Date: 28th July 2002
Place: Philadelphia, PA
Arena: First Union Center

MacBeth: I'm sorry Alex. I'm sorry that I was never able to tell you that you were my role model. I'm sorry that I've let you down these past few weeks in my attempt to be as great in the ring as you were.

I allowed myself to be blinded by the hype that was created about me. It swirled around me and infested me. I thought it would all come easily for me. And then, Mary opened my eyes. She let me see the piece of shit that I had become that I couldn't see. I blamed everyone else but myself.

But, now I'm back on the right path. I've gotten my head out of my ass. I was too confident in knowing that I had you DECIDIE on my side. Things are different now.

(MacBeth turns toward the camera).

MacBeth: Blade, you don't know how bad it was for you to have my eyes opened for the first time in weeks. What I did to your brother and Sean was just a prelude to what I'll unleash tonight. A Last Man Standing match at the aptly named "Survivor".

Do you see the brutal irony in that Blade? What does it mean to be a Survivor of a match like that? I know but do you? I'll share it anyways... because I know the true meaning.

This Survivor will be the true representation of what our new Generation of stars is all about. It'll show the world that we're not like the old generation who was lazy and content to rest on their past laurels. It'll show the lengths that we are willing to go to, to be the VERY BEST this goddamm sport has to offer!

Are you willing to accept that mantle Blade? Are you ready to let it all hang out for the world to see.. in the Slut Hunt for the Universal Title? I am. I'm ready to do things, that no one else would be ready to commit in that ring tonight... no one except for Alexander, may his soul finally rest in peace.

Be ready Blade. I am.

(MacBeth turns back towards the grave and produces two yellow roses from his coat and places them on Glory's grave).

(Scene fades out).

A curtain of blood rolls slowly down the screen, forming itself around four bold, straight-edged letters�

EWCL SURVIVOR

The EWCL logo appears on the Cazzotron, followed by clips off the last couple of weeks.

JP: As the fireworks burn bright and strong over this sell-out crowd at the First Union Center, we welcome you to EWCL Survivor! And my God, do we have a night of surprises in store for you!

ND: Do you have to shout like that? I mean, I hate to say this, but when you hit that pitch you make me really miss Dean Thornton�.

JP: Not even you can bring me down on a night like this. For starters�.

(John is cut off abruptly as the lights dim and the Jumbo Screen brightens into life, a guitar riff exploding through the arena, competing with the frenetic drums for domination of the composition. The frantic pace builds as a bell chimes in the depths of the piece).

JP: OH MY! Tell me it isn't� here, tonight?! It can't be�.

ND: Save my spot, I'm going to the bathroom.

(Four times the bell chimes before the vocals explode, followed only mere moments later by the crowd).

'I AM AMERICAN BADASS'

(As Kid Rock hollers his anthem, upon either side of the ramp two enormous explosions threaten the very roof of the auditorium. As the brightness fades ever so slightly a figure steps into the entrance. Clad in jeans, a black T-shirt and a long black coat, he steps out onto the ramp and stares out at the roaring arena. He watches the crowd as they holler for The Rage, chanting his name in a tribute to a man who gave his all for his sport, returned to breathe new life into her, only to be betrayed and exiled by a 'good' friend. Burning bright and strong for several moments, the pyro eventually fades, until finally five words flash blindingly in white across the Jumbo Screen, leaving the familiar imprint of lightning upon the vision of the fans... 'The Revelation is at Hand'. With those words, he makes his way slowly down towards the ring).

(Rolling under the bottom rope, he comes to his feet and stands in the centre of the ring as the deafening noise rolls over him. He calls for a mic, and when finally the chant of 'Rage�Rage' refuses to die, he decides to begin nonetheless).

'Aw, c'mon, you're all acting like you thought you'd never see me again.' He grins about at the roaring crowd as they chant his name, 'Let's get one thing straight� it'll take more'n either Triple X OR Cazzo have got to put me down for good. And hey, you didn't think I'd miss this pay-per-view, did ya? I mean, this is where I won the Universal Title.'

Rubbing at his five o'clock shadow, O'Connor leans against the ropes. 'Now, as you can imagine, I'm not supposed to be here tonight. In fact, if I'm not mistaken, there are probably a dozen or so beefy security pugs on their way down to this ring right now to give me a guard of honour out of the building.' The fans boo. 'So, that said, big props to my boy Jimmy in the van for the musical menagerie. I owe you one sport.'

'Naw, I ain't goin' nowhere yet. You see, I came out to clear the air, and I'll be damned if I leave 'fore I get some crap off my chest. Now, first of all, let me address you Andrew Barrow.' Jeering resounds through the building. 'You know, hey, I of all people recognise that business is business. I know that you've gotta bunk where your bread's buttered. And I know that you probably received a healthy pay-off to give Eric back his company. On a personal level, I can almost accept that� I understand that. But brother, you cost me one HELL of a lot of money at Executive Decision, and that, my friend, is real personal. That's gonna cost ya. And it's like I was saying to your wife in bed last night man� you come to the dance, you better be prepared to boogie. Next time we meet, I'm gonna do more than take your wife over your gaudy sofa� I'm gonna take your livlihood, I'm gonna take your self-respect, and I'm gonna take your vintage collection of Star Trek plates you son-of-a-bitch!'

The fans cheer as O'Connor carries on. 'But you're not here tonight� I know 'cos I didn't see your trailer out the back� you know, the one with that sticker that says 'Honk if you're a hermaphrodite'? But Eric� you're here, aren't you? And I've been giving our match a lot of thought, as you can tell. And you know, it occurred to me why you won� why you outsmarted me. You see, I came in here so desperate for acceptance, from the boys, from the fans, from the critics, and all the while you were plotting, scheming, gathering together your toy soldiers, and playing the cards you had. Me� I came back to the EWCL as Rick O'Connor: movie star, CEO, and human being.

'Big f*ckin' mistake.'

'See, you got that job in your blood� you're a promoter, pure and simple. You'll do what you gotta do, be who you gotta be, and cheat who you gotta cheat, to get what you want when you want it. What the Hell could Rick O'Connor bring to the table to compete with that?

'Nothing�.

'But Rick O'Connor should never have come to the table to start with. Rick had some good intentions� his heart was in the right place� but in the end, that means about a quart of piss and a limp hotdog, don't it? He just wasn't ruthless enough to beat you at your own game. Rick should never have come to the table at all.

'The Rage should have.'

The fans pop loud for the statement. A chant of 'Rage�Rage�Rage' rumbles again.

'It's too late for The Rage to make up for that mistake right now, but he's got a few things to get off his chest, and if you want The Rage to get the Hell off your program Van Zandt, you can suck it up, pull those sultanas you call testicles down from the shelf at the back of your pink with daisies kitchen, strap 'em on with some latex and crazy glue, and bring your saggy ass down here to do it yourself.'

The fans chant as the time ticks by.

'Right now Cazzo! Pull your d*ck out of your shoe and get your ass down to this ring RIGHT NOW so as The Rage can hand you your thank you maams with a healthy dose KISS MY MUTHA-F*CKIN ASS!!!'

J.P: Now this is a rematch I'd like to see!

N.D: Don't antagonise the boss!

'Life of Agony' finally hits, and Eric Van Zandt, a look of furious tension etched across his face, steps through the curtain flanked by a number of security guards. Immediately the crowd welcomes him with a cry of 'Asshole�Asshole�.'

The Rage shakes his head at Cazzo, waving a finger up the ramp. 'No, no, NO! Cazzo, The Rage didn't ask you to bring your boyfriends. He doesn't sit with all this politically correct, fairy-lovin' nonsense. Send the sphincter inspectors back through the curtain and to your dressing room, 'cos The Rage isn't going to waste his time with you tonight. Oh no, The Rage has bigger plans than that!'

Van Zandt brings a microphone to his lips as he gestures for the guards to head down the ramp. He is cut off before he can utter a syllable.

'Shut your hole you balding retard! You see, Rick O'Connor may have been about the lousiest CEO in the history of lousy CEOs, short as that book may be, but he wasn't the stupidest man in this business. No, no, you see, Rick O'Connor had a feeling you may have had something up your sleeve, and so he took one little precaution�.'

O'Connor pulls a slip of paper out oh his pocket and unfolds it. He wipes at it a little mock-sheepishly.

'Sorry Caz, got a little schmutz on it. Anyway, this here� this is great, you're gonna love this my man� this here is an open contract signed by the former CEO of this company, promising such former CEO a match� with any individual� any, Cazzo� at any date he should so choose, should he so wish to avail himself of such opportunity. And, oh boy, can you bet your rat's nest toupee his does.

'The date Cazman� September 29.'

The fans roar.

'The place� MCI Center, D.C!

'The venue� and you'll love this sport� Havoc II.'

The President's eyes flare, his head shaking involuntarily from side to side. He points an accusing finger at The Rage as the guards march down towards the solitary figure.

O'Connor waggles his fingers at them in mock fear. 'Now, as it stands, I don't need your signature on this priceless former tree� BUT� I am feeling generous tonight, so I'm willing to give you a good look if you think you can stop your legs shaking long enough to climb into this here ring, put out your hand, and ask politely.'

The guards climb onto the apron and O'Connor nods up the ramp at the furious executive. Okay, not tonight then, huh? Well, fax me if you change your mind.'

The guards surround O'Connor, and he raises his hands peaceably.

'Havoc Cazzo� you've got plenty of time� The Rage thinks you should use it to set your estate in order, buy yourself a mail-order bride, and get some use out of that d*ck pump you bought yourself over in Japan. 'Cos on September 29, The Rage is going to come to D.C, and he's gonna bring all Hell with him. Start counting the days little man� 'cos the Revelation is definitely at hand for one little lame duck�.'

O'Connor slips through the ropes and into the crowd before the guards can get to him. Cazzo screeches into the microphone 'Get that son-of-a-bitch! GET HIM! I want that son-of-a-bitch buried IN MY BACKYARD!'

JP: I don't believe it! I�.

Neil Down croaks 'That� is why you fail.'

JP: What? Was that supposed to be Yoda?

ND: Heheheh�.

JP: You're a child Neil. Tonight, already, we've had The Rage return to set up a rematch with Cazzo at Havoc II, and there's not a thing the Prez can do about it! What a shocker! And this show is only minutes through! What else is going to happen here tonight?!

ND: We can hope you go through puberty so your voice will drop an octave or two�.

ND: And don't forget about Chris Christ. He is also in the house. And he's gonna be the special referee in the Main Event match between Blade and MacBeth.

JP: Thats some main event we got there.

ND: It sure is.

JP: But what about all those other matches we have for you. It's gonna be a tough night for Johnathan Cable here in Philadelphia as he has not one, but two title defenses tonight. He could be the main man after tonight or he could walk out of here with nothing. First his tagteam the New Evolution will take on Drake Laps and Chris Outcast. Thats a rematch of last weeks match and last week it was pretty close, but Cable and Mystic managed to win that one. Now its the rematch and it could get as close or closer than last week. Then after Cable has to defend his Extreme Title against Strait Hate.

ND: Strait is still undefeated and he made very clear that he wants that Extreme Title around his waist. His big waist I might add.His waist is so big that...

JP: Common Neil, don't go making fat jokes about Strait. The last thing you want is Strait after you.

ND: Yeah yeah.

JP: We also are gonna see Kula back in action. Last week he earned himself a contract in one of those two contract matches. But he also already gained himself an enemy in Jerry Campbell.

ND: That rat.

JP: Campbell and Kula got into a fight last week before that contract match. Plus Campbell did ruin an TWA invasion as he made it happen that Stephen Jackson got eliminated in that second contract match. So Kula must be real mad at Campbell.

ND: Hey, who isn't.

JP: Other matches we have are Coby Belton verus Aaron Gold and the returning Prime Time Champion G-Flem taking on Thorn for the title. But we are gonna start off with ...

ND: What the hell?

(The beginning chords of "Highway To Hell" by AC/DC can be heard. Not knowing what is going on, the fans sit there in confusion, as do the commentators).

JP: Why can't we just start this show? Why? What does this mean?

ND: How am I supposed to know? I guess we can throw out the format again!!

(The song continues for a good bit of time, and the fans have a lot of tension built up wondering who in the hell could be making their debut here tonight at the beginning of the show. Then, the fans see some movement from the entrance way, as three people step up onto the ramp. Confusion sets in, as no one recognizes them for a split second).

JP: Who�?

ND: Oh, noooo� those three look familiar�

(On the top of the stage, clear for all to see, are Strait Hate, Thorn, and Mexican Jobber Extraordinaire, Jose Jose. Yet they are not themselves tonight� Thorn and Strait are dressed in matching yellow and green tye-die shirts, covered by plain jean overalls, with Thorn wearing a huge Afro wig. Both wrestlers are wearing the Groucho Marx glasses...complete with fake rubber nose and mustache. Their simple appearance makes the entire crowd laugh, especially Jose, who's wearing a bowtie over a neckbrace, really tight bicycle shorts, and a purple sport coat 4 sizes too big for him, displaying his Bigfoot like chest hair to the world. Slowly, the crowd starts to recognize what they're doing, and EVERYONE figures it out, and dies laughing, when the three hold up the signal for the 3-D�)

JP: Oh my God� they aren't�.

