03/03/2002
After these clips the titantron fades to black and we go to our announcers of the evening John Pilchard and Neil Down).
John Pilchard: Its time, its time for...
Neil Down: BURIED DREAMS (he says in a demonic voice).
JP: Now Neil, I think you have been watching too many Drake Laps promo's.
ND: I'm sorry (again he says in a demonic voice). But you know I like chicken.
JP: Yes chicken definately suits you. But lets talk about whats important right now. Its EWCL's second PPV of the year. The name is Buried Dreams, a lot of the competing superstars are familiar ones and we might see a new Universal Champion in a few hours.
ND: Now, now don't get too overexcited now John. Universal Champ Sean Corvik ain't giving his title up that easy against Exile.
JP: But you shouldn't underestimate the skills of our commissioner. Exile is a former Universal and Internet champ, don't forget that.
ND: But still noone can beat the Master of Moves.
JP: Exile did it before. Remember Christmas in Hell and a certain fall of a 30ft. balcony.
ND: Uhm, yeah, I remember that.
JP: So thats the main event of the evening, Corvik versus Exile. Other matches we are gonna see are a match between Arcane Syth against "The Holy Saint" Daniel. Its suppose to be for the Hardcore title, but I doubt that Daniel is gonna use weapons. Ever since he made the change from Dan Prohibition to the Holy Saint, he hasn't used a weapon.
ND: He only touches a staplegun now to staple "I'm your saviour" flyers to the wall.
JP: Well Daniel has to rely on his wrestling techniques then tonight, coz he is facing Arcane Syth. A madman who is on a quest, a quest to destroy Daniel.
ND: Yep payback is a bitch.
JP: Another big match on the card is the one between tagpartners Joe Johnson and Blade. They are putting their tagtitles on the line here. The one who wins the match gets both the titles.
ND: Its a shame that an excellent tagteam has to end their reign like this.
JP: Thats the way it goes sometimes Neil.
ND: Don't forget the match for the Prime Time Title between Mystic and Drake Laps. That promises to be something intresting.
JP: And especially don't forget that FBI agent Frank Styles is here to announce a breakthrough in the Saphio investigation.
ND: Do you have to talk about that again, argh....
JP: Its important Neil.
ND: Yeah yeah......And scheduled first are Steel Brasco and James Maverick against Mo'Bad and MacBeth of the New Era.
Story of the match:
The story of this match is quite simple. It all started two weeks ago. Steel, Maverick and Drake Laps of the New Era competed in a threeway match. Laps was the victor, but after the match Mo'Bad and MacBeth came out and they assaulted Steel and Maverick. Later that night when The New Era was doing the same thing to Mystic, Steel and Maverick came out and returned the favour to The New Era. Then only last week Steel and Maverick joined up together as a tagteam and they had to fight Drake Laps and Mo'Bad. The result was a win for The New Era. Now Steel and Maverick get a chance against two other members of The New Era.
JP: Ok, lets play!!
(Maverick starts to play and "The Extreme" James Maverick comes out from behind the curtains. He makes his way down the aisle to the ring while the fans cheer him on. He finally reaches ringside and he slides in and waits for his tagteam partner).
(Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and Steel Brasco has to make his appearance. But nothing is happening at the top of the ramp. The music stops and a few moments after we see that a referee comes running out. The referee runs to the ring and goes over to commentators John Pilcard and Neil Down. He whispers something to them and then walks away again).
ND: YOU SEE I WAS RIGHT!!!
JP: People, we just get the news that Steel Brasco won't be competing tonight. Actually he probly won't be competing for the next several weeks. We just got the word that Prez Cazzo has temporarily sent him away. Thats all we know right now.
ND: Its pretty obvious whats going on.
JP: What is going on then, Neil?
ND: Prez Cazzo found out that Steel Brasco was on steroids and now he is sending him away to get clean again.
JP: Thats your conclusion Neil, but thats not what we officially heard.
ND: DUH!! Ofcourse they aren't gonna announce officially that Steel Brasco was sent away coz of a steroids problem. Thats something thats not discussed in wrestling.
JP: So only morons discuss that on national tv, right?
ND: Right!!
JP: I rest my case.
ND: ....
JP: Now I do wonder though whats gonna happen in this match now.
ND: Handicap match?
("Simon Says" blares out the house speakers while the lights around the entrance turn a shade of blue as fog fills the entranceway. MacBeth and Mo'Bad slowly makes their way out and proceeds to non-chalantly walk down to the ring egging on the crowd with lude gestures. They slide under the bottom rope and hops up on a turnbuckle to give the crowd a crotch chop).
Ding ding ding
JP: You are right, its gonna be two against one here. Maverick is gonna start off here now against MacBeth.
ND: Maverick and MacBeth circle eachother for a couple of seconds before they lock up.
(But then all of a sudden Freedom Fighter by Creed starts to play. And the two wrestlers are distracted by it and let go off the lock up).
ND: Who is it?
JP: HE'S BACK!!! THE PUNISHER IS BACK!! A few weeks ago we saw that FBI agent ordered him to go into hiding as there was evidence that there was gonna be another attempt on Punishers life. But now he has returned and he is carrying a silver ballbat.
ND: Protection huh.
JP: Well its a good thing though that he shows up, coz then he evens up this match again. It wouldn't have been fair if Maverick had to fight those two New Era members.
(The Punisher slides into the ring and stands between the Maverick and MacBeth and points the bat to The New Era. The Punisher whirls around and hits Maverick with the bat and gives Maverick goes down to the mat!!)
JP: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT?!? Why did he do that?
ND: He must think that Maverick had something to do with the hit and run. Can't think of something else.
JP: Yeah Steel Brasco was one of the suspects, but that is still no reason to attack Maverick like this.
(The referee motioned to the ringkeeper and the bell rings and the referee calls out a no-contest in this match).
(The match is over and the scene cuts in on the parking lot. A car has just stopped and 3 men step out of the car. All three are wearing black suits and sunglasses. The middle one of the three is FBI agent Frank Styles. He carryies a briefcase in his right hand. The briefcase that must contain the evidence that he found. The three FBI agents walk up to the entrance door and enter the building).
(The scene fades out and we go to commercials).
(A knock comes at the door of Johnson's locker room. Not taking heed, Johnson continues looking at the picture, formulating his plans, his thoughts running to the time when he teamed with his partner. The two were never the classic tandem, but they did what they had to do to get the job done. The knocking, not satisfied, has grown increasingly louder against the wood of the door. Johnson angrily spins on his foot and grabs the door knob, spinning his wrist and throwing it open to find Sean Corvik, one hand leaning against the door frame. Johnson turns back around and assumes his former position of staring at Blade's photograph. Sean follows suit and both men stare blankly at the portrait of a man who arguably had nowhere else to turn, except to betray his own tag champion partner. Sean folds his arms, pushing the black sunglasses down the bridge of his nose for a moment to capture the picture that Johnson seems to be grasping with great precision and ease).
Sean Corvik: What's up?
(Johnson doesn't bother to answer his partner's question. Instead, he continues to concentrate on the picture of Blade, holding tightly to his Tag Team and what was his Hardcore Championship).
Sean Corvik: He's a pretty one, isn't he?
(Joe again, avoids any confrontation with Sean Corvik. And although he may be frustrating his accomplice, Johnson continues to try and intimidate the solid and still picture. Sean reaches in the pocket of his black jeans and procures a package of cancer sticks, and, sliding one of the rods of death from its haven, offers it to Johnson in hopes of garnering a response. Johnson glances over at his addiction for a moment, hesitates, but returns to his stare. Corvik's attempt to gain interaction seems useless... Corvik shrugs and slides the cigarette in Johnson's mouth anyway. Returning to his pocket for a black Zippo, he flicks the top, thus striking the flame, and holds it up to the end of the cigarette. Casually and softly, Joe utters out a statement to break his silence).
