Date: 18th August 2002
Place: Albany, NY
Arena: Pepsi Arena

Scheduled matches:

Silencer vs. Loki

Jay Masters vs. Chris Outcast - Tables Match

The Punisher/Aaron Gold vs. Eleven/Coby Belton

Thorn(c) vs. Amazing Alex Addams - Prime Time Title

Strait Hate(c) vs. Johnathan Cable - Extreme Title

Nick Dangerous(c) vs. Jerry Campbell - EWCL Title Ladder Match

MacBeth(c) vs. Chris Christ(c) - Unified Executive/Universal Title

The CazzoTron appears and the EWCL Logo and the name of the PPV appears.....

EWCL HAPPY DAYS

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
The weekend comes,
My cycle hums,
Ready to race to you.

These days are all,
Happy and Free. (Those Happy Days)
These days are all,
Share them with me. (oh baby)
Goodbye grey sky, hello blue.
There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.
Feels so right, it can't be wrong.
Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

These days are all,
Share them with me. (Those Happy Days)
These days are all, Happy and Free.
These Happy Days are your's and mine, Happy Days.

John Pilchard: Good evening Albany!! It is time for EWCL's Happy Days!!!

Neil Down: Sunday, Monday Happy Days.....lalala (sings)

JP: Uhm..Neil, could you please stop singing.

ND: Oh sorry. But man thats a catchy tune.

JP: Sure is, make no wonder they have been rerunning that tv show for the last 30 years. Oh boy I can remember when that show was on when I was a young kid.

ND: Wow, wow, wait a minute now. We don't have time for history lessons now. We don't need to go that much back in time, please.

JP: Hey!!

ND: I usually don't say this, but lets talk about tonights PPV.

JP: Now first let us talk about the upcoming Interfed PPV When Worlds Collide!! Live on September 1st from the Madison Square Garden, tickets available right now!! Last week the first match was announced at Insurgence and Lightning. It was announced that MacBeth is gonna take on IWF Commissioner Exile. Now regarding tonight two more matches will be announced. One match will be announced here on Happy Days by President Cazzo. And the other match will be announced on IWF's PPV Too Hot for TV!!

ND: So does this mean we have to watch the IWF?

JP: Uh yeah basically it does mean that.

ND: Oh man that sucks.

JP: Shut up Neil.

ND: I wanna talk about tonigt now!!

JP: I know what you wanna talk about. You only wanna talk about the main event. The unification of the Executive and the Universal Title. MacBeth versus Chris Christ.

ND: What unification? There is only one real Champion and thats The Messiah! It's simple as that. The Executive Champion is worth as much as the Million Dollar Champion. Remember that one?

JP: Yes I certainly do Neil. You mean its just a paper title?

ND: Thats what I mean.

JP: I don't really agree with you on that one though. Ok, perhaps it is not a legal title, but still MacBeth got rid of The Royal Family and he beat Blade for it. He really had to do something to become the Executive Champion.

ND: After tonight there won't be any questions left. There will be one champion and thats the end of it.

JP: Talking about title matches. We got more title matches for you. We have reigning EWCL Champion Nick Dangerous defending his title against Jerry Campbell in a ladder match. We have Thorn defending his title against Amazing Alex Addams and we have Extreme Champion Strait Hate fighting against Johnathan Cable with the title on the line. If all goes bad for The Executive they will be titleless by the end of the evening. Now what an upset would that be.

ND: I think there will be some swearing and heads rolling if that happens.

JP: You could be right about that one.

ND: Other matches are Punisher/Aaron Gold vs. Eleven/Coby Belton, Jay Masters vs. Chris Outcast and to start off we have Silencer taking on Loki.

JP: Yes thats the first match to start Happy Days of. Silencer makes his in ring debut here after we have seen him last week when he interfered in the match between Amazing Alex Addams and Jay Masters. Silencer is a member of The so-called Cyanide Syndicate, a new force in the EWCL.

ND: Addams, Silencer and Stryc-9 are definately one of the better teams in todays wrestling. We already know that Addams is impressive. Now we are gonna see if Silencer can meet that standard.

(Fight Song by Marilyn Manson starts to play and the Cyanide Syndicate logo appears on the CazzoTron. Silencer and Stryc-9 then come walking out from the back. The two reach ringside and Silencer climbs in the ring and waits for his opponent).

(The lights dim as the opening chords to "Calm like a bomb" by Rage Against the Machine start playing through the arena. As the lead guitar comes crashing in a huge purple and green explosion lights up the entrance way and emerging from the smoke is Loki. Loki is standing dressed in black wrestling tights with purple and green flashes running down the legs wearing a sleeveless Black Loki T-shirt. Loki walks down to the ring barely noticing the crowd before sliding into the ring and pulling his t-shirt off and throwing it into the crowd).

JP: This is gonna be an intresting match, we are gonna see two different kind of styles. We have Silencer who is a powerhouse and we have Loki, a highflyer. Lets see how they are gonna do.

Ding ding ding.

ND: The two start to circle eachother and then we see that Loki bounces himself into the ropes and he comes for a dropkick. But oooh Silencer just pushes Loki's feet away and the Glasgow kid falls down to the mat!! Loki with a tip up to get back on his feet again. He goes into the ropes one more time and this time he comes off and he goes for a flying forearm!! But ooooh this time Silencer catches him out of midair and .....turns it into a running powerslam!!! Good Goddd!!! What a move there!!

JP: Silencer goes for the cover right away, but Loki kicks out after two. Silencer grabs his opponent by the head and he throws a couple of punches. He then throws Loki backfirst into a corner and Silencer moves in and he continues to work on Loki's head and body. He hands out several shots quickly after eachother!! Loki's body starting to get prone now!! Silencer grabs Loki and he whips him into the opposite corner!! Loki flies in backfirst and Silencer comes charging in after!! He runs in, but ooooooh Loki hops on to top off the topturnbuckle in time!!

ND: Silencer flies chestfirst into the corner and Loki then jumps off the topturnbuckle for a sort of sunset flip and he goes for the cover on Silencer....1..............................2.........but a kickout!! Loki almost had the big guy there!!! Loki and Silencer both on their feet again and Silencer comes in with a big right hand, however Loki ducks it and grabs Silencer and throws him into the ropes!! Silencer comes off and Loki with another try for the flying forearm and this time he hits it!!! Silencer down to the mat and Loki follows that up with stomps and kicks to the legs!!

JP: Loki picks Silencer up and throws him back to the mat again with a bodyslam. The highflyer then goes to the corner and climbs the second rope and delivers an elbow drop on Silencer!! Nice one there!! Loki to his feet agian and he bounces into the ropes and he hits another elbow drop!! Loki hooks the leg and goes for the cover, .......1.................................2.......................but another kickout!! Loki pulls Silencer up by the head and he irish whips him, but the powerhouse reverses the whip and sends Loki into the ropes.

ND: Loki comes off and Silencer with a tilt-o-wirl backbreaker!!! He grabs Loki by the head and he delivers some more shots to the head. Loki staggers backwards and rushes in after and clotheslines him to the mat!!! Silencer goes to the mat now and he grabs Loki and hooks him in the Syndicate Stretch!! Thats a crippler crossface submission. Loki is in pain and the ref is asking him if he wants to tap out. Loki is not answering and instead he is trying to reach the ropes!! Loki gets closer and finally he makes it to the ropes. Silencer wants to pull Loki back to the center of the ring again, but the ref makes him break it up.

JP: Silencer smirks at the referee for a moment but then focusses back on Loki. The kid got up in the meantime and he grabs Silencer and ...SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!.....Silencer never saw that one coming and even Stryc-9 is quiet and surprised there for a moment!! Who would have thought that Loki would have countered like that!! Loki to the corner again and this time he climbs all the way to the topturnbuckle. He gets on top and he dives off for a twisting body splash and yesss he lands on top off Silencer!! Woww great move!!! Loki for another coverattempt now, ........1...........................................2.............but a kickout.

ND: Loki is now trying to keep the Silencer on the mat, good tactics by Loki. Keeping the big guy down, then he can't hurt you, smart thinking. Loki with a series of kicks to the left knee and ankle and he then goes into the ropes. But just when he bounces into the ropes, it is Stryc-9 who holds on to Loki's right foot. Loki notices it and he turns around and sees Stryc-9 holding on to his foot. Loki reaches over the toprope and wants to grab Stryc-9. But just at that moment Silencer comes in from behind and ....HE CLOTHESLINES LOKI OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!....

JP: Silencer rolls to the outside and he picks Loki up and bashes his head 5 times into the steel ringpost. He then rolls Loki back into the ring again!! Silencer sends Loki into the ropes, but when Loki comes off he slides through the legs, gets up behind Silencer and ...SUPERKICKS SILENCER TO THE MAT!!!.......Holy Shit what a kick!!! Loki also falls down to the mat now as he is exhausted from this match. He then rolls on top off Silencer and goes for the cover, .....1................................2.........but Silencer kicks out.

ND: Loki shakes his head and he slowly gets back to his feet again. He then goes over to the corner and starts to climb all the way up again. But he's not aware of it that Silencer also got back up again. Silencer moves up behind Loki and while Loki stands on the toprope, Silencer grabs him and throws him to the mat!!! Oooooh man!! Silencer picks Loki up and .....THE SILENT SHOT!!!....That has to be it now!! Silencer goes for the cover and. ......1.......................................2...........................................3 He wins it!! Silencer wins on his debut night and The Cyanide Syndicate stays undefeated!!

JP: We see though that Silencer his left leg is not 100%.

ND: Thats what they call selling, John. God!!

JP: Don't make me smack you Neil.

ND: Agh, it's not that you hit harder than that sissy boy Thornton.

JP: Oh he's gonna get you for that one!

ND: Agh...

(In the ring we see that Silencer and Stryc-9 are still celebrating the victory. But behind them we see that Loki left the ring, grabbed two steelchairs and he gets back in again).

JP: Whats Loki doing? ....He sneaks up behind Silencer and ....WHAMMMMM....He nails him with a steelchair!!!.....He then swings again and ....BAMMMMMMMM....nails Stryc-9 with the chair!!! Both members of The Cyanide Syndicate are layed out on the mat now!! Loki now lays one chair on top off Silencers head and the other one he wraps around his left knee. What is he gonna do now?

ND: Oooh my Godd!! Loki now starts to stomp on those chairs!!! To the one thats on Silencers face and to the one on his left knee!! That must hurt big time!!!...

(Loki continues but at that moment Amazing Alex Addams comes running down to the ring to save his teammates. Loki sees Addams coming and he rolls out of the ring and leaves through the crowd).

JP: Addams checks on Silencer and Stryc-9 in the ring now. But man, even though Loki lost, this is the first time that anyone really hurt a member of The Cyanide Syndicate. I tell you they won't leave it with that. Loki is gonna be in some big trouble, I can assure you that.

(Commercials).

JP: It's time for our second match of the evening. We are gonna see "Everyone's Hero" Jay Masters versus Legion Member Chris Outcast. What a clash this is. They competed against eachother a few weeks ago in the first ever EWCL marathon match and that match was won by Jay Masters.

ND: That was an extreme match John and I was part of it.

JP: Now tonight Outcast gets a second chance against Jay Masters in a tables match. First one to put their opponent through a table wins. Simple as that.

(Hero starts playing throughout the arena and Jay Masters walks down to the ring. The crowd starts going nut as he walks down the ramp, and he smiles at his fans. He's carrying a microphone as he gets into the ring and signals for the music to be cut).

Jay: Now there's something that's been getting to me in the EWCL lately. As most of you know, a couple of month ago, Aaron Gold Kidnapped my girlfriend Jess, and tried to kill my brother.

(The Crowd starts to boo at the mention of Aaron's name and what he' done).

Jay: yeah, I know, it sucks doesn't it. But it gets even worse. Now him and his 'little buddies' in the Legion have Moved Jess again. I don't know where they've put her, but since those jackasses aren't going to give her back to me willingly, i've made a decision about the Legion. From now on, i'm going to make it my personal business to rip the legion apart one member at a time, starting with Chris Outcast tonight, and finishing with the guy who started all of this Aaron Gold.

