EWCL EXECUTIVE DECISION
The EWCL logo appears on the Cazzotron, followed by clips off the last couple of weeks.
(The Cazzotron fades out and we go to the commentators John Pilchard and Neil Down).
John Pilchard: Welcome people. Welcome to Executive Decision.
Neil Down: JOHN!!!!...BIG JOHN!!!...JOHNNY!!!...JOHNNY JOHN!!!...Good to have you back again!!
JP: It is, Neil. It's good to be back.
ND: Finally an evening where I don't get smacked in the head.
JP: You don't know that, Neil.
ND: Hey, John don't start with that shit too huh.
JP: I'm just playing with you, Neil.
ND:Man, you really changed!!
JP: But enough about me. It's time to talk about tonights PPV. What a card we have. Did you see the card?
ND: Did I see the card? Did I see the card? Ofcourse I've seen the card!!
JP: So what you think of it?
ND: I especially like the match The Messiah is in.
JP: Yes, some things never change.
ND: Chris Christ is gonna be larger than life after tonight. He's gonna be the main man, the hot shot, the great one, the holy shit person, the jumbalaya on the roof.
JP: The WHAT?
ND: Oh nevermind.
JP: But you said it. We will see Chris Christ in the main event tonight in a threeway match with Universal Champion Sean Corvik and the number one contender Exile. What a match is that gonna be!! It's gonna be a special match for sure.
ND: I got two words for that match.
JP: Yeah?
ND: THE MESSIAH!!!
JP: But what about our other matches. We only got great matches for you. Just think of the clash between President Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt and CEO The Rage Rick O'Connor. Winner gets all!! Winner gets full ownership of the EWCL. After tonight everything could be different!!
ND: Where did I hear that before?
JP: But now it's really true. Just imagine if O'Connor wins it, then there would be no more Cazzo. Did you ever think of that?
ND: No.
JP: Oh....Ok then. Well I suggest we start with the show then. No time to waste.
(Then all of a sudden the Cazzotron comes on and we zoom in to a shot of CEO Rick O'Connors' office. Rick Is in his chair going over paperwork when we hear a slight rumble. Rick looks around curiously, but ignores the noise otherwise. Just then, two men in red and yellow striped shirts and red hats walk in. One large man with a pizza box in his hand, and one mid-sized well built man just behind him. There pizza delivery men step up to Ricks desk, while both men are back to the camera).
Large man: I got a pizza here for Rick O'connor, you him?
Rick: ...Well....yes, but I didnt order a pizza.
Large man: Really??? Well, I'm probably guessing you didn't order this either..... *THWAP!!*
(The large man just smashed what seems to be a loaded pizza box over Rick's head. Rick goes down in a heap and the mid-sized man climbs up on the desk and asks for the pizza box).
Mid-sized man: Sorry Ricky ol' boy....but business is business.
(He leaps and sets the box under his leg, delivering a wicked arabian facebuster on the half concious Rick O'Connor. The man stands up and we see Rick bloodied and knocked out. If you look at the pizza box, you see several steel plates that emirged from the box upon impact. With cheesy grins the men turn around).
JP: Oh my God....it's Strait Hate and Thorn!!!
ND: Who??
JP: Strait Hate and Thorn, they were just in gfwa OMEGA before the tradgedy that killed most of the staff and ended the fed....Strait is still the OMEGA Champion!
ND: Well they just made a damn good entrance!!!
JP: But why?? why would they do this??
Strait Hate: Well, looks like that job is done, lets collect and hit the bar, we need some beer.
(Strait and Thorn high five each other with sly grins as they walk out of O'Connors' office, leaving him coughing up his own blood).
(Commercials).
JP: Welcome back to our first match of the evening and a titlematch already. Last week we saw that Prez Cazzo stripped Blade of the tagteamtitle and well he probly did the same to his nephew Marcus Babylon.
ND: So you saying that Cazzo just took the title of his nephew? Jus like that?
JP: Yes, just like that.
ND: Ok, I can understand that he took the title away from Blade as Blade turned his back on Cazzo and The Executive last week. But I don't understand why he would take them away from Babylon. What did Babylon do wrong? He's the only one who is still backing Cazzo up and Babylon even has been looking after Justine. Wha tmore do you want?
JP: You know the expression Neil, Cazzo's expression : "There's a reason, there's always a reason".
ND: Oh yeah.
JP: Four teams will fight it off agains eachother here. We have Chris Outcast and Juggernot from The Legion, we have The New Evolution Mystic and Johnatan Cable, we have the new mixture of Jay Masters and Ex-Terminator and finally we have the new mixture of Eleven and Coby Belton.
ND: Lets get ready to rumble!!
JP: Wow, original comment Neil.
ND: Yeah I made it up myself.
JP: Uhuh....Anyway, let me say that we are gonna start off with 4 teams here. And seeing that its a tagteamelimination match, we're gonna continue till only one team is left.
(Come Down by Bush starts to play and Chris Outcast comes walking out. The Legion member is not alone as his sidekick Scott walks right behind him. Chris and Scott get cheered on by the crowd and the two continue their way to the ring. Once they reach ringside, Outcast asks for a mic and then the two of them enter the ring).
Chris Outcast: Due to the fact that fellow Legion member Juggernot had other things to do, I want you to meet my tagteampartner for tonight. It is none other than good old Scott!!
(Scott climbs on the second rope and raises his hands in the air, but the crowd doesn't really give him that much of a reaction. Scott then shouts out "woooohoooo" and jumps off the ropes to the mat. Outcast shakes his head and they both go to their corner).
(The arena dims to black, and the first riffs of A Welcomed Burden by Disturbed begin to blast over the speakers. Blue and red spotlights flash and spin around the arena, flooding the audience with swirls of color. A blue streaming rocket blasts off from the metal stage and explodes in a cascade of blue sparks, showering the fans, and then a red one follows. Two more of each color blast fromt he stage one after the other, and then a massive explosion on the center of the stage flares bright blue fire. When the flames die down, there at the entrance stand Johnathan Cable and Mystic. The speakers blare loud heavy metal thumping as several more blue firebombs explode to either side of The New Evolution, and then begin to fire rapidly in a circle around him, until finally they trail down the center of the ramp leading them down to the ring. Johnathan Cable and Mystic slide under the bottom rope and moves to the center of the ring, and snap their arms quickly over his head as he screams to the crowd, and a set of blue rockets scream out of each of the corner posts, and explode over the fans in another shower of blue sparks. The spotlights twist into ablivion,and the sparks die down,and the lights come back up, fans cheering wildly in anticipation of the upcoming match).
(Smells like teen spirit starts to play and Jay Masters comes walking out. The crowd starts to boo Masters while he runs to the ring quickly. Masters slides in the ring and gets ready for the match).
ND: Man that Masters is some quick. I bet he has a very good lap time.
(Seek and Destroy by Metallica starts to play and Ex-Terminator is suppose to get out now. But nothing is happening at the top of the ramp. Nobody is coming out. The music stops and starts again, but still nothing is happening).
JP: I reckon we won't see Ex-Terminator today. So that means Jay Masters has to do it on his own here.
ND: Well he's fast enough for it.
JP: What??
ND: Never mind.
(Chop suey starts to play and moments later Coby Belton comes out from behind the curtains. Belton comes out and he's wearing a Dangerous Enough shirt. Belton stands still on top off the ramp and it looks like he's gonna wait for his tagpartner Eleven right there. Belton turns around and looks at the curtain. Then Enter Sandman starts to play and we see that Eleven comes out. The crowd cheer Eleven on and he raises his hands and walks over to Coby Belton. Belton extends his hands and he wants to shake Eleven's hand. Eleven also extends his hand now. But then out of nowhere Coby Belton kicks Eleven into the midsection and he grabs Eleven by the head and ....DDT's Eleven to the top of the ramp!!!).
JP: OOOOH GODDD!! Like Eleven didn't had to go enough already!!
ND: Thats whack man!!
(Belton now takes a mic out of his pocket and he stands over Eleven and starts to speak).
Belton: Eleven, you make me sick!! You think you are worthy to be my tagpartner? Let me tell you that you are NOT!!! Nobody is except for one person!! There's only one person worthy of being my tagteampartner and that person is ........"THE" NICK DANGEROUS!!!.....
(At that moment Kashmir by Led Zeppelin starts to play and "THE" Nick Dangerous comes walking out. Dangerous steps out on the ramp and the crowd boos even louder. Dangerous comes out and nodds to Belton. Together they then pick up Eleven and they double suplex him to the ramp!!! While Eleven is out, Belton and Dangerous walk down the aisle to ringside. They reach the ring and slide in).
JP: All four teams are in the ring now and the referee points out to Johnathan Cable and Coby Belton. Cable and Belton stay in the ring while the others get on the apron.
Ding ding ding.
ND: Cable points out to Chris Outcast and says that Outcast should get out in the ring and not Belton. Cable even motions to Belton to tag in Outcast, but Belton doesn't even move a muscle. Cable and Belton then start to circle eachother and after about 6 seconds they tie up. Belton comes in with a knee to the gut and he sends Cable into the ropes and when he comes off he jumps on Cable's shoulders and does a headscissors takedown. Belton holds on with his legs to Cable's head and starts to choke him like that. The referee starts to count till 5, but after the 5 count Belton holds on to the choke.
JP: Mystic wants to enter the ring, but the referee stops him!! At the same moment Dangerous comes in and he starts to kick Cable to the midsection and head. Dangerous and Belton then pick up Cable and they also double suplex him to the mat!!! While Mystic tries to get in again, Dangerous and Belton pick Cable up again and they send him into the ropes. Cable comes off and oooh he ducks the arms of the two. He comes off the opposite ropes and ...HE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES DANGEROUS AND BELTON TO THE MAT!!
ND: Cable grabs Dangerous by the head and he body slams him to the mat. He then picks up Belton and also body slamss him to the mat. Cable then goes over to his corner and quickly tags in Mystic. Mystic comes in, but before he can get to Belton Coby has tagged in Chris Outcast. Outcast enters and he first stares at Cable for a moment but he then looks at Mystic. Mystic and Outcast lock up, but Mystic then shoves Outcast backwards into a corner. Outcast goes in backfirst and Mystic comes in right after with a shoulderblock!!
JP: Mystic repeats the shoulderblocks till Outcast falls down to the mat. Mystic then grabs Outcast by the head and he irish whips him into the ropes. Outcast comes off and Mystic with a drop toe hold and Outcast goes face first to the mat. Mystic into the ropes again and he comes off for an elbow to the back of the head. Mystic for the cover, but Outcast kicks out after two. Mystic picks Outcast up and sends him into the ropes again. He comes off and Mystic wants to go for a backbodydrop, but Outcast saw it coming and he grabs Mystic and piledrives him to the mat!!