Joe Johnson: He fucked me over, Sean.
Sean Corvik: There seems to be a lot of that lately.
Joe Johnson: He left the Tag Team Championships. He left me. He left the bond-that I thought was strong. But I was proved incorrect..... Wasn't I?
Sean Corvik: You left me lying, too. Don't be a hypocrite.
Joe Johnson: But Sean..... I came back. I KNEW that destiny would lead us-someway, somehow-to reunite. Blade on the other hand...
(Taking a cigarette out for himself, Sean slides the foam between his lips and lights it, taking a few short puffs, mentally putting Johnson's words in perspective).
Sean Corvik: Piss on the Lemkes and their fucking dynasty.
Joe Johnson: DYNASTY? I never said they had a dynasty. Chris Lemke should grace our feet with his lips for the chance to be a part of the greatest legacy..... As for Michael Lemke, the more "serious" Lemke.... Few words can describe what I plan on doing at Buried Dreams.
Sean Corvik: Michael is sorry...sorry for his actions. He is sorry for bringing you pain, sorry for confusing your mind even more. Maybe he was closed in when Saphio died, not emotional, but I see it as a ruse. I see it all as a different mask Michael decided to wear so that he can feel better about himself. Don't even listen to that moron. He even refuses to justify what he did, but he knows he thinks that's what he had to do. That is why I destroyed him last week. Blade is a fake. A simple shell of a man. He will never find true enlightenment. He knew my revenge for him would come, I was very justified. Now he decides to take back the knife he buried in your back. That is why Arcane and I decimated him. Quite simply because I do not appreciate how he operates under pressure. That one, was for you.
Joe Johnson: I highly appreciate what you did for me, Corvik. Same word goes to Alexander.... Er.... Arcane as he'd like to be called, now-a-days. Your work, your punishment only weakened him for me this week. Not a fair match for the Tag Team straps this Sunday? I don't mind. He may be at seventy percent coming into our match, but do I care? Fuck him.
Sean Corvik: Fuck him, indeed. Maybe it's unfair to make him choose. You know just as well as he does what it's like to have a brother in the business. But you don't betray someone because your family tells you to. You don't consider your family when it comes to choosing your allies and choosing your foes. Michael is a pest, a shit stain on the bottom of the world's shoe, and will continue to be so as long as he thinks the way he does. He could have very well left both you and Chris alone. It's bullshit and I'm not standing for it.
Joe Johnson: Hmm... You're right, Corvik.... As you usually are. I concur with your statements once more as you point out that Michael left me because Chris made him. Chris MADE HIM choose and I hadn't. It WAS his fault, and we, just now, justified it. It's a damn shame that one more person leaves my reality once again. It's a blatant shame....
(Sean slowly drags on his cigarette, leaning against the wall. He takes his last puff and grinds the cigarette into the eye of Blade in the poster).
Joe Johnson: I'll do more than ash in his eye, Sean. But I shouldn't rant much, I suppose. After all, taking action is the best way to prove your statements correct.... A "Crucifixion" isn't enough this week, Sean. I want more. I want Michael's ass-bloodied and battered. I want him to scream in agony as I lock in the Painkiller and hold it there while he tightly grasps the bottom rope! SEAN! I said this wasn't retribution not too long ago. But I lied. For this is, only.... It'll be a little more than JUST bitter revenge...
Sean Corvik: Do it, don't stop at a few bruises. Do what you can to break his bones and I will give Chris' ass a wake up call while I'm at it.
Joe Johnson: Speaking of bruised and broken bones... The last time I saw Danny Christ was back when I damn near Crucified the man a while back. There is word-to my knowledge that Mr. Christ is making a return. That SHOULD explain the constant broadcasts of "The Messiah is Coming" in the duration of my matches. Its only an inevitable sign that at Buried Dreams, I should expect a return from Mr. Christ.....
Sean Corvik: Perhaps so. Just don't take Danny lightly. And don't consider him an enemy just out of nowhere. You can't afford it right now.
Joe Johnson: The hell I can't. The more, the merrier, Sean. Danny Christ is welcome to join this and make it a m�nage a trois.....Besides, after I kick Michael's ass this Sunday, I'm sure that I'll be bored and jaded from his caliber.
Sean Corvik: Notify me when you're done talking shit. We have matches tonight and it's best we prepare for them accordingly.
Joe Johnson: So be it. Don't hear out my wonderful rantings and go on. I hope your ass gets pounded by Chris tonight.
Sean Corvik: And as sexually gratifying as you and Chris might find that, I'll make sure it doesn't happen.
Joe Johnson: You rebel.
(Flashing a death metal/Osbourne hand gesture, Corvik nods and takes the poster of Blade from the wall, ripping it some because of the tape, folds it up, and slides it down the front of his pants as he makes his exit).
(Fade out)
Story of the match:
Mystic and Drake Laps faced eachother a couple of weeks ago on Venom. Mystic's Prime Time Title was at stake in that match. Mystic rather easily beat Drake Laps in that match. But Laps didn't stop after that loss. The following weeks Laps and his New Era attacked Mystic several times. And in the end it was always Mystic who was beaten on the ground. Now Laps gets what he wants, another titleshot for the Prime Time Title, this time in a Ladder Match.
JP: Thats the story, now its time for the wrestlers to come out.
(Trust by Megadeth starts to blare over the pa system and Drake Laps is coming out. Surprisingly he is wearing a plain shirt and not a New Era t-shirt. In his right hand he is holding his white mailbox "Boxie" again. He points to "Boxie" and then makes his way down the aisle to ringside. He puts "Boxie" on the apron and climbs in the ring).
(Then Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic comes out. The Prime Time Champion raises his hands in the air. Mystic starts his way to the ring and he takes off his titlebelt and holds it up above his head, pointing at it all the time. All he establishes is more heat from the crowd. Mystic reaches ringside and he hands the title over to the referee, who starts to hang the title up above the middle of the ring).
JP: The referee is ready and now he's explaining the rules to Mystic and Laps. Rules are very simple. Its a ladder match so the one who climbs on the ladder and grabs the title wins.
Ding ding ding
JP: Mystic and Laps circle eachother for a couple of seconds and then they tie up. Laps gets Mystic in a side headlock and he then pushes Mystic into the ropes. He comes off and Laps does an armdrag takedown which sends his opponent to the mat. Mystic quickly hops to his feet again and they tie up for a second time. Again its Laps who hooks in a headlock, but this time Mystic gets out of it by elbowing Laps.
ND: Laps has to let go and Mystic hands out a few chops to Laps's chest. The crowd responds with "ooooohs" while he hands out the chops. Mystic then irish whips Laps into the ropes. Laps comes off and Mystic dropkicks him to the mat. Mystic picks the challenger up and sends him into the ropes once again. Laps comes off and he ducks Mystic's forearm and bounces into the ropes again. He comes off, but Mystic grabs him and ...tilt-o-whirl backbreaker on Laps!!
JP: Now thats what Mystic is all about!! He bounces himself into the ropes now and he gets off and does a kneedrop to Laps his face!! Mystic takes a look at Laps and then rolls to the outside. Mystic walks over to the ladder that is set up on the outside and he folds it and walks to the ropes. Meanwhile Drake Laps got back to his feet again and he sees Mystic and he charges in towards the ropes and .....OOOOHHH baseball slide into the ladder and the ladder bashes into Mystic's head!!
ND: Mystic is laying under the ladder on the outside now and Drake Laps is climbing the topturnbuckle now. He stands on the toprope, lifts his arms up in the air and he dives off and .....does a TOPROPE LEGDROP AND LANDS ON THE LADDER AND MYSTIC!!! Good Goddd!!!! Did you see that!! Even Laps is in pain now from that move, but what do you expect. He landed straight on that ladder!
