Date: 19th May 2002
Place: Salina, Kansas
Arena: Bicentennial Center
EWCL RESURRECTION
Creed's Are You Ready starts to play and the EWCL logo appears on the Cazzotron, followed by clips off the last couple of weeks.
Hey, Mr. Seeker Hold on to this advice
If you keep seeking you will find
Don't want to follow
Down roads been walked before
It's so hard to find unopened doors
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Hey, Mr. Hero Walking a thin, fine line
Under the microscope of life
Remember your roots, my friend
They're right down below
'Cause heroes come and heroes go
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
Count down to the change in life that's soon to come
Your life has just begun
The song fades out and RESURRECTION appears on the Cazzotron.

John Pilchard: Guess who's back?
Neil Down: Thank God, you are back John. For the last few weeks I was counting the days till Resurrection, so that smuck Dean Thornton won't sit next to me. So it's good to have you back on again John.
JP: You know it's only for PPV's right?
ND: I know. So what's it like being a commissioner?
JP: It's alot of work. You can't imagine how much time it takes, it's unbelievable.
ND: Phew, so it's a good thing that I never got that job.
JP: But enough about me, let's talk about tonights Resurrection.
ND: It's gonna be a disappointing evening John. Actually it was a disturbing and disappointing week for me. Ever since The Messiah left the EWCL, my life has been empty. It's the second time something like that happend to me. First when Danny Christ decided to leave the EWCL and then now when Chris Christ left. How much can a man handle?
JP: Get a grip Neil.
ND: And to make things worse, last week we found out that Justine has something with Prez Cazzo. So there's also no chance in getting her on my lap.
JP: Ok, talking about laps, Drake Laps will battle off against Hawk and Marco for the Extreme Title tonight. The last few weeks we saw the first round matches and these 3 men earned a spot for tonights PPV. That's gonna be some exciting match up there. Hard to tell who's gonna win that one.
ND: Another title match we will see is the tagteam match between The Legion and E&E. The Legion has held the tagtitles for a couple of weeks now, but tonight they get a real challenge in E&E.
JP: Next to that Nick Dangerous, Aaron Gold and Chris Outcast will fight eachother for the number one contenderspot for the Extreme Title. So that looks promising.
ND: But the big big match of tonight is the Main Event. The Executive versus Joe Johnson, Exile and Sean Corvik.
JP: There are still two questions for that match. Question one is if Sean Corvik is gonna compete or not, question two is who is gonna replace Chris Christ. Who do you think is gonna be replacing Christ?
ND: I hope it's gonna be "The Miraculous One" Danny Christ. You never know with Cazzo. You never know what and who he pulls out of his hat this time.
JP: You're right, you never know with Cazzo. He's always full of surprises, either good or bad. Talking about surprises. I wonder what Cazzo has up his sleeve for the main event match. He and Rick O'Connor are gonna be special referees, so there's bound to happend something right there. I bet Cazzo and O'Connor are gonna pay more attention to eachother than to the wrestling.
ND: You could be right there John.
JP: And while we're on the topic of Rick O'Connor, we at the EWCL would just like to tip our hats to the CEO after his feature 'Conan: A Witch Shall be Born' debuted with a blistering performance at the box office just over a week ago, opening in 3, 405 cinemas and raking in $38.6 million by the weekend, second only behind 'Spiderman' as the week's top earner with $72 million!
ND: Gee, that was close. You know they offered me that part first�.
JP: I know they didn't. Besides Neil, whether or not Rick beat 'Spiderman' is irrelevant, because either way 'Conan' blitzed its other competition, with the next closest feature, 'Unfaithful', pulling in a paltry $14.2 million.
ND: Who was in that?
JP: Uh� Richard Gere and Diane Lane I think.
ND: Well, that explains it. Once 'Attack of the Clones' debuts, you'll see O'Connor's little picture disappear like the flash in the pan it was.
JP: Anyway, we'd like to congratulate the CEO and wish him all the best, and if you haven't been to see the new 'Conan' film, go and check it out, because all I can say is� wow!
ND: Don't go throwing that word 'we' around. I don't want to be associated with you.
JP: Ok then Neil.
ND: Thank you!
JP: But right now it's time for our opening match. Two relative newcomers face off against eachother, namely Jonathan Cable and Jay Masters.
ND: Last week they got both beat by Chris Outcast. Now it's one on one time.
(Then the arena dims to black, and the first riffs of A Welcomed Burden by Disturbed begin to blast over the speakers. Blue and red spotlights flash and spin around the arena, flooding the audience with swirls of color. A blue streaming rocket blasts off from the metal stage and explodes in a cascade of blue sparks, showering the fans, and then a red one follows. Two more of each color blast fromt he stage one after the other, and then a massive explosion on the center of the stage flares bright blue fire. When the flames die down, there at the entrance stands Johnathan Cable. The speakers blare loud heavy metal thumping as several more blue firebombs explode to either side of Cable, and then begin to fire rapidly in a circle around him, until finally they trail down the center of the ramp leading Cable down to the ring. Johnathan Cable slides under the bottom rope and moves to the center of the ring, and snaps his arms quickly over his head as he screams to the crowd, and a set of blue rockets scream out of each of the corner posts, and explode over the fans in another shower of blue sparks.The spotlights twist into ablivion,and the sparks die down,and the lights come back up, fans cheering wildly in anticipation of the upcoming match).
(Finally "Smells like teen spirit" blares over the speakers and Jay Masters comes out. The highflyer from Miami immediately runs to ringside. He reaches the ring and slides in).
Ding ding ding
ND: Resurrection has begun!! Cable and Masters start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds, but then its Cable who hands out a chop to the chest. The crowd reacts with going "oooooh" and Cable looks up to the crowd and then chops Masters to the chest again. He follows that up with sending Masters into the ropes. He comes off and tilt-o-whirl by Cable!!! He picks Masters up from the mat and throws a few jabs to the face. Cable then irish whips his opponent into the ropes again and this time he takes him to the mat with a high knee lift!!
JP: Cable picks Masters up by the hair and he throws him in the ropes for a third time, but this time Masters ducks the forearm and goes into the opposite ropes. He comes off the ropes and he takes Cable to the mat with a flying clothesline!! Masters then quickly runs over to the corner, jumps on the topturnbuckle and does a corkscrew moonsault and lands on Cable!! Wow, some great highflying action from Jay Masters!! Masters hops to his feet and he picks Cable up and throws a right hand and then he lifts Cable up and suplexes him back to the mat!
ND: Masters goes for the first cover of the match, but he only gets a two count. Masters shakes his head but stays concentrated on the match as he grabs Cable by the head. He then lifts him up and ....SIDEWALK SLAM!!!.....Nicely done by Masters. He now gets up and he runs towards the ropes and ...LIONSAULT!!....but CABLE LIFTS HIS KNEES UP!!! And Masters lands on those knees!!! That must hurt!! Now while Masters grabs his ribs, we see that Cable gets back to his feet again. Cable is up and he walks over to Masters and he kicks him into the midsection!!