ND: HA HA HA!!! They are!!! They are parodying the Dudley Boys!!! This is f*cking great!!!

JP: I can see the lawsuits now�

(The trio of pseudo-Dudley's begin to walk down the ramp, with the fans chanting "Dudley's!! Dudley's!!" in between peals of laughing. Thorn and Strait imitate all of the Dudley's actions, including threatening the front row audience. They soon make it into the ring, and jump onto the turnbuckles, again with the sign of the 3-D. The crowd is laughing too hard to boo. They jump down, and Strait produces a mike from his overalls.)

Strait: I don't w-wh-wh-WHY all of you are la-lau-laughing at us!!! If it were up to us, the B-B-B-B-�

(Thorn smacks Strait in the back of the head, which gets him to stop, and makes the crowd laugh.)

Strait: The BLOODley boys would go out there and kick EVERY ONE OF YOUR ASSES!!

ND: The BLOODley boys!! HA!!

Strait: So what all of you need to do, is s-sh-shut the f*ck up, and let the B-B-B-BLOODley boys say their peace!!

(Strait then catches heat form the crowd amidst the laughing, and slowly hands the mike over to Thorn.)

Thorn: UNLESS You all want 36 and 3/8's inches of my BLOODley interracial dick in your mouths, you'd better ALL shut up right now, and let�

(The bit is still funny, yet the crowd has begin to play along, reacting to them as the would the Dudley's. A big "F*ck you, BLOODleys!!" chant erupts, which the wrestler play to perfectly, both flipping of the entire crowd and getting more heat. Jose is just standing there with his arms crossed.)

Thorn: That's right, SHUT THE F*CK UP!! Cause it's time for Brother Jose GERTNER to�TESTIFYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

(This gets more heat, and is still ever the more comical.)

JP: Oh, God� Jose Gertner�

(Thorn makes a big show of handing the mike to Jose, who flails his arms around like a chicken before taking the mike. Before saying anything, Jose pulls out a few index cards from his coat pocket, which makes more people crack up.)

Jose: Wheel, wheel, wheeeellllll� It es Eye�. The "Im-Mig-rat-ion-al Muff-Stuffer"� and "Go-ood Goll-y, Mees Moll-Y Damn Stud-lee Man"�

JP: This is just wrong�.

Jose: Jose� "Like good gard-ner, I'll mow Lawn, trim Hed-ges, and plant my seeds in your Bush!!"� Ger-tner�

(The crowd cracks up, and start chanting "Jose!! Jose!!" Gerter hears the reaction, and starts to play along more, flapping his arms when he gets the pop.)

ND: Ha, Gardner!! Bush!! Get it?? He's Mexican, so�

JP: STOP!!! We're on in Mexico, dumbass!!

(Jose moves on to the next card.)

Jose: And now� standing to me left� weighing in two-night at Slim, trim� buff, cut� Rip-ed Chi-sled� and Jaaaaaaaa-ck-ed OFF�

(The sex reference gets another pop. Thorn just smiles, and nods his head, as Jose flails his arms.)

ND: HAHAHAHAHAHA�. You're gonna have to call it� HA HA HA� this is too funny!!! HA!

Jose: 225 pounds� He es the BLACK-NESS bee-hind the PHAT-NESS� AND the WHITE-NESS bee-hind the VIOLENCE�From the west SI-IDE of BLOODleyville� edery rest-ling fans HEE-RO� edery rest-ling fans EYE-CON� and edery rest-ling fans BI-O-LOG-I-CAL FATHER�.

JP: Jesus, that's wrong!!

Jose: �.D-Vorce BLOODley!!!

(Thorn runs to the corner to pose with his new nickname, and the fans are still in hysterics, but booing along with the role. "D-Vorce" just flips them all off, as Jose switches cards.)

ND: D-Vorce!!! That's priceless!! HAHAHAHA!!

Jose: And to me right� the MUS-CLER bee-hind the HUST-LER, and the FAT-SH*T bee-hind the TRASH-E-NESS�weighing a RUFF, READ-EE, and really f*cking HORN-EE Three hun----

(Thorn and Strait quickly grab him and tell him something harshly, before pushing him back to the center of the ring.)

Jose: Sorr-ee� ONE hundred and six-ty Five pounds�the SOUP-ER LIGHT CRUI-SER-WEIGHT Cham-peen of the EWCL� and the MAYOR of BLOODleyville� Billy Joe Bob Mabel BLOODley!!!

(Strait goes to the corner, stands on the second rope, and gives the 3-D sign while the fans boo. Strait notices one certain man cussing and flipping Strait off. In a huff, he grabs Jose's mike, and he once again wobbles his arms, then he slides out of the ring along with D-Vorse and they stand next to the man.)

(Commercials).

(End of Commercial).

ND: Wooww Foxy Cleopatra!!

JP: Who?

ND: Nevermind John, I know that you are stuck in the fifties somewhere.

JP: Hey. I'm not that old!!

ND: Ok, sixties then.

JP: Let us start please. To start off we have a fourway match between Loki, Amazing Alex Addams, Lance Avarage and Jay Masters.

ND: Three of those four earned themselves a contract last week and tonight they have the honour to fight Jay Masters in the opening of the show.

JP: Yep, "Everyone's Hero" Jay Masters is back in action again after one week of no competition.

ND: I think we may see Loki and Addams focussing more on eachother than on the others. There seems to be some kind of rivalry going on between those two.

(The lights dim as the opening chords to "Calm like a bomb" by Rage Against the Machine start playing through the arena. As the lead guitar comes crashing in a huge purple and green explosion lights up the entrance way and emerging from the smoke is Loki. Loki is standing dressed in black wrestling tights with purple and green flashes running down the legs wearing a sleeveless Black Loki T-shirt. Loki walks down to the ring barely noticing the crowd before sliding into the ring and pulling his t-shirt off and throwing it into the crowd).

(Born as Ghosts by Rage Against The Machine starts to play and Amazing Alex Addams comes walking out. The two African midgets Diop and Ooga follow him to the ring. The three get mixed reactions from the crowd. Addams reaches ringside and he slides in the ring and stares at Loki).

(Everything Ends by Slipknot starts to play and Lance Avarage comes out. He walks to the ring and gets in).

(Finally Smells like teen spirit starts to play and Jay Masters comes running out from the back. The crowd starts to cheer him on right away and gives him a great pop. There are alot of Masters signs in the crowd, one of them says "A hero will save us". Masters reaches ringside and slides in).

Ding ding ding.

JP: The match has started and Loki and Addams are going for eachother right away. Addams with some right hands and Loki tries to block them. He manages to block the first few, but before he can have some offense action of his own it is Addams who comes in with a big uppercut. Loki stumbles backwards and Addams chops him to the chest. He grabs Loki by the arm and irish whips him into the ropes. Loki comes off and Addams with a belly to belly suplex!! Addams goes for the early cover, but Loki kicks out after one. Addams picks Loki up and throws him into the ropes again. This time Loki comes off and counters with a flying forearm!!

ND: Wow, that took Addams right to the mat!! Loki picks Addams up and hands out a jab. He then kicks him into the midsection and follows that up with a fishermans DDT. Now Loki goes for the cover early in the match, ..1.....................................2..............but Addams kicks out rather fast. On the other side of the ring we see that Masters and Avarage are fighting it out. Avarage had a bit of an advantage just before, but now Masters has turned it around and he throws Avarage into a corner. Masters runs in after and he splashes on top off Avarage!! Masters then steps on the bottom rope and starts to plant his fist into Avarage his forehead.

JP: ..1....2.....3.....4.....5......6......7.......8.......9.......10...And hear that crowd go!! They are definately cheering Masters on big time!! Masters gets out of the corner and he drags Avarage out and suplexes him to the mat. Masters into the ropes and he comes off with an elbow drop on Avarage. He hooks the leg and goes for the cover, but it is Addams who interferes and breaks the count by kicking Masters to the back of the head. Addams picks Masters up and sends him into the ropes. Masters comes off and ...wowww...he counters with a spinning heelkick!! And Addams is down again. Masters shouts it out and he runs towards the ropes and goes for a ..LIONSAULT.

ND: But ooooooooohhh Addams lifts his knees up in time and Masters flies right into those knees!!! Addams quickly rolls Masters up and goes for the pin, .....1................................................2.............but a kick out. Addams picks Masters up again and chops him to the chest. He then lifts him up and does an airplane spin!!! See, I knew Hero's could fly!!....Masters flies to the mat and Addams follows that up with stomping down on Masters his head. He then grabs him by the head and irish whips him. But Masters reverses the irish whip and Addams flies into the ropes himself. He comes off and Masters grabs him and ..SIDEWALK SLAM!!!

JP: Loki runs towards Avarage and ....SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!....Avarage goes down and Loki with a tip up and he climbs on the toprope. He gets all the way on top and he waits till Avarage gets back to his feet. Lance gets up, he's still a bit stunned as he turns towards Loki and .....MISSILE DROPKICK BY LOKI!!!....And Avarage is knocked out!!! Loki goes for the cover and he might even get the win already here!! ...1....................................................2.......................but then both Masters and Addams charge in and break the count!!

ND: Masters and Addams both pick up Loki and they both throw him into the corner!!! Masters then rushes in and he splashes on top off Loki!!! Masters gets out of the way and Addams comes charging in aswell and now he splashes on top off Loki!!! Addams drags Loki out of the corner and he lifts Loki on top off the topturnbuckle. Addams climbs on, lifts Loki up and .....SUPERPLEX!!!.....Addams goes down and he's going for the cover on Loki.....1..................................2.........but ooooooh Masters got on the toprope now.

JP: And Masters leaps off and ....MASTERS SLAM ON TOP OFF ADDAMS AND LOKI!!!! Holy Shit!!! Thats gotta be the best shape I have ever seen Masters in. He rolls Addams on his back and goes for the cover, ...1................................2.................but Addams kicks out!!! Masters can't believe it and he picks Addams up, but then Avarage grabs Masters and throws him into the corner. Avarage then grabs a hold of Addams and starts to work on him. Loki got back up again and he and Masters have locked up now!! They are stumbling backwards and go into the ropes!!

ND: Addams can reverse an irish whip and he throws Avarage into the ropes and he comes off and ....Lou Thesz press!! Addams lands on Avarage and starts to hand out right and left ones. Addams gets up and he sees that Masters and Loki are fighting it out in the ropes. Masters tries to choke Loki, but Loki is struggling and he moves out of the choke hold. He then kicks Masters into the gut and follows that up with some right hands to the forehead. At that moment Addams comes running in and .....OOOOH MYYY GODDD!!!!.....HE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES BOTH JAY MASTERS AND LOKI OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!...

JP: Have you ever seen something like that?!?....Loki and Masters are layed out on the concrete and Addams now turns back towards Avarage. But Avarage got back to his feet again and he charges in on Addams!!! But Addams sees him coming and he lifts him up and ....THE AMAZING SLAM!!!.....Avarage is out!!!....Addams goes for the cover and. ....1....................................................2................................................3......................HE WINS!!!....Amazing Alex Addams has won this fourway match!!

ND: Addams is raising his hands in the air, but he doesn't notice that Loki got back up in the meantime and Loki slides back in the ring again. He gets behind Addams, turns him around and ....TOTAL DESTRUCTION!!!!.....Oooooooh man!!!!...He layed Addams out with his Twist of Fate neckbreaker finisher!!! What did Addams to deserve this? Well besides throwing Loki out of the ring and costing him this match. Oh, ok.... well done Loki!!! ....Loki looks down at Addams and he then shakes his head. Loki rolls out of the ring and leaves ringside.

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: What the hell does that moron want?!? Why is he here again. What a shithead, I am gonna f&*K him up so bad at Havoc II that he doesn't even know which movies he played in!!! I thought I had once and for good got rid of Rick O'Connor, but noooway!!! It's what they always say. You can't get rid of thrash!!!

(Cazzo then passes the corner).

Prez Cazzo: But he's going to be in for some surprise tonight!!! Oh yesss!! The Executive will be stronger again after tonight!!! After tonight everyone will fear The Executive!!! The two men that will be in The Executive after tonight will rock this world!!! Hahahaaa!!! O'Connor and everyone else can start to shit their pants!!!

(Scene fades out).

JP: We are back again people and it is time for our second match of the evening. Two wrestlers that had some rough last couple of weeks. Belton is yet to have his first win in the EWCL and Gold lost two weeks straight in a row. First he lost his Extreme Title to Johnathan Cable and last week he lost to Strait Hate. Both men are really gonna go for it tonight to get the win.

ND: Yes, its an important match for both individuals. Plus it is also Beltons Soda against Golds Budweiser beer contract.

(We then go backstage and we see Coby Belton standing in front of the curtains getting ready to go out to ringside. Right next to him we see Stephanie Sprinkles who just was asking him some questions).