JP: But things are definately not looking good for Mystic. I think his face is busted open from that move by Laps!! Now after almost 10 seconds its Laps who is getting to his feet again. He picks up the ladder and he slides it into the ring. He then kicks Mystic to the head with his boot and then decides to roll back into the ring himself. Laps is in the ring and he goes over to the ladder and he starts to unfold it and he sets it up in the middle of the ring.
ND: Could this be it already? Laps looks up to the Prime Time Title above the ring and he then starts to climb the ladder. He's on the first step now and he continues his way up. Almost halfway up now and still no sight of Mystic. Laps gets higher and higher now. But then we see that Mystic got up on the outside and he slides himself back into the ring again. Mystic bounces himself into the ropes and he charges in and does a dropkick into the ladder!! The ladder doesn't fall but is shaking and Laps looses his balance and OOOOOH MMYY GODDD!!!
JP: Laps looses his balance and he falls off the ladder and lands backfirst on the mat!!! What a fall!! Mystic places the ladder straight under the title again and now its his turn to climb the ladder. Mystic slowly makes his way up now. But he took a bit too much time, so Laps could get to his feet again. Laps follows Mystic and starts to climb the ladder on the same side. He catches up with Mystic and Mystic turns around and wants to kick Laps off the ladder. But Laps holds on to Mystics leg and counters with a fist to the midsection.
ND: Laps then grabs Mystic by the tights and ....SUPERPLEX OFF THE LADDER!!!! ...Laps just superplexed Mystic halfway off that ladder, holy geezus!!! Laps gets up to his feet and he checks his back. His back really has to suffer alot in this match. Laps goes over to Mystic and he picks him up and he sends him into the ropes. Mystic comes off and Laps does a hurricanrana and takes Mystic down to the mat!!!
JP: Laps goes back to the ladder again and starts to climb it once more. He's up a couple of steps when we see that Mystic slides himself to the outside. From under the ring Mystic grabs a steelchair and he rolls back into the ring. He goes over to the ladder and ....BAMMMMM!!! ..... He ramms the chair into Laps his back!! Laps tries to hold on to the ladder, but when Mystic uses the chair for a second time, Laps falls off the ladder down to the mat!!
ND: Laps lays on his back on the mat and Mystic bends over him and ...BAMMMMM.... ramms him in the face with the steelchair and Laps seems to be knocked out!! Mystic drops the chair and he goes over to the ladder and starts to climb it again. Mystic is always all the way on top and there already appears a smile on his face when he sees that Laps is still knocked out. Mystic only has one more step to go and then he's on top.
JP: But its The Punisher again!! The Punisher comes out from the crowd and climbs over the guardrail!! He slides into the ring and ......HE PUSHES THE LADDER AND MYSTIC FLIES OFF THE LADDER OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! Holy Bananas!!! And Mystic is not moving!!!
ND: The Punisher picks up the ladder and he sets it up again. He then goes over to Laps and helps him up to his feet. Drake Laps sees that Mystic is knocked out on the outside and he starts to climb the ladder. He gets higher and higher. He's almost there now!! Laps reaches the top and he grabs the Prime Time Title!! And yess we have a NEW PRIME TIME CHAMPION!!!
JP: Drake Laps has won!!! He gets the win and he gets the title!! Laps climbs off the ladder again and he raises his arms in the air!! He looks around, but The Punisher has already disappeared again. Its something though with The Punisher. First he attacks Maverick and more or less Steel. And now he attacks Mystic. This could mean two things. He either wants to join The New Era, or he is after every suspect of the hit and run. Remember that Mystic is also a suspect. We will probly get more answers in the near future.
ND: But what a win for Drake Laps.
(Commercials).
Prez Cazzo: What do you mean you never attended that?
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Prez Cazzo: Didn't I specifically told you to go there and give condonlances courtesy of the EWCL?
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Prez Cazzo: And now you tell me that you didn't even attend the funeral!!
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Prez Cazzo: So you can't grant me any proof that they really buried Saphio?
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Prez Cazzo: Why I am asking this? Why I am asking this? Coz recently rumours are going around that Saphio was spotted!! Thats why!!
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Prez Cazzo: Why am I going insane about that? I tell you why. If its true that Saphio is still alive somewhere out there, then everything gets even more complicated.
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(At that moment Cazzo notices that a camera is in his office and he finishes his phone conversation immediately).
Prez Cazzo: How many times to I have to tell you to knock before you enter!
Cameraman: The door was open, Mr. President.
Prez Cazzo: Oh ok then. So you want a beer?
Cameraman: What?
Prez Cazzo: You DO know what a beer is right?
Cameraman: I do, but I'm working right now.
Prez Cazzo: So am I, but that is not stopping me.
(Before the cameraman can answer that question there's a knock on the door and an unknown persons enters the office. He walks up straight to Cazzo's office and takes a seat).
Prez Cazzo: Hey big guy, what can I do for you? You want a beer?
Big guy: Dont you recognise me?
Prez Cazzo: Noo, should I?
Big Guy: Yes, you should. I'm Gargantuflem and you signed me a few days ago.
Prez Cazzo: Gargantuflem, hmm, not sure. Did I? But anyway, you want a beer or what?
(Gargantuflem got a look on his face that says "Is this the president of this federation?")
Gargantuflem: No thanks.
Prez Cazzo: So what is it that you want then?
Gargantuflem: I want a match. I don't care who, when or why. I just want a match.
Prez Cazzo: Hmmm, well let me talk this over with my commissioner first.
(Cazzo picks up his phone and speedials a number. A few seconds later the phone rings)
....."This is the answering machine of Commissioner Exile. I am not in right now, but you can leave a message after the beep"......BEEP!!
Prez Cazzo: Hey Exile, this is Ca....
Exile: Haha, fooled you, Eric!!!
Prez Cazzo: Man, Exile the first time that joke is funny, but it starts to wear off after 6 times.
Exile: Does it?
Prez Cazzo: Yes it does.
Exile: So whats going on?
Prez Cazzo: I got a guy called Gargantuflem in my office and he claims that I signed him and he wants a match.
Exile: So why are you bugging me with that?
Prez Cazzo: You are the commissioner Exile.
Exile: Oh yeah I am. Aha, that explains it why I constantly get questions about booking matches.
Prez Cazzo: So can you book him in a match?
Exile: Actually it suits perfect. I just had a visit from another new signee, called Nick Dangerous and he also wanted a match. So what about it if we book Gargantuflem against Nick Dangerous in a New Talent match at next weeks Venom?
Prez Cazzo: Sounds excellent.
Exile: Ok, then. Talk to you later.
(Cazzo hangs up the phone and looks at Gargantuflem).
Prez Cazzo: You have your match. Next week at Venom you will face another newcomer to the EWCL with the name Nick Dangerous.
(A grin appears on Gargantuflems face as he knows who Nick Dangerous is from the recent past in the EHW).
Prez Cazzo: So you sure you don't want a beer?
(Scene fades out).
Story of the match:
"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson and Blade won the tagtitles several weeks ago when they defeated Sean Corvik and Dan Prohibition. They had help from Corvik who turned on Prohibition during that match. Johnson and Blade proved themselves as a real talented tagteam and they defended their title in an awesome tablesmatch at Beware The Whispers against The Zer0 and Drake Laps. Everything seemed to be going fine, but then it happend. In a match between Joe Johnson and Blade's brother Exile. Joe Johnson ordered Blade to hit his own brother with a chair. Blade hesitated and Joe answered by pushing Exile into the chair that Blade was holding. Exile saw it as his brother betrayed him and he gave Blade an ultimatum. Exile made Blade choose between a friend and his family. Blade's answer came that very same night when Blade had to fight Corvik. After the match was over and Exile was assaulting Corvik, Joe Johnson came out, but Blade grabbed him and hit him with his BLADE RUNNER!! That was the end of the tagteam. Tonight at Buried Dreams they fight for those tagtitles. The winner takes all).