JP: The crowd starts to boo now. Thats not really good sportsmenship. Anyway, Cable grabs Masters by the head and he delivers a few right and left shots to the head. He then lifts him up and .....FACE FIRST POWERBOMB!!!.....This could be it already!!....Cable goes for the cover, ...1..............................2...........but Masters kicks out after two! Cable gets up and he kicks Masters into the ribs for another time. He then lifts him up and bodyslams him back to the mat. Jonathan then climbs the topturnbuckle all the way to the top.
ND: He waits till Masters gets back to his feet again and he then jumps off for a double axe handle and that takes Masters to the mat again!! Cable goes for another cover attempt now, 1..............................2.................but another kickout. Now its Jonathan who shakes his head. He then picks Masters up by the hair and he slaps him in the face!! Masters is outraged coz of that and he furiously swings his right arm, but Cable ducks it and hits Masters with a right one of his own. He then grabs his arm.
JP: And Cable sends Masters into the ropes and he comes off, but ooooooh Masters counters with a spinning heelkick!!! But Cable saw it coming and he catches the leg and he throws Masters backwards to the mat!!! Man, did you ever seen something like that?!? Cable now picks up Masters, he lifts him up and .....DEADLY BY DESIGN!!!! That's it!! The party is over!! Masters is layed out and Cable goes for the cover. .....1.......................................2......................................3..........Jonathan Cable has won!!
Prez Cazzo: I can't believe he did that!! I still can't believe it!
Justine: He's gone Eric, there's nothing you can do about that now. It's time to look ahead and not look back.
Prez Cazzo: Yes, but Christ is gone now!!! I did everything for him and what does he do? He just walks out on me like that. You see in the end he and his brother were just the same, both walking out on me.
Justine: Common Eric, take it easy. Come here and let Justine make you feel better.
Prez Cazzo: But what am I gonna do now? Who's gonna replace him?
Justine: I thought you already found someone?
Prez Cazzo: Yes I do, but I don't know how loyal he is. I need loyal people and I need them bad. Otherwise The Executive can already pack up their bags and leave. And we need to get along better. I don't like it how Glory and Marcus are getting along lately.
Justine: You know your nephew Eric. He hardly gets along good with anyone. Ever since I've been accompanying him, I haven't seen him get along with many people. That's just the way he is.
Prez Cazzo: Well that has to change. See what you can do about that, ok?
Justine: I'll do my best, but I can't promise much.
Prez Cazzo: And as for The Executive. I already got my eyes on another person. And I'll let him know tonight.
Justine: Oh really? Who is it?
Prez Cazzo: Come a bit closer to me then I'll whisper it in your ear.
(Justine gets closer to Eric and he whispers something in her ear. She then looks up and her head turns a bit red).
Justine: Eric.....you naughty boy......That has nothing to do with wrestling!!
Prez Cazzo: I know, question still stands, are you intrested in that?
Justine: You know I am Eric. I only have to get my nurse dress out of my dressing room.
(A smile appears on Cazzo's face and then the scene fades out).
(Commercials).
Hawk goes down and Cable drops the steelchair to the concrete and picks Hawk up. He lifts him up and ....DEADLY BY DESIGN TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! Cable then laughs at the cameraman and disappears).
(Scene fades out).
JP: We're back again and it's time for the second match. The number one contenderspot is on the line in this match. And that's not everything thats on the line here. Nick Dangerous and Aaron Gold have been going after eachother the last few weeks. First it was Gold who took Dangerous out with a pair off brass knuckles.
ND: I believe it was the power of his own punch and not a pair of brass knuckles, John.
JP: Yeah, sure whatever you say.
ND: I'm only repeating what Gold said.
JP: Then only 7 days ago it was Dangerous who took Gold out with a baseball bat. So that evened the score.
ND: When you look at all of that then Chris Outcast might be in the advantage here. Dangerous and Gold are probly gonna go after eachother and well Outcast can use that.
JP: Pretty smart comment there Neil.
ND: Well thank you. You see at least you notice that. That Thornton guy only slaps me in the head, never a compliment whatsoever.
JP: Poor Neil.
ND: Hey!!
(Kashmir by Led Zeppelin starts to play and new Legion member "The" Nick Dangerous comes walking out. The crowd gives him a nice welcome and you can see the surprise on Nick's face. He then starts to make his way down to ringside and he looks even more surprise when he sees a sign saying "Nick IS Dangerous". He continues his way to the ring and slides in).
(Limp Bizkits My Way starts to play and "24 Carat" Aaron Gold and his girlfriend Silva come walking out. Gold raises his hands in the air, but the crowd starts to boo him. Gold and Silva walk to the ring and once they reached it, Gold slides in while Silva stays on the outside).
(Finally Come down by Bush starts to play and Chris Outcast comes walking out. The crowd cheers the 26 year old from Atlanta on aswell. Outcast runs to the ring and he slides in).
DIng ding ding.
JP: The bell has rung and the match can begin. Like expected Gold and Dangerous are going right at it. The two started a regular brawl over there!! Rights and lefts are thrown!! Both men delivering several shots. Outcast is just standing there, taking a look at it all. Well why should he get involved right now, that wouldn't be smart at all. ...Now it's Gold who ducks a right arm and he counters with kicking Dangerous into the gut and following with that up with a DDT!!! Dangerous goes to the mat and Gold stomps a few times to his head and body.
ND: Just when Gold wants to pick up Dangerous, Outcast comes in and clotheslines Gold to the mat. Outcast picks Gold up and ....NECKBREAKER!!!....Outcast goes to pick Dangerous up again, but this time it is Dangerous who interferes. He ramms Outcast to the back of the head and he then sets him up and does a russian leg sweep!! Dangerous grabs Outcast by the head and he lifts him up and delivers a northern lights suplex on him!!! Dangerous shouts out "LEGION RULES" and he then goes for Gold.
JP: He grabs Gold by the head and he lifts him up and executes a northern lights suplex on him aswell. Dangerous raises his hands up in the air again, but before he can shout anything, it is Outcast who comes in with a knee to the back and Dangerous flies chestfirst into the corner. Outcast charges in right after and he splashes on Dangerous his back!!!
ND: But right after that it is Gold who comes charging in and he splashes on both Dangerous and Outcast!!! Ooooh my Goddd!!! Did you see that?!? Gold then first grabs Outcast from behind and german suplex him to the mat!!! Gold then gets up and does the same thing to Nick Dangerous!! He german suplexes him and goes for the pin right after that, ....1...........................2..................but Dangerous kicks out. Gold picks him up by the head and he sets him up for his career ending GOLDEN SHOWER...uhm I mean ..GOLDDIGGER!!!..He lifts him up, but he blocks it!!