(The crowd starts to go nuts again at what Jay has said and start to chant "Hero" around the arena).

Jay: So if you guy's want to atop this from happening, give her back to me. If not, I will get her back but in the meantime, the Legion's going down.

(Masters drops the mic and prepares for Outcast).

(Come down by Bush starts to play and Chris Outcast comes out. The Legion member is followed by Danni Lee. The two make their way to the ring. Outcast gets in and Danni Lee stays on the outside).

ND: Man, that woman gives me the creeps.

JP: What? Why?

ND: I don't know man. Just when I seen and heard her in that promo Outcast did I just got this weird feeling.

JP: What kind of feeling?

ND: Hmm well the feeling that it's not a she but a he!

JP: GET REAL NEIL!!!

ND: Sorry man, but she or he just freaks me out. Her voice overpowers me and all.

JP: Holy crap, I hope we got that on tape what you just said.

ND: ....

Ding ding ding.

JP: Ok, saved by the bell, hehe. The match has started and Outcast and Masters circle eachother for a couple of seconds. They then tie up and it is Outcast who puts his opponent in a side headlock. They then both go into the ropes and Outcast lets go off Masters. Masters goes into the opposite ropes, comes back off them and Outcast with a high knee that hits Masters. Everyone's Hero goes down and Outcast with a legdrop to follow that up. He picks Masters up and throws a few chops to the chest. He then sends Masters into the ropes again and when he comes off he backdrops him to the mat!!

ND: Outcast picks Masters up from the mat again and he throws him into the corner. Masters goes in hard and Outcast moves in on him and works on him with more chops to the chest. Outcast steps on the bottom ropes and wants to start with planting his fist into Masters forehead. But Masters counters with lifting Outcast up and executing an inverted atomic drop!!! Outcast stumbles backwards and Masters quickly climbs the toprope and ....MISSILE DROPKICK!!!

JP: What a move there by the Hero. Masters lifts Outcast up and he suplexes him. Masters follows that up with a couple of kicks to the head and midsection. Masters kicks Outcast to the face again, but this time Outcast holds on to the leg and he does a legtakedown. He holds on to the leg and hooks in an anklelock!! Masters is in pain right now and even if he wanted to tap out, he couldnt'!! As this is a tables match. You can only win if you put your opponent through a table!! Masters has an expression on his face that says pain with a capitol P.

ND: Just like I always like to watch porn with a capitol P!!

JP: NEIL!!!!!

ND: What?

JP: Shut up!!

ND: I have to commentate, don't I...

JP: After about 35 seconds Outcast lets go off the anklelock. Masters uses the ropes to get back to his feet, but he sure has trouble walking. Masters is limping a bit and Outcast comes in from behind and ....REVERSE DDT!!!....Oooh man!!! Masters goes down again!!! Outcast raises his hands in the air and then he rolls to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a table and he throws it into the ring. He then sets the table up near a corner!!! Outcast then goes over to Masters and he picks him and drags him over to the table. He lays Masters on top off the table and then Outcast goes over to the corner and starts to climb it!!

ND: Outcast to the toprope, but Masters is up again and he quickly bounces into the ropes, thus making Outcast lose his balance!!! Ooooh my Goddd!!! Outcast loses his balance and ...HE FALLS OFF THE TOPROPE ONTO THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR!!!.....Masters rolls to the outside aswell now and after checking his ankle he walks over to Outcast. He grabs him by the head and he then irish whips him into the steel ringpost. Outcast flies in hard backfirst.

JP: Wowwww!! Masters picks Outcast up and drags him over to the steel ringsteps. He then sets him up and wants to piledrive him on top off the ringsteps. He tries, but Outcast blocks it!!! Masters tries again, but Outcast blocks it again and counters by backdropping Masters to the concrete floor!!! Outcast then moves over to Masters and he picks him up. He then throws a few chops to the chest and then he irish whips Masters, but Masters reverses the irish whip and sends Outcast into the steel ringpost again!! Outcast comes bouncing off and Masters grabs him and .....SIDEWALK SLAM to the concrete floor!!! Did you see that?!?!

ND: Masters now looks under the ring and from under it he takes a table and he sets it up on the outside. He picks Outcast up from the concrete and he lays Outcast on top off the table. Is this gonna be the end of it or what??? Masters then climbs on the apron and then starts to climb the topturnbuckle!!! Masters stands on the toprope and he signals for the MASTERS SLAM!!....OOOH MMY GODDD HE'S GONNA DO THE MASTERS SLAM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!...Masters leaps off and .....OOOOOOOOOH HE MISSES!!!!..

JP: OUTCAST MANAGED TO ROLL OFF THE TABLE JUST IN TIME AND MASTERS FLEW THROUGH THE TABLE HIMSELF!!! OOOOH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!! WHAT A MESSS!!!!!....That does not look good for Jay Masters!!!! He went straight through that table!! .....Chris Outcast is slowly getting back up again and he picks Masters up and rolls him back into the ring. Outcast gets in aswell and he lifts Masters on top off the toprope. He does this near the corner where he set up that table earlier in the match. Outcast also gets on the topturnbuckle now....

ND: He grabs Masters and ......THE DIRTY SOUTH OFF THE TOPROPE AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!.....THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!! OUTCAST JUST SENT MASTERS THROUGH A TABLE!!!!.....Outcast wins this match!!! He got his payback!!

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: E...W....C.....L....Executive Wrestling Cazzo League........Doesn't that sound way better?

Monique: Yes hun. (she says not really paying attention).

Cazzo: Clarissa what do you think?

Clarissa: You really want to know?

Cazzo: Yes I do.

Clarissa: I think it's no good.

Cazzo: And why do you think it's no good?

Clarissa: Because the name kind of says that you only think of yourselves and the Executive. Its not appealing.

Cazzo: Hey, who asked you!?!?!

Clarissa: Uh....you did sir.

Cazzo: Well remind me next time to NOT ask your opinion.

Clarissa: Ok....(she looks down in a humble way).

Monique: So Eric, who are we gonna humilate tonight?

Cazzo: Not sure. I mean Rick O'Connor had his share and so did Justine and Marcus Babylon. And well I'm not even gonna start about The Flashmaster. I think for tonight I let my men concentrate on their matches. They have important matches to fight.

Monique: But I'm bored.

Cazzo: I guess we can find something to make you forget about your boredom. Hmmm Clarissa are we done?

Clarissa: Uh yes I think so.

Cazzo: Then could you please leave the room. Or do you enjoy watching, hehehe.

(Clarissa's face turns red).

Clarissa: Uhhh noo sir, I'll leave.

(Just at that moment there's a knock on the door. The door opens and in comes Thorn).

Cazzo: Hey Thorn. We were just talking about you.

Thorn: Oh really. Nothing bad I hope.

Cazzo: Nope, only that I'm gonna let all of you focus on your match tonight and not gonna pull some crazy stunts on other people. So are you ready for Addams?

Thorn: Thats what I am here for Boss. I want to ask a favour.

Cazzo: A favour, you sure ask me for alot of favours. First you want change for the vending machine and now this. But shoot.

Thorn: Could you make my match with Alex Addams a No-DQ match?

Cazzo: Hmm a no-dq match.....Let me think....That would mean that you can do whatever you want to Addams without getting disqualified. ...using tables, steelchairs, whatever you want.....Heheh sounds fine to me Thorn.

Thorn: Thanks boss.

Cazzo: You're welcome.

(Thorn and Clarissa then walk out of the office leaving Cazzo alone with Monique).

(Scene fades out).

JP: Welcome back again. It is time for a tagmatch now. The Punisher and Aaron "24 Carat" Gold represent The Legion and are gonna take on Eleven and Coby Belton. There isn't really a story to tell about this match really. All that can be said is that The Legion desperately needs a win here. Outcast set the example and now The Legion has to follow.

ND: We haven't seen much of Coby Belton this week. I think he has been too busy developping new soda's.

JP: Probly.

ND: By the way I wanna make a statement here to Aaron Gold............I AM NOT GAY!!!!!...

JP: Are you done?

ND: No, not yet. Ok I idolize Danny Christ and Chris Christ, and I even fantasize about them. BUT I AM NOT GAY!!!!....DAMMIT!!! ....Who does that little punk think he is?

JP: Take it easy Neil.

ND: But ....I AM NOT GAY!! I LIKE FEMALES, WOMEN, GIRLS, anything that has two legs and a *censored* .

JP: NEIL!!!

(At that moment ......... starts to play and The Punisher and Aaron Gold appear from behind the curtains. The crowd boos them as they walk down the ramp to ringside. The two Legion members don't even look at the crowd while they walk to the ring. They reach the ring and get in and go to their corner).

(Enter Sandman by Metallica starts to blare over the PA system and Eleven comes running out. He quickly runs to the ring and slides in).

(Then we hear the words "Does anybody want a Soda?" over the speakers, followed by the opening tunes of Chop Suey by System of a Down. Coby Belton gets cheered on as he makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring and he hands a can of his onion flavoured soda over to Eleven, who only stares at him weird).

Ding ding ding

JP: It are The Punisher and Coby Belton who are gonna start this match off. Belton walks over to Punisher and he also offers a soda can to the Punisher. The Punisher looks up at Belton, smirks and then smashes the soda can out of Beltons hands!! The Punisher then quickly kicks Belton into the gut and follows that up with a clothesline that almost takes Beltons head off!!! Punisher picks Belton up, sets him up and ....POWERBOMBS HIM TO THE MAT!!!.... A powerbomb this early in the match!! And Belton is layed out. The Punisher now grabs the soda can and he moves over to Belton.

ND: Punisher then opens the can and he empties it straight into Belton's face!! Oooh thats disgusting......Now the entire mat is gonna smell like onions, thank you Punisher!!! Punisher throws the empty can into the crowd and he then picks up Belton. Belton is still a bit stunned but it seems like the soda gave him an energy boost. That onion flavoured soda is to him what spinach is to Popeye. hehe!! Punisher whips Belton into the ropes, but when Belton comes off he counters with an European uppercut. Punisher staggers backwards and Belton grabs him and executes a Russian legsweep.

JP: Belton goes to his corner and he tags in Eleven. The sixteen year old comes in and he goes right to the toprope. He gets on it and leaps off for his spinning heelkick from the toprope!!! But ooooh Punisher ducks it and Eleven goes to the mat!! Punisher then tags in Gold and Aaron comes in. He picks up Eleven and hands out a couple of right hands to the head. Gold then whips Eleven into the ropes and when he comes off he does an overhead belly to belly suplex!!! Gold goes for the cover, but Eleven kicks out after two.

ND: Gold picks Eleven up again and sends him into the ropes. Eleven comes off and he ducks the forearm. He goes into the opposite ropes, comes off again and does a headscissors takedown!! Eleven hops up and he goes to the toprope and .....MOONSAULTS on top off Gold!!! Eleven goes for the cover, ......1.....................................2.........but then The Punisher comes in and he stops the count by kicking Eleven to the head!!! At that moment also Belton comes in and he goes straight for Punisher.

JP: Punisher and Belton start to brawl in the ring and the referee tries to separate them and make them go back to their corners. But its easier said than done. While the ref is trying to part Punisher and Belton we see that Gold and Eleven are also trading punches back and forth. Gold with a big right hand, but Eleven counters with a right hand of his own. Eleven then blocks the following shot and he and kicks Gold in the midsection and follows with an implant DDT!!!.....Eleven goes for the cover again, but the referee is hooked up with other stuff!!

ND: Finally the ref managed to break Punisher and Belton and both go back to their corner. The ref turns around and sees that Eleven is covering Gold, he goes to count, ...1....................................2.........but Gold kicks out. Eleven picks Gold up, but oooooohh lowblow!!! Gold gets back up and he comes in for a sidekick, but Eleven saw it coming and he grabs the leg. However Gold counters with an ...ENZIGURI!!! And it hits Eleven in the head!!! Gold goes over to his corner and he tags in The Punisher. Punisher comes in and he and Gold throw Eleven into the ropes and when he comes off they double backdrop him!!