JP: What a match is this gonna be. I can't wait. Two great athletes, a great tagteam. But that dream is over, thats how they call it, a Buried Dream.
ND: We've seen a match like this before when Dan Prohibition and The Rage had to face eachother. Back then it was Dan Prohibtion who took the titles as The Rage never even showed up for that match. But I doubt there one of the two individuals tonight is not gonna show.
(The lights slowly go black as the sound of footsteps can be heard over the speakers, and suddenly Rob Zombie's "Feel so numb" fills the arena. Blue strobe lights surround the entranceway as Blade slowly and calmly walks down the aisle dressed in black pants, black boots, a black shirt, and a black leather trench coat. After he rolls into the ring, he stands in the middle of the ring and removes his trench coat, awaiting his opponent).
(My own summer by The Deftones starts to play and moments later "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson appears on the ramp. In his usual attire he makes his way down to the ring. He has his eyes set on Blade who is standing in the ring. Johnson doesn't take his eyes off of Blade. Johnson reaches ringside and he slides in).
JP: The referee has explained the rules and the match starts. Joe circles Blade, but Blade just stands there in the middle of the ring. Blade is not moving while Joe is circles around him.
ND: I've seen something like this in a karate movie once. Blade is in a trance and knows exactly when Joe is gonna hit him.
JP: Joe stands behind Blade and he waistlocks him and executes a german suplex.
ND: Ok, sofar my theory.
JP: Joe picks up Blade and he hands out a few right ones. Blade doesn't really to be with his mind in the match here. Thats weird. It seems like he is thinking of something else. Joe grabs Blade's arm and he sends him into the ropes. Blade comes off and Joe does an overhead belly to belly suplex. Joe up again and he goes to the second turnbuckle and he dives off for an elbow drop on Blade!!
ND: Its a one-mans show right now. Joe is showing Blade every corner of this ring. Snap out of it Blade, whatever you are in!! Joe Johnson picks up Blade and he drags him over to the nearest corner. He then starts to ramm Blade's head into the topturnbuckle. 1...2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9...10.... Joe holds on to Blade's head and he tosses Blade over the toprope to the outside!! Wow!!! Blade is layed out on the outside now.
JP: Joe bounces himself into the ropes, he comes off and ....he dives through the second and toprope to the outside and lands on top off Blade!! What a suicide dive by "The Hardcore Event"!! Everytime he does this, he puts his own career on the line. But thats just the way Joe Johnson lives, this is his style. Take it or leave it. Joe is back to his feet again and he picks up Blade and he drags him over to the guardrail.
ND: BAMMMM.....Joe Johnson just rammed Blade's head into the guardrail. There's no stopping Joe now. Once he got a goal he goes for it!! Joe picks Blade up again and Blade looks dazed and confused as he looks into the crowd. Blade looks at the woman that is sitting behind the guardrail and it seems like he recognises her!! He looks at her and the look in his eyes change. Just when Joe Johnson wants to ramm his head into the guardrail again, he blocks it and he ramms Joe's head into the guardrail.
JP: Blade picks up Joe and he lifts him on top off the guardrail. Blade climbs on the guardrail aswell and he lifts Joe up again and .....he sets Joe up for a piledriver and ....HE PILEDRIVES JOE ON THE GUARDRAIL!!! ....Its unbelievable how he could balance himself and do a move like that on the guardrail. Look at Blade's eyes. That woman sure set something off. Its like a timebomb!! Blade drags Joe back to the ring and he rolls him back in.
ND: Blade gets in aswell and he picks up Joe and DDT's him back to the mat!! Blade goes for the cover, 1...................2.........but Joe kicks out. This thing has turned all the way now. First it was Joe who owned Blade and now its the other way around. Blade lifts Joe up and he executes one of his famous full nelson slams!! Blade follows that up with dragging Joe into the nearest corner. Joe is seated in the corner and Blade comes in and he puts his boot to Joe's throat and chokes him!!
JP: The referee is trying to make Blade stop this chokehold as he already had it on for too long. Blade finally lets go and we see Joe grasping for air. Blade doesn't give Joe time to recover as he picks him up by the head. Blade irish whips Joe into the opposite corner. Joe flies in backfirst and Blade charges in right after. But ooooh Joe moved out of the way just in time and Blade flies chestfirst into the topturnbuckle.
ND: Finally Joe has some time to get some air. He feels his throat again and then slowly walks up to Blade. He turns Blade around and starts to work on him with a couple of chops to the chest. Joe follows that up with a series of kicks to the midsection!! Joe really on fire here now. He grabs Blade's arm and he sends Blade into the opposite corner!!! Good Goddd!!! Blade flies in backfirst and falls facefirst into the mat.
JP: Joe walks over to Blade and he picks him up and places him in a tree of woe position in that corner. Joe then takes a few steps back and .....The Cross of Burden!!!....Baseballslide into Blade's face!! Ever since the first day that Joe Johnson stepped into the EWCL, this is one of my favorite moves. "The Hardcore Event" now drags Blade out of the corner and goes for a cover attempt, 1..........................2.............kickout.
ND: Joe decides to go on top now as he climbs the topturnbuckle. He is all the way on the toprope and he dives off for a frogsplash and..........BLADE LIFTS HIS KNEES UP!!!.........Ouch..ouch...ouch....That must hurt!! Joe is rolling around now and Blade gets back on his feet again. He takes his time but eventually goes over to Joe and he picks him up and sends him into the ropes. Joe comes off and Blade does a belly to belly suplex!!! Blade for the pin, but he only gets a two count.
JP: Blade shakes his head, but then picks Joe up again and he sends him hard into a corner. Joe flies in backfirst and he walks out hurt, but Blade is already near him and he grabs Joe and executes a sidewalk slam!! God what a move!!! Blade goes for the cover again, 1.........................2.......................but a very late kickout by Joe. Blade can't believe it. He gets up to his feet and is shaking his head again.
ND: Blade finally picks Joe up by the head, but ooooh lowblow by Joe!! And ...CRUXIFIXION!!!!.....Joe's finishing move!!! Blade is down and out right now!! Joe gets back to his feet and is about to go for the cover.
(But then the titantron flashes on and shows the text, "The Messiah is HERE..." and "My Sacrifice by Creed starts to play loud over the pa system).
ND: YESSS, HE'S HERE!!! HE'S HERE!!! MIRACULOUS DANNY CHRIST IS HERE!!!!
JP: Joe Johnson gets back to his feet again. Remember that it was Joe Johnson who put Danny Christ out for a couple of months. And it seems that Danny Christ is coming back now to get revenge. Joe looks up at the ramp, but he doesn't see anything. Joe really is distracted while the ref is checking on Blade. But hey do you see that? Someone is coming out of the crowd!!!
ND: THATS NOT "MIRACULOUS" DANNY CHRIST!!!
JP: Then who is it?
ND: I RECOGNISE HIM!!! I'V STUDIED THE ENTIRE CHRIST FAMILY AND THAT IS .......THAT IS........CHRIS CHRIST!!!!!....DANNY'S YOUNGEST BROTHER!!!
JP: Chris Christ comes out from the crowd and slides in the ring and takes Joe Johnson by surprise!! He grabs Joe from behind and .....THE SIGN OFF!!!!....
ND: Thats the same finishing move that Danny used to do!!