JP: Dangerous blocks the piledriver from hell and he counters with backdropping Gold to the mat!!! Dangerous and Outcast then pick Gold up from the mat and together they irish whip him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Outcast and Dangerous double flapjack Gold and he lands facefirst into the mat!! Dangerous then turns to Outcast and oooooh he kicks him in the stomache. Outcast goes down to one knee, but Dangerous grabs his arm and sends him into the ropes. Outcast comes off and Dangerous grabs him and ...SAMOAN DROP!!!....Dangerous goes for the cover, 1.....................................2.................but Gold breaks the count by kicking Dangerous to the head.
ND: Gold kicks Dangerous to the head one more time and he then grabs him by the hair. The two enemies are standing eye to eye again and they start to hand out punches again. Right, left, right, left is handed out. Both men are giving it all they got right now!! In front of them it is Chris Outcast who is starting to get back up again.
(Then all of a sudden "A welcomed burden" by Disturbed starts to play and Jonathan Cable appears on the top of the ramp. He has a microphone in his hands and he looks down to ringside).
Cable: You know what Chris Outcast? The fans here in Salina, Kansas have come to one conclusion about this match for the Extreme Championship. You see, last week, you beat Jay Masters for the chance to come to the ring here in Kansas tonight and fight for the #1 Contender slot. Now, last week there was another man ready willing and able to come here tonight and do just that, and that man was me!
(Chris Outcast stares down at Cable, and continues to listen).
Cable: When your done with your boy toy over there Outcast, why don't you come seekign a real challenge, and crawl your ass into the ring with me! Stop ducking me and come on, sign the match for next week, so you have all that much more time to pray! I mean Hell, do I really have to take care of you the same way I am taking care of Hawk, or will you face me like a real man? What will it be Outcast?
(Outcast looks at Cable and he makes the "bring it on" gesture).
JP: I think Outcast accepts the invitation.
ND: I think so aswell.
(Cable nodds).
Cable: So I guess I see you next week, punk.
(Cable then turns and disappears behind the curtains).
JP: Outcast is still looking at the curtains, but he isn't aware of it that both Dangerous and Gold have stopped brawling and they are standing right behind him. Together they grab Outcast and they send him into the ropes. Outcast comes off, but oooooooh he ducks the arms of the two, goes into the opposite ropes, comes back off again and ...DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!!....He takes both Dangerous and Gold out with that double clothesline!!!
ND: Outcast then grabs Dangerous by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!! He then quickly picks up Gold and ....THE DIRTY SOUTH!!!.....THAT'S IT!!!..And Outcast goes for the cover, the ref makes the count and. ............1.........................................2.........................................3........He won!! Chris Outcast has won and he's gonna be the number one contender for the Extreme Title!!
JP: That kid is doing good sofar. In his second week, he stays undefeated, way to go Outcast.
(At that moment Nick Dangerous comes back in the ring again and this time he is carrying a brown baseball bat. He goes over to Outcast and ....WHAMMMMMM....nails him with it!!!....Dangerous then looks over to Gold, who is starting to get back up again and ....BAMMMMMMMMM....He also nails Gold with that brown baseball bat!!).
ND: Can't wait till baseball season starts again!!
(Dangerous kisses his baseball bat and he then slides out of the ring and walks out of ringside).
Chris: Hey hey, look who decided to show up. You know Cazmaster you really should make an attempt to be more on time.
(Chris Lemke otherwise known as Exile is sitting at Cazzos makeshift desk with his feet).
Cazzo: Wha.. what are you doing here...?
Chris: Wha? Wha? Wha? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK IM DOING HERE PALLY? Ya drag me out of bed, hardly give me time to take a shower and get dressed before you pull that contract stunt and drag my ass back here so you can continue your saditic little games with me.
(Cazzo bolts to the door but out of virtually no where Road Block springs in front of it blocking the passage. Chris leaps over the desk and steps over to Cazzo who is being held by Road Block).
Cazzo: MARC...
(Chris slaps Cazzo across the face).
Chris: Please. Don't think me for a fool. Thats his job
Road Block: YEAH!
Cazzo: What do you want? I wont release you from your contract! ID SUE YOU FOR ALL YOUR WORTH!
(Chris steps towards Cazzo causing him to flinch).
Chris: Im not trying to get out of my contract. Im just here to make sure that you call this little match tonight down the middle. Right?
(Cazzo stares back at Chris. Chris slaps Cazzo again causing a bit of blood to trickle down his mouth).
Chris: Right?
Cazzo:....right.
Chris: GOOOD!! See I know that we could reach a solution.
(Road Block throws Cazzo to the ground and Chris opens the door to leave).
Road Block: Just for the future Cazzo, can you put like a bowl of nuts in your office or maybe like some mints or..
Cazzo: GET OUT!
Chris: Hey, Id becareful what I said to him Cazzanator. Because Road Block here is going to be at ring side, and we all know how he feels about nerds.
(Chris and Road Block leave the room).
Cazzo: Nerd?...Im not a nerd....
(Commercials).
Laps: Oh thou art sweet Boxie�The one that drives on roller-skates down the aisle�What is going to happen tonight? Is it destiny for the extreme title? Am I going to become the next Extreme Icon of the EWCL? Or is Hawk going to cheat his way into the match and mock us like a fool�But Boxie, there's a secret weapon to all of this destruction�Drake Laps has a secret weapon that is going to be shown right this instant�
(Drake Laps goes behind a table and throws it in the cart running as the camera follows him�He grabs something from behind a truck and smiles�Drake Laps brings out a broom from behind the truck�The broom has a smiley face and a Drake Laps t-shirt on it�Laps smiles as he puts it in the cart).
Laps: Boxie, meet Broomitisk�Broomitisk, meet Boxie�You two are both made out of wood and Boxie, since people think I am insane, you and Broomitisk here are going to become best�What did you say, Boxie? Where's Moppy? Well�Saturn and Moppy don't do that anymore�Pikachu? I don't know either�Alright�back to the match�What else do I need that's extreme�Ah, here we are�Barbed Wire�Naw�that's weak�Fire Extinguisher? Yea�yea that's the stuff�And maybe, maybe a nice little thing that will�heh, light up the place�Hawk's demise will be tonight, and I hope he brought some inflammable clothes, because tonight will be his last title match in the EWCL.
(The camera goes back onto Neil Down and John Pilchard looking at each other in confusion�The camera is still on Laps as he walks towards the gorilla area). (Then the scene fades out).
ND: Ok, Laps is getting more crazy every week. I think he's been eating too much chicken.
JP: The guy is just extreme Neil. Extreme in every way. And talking about extreme, our next match is for the Extreme Title.
ND: You're so damn good in finding bridges John.
JP: Thank you.
ND: Wasn't meant as a compliment though.