ND: Outcast pulls Mystic to his feet again and hands out a few shots to the head. He then irish whips him into the ropes, but oooh Mystic holds on to the ropes and he tags in Jay Masters!!! Masters comes in and he goes over to Outcast, but Outcast takes him down with an armdrag!! Masters leapfrogs back to his feet again, but Outcast comes in again and dropkicks him back to the mat again!! Masters crawls over to the ropes now and uses them to get up. He then goes over to the corner where Scott is standing and wants to tag him in. But well obviously Scott pulls back coz his partner is also in the ring. Masters then looks up to Scott and ...WHAMMMM...he nails Scott with a right hand and Scott falls to the apron!!
JP: Masters then turns around and ....WHAMMMM.....OUTCAST SPEARS HIM TO THE MAT!!! Outcast lands on top off Masters and starts to hand out fist after fist. Outcast gets to his feet and goes over to another corner and he tags in Nick Dangerous. Dangerous climbs in the ring and he picks Masters up and he slaps him in the face... WOwwwww how humiliating!! Dangerous then starts to laugh at Masters and slaps him in the face again. Dangerous then walks up to his own corner and tags in his partner Coby Belton. Belton gets in and he lifts Masters up and drags him over to a corner. He then sets Masters up and ......THE DECAPITATOR!!!.....
ND: THATS IT!! That has to be it!! Belton hit Masters with his finisher and he goes for the cover. ....1....................................2.....................................3...And he's out!! Masters his team has been eliminated!! The referee rolls Masters out of the ring, but at the same time Cable comes in the ring and he hits Belton to the back of the head with a double axe handle. Belton goes down and Cable looks at Outcast again and taunts him. Cable picks Belton up and hands out a series of chops to the chest. He then tags in Mystic. Mystic comes in and he grabs Belton by the head and does a neckbreaker!! Mystic goes for the cover but Belton kicks out of it in time. Mystic lifts Belton up and he drops him into the ropes.
JP: Mystic tags Cable in again and Cable goes back to work in Belton. He picks him up and kicks him to the midsection and irish whips him. Belton flies into the corner where Outcast is standing and Cable challenges Outcast to get in!!! But Belton comes charging out of that corner all of a sudden and ...OOOOH HE CLOTHESLINES CABLE!!! Belton then into the ropes and he comes off for a kneedrop. He follows that up with a cover, but Cable kicks out. Belton stares down at Cable and then smiles and he tags in Chris Outcast!! Outcast comes in and he picks Cable up and hands out a few shots to the head. He then sends Cable into the ropes and takes him down with a karate kick!!
ND: Outcast picks Cable up again and he lifts him up and ooooooh flapjacks Cable into the topturnbuckle!!! Cable flew in facefirst!!! Outcast grabs Cable by the head, but Cable counters with a lowblow!!! Outcast to one knee and Cable into the ropes and he kicks Outcast to the head and The Legion member goes down. Cable then grabs Outcast his left arm and hooks in an armlock. Cable really looking to take the speed out of this match here. He tries to keep Outcast on the mat, that seems to be his strategy here. Cable picks Outcast up and sends him into the ropes. Outcast comes off and Cable backdrops him. He then turns Outcast around and hooks in a Boston Crab!!!
JP: Outcast shouts it out from the pain, while Cable works on that back!!! Outcast is in pain, but tries to reach for the ropes but he's too far away. At that point Scott comes in the ring and he runs in and kicks Cable to the back of the head. Cable has to let go off the boston crab and he gets up and turns around, but is met by a boot by Scott to the midsection!! Scott into the ropes and comes off for a flying forearm and takes out Cable!! Scott checks on his tagpartner Outcast and Chris makes the official tag now. Scott looks at Cable and sees that Cable is still laying on his back!!
ND: Scott then looks up to the crowd and his eyes start to grow now. It looks like he's going into a zone or something!! Scott grabs his head and starts to dance a bit, he then hops on one foot for about three times and he does ....THE WORM!!!......Oh my Goddd!! Who does he think he is?? Scott(y) does The Worm and gets up and wants to finish that move off, but Cable got up in the meantime!! And he grabs Scott and ....DEADLY BY DESIGN!!! And Scott is out!!! ....Cable goes for the cover now and. ....1...........................................................2...............................Outcast comes running in, but he's stopped by Mystic........3................................And it's over Scott and Chris Outcast have been eliminated!!
JP: Cable stares at Outcast and chuckles. Outcast wants to charge in on him, but the referee stops him this time and makes him leave the ring. Cable is still smiling, but is unaware of it that Nick Dangerous sneaked up from behind him. Dangerous turns him around and he goes for his Danger Driver!!! But Cable manages to shove Dangerous off of him in time!! Dangerous falls into the ropes, but comes off with a back elbow that takes Cable to the mat!! Dangerous tags in Belton and then he picks up Cable. Belton and Dangerous whip Cable into the ropes and when he comes off they double backdrop him to the mat!!
ND: Belton continues to work on Cable and even goes for the cover,...1..................................2.......but Cable kicks out. Belton then picks up Cable and goes to irish whip him, but Cable manages to reverse the irish whip and he sends Belton into Mystic's corner!! Belton flies in hard and Cable tags in Mystic. Cable lifts Belton onto his shoulders, facing behind him. Mystic climbs to the top rope, and ......WOOOOOOWWWWW..... he executes a Top Rope Sunset-Flip Power Bomb on Belton!!! What a move there!!! Belton is out and Mystic goes for the cover, while Cable makes his way to Dangerous his corner and hands out a right hand!!
JP: Mystic for the pin and...1.....................................................2......................................................3......IT'S OVER!!! WE HAVE NEW TAGTEAMCHAMPIONS!! THE NEW EVOLUTION HAS DONE IT!!!!
(Cable and Mystic roll out of the ring and grab the titlebelts and they leave through the crowd).
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and the scene goes in back as Drake Laps is polishing his Extreme Title�He looks in the mirror shaking his head as the baby is next to him sleeping like he usually does�Laps throws his title up against the mirror as he looks up at the ceiling fan, going round and round as the air is circulating through the room�He looks at the title that he has and shakes his head in shame and in sadness�It all went to his head, the way that the SEi put him in a ppv and he never even touched the promo videos�He went in thinking that he had the match all together, and this is the place that he didn't want to be�In his locker room staring at his title with the biggest win on his mind last week in his career, against Chris Christ, and ignoring Aaron Gold�He grabs his title, putting it over his knees and putting it over his shoulder looking in the mirror�He grabs a stands up, pulling a box type figure of the drawer of his cubby�He thanks goes backwards holding the cubed shaped figure�A big flash hits his face as he puts the camera, as we finally notice, down on the table�He than puts his title around his waist starting to speak).
Laps: This was the week for huge upsets�With myself coming into this week as the most honored man in the SEi and EWCL, even beginning something that I never thought I would begin�The thoughts of huge harmony are ahead for me, and I am not going to bring out the excuse of anything�What can I do to beat Aaron Gold? With him putting out two great promos, I have nothing that I can do�Except wait for something to happen in our match, which is only one way down the huge pay per view card�Is this a good thing for me to start thinking that I lost? Of course not�Having no confidence in myself is the worst thing that I would want to do, but I am going to do it anyways�The EWCL has treated me great in the past and I have now finally fucked up horribly� I am facing someone that I didn't think would even try to take me over for this weeks match�And we have finally squared off, him winning a chance to be up against one of the best wrestlers in the EWCL�Is it that I have a huge head? If you're talking about under my belt and my waist, thank you�But a big head comes with a big mind�A big head comes with a smart idea in which I know I have�I have been here for awhile and watching you come out and have this feud with Masters really brought out the "star" in you�But do you notice that? Do you even notice that you're becoming a star even before your own eyes�I know you're watching yourself right now prepare for this match�And are you even ready to prepare for this match? I have seen you wrestler, and you get the jitters, Gold�You get the jitters before every match and you think "If I fuck up, it'll be all over�"�Do you have to worry about me being a big head case? You shouldn't have to�You shouldn't have to worry about the way you're going to do whatever your move is, because Gold�If you want this Gold that is sitting around my waist, you'll have to beat me before that�And even though you are thinking that you have it this week, you should think about this "masters" character�I have respect for everyone in this federation and hearing it from you that you think I am in a big head case is something that deserves you, for an ass whooping�The stress that has brought me to this federation has only brought you, to something that you deserve more than Christ and my enemies have ever deserved, the biggest ass whooping of a lifetime�Do I expect to win tonight? Hell, only time will tell�The mere fact that the time of this match was the worst I could ever get, was the worst thing I have ever heard of�But I am not here to complain, I am here to show you that you have more to run, like the 19 Mile Man Jay Masters, for in this match�This isn't just a regular match that Masters or Cable can interfere in�This is a match that you have nothing of experience for�Extremity�I have been brought to the point of greatness in my Extreme matches, and you have not even fought one�This is your turn to be taught really how to face a respectable person�In your life, you haven't done much to a big standard�And if you do pull out the upset this week, It will haunt me for the rest of my existing life�It will not haunt me like a junior friend of mine, when he�uh�jobbed to a�uh�pitcher who wasn't too good in the�uh�first inning�But I will not think that this time�Because in a matter of seconds, it will be our to turn to square off�And Gold, all I have to say is bring your finest running shows, because this is your turn, to run�the Last�Fucking�Lap�
(Laps grabs his title as he brings Kelly in to watch the child�He gives her a big hug as she sits down bringing the baby in her arms�He puts his title around his waist and than blows a kiss at his child as he slams the door�He is shown walking down the hallway, as the camera fades back more and more until the scene finally fades to Pilchard and Down).
JP: After seeing Laps talking about his match it is time to go on with our next match.
ND: Fair enough.
JP: We have one of those matches again Neil.
ND: You mean one of those boring ones?
JP: Nooo!! I mean one those matches between former friends. Punisher and Cerberus used to be good friends. Punisher even gave Cerberus his first break by giving him a spot in the Ministry of Total Justice. Now Cerberus is back and he's back with a grudge. And he's gonna take it all out on The Punisher.
ND: Poor guy.
JP: But never and I mean never underestimate The Punisher.
(American Made starts to play and moments after The Punisher comes walking out. The crowd cheers The Legion member on when he makes his way to the ring. On his way he greets some of the fans. Punisher reaches the ring and uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).