JP: Gold goes back to his corner and Punisher picks Eleven up and chops him to the chest 3 times. He then sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he BIG BOOTS Eleven to the mat!! Punisher for the pin, ...1.....................................2............but a kickout by Eleven. Punisher now reacts with pulling Eleven to his feet and he uppercuts him. The former universal champion then irish whips Eleven into the a neutral corner. Eleven flies in and Punisher follows after, but oooooh Eleven comes charging out of that corner and ....HE SPEARS PUNISHER TO THE MAT!!!

ND: He lands on top off Punisher and starts to hand out a series of punches to the head. The sixteen year old gets back up and he tags in Belton. Soda boy comes in and he lifts Punisher up and suplexes him to the mat. He then goes for the cover, but Punisher kicks out. Belton picks Punisher up and then he throws him into the ropes. Punisher comes off with a flying shouldertackle and that takes Belton to the mat!!! Nice move there by The Punisher!! Punisher tags in Aaron Gold and Gold drags Belton to his feet and sets him up for a Career Ending Golddigger!!

JP: He lifts Belton up and ....this could be it!!!.....But OOOOOOOOOOHHHH AT THAT MOMENT ELEVEN DIVES OFF THE TOPROPE AND DOES A CROSSBODY THAT TAKES OUT BOTH GOLD AND BELTON!!! ..... Eleven then lays Belton on top off Gold and the ref starts to count, .....1................................................2................but Gold kicks out of i in time. Belton wants to go back to his corner and tag in Eleven, but it is Punisher who enters the ring and he stops Belton. He turns him around and ......THE GAVEL!!!.....Oh my Godddd!!!! He nailed Belton with his old FINISHER!!!

ND: Thats the old Punisher we used to know!!! Gold is getting back to his feet now and he sees that Belton is out of it. He rolls on top off him and goes for the cover, ......1.............................................2..................but Eleven comes in and breaks the count!!! .....That also triggers Punisher again to get back in. The referee can't handle it all. What is it with these referees lately. Punisher rushes in on Eleven and he clotheslines him and Eleven makes a 360 and falls to the mat. At the same time Gold goes to the toprope and .....GOLDRUSH OFF THE TOPROPE ON BELTON!!!..... Gold for the cover and. .......1.......................................................2..............................................3.....THE LEGION WINS!!!

JP: Gold gets up and he and The Punisher shake hands and cheer. This has been a good win for the team. All in all it has been a great night for The Legion.

ND: But what is this!! It's the other member of the Legion, Chris Outcast!!! He's coming down to the ring!!

("Come Down" by Bush plays, as Chris Outcast walks down to the ring. No Scott is behind him, as you see a figure walk out. It's Danni Lee, his new personal friend. She looks gorgeous, wearing a tight black dress. The two make their way to the ring, as Chris Outcast grabs a microphone and begins to speak.)

Chris Outcast: Hey guys.. I have some important information.

Aaron Gold: Go on ahead...

Chris Outcast: It's about the Legion. We haven't been the Legion in a while.. We haven't been ourselves. What we have been, is the laughing stock of the EWCL. I think it's time that I take a break from the Legion...

Aaron Gold: So you're leaving?

Chris Outcast: Yeah, for now. TheLegion just isn't for me at the time. I have to pursue other and bigger things...I'm sorry, it's just how it needs to be... We all should just go separate ways... You and Punisher figure that out..

(With a sad look on his face, Chris Outcast pulls off the Legion shirt he has on, exposing his white undershirt. He then drops it at the feet of the other Legion members, and starts walking away slowly with Danni Lee by his side. A silence is over the crowd, as another Legion member has left the Legion. Chris Outcast looks back again, And then keeps on walking. A few cheers come from the crowd, as they're finally proud to see Chris Outcast change for once.)

Aaron Gold: I think it's best, that we just take some time away from eachother. We need to sort our lives out in the EWCL. We need to get back to winning... I'll give you a call later...

ND: What could this mean!! Is The Legion finally over??? For how long???

(The Punisher hasn't replied or said anything about this. He just stands in the corner and he shakes his head in disbelief. He then climbs out of the ring and slowly walks out of the ring. The crowd starst to chant The Punisher his name as he walks out of ringside).

JP: What an end to the Legion story. I mean I believe this is the end of that stable.

(At this moment the only one left in the ring is Eleven. Everyone else has already left ringside).

(All of a sudden the lights cut out, The arena is bathed in darkness. The crowd falls into a stunned silence, the ring announcer scrambles for the microphone so he can settle the crowd. The CazzoTron blurs into action, showing footage of Newcomer Romeo Stone decimating Eleven, occasion after occasion. The screen turns black and the image of a rose appears on the screen, the words 'Legend In the Making' flash up along the bottom. )

(The crowd doesnt know how to react, some cheer, but most hiss and boo. Then BOOM!!! Right Here Right Now by Paul Oakenfold feat ice cube Blasts out of the pa system shaking the arena like a heart attack. Flames erupt from the stage and JJ Malone comes running out like a man possessed, he's shortly followed by the man mountain that is Romeo Stone! Eleven dusts himself off as he stares up the ramp at Romeo, he begins to make hand gestures motioning Romeo so come down. JJ malone Grabs a mic).

JJ: WWWHOOOO IN THE HELLL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE????? You want Romeo Stone, A Legend in the making to come down to that ring and face you face to face. You want My Client to face you with you, In the same ring that has been witness to such legends as Exile, Sean Corvik, Fazzer, Saphio, Joe Johnson do battle? NO! NO! My little amigo, I don't think so!

(Eleven Is becoming increasingly frustrated, he is screaming at Romeo to come to the ring. JJ Malone smiles and gives the mic to Romeo).

Romeo: You know Eleven, you're a brave guy. If I was you I wouldn't want to get into the ring with me! But I'll give you a chance. I am giving you the chance to make yourself famous, you could be the man, sorry Boy, that defeats Romeo Stone! But I don't think so.

(Romeo Smiles and takes his jacket off revealing his huge ripped body).

Romeo: I haven't had a good work out for a few days, maybe you'll do after all! But just remember Kid��

(Romeo shouts down the mic nearly deafening everyone in the arena).

Romeo: 10 MINUTES AFTER THIS IS OVER AND YOUR LYING IN THE RING SCREAMING IN PAIN, YOUN GIRLFRIENDS GONNA BE LYING ON HER BACK SCREAMING MY NAME!!!!

(Romeo drops the mic and runs down the ramp and slides into the ring).

Ding ding ding.

JP: It looks like are gonna see some extra here!! Romeo Stone gets into the ring and he and Eleven start to trade fists right and left. Stone then gets the upperhand and he comes in with a series of right hands that sent Eleven into the ropes. Eleven comes off and Stone takes him down with a lariat. Stone picks Eleven up and sets him up for a running powerbomb and .....HE HITS IT!!!!

ND: Stone rolls on top off Eleven and goes for the cover, the referee looks up a bit weird but then starts to count, ...1....................................2..........but Eleven kicks out of it!!..Stone gets up and he rolls to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a trashcanlit. He takes it into the ring and he waits till Eleven gets back to his feet and ....BAMMMMMMMM!!! .....He nails Eleven hard in the head with it!! And the sixteen year old goes down!!

JP: Poor kid!! First he has to fight a tagmatch and then this!!! The referee looks to the side and the bell rings again. This match is over and Romeo Stone has been disqualified for using that trashcanlit on Eleven!!! Stone doesn't seem to care though as he continues to ramm that trashcanlit into Eleven's face!! Stone then places the lit on the mat and he picks up Eleven. He lifts him up and ....GAME OVER!!!....A snowplow to finish Eleven off totally!!

(At that moment several referees come running to the ring. They enter and want to help Eleven. Stone pushes some of the referees away but then he stops as JJ Malone motions to him. Romeo Stone rolls out of the ring and he and JJ Malone walk out of ringside while the crowd boos them on).

(Commercials).

ND: Oh no, the last thing we want right now is a Nick Dangerous appearance, it isn't even time for his match.

JP: No kidding, Nick is always coming out unscheduled lately.

(Nick enters the ring with a mic in hand as he begins to speak.)

Nick: Tonight I have an important match. A match where Jerry Campbell and I are gonna fight for MY EWCL Title, a match where you will see blood, sweat, tears, aaaaall coming from Jerry Campbell.

(The fans boo.)

Nick: ....I'm not gonna lie to you. This shouldn't be very hard to win. I mean think about it, me and Jerry Campbell in the ring, and all I have to do is climb a friggin' ladder, heh, good week off for me. It shouldn't be much of a problem for me to beat Jerry Campbell, I'd say give me five minutes.

Nick: But I'm not out here to assure you all of my capability to climb ladders, no, I'm here to ask a question to a certain someone, you may know him as Drake Laps, you know, the one who turned his back on us all.

(The fans cheer mentions of Drake Laps.)

Nick: Drake, I'm gonna hope you're watching this, because this is gonna be a whole new extreme that you'll see from me, I want you to think about the things I do to Campbell, because once I'm done with Campbell, I'm taking that same level of extreme, and I'm carrying it over to you, for When Worlds Collide, so be watching, and watch closely, because this may be the last you EVER see of your good friend.

(Nick throws the mic down to the floor and walks away as Fire in the Head plays once again on the PA system.)

JP: Now, we're coming to another match that has been hotly contested over the EWCL broadcasts this week� It's going to be �Amazing� Alex Addams vs. Thorn in a match for the Prime Time Title!

ND: This has the potential to be the Happy Days match of the night, and if these two can bring HALF the fire they've shown in their promos to the ring, we're gonna have a great match on our hands� and guess what?

JP: I'll bite, what?

ND: They're both HEELS!!! I love it!! The BAD guy wins, no matter what!!!

JP: They may both be heels, but with Thorn asking Prez Van Zandt to make this a No DQ match, the true winners may end up being the FANS!!

ND: *In real wimpy-ass voice* �Oh, the real winners could be the fans!!� Shut your hole!! This match is for anyone who roots for the villain to win!!

(Just then, �Born As Ghosts� by Rage Against The Machine kicks up, and the fans immediately erupt into a chorus of boos. Before long, �Amazing� Alex Addams comes through the curtain, and the crowd continues to boo for him, with just a few people cheering. Alex is followed out by Stryc-9. The two make their way down to the ring, jaw-jacking with all the fans at ringside, and just making friends overall.)

JP: There is a VERY good chance that �Amazing� Alex Addams could very well be your NEXT Prime Time Champion!!

ND: And with Stryc-9 following him to ringside, he has a definite advantage over Thorn, so what you said could be right.

JP: WAIT A SECOND!!!! You're agreeing with me?!?!

ND: Noooooo, you're agreeing with ME�

(Alex and Stryc-9 roll into the ring, and walk over to the corner. Stryc takes a spot on the apron, as Alex waits for Thorn to get down to the ring. He doesn't have to wait long, as �Thorn In Your Eye� by Anthrax fires up, and the crowd breaks into another set of boos. The Prime Time Champ slowly walks out of the curtain, and onto the stage, where the boos mix with another spattering of cheers. The crowd is having a hard time picking a wrestler they LIKE.)

JP: The Prime Time Champ has a very smug look on his face. He knows that this No DQ match is right up his alley�

ND: DAMN man, how long did it take you to figure out that one? He DID ask for the added stipulation after all, numbnuts!!

JP: Shut up, Down.

(Thorn smiles out at the crowd with look that just screams, �F*ck off.� He walks down the aisle, holding onto the belt on his shoulder, and lightly tapping it every few feet to remind the fans who it belongs to. Thorn makes it to the apron, and stares into the eyes of his opponent. Alex is waiting in an opposite corner of the ring, waiting like a predator to attack the champion. Thorn points over at Stryc-9.)

JP: The two wrestlers are locked in a stare down now, and Thorn seems to think that Stryc-9 is going to interfere on the behalf of Addams!

ND: Well, there's another shocking discovery by Pilchard.

(Slap-ouch)

ND: DAMMIT!! Not you, too!!