(Coby reaches into his pants and pulls out a can of his Coby Soda. He holds it up in the air and speaks into a mic).

Coby Belton: Thanks Stephanie. Before I go down there and kick Aarons ass, and by the way some one better call Dr. Pepper, cause this aint gonna be pretty. I want to make a proposal to a superstar besides Nick Dangerous that i've always looked up to. Drake Laps...

(Coby listens to the crowd erupt).

Coby Belton: I've been getting a lot of negative feedback about my home made soda... All I want is for you to try it and tell me how it tastes. I got us a time slot for Insurgence. I don't want to fight you, I just wanna meet you for the first time and have a drink. What do you say?

(Belton drops the mic, takes a sip from his own Soda, turns his face away from the camera and then quickly runs out and disappears behind the curtains and goes to ringside).

(Chop suey by System of a Down starts to play and "Soda Boy" Coby Belton starts to walk down the aisle to ringside. There are alot of signs with the soda reference on it. One particular girl holds one up that says "Coby, SO DAmn hot". Belton notices her and winks at her and gives her a free Soda can. He then continues his walk to the ring and slides in the ring).

(My way by Limp Bizkit starts to play and Aaron "24 Carat" Gold comes out riding his Harley Davidson. Like always Silva is sitting on the back and they ride to ringside. Gold circles the ring one time and then stops. Gold and Silva climb off the motorcycle and Gold rolls himself into the ring while Silva stays on the outside).

Ding ding ding.

JP: Belton and Gold go for it right from the start and they fight their way from corner to corner. They are holding on to eachother and the referee is trying to separate the two, but it's not really working. Finally it is Belton who lets go off Gold. Belton backs off a few steps, but then he comes in and knees Gold into the midsection. Gold staggers backwards and goes into the ropes. He comes off and Belton jumps up and does a headscissors takedown!!! Gold to the mat and Belton quickly gets back to his feet again and he bounces into the ropes and comes off for a kneedrop on Gold!!

ND: Belton into the ropes for a second time and he goes for another kneedrop and he hits it for a second time. What is he gonna do here? I seriously hope we aren't gonna get a "super" kneedrop like we got the elbow and the legdrop. That would be so shitty. .....Belton picks Gold up and he slaps him in the face. He then irish whips Gold. Gold goes into the ropes and he comes off and slides through Beltons legs. He gets up behind Belton and goes for a karate kick. But ooooh Belton saw it coming and he grabs a hold of the leg. But Gold reacts with an ...ENZIGUIRI!!!

JP: Now it is Belton who is down on the floor. Gold drags Belton up to his feet and he hands out a right one. He then waistlocks Belton and german suplexes him to the mat!! Gold holds on to the hold and he lifts Belton up again and ...delivers another german suplex!! This time he goes for the cover, ...1.................................2......but Belton kicks out of it. Gold and Belton are back up again and Gold throws Belton into the ropes. Belton comes off and Gold with an overhead belly to belly suplex!! Gold is really in a zone at the moment.

ND: He picks Belton up and he throws him into a corner. Belton flies in backfirst hard and Gold comes running in right after. But ooooh Belton moves out of the way and Gold flies chestfirst into the topturnbuckle!!! Gold staggers backwards out of the corner and Belton immediately lifts Gold up and executes a reveres atomic drop and Gold flies into the corner again!!! Belton comes chargin in on Gold and he clotheslines him to the back of the head. Belton then turns Gold around and hands out an European Uppercut. Soda Boy drags Gold out of the corner and lifts him up and body slams him to the mat.

JP: Belton for the cover, ........1.................................2.........but a kickout by Aaron Gold. Belton hooks the leg again, but Gold kicks out for a second time. Belton grabs Gold and he throws him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Belton for a backdrop, but Gold reads the move and he high knees Belton to the face!! He then lifts Belton up and ...HE GOES FOR HIS CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER!!!.....BUT NOOOOO BELTON CAN COUNTER AND HE BACKDROPS GOLD TO THE MAT!!!....That was close, real close!! It almost would have been over there!! Belton takes a deep breath and he goes into the ropes and he comes off for another kneedrop!!

ND: Belton goes over to the corner and starts to climb it. He gets on the topturnbuckle and he leaps off for a cross body!!!... But oooooooohhhh Gold rolls out of the way in time and Belton lands on the mat!!! Gold rolls himself on top off Belton and goes for the cover, ...1.................................................2................but a kickout. Gold turns Belton around now and ...FOOLS GOLD!!....He hooks in his sharpshooter!!...Belton is shouting it out from the pain right now. That back must really hurt there!! The referee is asking Belton if he wants to tap out, but Belton is not listening to the referee.

JP: Instead Belton is going for the ropes. He gets near them and he grabs a hold of them!! Belton grabbed the bottom rope and the referee makes Gold break the Fools Gold. Belton uses the ropes to get back to his feet, but Gold does not give him any time and he drags him back to the middle of the ring and ....GOLD RING!!!... Belton out again and Gold for the cover, ....1..................................................2..............another kickout by Belton!! How much longer can he stand this. Gold picks Belton and he chops him to the chest. And the crowd goes ooooh.

ND: Gold chops Belton to the chest another time and he then throws him into the ropes. Belton comes off and he flies right into Gold's forearm. Belton goes down to the mat again and this time it really could be over!! Gold goes for another cover, but Belton with another kick out. He sure is not a quitter that Belton. He does not want to give this match up!!! Gold stomps Belton to the head a few times. He then lifts Belton up and hands out another right one. He then headbutts Belton and Belton is stunned.

JP: Gold grabs Belton by the arm and irish whips Belton into a corner and he flies in hard backfirst. Aaron Gold then comes running in and he goes for a splash on Belton. ..But oooooooooohhhh!!! BELTON GRABBED GOLD OUT OF THE AIR!!!...HE TURNS GOLD AROUND AND ....THE DECAPITATOR!!!.........Belton for the cover and. ....1...............................................2.......................................................3..................IT'S OVER!!! COBY BELTON HAS WON HIS FIRST MATCH IN THE EWCL!!! And he must be real happy right now!!

(Commercials).

Jezebelle: Cut my damn music! We in the Executive, feel that you ungreatful EWCL fans need a little reminder of what you're going to see tonight in the Last Man Standing Match!

(The arena erupts in a chorus of boos. Jezebelle riases the microphone up to speak again when a chant of BITCH! begins before she can get a chance to speak).

ND: That's no way for them to speak to a lady!

Jezebelle: Call me a bitch all you want, mutherfuckers! I don't care.

JP: Some lady with a mouth like that.

Jezebelle: Roll the damn footage and give these morons a taste of what they're going to see tonight.

(The arena lights darken again as footage from three weeks ago rolls on the CazzoTron).

ND: Corvik picks MacBeth up and he sends him into the ropes. MacBeth comes off and ...INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!!....What a superkick was that!!! MacBeth goes down and Corvik goes for the cover, ....1..........................................2............................................kickout!!! MacBeth kicked out of that!!! Wow did you see that!!! Corvik now sets the chair up in the ring and he then grabs MacBeth and he goes to irish whip him. But ooooh instead MacBeth reverses the whip and sends Corvik into the ropes. Corvik comes off and ...DROP TOE HOLD AND CORVIK LANDS FACEFIRST INTO THE STEELCHAIR!!!

DT: MacBeth picks up Corvik now and ....FINAL ATONEMENT!!!...He's done it!!! MacBeth just leveled Corvik with that move. That was brutal.

ND: PIN HIM! YOU'VE GOT HIM! CMON! PIN HIM!!!!!

DT: Wait, he's hesistating. He's calling over Jezebelle! Whats he saying Down?

ND: I dunno, but with her, I doubt its something nice.

DT: Careful what you say. I'd be scared to get on her bad side. Look at that. Jezebelle is reaching under the ring for something�what is it?

ND: I can't tell�its on the other side of the ring�She just handed something to MacBeth�

DT: GLORY'S SLEDGEHAMMER!! NO WAY!! THAT'S ALEXANDER GLORY'S SLEDGEHAMMER!!!! SOMEONE STOP HIM!!!!!

ND: HES GOING TO KILL SEAN CORVIK!!!!! BLUD FOR BLUD!!!!!

DT: HES REARING UP! AND CORVIK IS STILL OUT!!!!!! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHATS COMING!!

(Suddenly the lights go out and the Cazzotron lights up. The speakers start to hum�BOOOM!!!!! TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!!!!!!)

DT: ITS�.ITS�.ALEXANDER GLORY!!!!!

ND: NO HES DEAD! HE CANT BE HERE! I SAW HIM DIE!!!!!

(The pyros go off and the lights come back on. Everyone in the arena is staring at the entrance way and the figure standing there).

Dt: Look at the MacBeth's face..is that fear or excitement? This is insane! WHO IS THAT?!

ND: I still can't see�.everyone is staring at him, listen to this place, you can hear a pin drop! Wait, I can make something out�.its�.its�

ND and DT: ROAD BLOCK?!

DT: ITS ROAD BLOCK! LISTEN TO THE ARENA! ITS EXPLODED!!!

ND: Whats this idiot doing out here?! Go get him Jezebelle!

DT: ROAD BLOCK JUST LAID OUT JEZEBELLE!!! LOOK AT MACBETH! HES SCREAMING AT ROAD BLOCK! HES FUMING!!!!!

ND: Wait a second�why is Road Block pointing at MacBeth?

DT: HOLY SHIT HES NOT POINTING AT MACBETH! HES POINTING AT EXILE!!! EXILE JUST ENTERED THE RING TO HELP HIS BEST FRIEND SEAN CORVIK!!!!!! MACBETH DOESN'T SEE HIM!!!!!

ND: TURN AROUND MACBETH!!!! TURN AROUND!!!!!

DT: Exile is tapping MacBeth on the shoulder�.OUTCAST!!! EXILE JUST HIT MACBETH WITH THE OUTCAST!!!! MACBETH IS OUT!!! AND LISTEN TO THIS ARENA!!! THEY ARE EXPLODING HERE!!!!!!

ND: CHEATING!!! DQ SEAN CORVIK!!! DQ HIM NOW!!!!

DT: Exile and Road Block are getting Sean Corvik out of the ring. He needs to see the medical trainer. Look at that. Road Block is basically carrying Sean Corvik to the back! Exile is still in the ring hes hamming it up for the fans! They love it!

ND: LOOK AT THAT!! MACBETH IS GETTING BACK UP!!! EXILE DOESN'T SEE IT!!! MACBETH HAS GOT THE SLEDGEHAMMER BACK!!! HES GOING TO�

DT: OH MY GOD!!!!!! MACBETH JUST CRUSHED EXILE IN THE HEAD WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!! EXILE JUST COLLAPSED TO THE MAT!!! OH MY GOD!!!!

ND: HES DEAD!! HES DEAD!!! MACBETH JUST KILLED EXILE WITH THAT CRUSHING BLOW TO THE HEAD WITH GLORY'S SLEDGEHAMMER!!!

DT: MacBeth is screaming in Exile's face! He just slapped Exile's face! He has lost his mind! NO! NO! HE JUST HIT EXILE WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER AGAIN!!! EXILE IS BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!! HES NOT MOVING!!! SOMEONE PLEASE GOD STOP MACBETH!!! STOP HIM BEFORE HE KILLS EXILE!!!!

ND: Ive seen a lot of things behind this desk, but this is just sick�Macbeth has crossed the line�

DT: MacBeth is still yelling at Exile�but hes stopped hitting him with the sledgehammer. Ugh. He just spit in Exile's face�he's leaving the ring. Hes finally leaving. Listen to this arena. This is just sick they are stunned to silence. I am too. Just�stunned.

(Back to the stage).

Jezebelle: Be ready for more of that tonight!

(Jezebelle's music hits and she flips the crowd off, laughing like a banshee as she goes backstage).

ND: Well well well we are gonna see some action later on.

JP: But for now, G-Flem is back, Neil. Gargantuflem has come back. The Prime Time Champion has returned after that Hell in the Cell match at Executive Decision against Marcus Babylon. He threw Babylon through the top off the cell to the mat and ever since Babylon has been in the hospitap. Latest news is still that Babylon is partly paralyzed from that fall. G-Flem has been feeling quilty all along for what happend to Babylon. But now it seems that he could put it behind him. Or that he just blocked it out of his mind.

ND: Or he's trying to act like a different kind of person just to cover up that he is still in pain about what he did.

JP: Wow, Neil thats some nice theory.

ND: Yeah well I did a course one time to be a shrink.

JP: A shrink? Now thats a surprise. I didn't know you would have it in you to become a pshyciatrist and help people. I wouldn't have thought that of you Neil.

ND: Actually my motive was to take advantage of the women during the sessions.

JP: NEIL!!!!

ND: ...

JP: I should have known. ND: But back to G-Flem. He's back and he has to defend his Prime Time Title right away. He has to defend it against Thorn. Thorn who is still undefeated in the EWCL. This is gonna be an intresting match.

JP: It sure is.