JP: And the referee didn't even see it, as he was checking on Blade. Can you believe that?!? Joe Johnson is laying knocked out on the mat now, while Chris Christ rolls out of the ring again and disappears in the crowd just like he came. The referee turns around now and sees Joe Johnson knocked out on the mat aswell. The ref doesn't know what to think right now. But he starts making the count. 1......2.......3..........4.........5.........6........7..........8........9....Blade is moving now , but he can't get to his feet that fast....10.....
ND: Its over, both men have been counted out!! Blade only needed like two more seconds and he would have been up. Blade is on his knees now and he looks at Joe, makes a handgesture and then slides to the outside. He walks over to Jay Blue's table and takes both tagtitles and leaves ringside. While he leaves ringside he looks one more time at that woman sitting at ringside, but then continues his way down the ramp.
(Commercials).
Joe Johnson: WHERE IS HE!?
( The surprised staff member gathers a look of bewilderment as he stutters out his answer. )
EWCL Staff: W-W-Who�.?
Joe Johnson: Chris Christ. "The Messiah"!? The man who embarrassed me in my match against the ignoramus that is, Michael Lemke!?! Where is CHRIS CHRIST!?
EWCL Staff: I don't know, man! I don't know!!
( Too furious to think straight, Joe brings back his left arm and buries his knuckles into the face of the innocent staff member. Johnson takes the right fist and turns around and slams it against the white wall. He scurries down the hallway in an attempt to "catch" Chris Christ. "The Hardcore Event" then finds the exit and kicks it open. But as he steps outside, we catch a limousine bustle out of the lot. Joe runs� )
Joe Johnson: Come back you motherfucker! Come back and face me, Christ!
( �But its useless, the limousine speeds off too quickly for Joe to catch up. Joe stops and balls up his fists as his face grows with a look of sheer intensity. )
Joe Johnson: Fine Christ. Take yourself to your own seclusion. Take yourself to your designated sanctuary. Heh Heh� For we'll meet up once again�. Your federation, the EHW is no more, Christ, and that's why you'll meet your destiny here�. Welcome to the Extreme Wrestling Championship League, Christopher�.
( The picture fades to back and we go back to our commentators.)
JP: How about that?!? Who would of thought. So what do you think of this all Neil?
ND: Ok, he's no Danny Christ, but Chris Christ is just as talented as his older brother. I've spent many hours in the Christ mansion at the time I was working on Danny Christ's biography. So I do know Chris. And I can tell you one thing for sure, and thats he's here to finish what his brother started.
JP: That sounds promising.
ND: Another thing that is on my mind right now is that woman. That woman that Blade was looking at during his match with Joe Johnson. I have to find out what that was all about. I just have to.
JP: Neil!!..You sure you want to do that?...
(John is too late with his question, as Neil Down already got up from his seat and he storms off to the woman at ringside. He stands in front of the woman now and the woman looks up in surprise).
ND: May I ask you a question? Who are you?
(But before the woman can answer the question "Feel so numb" by Rob Zombie starts to play and Blade comes back to ringside again. Blade runs to the ring and he gets into Neil's face and tells him to back off. Neil recognises a threat when he sees it and Neil backs off and goes back to his commentary position).
JP: You see I told you it wasn't wise to do that.
ND: Hey, I'm a journalist and thus always looking for answers.
JP: Looking for trouble sounds more like it.
ND: Hey!!
(Commercials).
Story of the match:
The story for this match starts a long time ago. When Arcane Syth was still Alexander Glory it was Dan Prohibition who was responsible for the death of Glory's wife Alexis. Prohibition didn't kill her himself, but she was killed during a riot that was caused by Dan. Ever since Glory has held Dan responsible. A couple of months Glory returned to the EWCL, but in a different way. He no longer was Alexander Glory, but his dark side took over and he turned into Arcane Syth. A true satanist. We won't get into all the things that Arcane Syth has done ever since he got back to the EWCL, as they are too bad for words. One thing he has been doing is attack Dan Prohibition and his Lydia. Arcane used every occasion he could get to either attack or somehow interfere in Dan's matches. Even when Dan turned himself into "The Holy Saint" Daniel, he wasn't safe for Arcane's actions. Now they finally face eachother in the ring. After recent happenings between Sean Corvik (Alexis brother) and Arcane the question is who is coming to the ring, will it be Arcane Syth or will it be Alexander Glory.
ND: I wonder if Daniel is going back to his old routines. I mean how else can he stop Arcane. I see no other way.
(Jesus Christ Superstar hits on the P.A. as Daniel and Lydia walk down to the ring. Lydia is wearing a nun outfit and Daniel has on a long ministers robe. A large cross flashes on the Titantron. The two walk down to the ring while Daniel screams you can be saved to fans in the front row. Daniel and Lydia get in the ring and Daniel climbs onto the second rope and screams "Whos your savior?" He sheds the robe, revealing his black t-shirt, black windpants and taped up fists. Before the match, Daniel kneels in the corner and blesses himself and prays).
ND: You know now that I see Lydia I realise that they took that Jezebelle versus Lydia match off the card. Thats too bad.
JP: So any theories why they took it off the card.
ND: Well I do have one theory. I think after that private party that Prez Cazzo and Jezebelle had last week, that Jezebelle is too worn out and talked Cazzo into taking the match off the card.
JP: Why do I even ask you for your theories.
(Then the lights go out and Deicide starts to play. Arcane appears on the ramp and then a spotlight shoots up and comes to rest upon a cross. On the cross is a patchwork woman, made from the different parts of women that Arcane killed and nailed to the cross. Daniel sees the cross and looks up to his Lord and makes a cross and starts to pray again. Meanwhile Arcane rushes down to ringside with his Hardcore Title and he slides in and the match can begin).
JP: Daniel is still devastated from what he just saw as he is still thinking of the cross that he just saw. The bell rings and Arcane storms at Daniel and starts a series of right and left hands. Daniel staggers backwards and falls into the ropes. Arcane follows that up with sending Daniel into the ropes and when he comes off Arcane hits him with a standing side kick. Daniel goes down to the mat, but tries to get back up as soon as possible.
ND: Daniel gets back up but, oooooh Arcane hits him with a roundhouse kick in the face while Daniel is rising up from the mat. Arcane picks Daniel up and bodyslams him hard into the mat. He then picks Daniel up again and executes a cross arm suplex on him!! Arcane goes for the first cover attempt, but Daniel kicks out. Arcane gets back up and he picks Daniel up and throws him through the second and top rope to the outside.
JP: Daniel is laying on the outside and Arcane is still standing in the ring. Whats Arcane doing there? It looks like he is talking to himself. Can you understand what he's saying Neil?
ND: Nope, I have no idea at all. Sounds like gibberish to me. I got no freaking clue what he is saying.
JP: Arcane is still talking to himself as he rolls himself to the outside. He walks up to Daniel, but Daniel counters with a kick to the midsection. Arcane goes down to one knee and Daniel grabs him and .....PENANCE OF YOUR SINS ON THE CONCRETE...... Daniel picks Arcane up again and ramms his head into the apron. Daniel then climbs on the apron and looks at Arcane and .....HOLY ROLLER...A front flip off the apron on Arcane!!!
ND: Daniel is turning this thing, who would of thought that would happen. Daniel now picks up Arcane by his mask and he rolls him back into the ring again. Daniel climbs on the apron and he then jumps up, uses the toprope as a springboard and does a legdrop on Arcane!! Wow, did you see that!! Daniel goes for the pin, 1........................2..................but Arcane kicks out.
JP: Lydia is cheering Daniel on from the outside while we see that "The Holy Saint" picks up Arcane. Arcane is still talking to himself, I can't believe what I am seeing. Daniel then irish whips Arcane into the ropes and goes for a backbody drop. But Arcane stops and reads the move. He grabs Daniel and executes a double underhook backbreaker on him!!! Arcane stopped talking to himself now and he picks Daniel up and.....Northern Lights suplex!!!