JP: Oh.
ND: But you were right Extreme Title for grabs in this match. It was suppose to be a threeway match, but we found out that Marco is not gonna show up tonight. So it's down to two here. Drake Laps and Hawk. Laps defeated The Punisher and Hawk beat Ex-Terminator.
JP: It's gonna be a tough match here. Laps is a well established name and Hawk is doing good ever since he got in the EWCL.
ND: Yeah and he even beat Denzel Washington in another federation.
JP: JEFFERSON!!
ND: What?
JP: DENZEL JEFFERSON!!
ND: Who's that?
JP: Hawk beat Denzel Jefferson and not Denzel Washington.
ND: OOOOOHHH!!
(Trust by Megadeath starts to play and "The Highflying Miracle" Drake Laps comes walking out. The crowd starts to cheer him as we see him pushing his shopping cart to ringside. On top we see Boxie and Broomistick right next to eachother. Laps greets some of the fans on his way to the ring. He finally reaches ringside and he places Boxie and Broomistick on the apron. He then climbs on the apron and enters the ring).
(Hate me now by Nas starts to play and Hawk comes walking out. He also gets some good reactions from the crowd as he makes his way down the aisle to ringside. He then starts to run down to the ring and he slides in).
Ding ding ding.
JP: The match has started and Laps and Hawk circle eachother for about 5 seconds until they lock up in the center. Laps takes the initial advantage with a side headlock. Hawk backs him into the ropes and throws him into the ropes. Hawk comes off but Laps shoulderblocks him down to the mat. Laps hits the ropes again but Hawk lays on his stomach to allow Laps to step over him. As Laps comes off of the ropes, Hawk gets up and leapfrogs over him. When Laps comes off the ropes again, Hawk goes for a clothesline, but Laps ducks it, stops and goes for a dropkick!!
ND: But both men had that move in mind and go for dropkicks at the same time and neither man hits it and both go to the mat. They quickly get back up again and stare eachother down for a few seconds. They then tie up again and this time Laps gets Hawk in a headlock and the two go into the ropes. Laps lets go and Hawk flies into the ropes. He comes off and Laps hits him with a dropkick!! Laps gets up to his feet and he bounces into the ropes and wants to do a summersault on Hawk, but Hawk moves out of the way in time.
JP: Hawk now grabs Laps by the head and he hands out a few right ones. He then chops him to the chest 3 times and sends him into the ropes. Laps comes off and Hawk takes him out with a karate kick. Hawk then runs over to the corner, climbs on the toprope and dives off for a cross body and lands on his opponent!!! He goes for the early pin, but Laps kicks out after the first count. Hawk gets up and picks Laps up and throws him into the corner. Laps flies in backfirst and Hawk comes charging in and....but ooooh Laps sticks out his elbow and Hawk flies into it facefirst!!
ND: Hawk stumbles backwards and Laps climbs the topturnbuckle and he dives off and .....TOPROPE HURRICANRANA!!!!!....Holy shit yeah!!! Thats why you called him The Highflying Miracle!!!....He hit it and he's going for the cover right now, ...1...................................2..............but Hawk kicks out of it. Laps picks Hawk up from the mat and irish whips him, but Hawk reverses the irish whip and sends Laps into the ropes. But Laps comes off and counters with a flying forearm that takes Hawk down!!
JP: Laps points to Boxie and the crowd goes wild. He walks over to Boxie, but before he can reach it, it's Hawk who gets back to his feet and he knocks Laps to the back of the head and Laps falls down to the mat. Hawk then walks over to the apron and he picks up Boxie. He holds the mailbox in front of him and he then spits on it.. OOooh man how revolting is that!! He then holds it above his head and WHAMMMMMM....he throws it on top off the back off Laps his head. I think Laps head is busted open from that blow!
ND: Hawk picks Laps up from the mat and he drags him over to the corner and starts to ramm Laps his head into the topturnbuckle. ...1.....2....3....4.....5.....6.....7.....8......9......10..... He then grabs Laps by the head and he throws him through the second and toprope to the outside!!! Laps falls to the outside concrete and Hawk starts to climb the toprope now. He stands on the topturnbuckle and ....GREED TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!.....HAWK JUST DID A 630 MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE AND LANDED ON LAPS!!!
JP: Thats insane!! Thats just insane!!! But that also took alot out of Hawk there. Both men are layed out on the outside. Please, show us that rerun again off that leap!! ....Ok, man, that was crazy stuff. Thats what the extreme title is all about. It's not about thrashcans, or cookie sheets, it's about daredevil action. ...Wait now it is Hawk who's getting up again. He slowly gets back to his feet again and he grabs Laps by the head and he drags him over to the apron. ..BAMMMMM...and he ramms Laps his head into it!!
ND: He then irish whips Laps, but ooooooh Laps reverses the irish whips and he sends Hawk backfirst into the steel ringsteps!!! Laps takes a few steps backwards and he then charges in and does a baseball slide and hits Hawk into the midsection!!! Man, it only gets better and better here!!! Laps seems to be almost out of energy here, but he continues and he grabs Hawk by the head and he rolls him back into the ring. He then takes a few deep breaths and slides back in aswell. He picks Hawk up, but ooooh Hawk with a lowblow!!! And Laps falls into the ropes and hangs on to them.
JP: Oh my Godddd what's Prez Cazzo doing here?!? Cazzo comes running out to ringside!!! What's he gonna do? He talked about having someone for the Executive, but who does he mean?
ND: He must mean Hawk. It can't be Laps, coz Laps almost ended Christ his career by hurting his knee.
(Cazzo reaches the ring and from out of Laps his shopping cart he grabs the fire extinguisher. He calls out to Drake Laps and throws the fire extinguisher to him. Laps picks it up and he looks at Cazzo).
(Cazzo shouts out: "Accept my invite Laps, be part of THE EXECUTIVE!!!).
JP: Holy cow!!
ND: Laps looks stunned at Cazzo. He didn't expect this at all. Hell nobody expected this.
JP: Laps grabs the fire extinguisher tighter in his hands and turns towards Hawk. He is about to use it, but then ......wowwwww Drake Laps turns around towards Cazzo again and .....HE USES THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER ON CAZZO!!!!.....HE SPRAYED THE PREZ AND CAZZO WENT DOWN TO THE CONCRETE!!!!.....Holy Crab!!!
ND: Laps drops the fire extinguisher and he turns towards Hawk and Hawk kicks him in the gut and DDT's him to the mat!!! Oh man, this could all be over now!!! Hawk hooks the leg and goes for the cover, 1.......................................2....................kickout!! Hawk quickly gets up again and he lifts Laps up and he bodyslams him back to the mat. Hawk then slides to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a ladder. He throws it into the ring and follows in aswell. Hawk sets the ladder up and starts to climb it all the way to the top.