(Thorn in your eye by Anthrax starts to blare over the pa system and Thorn and Jose Jose come walking out. The two don't really get a good reaction from the crowd though. Also not after that appearance earlier during the evening. Thorn and Jose Jose reach ringside and Thorn rolls into the ring and Jose stays on the outside and he walks over to the spanish announcetable and greets the spanish announcers Paco and Pablo. Thorn then shouts out to Jose that he has to move back to his corner. Jose responds with "Que?").

(Want by Disturbed starts to play and G-Flem appears from behind the curtains. The Legion Member and Prime Time Champion raises his right hand in the air and the crowd cheers him on. He then starts to walk down the aisle to ringside. He stares at Thorn while he walks to the ring. He then uses the ringsteps to get on the apron and he steps over the toprope and gets in the ring).

Ding ding ding.

JP: Thorn and G-Flem start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds until they tie up. Seeing that G-Flem is way taller, he gets the advantage and he lifts Thorn up and executes a backbreaker!! A power move like that this early in the match by G-Flem. I wonder how he is gonna do, I mean he hasn't been in the ring for a while. G-Flem picks Thorn up and he hits him hard to the side of the head. He then throws Thorn into the ropes and when he comes off he clotheslines Thorn to the mat!! And oooooh Godddd!! He almost took Thorn's head off with that move!!

ND: What a monster!! G-Flem picks Thorn up and does an one arm scoop slam. He then lifts Thorn up and ....STALLING SUPLEX!!!......And Thorn lands hard on his back!! What an impact that was!!! And it looks like G-Flem wants to end this hard and quick. The man definately looks to be in a good condition. He must have been training during his guilt trip. ....G-Flem picks Thorn up and he sets him up for a powerbomb!! Oooh Goddd!! That could be the end already!!!....But noooooo!!! After G-Flem had lifted Thorn up in the air Thorn reverses the powerbomb and turns it into a .....HURRICANRANA!!!

JP: Impressive move there!!! And he even managed to take G-Flem to the mat there!!! Thorn grabs the big man by the head now and he punches him to the face. He moves G-Flem in the right position and ...REVERSE TORNADO DDT!!! ..The big guy goes down and Thorn goes to the corner and ....he does a split legged moonsault and lands on G-Flem!!! Thorn really got back into this match here!!! He even goes for the cover right now, ....1........................................2.....................but G-Flem kicks out of it!!!

ND: Thorn gets to his feet and he drags G-Flem over to the corner and he places him under the bottom rope and then places his boot on the ropes, thus choking G-Flem!! The referee tries to stop Thorn, but Thorn holds on to the choke!! The referee makes the count till 5 and then tries to make Thorn stop the choke again. Thorn then backs up a few steps!! But only to come charging in again and he low dropkicks G-Flem to the face!! Goood Goddd!!!! Thorn hops up to his feet and he drags G-Flem out of the corner again. He then picks G-Flem up by the head and he throws him into the ropes. G-Flem comes off and Thorn with a spinebuster to takes the big monster to the mat!!!

JP: While G-Flem is still layed out Thorn goes over to the corner and he climbs to the topturnbuckle!! Thorn leaps off for a cross body, but ooooooooh just at that time G-Flem got back to his feet and ....HE CATCHES THORN OUT OF MIDAIR!!!.....AND HE WALKS OVER TO THE ROPES AND .....HE THROWS THORN OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!.....HOLY CRAPP!!!!....That sure was a nasty fall there!!! Man, he just grabbed Thorn like he weighs nothing and dropped him to the outside!!! ...Thorn is knocked out and G-Flem rolls himself to the outside and he walks over to Thorn. He picks him up and ramms his head into the apron.

ND: WHAMMMMM!!.....And G-Flem bashes Thorn's head into the apron for a second time. G-Flem now throws Thorn into one of the four ringposts and Thorn flies in backfirst!! G-Flem takes a few steps backwards and he comes running in and .....Thorn moves out of the way and G-Flem flies shoulderfirst into that steel ringpost!!! Thorn slowly moves over to G-Flem now and he hits him to the head. He then drags G-Flem away from the ringpost. Thorn then climbs on the apron and ....ASAI MOONSAULT AND HE LANDS ON G-FLEM!!!

JP: Nicely done by Thorn!! Thorn now grabs G-Flem and he rolls him back into the ring again. Thorn for the cover, but G-Flem kicks out after the 2 count. Thorn now picks G-Flem up from the mat and he throws him into the ropes. G-Flem comes off and Thorn with a high knee that hits G-Flem!! G-Flem stumbles into the ropes and Thorn comes in and he takes the champion to the mat with a flying shouldertackle!! Wow, great!!!.....Thorn for another cover, ...1............................................2..................but another kickout by G-Flem!! Thorn is not stopping and he picks G-Flem up by the hair and he throws him into the ropes again. G-Flem comes off and Thorn goes for a powerslam.....But G-Flem uses his weight and Thorn falls backwards and G-Flem lands on top of him!!!

ND: And the referee starts to count as Thorn's shoulders are on the mat, ...1...........................................2...........but Thorn lifts one shoulder up!!.... G-Flem now pulls Thorn up to his feet and he sends him into the ropes. Thorn comes off and G-Flem grabs him by the throat and ...CHOKESLAMS HIM TO THE MAT!!!....G-Flem pulls Thorn up again and throws him in the ropes again. Thorn comes off again and this time G-Flem with a tilt-o-wirl driver!! Thorn goes down to the mat and G-Flem stomps him to the midsection. He then picks Thorn up and he gives him a headbutt. Thorn staggers backwards into the ropes and when he comes off.....

JP: G-Flem grabs Thorn and .....HE SETS HIM UP FOR A GARGANTUAN DRIVER!!!....But then we see someone coming out from the crowd!!!.......It's that same person who took out Aaron Gold last week? It is that Skullders guy!!!...Skullderz climbs on the apron with a baseball bat and ...while the referee is not looking he swings at G-Flem and ...hits G-Flem!!!... G-Flem has to let go off Thorn and he goes down to the mat!! Skullderz quickly climbs off the apron and leaves through the crowd again!! In the ring Thorn now rolls himself on top off G-Flem. The referee goes for the count, ..1..............................................2............................but noooooo!!! G-Flem kicks out!!! How the hell did he do that?!?

ND: Thorn rolls to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a beer and he takes a sip from it. He then rolls back into the ring and he goes back over to G-Flem. He picks G-Flem up, but ooooooh at that moment G-Flem lifts him up and ......SETS HIM UP FOR A POWERBOMB!!...IS HE FINALLY GONNA POWERBOMB THORN?!?.....HE HAS THORN IN THE AIR, BUT THEN......BEER MIST!!!!....THORN SPRAYS THE BEER INTO G-FLEMS HEAD AND HE LETS GO OFF THORN!!!....G-Flem is blinded for a moment and Thorn lifts him up and ....THE NUTBUSTER!!!.....

JP: Thorn then rapidly goes over to the corner, climbs to the top and ....leaps off for ...THE XTREME!!! AND HE LANDS ON G-FLEM!!!!....Thorn goes for the cover and. ...1.........................................................2................................................................3............HE WINS!!!...We have a new Prime Time Champion!!! Can you believe it!! G-Flem has lost his title on his return!!! But who the hell was that Skullderz character? Coz if it wasn't for him, G-Flem could have won. You never know, he had Thorn set up for the Gargantuan Driver!! He had him!!

ND: No, he never had him!! Thorn was just playing with the big guy.

JP: Playing? Playing? Do you see how Thorn is doing right now? He's still staggering around the ring from this match.

ND: Oh I thought he was dancing.

(At that moment Black smoke billows down from the ceiling and up from the floor to engulf the ring. No one can see their own hands. The lights blink and a crash of thunder fills the arena.)

ND: What's the meaning of this, John?

JP: Were you not sitting here last week during the Dangerous and Campbell match!? Der Fuhrer of Anarchy said he would be here tonight.

ND: Der Fuhrer is certainly making his presence felt in Philadelphia tonight.

(The sound of a clock chiming can now be heard over the thunder. At the stroke of twelve the lights return, smoke vanishes, and Thorn is lying in a puddle of his own blood in the center of the ring. Across the surface of the ring, in red blood, is written "Random Victim of the Night #1").

ND: Holy shit.

JP: Who is this Fuhrer of Anarchy and what does he want?

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: Clarissa, I wanted to apologize for last week.

Clarissa: Oh thats ok sir.

Prez Cazzo: No, it's not ok. I mean I did embarrass you on national tv. And in the end it turned that you didn't even do anything wrong. I felt so ashamed afterwards, really. I really really want to apologize here in front of you and all the viewers at home.

Clarissa: Oooh, you don't have to do that. (she says as a matter of speaking).

Prez Cazzo: Ok I won't then. (he says relieved). I hate apologies.

(Clarissa looks down to the ground in an uncomfortable way).

Prez Cazzo: Now where were we?

Clarissa: You mean before the not apology? I believe you were talking about The Big Unit.

Prez Cazzo: Oh yes The Big Unit. Man they rule!! And oh man I am gonna give them a huge introduction tonight!! The crowd won't know what happend to them.

Clarissa: Do I have to take notes, sir?

Prez Cazzo: No you don't. You did enough by handing me over those contracts and let me sign them during that condition I was in.

Clarissa: No problem.

(Cazzo does something that is a mix of a grin and a smirk).

(Scene fades out).

JP: Ok, we are back again and our next match is the one between Kula and Jerry Campbell. Just look at what happend last week.

(Drake Laps gets in position and Jerry knocks and hides behind the wall. TWA superstar Kula answers the door. He walks out confused and right into the trap. Drake and Jerry both crack him off the head with their chairs and he falls to the ground holding his head. Stephen Jackson hears the commotion and runs out to help his friend. Jerry and Drake swing their chairs but Jackson ducks the shots. The chairs hit concrete causing Jerry and Drake to drop the chairs in pain. Stephen Jackson begins to deliver punches at Drake Laps and then Jerry. He knocks Jerry down for a short while and goes after Laps. He whips him into a pile of metal chairs and pipes. They fall hard all over Drake but he looks ok. Stephen Jackson goes over to start on Jerry when Moogatu comes from out of nowhere and latches onto Jackson's shin.)

Stephen Jackson: AHH! What the hell is this?

(Jackson delivers a punch to Moogatu's head and Moogatu falls to the ground. Jackson continues over to Jerry who is playing possum. He tries to pick Jerry up by his hair but Jerry delivers a low blow. Jackson bends over and Jerry gets up. He grabs the chair and hits Stephen Jackson over the back. He walks over to the pile of pipes that fell on Drake and picks one up. He holds it up to his face and smiles an evil smile, something that isn't normal to Jerry.)

ND: OH MY! He is going to crack Jackson in the head with the steel pipe!

DT: I have seen Jerry before and I have never thought of him to commit something like this.

(Jerry waits for Stephen to get to his feet before he gets a running start and tries to crack Jackson in the face. Stephen Jackson ducks at the last second and Jerry cracks the concrete instead! He drops the pipe and begins to exchange punches with Jackson. Kula and Laps both make their way up at the same time and begin to join the fight. The four exchange punches until staff arrives and breaks the brawl up. While they are broken up Jerry continues to scream to Jackson that he should go back to his shit hole TWF and that he'll get his in due time. Jackson spits in Jerry's way and the scene fades off.)

JP: And then lets look at what happend later that night in the contract match both Kula and Stephen Jackson were in.

ND: BUT WAIT!!!! IT'S JERRY CAMPBELL!!!....Jerry Campbell comes running to ringside. He slides in the ring and he kicks Jackson to the head!! He then picks up Jackson kicks him into the gut and .....TOMATO IN A CAN FINISHER MOVE!!!!........And Jackson is knocked out cold by that move!!! Campbell rolls to the outside and Addams rolls over on Jackson and goes for the cover. ....1...........................................2..................................................3......AND IT"S OVER!!!....Kula just came one second too late to help his TWA allstar!!! Stephen Jackson has been eliminated and Amazing Alex Addams and Kula win this match and get a contract. (Fade off).

JP: Now, we have a match between Kula and Campbell and it promises to be some match. Lets get it started.

(Herojuana by NOFX starts to play and a few seconds later Kula shows up on the top of the ramp. He is wearing a TWA shirt. The crowd booos him as he makes his way to the ring. He reaches ringside and slides into the ring).

ND: Hush.

JP: What?

ND: Hush.

JP: What?

ND: I thought I heard you calling my name.

JP: WHAT????

ND: Nevermind.

(Country grammar by Nelly starts playing and Jerry "5 Star" Campbell and mis midget Moogatu come out. The two or should we see the one and a half make their way down the ramp to the ring. Once arrived Campbell slides in and the match can start).

Ding ding ding.

JP: The referee is ready explaining the rules and Kula charges in on Campbell and takes him to the mat with a shouldertackle!! While on the mat the two start trading punches back and forth. Campbell tries to get to his feet but Kula keeps him down and hands out some more viscious right and left ones. Kula then gets up and he actually gives Campbell the time to get to his feet. Campbell gets up and ....LARIAT BY KULA!!!.... It was all just part of Kula's plan, he waited till Campbell got back up so he could take him back to the mat again. Good game plan.