ND: Arcane picks up Daniel again from the mat and he lifts him up and grabs his waist and does a stalling german suplex!! And the madman isn't stopping. He picks Daniel up again and he delivers a double underhook suplex. Arcane goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. The artist formerly known as Alexander Glory rolls to the outside and he grabs Daniel by the leg and drags him out aswell. And he drags Daniel over to the spanish announcetable.
JP: Arcane lifts Daniel on top off the spanish announcetable and wants to climb on top off it aswell. But then from behind Arcane its Lydia who jumps on his back and starts to hit him in the head. Ooooh noooo, why would she do that!! She wants to help her man I know, but this is dangerous play here. Lydia is still on Arcane's back, but it looks like Arcane's isn't bothered by it. He still manages to climb on the spanish announcetable.
ND: Look at the strength of that guy!! He got Lydia on his back, but still he gets on that table. Arcane lifts up Daniel and he sets him up and ......DEICIDE!!!!..........DEICIDE THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCETABLE!!!....WHAY A SIGHT!!....WHAT A SIGHT!!!.... Did you see that?!?... Arcane had Lydia on his back, but yet he still managed to Deicide Daniel and all three of them went through that table!! Never in my life did I see something like that!!
JP: What a mess over there!! I repeat myself. What a mess over there!! Is someone getting up from that or what?
ND: I think I saw Arcane moving.
JP: Yes, you are right. Arcane is getting back to his feet now. But both Lydia and Daniel are still on the ground. Arcane now picks up Daniel and he drags him over to the ring and rolls him back in again. Arcane climbs on the apron and gets back in the ring aswell. He goes for the cover and this just has to be the end of this, 1..........................................2..............................but noooooo Daniel kicked out of this one!!! I don't know how he did it, but he did!!!!
ND: Amazing, amazing, amazing. How the hell did he get out of that one!! Arcane picks Daniel up again and sets him up for another Deicide!! But before Arcane can hook it on, Daniel counters by kicking Arcane into the midsection and executing his Cross-factor!!! Amazing!! Daniel is still in this match!! He used his very last energy to do that Cross factor on Arcane. Both Arcane and Daniel are layed out on the mat. The referee starts to count again, but Arcane and Daniel already try to move again. Daniel is near the ropes and uses them to get back up.
JP: Arcane is also back up again now. They both bounce into the ropes and .....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!.....They take eachother out!!! Good God!!! And again both competitors are laying on the mat. The referee starts to count again, 1......2.........3..........4...........5....And Daniel gets to his knees now and the ref stops the count. Daniel picks up Arcane up and he irish whips him, but Arcane reverses the irish whip and sends Daniel into the ropes. Daniel comes off and ......SALVATION!!!!!..........
ND: Arcane hit Daniel with his finisher!!! And he goes for the cover now and. 1....................................2.............................3......... Its over!!! Arcane Syth gets the win over "The Holy Saint" Daniel!! He did it, he finally had revenge here!!! But is this enough thats the main question?!?
(Arcane gets up and looks down at the fallen Daniel for a couple of seconds. He then climbs out of the ring and makes his way up to the ramp. Arcane stops at that cross that we saw when he came out and he kneels down in front of the cross and starts to speak. A few moments later the cross with the patchwork of women errupts into flames and burns to ashes)
JP: Holy freaking shit!! Did you see that!!
ND: Scary shit there!!!
(Commercials).
(At that moment Died by Alice in Chains starts to play and Universal Champion Sean Corvik comes out. He passes the cross and he shakes his head. He continues his way to the ring and slides in. He asks for a mic and Jay Blue hands a mic over to him).
Sean Corvik: Arcane Syth.......I want you in this ring right now!!!
Sean Corvik: DO YOU HEAR ME!!!
(Deicide starts to play again and Arcane Syth appears on the ramp and makes his way down to the ring. He reaches ringside and grabs a mic and climbs into the ring).
Arcane: You summon me? Like a dog you dare to summon me? I've come to your call, but let me ask you this, what could be so important that the mighty Kritical Kondition would summon me here?
Corvik: What do you think, Arcane? What was the deal with the woman?
Arcane: What do they matter?
Arcane: They are nothing but food, food for the immortals.
Corvik: Don't bullshit me. I thoguht we had a pact, I thought we understod. Would you like to know how you got off the cross I nailed you to?
Arcane: {sneers} It doesn't matter how I got down, because I wasn't meant to come down. Everything that I ever do to anyone else will be on their heads, because I hungered, I yearned for that release. I wanted that revenge.
Corvik: It was me! I was the one who let you down. I saw the image of Alexis again and she told me something, Arcane, something that shook me to my very core.
Arcane: A withered and weak core it must have been to release me.
(Before Arane can make another snide remark, Corvik grabs him by the throat and forces him to look in his own eyes.)
Corvik: I'm going to tell you, whether you like it or not.
(Arcane spins his arm and throws Corvik into the corner, yet doesn't attack. Corvik looks back to him in question.)
Arcane: Sean...What do you want from me?
Corvik: I want you to shut up and fucking listen to what I have to say. I want you to open your mind and not follow what you want to believe, but follow what you do believe. I want you to listen to what she said to me, Arcane. Break the facade and for the love of God, listen to me. When I'm done you can destroy me. You can end my pathetic existence because I know you can with a few simple blows. Do what you must, but hear me out.
(Arcane lowers his head slowly.)
Arcane: Speak Sean...
Corvik: I saw Alexis. She spoke to me. For all the people who think you're mad for still seeing her, I believe you. And she told me things I wasn't ready to hear. She told me that she was proud of us, but we're going in the wrong directions. She's the one who got me to realize that we should be close. Her cousin and her fiancee, but it's tearing her apart that this is happening to us. Don't you see, Arcane? In our madness, our insanity...the one person who truly loves us can only weep for our souls!
( Arcane spins on his heel staring out of the ring. )
Arcane: Sean I haven't heard a sane voice in a long, long time. Where Alexis stands I have never been able to tell. Whatever she wants of me, I'll do it.
Corvik: Don't do this to her, Arcane. We're both equally at fault...
Arcane: NO! Daniel, that son of a bitch, that self-righteous toy of God caused this, created... (Arcane motions with his hands over his body)....this...
Corvik: And you can destroy it! You're crediting someone so completely powerless and it's consuming everything you are! I know you're not Arcane Syth...you're Alexander Glory...but for some reason, the things that happened, happened, and it fucked you up. Seriously. It fucked me up but you completely lost it. Daniel isn't shit, you hear me? Not shit. Not a goddamn thing. He pales in comparison to the people who know the truth, the ones who must find themselves.
( Arcane lowers his head.)
Arcane: Letting her go..is that what you want? To release the woman I love from my mind, from my heart? Then what? Then what am I to do? Return to being Alexander Glory, return to being something that was perfect once and now is flawed. How can it be so easySean? How is it so easy for you to tell me what must be done? I know what must be done, but vengance Sean, vengance had to be served.
Corvik: Let it all go. Damn the past, Arcane. Damn it. It took her voice after all these years, but I've finally come to grips with the past, the fact that she is no longer with us. I couldn't stand it, but now I know she's happy. Let her go, Alexander. We know she isn't suffering, She's in paradise, something she greatly deserves. But we can't be selfish anymore. I want you to throw away this gimmick. Your retribution was to be had, now Dan is hurt, that is understandable. Throw it away, I beg of you. I say that because I do care what you do with yourself. Once again, it took Alexis, but I do care about your future and I refuse to stand by and watch you collapse.
(Arcane turns slowly and looks to Corvik.)