JP: Hawk stands on top now and he calls out for his PURE LUSTIFICATION....HE DIVES OFF .....BUT....OOOOOHHHHH LAPS MOVED OUT OFF THE WAY IN TIME!!!.....AND HAWK FLEW RIGHT INTO THE MAT!!!!!.....Did you see that?!? Goddamn what an impact!!! Hawk is gonna feel that forever!!! Laps is slowly crawling over to the ropes now. He is using the ropes to get back up again. Laps is on one knee now, and he reaches for the toprope. He grabs it and he is up on both feet right now. He picks Hawk up and ...THE LAST LAP!!!!
ND: He hits Hawk with his Hangmans DDT!!! But Laps is not going for the pin!! Not yet!! He looks at the ladder and the crowd already starts to go mad!!! They know whats coming!! Lapidator off the ladder!! Thats what the crowd wants to see. Laps starts to climb the ladder and step by step he gets higher and he reaches the top right now. He looks down at Hawk who's still layed out on the mat. But then we see that Prez Cazzo got back up again and he climbs on the apron and he goes over to the ladder and he starts to shake it!!!
JP: Noooo!!! Cazzo starts to shake the ladder so that Laps loses his balance and falls off!!! But so far Laps is holding on to the ladder!!!
(Then we see that all of a sudden Rick O'Connor comes running out).
ND: What's he doing here!!!
JP: O'Connor fastly runs to the ring and he jumps on the apron and ...HE SPEARS CAZZO OFF THE APRON TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!......GOOODDD GODDDDD!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!!...THE CEO SPEARED THE PRESIDENT OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR!!! And the brawl continues on the outside there!!!
ND: Back in the ring we see that Laps managed to hold on to the ladder and he's still on top. He looks at Hawk again and ......LAPIDATOR OFF THE LADDER AND HE HITS IT!!!!....HE LANDED ON HAWK!!!!!......Man, what a move was that. I can't stand the guy, but that was a massive move!!! Laps goes for the cover and. .....1...........................................2...............................................3..............IT'S OVER!!! AND DRAKE LAPS IS THE EXTREME CHAMPION!!!!
JP: Drake Laps did it!! He did it!!! The Highflying Miracle is Extreme, I always said he was!!! And now he proved it to the entire world. But man, Cazzo offered him a place in the Executive and he refused. Then Cazzo almost cost him the match, but then it was Rick O'Connor who came to the rescue!!! What a match!!!
ND: In the meantime security guards have separated O'Connor and Cazzo and they are taking them out of ringside.
JP: Oh boy.
(Commercials).
Babylon: I still wonder why Justine was wearing that nurse uniform. Ok, my arm is still hurt a bit, but that doesn't mean she has be wear a nurse uniform. Strange, very strange.
(While Babylon wonders about this "X-file" he all of a sudden looks into the eyes of Nick Dangerous and The Punisher. Babylon looks up and says the following words to remember: "Uh..oh". Right after saying that Nick Dangerous hits Babylon with his white baseball bat!! Babylon goes down to the floor and The Punisher bends over him).
The Punisher: This is the beginning of the end for The Executive. And this time you can Marc my Words on this!!
(While The Punisher and Nick Dangerous walk off we hear Dangerous say: "Thats one lick for The Executive on my white baseball bat").
(Scene fades out).
JP: Wow, The Legion sure made a point right there. My Goodness they sure showed Marcus Babylon.
ND: And I say it again. I wish baseball season would start.
JP: Talking about The Legion. The Punisher and G-Flem have to defend their tagtitles against the team off E&E, Ex-Terminator and Eleven. Everyone knows the history between Punisher and Ex-Terminator. Punisher talks about it alot, but Ex-Terminator doesn't want to think of it. But let us quickly recap everything. In the past Punisher and Ex-Terminator teamed up together in the Ministry of Total Justice. Punisher also teamed up with Eleven's mentor The Mauler. Now the tides have turned as they face eachother.
ND: Yeah man, nice recap.
(Then American Made starts to play and The Punisher and Gargantuflem also known as The Legion appear. The crowd gives them a good pop while the two big guys walk to the ring. They reach the ring and hand the tagtitles over to Jay Blue and then they use the ringsteps to enter the ring).
(Seek & Destroy by Metallica starts to play and Ex-Terminator and Eleven come walking out. The tall guy and the kid stand on top of the ramp for a moment, but they then start to make their way to the ring. They reach ringside and the two slide in).
Ding ding ding
JP: It are The Punisher and Ex-Terminator who are gonna start off here. They circle eachother for 8 seconds until they tie up. The two big guys lock up and it is Ex-Terminator who pushes Punisher off of him. He then kicks Punisher into the gut and charges right in with a clothesline that takes The Punisher down to the mat. Ex-T bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and he kicks Punisher to the head. Ex-T then picks Punisher up and he sends him into the ropes. He comes off and Ex-T with a shouldertackle that takes Punisher down.
ND: Ex-T goes to his corner and he tags in Eleven. The 16 year old kid comes in and he picks Punisher up and he starts with a series of kicks to the midsection. He then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and does a spinning heelkick which takes Punisher to the mat!! Eleven goes over to the nearest corner and he climbs it. He stands on the toprope and he dives off, but .....ooooooh Punisher got up in the meantime and he catches Eleven out of midair!!! Oh man!!! He catches him and he bodyslams him hard to the mat!!!
JP: Poor Eleven!! Punisher now grabs him by the head and he headbuts him and Eleven staggers backwards into the ropes. He comes off and Punisher big boots him to the mat again!!! Punisher then tags in his partner G-Flem. G-Flem steps in and he lifts Eleven up and ...SUPER TIGER DRIVER!!!....What a viscious move!!! And G-Flem is going for the cover now, ...1...................................2................kickout!!
ND: G-Flem gets up again and he picks Eleven up and he sends him into the corner!! Eleven flies in backfirst and G-Flem doesn't hesitate and he follows in hot pursuit. G-Flem comes in and ....ooooh Eleven moves out of the way and G-Flem flies chestfirst into the corner!!! This could be the advantage that Eleven needed. He dives over to his corner and he tags in Ex-Terminator. Ex-T comes in and he turns G-Flem around and he throws a right hand. He then steps on the bottom ropes and starts to put his fist to G-Flems forehead.
JP: ..1....2.....3...But then G-Flem lifts Ex-T up and he atomic drops him!!! G-Flem follows that up with chargin on Ex-T and he takes him to the mat with a flying forearm. G-Flem grabs Ex-T and he sends him into the ropes. Ex-T comes off and tilt-o-wirl driver by G-Flem!!! And he's going for the cover now, .1............................2....................but a kickout by Ex-T. G-Flem picks Ex-T up again and he sends him into the ropes again. But Ex-T holds on to the ropes this time.