ND: Good riddance, rats belong on the floor anyway. Finish him off, finish that rat off!!! Kula picks Campbell up and kicks him into the gut. He then lifts Campbell up for a piledriver and he hits it!! Campbell is hurt and Kula gets up and he starts to thrash talk to Campbell. Moogatu, Campbells midget can't take all of this and he climbs on the apron and climbs into the ring. Didn't he also get involved last week in that match with Nick Dangerous? What a suicidal midget he is!! Anyway....Moogatu got in the ring and he walks up to Kula. Kula looks a bit amused when he sees the little fellow standing in front of him.

JP: Kula even taunts Moogatu a bit. But Moogatu doesn't see the fun of it and ....HE KICKS KULA TO THE SHIN!!!.....

ND: THATS WHAT I CALL....SWEET SHIN MUSIC!!...HAHA.

JP: Kula doesn't see the humor of it and he immediately grabs Moogatu and he picks him up and he body slamms him to the mat. Kula wants to pick Moogatu up again, but then it is Jerry Campbell who comes in from behind and he dropkicks Kula to the back!! And Kula goes into the ropes!!! He comes off the ropes and Campbell gets back to his feet and he grabs Kula and ...BACKDROP SUPLEXES HIM!!! Meanwhile Moogatu rolled himself out of the ring again. Jerry Campbell now picks up Kula and he punches him in the face. He then irish whips Kula and the allstar goes into the ropes. He comes off and Campbell grabs him and DDT's him to the mat!!

ND: Campbell goes for the cover, ...1..........................................2....................but Kula kicks out of it. Campbell drags Kula to his feet and he whips him into the ropes again. But this time Kula comes off and he slides through the legs. He gets up behind Campbell and ....FLYING BULLDOG ON CAMPBELL!!!!....Campbell is layed out on his stomach and Kula hooks in an Achilles Lock!! Campbell screams it out now and he even looks like he is gonna tap out!! But no, he isn't!! He's only trying to reach for the ropes!! ..He gets closer and closer right now. But can he reach it. Hey wait a minute. What am I saying? That rat should feel the pain!!! Feel it!!!

JP: Yep nice objective commentating Neil, real professional. ....But Campbell now did what he was aiming for and he grabs a hold of the ropes. The referee makes Kula break the submission, which he does. Campbell gets to his feet, but he is limping a bit. Kula comes chargin in and ....EVENFLOW DDT!!!.....Man, he's on a rampage!!! Kula for the cover, ......1................................................2.........................but he kicks out!!! Campbell is still in this match. However Kula picks Campbell up again, but ooooh Campbell pokes his opponent into the eyes.

ND: Kula is stunned and Campbell clotheslines Kula to the mat!! Campbell lifts Kula up and .....HE POWERBOMBS HIM TO THE MAT!!!.....Strong move by the rat there!! Campbell into the ropes and he follows it up with a legdrop!! He hooks the leg and goes for the pin, ....1.............................................2..............but a kickout by Kula. Campbell grabs Kula and he irish whips him, but Kula reverses the irish whip and Campbell goes into the ropes himself. But Campbell holds on to the ropes when he bounces into them.

JP: Kula comes charging in, but oooooh Campbell ducks and he backdrops Kula over the toprope to the outside!!! Campbell then takes a few steps backwards and he runs towards the ropes to do a suicide dive!!....But when he reaches the ropes he stops and makes a hand signal and chuckles. He's not gonna do some crazy suicide stuff, thats not his style. Campbell rolls to the outside and he grabs Kula and he rolls him back into the ring again. Campbell gets back in aswell and he picks Kula up and he picks him up and waistlocks him. But Kula gives Campbell and elbow and he reverses the waistlock.

ND: Kula then lifts Campbell up and german suplexes him to the mat!! Kula for the cover, but Campbell kicks out after two. Kula lifts Campbell to his feet and hands out a right hand. He then throws him into the ropes. Campbell comes off and ....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE....AND THEY TOOK EACHOTHER OUT!!!....Both men are laying on the mat right now!! Who will be the first one to get to their feet? Thats the question!!!

JP: But hold on!!! Thats "The Perfect Storm" Stephen Jackson!! He is not even part of the EWCL!! He didn't earn a contract last week!! Due to Jerry Campbell he lost in that contract match!!! He got no right in being here!! ....Jackson runs to the ring and he grabs Kula by the legs and he pulls him out of the ring. Why did he do that? Jackson then tells something to Kula and there appears a smile on Kula's face. Kula then looks at Jerry Campbell and gives him the middle finger!! Campbell grins and gives him a "Bring it" signal.

(Stephen Jackson gets a mic and he takes the word).

Stephen Jackson: Jerry Campbell, Cazzo, EWCL......IT HAS BEEN ENOUGH!!!....THE HUMILIATION FOR THE TWF AND THE TWA HAS CROSSED THE LINE!!!....WE AREN"T HAVING IT ANYMORE.....WE"VE ONLY BEEN HERE 1 WEEK AND WE ALREADY ALL KNOW THAT THE EWCL IS NO TWF. THE EWCL DOESN"T LIVE UP TO OUR STANDARDS.

(The crowd boos).

Stephen Jackson: Let me finish, you stupid EWCL fans.

(The crowd boos even more).

Stephen Jackson: Shut up!!! ......You're gonna be happy after hearing what I am gonna say next.......I got a nice announcement......

ND: What is it?

Stephen Jackson: ....THE TWF HAS RE-OPENED AND WE ARE BIGGER AND BADDER THAN EVER!!!.....AND THE FIRST SIGNEE OF THE TWF IS ......KULA!!!!.......

JP: What? Is that possible?

Stephen Jackson: So Campbell, Cazzo and EWCL, YOU HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF ME AND KULA. SO YOU ALL CAN BE HAPPY AND GET BACK TO YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE LIVES!!!

(Jackson drops the mic and the bell rings. Jay Blue the ringannouncer announces Jerry Campbell as the winner of this match. We then see that Stephen Jackson and Kula start to walk out of ringside).

(Jerry Campbell asks for a mic and he gets one handed over to him).

Jerry Campbell: Hey, Action Jackson and Mr. Shaker. ...I got only one word for you:......SUCKERS!!!!...

(The crowd cheers and Campbell drops the mic. Kula wants to run back to the ring, but Stephen Jackson stops him).

ND: So I guess they are out, huh.

JP: I believe so.

(Commercials).

ND: Hey there, we are back and I have one word for you. "Tagteamtitles match"!!

JP: Uh, that are two words Neil.

ND: Agh....who's counting.

JP: Cable and Mystic otherwise known as The New Evolution are gonna take on Chris Outcast and Drake Laps again. Last week The New Evolution beat the challengers and they defended their titles succesfully. Now it can be a total different ballgame.

(The lights go out in the arena as "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine hits the jampacked place...A sudden spotlight comes out of nowhere as Drake Laps is standing in the entrance way with Kelly Laps standing next to them...Laps raises his arms as fireworks shoot out of the metal stage...Shades of red and white go out of the ground as Drake Laps and Kelly Laps walk forward towards the ring...Laps jumps to the ropes as he holds the ropes for Kelly...Drake Laps jumps over the rope entering the ring...He turns to the camera and poses as Kelly is in front of him crouching...The crowd goes crazy as Drake Laps sits on the top rope, escorting Kelly outside of the ring).

(Come down by Bush starts to play and Chris Outcast comes out from behind the curtains. But he is not alone. We see Aaron "24 Carat" Gold coming out aswell and Gold is wearing a Legion t-shirt).

JP: What does this mean? Does this mean that Aaron Gold is a new member of The Legion? The Legion seems to be back alive now that G-Flem is back in action again. The only person they still miss is there leader The Punisher.

ND: I guess it will be a while till we see him back again. He's probly giving history lessons at the local highschool, hehe.

(Meanwhile Chris Outcast and Gold reached the ring and Outcast circled the ring and he walked over to some people who are sitting in the front row. We recognise Scotty and there is sitting a middle-aged woman next to him who appears to be Chris Outcast his mother).

ND: Ooh how sweet of him to invite his mother.

JP: Common Neil no sarcasm here. The reason why his mom is here is coz well Outcast wanted her to see him live in action also considering that she has cancer and everything.

ND: ...

[The arena dims to black, and the first riffs of A Welcomed Burden by Disturbed begin to blast over the speakers. Blue and red spotlights flash and spin around the arena, flooding the audience with swirls of color. A blue streaming rocket blasts off from the metal stage and explodes in a cascade of blue sparks, showering the fans, and then a red one follows. Two more of each color blast fromt he stage one after the other, and then a massive explosion on the center of the stage flares bright blue fire. When the flames die down, there at the entrance stand Johnathan Cable and Mystic.The speakers blare loud heavy metal thumping as several more blue firebombs explode to either side of Cable and Mystic, and then begin to fire rapidly in a circle around them. Johnathan Cable and Mystic slide under the bottom rope and move to the center of the ring. The tagchampions take off their titlebelts and hand them over to the referee).

Ding ding ding.

ND: We can begin and we see that it are Mystic and Outcast who are gonna start off. They circle eachother for about 6 seconds and they then lock up. Outcast gets in a side headlock and he throws Mystic into the ropes. Mystic comes off and Outcast with a hiptoss. Outcast picks Mystic up from the mat and he throws him into the ropes for a second time. Mystic comes off and this time Outcast with a drop toe hold!!! Outcast pulls Mystic to his feet and he throws him in a neutral corner. Outcast follows in after and he starts to chop Mystic to the chest in that corner!!

JP: Outcast then whips Mystic into the opposite corner. Mystic flies in backfirst and Outcast follows in hot pursuit. But Mystic sticks his elbow out and Outcast flies into it face-first!! Outcast staggers backwards and Mystic comes in and...3/4 turn neckbreaker...trademark Mystic move!! ...Mystic picks Outcast up and he sends him into the ropes. Outcast comes off and ...inverted tilt-o-wirl backbreaker by Mystic!!! Mystic to his corner and he tags in Johnathan Cable. The double champion comes in and he grabs Outcast and the first thing he does is slap Outcast in the face. How embarrassing!!

ND: He then lifts Outcast up and executes a shoulderbreaker!! Outcast to the mat and Cable bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off for an elbow drop, but Outcast rolls out of the way. Outcast hops to his feet and he once Cable gets up aswell, he slaps Cable in the face. Payback. He then sets Cable up and delivers a double arm DDT!!!...Outcast for the cover, ...1......................................2..........but Cable kicks out. Outcast kicks his rival to the head and he then tags in his partner Drake Laps. Laps who is wearing a black bandage around his arm, comes into the ring and he lifts Cable up and delivers a snap suplex!!

JP: Laps runs to the ropes, uses the second rope as a springboard and does a corkscrew moonsault and lands on Cable!! Impressive move by the Highflying Miracle!!!... Laps hooks the leg for the cover, but before the ref can go for the count it is Mystic who comes in and he breaks the count. Then also Outcast comes in but the referee goes over to Outcast and tells him to go back to his corner!! In the meantime Mystic kicked Laps to the head again and together with Cable he throws Laps into the ropes. Laps comes off and Mystic and Cable double flapjack Laps and ....OOOOOHH HE FLIES HIGH INTO THE AIR!!!!...AND LAPS LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!!

ND: Mystic goes back to his corner and Cable continues to work on Laps. He stomps him to the knee a few times and then starts to work on the upperbody. He finally puts his boot to Laps his throat and chokes him!! At this moment Outcast comes back into the ring again, but the referee makes him go back to his own corner again!!! Cable meanwhile is still choking Laps!! Laps is struggling, but then the referee returns and he makes Cable break the choke. Cable picks Laps up and he throws him into the ropes. Laps comes off and double axhandle smash to take Laps to the mat!!

JP: Cable goes for the cover, ...1.....................................................2..............but a kickout by Laps!! Cable drags Laps back to his corner and he tags in Mystic. Mystic comes in and the two champions hammer Laps down!!! Cable then climbs out of the ring and Mystic pulls Laps to his feet. Mystic scoopslams Laps to the mat and he then goes to the topturnbuckle. Mystic gets on top and ...MOONSAULTS OFF THE TOPROPE...BUT OOOOOHHH LAPS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME!!!....Laps crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get back to his feet again. Instead of tagging in Outcast he grabs Mystic and he whips him into the ropes.

ND: Mystic comes off and Laps does a frankensteiner!!! Laps then rolls to his corner and tags in Outcast. Outcast comes in and he picks up Mystic and sends him into the ropes. Mystic comes off and Outcast grabs him and ...FISHERMANS SUPLEX!!!..... Outcast lets go and he drags Mystic to his feet and chops him to the chest. He then lifts him up for a piledriver and...he executes it!!! ...Outcast for the cover, ....1...................................................2..............but a kickout by Mystic. Outcast punches Mystic to the side of the head and throws him into the ropes again. Mystic comes off and he ducks the arm, goes into the opposite ropes, comes off again and ....clothesline!!!