(Addams motions over to Stryc-9 to get off the apron, and to stay out of the match. Stryc-9 looks a little disappointed, but does as he is told. Addams turns back to Thorn, and the champ is nodding, with the same smug smile. Thorn starts to dig under the ring apron, and comes up with a couple things. The standard trashcans and lids are thrown into the ring. Thorn comes back out with a table, a kendo stick, a cookie sheet, and a small, blue portable cooler. Thorn slides that all into the ring, and then hops onto the apron.)

ND: Well fans, I was wrong. Welcome to the WWE Hardcore match of the night!!

JP: Will you shut up? What do you want them to do? Pull switchblades?

(Thorn stops just when he is about to get into the ring, and then smacks himself in the head. He jumps back down from the apron, runs to ringside, and steals the chair from the timekeeper. Thorn takes it, and slides into the ring, and throws the chair onto the pile of weapons already in the middle.)

JP: It looks like these two warriors are just about ready to tear into each other.

ND: About time�

(The referee asks both if they are ready to start, but Thorn tells him to wait up. Thorn unstraps the belt from his shoulder, and lays it atop all the weapons in the ring. Thorn tells the ref, �Now, I'm ready.� Thorn turns his back to walk to the corner, and Alex Addams hurtles all the stuff in the ring, and clotheslines Thorn in the back of the head. Thorn falls forward, down to his knees, and goes face first into the middle turnbuckle. This draws an �Ooohhhh� from the crowd, as the bell rings.)

JP: WHOA!! Addams jumpstarts this match, and Thorn ate the turnbuckle!

ND: HA!!! Much better!!

(Addams grabs Thorn by the back of his head, and lifts him off the ground. Alex kicks all the hardcore junk into an opposite corner, some of it spilling to the floor.)

ND: Hey!! WATCH OUT!! If that fire extinguisher blew up from that impact, we'd have a lawsuit!

JP: � You really ARE a retard, aren't you?

(Alex lifts the Prime Time champ, and moves the chair under him. Alex hooks his arm, and hip tosses him onto the steel chair. Thorn's back impacts with the steel, and Thorn rolls off holding his spine. Alex is the one who is smiling now, as he picks up the chair, and continues to lay in punishment to Thorn's back with some stiff shots.)

ND: You think Thorn is regretting that no DQ thing yet?

(Alex ditches the chair, and picks up Thorn by the hair. Addams follows that action with picking up the trashcan in the ring also. Addams whips Thorn into the ropes, and holds the trashcan up to disfigure his face. As Addams goes to hit him with the can, Thorn slides under his legs, just as Addams presses forward to hit him. Alex turns around, and Thorn jumps onto the opposite second rope. Thorn springboards back, and hits a flying back elbow into the garbage can, into Alex's face, drawing another �Oooohhhh� from the crowd.)

JP: Not yet, I think he's perfectly fine with it, right now.

ND: Of course he is, I, ummm, meant Addams!!

JP: Sure, jerky.

(Thorn doesn't waste anytime, as he throws the bent and warped trashcan from the ring. Thorn grabs the trash can lid, and stands up his opponent. Thorn aims for a knockout shot with the lid, but Addams is able to duck the swing. Alex comes up behind Thorn, and hooks him up with a rear waist lock, going for a belly-to-back suplex. Thorn swings the can-lid backwards over his shoulder, and hits his opponent square in the face with it. Thorn does it again, and Addams breaks the waist lock. Thorn immediately goes into a sprint, and hits the ropes in front of him. Addams bursts into life as Thorn approaches, and hits him with a picture perfect belly-to-belly suplex that throws him high into the air. Thorn lands with a thud on his shoulders, and Alex goes for a pin.)

JP: With that BEAUTIFUL Belly-To-Belly, Alex could have him right here!!

ND: One-TWO� NO! It's a two count only!!

(Alex doesn't waste time arguing with the referee, and grabs the table from the corner. Addams kicks the legs out on the wood, and sets up the table in the middle of the ring. The crowd starts to buzz, and then cheer for the table.).

ND: Yeah, I beat fans aren't the only ones that love it when Addams gets wood!!

JP: DOWN!!!

(Thorn is struggling to get up near the ropes, but as he does, Addams finishes with the table. Alex sees the champ slowly getting up, and charges at him. Just when the challenger is to hit something, Thorn ducks, and lowers his shoulder to backdrop him over the top rope. Alex goes high into the air, but lands on the ring apron right behind Thorn. By now, Thorn is standing though, and being more experienced, Thorn was prepared to expect Addams countering the backdrop. As soon as he hears Alex land on the apron, Thorn shoots out a back kick that catches the man right in the stomach, and doubles him over on the ring apron.)

JP: GREAT presence of mind by Thorn!! I don't know of many times when that move actually WORKS!!

ND: EWCL� breaking kayfabe tradition every show!!

(Thorn turns around, and quickly tries to capitalize on Addams being hurt. Thorn grabs him by the hair, and rams him face first into the corner post. The crowd gasps again, as Thorn holds onto the top rope strand, jumps into the air, and delivers a high kick to the back of Addams head, right as he bounces off the steel post. The kick hits hard, and Alex's head AGAIN rams into the steel post. A lot of the crowd starts to cheer, as Addams is out on his feet.)

ND: My LORD, that was a stiff shot from Thorn!!

JP: Alex took it from two sides that time� DON�T even say it, Down!!

ND: *PHBBT!* HAHAHAHAHA�

(Addams is loosely holding onto the middle rope, and that is the only thing that is keeping him from falling to the floor. Alex is on one knee, and seems to be in another time zone. Thorn takes the opportunity again. Thorn pulls the table over o the ropes, and places the edge of the table right next to the side of Alex's head. Once the table is in place, Thorn hits the opposite ropes with all of his strength. On the bounce back, Thorn dives into the air, and hits the edge of the table still in the ring with a POWERFUL front dropkick. The table is RAMMED with momentum to spare into the FACE of Alex Addams. Alex's head snaps back, as he takes the edge of the table with his forehead, and then goes flying off the ring apron. Alex lands hard on the concrete, and the fans burst in a �HOLY SH*T!! HOLYSH*T!!� chant.)

JP: OH MY GOD!!! You could HEAR Addams' fillings being knocked out!!!

ND: Now THAT is a f*cking move!!

JP: DAMMIT, DOWN!!

ND: WHAT?! Thorn can do it, but I can't?!?!

(The �Holy Sh*t!� chant continues, as Thorn gets up off the mat. Whether he's heel or not, Thorn absorbs the heat from the crowd, knowing that he did something cool. Thorn grabs the table, and pulls it back fully into the ring. Thorn kicks up one of it's legs, and sets it up standing vertically in the left corner near the announcer's table. Alex Addams is currently still out COLD at the bottom of the entrance ramp.)

JP: And NOW, Thorn has something else planned for Addams!!

(Thorn runs and slides out of the ring. Addams is just now starting to get up after that brutal table shot. Thorn grabs the lid from the garbage can again, and smacks him across the face, knocking him back down. Thorn starts to lift Addams off the concrete, to roll him back in the ring, but in the middle of the action, Thorn sees the top turnbuckle and has an epiphany. Instead of picking him up, Thorn drags Addams closer to the ring. What nobody realizes is that the referee is counting both wrestlers, and is up to �four�.)

ND: What the hell is that ref doing? He's counting them out!

JP: Well, the match is �no DQ�, not �no count out�!!

(Thorn leaves the body of Addams, and jumps onto the apron. Thorn steps to the other side of the corner post, and climbs up the turnbuckles, one rope at a time.)

JP: When Thorn stepped onto the apron, he broke the referee's count. Thankfully, they may not get counted out after all!

ND: If they do, I'm gonna end up killing someone!

(Thorn makes the signal, and stands high atop the ropes, calling for the �Highlight�, his trademark five-star frog splash to the outside of the ring.)

JP: If he hits THIS, Addams is in some serious trouble!!!

ND: DO IT!! Let's see some carnage!!

(Thorn gets perched and ready to dive. Right when he is about to jump though, Stryc-9 jumps onto the ring apron, and grabs a hold of his foot. Thorn struggles to get Addams' manager off of him, but Stryc-9 doesn't want to let him jump.)

JP: Stryc-9 has been quiet for this entire match, but now he interjects on behalf of The Amazing One!

ND: And he's allowed to do that!! Remember, it's no DQ!!

(Thorn starts to punch at Stryc-9, and the manager is reeling. Thorn finally gives one last good push with his trapped leg, and Stryc-9 falls off the ring apron.)

ND: GOOD!! Now let the carnage begin!!

(Thorn finally shakes of Stryc-9, and turns back to hit Addams with the Highlight. The only problem is that Addams has recovered. Alex jumps onto the apron, and as Thorn is turning around, he punches the man square in the balls. Every real man in the building groans.)

ND: OHHHHHHHHH�. DAMN� That's just�. not right�.

(Thorn collapses onto the top rope, and is forced to sit down from the pain. Alex sees the position Thorn is in, and acts quickly. The crowd begins to buzz, as Alex Addams sits himself on the second rope, with Thorn still on the top. The Amazing One reaches up and hooks Thorn's head, and the crowd is on the edge of their seats.)

JP: Oh, good God no!! Don't tell me�

(After a second to get locked, Alex jumps high into the air, taking Thorn's head with him. A few seconds later, Alex drives Thorn's face, head, and neck simultaneously into the concrete with a HUGE Tope Rope Ace Crusher all the way to the outside.)

ND: HOLY F*CKING SH*T!!!!

JP: PURE AMAZEMENT!! ALEX ADDAMS JUST HIT PURE AMAZEMENT ON THORN ALL THE WAY TO THE OUSIDE!!! HE JUST CRIPPLED THE MAN!!!

(The fans begin to slowly come to, as they realize what just happened, and then every person in the stands erupts into loud cheers. The roof is torn off the place, as fans explode into chants of �E-W-C-L!!� and another, louder �Holy Sh*t!� chant. Addams and Thorn are both laid out on the concrete of the Pepsi Arena.)

ND: Sweet Jesus, that move may have killed both of them!!

JP: You're absolutely right, Neil Down!! That is Alex Addams finishing move, and he drove Thorn HEAD first from the top of the ropes, all the way to the concrete� that HAS to be at LEAST a ten-foot drop!!

ND: Thorn MUST have at LEAST a concussion, and Addams has knocked the air out of himself!

(The fans continue to buzz, as replays are shown on TV and on the Cazzotron, of the spectacular and death-defying move.)

ND: I STILL cannot believe that we just saw that!!!

JP: You had better believe it� oh, NO!!

ND: What?

JP: Look at the ref!! He's counting them out!!

(A quick look in the ring shows that this is indeed correct. The referee is counting out Addams and Thorn.)

ND: Oh, this is BULLSH*T!! I'm gonna get robbed of this match!!

JP: Maybe so!! The ref is already on four!!

(The fan's din from the move starts to die down, but as it does, they start to realize that the referee is counting, and they start to boo loudly.)

JP: The ref is counting, and the fans are NOT happy!!

ND: NO SH*T!! I'm not either!! The bastard is up to six!!

(A few fans start to throw garbage into the ring. The protests are loud from the fans, but the referee continues on to eight. That's when the fans erupt again.)

JP: Stryc-9!! Stryc-9 is in the ring!!

(Right after the referee counts nine, and JUST before he is about to count ten, Stryc-9 rushes forward and delivers a HUGE low blow to the referee. The ref goes down, doubled over in pain, and thereby stopping the count.)

ND: Stryc-9 saved the match!! And the fans love him for it!!

JP: And he is ALLOWED to do that, because like we've been saying, this match is no DQ!!

(The fans start to cheer for Stryc-9 and begin to chant his name for stopping the count. Stryc-9 stands mid-ring, not quite sure of what to do when fans are actually CHEERING him. After a few seconds of standing there doing nothing, he gets an idea. Stryc-9 flips off the entire crowd and tells them all to �Suck My D*ck!!� This gets the fans booing him again, and brings a smile to his face.)

JP: So much for the Stryc-9 fan club, eh Neil?

ND: What're you talking about? I'm the president!