Arcane: Caring Sean? Is that what has become of the two greatest warriors the EWCL has ever known?
(A hint of laughter in his voice. His mind then slowly begins to crack as Arcane reaches up and begins to untie the strands that hold his mask into place.)
Arcane: You realize what your doing Sean? You realize what your bringing back onto everyone? Alexander Glory, he's just as bad, if not worse than Arcane Syth.
Corvik: Throw it away, Alex. Don't let an inferior piece of shit impede your sanity. The mask, the name, it all ends here. The legend of Arcane Syth ends right now.
Arcane: Legend? Arcane Syth is a legend? To whom? What kind of mind could consider Arcane Syth a legend.
Corvik: To hell with the legend, then. Throw it away. It's what she wants. Respect her that much.
( Finishing untying the strands on the mask and holds it in his hand. Stepping forward slowly, Arcane hands the mask to Corvik.)
Arcane: I respect her more than you will ever know Sean. More than you will ever realize.
(Corvik grasps it, tossing it to the side as he lets the man continue.)
Arcane: To just let it go, thats what must be done. How does Alexander Glory live on? All he...all I ever cared about is now dead. I'll let her go, but then I might as well go myself.
Corvik: The only one who is going is Arcane. If you respect Alexis like you say you do, then you'll throw it away and start a new.
Arcane: You'll get your answer Sean....later tonight, you'll get your answer.
Corvik: That's all I ask.
(Arcane turns and walks slowly towards the end of the ramp, stoping only once to look back at his only friend, and consider what his friend has just asked.)
(Commercials).
JP: Aren't you forgetting something, Neil.
ND: Noo, I don't think so. What would I be forgetting?
JP: Aren't you forgetting a certain FBI agent.
ND: Ooh shit, dammit. Is he suppose to come out now or what?
JP: I think so.
(At that moment FBI agent Frank Styles and his two fellow FBI agents appear on the top of the ramp. The three agents then starts to make their way down the ramp to ringside. All three of them reach ringside and they use the ringsteps to enter the ring. One of the agents actually does a crotch-chop, but Frank Styles then hits on the back of the head. Frank Styles asks for a mic and Jay Blue hands one over to him).
Frank Styles: Let me intr....(The entire crowd finishes his sentence)....INTRODUCE MYSELF....I AM FBI AGENT FRANK STYLES.....
(Frank Styles is a bit surprised, but then concentrates again on the reason why he came out here).
Frank Styles: This is highly unusual to do for an FBI agent. Usually we don't get into the media like this, so see this as an exception. Ok, where was I. As you all might have noticed I am investigating Saphio's hit and run. Over the last few weeks I had many talks with some of the wrestlers here in this organisation. All those talks didn't get me that far, it only showed me how messed up in the head wrestlers are.
Frank Styles: My conversations with the wrestlers also showed me that there are many suspects. Now luckily we had a big break. Last week I already commented that a surveillance camera taped what exactly happend when Saphio was run over by a car. I got the permission to show all of you that tape right now. Actually its even the first time that I see this tape. Let me just say thats also highly unusual and mostly not the way we work at the FBI, but this is an exception. Ok, guys roll the tape.
(The titantron comes on and we see The Punisher coming out of the EWCL building. The surveillance camera then turns to the right and far away we see a car. The camera zooms in on the car and it appears to be Neil Down's car. At this point the quality of the tape isn't exactly good. But still the camera gets good vision of who's sitting in the passengers seat. Its Prez Cazzo who is sitting in the passengers with his eyes closed. Its not really sitting, its more like a mixture between laying and sitting. The camera then notices that the cardoor on the drivers side opens. Its a figure in a black trenchcoat who opens the door and the figure takes a seat and he starts the car and starts to drive in the direction of The Punisher. Once the car has been started we see that the figure has a big stone in his hands. He places the stone on the gaspedal and a few moments later the figure opens the cardoor and while the car is driving he jumps to the outside. The car continues to drive into The Punishers direction and then we see what everyone has already seen. The moment that Saphio pushes The Punisher and saves him from being hit by the car. Instead the car hits Saphio and leaves him laying on the concrete. The car continues to drive on, as the quality of the tape gets even worse).
(Then the titantron fades out).
ND: Wow, now we know alot more, don't we.
JP: Shut up Neil!!
Frank Styles: Uhm....uh....hmmm....welll people. This is not what I expected. I thought we would have gotten good vision of the person who did this. But uhm...uh....at least we know what exactly happend. Thank you.
(Frank Styles quickly drops the mic and he rushes out of the ring and runs out).
ND: What a joke. And thats suppose to be an FBI agent. He should be fired.
JP: Well Neil, he thought he had it. He thought he solved this case. Fact is that he's still as far as he was.
ND: Yeah, now everyone with a trenchcoat is a suspect. Nice one.
(Commercials).
Story of the match:
I think everyone knows the story of this match. We can summarize it as follows. Exile and Sean Corvik were first part of the greatest stable in EWCL history, The Royal Family. Together with Joe Johnson, Shane Johnson and Tony DeLucci they ruled the EWCL. After a couple of changes in the Royal Family and after Joe and Corvik were gone for a while and Exile had to carry the weight of the Royal Family on his own, it happend. The split of The Royal Family. At first it were Joe and Corvik who were feuding, while Exile made it all the way to the top off the EWCL and captured the Universal Title. Then it was time that Exile and Corvik settled their differences. At Christmas in Hell they battled eachother in a legendary Brawl in the Mall fight. At the end of that match Exile threw Corvik off a 30ft balcony and got the win. Sean Corvik had to go to the hospital and even flatlined for 20 minutes. The week after this Corvik returned to Venom to give in his resignation, but things changed. Without even knowing it Corvik earned a match against champ Exile. And Corvik beat Exile and put him in The Darkest Hour for a record time. He had the Darkest Hour on till Exile went into a coma. A coma in which Exile stayed for about a month. Now Exile is back and its time to settle this once and for all.
JP: I think that says it all, Neil.
ND: It does, John. So let us go to ringside.
(Born of a broken man by Rage Against The Machine starts to play and Commissioner Exile comes out from behind the curtains. The crowd starst to cheer as they see him. Exile starts to make his way down to the ring. On his way he greets some of the fans. He reaches ringside and slides in and waits for his opponent).
(The camera pans to the Cazzotron, where words in Old English appear, changing words eery few moments.
"One year ago a wrath was brought upon this federation"
"One year ago the destruction of life seemed imminent"
"One year ago the future of life was questioned"
"Now Sean Corvik has come back to claim what is his"
A lifeline slowly beeps across the screen.
"Retribution"
The lifeline flattens completely and quickly and the opening rifs to "Died" by Alice in Chains blases through the speakers. The arena darkens and the fans erupt in boos as The Universal Champion walks out, stopping at the top of the ramp, the Universal Title over his shoulder. He holds one hand on it and bows his head as two walls of blue flame erupt on either side of him. They subside and Sean slowly stalks to the ring, watching Exile. Reachig the ring, he sets his knee up on the apron of the ring and walks up it, stepping through the ropes. He calmly takes the strap from his shoulder and folds it, handing it to Jay Blue).
Ding ding ding
JP: Its on, the third and final battle between these two men. Exile a former Universal Champion, Corvik a two time Universal Champion. The bell has rung and we can begin. Corvik and Exile stare at eachother and then circle eachother for a while. They then lock up, but Exile pushes Corvik off of him. They circle eachother again, and they tie up for the second time. This time its Corvik who pushes Exile off of him. They then lock up for a third time and Corvik grabs Exile in a headlock.