JP: Mystic clotheslined Outcast to the mat!!! Mystic quickly tags in Cable. Cable comes in and he grabs Outcast, lifts him up and ...BRAINBUSTER!!!...Cable for the cover, ....1......................................2.........but Laps comes in and he breaks the count. Laps goes back to his corner and Cable drags Outcast in the direction of his own corner. He lifts him up and throws him backfirst into the corner!! Cable comes in and while Mystic is holding Outcast, Cable is handing out firsts to the head. ...1...2...3....4....5.....6....7...8.....9...10.... Cable lets go and he tags in Mystic. Mystic comes in and now it is his turn to work on Outcast, ..1....2...3...4....5....6....7....8....9.....10...

ND: Mystic then grabs Outcast and he sends him into the opposite corner!! Outcast flies in backfirst and Mystic comes running in after. He wants to splash Outcast, but before he can do so, it is Laps who gets in the ring and ....HE SUPERKICKS MYSTIC TO THE MAT!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!...MYSTIC DIDN'T EVEN SEEN THAT ONE COMING!!! Mystic is down and Outcast crawls over on Mystic goes for the cover, ...1...................................2..............but a kickout!! Outcast is still stunned but he picks up Mystic and ...THE DIRTY SOUTH!!!...HIS FINISHER!!....But that also took alot out of Outcast, he's also in pain!!!...He now rolls himself over to his corner and he tags in Laps. Laps comes in and he goes for the cover.

JP: ...1.......................................................we see that Cable climbed off the apron and he grabbed a chair from under the ring. Cable goes over to Scotty and Outcast his mother and he swings and ....WHAMMMM....He nails Scotty in the head with the steelchair!!!................2.............................Cable takes a step to the right and stands in front of Outcast his mom. He swings the chair again, but before he hits he stares at Outcast!!......Outcast gets in the ring and he rolls Laps off of Mystic and then slides to the outside!!! He comes charging in on Cable and ....Cable swings the chair..............BUT OUTCAST REACHES HIM JUST IN TIME AND HE SPEARS CABLE TO THE GROUND!!!...Thank Goodness!! That was close otherwise Cable would have hit Outcast his mother with a steelchair!!

ND: Laps now also climbed to the outside and he sets up a table on the outside. He and Outcast place Cable on the table and both Laps and Outcast get on the apron. Laps then climbs on one topturnbuckle, while Outcast climbs on the other topturnbuckle!!! ......AND .....THEY BOTH DIVE OFF THE TOPROPE AT THE SAME TIME TO THE OUTSIDE AND ......NOOOOOOOOO!!!!......CABLE ROLLED HIMSELF OFF THE TABLE AND ......LAPS AND OUTCAST BOTH FLY THROUGH THE TABLE!!!....HOLY SHITTT!!!!.....WHAT A MESS!!!! WHAT A MESS!!!!.....Johnathan Cable is getting back up again and he picks up Laps and rolls him back into the ring again.

JP: In the ring we see that Mystic also got back up to his feet again. He picks up Laps, sends him into the ropes, Laps comes off and .....CYNERGY BLAST!!!.....Laps goes down to the mat and Mystic for the cover and. ....1...........................................................2..........................................................3.....THEY WIN AGAIN!! The New Evolution has done it again!! And they still are the tagteamchampions!!!

ND: Cable rolls himself into the ring and he helps Mystic up and the two high five!! But man did they had to go deep to win this match.

(Chris Outcast has crawled to his feet now and he also rolls back into the ring. He moves over to Laps and checks on him. He then looks up at Cable and stares him down).

(The arena lights go out as black smoke billows down from the ceiling and up from the floor to engulf the ring. The lights blink and a crash of thunder fills the arena. "Freedom Fighter" by Creed blasts from the First Union Center speakers. Suddenly the lights come back on and the man with the Shedder Mask and black cape is standing behind Cable. Cable turns around to receive a sidewalk slam from the masked man. Mystic races towards the masked attacker. The masked man sees Mystic coming and catches Mystic with a superkick to the chin. The masked man waves to Outcast, G-Flem (who also came out from behind), and Aaron Gold to join him in the ring. G-Flem, Outcast, and Aaron Gold slide into the ring to stare down at the New Evolution. G-Flem, Outcast and Gold start stomping Mystic and Johnny Cable. Drake Laps gets up to his feet and stares in horror at the seen before him. The Masked man grabs a mic from an attendant, steps in front of Drake Laps and points to the ramp. Drake turns to the masked man who says...)

Masked Man: "Drake Laps, you are one of the few people left in the EWCL that I have respect for outside this group. You have always been a great friend to me. Which is why you are the only that gets the privilege of walking away without getting you ass handed to you. I want you to climb out of this ring and walk backstage. Do it for old times, Drake.

JP: Drake stares at the man with a puzzled expression on his face. The man reaches up with his left hand and removes the Shedder Mask. Drake's mouth drops open as he stares into the face of The Punisher! Staring in disbelief, Drake Laps climbs out of the ring and backs up the ramp. The Punisher turns to the New Evolution and The Legion.

Punisher: "Legionnaires, Judgment Day for the New Evolution is at hand. Now begins the Age of Darkness in the EWCL. G-Flem and Outcast, you two may have the honors.

ND: G-Flem pulls Mystic to his feet and waits as Outcast does the same with Johnny Cable. Outcast deliver the Dirty South to Cable as Gargantuflem gives Mystic the Gargantuan' Driver. My God, The Legion has become a pack of wolves!

JP: With Johnny Cable and Mystic as their prey! The referee steps over the New Evolution with hands extend to keep The Legion at bay. The Punisher drops the mic and looks in horror at what he's done. The Punisher walks up to the referee. The Punisher puts his right arm across the referee's shoulders and assure him that The Legion are finished. As The Punisher leads the referee the arm drops from his shoulder to the referee's waist. The Punisher's left hand comes around the referee's waist. THE PUNISHER EXECUTES THE GAVEL ON THE REFEREE! The Punisher looks down at the broken referee to spit on the body.

ND: How much long is carnage going to continue, John? This is just sick! The Punisher turns back to The Legion and motions for Aaron Gold to climb the turnbuckle. G-Flem and Outcast drag the New Evolution across the mat and step back. Aaron Gold leaps off the turnbuckle and DELIVER'S THE GOLD RUSH TO BOTH EVOLUTION MEMBERS!!!

JP: The Punisher picks up the microphone where he dropped it.

Punisher: "An now I will unveil my NEW FINISHER as I take Johnny Cable and Mystic to INSTANT DAMNATION!

ND: The Punisher redrops the mic and walks over to Cable. The Punisher pulls Cable up and places him on top of the turnbuckle. The Punisher climbs up, puts Cable's head under his left arm, and lifts him into the air. TOP TURNBUCKLE BRAINBUSTER! The Punisher just executed a top turnbuckle brainbuster on Cable! What a destructive move to execute on another human being!

JP: The Punisher is on his feet and he grabs Mystic. Mystic is placed on the turnbuckle and receives his own Instant Damnation! The Punisher climbs to his feet, walks over and picks up the microphone again. The Legion walks to the center of the ring with The Punisher in front.

Punisher: "What you have just witnessed tonight is the kind of stuff you can expect from now on. The Legion is reunited and we're strong then ever. Once more, these men stand behind me are my brethren. The Legionnaires answer to no man except Der Fuhrer of Anarchy. As the Fuhrer, I am unleashing these monsters upon the EWCL. They have the sole mission of destroying anyone and anything that gets in our way. Know that when you face The Legion it doesn't matter if you win. When you fight The Legion the question you should ask is Will you survive? THE LEGION IS ON THE MARCH AND NOTHING CAN STOP IT!!!

(Punisher drops the mic and The Legion member leave the ring and ringside leaving Cable and Mysitc knocked out in the ring).

JP: Punisher still giving history lessons at highschools huh?

ND: Yeah well, how should I have known this?

JP: The Legion is back and looks stronger than ever and look at Cable and Mystic. It doesn't look good for them.

ND: Poor Cable. He has another match coming up right after the commercials. Poor guy.

(Commercials).

(The arena erupts into boos and Bitch chants again).

JP: What's this bitch doing out here again?

ND: Watch your mouth. There's a lady present.

JP: (underbreath) Some lady.

Jezebelle: The destruction of Exile was just the tip of the iceberg. Here's your second dosage of what to expect tonight.

(The arena lights darken again as footage from two weeks ago rolls on the CazzoTron).

ND: MacBeth slaps Corvik into the face right now and he's taunting the former Universal Champion. MacBeth then calls Jezebelle and she walks over to him with that sledgehammer. Jezebelle hands the sledgehammer over to MacBeth and he takes it and swings it at Corvik.....BUT OOOOOOOOOOHH MANNNNNNNNN!!!......Corvik manages to block the sledgehammer shot with one arm, and he counters with .....INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!!....What a superkick!!!!...And MacBeth falls down to the ground!!!

DT: Corvik now picks up the sledgehammer and he sees the blood still on it and he shakes his head. He then moves the sledgehammer above his head and he's about to swing it. But at that moment Jezebelle comes in from behind and she jumps on his shoulders and starts to choke him from behind!!! Corvik is struggling and he has to drop the sledgehammer to the ground. He then easily shakes Jezebelle off of him. He turns around and he grabs Jezebelle by the throat!! Oooooh mmyyy Godddd!!! He's gonna chokeslam her!!!! I can't believe he's gonna do that to a woman!!!

ND: But MacBeth gets up to his feet and he hits Corvik to the back off the head, turns him around and......HE LIFTS CORVIK UP AND..........DEICIDE........HE HIT CORVIK WITH DEICIDE!!!!!.......AND CORVIK WENT DOWN AND HE'S OUT!!!.....MacBeth then picks up the sledgehammer and he swings it and .....BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......He ramms it into Corviks head!! Corvik seems to be unconscious right now from that Deicide followed up by that sledgehammer shot. ...But MacBeth is not stopping, he swings again and ...BAMMMMMMMMMM....hits Corvik again with that sledgehammer!!

DT: He's repeating what he did last week to Exile!!! But he probly wants to hurt Corvik even more here!!!! He swings for a third time and ....BAMMMMMMMMM...hits it a third time....this is insane!!!!......

(At that moment other referees, security and the medical team comes running out. The referees and security are trying to get MacBeth off of Corvik and the medical team is checking on Sean Corvik. It takes 3 referees and 4 people of security to take MacBeth out of ringside. The medical team puts Corvik on a stretcher and they take him out of the arena).

{Back to the stage area)

Jezebelle: Your friends are gone Blade. Your knee is almost gone to. Get ready to enter MacBeth's world tonight.... and his nightmare.

(Jezebelle then disappears behind the curtains again).

ND: Too bad Jezebelle left again.

JP: Its time to move on Neil.

ND: But...

JP: I still can't believe what we have just all witnessed. We first saw a great tagmatch and then the return of The Punisher and The Legion. The Legion is back and the first mission is to take out The New Evolution. During the commercials Johnathan Cable and Mystic were taken out of ringside on stretchers. Now it is like Neil said before, poor Johnathan Cable as he still has to fight Strait Hate.

ND: And it is not like he has alot of time to recover, nope. His cue is right now!!

JP: Extreme Title match oh yes. Strait Hate has shown over the last few weeks that he is ready for this title match. He beat everyone who came in his way and now it is Cable who he has to face.

(I will be heard by Hatebreed starts to play and we see Strait Hate coming out from behind the curtains).

JP: HOLY SHIT!!! HE IS DRAGGING JOHNATHAN CABLE TO RINGSIDE!!! HE ALREADY FOUND CABLE BACKSTAGE AND HE IS DRAGGING HIM TO THE RING NOW!!!

ND: He probly took him right out of the doctors office.

JP: Strait has dragged Cable halfway down the aisle right now. On his way he knocks his opponent into the head several times. Strait then reaches ringside and he throws Cable backfirst into the guardrail. Strait charges in on him and he clotheslines Cable over the guardrail into the crowd!!! Strait climbs over the guardrail into the crowd too and he picks up Cable and throws him back to ringside. Strait gets back on the guardrail and jumps off for an elbow drop on Cable!!! Oooh my Godd!! Someone stop this coz Cable can't even defend himself!!

ND: It doesn't seem like Strait cares about that fact though. Strait rolls Cable back into the ring again and he follows in after. He picks up Cable and he lifts him up and ....T-BONE SUPLEX!!!.......Strait laughs cynically and he picks Cable up and he throws him into the corner!! Cable flies in backfirst and he then drops down to the mat in the corner in a seated position. Strait rolls to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a bowling ball...OOOH ...MAGGIE!!!.

JP: That's not Maggie, Neil. Thats just an average looking bowling ball.

ND: Oh.

JP: Strait gets back in the ring and Cable is still sitting in the corner. Strait rolls the bowling ball into Cable's direction and ....OOOOOHHH IT HITS CABLE RIGHT IN THE NUTS!!! That has got to hurt!!! Strait rolls the bowling ball out of the ring and he drags Cable out of the corner. He lifts him up and hands out a few shots to the face. A busted open face!! He throws Cable into the ropes, he comes off and ...overhead belly to belly suplex!!!....Man, Cable is a total mess!! He can't even protect himself!!! But who can blame him after all he had to go through this evening. First that big tagmatch, then the Punisher attack and not even getting a change to recover.