! (Stryc-9 runs to the outside, where Alex Addams is finally starting to catch his wind back, and is up to one knee. Stryc-9 goes to the side of his friend, and helps him get up. After a few seconds of coming up with an idea, the two run over and pick Thorn up off the concrete.)

JP: Thorn is OUT, Down!

ND: Yeah, after taking a bump like that, you would be to, Pilchard!

(Addams and Stryc-9 literally have to drag Thorn to the ring, as the wrestler is limp in their arms. They roll him into the ring, then follow him in themselves.)

JP: Alex might just have this match� AND the Prime Time Title� WELL within his grasp, Neil!

ND: Thorn took Pure Amazement to the outside, I don't think he is even close to being conscious!!

(Addams tells Stryc-9 to hold up Thorn. Stryc-9 does, and Alex goes over to grab the little blue cooler Thorn threw into the ring. With Stryc-9 holding Thorn standing, Alex rears back, rushes, and NAILS Thorn on the forehead with the cooler. The top of the cooler comes off, while ice and water are thrown all around the canvas Alex sets the rest of the cooler down next to Thorn's head, and then non-chalantly makes a weak cover, with a leg hooked.)

JP: There's no ref though!! Stryc-9 took him out with a shot to the pills!!

(Alex swears loudly, and tells Stryc-9 to go and try to revive the ref. Stryc-9 goes over, and lifts up the referee, trying to get him to focus. Alex wonders why it is taking so long. Stryc-9 gets the ref standing, but that's when the ref realizes just who is in front of him. The ref starts yelling at Stryc-9, telling him to get out of the ring.)

JP: Stryc-9 and the Ref are fighting now!!

ND: Here comes Addams to break it up!!

(Addams lets go of the pin, and Thorn rolls into a ball on the canvas. Alex walks over to where the ref and 9 are fighting, then starts yelling at the ref, asking what the problem is.)

JP: The ref is taking a stand, and refusing to count until Strcy-9 is out of the ring!!!

ND: Well, Ok, I understand that� he did take a shot to the grapes�

(Thorn begins to stir on the mat, finally coming to, and trying to get up. Alex is still yelling at the ref. Alex gets tired of the ref, and just throws his arms up in frustration. Meanwhile, right when he does this, The referee shoves Stryc-9 into the turnbuckles hard, to the cheers of he fans.)

JP: The ref isn't gonna take anymore!!

ND: But Alex better watch out!! Thorn looks to be shaking out the cobwebs!!

(Right when Alex turns around, he sees Thorn already up. Blood is pouring down Thorn's face, from Pure Amazement, and the cooler. Right at this time, Stryc-9 is bouncing off the turnbuckle, back toward the ref. Thorn takes a step towards Alex, and Addams sees the can of beer in Thorn's hand. At the last second, Alex ducks, and goes behind Thorn. At this very same instant, Stryc-9 kicks the referee in the gut, doubling him over. As a result, Thorn sprays Beer Mist right into the eyes of Stryc-9. The fans cheer and laugh at the move.)

JP: Thorn spewed the Beer Mist, Alex ducked, the ref was doubled over in pain, and Stryc-9 took the Beer Mist right in the eyes!!

(With Stryc-9 blinded, Thorn feels comfortable turning around without fear of interference. Right when he turns around, Addams throws a superkick at his chin. Thorn sees this again in the nick of time, and dodges the kick. The foot of Alex goes over the still in pain ref, and RIGHT into the mouth of his blinded manager Stryc-9. Stryc-9 is sent flying over the top rope, and to the floor. The crowd again, is cheering and laughing.)

ND: POOR STRYC-9!! He saves the damn match, then gets Beer Misted and Superkicked!!

(Alex holds his head in worry at what he's done. He turns around to follow up his attack on Thorn, but Thorn is already waiting for him. The Prime Time Champ hooks Addams, and delivers a powerslam with a HUGE rotation through the table in the corner. The crowd breaks out into more 'E-W-C-L!!� chants.)

JP: POWERSLAM THROUGH THAT TABLE THORN SET UP EARLIER!!!

ND: He's going for the pin!!

JP: ONE-TWO!-� THRE NOOOO!!! Two count only!! How in the hell did he kick out of that?!?!

(The fans are in shock as well, as Thorn gets up, and slaps the mat in frustration. Thorn yells out �F*CK IT!!�, as he grabs Addams wrist, and drags him towards the middle of the ring. Thorn grabs the steel chair from the opposite corner, and steps out onto the apron. Thorn slaps the seat of the chair, calling for his finisher.)

JP: HERE IT COMES!! Here comes The Xtreme!!

(Thorn climbs to the top rope quickly, and jumps high into the air, Thorn extends his legs for a legdrop. While in midair, Thorn slides the chair under his legs, turning the standard legdrop into an Arabian Facebuster, AKA The Xtreme. The crowd �Oooh's� as Thorn flies through the air, and then gasps again when Thorn hits nothing but canvas.)

ND: ADDAMS MOVED!! ALEX MAY HAVE SAVED HIMSELF BY DODGING THE XTREME!!

(Thorn lands ass first on the canvas, and lags on the chair. He immediately tries to get up, but falls to one knee holding his back. This gives Alex the opportunity he wanted. When Alex rolled out of the way, he grabbed the kendo stick from the weapons corner, and with Thorn on one knee, Alex lays in a sickening shot to the back of Thorn's head. Thorn immediately falls face first onto the mat, holding the back of his head.)

JP: Addams has that Kendo Stick!! It's the only weapon that Thorn brought in that hasn't been used!!

(Alex stands Thorn up, and cracks him on the side of the head with the cane again, and this sends Thorn sprawling back into the corner. Alex lines him up for one more shot. The whistle of the cane flying through the air, and the crack of the cane on Thorn's head makes everyone cringe, as the stick splinters.)

ND: That Singapore cane is SHATTERED!!

JP: And so is Thorn's head!! Look at all that blood!

(Addams throws the stick out of the ring. He grabs the chair, and sets it up in the middle of the mat. After that, He sets Thorn on the top rope, gets on the second and hooks Thorn's neck.)

JP: NOT AGAIN!! Addams is going for Pure Amazement on the chair!!!

(The crowd is buzzing, but right before Alex is set to jump, Thorn takes his hands, and digs his fingers into Addams' eyes. Alex is blinded, and forced to release the hold. With This, Thorn hooks his own arm around the neck of Alex like a Dragon Sleeper. With a huge forward jump, and a nice spin put to it, Thorn drops the back of Alex Addams' head onto the steel chair mid-ring with a perfect reverse tornado DDT. The crowd starts cheering at the move.)

ND: HUGE COUNTER MOVE TO PURE AMAZEMENT!!

JP: THORN HAS THE CHAIR!!

(Thorn slides the chair form under the head of Addams, and quickly runs to a side corner. Thorn ascends the turnbuckles in no time, and gives the signal. Instead of setting The Xtreme up in air though, Thorn stands up straight, and holds the chair under the back of both legs.)

JP: He doesn't normally do The Xtreme like this, Neil�

(With a leap, Thorn jumps into the air, and FLIPS. BOTH of Thorn's legs are on the chair, as he flips all his weight onto Addams. Thorn hits an amazing flipping legdrop through a chair, AKA, An ATOMIC Arabian Facebuster. Thorn's new version of The Xtreme has the fans out of their seats, chanting �Holy sh*t!� and �E-W-C-L!� again.)

JP: GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN!! THORN JUST POUNDED THAT CHAIR INTO ALEX ADDAMS' FACE WITH A FLIPPING XTREME!!!

ND: If that's not the finish, I don't know what is!!

(The ref is right there, as Thorn rolls an arm over on Alex, and makes the cover.)

JP: ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!! YES!! Thorn is STILL the Prime Time Champion, and GOOD LORD, what a hell of a match!!

ND: These two put it all out on the line, and gave us ALL that they had!!

(The ref finds the belt in all the wreckage, and places it on Thorn's chest. He raises Thorn's arm, and Thorn looks to exhausted to do anything else. Thorn holds the belt to his chest tight, and rolls out of the ring. He stumbles up the ramp, as blood continues to pour down the face.)

ND: Man do I feel sorry for the cleanup crew!! Wait a second!! Why clean it up?!?! It's Strait Hate vs. Johnathan Cable for the Hardcore belt!!

JP: I have no idea how they're gonna follow this one up, but knowing Strait, this is going to be ANOTHER wild match with Another member of the Executive!! First Thorn, now Strait Hate, is coming up!!

Johnathan Cable: "I am sick and tired of this shit! Strait Hate wants a war... then Hate's got a damned war! I am going to get my title back if it the last thing I do!"

(Scene cuts back to the commercials as Cable walks off down th hallway.)

(Commercials).

(He looks back up to the mirror and wipes the blood on his face, in designs like an indian face paint. Two streaks across and one streak down the left side of his face. He redabs his paintbrush from with his blood pallet and makes the same markings on the right side of his face).

(He makes a sick smirk....then...WHAM! He headbutts the mirror. Its all cracked and Strait smiles as a trickle of blood runs down his forhead. He again smiles into the broken mirror, which is a model of disfigurement. He then walks away, leaving the sink a bloody mess).

(Scene fades out).

JP: Ok, it really looks like both men are ready for this upcoming match here. Although I doubt its gonna be like a wrestling match. You won't see much wrestling I reckon.

ND: You could be right about that one there John.

JP: Strait Hate won the Extreme Title at Executive Decision. He defeated Johnathan Cable who just before had to fight a tagmatch to defend his tagtitles. He succeeded in that but after that match The Legion came out and destroyed Cable's goal to regain both his titles. They ruined his options against Strait Hate and so he lost after in a cruel match with Strait.

ND: Well I think you should give Mr. Big Ass a bit more credit than that. Sure Cable had some disadvantage but Strait showed that night and showed ever since he got in the EWCL that he truely is hardcore and he deserves to be the Extreme Champion.

JP: Did you just call him Mr. Big Ass?

ND: ...Uhm..yes I think I did.

JP: Well anyway, that sounds better than The Highflying Miracle. hehehe. There's only one man that goes by that name and thats Drake Laps and Cazzo better know that.

ND: You can't blame the prez for protecting his property.

JP: Nope, you can't. But back to this match. Its time that both men come out and show what they got. I hope you don't have a weak stomache coz this promises to be a bloodfest.

(A welcomed burden by Disturbed starts to play and Johnathan Cable comes out from the back. Cable brings his weelbarrow to the ring. In the weelbarrow we see a bull chain, the street sign, and his lead pipe. We also see several boxes of metal thumb tacks, and a roll of industrial strength barbed wire. Furthermore we see a big wooden driver(Golf Club), and a set of barbed wire hockey sticks. Finally a large plumber's Monkey Wrench. Cable reaches ringside and he throws a couple of items into the ring).

(Time is mine by Tony Iomi and Phil Anselmo starts to play and Extreme Champion Strait Hate comes walking out. He got a determined look on his face and he carries a sportsbag to the ring. He reaches the ring, throws the bag into the ring and climbs in).

Ding ding ding.

JP: Cable and Strait stare at eachother and stay away from the weapons at first. Thats amazing already. Cable and Strait circle eachother for a couple of seconds before they tie up.

ND: Wow a tie up in an Extreme Match!!! Strait with a quick knee to the midsection and Cable goes to one knee. Strait comes in and he doesn't want to play scientific, he wants to go at it right away!! Strait with a lariat that takes Cable to the mat. Strait now goes over to his sportsbag and he takes a few items out of it. We see a cheesegrater, wow we seen an actual knife there. Holy crap!!! Strait laughs like a madman and he then grabs a butchers knife.

JP: Ok, I think this goes too far here!! This still is suppose to be entertainment here.

ND: Hey, are you gonna stop him?

JP: You called him Mr. Big Ass before.

ND: That doesn't mean I want a knife stuck in my ribs.

JP: Strait now approaches Cable. Cable got back to his feet again and he sees the psychotic look in Straits face. He then sees the knife and even Cable is a bit shocked by that. Strait charges in on Cable and swings the knife, but Cable manages to block it and with a karate kick he kicks the knife out of Strait hands.

ND: Ooooh Chuck Norris style!!!! All we need is someone flying through a window and then we have a Chuck Norris movie!!