(Then Judgement Day by Brad Friedel starts to play and "The Armageddon" Cerberus appears on the top of the ramp. Cerberus stands still and the people start to boo him. Cerberus waves it away and makes his way to the ring. He reaches ringside and he slides in).
Ding ding ding.
JP: The referee has explained the rules and now the match has really begun. Punisher and Cerberus stare at eachother for a couple of seconds before they tie up. Punisher grabs Cerberus in a side headlock, but Cerberus pushes Punisher off of him. He then grabs Punisher by the arm and sends him into the ropes. He comes off and Cerberus does a spinning heelkick that takes the former Universal Champion to the mat. Cerberus starts to stomp and kick Punisher to the head right now.
ND: But Punisher grabs Cerberus his right leg and gets up. Punisher wants to sweep the other leg, but oooooh Cerberus counters with an enziguiri. Punisher goes down again and Cerberus bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and does a sommersault and lands on top off the American hero. Cerberus hooks the leg and goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. The Armageddon to his feet and he picks Punisher up and irish whips him, but Punisher reverses the whip and throws Cerberus into the ropes. He comes off and Punisher grabs him and powerslams Cerberus!!
JP: Punisher picks Cerberus by the head and he whips him into a corner. Punisher walks over and he stands on the bottom rope and starts to hammer down on Cerberus...1....2....3....4....5.....6.....7.....8......9.......10....Punisher stops and the crowd stops counting. Punisher climbs off the bottom rope and he grabs Cerberus and whips him into the opposite corner!! Again Cerberus flies in hard backfirst, and this time Punisher follows in hot pursuit!! OOOOOOOHHHH!!! But Cerberus sticks his elbow out and Punisher flies facefirst into that elbow!!!
ND: Punisher staggers backwards and Cerberus charges in on him and ....QUICKSILVER!!!....He leaped onto his opponent shoulders with one foot then quickly performs a snap kick into the opponents face with the other foot!! What a move by The Armageddon!!! And he's going for the cover, ...1..................................2..................but a kickout. Cerberus grabs Punisher by the head and chops him to the chest. He then sends Punisher into the ropes and when he comes off he leapfrogs over Punisher!!
JP: Punisher comes off the ropes again and this time Cerberus slides through his legs. He gets up behind Punisher and he does a sidekick that takes the Legion Leader to the mat!!! Cerberus is really showing Punisher how much he has improved!!! Cerberus for another cover attempt, ...1.........................................2...but foot on the ropes!! The Armageddon gets up and he sends Punisher into the ropes, but he holds on to them. Cerberus comes charging in right away, but Punisher counters and he backdrops Cerberus over the toprope to the outside!! Goood Godddd!!!!
ND: Cerberus flew to the outside and fell right on his back!!! Punisher is grasping for air in the ring and after taking a few deep breaths, he rolls himself to the outside and walks up to Cerberus. He picks him up and slamms his head into the apron. He then grabs Cerberus by the arm and he irish whips him into the direction of the ringsteps, but ooooooooohhhh Cerberus reverses the irish whip and sends Punisher into the steel ringsteps himself!!! ....BAMMMMM....what an impact!!! And Punisher looks like a mess right now!!! Did you see that!!
JP: Punisher is down and Cerberus grabs him by the hair and he rolls him back into the ring again. The former Prime Time champion rolls back in aswell and he picks Punisher up and executes a DDT!!! Cerberus picks Punisher up again and he waistlocks him!! He then wants to german suplex him, but Punisher blocks it and reverses the waistlock!! Now its Punisher in control again and he goes for a german suplex of his own, but wowww this time Cerberus blocks it and he mule kicks Punisher!!! Punisher feels it and Cerberus into the ropes and he comes off and ....SPINNING HEELKICK!!!....And Punisher goes down!!!
ND: Cerberus quickly to the corner and he climbs the topturnbuckle. He gets on top and ....DOOMSDAY!!!!.....HIS FINISHER!!!.....Cerberus goes for the cover and. .....1..................................................2...............................................3.........He has won!!
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we see Chris Christ standing backstage with Michelle).
Christ: Would you look at this? Damm machine ate my money again! I swear i'm gonna have to pound it..
Michelle: Chris! Stop acting so stupid! You got a new image to start working on.
Christ: I do?!
(Michelle gets right up in Chris' face and she suddenly becomes serious).
Michelle: If you want me to put out tonight then I suggest you close your mouth and let me do the talking.
(Chris shrugs and turns back to the machine whilst Michelle looks up and down the corridor biting her nails in a nervouse anticipation almost. Then from round the corner of the corridor walks two familiar faces. "The" Nick Dangerous and Peter Tiger. They are going to their locker rooms to prepare for Nick's big match later on. Michelle smiles as the person she has been waiting for seems to finally arrive. Nick notices the beauty as Peter rambles on about something in his ear. As Nick approaches she steps out into his path and puts her hand on his big chest).
Michelle: Mr Dangerous.
(Chris hasn't yet turned around and thinks she is talking to him).
Christ: Why thank you, I have been known to do mean James Bond impression...
(Chris turns around and sees Dangerous who is looking Michelle up and down).
Christ: What the hell is this?
(Chris squares up to Nick who doesn't back down himself. Michelle puts her hand on Chris' chest also and stands between the two).
Michelle: Mr. Dangerous meet Mr. Christ.
Christ: Oh I know who he is, I wanna know what hes doing looking at you like that.
(Dangerous doesn't talk and just sniffs at the remark).
Michelle: You know you both have more in common than you think.
Christ: The only thing we have in common is that Nick's a loser!
Peter: But that would make you a loser too!
Christ: Shut up Tiger!
Michelle: You both have a common ground in your dislike for Blade.
Christ: Ah Blade, the worlds most depressing man.
Dangerous: I hear ya'.
Michelle: Well maybe we can work something out...
(The scene fades out as Michelle smiles seductively and Nick chuckles. Tiger just looks scared).
JP: What the hell was that all about?
ND: I have no idea, I was staring at the rack on Michelle Heart all promo!
JP: You dirty old man! ND: Hey! I may be dirty and old but.....what was the other thing you said?
JP: Nevermind Neil. Just let us focus on our next match.
ND: Extreme Champion Drake Laps taking on Aaron Gold. Ok, thats it.
JP: What thats it? Aren't you gonna say more about this match? There's plenty to say you know. Just the fact that Laps beat Chris Christ last week in a real exciting TLC match...
ND: I don't want to be reminded of that John!! Please change the topic. ....So what did you think of the weather John? Could be better huh.
JP: Shut up Neil and be professional!! Laps and Gold fighting it out for the Extreme Title. Laps is definately the favorite as he's on a good winning streak and that he beat Christ last week.
ND: You keep on rubbing it in, aren't you!!
JP: Uh...yeah.
(My Way by Limp Bizkit starts to play over the pa system and "24 Carat" Aaron Gold comes driving out on his Harley Davidson. Silva is sitting behind him as the two drive to the ringside. He circles the ring one time and he then stops and parks the motorbike. Gold and Silva get off the bike and Gold slides in the ring while Silva stays on the outside).
(Trust by Megadeath starts to play and "The Highflying Miracle" Drake Laps comes walking out. The crowd starts to cheer him as they see the Extreme Champion. Laps raises his hands in the air and he makes his way to the ring. He slides in the ring and stares at Gold).
Ding ding ding
JP: Gold and Laps start to circle eachother, but then its Gold who comes in with a right hand. But Laps ducks it and returns with a big right hand of its own. He does connect it and Gold stumbles backwards into the ropes. He comes off and Laps with a dropkick and Gold goes down!! Drake Laps picks Gold up and sends him into the corner!!! Gold flies in backfirst and Laps charges in and does a monkey flip!!! But OOOOOHHH Gold lands on his feet!! Nice recover there by Aaron Gold!!! Gold charges in on Laps and does his Gold Ring swinging neckbreaker!!
ND: Gold picks Laps up and chops him to the chest for about 4 times. He then throws Laps into the ropes!! Laps comes off and Gold grabs him and already sets him up for his careerd ending GoldDigger!! But Laps manages to block it and he backdrops Gold backfirst to the mat!!! Drake Laps then to the corner and climbs the toprope. He looks down at Gold and ....DIVING HEADBUTT!!!!....AND HE HITS IT!!!...Man, that's gonna be headache tonight!!! Laps checks his head, but he then hooks the leg and goes for the cover, ....1.................................................2......................but a kickout by Gold.
JP: Laps shakes his head and he then picks Gold up and sends him into the ropes again. Gold comes off and ...HURRICANRANA by Laps!! Drake Laps now slides to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a fire extinguisher!! He takes it with him into the ring and he goes over to Gold and he ....WHAMMMMM....nails Gold in the head with it!!! Good God!!!! And Gold seems to be knocked out cold from that one there!!! Laps drops the fire extinguisher on the mat now and he's walking around the ring. He looks at Silva, who's calling out to Aaron. Laps then decides to go to the corner and climbs the toprope.
ND: Laps is taking his time now. He's on top and he jumps off for a double axe-handle....BUT OOOOOOHH GOLD GOT UP IN THE MEANTIME!!! AND HE GRABBED THE FIRE-EXTINGUISHER AND HE SPRAYS LAPS IN THE FACE WITH IT!!!!! Wowie!!! And Laps is layed out on the mat from that one there!!! Gold sprayed it all in Laps face!!! He shot his load on Laps his face!!!
JP: NEIL!!!!
ND: What??
JP: Watch your words!!
ND: Uh...ok.
JP: Laps is layed out and Gold is still holding that fire extinguisher and he walks up to Laps now and he smashes it on top off Laps!!! Now thats cruel!!! Aaron Gold grabs Laps and pulls him to his feet. He hands out two shots to the head and he then sends Laps into the ropes. Laps comes stumbling off them and Gold grabs him and executes an overhead belly to belly suplex!! Gold then goes for the cover attempt, ..1.........................................................2.......................but a kickout by Laps. Gold pulls Laps up and uppercuts him. He follows that up with sending into the ropes again. This time Laps comes off and Gold shoulderblocks him.
ND: Gold then lifts Laps up and irish whips him into the corner. Gold runs in right after and wants to splash Laps, but Laps moved out of the way in time and Gold comes in and splashes the topturnbuckle!! Oooh that must hurt!!! Laps rolled himself out of the ring and he goes over to a person on the front row who's holding a "Gold Is God" sign!! God, how on earth can you ever make a sign like that?!? But anyway, Laps grabs it and from under the ring he also grabs a stopsign. He places the fan sign on the stopsign and he enters the ring again. He picks Gold up and sends him into the ropes and when Gold comes off ....he....WHAMMMM....bashes Gold into the head with that sign!!