ND: Strait is taking something from under the ring again. He grabs a green bag and takes it into the ring. .. He opens it and ...OOOOH NOOOO...DAMIEN!!!..

JP: IT'S NOT DAMIEN, NEIL!!!! IT ARE THUMBTACKS!!!

ND: Oh.

JP: Strait empties the bag and there are thousands of thumbtacks on the mat now. Strait picks up Cable and he bodyslams him on top off the thumbtacks!! ...Strait then goes over to the corner and he climbs it all the way to the topturnbuckle. He gets on top and ...HE LEAPS OFF FOR A FROGSPLASH ON CABLE....BUT CABLE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND STRAIT LANDS ON THOSE THUMBTACKS!!!....Unbelievable!!! Cable managed to move out in time and I think he rescued his life with that move!!! Strait is now in severe pain and we see Cable slowly moving to the ropes. He rolls himself out of the ring and he slowly walks over to the ringannouncers table.

ND: Cable walks over to Jay Blue and ....and.....oh....He takes the drink that Jay Blue had standing on his table. Cable drinks the water and he then turns around again and moves into the direction of the ring again. He's going back in there!! Amazing!!!.....But wait, he turns back towards Jay Blue now and he points to his steelchair. Jay gets up and he hands the chair over to him. Man Jay sure is cooperative tonight. Cable takes the steelchair and he rolls back into the ring. He walks up to Strait and ...BAMMMMMM.....He nails Strait in the head with the chair!!!...

JP: ...BAMMMMM....BAMMMMMM.....BAMMMMMMMM......BAMMMMMMMMMM.....BAMMMMMMMMMMMM.....FIVE CHAIRSHOTS TO THE HEAD!!!! And Strait is layed out on the mat right now!!! Cable starts to thrash talk. Not only to Strait, but to everyone in general, probly to The Punisher, Outcast and The Legion. Cable then places the steelchair in the middle of the ring and then lifts up Strait. He then irish whips Strait into the ropes and he comes off and ...POWERSLAM ON TOP OFF THAT STEELCHAIR!!!....Cable gets to his feet and he is still trash talking, man the guy is furious!!

ND: Cable picks Strait up from the mat and he starts to hand out some blows to his face. He then irish whips Strait into the corner and Strait flies in backfirst!! Cable slowly walks over and he then kicks Strait into the midsection. He does a series of kicks till Strait falls down to the mat!! Cable then picks Strait up, but ooohhh Strait thumbs Cable into the eyes!! Cable stumbles backwards and Strait turns him around and ....DOWN!!!.......Full nelson slam into a flying bulldog!!! Strait then rolls Cable on his back and he goes for the cover. Unbelievable that this is only the first cover of this match!!.. 1........................................2....................but Cable puts a foot on the ropes!!

JP: And the battle goes on. Strait picks Cable by the head and he slamms his head into the apron!! He then drags Cable over to the thumbtacks that are still layed out in one corner. Strait then slamms Cable's head into the thumbtacks!!!!.... He then lifts Cable to his feet and he sets him up for a powerbomb!! He's gonna powerbomb Cable on those thumbtacks!!!...He lifts him up, but.....but Cable blocks it. Strait tries again, but Cable blocks it for a second time. And he counters and ....he backdrops Strait and Strait falls backfirst into those thumbtacks!!!

ND: Cable is now going for the cover, ....1...............................................2.......................but Strait kicks out. Cable picks Strait up and uppercuts him. He then irish whips him into the ropes. Strait comes off and ...flying shouldertackle!!!.... Strait goes down again!!! Cable now grabs the steelchair once again and he moves over to Strait. He waits till Strait is back on his feet again and he then swings the chair. He goes to hit Strait, but oooooohh Strait punches into the steelchair ....and he punches it so hard that the chair crashes into Cable's face!!! HOLY SHITTTT!!!

JP: Cable falls down to the mat and Strait takes the chair and he drops it on top off Cable. He then goes over to the corner and climbs to the toprope. Strait faces the crowd and ....HE MOONSAULTS OFF THE CORNER AND LANDS ON THE CHAIR AND CABLE!!!.....But that also did alot of damage to Strait coz he landed on that chair. Strait now rolls himself to the outside. With his bloody face he looks in the camera and smiles at it. Ooh God there are children watching this, was that necessarry. ....Strait now grabs a table from under the ring and he sets it up on the outside.

ND: He then gets back in the ring again and he lifts Cable on top off the topturnbuckle. Strait gets on aswell and he grabs Cable and ......TOPROPE HATEBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!......GOOOD GOD!! WHAT MORE CAN HAPPEN!!!!!...The referee went to the outside now to check on both wrestlers. Both are knocked out from that move there!!! ...After about 20 seconds Strait gets up and he picks Cable up and he irish whips him, but wow Cable manages to reverse the irish whip and Strait flies into the ringpost!!!

JP: Cable charges in on Strait, but Strait sidesteps him and Cable flies face-first into the steel ringpost!! Strait then takes a piece of barbed wire again and he grabs Cable and .....BARBED WIRE KATA CLUTCH SUBMISSION!!! Cable is in true real pain and the referee is checking on Cable. Cable does not want to give in, but the pain is just too much. He has to tap out now!! And yes...Cable taps out!!!.......And Strait Hate wins!!! Strait Hate is the new Extreme Champion!!!

ND: What a gruesome match that was.

JP: I think both guys and especially Cable have to visit a doctor.

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: I know you all have been waiting for this moment. Waiting for this announcement!! But ok, I'll make it quick and keep it simple coz well thats all you can handle here in Philly.

(The crowd boos).

Prez Cazzo: I want to announce two of the greatest wrestlers in sports entertainment. These two men have done it all. They won titlebelt after titlebelt in the IWF. Philadelphia I am proud to introduce to you ....THE BIG UNIT!!!.....

(Face down by Monster Magnet starts to play and out come Powerhouse and Rage, the two wrestlers that call themselves The Big Unit. The two hear the crowd boo as they make their way to ringside. They use the ringsteps to enter the ring).

JP: Are The Big Unit gonna be part of The Executive? Are they the two that are gonna join The Executive tonight?

(Cazzo smiles at Powerhouse and Rage).

Prez Cazzo: Powerhouse and Rage, Rage and Powerhouse, The Big Unit. What more does a fedhead want? Powerhouse and Rage, you are rated one of the greatest. The Big Unit stands above all the mediocre teams. Powerhouse and Rage are the creme de la creme, the rise to the occasion, the tip of the iceberg!!! But Powerhouse and Rage, you know what you really are?

(Powerhouse and Rage look up to Prez Cazzo).

Prez Cazzo: YOU ARE A BUNCH OF LOSERS!!!....

JP: WHAT? Is he digging his own grave here or what?

Prez Cazzo: Powerhouse you easily lost to Sean Corvik in the SEI Tournament.....Rage, you jobbed to "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson in that same tournament. WHAT THE HELL DO I NEED TO DO WITH TWO WRESTLERS LIKE THAT??? I HAVE MACBETH!!! Look at MacBeth, he single handedly destroyed The Royal Family. In only a few weeks time he got rid of Exile and Sean Corvik. Hell, and even Jay Masters beat Joe Johnson. So Powerhouse and Rage, tell me why the hell do I need you? As far as I'm concerned this is all just a setup by Iceman of the IWF to ruin the EWCL from the inside. This is all part of Iceman's big scheme. AIN'T IT? AIN'T IT? So Powerhouse and Rage seeing that the two of you already signed a contract for the EWCL. I was drunk as hell when Clarissa my secretary stuffed those papers under my face. So there's not much that I can do about that. But what I can do is make the two of you prove yourselves that you are really such a good team as you claim to be. I am gonna put the two of you in the hardest matches possible against the hardest opponents. So you can prove to ME that you are worthy enough to step into MY EWCL. You might have won plenty of titles in the IWF, but the IWF ain't no EWCL!!! And when you talk to Iceman you can tell him, that he can kiss my ...

(At that moment Powerhouse and Rage grab Cazzo and they double chokeslam him to the mat. Powerhouse grabs a mic and says).

Powerhouse: Prove that!!!

(Powerhouse and Rage slide out of the ring and walk out of ringside).

JP: Oh my God. Did I just see that right. Cazzo signed two of the biggest stars in todays wrestling and what does he do. He humiliates them on worldwide television. Thats not really a smart thing to do.

ND: You think that huh.

JP: Yes, I really think that Cazzo is making a huge mistake here. Not his first or last mistake but one of his stupidest.

(Commercials).

JP: Ok, we are back and man what more are we gonna see tonight. It's unbelievable.

ND: Yes, what a night.

JP: So Neil, do you remember last years Survivor?

ND: Oh yes I do, those were the big days of Miraculous Danny Christ. He was in the Universal Title Tournament final against The Rage Rick O'Connor.

JP: When it concerns a Christ you have a good memory Neil. That amazes me.

ND: Selective memory huh.

JP: But you were right last year Survivor was the stage for the last couple of matches in the tournament for the Universal Title. Corvik and Exile eliminated eachother in one semi final and then Danny Christ and O'Connor fought the final. A final in which O'Connor won.

ND: But thats the difference with last year. This year we have a Christ who is an Universal Champion.

JP: Are you sure?

ND: Yes I'm sure. Chris Christ never lost his title so he still is the rightful champ and he still has the title around his waist.

JP: Yes ok thats true, but what about last week when Cazzo came out and also declared Blade as an Universal Champion.

ND: Yeah what about that. Sometimes even I don't know what goes on in Cazzo's mind. I think thats the only way to get MacBeth near a championship.

JP: Yeah coz Christ is too chicken to fight either Blade or MacBeth in a titles match.

ND: HEY!!! You're crossing a line there John!!

JP: Yeah yeah, whatever Neil. I know Chris Christ is gonna be involved in this match coz he is the special referee. But the two main players are Blade and MacBeth. Blade also an Universal Champion and MacBeth the destroyer of The Royal Family.

(My sacrifice by Creed starts to play and "The Messiah" Chris Christ comes walking out. An immense booing starts, but Christ doesn't care and he makes his way down the aisle to ringside. He is wearing a referee shirt and he also is wearing his Universal Title around his waist. He gets to the ring checks the corners and waits for the wrestlers to come to the ring).

(The lights in the arena go out as the faint opening strands of the Danny Lohner remix of a perfect circle's "Judith" begin to play. The Cazzotron comes alive as words begin to flash across the screen.

"When the smoke clears and Sean Corvik is finally defeated,"
"you'll be shocked to see who's standing there."
"Past, present and future shall come together."
"There is a new saviour..."
"Welcome to my world."
Blue and white strobes and fog fill the entrance way as the CazzoTron flashes...

"ENTER MACBETH"

MacBeth emerges from the smoke and strikes the pose of the crucifix. Jezebelle is right next to him and she carries THE sledgehammer. The camera zooms in on the sledgehammer and it shows that there is still blood on it. The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos. His black, sleaveless, leather trenchcoat billows behind him as he makes his way to the ring... never once acknowleging the crowd, instead focusing his eyes on the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and kneels in the middle of the ring. He makes the sign of the crucifix once more).

(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat. He takes off his trench coat on his way down the aisle).

JP: It's a Last Man Standing match so no dq's, no countouts, no pinfalls. You can only win where your opponent is out for 10 seconds. Referee Chris Christ has just explained the rules to both Blade and MacBeth, but I doubt anyone was listening to him. Blade and MacBeth were only staring at eachother and also staring at Christ. I mean hey 2 out of 3 are Universal Champions, thats so weird. Christ makes the two go to their corner now.

Ding ding ding.

ND: The match has started and man look at The Messiah, despite from his arm that is in a cast, he looks terrific. Looks like the best referee I have ever seen.

JP: Oh God Neil, please commentate this match.

ND: Blade and MacBeth start to circle eachother for about 10 seconds. Christ looks at the two and he says that they should fight eachother and not circle eachother. Blade stares at Christ and the special referee backs off a little. Blade and MacBeth then circle eachother some more, but then they finally tie up. But it is MacBeth who comes in with a knee to the midsection. Blade falls to one knee and MacBeth with a right hand to Blade's face. Blade almost falls backwards. He manages to get back on both feet and he can block MacBeths next right hand.

JP: MacBeth goes for another right hand, but Blade ducks it and throws one of his own. MacBeth throws it again, but Blade blocks it and throws another right one of his own. Blade follows that up with a kick to the gut and an European uppercut. MacBeth staggers to a corner, but Blade follows him in with a series of right hands!! MacBeth stops Blade by raking him in the eyes!! MacBeth then gets in four good right hands on Blade. MacBeth whips Blade into the ropes and goes for a backdrop, but Blade counters this by hooking MacBeth into a piledriver!!!