JP: The referee quickly takes the knife and brings it over to the timekeepers table. Cable and Strait are now handing out right and left hands in the ring. It has turned into a real streetfight!! Cable nails Strait in the head with a big right hand and he then quickly takes his golfclub and ...WHACKKKKKSSS.....slamms Strait in the head with it!! Strait stumbles backwards, but he doesn't go down. Cable comes in again and nails him again with that golfclub!! But Strait still doesn't go down. What on earth has gotten into this man, he looks like a character out of a zombie movie!!

ND: Cable looks at his golfclub, spits on it and then swings it again and ...WHACKKKKK....this time Strait falls down to the mat...... Cable drops the golfclub and he grabs the cheesegrater. He goes over to Strait and uses the cheesegrater on Straits forehead!!! Oooh nooooo. I think the blood is flowing already!!! Cable throws the cheesegrater to the outside and he lifts Strait up and sends him into the ropes. When Strait comes off Cable picks up the street sign and he ramms it into Straits head!! He really is busted open from that one there!!!

JP: While Strait is recovering, Cable slides out of the ring and he reaches under the ring for a table. While he is out of the ring, he sets the stairs upright next to the ring, and then takes the table into the ring. Cable gets back in and he sets the table up as a platform in the corner. Cable goes over to Strait and he lifts him up onto the table. Cable climbs up himself and he'll lifts Strait in a military press slam. OOOOOH MMMMY GODDDDD!!!! CABLE WITH A MILITARY PRESS SLAM AND HE THROWS STRAIT OFF OF THE CORNER PLATFORM ONTO THE WAITING STAIRS ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!....Thats the first time I have seen a big man like him land on stairs like that!!

ND: I guess Cable has been shopping at the drugstore huh. Just look at his arms.

JP: Please don't make comments like that if you can't back it up. Remember when you spread that kind of rumours about Steel Brasco.

ND: Yeah so?

JP: Where is Steel now?

ND: I don't know.

JP: My point exactly.

ND: Strait is layed out on the outside now, laying in his own blood. Meanwhile Cable climbed on the toprope and he jumps off for a toprope kneedrop on Strait. OOoh man!!!! Cable is really showing Strait his stuff!!! Cable picks Strait up by his bloody hair and he irish whips him into the opposite steel ringpost!! Strait goes in hard backfirst and Cable comes charging in right after. But ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh Strait moves out of the way in time and Cable flies in shoulderfirst!!! This could be the break that Strait needs. Cable regroups himself and he moves back over to Strait now, he grabs him, but oooooooh lowblow by Strait!!

JP: Strait backs that up with a kick to the gut and a fast DDT that sends Cable headfirst into the concrete. Strait moves over to Cables weelbarrow and he takes a box with metal thumbtacks out of it. He walks back towards Cable and he stomps him to the head 3 times. Strait then empties the box with metal thumbtacks on the concrete floor. He then lifts Cable up and ......HE PILEDRIVES CABLE INTO THOSE METAL THUMBTACKS!!!......Holy Shittt!!!! Strait still has that psychotic look on his face. Strait now grabs Cable and he throws him backfirst into the secutiry guardrail. Strait charges in and he clotheslines Cable over the guardrail into the crowd.

ND: Strait then looks up to the apron and he points to it. The crowd gives it reaction and we see that Strait goes up to the apron. He looks back at Cable, who's laying on the ground in the crowd. Strait jumps up, uses the second rope as a springboard and WOWWWWWW.....ASAI MOONSAULT OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND HE LANDS ON CABLE!!!....He did it again!!! Ok, now We can call him The Highflying Miracle. Or hey why not call him "The Highflying Big Ass". That suits him good!!! .....

JP: Strait landed on Cable and he now goes over to a female in the crowd and he ripps off he shirt....leaving the girl standing in her bra!!!!....Is that allowed?

ND: I don't know, but next time Strait should pick a more beautiful girl with bigger breasts!!!

JP: Strait takes the shirt and he puts it around Cable's head and he starts to strangle him with it. OOoh man thats unbelievable!!

ND: It could be worse.

JP: Yeah?

ND: Yeah he could be strangling him with a pair of panties.

JP: Don't make me smack you again!!

(Cable is almost unconscious from that stranglehold. Strait pulls Cable up, but yet still holds on to the shirt in the stranglehold. He drags Cable by the shirt over the guardrail back to ringside. He then drags Cable to the apron and he rolls him back in the ring again).

JP: While Cable is layed out in the ring, Strait grabs two tables from under the ring and he sets them up on top of eachother on the outside!! Strait takes his time and while he is setting up the tables we see that Cable rolled out of the ring again and he grabs the ladder that they are gonna use later on tonight in the ladder match. Cable brings the ladder back in the ring and sets it up. At the same time Strait gets back in the ring and the two go at it again with shots to the head. Cable gets the upperhand now and he comes in with a couple of punches that sent Strait into the corner.

ND: Cable lifts Strait on the toprope and Cable climbs on aswell. Cable hooks in a front face superplex that has to sent Strait to the outside and through those two tables. But just when he wants to execute it, Strait blocks it!! He counters by kicking Cable in the gut and he turns him around somehow and .....MICHINOKI DRIVER OFF THE TOPROPE TO THE MAT!!!!......The big pshycho is lose now!!! ...Strait gets to his feet a couple of seconds later and he brings the ladder to this side and he sets it up. He then starts to climb the ladder. Hey doesn't he know that the ladder is up later? hehe.

JP: Strait is almost on top, and he already signaled that he's gonna do an asai moonsault off the ladder!! Ooh my Godd I can't wait to see that!!!......But while he is climbing Cable gets up slowly. He gets to his feet and he stumbles into the ladder and .....OOOOOOOOOOHHHH.... THE LADDER FALLS INTO THE ROPES AND STRAIT FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE AND THROUGH THOSE TWO STACKED UP TABLES!!! Did you see that!?!?!?!?!?!? Strait Hate went through two tables there!! I cannot believe it!!! That's insane!!! That could have ended his life there!!

ND: Strait Hate is layed out on the outside and inside the ring Cable is also still recovering. After 20 seconds he rolls to the outside and he goes over to Strait. He picks him up and uppercuts him. He then grabs a piece of barbewire out of his weelbarrow. He wraps it around his fist and he then starts to ramm his fist into Straits face!! But wowwww!!!! It looks like Strait likes it??!?!? It looks like he thinks its amusing to have barbedwire bashed into his face!! He's smiling, he's actually smiling there!!! Its not true!! I cannont believe this!!

JP: Even Cable can't believe it. He then plants his fists into Straits face and he makes a mark in his face with the barbedwire. He then lets go and gets rid off the barbedwire. While Cable moves back to his weelbarrow to find some more tools to play with, Strait grabs his sportsbag and he takes a staplegun out of it!!

ND: Ooh noooo not a staplegun. Thats gonna bring back the days off Dan Prohibition. Mr. Staplegun himself.

JP: Strait hides the staplegun behind his back and he plays possum when Cable returns. Cable got a barbedwire hockeystick in his hands and he goes to swing it, but then Strait takes the staplegun and he staples Cable right into his left arm!! .....OOOOOOOHHHH!!!! And we can hear Cable screaming it out from the pain!!! And Strait isn't done yet, as he staples Cable in the arm some more!! ...CLICK....CLICK.....CLICK......He stapled Cable four times in his arm!!! That guy is sick!! I tell you he needs to be in a mental institution!!

ND: There's blood flowing out of Cable's left arm, but he still moves on. He swings the hockeystick with his right arm and ...BAMMMMMMMM....he nails Strait in the head with it. Strait staggers backwards and Cable hits him again...WHAMMMMMM....Strait stumbles more backwards and he falls into the guardrail. Cable comes charging in, but ooooh Strait backdrops him over the guardrail into the crowd!!! Cable lands on his back and Strait climbs into the crowd aswell and he picks Cable up and hands out some shots to the forehead. Cable is stunned but still tries to fight back. The two fight their way all the way up to the higher stands.

JP: Where the hell are they going? Cable and Strait are using the last energy they got. Both men are busted wide open and bleeding in several places. They fought their way up and they moved up to the higher stands, well actually its a balcony. Oooh mmmmy Goddd!!! They are fighting on the edge of that balcony now!! And I can't imagine that they both got good visual of what they are doing there!!!! They are fighting on the edge and they are about 20ft high up!! Strait with a right hand, but Cable returns it!! Strait then comes in with another right hand that sends Cable backwards a bit.

ND: Cable grabs a chair from a fan that got up from his seat and he storms in on Strait with it. But Cable didn't notice that Strait pulled out something out of his pocket. It seems to be lighter fluid and he squirts it in his mouth. Is he gonna commit suicide or what?

JP: Neil!!

ND: Strait got a lighter in his hands and Cable comes charging in and .......JUST WHEN CABLE WANTS TO NAIL STRAIT WITH THE CHAIR STRAIT SPARKS THE LIGHTER AND BLOWS A FIREBALLS INTO CABLE'S FACE!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!!.......HOLY SHIT!!!.........AND CABLE LOSES HIS BALANCE AND HE FALLS INTO STRAIT AND ........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! STRAIT CAN'T HOLD HIM AND THEY BOTH FALL OFF THE EDGE OF THAT BALCONY AND THEY FALL 20FT DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!

JP: MEDICS!!! MEDICS!!!.........

ND: Cable and Strait just took a real nasty fall there!!! Cable got that fireball in his face and lost his balance and fell right into Strait and then they both fell off the balcony to the ground!! They both are unconscious on the concrete!! What do you expect. The referee comes in and he checks on both wrestlers. He checks them and he then turns around and shakes his head and calls for the bell!!

JP: This thing is over.

ND: How can this be over? Hello this is a hardcore match, it can't end like this?

Ding ding ding.

JP: Uh...I think it just did.....Both men are injured that bad after that fall from those stands that this match has been ended. We have ourselves a draw people!!! After a match like this, we have a draw.

ND: You know what I say. Let them face again next week on Insurgence!! Main Event!!!

JP: Sounds cool to me!

(While the medics are checking on Strait and Cable we go to the commercials).

(Commercials).

(Scene fades out).

JP: Oooh that doesn't look good there!! Let us hope that both wrestlers are doing ok.

ND: Welcome back to EWCL destruction!! Man tonights is gruesome sofar!! Foreign objects, tables, chairs, coolers, cheesegraters, fireballs, balcony falls. And we still have two bad things to go.

JP: Two?

ND: Yeah two. The ladder and ...the worst thing of them all

JP: What?

ND: ...JEZEBELLE..

JP: I thought you liked her?

ND: Yeah sure I mean she does look cool in her typical kind of way.

JP: I bet you got those words from Christ.

ND: .....uhm........But anyway Jezebelle is gonna try to prevent Christ from winning this match tonight, thats something we can say for sure.

JP: Let us first concentrate on the upcoming match. We have Nick Dangerous and Jerry Campbell in a ladder match. Above the center of the ring they are gonna hang up Nick's EWCL Titlebelt. The one to climb the ladder and grab the title gets the win and the title.

ND: Nick Dangerous and Jerry Campbell.

JP: Alot can be said about them.

ND: But please don't!

JP: Hey they deserve an introduction.

ND: Yeah but do I have to listen to it?

JP: Yes dammit Neil.

ND: Can't we just say that the Canadian is gonna fight the one with the midget?

JP: No, you can't.

ND: I just did.

JP: Yes, but you can't say that.

ND: But I just did.

JP: Oh my God. This is turning into a Jerry Campbell - Nick Dangerous discussion.

ND: Hey you wanted an introduction.

(Fire in the Head by Tea Party hits the PA System as Nick Dangerous makes his entrance. Nick enters the ring and takes a mic before Jerry enters the ring as the crowd boo's him.)

Nick: Oh right, begin your weekly routine of booing an EWCL hero.

(The crowd boo's louder.)

Nick: Before Jerry Campbell comes out for slaughter, I want to tell you, the EWCL fans, a little something about what's about to go down. Ladies, gentlemen, if you have kids here below the age of eighteen, you may want to cover their eyes, they are about to see an act of violence like never seen before, there will be blood, and it won't be mine.