ND: G-Flem charges in, but ooooh Ex-T counters with backdropping G-Flem over the toprope to the outside!! Man, what a fall there!! G-Flem fell all the way to the concrete floor!! And Ex-T climbs to the outside now and he picks his opponent up. He drags G-Flem over to the nearest ringpost and ...BAMMMMMM.....he ramms his head into it!! Ex-T swings again, but then it is The Punisher who comes in from behind and he turns Ex-T around and hands out an uppercut!! He then grabs Ex-T by the head and DDT's him to the concrete floor!!
JP: Punisher jumps on top off Ex-T and he starts to hand out punch after punch. G-Flem is still recovering after that fall to the outside and he doesn't notice that Eleven is getting on the apron. Eleven runs towards Punisher and he dives off and lands on Punisher!!! My goodness!!! And Eleven now starts to hand out fists to Punishers head. Thats the sign for G-Flem to get involved again as he grabs Eleven from behind and he lifts him up over his head!! Man, the strength of that guy!! He lifts him up over his head and he throws him over the toprope back into the ring again!!
ND: G-Flem helps Punisher up and together they roll Ex-Terminator back into the ring again. G-Flem and Punisher then climb back in again and together they pick up Ex-T and send him into the ropes. Ex-T comes off but he gets double clotheslined by The Legion and goes down to the mat!! G-Flem then makes the legal tag to The Punisher. Punisher sends Ex-T into the ropes again and when he comes off he powerslams him to the mat!! Punisher goes for the cover and, 1......................2.................Eleven comes in and he breaks the count!!
JP: Eleven kicks Punisher to the head and Punisher gets to his feet and he goes to chase Eleven. He finally grabs him by the throat, but just when he wants to chokeslam him, Ex-Terminator interferes and kicks Punisher in the back. Punisher has to let go off Eleven and Ex-T turns Punisher around and he lifts him up and executes a piledriver!!! Now Ex-T goes for the cover, but Punisher kicks out after two!! Ex-T then goes over to his corner and he tags in Eleven. Eleven climbs to the topturnbuckle and then Ex-T lifts him up on his shoulders and Eleven dives off his shoulders and lands on Punisher!!! Great move!! Great move!!
ND: Eleven goes for the cover right now, 1............................2..........................but noooo Punisher kicks out of it. Somehow he managed to kick out. Eleven gets to his feet again and he throws Punisher into the ropes. Punisher comes off and Eleven wants to clothesline him, but ooooh Punisher doesn't go down!!! Eleven is not strong enough to do so!!! Eleven looks up amazed and wants to grab Punisher, but Punisher counters by kicking Eleven in the gut and ...CHOKESLAM!!!...
JP: He just chokeslammed Eleven to the mat!! Punisher then tags in G-Flem and G-Flem comes in and he picks Eleven up and sends him into the ropes. He comes off and wowww power clothesline!!! Eleven almost turned 180 degrees there!! G-Flem now picks Eleven up again and .....GARGANTUAN DRIVER!!!!.....And thats gotta be the end there!! G-Flem goes for the cover. ....1......................................................2...............Ex-T comes in, but Punisher also comes in and he prevents Ex-T from interfering..........3....................And The Legion wins and they are still the tagteamchampions!!!
(Commercials).
O'Connor then opens the letter and it says "Remember me!, I'm offering you my help", signed X3-AB. O'Connor looks up for a moment and says to himself: "No, it can't be. But what if it's true!".
O'Connor smiles and he then folds the letter and puts it in his back pocket and walks down the corridors).
(Scene fades out).
JP: It's time!! Neil, it's time!! It's Main Event Time. The Executive versus Johnson, Exile and Corvik. This the first time since they were part of the Royal Family that they team up together. Question is though if this is a one-time thing or not.
ND: What I want to know is who is worthy enough to replace Chris Christ. Noone is, well except Danny Christ.
JP: Just face it Neil, there won't be a Christ in the EWCL anymore. You just gotta accept it.
ND: Dammit, I won't!!
JP: Suit yourself then.
ND: ...
JP: It's time for the match!!
(Damned if I do starts to play and Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. He wears a referee shirt that says The Executive. From the moment that the people lay eye on him the booing starts. Prez Cazzo stands on top of the ramp and listens to the loud booing. He then makes his way to the ring. He reaches ringside, asks for a microphone and slides in the ring).
Prez Cazzo: The Executive proudly presents:.....Alexander Glory....
(It's time to play the game starts to play and Alexander Glory comes walking out. The Game makes his way to the ring and slides in the ring and waits in The Executive corner).
Prez Cazzo: ......Marcus Babylon....
(Cocky by Kid Rock starts to play and the Prime Time Champion Marcus Babylon and Justine come out from behind the curtains. The two walk down to ringside and when they reach the ring, Babylon slides in and Justine stays on the outside. She glances at Cazzo and he returns the look. Cazzo then concentrates again).
Prez Cazzo: And finally......the newest member of The Executive......none other then..........BLADE!!!!
(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat. He enters the ring and sits on one of the turnbuckles).
JP: BLADE?!? Blade, as in Exile's brother!! Who would of thought that he was gonna join The Executive!! This is a big surprise!!! It really is!! Who would of thought!!
ND: Yeah, yeah we know by now that you are surprised. Still don't think he can replace Chris Christ though. He's no Messiah.
(Cazzo calls the three Executive members to him and he gives them one last pep talk. The three then go back to their corner and we see that it is gonna be Marcus Babylon who will start off).
(Then American Badass by Kid Rock starts to play and CEO Rick O'Connor comes walking out. The crowd starts to cheer him on as he greets them on his way to ringside. We see that on his way he hands out tickets to his latest movie. O'Connor reaches ringside and he slides in the ring, stares at Cazzo and then waits in a corner).
JP: Now its time for Johnson, Exile and Corvik to come out. I wonder who will come out first.
(Then the lights go out and Dimmu Borgir's "Perfection or Vanity" starts to blare over the pa system. The Cazzotron comes on again and it shows The Royal Family Logo. The lights then come on again and on the top of the ramp we see Sean Corvik, Joe Johnson, Exile and Roadblock. All four of them raise their hands in the air at the same moment and the crowd cheers them on. The four then start to make their way to the ring).
JP: THE ROYAL FAMILY IS BACK!!! IT IS FINAL NOW!! THE ROYAL FAMILY IS BACK TOGETHER AGAIN!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!!
(The Royal Family has reached ringside now and Johnson, Corvik and Exile slide in the ring and Roadblock stays on the outside).
Ding ding ding.
JP: The match is gonna begin right now. We already knew that Babylon was gonna start off for The Executive, but who is gonna start off for The Royal Family? ...It's gonna be Joe Johnson. The EWCL Champion steps to the center of the ring and he and Babylon start to circle eachother for about 6 seconds. The two then lock up, but it is Babylon who comes in with a knee to the stomache. He then grabs Johnson by the arm and he sends him into the ropes. Johnson comes off and Babylon dropkicks him to the mat!!