ND: Blade then locks MacBeth up in a front facelock. He holds this move for about a minute before MacBeth makes it to his feet. MacBeth, showing some strenght, picks Blade up and rams him into the turnbuckle backfirst!! MacBeth then grabs Blade by the arm and he sends him into the opposite corner. ...Blade flies in hard backfirst and MacBeth charges in right after. BUT OOOOOOOH Blade lifts his right leg up and MacBeth flies face-first into that big boot!!! MacBeth staggers backwards and Blade moves in on him, grabs him and .....SIDEWALK SLAM!!!..

JP: Blade stares at Christ and nodds and Christ starts to count MacBeth. ...1........2.......3.......4........5....but then MacBeth gets to his feet again. After he got up it is Blade who charges in on him and he takes MacBeth to the mat with a power clothesline. Blade picks MacBeth up from the mat and he throws him into the ropes. MacBeth comes off and Blade with another big boot that sends MacBeth to the mat!!! Blade stares at Christ again, and Christ reacts in a way that says "Not again". Shortly after that Christ starts to count, ...1...................2......................3.......................4.........5..............6....and MacBeth is up again.

ND: It looks like Blade wants to end this quickly. Blade picks MacBeth up by the head and he irish whips him, but this time MacBeth reverses the irish whip and throws Blade into the ropes himself. But Blade hangs on to the ropes. MacBeth sees it and he charges in right after and ...HE CLOTHESLINES BLADE OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Blade flies to the concrete and MacBeth rolls to the outside and he grabs Blade and throws a few punches to the head. He then drags Blade over to the guardrail and bashes his head into it for four times. He follows that up with throwing Blade backfirst into the guardrail.

JP: MacBeth climbs on the apron and ....GUILLOTINE LEGDROP OFF THE APRON ONTO BLADE!!!...GREAT MOVE!!! ... Blade falls down to the concrete and this time it is MacBeth who winks at Christ. Christ rolls to the outside and starts to count, .....1.......2....3.....4.....5......6.......7.........but Blade uses the guardrail to get back to his feet again and Christ has to stop the count again. MacBeth nails Blade with a right forearm and Blade staggers backwards. MacBeth with another forearm and Blade staggers backwards again. MacBeth with another shot, but this time Blade can block it and he returns with a forearm of his own!!

ND: The two are fighting their way up the aisle now!! They are halfway down the aisle and they are still going strong. And referee Christ is not even trying to get them back at ringside. ..Blade now with a series of three right shots, and MacBeth tries to stay on his feet. MacBeth then uses his strength and he comes in and kicks Blade to the stomach. The two have now reached the ramp now and they fight themselves on top of it now!!! And ....and.....they disappear behind the curtains!!! Where the hell are they going???!?!?

JP: I got no clue.

(The camera follows Blade and MacBeth and we see that they are fighting their way down the backstage area).

JP: They are still there somewhere. They are backstage and we see that MacBeth picks up a thrashcan and ...BAMMMMM....he ramms it into's Blade's head!!! MacBeth drops the trashcan and he whips Blade into the wall!! MacBeth comes charging in for a shouldertackle, but oooooh Blade moves out of the way and MacBeth goes straight into that brick wall!!! That musth have hurt his shoulder there!!!....Blade picks MacBeth up and drags him around the corner. And look where they are going?!? They are just near Prez Cazzo's office!!!

ND: Blade and MacBeth reach the prez's office and Blade then whips MacBeth into the door and .....MACBETH GETS THROWN INTO THE DOOR AND THE DOOR GIVES AWAY AND HE FLIES INTO THE OFFICE!!!!...HOLY SHIT!!!.....We see that Cazzo and Clarissa his secretary were sitting in the office. And Cazzo jumps up surprised as Blade comes in and he starts beating on MacBeth again. Cazzo then looks to the right to the little tv and he notices that they are in the middle of the main event match. Cazzo probly was too busy recovering from that double chokeslam he suffered from The Big Unit!! Plus he probly wanted to work some more with Clarissa, hehe.

JP: Don't say that Neil!! ... Blade with another right one and he the lifts MacBeth up and places him on top off Cazzo's desk!!! Cazzo is now screaming on the top of his longs for them to leave his office!!! Blade gets on the desk aswell now and picks him up and .....OOOHHHH mule-kick lowblow by MacBeth!!! Blade to one knee and MacBeth with a swinging neckbreaker off the desk to the floor!!! MacBeth then picks Blade up from the ground and he throws him out of the prez's office. Man what a mess they are making!!! But where are they going now??

ND: It's a good thing that we have monitors so we can watch where they are going.

JP: Yeah but I think that one of us should go backstage with them so they can commentate this live.

ND: NO WAY, NO FRIGGING WAY!!! NOT FOR A MILLION DOLLARS AM I GONNA DO THAT!!!

JP: I just hear that they are going for the womens dressing room!

ND: OK I'LL GO!!!

(Neil Down gets up from his chair, but John Pilchard stops him).

JP: You aren't going anywhere Neil. Sit down!!

ND: But they are going for the women's dressing room!!

JP: Blade and MacBeth fought their way back down the backstage area and it's true. They are near the women's dressing room!! MacBeth irish whips Blade into the door and Blade goes in backfirst!! MacBeth then comes charging in and ....HE SPEARS BLADE THROUGH THE DOOR!!!!.....AND THEY END UP IN THE WOMENS DRESSING ROOM!!!......

ND: HOLY SHIT!!!!..

JP: Uh....uhm......MacBeth landed on top off Blade and he is handing out right and left ones. But the camera man and referee Chris Christ are more intrested in whats going on in the dressing room itself. Among others we see Silva, Stacey Ramirez and Michelle Heart and.....wowwwww some of them are naked!!!

(We hear a bang).

JP: Ladies and gentlemen, Neil Down just passed out!!

(We go back to the dressing room and Chris Christ notices his manager Michelle Heart and that she's trying to cover herself with her hands, still showing part of her breats. Christ is freezed staring at her and the other ladies in the dressing room. Michelle winks at Christ, but he can only stand there and stare. Michelle then shouts at Christ and Christ snaps out of it and he grabs a towel and walks over to Michelle and hands it over to her. He then looks at Silva and says: "Nice rack").

JP: Oh man, Neil is sure missing something!! ...

(Christ is still looking at the females, but then he notices that Blade and MacBeth have left the dressing room already. Christ takes one more look at the girls and also gets slapped in the face by Michelle. He then slowly walks backwards out of the room).

(While the camera is trying to find Blade and MacBeth, Neil Down also gains consciousness again).

ND: What did I miss?

JP: What you missed? Michelle Heart standing naked in the womens dressing room!! Silva, Stacey Ramirez they were all there Neil!!

ND: Dammit, dammit, dammit!! What a moment to pass out!!

(In the meantime Blade and MacBeth fought their way back to ringside again. They are back near the ring and it is MacBeth who throws Blade into the steel ringsteps).

JP: MacBeth comes charging in on Blade, but oooooh Blade moves out of the way and MacBeth flies shoulderfirst into the ringsteps!!! Blade takes one of the monitors from the spanish announcers and he moves over to MacBeth and ...WHAMMMMMMMM....He ramms it into MacBeth's head!!! And MacBeth is busted open from that shot to the head!!! Blade drops the monitor and he then places his boot to MacBeths throat. But then it is Jezebelle who comes in from behind Blade!!! She turns him around and ....OUTCAST!!!....SHE DID THE OUTCAST ON BLADE!!!

ND: Christ is looking now and sees that both men are down on the concrete. Jezebelle then helps MacBeth up to his feet and Christ starts to count. ....1.....2......3.....4......5......6......7......8.....Blade then uses the apron to get back up again. He's still a bit stunned but he's on his feet again. MacBeth comes in and he rolls Blade back into the ring again!!!....MacBeth gets back in aswell and he picks up Blade and throws him into the ropes. Blade comes off and ...firemans carry!!! MacBeth picks Blade up again and irish whips him, but Blade reverses the whip and MacBeth goes into the ropes.

JP: MacBeth comes off and Blade grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him to the mat!!!....Christ starts the count again, ....1.....2......3.....4.....5.....6.....7........8...but then MacBeth is up again. Blade moves in on him and he grabs him by the arm and sends him into the ropes. MacBeth comes off and Blade goes to backdrop him. But MacBeth grabs Blade and ....FINAL ATONEMENT ..PILEDRIVER!!!!.....Excellent!!! ...Blade is knocked out now!!! And Christ starts to count again, ....1......2......3.......4.........5........6.........7.........8.........9....YESSSS!!!.....Blade is up!!! It is not over yet!!!..

(At that moment the Cazzotron comes on and it shows the following:
Macbeth.
My victims are rich or poor, young or old, strong or weak
I cause millions of accidents, I am cancer in your bones
I fathered the lie, twist what you say, speak not the truth
I am insidious, impartial, deep inside your chromosomes...

(Cazzontron fades out again).

ND: MacBeth stares at the Cazzotron. He's totally taken by the words that appeared on the Cazzotron. He doesn't notice that Blade comes up behind him now and ...he turns MacBeth around, kicks him in the gut and ....BLADERUNNER!!!!.......Holy shit!!!! .......Now MacBeth is layed out and Christ is making the count, .....1..............2.............3............4............5............6...........7..........8..........9.....AMAZING, HOW DID HE DO IT!!!! MACBETH GOT UP FROM THAT!!!!!!

JP: Blade can't believe it and he goes over to Christ and he shoves him backwards. It is true, it seemed to me that Christ was counting a bit slow here.

ND: Hey it was a tough match, he lost some energy you know.

JP: HE"S THE REFEREE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

ND: Blade pushes Christ backwards now. Meanwhile MacBeth got back to his feet again. Christ then pushes Blade back and Blade stumbles backwards. He falls right in the arms off MacBeth!!! MacBeth turns him around, kicks him in the gut and ....DEICIDE!!!!!!!!!.......HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!........Christ goes for the count now, ...1...2.....3....4.....5......6......7.......8.......9.........10....... AND IT IS OVER!!!!.....

JP: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!

ND: Another champion you mean. Chris Christ is still the real Universal Champion!!!

JP: But ooooh my Godd what a match was this!!! They went through the entire building and in the end finished it in this ring. And it was Alexander Glory's DEICIDE WHO GOT THE WIN FOR MACBETH!!!.. What a win for MacBeth, his first big title!!!

(At that moment Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and President Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. Cazzo walks to the ring in his own typical way. He takes a microphone and uses the ringsteps to get in the ring. Cazzo walks over to MacBeth and pads him on the back. He then takes the word).

Prez Cazzo: MacBeth, what a great victory for you!!! What a win for you!! This is the night you and I and The Executive has been waiting for!!!...

(The crowd boos).

(Jay Blue then hands Blade's Universal Title over to Cazzo).

Prez Cazzo: MacBeth, here take this. This belongs to you.

(Cazzo hands the title over to MacBeth and he smiles and wraps it around his waist. Cazzo then looks at the other Universal Champion Chris Christ).

Prez Cazzo: Chris Christ, you did a fine job tonight refereeing this match. But you probly want to know what your title is worth huh? Well it is worth something, but not as much as MacBeths!!! Coz MacBeth is the ..............EXECUTIVE CHAMPION!!!!!......AND YOU CHRIS CHRIST WILL FIGHT THE EXECUTIVE CHAMPION MACBETH AT THE NEXT PPV!!!!! CHAMPION VERSUS CHAMPION!!!

(Chris Christ is surprised, shocked and pissed at the same time).

Chris Christ: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY CHAMPION!!!!

(Chris Christ wants to attack Cazzo but then out from the crowd we see Strait Hate and Thorn. They slide into the ring and they grab Christ before he can hurt Cazzo).

JP: What are THEY doing here?

(Strait and Thorn grab a hold of Christ and then Cazzo steps forward and slaps Christ in the face. He then nodds at MacBeth and MacBeth signals to Jezebelle to hand over the sledgehammer to him. MacBeth gets it and he gets close to Christ. He swings and hits Christ in the head with it. Christ falls down, but Strait and Thorn pull him up again and MacBeth swings for a second time. But at that moment Blade comes in from behind and blocks the sledgehammer shot. He turns MacBeth around and gives him the BLADERUNNER!!! Blade then grabs Cazzo by the throat, but before he can hurt him Strait and Thorn come in from behind and knock Blade down. They start to hammer down on Blade and in the meantime Cazzo rolls to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a table and sets it up on the outside. He then grabs another table and sets it up on top off the other one. Strait and Thorn lift Blade on top of the topturnbuckle and both climb on it aswell. They then lift Blade up and FRONT FACE SUPERPLEX HIM OFF THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND BLADE GOES THROUGH BOTH THE TABLES!!).

(Cazzo gets back in the ring again and he helps MacBeth up. And while Chris Christ and Blade are both knocked out the President takes a microphone and shouts out)

Prez Cazzo: "THE RAGE" RICK O'CONNOR CAN KISS MY ASS......THE BIG UNIT CAN KISS MY ASS.........THE EXECUTIVE IS WHAT COUNTS AND THE EXECUTIVE IS ON TOP AGAIN!!!!

(All four men raise their hands in the air and the crowd boos).