(The crowd boo's louder.)

Nick: WAIT! I'm not finished yet! if the minors are to take examples from the extremities that are about to take place in this ring, they might think that violence like this is tolerable for a healthy family, so again, make sure they don't watch, hell, take em' for a quick bite to eat at the consession stand, it shouldn't take too long for me to beat Campbells ass in.

(The crowd continues their booing.)

Nick: Go ahead, keep hating me, you're just pumping me up for more. So with no further delay, I dedicate this Executive ass kicking to all of you, The EWCL Fans.

(The crowd boo's even LOUDER.)

Nick: Now Campbell, move your ass on out here, I'm ready to climb.

(Dangerous hands the title over to the referee who hangs it up above the center of the ring).

(Country Grammar by Nelly starts to play and Jerry "5 Star" Campbell comes walking out with Moogatu. The crowd starts to cheer both of them on. Campbell is putting his hand to his ear like Hulk Hogan does and Moogatu tries to drag Jerry over to ringside. Finally the two reach the ring).

JP: Campbell is still on the outside and he grabs the ladder and he shoves it into the ring. He then climbs in the ring and sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring. What is he doing? I bet this is the first time he is in a ladder match or not? Ding ding ding.

JP: The bell rings and Jerry Campbell looks at Nick Dangerous for a moment and he then starts to climb the ladder. What the hell? Dangerous looks a bit surprised and he chuckles to himself. He thinks that Campbell is joking around here. But instead Campbell gets higher and higher on that ladder. Nick Dangerous then starts to panic a bit and he then bounces into the ropes and comes off and dropkicks into the ladder and the ladder falls to the side and Jerry Campbell lands crotchfirst into the ropes!! Oooh that hurts!!

ND: Oooh I bet he even likes that!!

JP: Dangerous rushes over to Campbell and he clotheslines him over the toprope to the concrete floor!! Campbell lands on his back and Dangerous laughs and he acts like he looks on his watch. He then sets the ladder up and starts to climb it. When Nick gets halfway up there, it is Campbell who climbed back into the ring again. He climbs the ladder behind Dangerous and he grabs a hold of him and ......HE POWERBOMBS DANGEROUS HALFWAY OFF THE LADDER!!!! ...Man this match has only just started and they're doing things like that already? Good Godd!!!

ND: Dangerous is out cold and Campbell is also taking his time right now. After about 8 seconds he picks up Dangerous and he chops him to the chest 4 times. Campbell irish whips Dangerous into the ropes and when he comes off he grabs him in a sleeper hold!!! Wow, we haven't seen that in a long time!!! Dangerous is struggling and he's trying to reach for the ropes.....and he reaches them. The ref stops Campbell and Dangerous is coughing for air. Campbell grabs the ladder and he folds it up and he places it straight up in a corner. He then goes over to Dangerous and he kicks him into the midsection and he then irish whips him into the direction of that corner!!

JP: And Dangerous flies hard backfirst into the ladder!!! OOUUUUCHHHHH!!!!!.....Jerry Campbell then comes charging in and he body splashes on top off Dangerous!!! Campbell moves backwards and Dangerous falls face first into the mat. Campbell kicks the Canadian to the back off the head and he then drags him to the center off the ring and comes back for the ladder. Campbell lays the ladder on the mat and he picks up Dangerous. He sets the EWCL champion up for a piledriver on the ladder, but oooooh Nick blocks it!!! And he reverses it and backdrops Campbell onto the ladder!!

ND: Dangerous moves up and he grabs the ladder and he places the top off it to Campbells throat. He's choking the life out of Campbell with that ladder now!!! After about 10 seconds Dangerous stops and he drops the ladder and grabs Campbell by the hair. He then sends Campbell into the ropes and when he comes off he lifts him up and .....SPINNING SAMOAN DROP ONTO THE LADDER!!!!.....What a move there!!! ....Campbell is on the mat and Dangerous pulls the ladder from under him and sets it up. The Canadian champion starts to climb the ladder now.

JP: But before he gets all the way to the top, Campbell recovered again and he climbs the other side off the ladder. They both get on top and start to hand out fists. Campbell then ramms Dangerous his head into the top off the ladder and .....HOLY SHITT!!!!!.....HE DOES A FLYING BULLDOG OFF THE LADDER TO THE MAT!!!!.......Thats just insane!!! .....Thats ridiculous!! Thats unreal!!! .........Dangerous is knocked out and that move also took alot out of Campbell. Moogatu is clapping his hands now and cheering Jerry on.

ND: Campbell is the first to get back up again. He grabs Dangerous and he throws him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Campbell clotheslines him. Jerry lifts Dangerous up and he suplexes him into the mat. Campbell focusses back on the ladder now and he places it under the titlebelt and starts to climb it. When he's halfway up he looks back and sees that Dangerous is still on the mat. Campbell gets up higher and higher. But Nick Dangerous got back up on his feet again and he starts to climb the ladder. He chases Campbell and he catches up on him fast.

JP: He reaches Campbell and he hits him into the midsection. Campbell tries to kick Dangerous off the ladder, but its not really working. Dangerous gets on the same step and he ....oooooooh HE POKES CAMPBELL IN THE EYE AND FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SPINEBUSTER OFF THE LADDER TO THE MAT!!!........Both these men are really giving and showing it all in this ladder match. Neither one of them is known in the EWCL for their ladder matches. That mostly has been the stuff for Drake Laps and Chris Christ or when we go back in time for Shane Johnson. But now Dangerous and Campbell are showing that they can handle themselves aswell in this kind of match.

ND: Jerry and Nick are both layed out and the ref is checking on both of them now. While the ref is doing that we see that Moogatu is climbing into the ring. What the hell is that midget up to? Is he gonna help Campbell?

(Moogatu first looks at Jerry and Nick and then he looks at the ladder. He goes over to the ladder and he starts to climb it to the top).

ND: God no!!! The midget is climbing the ladder!!! Moogatu is passed halfway now. He's going pretty fast with those little legs, hehhee.. Oooh sorry, my apologies to the midget population. ....Uhmm..anyway....Moogatu has almost reached the top off the ladder now. He gets on top and .....and ......HAHAHAHAHAAAA.....He stands on top off the ladder and he's still too little!!!! He can't even grab the titlebelt!!! Hahahahaaa. Now thats hilarious!! That beats kicking the shit out of a golden midget, doesn't it.

JP: I got no idea what you are talking about Neil.

ND: ....Oh....

JP: Moogatu is still standing on top off the ladder and he's cursing and swearing. He starts to climb down again, but he's not aware of it that Dangerous got back up again. Moogatu gets off the ladder and when he turns around he looks right at ....well he looks right at the groin of Nick Dangerous. Not a real pleasant look I bet. But anyway, Moogatu looks up and looks into the eyes of the Canadian. Dangerous chuckles and he smacks the midget in the head and he then lifts him up and DDT's him hard into the mat!! Now thats not how you treat a midget, now is it.

ND: Dangerous turns around, but Jerry Campbell meets him with a Spear that takes him down. Campbell then climbs halfway up the ladder and he then dives off for a guillotine legdrop on top off Dangerous!!! And he hit it!!! Nice move there by TAFKATR.

JP: I know I shouldn't ask, but who?

ND: TAFKATR.

JP: Meaning?

ND: The Artist Formerly Known As The Rat!!

JP: Oh God.

ND: Thank you.

JP: Campbell stomps Dangerous down a few times and he then goes to climb the ladder again. I think thats his tenth attempt or something. But again he can't make it all the way to the top as Dangerous is also climbing the ladder again. He catches up behind Campbell, ....and he ....LOWBLOWS HIM!!!.....OOOOOH NOOOOOOO!!!!.....Dangerous then lifts Campbell up and ....REVERSE SUPERPLEX OFF THE LADDER!!!.....Campbell lands hard on the mat now!!! .....These two really will be damaged goods by tomorrow. Campbell is almost unconscious now and Dangerous is wiping the sweat and blood out of his eyes. He crawls over to the ropes and gets back to his feet. He lifts Campbell up and he atomic drops him.

ND: Dangerous then folds the ladder up again and he lays it on top off Campbell. Dangerous then goes to the corner and climbs it to the toprope. He gets on, but he notices that Campbell is not under the ladder anymore!! Instead Campbell comes in and bounces into the ropes, thus making Dangerous lose his balance and falling crotchfirst onto the turnbuckle and falling down to the mat!! Campbell drags Dangerous over and lays the ladder on top off him. Campbell goes to the toprope now and.....HE DIVES OFF FOR A CROSSBODY ON THE LADDER AND DANGEROUS AND .....HE HITS IT!!!!....OOoooh God!!!! But that also took alot out of Campbell. Both men are knocked out laying on the mat...The ref is checking on both of them now.

JP: After about 20 seconds it is Jerry Campbell who's the first to get back up again. He gets to his feet and Campbell sets the ladder up, but oooooh Nick Dangerous comes out of nowhere from behind him. He turns him around and ......DANGER DRIVER!!!.....Good Godd!!!! ....Dangerous then starts to climb the ladder and he gets higher and higher.....He reaches the top now and .......HE GRABS THE TITLEBELT!!! NICK DANGEROUS IS STILL THE EWCL CHAMPION!!!!....He defeated Jerry Campbell in this ladder match!!! Well done by the champ. And The Executive is still looking strong. ND: I really thought that Campbell was gonna win this thing. Dammit!!

JP: You are suppose to be objective here Neil.

ND: Objective my ass John.

(Commercials).

JP: Some matches we have seen sofar.

ND: Truely real exciting.

(At that moment Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. Monique is on his right and the two make their way to ringside. An asshole chant starts right after the Prez came out. The two reach ringside and Cazzo asks a mic and enters the ring with Monique).

Prez Cazzo: Now, now, now no time to booo me right now!!

JP: Why not?

Prez Cazzo: I'm here because I am gonna announce another match for the "WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE" PPV.

(The crowd cheers).

Prez Cazzo: As you heard earlier tonight two matches for When Worlds Collide will be announced tonight. One match on IWF's Too Hot For TV and one match here on Happy Days. Now I'm not gonna get into the match that will be announced on Too Hot For TV. We'll find that out soon enough. I can however announce one match that we are gonna see at the PPV.

ND: Common, say it, say it!!

Prez Cazzo: Do you want me to announce it?

(The crowd screams yesssss).

ND: YESSS!!!

Prez Cazzo: Alright then. The following match has been added to the "When Worlds Collide" Card that will air live on PPV at September 1st....

ND: Just say the fricking match!!

Prez Cazzo: OUR REIGNING TAGTEAMCHAMPIONS............ THE NEW EVOLUTION (JOHNATHAN CABLE AND MYSTIC)....... WILL TAKE ON THE IWF TAGTEAMCHAMPIONS.......... KYLE DRIVER AND LANTZ SHERIDAN......!!!

(The crowd goes bananas after that announcement).

Prez Cazzo: Thank you.

(Cazzo drops the mic and climbs out of the ring and leaves the ring).

JP: Thats gonna be some match there!!

ND: OOoh yes it sure is gonna be!!

JP: Ok, now we know all about that, it is time for our main event match. The unification of The Executive and the Universal Titlebelt.

ND: The Messiah is gonna take it all tonight, oh hell yeah!!

JP: Chris Christ won the Universal Title at Executive Decision in June. Then a few weeks later Prez Cazzo came up with the Executive Title. He first handed it over to Blade, but Blade lost the week after at Survivor to MacBeth. In the eyes of Cazzo the Executive Title is the only one, but in the eyes of the fans its the Universal Title that count. Tonight those two titles will be united. Who will walk out of Happy Days as the real champion, thats the question.

ND: Not hard to answers in my eyes.

JP: Yes we know that Neil.

(At that moment Got you by the balls by AC/DC starts to play and "The Messiah" Chris Christ comes walking out. The crowd starts to cheer the Universal Champion on loudly. The Universal Champion makes his way down the aisle to ringside. He is wearing his Universal Title around his waist. He gets to the ring, hands his title over to Jay Blue and enters the ring).