ND: Even Cazzo raised his hands after that dropkick. He probly wants to say that he taught his nephew that move. Anyway, Babylon picks Johnson up from the mat and he chops him to the chest. He then sends Johnson into the ropes again, but this time Joe comes off and he slides through Babylon's legs. He gets up right behind Babylon and he lifts him up and executes a backdrop suplex!!! Babylon gets up rather quickly and he's going for his corner, but Johnson grabs him by the right leg in time. Johnson drags him back to the center of the ring and he picks him up and delivers a snap suplex!!
JP: Then Joe goes to his own corner and he tags in Exile. And when Exile gets in the ring the crowd gives him a huge pop. Exile nodds to the fans and then goes over to Babylon. He picks him up, but ooooh Babylon counters with a thumb to the eye and follows that up with a jawbreaker!!!!! Exile goes down and Babylon goes to his corner and he tags in .....BLADE..... Oooh God!!! The two brothers have to face eachother already this early in the match!!!
ND: Blade gets in and he stares at his brother Exile. Exile gets up to his feet and looks into his brothers eyes. The two then start to circle eachother for about 10 seconds. Then they tie up. Exile gets a headlock in and he and Blade go into the ropes. He lets go and Blade goes into the opposite ropes. He comes off and Exile takes him down with a shoulder tackle. Blade goes to the mat, but he quickly gets up to his feet again. He and Exile circle eachother again and then we see that Exile tags in Sean Corvik.
JP: Corvik comes in and he charges in on Blade right away. He kicks him into the midsection and he then grabs him by the arm and sends him into the ropes. Blade comes off and its Corvik with a spinning heelkick!! The Universal Champion then picks up Blade and ......SEDATION!!!.....And Corvik with the first cover of the match, Cazzo refuses to count so it is O'Connor who is gonna count, ....1..................................2.................but then Blade kicks out. Corvik gets up again and he stares at Cazzo for a moment. The SEI Champion then picks Blade up again and sends him into the ropes once more.
ND: Corvik wants to backdrop Blade, but Blade reads the move and he grabs Corvik by the head and just slamms it into the mat!!! Wow!!! Blade then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and does an elbow drop on Corvik!! Blade looks to his corner for a second, but he then picks up Corvik and ....SIDEWALK SLAM!!!...Again Blade looks to his corner and he goes over and he wants to tag in Alexander Glory, but Glory refuses to make the tag now. He probly doesn't want to fight Corvik!! I think thats it!
JP: Blade then looks to Babylon and tags Marcus in. Babylon gets in right away and he charges in on Corvik. He picks him up by the head and he drags him over to the nearest corner. He then starts to ramm Corviks head into the topturnbuckle!!! ...1......2......3......4.......5......6........7........8.........9.........10..... Babylon lets go and he then lifts up Corvik and scoopslams him to the mat!! Corvik is down on the mat and Babylon puts his boot to his throat right now. Ref O'Connor starts to make the count till 5 right now, 1..2...3....4...5....And he makes Babylon break the choke, but Cazzo comes in and tells O'Connor that he counted way too fast!!
ND: Oh man, now the two referees are in the middle of a discussion!! And while they talk Babylon is still choking Corvik. Something huh. O'Connor now shoves Cazzo away from him and goes over to Babylon and shoves him off of Corvik. Babylon didn't like that gesture from the special referee and he grabs O'Connor by the throat and smacks him in the face with his forehand. Babylon then wants to lift up O'Connor, but before he can do that it is Corvik who comes in from behind!! He grabs him by the head and ...tornado DDT!!!
JP: Babylon goes down and Corvik picks him up and he wants to put him in The Darkest Hour already!!! But Babylon holds on to the ropes right away and Corvik has to stop that attempt. Corvik shakes his head and he tags in Joe Johnson. Johnson gets in and he and Babylon circle eachother again. When Babylon gets close to his corner he then tags in Glory. And this time Glory accepts the tag and he comes in. Glory and Johnson tie up and Johnson waistlocks Glory, but Glory reverses the waistlock and turns it into a german suplex!!
ND: Glory holds on to the german suplex and he lifts Johnson up again and ....another german suplex!!! Two in a row!!! And again he holds on to it and ....a third german suplex!! Three suplexes in a row by Alexander Glory!!! Glory now lets go and he picks Johnson up and he sends him into a neutral corner. Joe flies in backfirst and Glory then comes charging in. But Johnson jumps on the topturnbuckle in time and Glory flies chestfirst into the corner!!! He staggers backwards a bit and ....JOHNSON WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!!!....
JP: That takes Glory to the mat and Joe goes for the cover, .....1.................................................2............................but Glory kicks out!! Johnson picks Glory up by the head now and he tags in Exile. Exile comes in and he and Joe whip Glory into the ropes. He comes off and Johnson and Exile double backdrop him to the mat again. Cazzo then makes Joe leave the ring and get back to his corner. In the meantime Exile has picked up Glory and he hands out a series of right hands to the head. He then turns him around and does a swinging neckbreaker!!
ND: Exile lifts Glory up and sends him into the ropes. Glory comes off and Exile clotheslines him back to the mat again. Exile then goes over to his corner and wants to tag in Corvik. But just like before it is now Corvik who refuses to make the tag. He and Glory apparently don't want to fight eachother. Exile looks surprised and he asks Sean what's going on. Corvik only says that Exile has to turn around, coz Glory got up again!! Exile is too late and Glory lifts him up and ...POWERBOMB!!!! .....And Glory with the cover, 1...............................2...................but a kickout!
JP: Glory to his corner and he tags in Blade again. Blade comes in and he picks up his brother and ...POWERBOMB!!! ...He just powerbombed his own brother!!! And Exile received two powerbombs in a row!!! Blade now goes for the cover, 1..............................2..................but he kicks out again!! And Cazzo can't believe it!! Blade looks at his brother and he then goes to his corner and he tags in Babylon. Babylon comes in and he picks up Exile and he also wants to powerbomb him!! But oooooh this time Exile blocks it and he counters with backdropping Babylon to the mat!!!
ND: Exile quickly to his corner and he tags in Joe Johnson. Joe comes in and he picks Babylon up and sends him into the corner!! Babylon flies in hard and Joe goes over and sets the Prime Time Champion in the tree of woe position. Johnson then takes a few steps back and ...CROSS OF BURDEN!!!... He hit him right in the face there!! Babylon falls down to the mat and Johnson lays him on his back and goes for the cover, but Babylon kicks out after two. Johnson then picks Babylon up again, but ooooh lowblow and Joe goes down to one knee.
