they reach the top of the ramp, Monroe pulls Cerberus up and wraps his arms around him. Embracing him for a moment. The arena is completely awe struck by his actions as Monroe releases the chain and points to the backstage area. Cerberus, through his haze of pain looks at Monroe with curious eyes. The two stand, eyes locked for a moment, before Cerberus starts to slowly back away. Suddenly Monroe strikes out with the chain as if it was actually a whip. It catches Cerberus in face and sends him reeling. Monroe then steps forward and kicks him in the stomach. As Cerberus doubles over, Monroe hooks in Anthropotheism, then drives him down hard onto the stage. Rising quickly, Monroe then positions the cross and drags Cerberus over to it. Strapping him upon the cross, Monroe steps back as the cross slowly lifts into the air. The camera then zooms in on Cerberus face, etched in fear, as Monroe begins to speak).

Monroe: You went to far when you laid your hands upon my love. You stepped forward and tried to make a name for yourself at my expense, using my hardwork for your springboard. Well now you've got yourself into quite a bind, now you understand that I am willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done. This crimson mask I wear, I wear with glee. The pain that courses through my body fuels me to want to hurt you more and more. Yet I won't Cerberus, for your time of pain is at an end. Your time in the spotlight, your time as the saviour, your time in general..it is up.

(Monroe then steps forward and places his hand upon the cross. With a hard shove it begins to sway from side to side, swinging in a wide arc high over the stage. Monroe then sneers as he turns to Racheal and extends his hand. She disapears backstage for a moment, then reappears, holding Monroes twisted blade in her delicate hands. Monroe takes the blade for a moment and waves it so that Cerberus can see it, so that he can see what is coming. As the crucifix swings to and fro it has such wide range that it is no where near the entrance ramp itself, and due to how high it has been lifted, it will miss the ramp completely. Monroe then begins to laugh a manical laugh as he steps behind the crucifix and runs his blade over rope. Slowly the strands begin to snap and crack, Monroe then motions for Racheal to go backstage. As she heads through the entrance ramp, the rope finally gives, the crucifix and Cerberus being sent down to the hard arena floor. Monroe stands above the carnage as the E.M.T.s quickly rush out to check on what is left of Cerberus. Monroe however stands over them, looming over them, casting his shadow upon the EWCL).

Monroe: Now there is no Alexander Glory, now there is only Scott Monroe.

JP: Oh God!! What a madman!!! He deserves to hang out with Exile, Corvik and MacBeth. They are maniacs!!!

ND: Yep, one big happy Family!!

JP: But wait who's that???

(While Scott Monroe is standing on the ramp looking at the fallen Cerberus. We see the sillouette of a big man. And a second later the man shows himself and it turns out to be ....).

JP: ITS EX-TERMINATOR!!!...CERBERUS HIS BROTHER!!!

ND: Ex-Terminator comes out and he attacks Monroe from behind!!! ...OOOOOH MY GODD!!!! HE ATTACKED THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION FROM BEHIND HIM!!! AND HE KNOCKED MONROE OFF THE RAMP TO THE FLOOR!! THATS A COUPLE OF FEET FOR SURE!!!

JP: You see everyone wants a piece of Monroe. Its either Cerberus, Sean Orion or now Ex-Terminator. Although Ex-Terminator also has a different motive as Monroe has just cruxified his brother Cerberus. Wow man!!!! ....Scott Monroe is layed out on the floor after that big fall off the ramp to the floor!!! And while he is out, we see that Ex-Terminator is helping the E.M.T's with his brother!!

ND: But what a night it has been here!! No title changes, but it was one hell of a PPV!!! I hope it was worth your money and hopefully you tune in again next week for EWCL's Insurgence!!

JP: Goodbye!!

Winner: Scott Monroe


(End of show).
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