ND: But Exile comes in with a knee to the gut and Corvik lets go off the headlock. Exile hands out a right hand, but Corvik returns with a right one of his own. Then they start to trade blows back and forth. Exile then blocks Corviks forearm and catches him with a clothesline. The Universal Champion falls backwards into the ropes, but he doesn't go down. Exile then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and he hits Corvik with a flying shouldertackle that knocks Corvik to the mat!!
JP: Exile bounces in the ropes again and he comes off and does an elbow drop on Corvik and he connects!! Exile gets up to his knees and he raises his hands in the air while the crowd goes wild. Exile then turns back to Corvik and Corvik grabs him by the throat. Corvik gets to his feet, grabs Exile by the throat with both hands and he throws him into a corner!! Corvik then comes in with a series of punches to the midsection!! The champ then follows that up with kicks to the gut followed by hands to the face!! Man, Corvik is on a rush here.
ND: Corvik grabs Exile's arm and whips him into the ropes and goes for a backdrop, but Exile saw it coming and he hooks in a swinging neckbreaker and executes it!! Exile goes for Corviks legs and wants to hook in a figure four leglock, but Corvik kicks out of it before Exile can hook it in. Exile then grabs Corvik by the head and sends him into a corner. Exile charges in right after and he splashes on top off Corvik!!! Exile then sends Corvik into the opposite corner and he charges in right after again.
JP: Oooooh, but this time Corvik lifts up his right leg and Exile flies facefirst into the big boot. Exile staggers backwards and Corvik climbs on the topturnbuckle and jumps off for a double axe handle and takes Exile down to the mat!! Corvik picks Exile up by the hair and ooooh he goes for the OUTCAST!!! But Exile pushes Corvik off of him in time!! Exile doesn't want to go through the humiliation again to feel his own finisher!!
ND: Corvik grabs Exile and sends him into the ropes again. Exile comes off and Corvik does a hurricanrana that takes the commissioner to the mat!! Corvik for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Corvik grabs Exile again and he lifts him on top of the nearest turnbuckle. Corvik climbs on the topturnbuckle aswell now, and he grabs a hold of Exile. He goes for a superplex, but Exile blocks it. Corvik tries again, but again Exile blocks it!!! And Exile then counters with raking his opponent in the eyes and he grabs him and ....FRONT FACE SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!!
JP: Wow, did you see that?!? And Exile now rolls himself over Corvik and goes for the pin, 1..........................2.......................but Corvik kicks out in the last moment. Exile grabs Corvik by the head and he sets him up for a full nelson slam and he executes it. Again Exile goes for the cover, but again he only gets a two count. But it wasn't as close as just before. Exile then irish whips Corvik into the ropes, but Corvik holds on to the ropes this time.
ND: Exile charges in on Corvik, but Corvik backdrops the commissioner over the toprope to the outside!! Unbelievable what a fall!! Corvik climbs through the second and third rope onto the apron now. He stands on the apron and he waits till Exile is getting back to his feet again. Exile is back up and Corvik jumps off the apron for a hurricane ddt and plants Exile's face straight into the concrete floor!! Corvik is up again and he drags Exile over to whats left of the spanish announcetable.
JP: Corvik picks up a piece of wood from the table and he goes over to Exile and ....BAMMMM....he blasts it into Exile's head and Exile goes down again!! Corvik drops the piece of wood and he goes over to Exile and he irish whips him into the steel ringsteps!! BAMMM!!!! And Exile flies into them backfirst!!! Corvik doesn't hesitate and he charges in on Exile and hits him with a knee to the face!! Good Godd!!! He could of broke Exile's nose with that move!!
ND: Corvik picks Exile up and he bashes his head into the steel ringsteps!! And the blood is flowing from Exile's face now!! Man, what a sight! Corvik then grabs Exile by the arm and he is about to irish whip him into the opposite steel ringpost. But Exile reverses the irish whip and Corvik flies face first into the steel ringpost himself!! Exile wipes some of the blood off his face and he then starts to walk up towards Corvik. He grabs Corvik by the head and now its his turn to bash Corviks head into something.
JP: And the ringpost is the lucky one!! BAMMM!!!.....BAMMMMM!!!.....BAMMMMM!!!..... He smashes Corvik's face three times into the ringpost. Exile then lifts Corvik up and rolls him back into the ring again. Exile climbs in aswell and he goes straight for the corner and starts to climb the topturnbuckle. Exile stands on top and he faces the crowd. The crowd knows whats coming as Exile moonsaults off the toprope and lands on Corvik!!! Oooh yessss!!!! And Exile goes for the cover and hooks the leg, 1...............................2...........................thre....noooo three, Corvik kicks out!!! Exile then picks Corvik up again and he sends him into the ropes and when Corvik comes off he does a big powerslam!!!
ND: Exile gets back to his feet and he makes a signal and picks Corvik up by the head. He's going for the OUTCAST!!! He gets a hold of Corvik, but ooooh lowblow by Kritical Kondition!!! And Corvik counters with grabbing Exile into the OUTCAST position!! But Exile can move out of it, before Corvik can hook in in good. Man, they sure want to outcast eachother. Exile now comes in with a big right hand, but Corvik returns the favour with a right one of his own!!
JP: And so they start trading punches again back and forth. This match can still go either way. From the beginning of this match it has been open. Noone really getting the upperhand. Corvik then sends Exile into the ropes, Exile comes off and Corvik goes for his Insanity's Embrace....But Exile ducks the superkick and he grabs Corvik and again he wants to hook in the OUTCAST!!! But noooo, Corvik pushes Exile off him and Exile goes into the ropes!! Exile comes off the ropes and Corvik grabs him and .......OUTCAST!!!.........
ND: Yesss!!! Corvik finally hit the outcast on Exile!!! Haha, yeah!!! And Corvik goes for the cover now, 1............................2....................nooooooooooo Exile kicks out!!! He kicked out of the Outcast!!! How did he do that!! Even Corvik can't believe it!!
JP: Corvik gets up and he pushes the referee for counting too slow. The Universal Champion then focusses back on Exile and he picks him up and ......THE DARKEST HOUR!!!!.........Corvik got his submission move hooked in!! The submission move that put Exile in a coma a few months ago!! And whats Exile doing? He doesn't want to tap out just yet!! But I think he is gonna have to. He has to tap out otherwise he'll be put in a coma again!! I doubt he wants that!! The referee asks him again and ....yesss Exile taps out!!
ND: The Master of Moves did it again. He made Exile tap out and he is still the Universal Champion!!! What a match!!
JP: You can say that again, these two great athletes gave it all they got here. It could have gone either way, but in the end it was Sean Corvik who won this thing. And he's raising his hands in the air right now!!
ND: But hey, wait who's that?!? There's somebody running to ringside.
JP: Its ALEXANDER GLORY!!!! He's no longer Arcane Syth!! He no longer is wearing his mask and he wears the outfit that Glory used to wear!! And he is carrying something that really shows he's Glory. He's carrying a sledgehammer!!! Glory reaches ringside and he slides in the ring WHAMMMMMMM!!!! nails Exile with that sledgehammer!! Glory then drops the sledgehammer and he picks Exile up and ......"ELEGANCE IN TORMENT"....(vertebreaker)....Ooh my Godddd!!!!
(Blade then comes running down the aisle and he slides in the ring, but he doesn't get a change and Glory nails him with the sledgehammer and Blade goes down to the mat!!! Glory then repeatedly uses that sledgehammer on Blade!!).
ND: Holy shit!! Goodby Arcane Syth...Hello Alexander Glory. But its like he said, I wonder whats worse. To have Arcane or to have Glory back.
(Exile and Blade are knocked out and Corvik and Glory now stand nose to nose, staring at eachother for a few moments. But then they shake hands as "Its time to play the Game" starts to blast over the loudspeakers).
JP: What a way to end BURIED DREAMS!!!