JP: Babylon bounces into the ropes and he comes off and he low dropkicks Joe to the mat!! He then quickly goes into the ropes again and he comes off with rolling thunder on Joe!!! Babylon then points to the corner and he goes over to it and climbs it to the top. He gets on the toprope and he dives off for a frogsplash!!! And he hits it!! He hit the frogsplash on Johnson!! And he's going for the cover right now!!! ....1......................................2......................but then Joe kicks out!!
ND: Babylon goes to his corner and he tags in Blade. Blade comes in and he picks Joe up and hands out a jab to the face. He then sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he big boots him to the mat!! Joe goes down and Blade picks him up again and sends him into the ropes once more. When Johnson hits the ropes he tags in Corvik!! Johnson comes off and Blade meets him with a big shouldertackle!! He then grabs Johnson by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!!!
JP: But Blade is not aware of Corvik and he is surprised when the champ comes in and ....INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!..... And Blade goes down and Corvik goes for the cover, 1..................................................2.............but Blade kicks out before the threecount. Corvik looks to the outside and while he does that Blade crawls over to his own corner. Blade slaps the shoulder of Glory and Glory has to come in. Glory steps into the ring and at the same moment Corvik faces him. The two look at eachother and then Corvik goes back to his corner and he tags in Exile. Thats so strange. Strange thing that is happening here.
ND: Exile comes in and he and Glory are getting it on right away. They start to hand out fist after fist!! We also see that Blade climbed off the apron and he goes over to Joe Johnson who's still on the outside. He picks Joe up and starts to kick him in the stomache!!
(Then suddenly the arena goes black)
ND: What happened to the lights, John?
JP: I don't know. There must have been a power outage.
ND: Yeah like that ever happens in a wrestling show.
(The hair raises on the back of everyone's neck as "Invasion" blasts from the speakers. The lights come on again and the crowd jumps to their feet and cheers as The Punisher walks out from behind the current. The Punisher is quickly followed by Gargantuflem. The Legion walks slowly down the ramp rubbing their hands together. The Legionaires eyes remain focused on the ring. The Legion stops at the bottom of the ramp.)
ND: When The Legion marches somebody always gets hurt.
JP: Yeah and their marching out to the ring. Who do you think their after this time?
(Suddenly Nick Dangerous comes through the crowd carrying his white baseball bat. Nick Dangerous climbs over the guardrail and walks up behind Marcus Babylon).
ND: Babylon sees him coming though and he jumps off the apron and runs away from Dangerous and his baseball bat. Dangerous chases Babylon around the ring and then Babylon slides into the ring where Exile and Glory are getting it on in the ring. Dangerous comes in aswell now and he wants to swing at Babylon, but ....OOOOOOHHHHH....HE MISSES BABYLON BUT HE HITS ALEXANDER GLORY IN THE HEAD WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT!!!....AND GLORY GOES DOWN!!!
ND: Punisher and G-Flem run to the ring now and they go for Blade and Joe Johnson who are still fighting on the outside!!! Punisher grabs Blade and nails him with a big shot that takes him down to the concrete. G-Flem grabs Johnson by the throat and he chokeslams him to the mat!!! Sean Corvik sees whats happening and he jumps off the apron and he runs over to G-Flem and he comes in with a double axe handle that takes G-Flem off his feet!!!
JP: In the ring we see that Cazzo turns towards Dangerous now and he kicks him in the stomache!!! And follows that up with a right hand to the head, but Dangerous ducks it and in return he swings with his baseball bat again and....WHAMMMMMMM!!!!!!.....He hits Cazzo with the baseball bat and the Prez goes down!!! Babylon charges in on Dangerous now and ...SAVING GRACE....He takes Dangerous to the mat with a hurricanrana!!! After doing that Babylon starts to hand out punch after punch to Dangerous his head!!
ND: In the other part of the ring we see that Exile now picks Glory up and ....OUTCAST!!!!....He put his finisher on Glory!!! And he's going for the cover now!!!!..... Cazzo is still out and O'Connor is gonna make the count right now. .....1...........................................2...........................................3...............And it's over!!! The Royal Family has won this match!!! But look at whats going on around the ring!!!
JP: On the outside Corvik is kicking away on G-Flem, while Punisher is planting fist after fist into Blade's forehead. Johnson is getting back up again and he helps Corvik with hurting G-Flem. In the ring it is Babylon who is still battling it out with Dangerous, while now Exile mixes himself into that fight!!! Man what a chaos!!!
ND: And Cazzo slowly is getting back to his feet again. He uses the ropes to get up and he sees O'Connor standing in a corner with a big smile on his face. Cazzo then charges in on O'Connor and this time it is Cazzo who takes Rick out with a spear!! He lands on him and starts to hand out right and left hands!! People fighting everywhere!! How the hell can this be stopped!!!
JP: Beats me Neil!!!
(Then about 20 security guards come out and they try to separate everyone here. It's a hard thing to do, but somehow the security guards manage to do so).
JP: Oh my God, the security guards are actually doing it!! They actually separating everyone!!!
ND: So I guess thats it then. This is the end of Resurrection!!
JP: Yes. I think its time to say goodbye to everyone.
ND: Goodbye and till Insurgence!!
ND: Uh....uhm...whats this?
JP: I don't know I thought the show was over.
(Then the Cazzotron comes on and the following appears on it).
Why does it feel like night today?
Something in here's not right today
Why am I so uptight today?
Paranoia's all I got left
I don't know what stressed me first
Or how the pressure was fed, but
I know just what it feels like
To have a voice in the back of my head
I know I've got a face in me
Points out all the mistakes to me
You've got a face on the inside too and
Your paranoia's probably worse
I don't know what set me off first but I know what I can't stand
Everybody acts like the fact of the matter is
I can't add up to what you can
It's like a face that I hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face watches every time I lie
A face that laughs every time I fall
And watches everything
So I know that when it's time to sink or swim
That the face inside is hearing me, right beneath my skin
It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin
The sun goes down
I feel the light betray
(As the scene slowly shifts, Alexander Glory slowly steps from behind the curtain. No fanfare, no music or video, nothing but the man himself. As he stands atop the entrance ramp, Glory looks down to the ring, his face showing withered signs of defeat and wear. Glory slowlys walks down to the ring, still wearing his trunks and boots, in his right hand is a small black bag. As Glory approaches the ring, he stops for a moment, and looks over the crowd, some of them having stopped noticing that he has returned to the ring. Glory simply motions with his hand for them to keep going, then he slowly climbs the steel steps to the apron. Walking slowly across the side, Glory steps through the ropes and moves to the center of the ring. Starring forward, Glory lets his shoulders droop as he pulls from within the case a 9mm. The gun is adorned with silver roses along the hilt, beautifuly carved into a silver handle. Glory looks down to the gun, then back up to the ramp. Letting his eyes lock upon the ramp, Glory takes one final breath, then puts the barrell of the gun into his mouth).
(The lights go off again and then all we hear is a loud ...BANNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG.......)
The book has finally been closed.