JP: Aaron Gold is out!!! Laps throws the stopsign to the outside and goes for the cover,......1..................................................2............................but somehow Gold kicked out of it in time. I don't know how he did it, but he did. Laps picks up the fire extinguisher again and walks back up towards Gold. Laps goes to swing, but just at that moment Gold lowblows Laps!!! Laps goes down to his knees and Gold gets up and takes the fire extinguisher out of his opponents hands and swings at Laps with it...WHAMMMMMM!!.....
ND: I think that fire is out!!! Holy shit!!! What a blow was that!!! And now its Laps again who's on his back!! If Gold goes for the cover now, then he probly gets it. But what is he doing?? He's not going for the cover. Instead he picks Laps up and he waistlocks him and ...german suplex!! Gold back up again and he bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and he does a kneedrop on Laps. He then hooks the leg and goes for the cover, but Laps kicks out after two. Gold can't believe it!! He shouldn't have waited that long, he should have pinned him right after that shot with that fire extinguisher...ROOKIE!!!
JP: Common Neil, give the guy some slack here. He's still in this match. He's still in control. Just look at him there. He's picking up Laps and he sends him into the ropes again. Laps comes off and woww big clothesline by Gold!!! And Aaron Gold then rolls to the outside and he goes under the ring and what does he take out? He takes out a bag. But whats in the bag?
ND: A snake!! It's gotta be a snake!!
JP: Helloo!!! A snake? How the hell did you get that idea??
ND: No reason..
JP: Gold takes the bag in the ring and he opens the bag and empties it!!! And it turn out to be thumbtacks!!! There are a couple of hundred thumbtacks laying in the middle of the ring right now!! Ooooh Godddd whats gonna happen here now?!? Gold walks up to Laps and picks him up..... Gold lifts Laps up for a bodyslam....but ooooooh Laps pushes Gold off of him and counters with a .....DIAMOND CUTTER ON THE THUMBTACKS!!!!.....Did you see that?!? Did you feel that?!?......Holy shit!!! Straight into those thumbtacks!!! And both men are layed out in the ring!!
ND: Oh yes, this is what its all about. Laps is the first one to move now and he places himself on top off Gold and goes for the cover, .....1.............................................................2..................................but nooooo Aaron Gold kicks out of it again!!! Laps back up again and he cleans the thumbtacks off of him and then he goes on top. He gets to the toprope and he sees that Gold is still down. He dives off for his ...LAPIDATOR...BUT OOOOOOOOOHHHH MANNNNNNN GOLD ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND LAPS LANDS ON THE THUMBTACKS!!!!
JP: Crazy, crazy, crazy!!! And Gold picks Laps up now and he sets him up for his career ending GoldDigger and .....HE EXECUTES THE GOLDDIGGER ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!! GOOD GODD!!!! ....Laps is totally out of it now and Gold goes for the cover. .....1...................................................2....................................................3...........And thats it!!!! Aaron Gold is the new Extreme Champion!!! What an upset here in Chicago!! This has to be the best night of Aaron Gold his career!!!
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we see Nick Dangerous and Peter Tiger standing on the parking lot. They are discussing something and like often Peter Tiger said something stupid again. What they don't notice is that Cerberus sneaks up behind them. Cerberus then grabs Peter Tiger and hits him in the face with a punch. He then kicks Nick Dangerous into the midsection. He then grabs Dangerous and executes HELL'S FURY on him!!!! Dangerous goes down to the concrete and Cerberus grabs Peter Tiger and drags him over to a car. Cerberus opens the trunk of the car and throws Peter Tiger in it and closes the trunk. Cerberus then gets in the car and drives of).
(Scene fades out).
JP: It's time, it's time for another title match. Big title match to add. EWCL title at stake. Joe Johnson his EWCL is at stake. Last week Joe Johnson made his return after he got arrested. He never had a good comeback last week in St. Louis. Perhaps he can do better tonight and defend his title. Don't you think?
ND: I bet he's real eager to put up a good fight here, especially after that terrible loss against Jay Masters last week.
(Then all of a sudden we see the Cazzotron and it says "Earlier this week". The camera then shows a rather empty lockerroom area. We don't see anyone but we do hear a two voices. The camera moves and we hear the voices getting louder. Apparently two people are having some sort of an argument. Finally the camera sees the persons who are talking and it turns out to be President Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt and EWCL champion Joe Johnson. We join them in the end of their argument).
Eric: Let me speak now Joe!!! Fuck you Joe!!! You don't deserve all the respect you want!!! You don't even deserve that title around your waist!! Always saying that I was holding you down!! I'm getting sick of it Joe, I really am!!! I've always been there for you, in good times and bad times. When you wanted to leave the EWCL I gave you the time to deal with everything. I gave you all the time in the world. The EWCL was always a home for you, and you know it. But what do I get in return? All I'm getting is "Eric, you held me down...Eric, I shouldn't have lost my title to Chris Christ.....Eric, you screwed me over last week in my Jay Masters match......Complain, complain, complain, nag, nag, nag!!!.....I'm getting sick of it Joe!!!
(Joe Johnson stares at Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt and gives him the finger and then turns around and leaves).
(Then the scene fades out).
ND: What was that all about? Holy shit!!
JP: Dammit, why did they show that? This wasn't suppose to get taped, let along be aired. That wasn't for anyone to be seen.
ND: What are you trying to say John?
JP: Uh....nothing.....nevermind.
(Then Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and President Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt appears on the top of the ramp. The crowd starts to booo him, but Cazzo only smirks and marches down the ramp to ringside. The Prez reaches the ring and uses the ringsteps to enter it. He then takes a mic and starts to speak).
Prez Cazzo: SHUT UP CHICAGO!!
(Crowd starts to boo even louder).
Prez Cazzo: I JUST SAID SHUT UP!!!
(BOOOOOOOO).
Prez Cazzo: I'm here for Joe. Are you also all here for Joe? Well I know I am!! Joe is who I live for and Joe is why the EWCL is still alive.....(he says in a sarcastic way). HAHAHAAAAA!!! You know what Joe is? .....He's a troublemaker, thats what he is!!! All he thinks of is himself!! He doesn't think of the company or other wrestlers. Nope, he only can think of The Hardcore Event himself. That sickens me. Well Joe, seeing that you say you want respect from me I'll make a stipulation to the upcoming match to earn that respect. Joe to regain your EWCL title you have to pin both Blade and "The" Nick Dangerous!!! While on the other hand Blade and "The" Nick Dangerous only have to pin you to win the title!! Now how's that? Doesn't that sound respectfull to you, you son of a bitch?
(The crowd starts to chant asshole now).
(At that moment Cruxified by Sevendust starts to play and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson comes out from behind the curtains. The crowd goes wild when they see Joe Johnson. Johnson starts to walk to ringside. He enters the ring and takes a mic out of his pocket and looks directly at Cazzo).
Joe Johnson: As backstage conflict seeps through the crevices of the thin, black curtain that separates�. show and reality, it seems as if gossip has carried the true and personal clash between Eric Van Zandt and yours truly. Indifferences surfaced, and argument boiled. Luckily, no fists were thrown and still upon Lady Luck's palm, this dispute, Cazzo, WILL NOT need to be settled through trials and handcuffs.
Joe Johnson: I came here tonight-not looking to defend my title, but rather to grab at a chance to voice my opinion in an attempt to entirely use my freedom. I came here tonight, to announce a developed apathy in allegiance! This indifference in allegiance, however, is not directed away from Chris Lemke and Sean Corvik, and not away from The Royal Family, but rather towards a party of a larger whole. The entire point in my attendance tonight was to finally announce my resignation from the EWCL� And to proclaim that there is a future in Joe Johnson's future... And his new career in the IWF!
ND: What the hell?!?
(Prez Cazzo has a stunned look on his face and he can't believe what he just heard).
(Then Alive by POD starts to play and we see that IWF President The Iceman comes walking down the aisle to the ring. He uses the ringsteps to enter the ring and he goes over to Joe Johnson and the two shake hands. Iceman then turns to Cazzo and lifts up his shoulders and says "It's business, strictly business". Johnson then poses the "Cruxifix" as The Iceman winks out of amusement. Cazzo still got a stunned look on his face and doesn't know how to react to this. Joe Johnson then takes the EWCL title off his waist and he drops it in the middle of the ring. Together with Iceman he then leaves the ring and walks out. When the two are halfway down the aisle, Cazzo finally manages to move again and he takes the mic to his mouth).
Prez Cazzo: YEAH LEAVE JOE, JUST LEAVE, THATS THE ONLY THING YOUR GOOD AT!!! BUT DON"T EXPECT EVER TO COME BACK AGAIN!! NOT EVER!!! .....OH AND ICEMAN.....I WON'T FORGET THIS!!!
(Cazzo stops talking and rolls out of the ring and while he is leaving the ring he takes out his cellphone and starts to dial a number).
JP: GOOD GOD!! Joe Johnson has left the EWCL and signed for the IWF!! What a shock surprise!!
ND: Man, I wonder what this will mean for the collaboration between EWCL and the IWF. This could be the end of all of that. What a shocker!!
JP: It's gonna be so weird to not see Joe Johnson in the EWCL anymore.
ND: I know.
JP: But this also means that Blade and Nick Dangerous got higher chances to win the EWCL title.
(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat).
(Then Kashmir by Led Zeppelin starts to play and "The" Nick Dangerous comes walking out. He limps a bit and got a bruised forehead. Not coz he already fougt in that tagmatch earlier tonight, but mainly coz Cerberus attacked him only minutes ago. Dangerous reaches ringside and slides in).
JP: If Dangerous loses here then he can partly blame Cerberus for that. Cerberus has been attacking Dangerous for a few weeks in a row now. And just before he even took Peter Tiger. What does he want?
ND: Got no clue.
Ding ding ding.
JP: The referee has done his thing and Dangerous and Blade stare eachother down now. Both wrestlers have fought eachother a few times now. One time Blade was the winner and the other time Blade won by disqualification. So looking at that Blade is the favorite in this match up. Blade is also a former Universal and Extreme Champion. While Dangerous is still without a title in the EWCL. But maybe tonight is the the night for him. Ok, the match has started.