(The lights in the arena go out as the faint opening strands of the Danny Lohner remix of a perfect circle's "Judith" begin to play. The Cazzotron comes alive as words begin to flash across the screen.

"When the smoke clears and Sean Corvik is finally defeated,"
"you'll be shocked to see who's standing there."
"Past, present and future shall come together."
"There is a new saviour..."
"Welcome to my world."
Blue and white strobes and fog fill the entrance way as the CazzoTron flashes...

"ENTER MACBETH"

MacBeth emerges from the smoke and strikes the pose of the crucifix. Jezebelle is right next to him. The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos. His black, sleaveless, leather trenchcoat billows behind him as he makes his way to the ring... never once acknowleging the crowd, instead focusing his eyes on the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and kneels in the middle of the ring. He makes the sign of the crucifix once more).

Ding ding ding.

JP: The bell has rung and the match can start. Neither man are looking away from the other as they begin to circle eachother. Christ shouts out "PIZZAZZ" and the crowd reacts to it by repeating him. MacBeth responds with giving Christ the finger. Christ is a bit stunned and smiles and the two lock up. Christ pushes MacBeth into the ropes and gives a clean break. The two lock up again and MacBeth pushes Christ into the corner. MacBeth moves in and he slaps Christ to the chest.

ND: However this fires The Messiah up and the two lock up again. Christ pushes MacBeth into a corner and puts a knee into the midsection and he follows that up with a couple of chops. Christ connects with another chop and he wants to irish whip MacBeth, but MacBeth reverses the whip into an arm-twist. He then pulls Christ forward and follows that up with a clothesline. MacBeth quickly gets on top off Christ and pounds him with right hands to the head. Christ reverses it on MacBeth and also hands out several hands.

JP: The two then roll to the outside and trade fists and chops around the ringside area. MacBeth gets the upperhand now and he drags Christ over to the steel ringpost and he ramms his head into it hard!! We see Jezebelle standing right next to them and she's laughing as MacBeth ramms Christs head into the ringpost again. Man she really is a bitch!! MacBeth now lifts Christ up and ....HE PILEDRIVES HIM TO THE CONCRETE!!!.....And Christ is busted open from that move!!! MacBeth picks Christ up and rolls him back into the ring again.

ND: MacBeth for the cover, ..............1...........................................2..........but Christ kicks out of it. MacBeth picks Christ up and he starts to work on that cut on the forehead. Christ manages to roll outside again to get some time to recover. MacBeth rolls to the outside and he tries to take advantage of the situation and he picks up the steel ringsteps and he goes over to Christ to slam them onto him. But Christ on the other hand gets a steelchair and ...BAMMMMMM....he nails the stairs with it and they crash right into MacBeths face!!!

JP: MacBeth falls to the floor and the ringsteps land on top of him. Christ now comes in and he starts to hit the steelchair into the ringsteps hard!! WHAMM......WHAMMMMMM.....WHAMMMMMM......MacBeth is now also bleeding. That evens the score I suppose!! Christ drops the chair and he takes MacBeth and he rams his head into the security guardrail. Christ then drags MacBeth over to the apron and he rolls him back into the ring again. Christ gets back in and he nails MacBeth with rights and lefts. Christ follows that up with several chops to the chest.

ND: Christ waistlocks MacBeth, but before Christ can do something, it is MacBeth with a mulekick!!! Ooooohhh!!! Christ goes down and MacBeth picks him up and executes a firemans carry!! MacBeth for the cover, but Christ kicks out after two. We can hear Jezebelle cheering MacBeth on as he drags Christ over to the corner. He lays Christ under the bottom rope and then places his boot on top off the ropes and chokes Christ like that. The ref is counting till 5 and then wants to stop MacBeth, but MacBeth only shoves the referee away. The ref comes in again and this time MacBeth actually stops.

JP: He grabs Christ and he sends him into the ropes. Christ comes off and he leapfrogs over MacBeth, stands behind him and ....SWINGING DDT!!!....MacBeth is layed out on the mat now and Christ hooks in a figure four leglock. MacBeth screams it out from the pain right now. The ref is doing his usual routine and asks if the Executive Champion wants to tap out or not. MacBeth is furiously shaking his head, he does not, I repeat not, want to tap out here. MacBeth now is trying to move back up, he moves his body back up and he tries to hit Christ with his right hand. He swings, but he misses. He swings again but he misses for a second time.

ND: At that moment we see that Jezebelle takes something out of her pantspocket. She grabs a pair off brass knuckles and she shoves them into the ring near MacBeth. When the referee is not paying attention MacBeth, who's still in that figure four leglock, grabs the brass knuckles and puts them on. He then swings again for a right hand and .......HE NAILS CHRIST IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!.....Christ lets go and MacBeth climbs to his feet. He gets rid off the brassknuckles and he limps over to Christ. Christ is still layed out and MacBeth slowly goes to the mat and hooks the leg for the win, ......1.......................................................................2........................but YESSSS Christ kicks out of it!!

JP: MacBeth cannot believe it. He thought that those brass knuckles would have done the job, but they didn't. MacBeth is swearing a bit and he then goes over to Christ, but ooooooh Christ with a small package for the cover, .....1.......................................................2..............but MacBeth kicks out in the last moment. Christ and MacBeth now both back on their feet again and they start to hand out fists back and forth. Christ then blocks one and he sends MacBeth into the ropes. MacBeth comes off and Christ with an overhead belly to belly suplex!!!

ND: Christ picks MacBeth up and he does snappmare and holds on to the head. He hooks in a headlock. Thats very smart coz now Christ can catch his breath for a bit. After about 15 seconds Christ lets go and he pulls MacBeth to his feet and throws him into the ropes again. MacBeth comes off and it's Christ with a spinebuster!! He then jumps on top off MacBeth and starts to hand out fist after fist and the crowd is loving it!! Christ hops back up now and he goes over to a corner and climbs the toprope. The Universal Champion gets on the toprope and he dives off for a frogsplash. But .....OOOOOOOHHHHH.....MACBETH LIFTS HIS KNEES UP IN TIME!!!

JP: And Christ is rolling around from the pain now. MacBeth uses the ropes to get back on his feet and he then grabs Christ and he chops him to the chest. He then irish whips him and when he comes off MacBeth does a drop toe hold!!! And Christ goes face first into the mat!!! MacBeth picks Christ up and he executes a side Russian Legsweep. Christ goes down again and MacBeth with a couple of stomps to the head. The Executive Champion grabs Christ and he irish whips him into a corner. Christ flies in hard and MacBeth follows in hot pursuit. MacBeth comes charging in, but oooooooh Christ sticks his elbow out and MacBeth flies in face-first!!!

ND: MacBeth staggers backwards and Christ moves in and dropkicks his opponent to the mat. Christ quickly for the cover, .........1............................................2..................kickout. Christ drags MacBeth over to the corner and he places him in a tree of woe position. Christ takes a few steps back and then laughs at the camera. He rushes in and .....CROSS OF BURDEN!!!....Thats one of Joe Johnsons trademark moves!!!!....Man, the guy has guts. I tell you he got balls, he really does!! He hits MacBeth right in the face and MacBeth falls down to the mat!! Christ drags him over to the center of the ring and he then picks him up. He hands out a couple of fists and he then irish whips MacBeth.

JP: MacBeth goes into the ropes and when he comes off Christ backdrops him. Christ bounces into the ropes and he comes off for an elbow drop, but oooohhhh MacBeth moved out of the way and Christ lands on the mat!!! MacBeth to his feet again and he waits till Christ gets back up again and ......HE SPEARS CHRIST!!!!......Christ goes down and MacBeth for the cover, .....1.........................................................................2...............................but Christ kicks out!!! He kicked out of that spear!!!

ND: MacBeth rolls to the outside and Jezebelle hands a steelchair over to him. Oooooh noooo, whats he gonna do with that?!? I know pretty silly question really. MacBeth moves up to the apron and wants to get back in the ring, .....but oooooooooooooooooooooohhh CHRIST RUSHED TO THE ROPES AND HE DOES A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE CHAIR AND IT HITS MACBETH IN THE HEAD!!!.....And MacBeth goes down to the concrete!!! Christ quickly rolls to the outside now and he drags MacBeth over to the guardrail. He lays MacBeth half on the guardrail. Christ then climbs back on the apron and .....HE DOES A SPINNING LEGDROP AND HITS MACBETH TO THE BACK OFF THE HEAD!!!!

JP: What a move there by Christ!! He picks MacBeth up and rolls him back into the ring again. The universal Champ gets in too and he picks MacBeth up and he sets him up for THE SIGN OFF!!!.......But wait a second!!!! At that moment we see that Jezebelle climbs on the apron and she's trying to distract the referee and Christ!!!!! I cannot believe this!!! .....Christ drops MacBeth and he moves over to Jezebelle. She shouts at him and Christ then grabs her by the hair and turns her around. Jezebelle is struggling, but Christ is too strong for her. Christ has turned her around and he slaps her on the ass!!

ND: Hahahaa now thats funny!!! Jezebelle screeches it out!!! Oh yeah smack her on that ass!!

JP: At the same moment MacBeth comes charging in on Christ, but Christ somehow notices him coming and he sidesteps MacBeth and he flies right into his sister!!! And MacBeth knocks Jezebelle off the apron to the floor!!! Christ turns MacBeth around, kicks him in the gut and ..........THE SIGN OFF!!!.......Christ going for the cover now and. ......1.............................................................................2.......................................................................3..........He wins!!! Chris Christ is the real champion!!! He's the real Universal Champion!!!

(The referee hands both the Executive Title and the Universal Title over to Chris Christ. Christ raises his hands in the air and the crowd goes nuts. The Messiah puts the Universal Title around his waist and he then rolls to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a sportsbag. He takes it with him into the ring).

(Then "Damned if I do" by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. He doesn't look too happy right now. Prez Cazzo makes it to the ring and he takes a mic out of his pocket).

Prez Cazzo: Hey Christ!!! Don't think you have won the war buddy!! You only won one battle!!! The Executive isn't done with you yet, boy!!!

(Chris Christ smiles at Cazzo and he then opens the sportsbag. Out of the sportsbag he takes a sledgehammer. The sledgehammer that he took from MacBeths lockerroom. Christ places the Executive Title in the center of the ring and he then swings the sledgehammer and .....RAMMS IT INTO THE EXECUTIVE TITLE AND SMASHES IT TO PIECES.....Cazzo is furious right now and he wants to climb into the ring. Christ is giving him the bring it on signal. But the president doesn't accept the challenge).

Prez Cazzo: THIS AIN"T OVER CHRIST!!!

(Cazzo drops the mic and leaves ringside and "Got you by the balls" by AC/DC starts to play).

ND: What a night!! What a great night!!

JP: Surely we have seen some great matches tonight Neil. And we have one real Universal Champion right now and thats Chris Christ. And its also good to see that someone finally stood up to The Executive!!

ND: Hey, I always said that The Messiah is OUR SAVIOUR!!

(Chris Christ then leaves the ring and we see that MacBeth is getting back to his feet again).

(Then all of a sudden the lights go out).

JP: What the hell?

(The CazzoTron comes on and the following words appear:

Macbeth.
I am more powerful than all the armies of the world
I am more violent than violence, more deadly than death
I have destroyed more men than all the nation's wars
I am relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath.
For all that you fear is...

The lights come back on again and Macbeth will be staring right at a mirror erected in the ring).

JP: Whats that mirror doing there?

ND: Don't know.

(A moment later Mystic with a CYNERGY BLAST!! He Superkicks MacBeth from the other side of the mirror and the mirror shatters on Macbeth!!!).

JP: Holy Shit!!! That mirror cut MacBeth big time!!!

ND: IT WAS MYSTIC!! IT WAS ALWAYS MYSTIC!!

JP: All that time we were thinking that it was Sean Corvik who posted those messages on the CazzoTron, but now it turns out to be Mystic. Now thats a big and I do mean big surprise!!! Holy shit!!!

ND: You can say that again.

(The CazzoTron comes on again and we see a beeping lifeline on it. The scene then fades out).