ND: Dangerous is holding on to the ropes and Blade comes running in right away and he starts to hammer down on Dangerous. Blade hands out right and lefts to head and midsection. Dangerous goes down to one knee, but Blade pulls him up and grabs him by the head and DDT's him to the mat!!! Blade quickly picks Dangerous up and he grabs him from behind and hooks in a full nelson!! He then turns it into a full nelson slam!!! That definately hurts!!! Blade really isn't giving Dangerous any time to get in this match or to recover.
JP: Blade grabs Dangerous by the head and he sends him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Blade grabs him and ...SIDEWALK SLAM!!!....Dangerous down and Blade for the cover, ...1..........................................2.....................kickout. It's not over yet. No new EWCL champion yet. Blade stomps Dangerous to the head three times and he then picks him up again and throws him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Blade grabs him and executes a neckbreaker on him!!! I haven't seen Blade this aggressive in a long time.
ND: Maybe he feels better again now that he's no longer attached to Cazzo and The Executive. At least it looks like that. Blade going for a second pin, but Dangerous kicks out of it. The big guy pulls Dangerous up and tosses him into the ropes. But Dangerous holds on to the ropes this time. Blade sees it and he comes charging in and he clotheslines Dangerous over the toprope to the oustide!!! Dangerous lays on his back and Blade rolls to the outside and he goes over to Dangerous and pulls him up. Blade drags Dangerous over to the ringpost and he bashes his head into it 3 times.
JP: Blade then irish whips Dangerous into the guardrail!! Dangerous flies in backfirst and Blade comes charging in right after, but ooooh Dangerous counters and he backdrops Blade over the guardrail into the crowd!!! Blade on the concrete and Dangerous uses the guardrail to get back to his feet again. After a few seconds he climbs over the guardrail and grabs Blade by the head. He then throws a few shots to the head and he then lifts Blade up and he drops him face-first into the guardrail!!! OOOOOH man!!! Dangerous picks Blade up by the head and he tosses him over the guardrail back to ringside.
ND: Dangerous climbs over the guardrail too and he drags Blade over to the announce table and he slamms Blade's head into it...WHAMMMMMM....WHAMMMMMMM....WHAMMMMMMMMM...... Dangerous then drags Blade over to the apron and he also bashes his head into it 3 times. Dangerous holds on to Blade's head and rolls him back into the ring again. Dangerous slides in too and he picks Blade up and sends him into the ropes. Blade comes off and Dangerous with a high kneelift. Dangerous waits till Blade gets back to his feet again and he then hooks in a sleeper hold!!
JP: Nick got it hooked in right and the referee is checking on Blade now. It looks like Blade is starting to get unconscious there!!! The ref holds up Blade right arm and it falls down again....The referee holds the arm up for a second time and again it falls down. Only one more time and Dangerous has won it. The referee lifts Blade's arm up for a third time, but this time it doesn't fall down. Blade hasn't been defeated yet!!! Blade makes a fist and he hits Dangerous to the head with a full fist!!! After 5 shots Dangerous finallly lets go off the sleeper hold.
ND: Blade wants to take control again, but before he can do anything Dangerous has already kicked him in the gut and follows that up with grabbing Blade from behind and executing a backdrop suplex!!! Dangerous grabs Blade and irish whips him into the corner. Blade flies in hard and Dangerous comes charging in, but ooooooohhhh Blade lifts his leg up and Dangerous flies face-first into the big boot!!! Dangerous staggers backwards and Blade comes in and he power clotheslines Dangerous to the mat!!!
JP: Dangerous gets up quite fast but Blade comes in again and clotheslines him to the mat for a second time. Blade picks Dangerous up and he throws him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Blade grabs him and does a belly to belly suplex!!! Blade for the cover, ...1........................................2.......................kickout. Blade grabs Dangerous by the head and he irish whips him, but Dangerous reverses the whip and Blade goes into the ropes himself. Blade comes off and Dangerous superkicks Blade to the mat!!!
ND: Dangerous goes to the corner and climbs the topturnbuckle. He gets on top and ......MOONSAULTS AND LANDS ON BLADE!!!....Dangerous for the cover, but Blade kicks out after two. Dangerous drags Blade into the corner again and he puts his boot to Blade's throat and chokes him like that. The referee comes in and he starts to count. After the five count the referee makes Dangerous break the choke hold, but Dangerous holds on to it!! The referee then pushes Dangerous off of Blade!! Dangerous his look on his face changes and he shoves the referee and starts to thrash talk to him.
JP: This takes up some time and when he turns back to Blade again, he notices that Blade climbed on the topturnbuckle. And Blade jumps off with a flying forearm and takes down Dangerous to the mat!! Holy shit!!! Ever seen such a big guy fly like that!! Blade takes his time and he then picks Dangerous up again. He irish whips him, but Dangerous reverses the whip.
ND: Blade comes off the ropes and Dangerous goes for a superkick. But Blade ducks it, kicks Dangerous into the midsection and lifts him up for .......BLADERUNNER!!!!...Blade hit the Bladerunner on Dangerous!!! Dangerous is out and Blade is going for the cover now, .....1.....................................................2.................but just before the referee can count the three, Coby Belton pulls the referee out of the ring and distracts him. On the other side we see that Chris Christ comes out from the crowd and he slides in the ring.
JP: He got a baseball bat in his hands and he sneaks up behind Blade and .....BAMMMMMMMMMM.......BAMMMMMMMMMMMM......BAMMMMMMMMMM...He smashes Blade in the head with that baseball bat!!! Blade goes down and Christ places Dangerous on top of Blade. Christ rolls out of the ring and the referee turns around and counts the pin. ...1....................................................2....................................................3...........And "The" Nick Dangerous has won and is the new EWCL Champion!!!
ND: Chris Christ has done it again!! The Messiah!!! Christ now slides back in the ring again and he uses that baseball bat and he nails Blade into the knee with it!!
JP: Oooooh nooooo!!!! Not his knee!! That knee was his achillesheel all through his wrestling career!!! That knee was the reason he was out for such a long time.
(Christ swings again with the bat, but at that moment Exile comes running out from behind and he slides in the ring. He turns Christ around, kicks him into the stomache and OUTCASTS Christ. Exile then checks on his brother).
(Then after Exile and Blade has left and "The" Nick Dangerous received his EWCL titlebelt, the Cazzotron comes on. On the Cazzotron we see Cerberus. Dangerous looks up in anger at the Cazzotron. He sees that Cerberus is standing next to his car and he opens the trunk. Inside of the trunk we see Peter Tiger. Cerberus then points to a river in front of him and he smiles. He then closes the trunk and starts to push the car into the direction of the river. The scene then fades out).
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we go to Prez Cazzo his office. He's sitting at his desk and he's talking on his cellphone at the moment. When the camera moves we see that Marcus Babylon and Justine are sitting on the couch and they have a tensed and nervous expression on their face. After a minute Cazzo ends his phone conversation and he then turns to Marcus and Justine).
Prez Cazzo: Ok, that settles that.
(Cazzo stares at Marcus and Justine some more).
Prez Cazzo: So how were the two weeks off Marcus and Justine? Were you able to protect Justine good, Marcus?
Babylon: Uh ...yeah sure Uncle. Nothing dangerous happend, no threats or anything. And to make sure Justine wouldn't get in any danger we hardly left the hotel.
(After that sentence Justine elbows Babylon softly to the side).
Prez Cazzo: Aha I see. Well thats perfect news then. (he says with a sarcastic undertone). Ok, then Marcus, good luck with your Hell in the Cell match with G-Flem and Justine I see you later.
Babylon: Uh...hmmm thanks Uncle.
Prez Cazzo: You're excused now.
(Babylon and Justine walk out of the room and after they left Justine shakes her head and says "Is that all he has to say?..Something ain't right here, Marcus!.."Babylon just lifts his shoulders up).
(Scene fades out).
JP: Prime Time Title at stake right now. Marcus Babylon has been holding that title for quite a while now. But there's one man that has been chasing him ever since he got it and that man is G-Flem. The monster even defeated Babylon before. Now tonight he gets another shot to win the title and its not just a match. No, its a Hell in the Cell match.
ND: How often did they face off against eachother now John?
JP: I think this is the fourth or fifth time now. But you gotta admit that this has been one of the hottest feuds in the last couple of months. Next to the Laps-Christ this one has been alive for months.
ND: Thats true allright.
(Want by Disturbed starts to play and Gargantuflem comes out from behind the curtains. The Legion member stands on top of the ramp and the Chicago crowd cheers the big man on. He then starts to walk down to ringside. On his way he greets some of the fans and after he reaches ringside he enters the ring).
JP: The cell is down now and the referee has explained the rules. Babylon and G-Flem then start to circle eachother and after 10 seconds they lock up. G-Flem gets Babylon in a side headlock and they go into the ropes. G-Flem lets go off Babylon and he comes off the opposite ropes and G-Flem shouldertackles him to the mat!! G-Flem picks Babylon up and drags him by the head over to the ropes and he throws Babylon facefirst into the side of the cell!! OOoooooohhhh!!! Thats steel!!! G-Flem holds on to Babylons head and he starts to ramm his head into the cell!!!
ND: ..1....2.....3....4....5.....6....7.....8.....9......10.... G-Flem lets go of Babylons head and the Prime Time Champ is stunned and he stumbles backwards. G-Flem grabs him and executes an atomic drop and with a result that Babylon flies face first into the cell again!!! Man, he really felt that cell many times already!! It wouldn't surprise me if Babylon is busted open already!! Just look at Babylon, he doesn't even know where he is!!! He is staggering backwards again. G-Flem grabs Babylon by the arm and he throws him into the ropes. Babylon comes off and he grabs Babylon and does a stalling suplex!!
JP: Gargantuflem goes for the pin now, ....1..........................................2........................but the Prime Time Champion kicks out of it. G-Flem to his feet and he picks Babylon up, but ooooh a thumb to the eye by Marcus and he follows that up with a jawbreaker!!! This could be some sort of turning point in this match. This is what Babylon needed. Babylon checks his forehead and tries to wipe some of the blood out of his face. He then wallks over to G-Flem and he starts to chop him to the chest several times. He then irish whips G-Flem into the ropes and when he comes off Babylon does a tilt-o-wirl!!!
ND: Babylon slowly gets back up again and now he drags G-Flem over to the ropes. He lays G-Flem under the bottom rope and Babylon then places his boot on top of the rope and he chokes the life out of G-Flem like this. The referee counts till 5, and Babylon lets go off the chokehold. He follows that up with picking G-Flem up by the head and he uses all his strength to body slamm him to the mat!!! Babylon moves over to the corner and he climbs the topturnbuckle. He gets on top and he wants to jump off for a cross body. He jumps off, but ....OOOOOH G-Flem got up in the meantime and he catches Babylon out of midair and he turns it into a fallaway slam!!! GREAT MOVE!!!
JP: G-Flem for the cover, but Babylon puts a foot on the bottom rope. G-Flem gets up and he bounces into the ropes and comes off and does a legdrop. He hits it and goes for another cover attempt, but he doesn't get further than a two count. G-Flem grabs Babylon and irish whips him, but Babylon reverses the whip and G-Flem flies into the ropes. He comes off and Babylon with SAVING GRACE!!! G-Flem goes down and Babylon bounces into the ropes and he comes off with ROLLING THUNDER!!!
ND: Babylon goes for the pin, ..1.........................................................2...................kickout. The Prime Time Champion grabs G-Flem by the head and he drags him over to the nearest corner. He then lifts G-Flem on top off the topturnbuckle. It takes him some effort but he manages to do so. Babylon also climbs on top of the topturnbuckle and he grabs G-Flem by the tights and goes for a superplex. He tries to execute it but G-Flem blocks it. Babylon tries it again, but G-Flem blocks it for a second time. G-Flem then headbutts Babylon and lifts Babylon up and ....EXECUTES A FRONT FACE SUPERPLEX!!!
JP: G-Flem lands on top off Babylon and he goes for the cover, ....1...........................................................2...............................................nooooo Babylon kicked out!! Good God!!! G-Flem gets to his feet and he raises his hands in the air and the crowd reacts to it. He then turns back to Babylon and picks him up by the head. He punches him to the face and throws him into the ropes. But Babylon holds on to the ropes!! G-Flem comes charging on, but Babylon sees him coming and he goes through his knees and pulls down the ropes!! AND G-FLEM FLIES OVER THE ROPES HEADFIRST INTO THE CELL!!!
ND: Babylon crawls over to the ropes and motions to the referee that they have to lift the cell up again. He's eagerly motioning and apparently it's working coz the cell gets lifted up partly. Babylon takes another look at G-Flem and he then rolls himself out of the ring and wants to walk out of ringside. Justine comes over to him and wants to know whats going on. Babylon tells her something and wants to walk off, but Justine turns him around again and tries to convince him to finish the match. Babylon shakes his head and Justine doesn't know what to do.
JP: Babylon walks off, but G-Flem got up in the meantime. He also rolled out of the ring and left the cell and he chases Babylon and gets up behind him. He grabs him from behind and headbutts him to the back of the head. He then grabs Babylon by the head and drags him over to ringside. G-Flem wants to ramm Babylon's head into the cell (which they lowered again), but Babylon blocks it and shoves G-Flem into the cell himself!!! And G-Flem flies in face-first!! Babylon grabs G-Flem by the head again he sets him up for a suplex and he hits it!!
ND: Babylon just suplexed G-Flem on the concrete!!! G-Flem is layed out on the concrete and Babylon looks up at the cell and he's going over to the cell and he starts to climb it!! What's he doing? Is he insane? Babylon is climbing up the cell now and he has almost reached the top now. Justine is shouting out to him, but he doesn't hear it. Babylon is on top now and he looks at G-Flem, but G-Flem got back to his feet again and he also is climbing the cell right now. The Legion member also reaches the top of the cell and gets on it.
JP: Both Babylon and G-Flem are on top of the cell and the fight continues on there!! Babylon with a right hand and G-Flem returns a right hand of his own. Right and left hands are traded back and forth now. G-Flem then blocks a shot and he counters and kicks Babylon into the gut and lifts him up and he executes his super tiger driver!!! Holy shit!!!!! The top of the cell even moved there!! That cell ain't that stable!!! G-Flem picks Babylon up and chops him to the chest!! He then lifts him up and does a one arm scoop slam!!
ND: Babylon falls backfirst to the top of the cell!! G-Flem picks Babylon up again, but Babylon with a lowblow!! Babylon to his feet and he picks G-Flem up and he signals for THE FALLING STAR!!!.....He goes for it, but nooooo G-Flem blocks it!!! Babylon can't believe it!!! G-Flem blocked it!!! Babylon comes charging in on G-Flem now, but G-Flem grabs him and .....OOOOOOOHHHHH.....GARGANTUAN DRIVER AND THEY GO THROUGH THE TOP OFF THE CELL AND LAND ON THE MAT!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY FEET THAT IS, BUT IT'S FREAKING HIGH!!!!
JP: The referee is checking both wrestlers out now. After about 15 seconds its G-Flem who's the first to move and he places himself on to off Babylon and goes for the cover. ....1................................................................................2.......................................................................3........And it's over, G-Flem has finally defeated Marcus Babylon in a title match!!! And he's the new Prime Time Champion!!! What a surprise!!! And what a match this was!!
ND: Not looking good for both players there and especially not for Marcus Babylon. He's not moving, he's not moving at all. Justine is already in the ring now and she's sitting next to Babylon and talking to him. But there isn't much movement in him. I think he's moving his lips, but he's not moving his body!!
JP: I think we are gonna need some medical help here. Even G-Flem is kneeled down next to Babylon now and is checking on how he's doing. But you are right, that doesn't look good at all.
(At that moment the medical team comes out and they help Babylon on a stretcher and take him out of the arena).
Missy: Strait, Thorn, wait up!!
Strait: Holy shnikes, look at them ta-ta's.....sweet jesus, I bet those cost you a pretty penny! Umm how, can we help you?
(Missy slaps Strait in the face).
Strait: OW.....*under breath* ....bitch....
(Missy slaps him again).
Strait: Ahhhh damnit!!! Whats your question?
Missy: Why did you attack Rick O'Connor earlier???
Thorn: We took care of some business.
Missy: But why??
Thorn: We needed the cash, the prez had some loose ends he needed severed, and we did that.
Missy: President Cazzo put you up to this??
Thorn: Yeah, whats it to you? We got paid quite handsomely, hell, we might have enough money to put this fat ass on the slim fast diet.
Strait: Hey, fuck you, I'm doin the subway diet, Jared is my hero!!
Thorn: If you dont mind, Chesty....
Missy: Its Missy!!
Thorn: Right... anyway, we got some cash to collect and some bar hoppin to do, maybe we will see around.
Missy: Are you members of the EWCL???
Thorn: A gentleman never tells, toots, later.
(Both men grin and walk away, and Missy is left confused).
(Commercials).
"The" Nick Dangerous: He's in the hospital.
Coby Belton: So Peter is still alive?
"The" Nick Dangerous: Not that I should care much, but yes he is.
Coby Belton: What else did the note say?
"The" Nick Dangerous: Cerberus wants a streetfight with me next Insurgence. That little punk.
Coby Belton: So are you gonna accept?
"The" Nick Dangerous: First things first here. We first have to get back to the arena, then we find out were Peter is and then I'll see what I do about the challenge. Now lets move it.
(Scene fades out).
JP: Are you ready, Neil?
ND: I am ready.
JP: Coz it's time for the match for total ownership of the EWCL. I said it before, but after this match everything can be different. The winner of this match will get total ownership of the company. And also beware of it that noone is allowed to interfere in this match. If someone interferes than they automatically get fired. Rick O'Connor added that stipulation to the match last week. And right after that Cazzo also did something and he fired Triple X right on the spot. Triple X who has been backing O'Connor up since his return. So that was a thorn to O'Connors eye.
ND: The Rage against The Dropkick King. What a match up and it's a no count out, no dq match.
(Then A guitar riff explodes through the arena, competing with the frenetic drums for domination of the composition. The frantic pace builds as a bell chimes in the depths of the piece. Four times it chimes before the vocals explode).
(As Kid Rock hollers his anthem, upon either side of the ramp two enormous explosions threaten the very roof of the auditorium. CEO flashes across the giant Cazzotron, and as the brightness fades ever so slightly a figure steps into the entrance. He steps onto the ramp and stares out at the roaring arena. He watches the crowd as they holler for 'The Rage', their first glimpse of the man in the flesh. Burning bright and strong for several moments, the pyro eventually fades, and he makes his way slowly down towards the ring, reaching out to touch the fans' hands as he passes. Rick O'Connor reaches the ring and gets in the ring).
JP: It's not hard to tell who the crowd is gonna cheer for.
(Then Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to blare over the PA system. President Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt appears on top of the ramp and the crowd starts to boo him. Cazzo starts to march down the ramp to the ring then. He takes his time and he stares at O'Connor all the time. He reaches the ring and he uses the ringsteps to enter it).
(The referee calls both O'Connor and Cazzo to him and he explains the rules. But the two aren't even listening as they got more eye for eachother).
Ding ding ding.
JP: We can begin!!! The referee is ready and Cazzo and O'Connor don't waste time with circling eachother or whatsoever. They are going right at it here!! Both men are exchanging punches back and forth. Cazzo gets the better of the exchange as he knocks O'Connor away. Cazzo then grabs O'Connor by the head and he throws him through the second and toprope to the outside. Cazzo then climbs out of the ring and jumps to the floor. Cazzo picks O'Connor up and hands out another right punch.
ND: He then goes and lays O'Connor against the ringpost. Cazzo charges in at him but O'Connor moves and Cazzo hits the steel post!! Seeing Cazzo is on his knees, O'Connor goes to to the ringsteps and jumps off with a double axe handle on Cazzo!! O'Connor then stomps away at Cazzo who fell down to the concrete. O'Connor bends down to pick up Cazzo, but the prez counters with a lowblow. Cazzo gets up and he waistlocks O'Connor, picks him up and groin first into the guardrail!! Cazzo quickly goes to the ring apron and gets a running start on O'Connor and he clotheslines O'Connor off the guardrail into the crowd!!
JP: Cazzo jumps over the guardrail aswell now. Cazzo picks O'Connor up and he throws him against the guardrail. Cazzo charges in on O'Connor, but ooooooooohhh O'Connor counters and backdrops Cazzo over the guardrail to ringside again!! O'Connor climbs over the guardrail to go after Cazzo, but Cazzo was ready for it and he dropkicks O'Connor to the chest!! Cazzo grabs O'Connor by the head and he rolls him back into the ring again. Cazzo follows in and he follows up his advantage and he picks Rick up and sends him into the ropes. O'Connor comes off and Cazzo with a flying backelbow.
ND: Cazzo picks O'Connor up and puts him in a corner. There he begins to kick O'Connor to the midsection and face till O'Connor falls all the way down to the mat. Cazzo raises his hands in the air, but all he hears is booos. He goes back to O'Connor and picks him up and throws him into the ropes. O'Connor comes off the ropes with a flying forearm that knocks Cazzo back and causes his arms to be tied into the ropes!! Ooooooh God!!! Somebody help him out of that position!!! O'Connor takes advantage of the situation and takes Cazzo's legs and puts them on the outside. Cazzo looks like he's in a stretched cruxifix position.
JP: I think Joe Johnson would be happy to see this here!! O'Connor then rips Cazzo's shirt off of him, takes off his leather belt and and begins to hit Cazzo across the chest and stomach with it. Cazzo is screaming it out right now!! O'Connor then takes the belt, puts it across Cazzo's forehead and rakes it hard across it!! Cazzo is now bleeding!! O'Connor goes to work on the cuts with fists to the head. O'Connor then releases Cazzo from the ropes and hits him with a reverse atomic drop!! O'Connor then bounces into the ropes and he comes off and does a flying bulldog!! O'Connor goes for the first pin of the match, ...1......................................................2.....................but Cazzo kicks out of it.
ND: O'Connor picks Cazzo up and fires a right one that staggers the prez. O'Connor whips Cazzo into a corner and charges in, but ooooooh Cazzo saw it coming and puts a boot up to his face!! Cazzo quickly picks up O'Connor in a firemans carry and turns it into an airplane spin!! After the fourht rotation, Cazzo lets go and drops O'Connor to the mat. Cazzo kneels down next to O'Connor and starts to talk thrash to him. Cazzo then gets up and he goes to the outside and he grabs a steelchair. Cazzo returns to the ring and puts the chair on O'Connors ankle. Cazzo then goes to the toprope, but he takes his time to get on top. Meanwhile O'Connor got back up again and he gets the chair off his ankle and lays it in the middle of the ring.
JP: Then O'Connor also goes to climb the corner and he catches up with Cazzo!! Before Cazzo can react, O'Connor already stomped him into the midsection and...HE SUPERPLEXES CAZZO OFF THE TOPROPE ONTO THE STEELCHAIR!!! Cazzo is in severe pain right now!! O'Connor gets Cazzo and throws him into the ropes and when he comes off he executes a belly to belly suplex on the chair!!! O'Connor goes for the cover, but Cazzo kicks out after two. O'Connor then turns Cazzo around and he hooks in a sharpshooter!!
ND: Cazzo must be in real deep pain right now!! Just look at his face!! O'Connor is holding on to the submission move, but Cazzo refuses to tap out. The referee asks him again, but he shakes his head. Cazzo now tries to drag himself over to the ropes. He gets closer and closer, and after about a minute he manages to reach the ropes and the referee makes O'Connor break the sharpshooter. But the damage has been done already!! O'Connor picks Cazzo up by the head, but oooh Cazzo with a poke to the eye. Cazzo tries a bodyslam, but his back is injured too bad after that sharpshooter and he can't do it!!
JP: O'Connor uses that moment and he rolls up Cazzo for the pin, ...1....................................................................2............................but Cazzo kicks out of it in time. Cazzo gets to his feet and he grabs O'Connor by the arm and he irish whips him into the corner!! O'Connor goes in backfirst and Cazzo takes the steelchair and unfolds it and sets it up near the corner. Cazzo then takes a few steps back and he comes in and uses the chair as a springboard and then splashes on top off O'Connor!!
ND: Cazzo then grabs the steelchair from the mat and he goes over to Rick O'Connor with it!! He swings the steelchair.....But wow wait a minute!!! Who's that?!? ....It's TRIPLE X!!! Triple X is coming out from behind!!! What the hell is he doing here? He got fired last week by Cazzo!! He isn't allowed to be in this building!!! Triple X reaches ringside and he slides in. He goes over to Cazzo and he blocks the chairshot, grabs the chair out of Cazzo's hands and ......and....OOOOOOOOOOH MMYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDD.....TRIPLE X GOT THAT CHAIR AND HE ALL OF A SUDDEN TURNED AROUND AND HE NAILED RICK O'CONNOR IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!
JP: Holy Shit!!! And O'Connor went down!!! Cazzo goes for the cover and. ...1...............................................................2..............................................................3...........HE WINS IT!!! CAZZO GETS TOTAL OWNERSHIP OF THE EWCL AGAIN!!! He defeated O'Connor!! With help from Triple X, the man he fired last week!!! So did he only fire him coz Rick O'Connor came with that stipulation that everyone who interfered would get fired? Was it all a plan, a setup between Cazzo and Triple X? I can't believe it!!!
ND: But fact is John. Cazzo is still the prez and he's in total control now!! Look at him standing in that ring with his hands in the air!!
(Commercials).
Michelle: This is the time Chris. You have the chance to seal the fate of most of the drivvle called superstars in this federation. The pityful group of men that call themselves competitors. Know I ....you have the chance to shine and rise above the rest. You get to put your name into the spotlight and finally we will be top of the world. You have to do this Chris. This may be your only chance..
Christ: Wait a second. I'm The Messiah. If I lose tonight there is no way i'm gonna stop attempting to get my hands on that title. That title might as well have Chris Christ etched into it right now. Oh i'm gonna win tonight baby. You can bet your life on it.
(Chris finally stops jumping and he walks out of the locker room. Michelle stops behind for a minute and smiles slyly).
Michelle: Oh maybe not bet my life. But bet yours I will.
(She follows Chris out of the locker room and as she does who should be waiting but "The" Nick Dangerous. He smiles at her and Chris just waits on a bit ahead).
Michelle: Just watch his back like he had yours before, ok?
(Dangerous shrugs with his new EWCL title hanging over his shoulder as the scene fades out).
JP: Final match of the evening people. Main Event time and what a main event are we gonna see!! A threeway match for the Universal Title!! Universal and SEI champion Sean Corvik, number one contender for the Universal Title Exile and "The Messiah" Chris Christ. Three of the best wrestlers in the EWCL are gonna square off against eachother. Question is who can stop Sean Corvik?
ND: Who can stop Sean Corvik? Who can stop Sean Corvik? Thats not the question. The question is how much damage is Chris Christ gonna do on Corvik and Exile. Thats the big question.
JP: Sure Neil, once again you aren't objective.
ND: Objective? Objective? I put the "O" in objective.
JP: Uhuh.
ND: And I put the "action" in "Erection".
JP: Sure whatever you say Neil. I think you've been watching too many movies.
ND: ...
(My sacrifice by Creed starts to play and "The Messiah" Chris Christ comes walking out. An immense booing starts, but Christ doesn't care and he makes his way down the aisle to ringside. He gets to the ring and slides in and gets ready for his opponent).
(Born of a broken man starts to play and Exile comes out. The former champion walks to the ring and greets the fans on his way. He uses the ringsteps to enter the ring and looks at Christ for a moment).
(Finally Died by Alice in Chains starts to blare over the speakers and Universal and SEI champion Sean Corvik appears on the ramp. He got the Universal Title around his waist and he starts to walk to the ring. He hands the title over to Jay Blue and he then slides into the ring.
JP: Let me explain that this is not a regular match. This is a match with a special stipulation. At first it was suppose to be a two falls wins match, but due to circumstances that couldn't go through. So now we have this special stipulation match. This match is gonna be a DUNGEON CAGE MATCH FOR ONE FALL!! You might remember the Dungeon match that Corvik and Exile had a little while ago. In a Dungeon match there's something "special" in every corner. One corner has glass, another has thumbtacks, another alcohol and the other salt. Add a cage to that and you have a real Dungeon Cage match. You can win by pinfall or by climbing out of the cage.
ND: Now I can't wait!!
Ding ding ding.
JP: The bell has rung and Christ charges in on Corvik right from the start. He starts to hand out right and lefts at him!!! Corvik tries to return some of his own, but he gets overwhelmed by Christ his aggression. But Exile comes in from behind Christ and he lifts him up and executes a german suplex on him!!! Christ quickly leapfrogs back to his feet again and looks at Exile. He then turns towards Corvik again and starts another series of shots. But this time Corvik blocks it right away and he comes in with some viscious hands of his own.
ND: Corvik then irish whips Christ into the ropes. Christ comes off and Corvik does a hurricanrana!!! Corvik wants to pick up Christ, but Exile comes running in on his Royal Family partner. He takes him down with a double axe handle. Exile picks Corvik up from the mat with one hand and he picks Christ up with the other one. He then brings both of their heads together and ....BAMMMMMM....he bashes both heads into eachother!!! Exile then sends Corvik into the ropes and when he comes off he backdrops him to the mat. Exile then grabs Christ and also throws him into the ropes. But Christ comes off and he reads the move and he counters.
JP: And grabs Exile and he PILEDRIVES him to the mat!!! Christ then drags Exile over to the corner with the glass and he picks Exile up and ...ooooooohhh he body slamms Exile straight into the glass!!! Christ then starts to climb the second rope. He stands on top of the second turnbuckle and he jumps off for a legdrop and he hits it on Exile!!! And Exile's back must be covered with glass right now!! Good Goddd!!! Christ picks Exile up and we see Exile's back and it got cuts everywhere. Christ whips Exile into the ropes, but he goes right into the direction of Corvik. Corvik sees Exile coming in time and ......INSANITY"S EMBRACE!!!
ND: HOLYYYY SHITTT!!!! INSANITY"S EMBRACE THIS EARLY IN THE MATCH!!! Corvik goes to pin Exile, .....1.......................................................2............but then Christ comes in and he breaks the count already!! Christ kicks Corvik to the head for a second time. But the champion then gets to his feet and Christ and Corvik lock up. Corvik gets the advantage and he shoves Christ off of him. Christ goes into the ropes and when he comes off Corvik grabs him and does a backbreaker!! Corvik then picks Christ up and he drags him over to the side of the cage. He grabs Christ by the head and he starts to ramm his head into the steel. ...1.....2.....3......4......5......6......7.......8......9........10....
JP: Christ is busted open and he is stunned and falls down to the mat. Corvik grabs Christ by the legs and he goes to slingshot him and ......OOOOHHH HE SLINGSHOTS CHRIST AND HE GOES RIGHT INTO THE SALT CORNER!!! That must sting, that must sting allright!!! Corvik moves over to the corner and he places a foot to the back of Christ his head!! Corvik then stops it and he picks Christ up and Christ cries it out from the pain. Corvik smirks and he hands out a few more shots to the face. He then irish whips Christ and when he comes off.....INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!....He superkicks Christ to the mat!!!
ND: Another superkick, this time to Christ!!! And Christ is layed out!!! Sean Corvik looks at the cage and he starts to climb it. Step by step he climbs higher and higher. He almost reached half of the cage when we see that Exile got back up again. Exile noticed that Corvik was climbing the cage and Exile climbs the cage right behind Corvik now. He catches up with him, turns around so he faces the mat, grabs Corvik by the legs and ....POWERBOMBS CORVIK HALFWAY OFF THE CAGE TO THE MAT!!!
JP: Thats devastating!!! What a move by Exile!!! But that also took alot out of Exile there!!! He's also knocked out!! The one who seems to be the most fit is Christ. Christ got back up again and even though he is in severe pain from that salt he goes over to Corvik and he goes to cover him, ...1...........................................................2...................but Exile pushes him off of Corvik in time and the count is stopped. Exile picks Christ up and he whips him into the ropes. Christ comes off and Exile does a belly to belly suplex!!
ND: Exile for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Exile doesn't stop and he picks up Christ and brings him over to the corner with the alcohol. He sets Christ up for a pedigree there. He wants to execute it, but ooooooh The Messiah counters it and he backdrops Exile and Exile falls backfirst into the alcohol!!! And that really must be painfull for Exile seeing his back was all cut open from that glass!!! Exile is screaming it out from the pain now, but there's nothing anyobody can do about it!!! Christ chuckles and he taunts Exile and jumps on top off his chest!!
JP: Christ picks Exile up and he hooks in The Darkest Hour submission move!!! He stole Sean Corviks his move!!! But before he can hook it in right, we see that Corvik comes in and knocks Christ to the back. It took Corvik alot of strength though after that powerbomb he had to suffer!!! Corvik turns Christ around and he chops him to the chest. He then whips him into the ropes. Christ comes off and he grabs him and ......SEDATION!!!....Corvik then goes for the cover, but he doesn't get farther than two. Corvik looks at Exile, who crawled out of the alcohol corner and he then looks at Christ. Corvik decides to focuss on Christ and he grabs him and hands out a series of kicks and punches.
ND: He then drags Christ over to the thumbtacks and he lifts him up from behind for a german suplex and......HE EXECUTES IT!!! He german suplexed Christ into those thumbtacks!!! Corvik then drags Christ out of the corner and he goes for the cover, ...1..........................................2..................but Christ manages to kick out of it. Corvik grabs Christ by the head and he slaps him to the face. He then irish whips Christ, but Christ reverses the whip and sends Corvik into the ropes. Corvik comes off and Christ clotheslines him to the mat.
JP: Christ then quickly goes over to the cage and he starts to climb it. He is almost halfway, but Corvik already is back up again and he catches Christ by the leg and he pulls him down!!! And Christ falls all the way down from halfway the cage to the mat!!! Christ is laying on his back and Corvik goes over to the nearest corner and he climbs the topturnbuckle!! He gets on top and .....HOLY SHITTTTTT.....SWANTOM BOMB ON TOP OFF CHRIST!!!! GOOOD GODDDD!!!!!.......And Corvik goes for the cover, .....1..........................................................2...............................noooo it's not over yet!!! Exile broke the count this time!!!
ND: Exile pulls Corvik off of Christ and he then picks up Corvik and hands out a couple of shots to the head. He then throws a big right punch to the side of the head. He then sends Corvik into the ropes and when he comes off Exile catches him in a powerslam position!! But Exile doesn't execute it yet, he holds on to Corvik and he moves over to the thumbtacks corner and he drops Corvik there!!! Holy Shitttt!!! Corvik backfirst into those thumbtacks!!! Exile now starts to climb the topturnbuckle. He gets on top and he is about to jump off, but at that moment Christ comes in and he bounces into the ropes so Exile loses his balance!!!
JP: And Exile falls off the ropes and he lands next to Corvik into the thumbtacks!!! That back must hurt so bad!!! Glass, alcohol and now thumbtacks!!! Christ picks Corvik up from the mat and he kicks him into the gut. He then throws him into a corner!! Corvik goes in backfirst and Christ comes charging in, but Corvik moves out of the way in time and Christ flies in chestfirst!!! He staggers backwards a bit and Corvik lifts him up and does a backdrop suplex!!! Christ goes down!!!
ND: NOOOO!! Common Christ!!
JP: Corvik grabs Christ and he whips him into the ropes. He comes off and Corvik grabs him and ....CRUXIFIXION!!! .....HE GAVE CHRIST THE CRUXIFION!!!! .....OOOOH MYYYYYY GODDD!!!!!! That was Joe Johnson his old finisher!!! Corvik wants to go for the cover, but before he can Exile already comes in!!! Exile turns Corvik around, grabs him and ......OUTCAST!!!!......Exile has just OUTCASTED CORVIK!!!!. Both Christ and Corvik are down now and Exile walks over to the cage now. He slowly starts to climb it. He climbs higher and higher now. He is halfway now and Corvik and Christ are both still knocked out. Exile doesn't look back and he continues to climb on.
ND: He's almost there, he only needs a few more feet to get to the top. But then we see in the ring that Chris Christ is getting to his feet again. He looks up and sees that Exile is almost on top off the cage. Christ wants to climb the cage aswell, but in a last effort Corvik grabs a hold of his foot. Christ turns around and he picks up Corvik!! He whips Corvik, but Corvik reverses the whip. Christ comes off and Corvik grabs him in the Darkest Hour!!! But ooooooohhhh Christ kicks out of it right before Corvik can hook it on right!!! Corvik grabs Christ again and whips him into the ropes for a second time. Christ comes off, but this time he ducks Corviks arm and .....SIGN OFF!!!!....
JP: Christ executed his finisher on Corvik!!! ....Corvik is out and Christ is going for the cover right now!! But Exile is also almost out of the cage. He is almost out now. Only two more steps and he's there!!! But will he make it in time!!!......The ref starts to count. ...1...........................................................................2....................Exile isn't out yet....................3.............................CHRIS CHRIST HAS DONE IT!!! HE GOT THE PINFALL JUST BEFORE EXILE COULD CLIMB OUT OF THE CAGE!!! HE HAS DONE IT!!!
ND: THE MESSIAH HAS DONE IT!!! THE MESSIAH IS THE NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!! HE'S THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, HE'S THE MESSIAH!!!
(Chris Christ raises his hands in the air while Corvik is layed out in the ring. The cage is being raised and Christ rolls out of the ring and he picks up the Universal Titlebelt. He puts it on his shoulder and he walks out of ringside).
(Smoke fills up the ring so that Corvik is totally obscured from view. The unmistakeable clang of a steel chair on someone's skull rings out in the arena as the crowd is stunned silent as to what's happening).
(The Cazzotron will then emit static and the follwing words will scroll across the screen).
"When the smoke clears and Sean Corvik is finally defeated,"
(The smoke has now cleared and MacBeth is standing over the fallen Corvik, steel chair in hand, making the sign of the crucifix. The crowd begins booing and throwing trash in the ring).
JP: "Security!! Get this man out of here! He's an IWF wrestler... he's not under contract here! Get him out of the ring! Security!"
(Security surrounds the ring as MacBeth just smirks in the ring).
(And then Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play. Cazzo comes stolling down to ringside with a big grin on his face).
Cazzo: Iceman, you got Joe Johnson. Now look who I got........MacBeth!!!! MacBeth was an IWF wrestler until the end of the Lightning last night. After that stunt you pulled earlier tonight with Joe Johnson, all I needed was one phonecall. This man here has shown what he is really capable of in the IWF. He was the hottest wrestler in the IWF. Hotter than the sanctimonoius and pizazzless Chris Christ. And now he's mine. He's Executive.
(MacBeth grabs the microphone and drops down to the mat in Corvik's still unconscious face).
"You though you were rid of me, you self-righteous asshole. I know what you and the other members of the Royal Family did to me last time I was here. You kept me down. You knew I was the one who would take the spotlight from the old guard. So you buried me in tag matches with Laps as a part of the New Era. Fuck Drake Laps. Fuck the New Era."
"Laps didn't deserve to have me as a partner. Hell. You don't even deserve to have me as your partner. I am better than the Exiles... the Blades... the Joe Johnsons... the Laps' and Dangerous'... I am your new Saviour. And there's not a damn thing any of you can do about it."
"And then... then... you killed the little kid in me. You let my role model in this business come down to the ring and shoot himself. What a best friend you are! You don't life a finger to help out Alexander Glory. And look at where your other buddy is... Exile. You're letting him destory himself in much the same way. And again... where are you? You who let the heroin ease your pain. You're not getting off that goddamm lucky. I'm going to take everything.... EVERYTHING from you. And only then will I be the does of fine china white that finally ends your pathetic existence."
(MacBeth grabs a handfull of Corvik's hair and brings his face up for the crowd to see).
"Look at the man one last time. Because he will never fucking be the same again. I am Cazzo's Spear of Destiny. I will right the wrongs of the EWCL. I will eliminate the Royal Family from the EWCL. If Cazzo is wronged, I will bring retribution. The EWCL is under notice. I am your new saviour. Past. Present. And future. Welcome to my world."
(MacBeth then slaps the Darkest Hour on Crovik as Maynard's voice rings out across the arena "FUCK YOUR GOD!" as "Judith" begins playing the show out).
JP: Holy shit!!! MacBeth is back!! He has returned!!! Yesterday he was still in the IWF fighting on Lightning and now he's here!! Now he's part of the EWCL and part of The Executive!!!
ND: So does that mean that sexy little Jezebelle is returning aswell?
JP: Neil!!! Shut up!!!
ND: Well thats important you know.
JP: Folks here comes an end to a very entertaining night. We seen alot, we have seen alot of title changes, alot of upsets and alot of action. Tune in again next week for Insurgence to see what happens next. This is John Pilchard, goodbye!!
ND: Goodbye!!
(Backstage we see Missy and her lovely funbags.....errr....ummm her and her professional journalistic instincts catch up with Thorn and Strait Hate, now out of the pizza delivery clothes and now in some more appropriate garb).
(We come back from the commercials and we see "The" Nick Dangerous and Coby Belton at the same river that Cerberus was standing just before. But The Armageddon Cerberus has left. Dangerous looks around but there's nothing to be seen. Coby Belton then finds a note and he hands it over to Nick. Nick reads it and then rips the note in two).
(We fade into the locker room of Chris Christ. He does some last minute preperations as he jumps up and down warming up. Michelle is standing in front of him).
"you'll be shocked to see who's standing there."
"Past, present and future shall come together."
"There is a new saviour..."
"Enter MacBeth"
(End of show).