27/01/2002

(The music stops and the gold and white EWCL Beware The Whispers logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts� slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible� the Christmas in Hell logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Sean Corvik, Dan Prohibition, Blade, Joe Johnson, Prez Saphio, Cazzo, Arcane Syth and more.

After these clips the titantron fades to black and we go to our announcers of the evening John Pilchard and Neil Down).

John Pilchard: ITS BEWARE THE WHISPERS TIME!! (he yells and the crowd responses with cheering wildly).

Neil Down: The PPV of total domination for Prez Saphio. Oh yes, it will happen. Heck it already happend. Saphio got every champion on his side. What else do you want.

JP: Well things like respect, appreciation, love.

ND: Agh, who needs that.

JP: I guess you don't.

ND: Agh, who wants love when there's hookers on every streetcorner.

JP: What?

ND: Oops, did I just say that out loud?

JP: Yes you did.

ND: Uh....oh....what a night we have here for you. Main Event of the evening is gonna be Universal Champion Kritical Kondition Sean Corvik vs. Dan Prohibition. The former tagpartners will now face eachother in a dramatic match. before that we have another title match and thats the one between Joe Johnson and Blade vs. The New Era. In the third title match of the evening is Mystic putting his Prime Time Title on the line against Steel Brasco.

JP: And don't forget the matches between Iman Sain and Cazzo and Arcane Syth versus Fazzer. A lot at stake in those matches aswell.

ND: But its time for our first match now.

ND: Did you see that last Arcane Syth promo?

JP: Unfortunately I did. Why?

ND: Well that girl gave head in two ways. Hahaha.

JP: NEIL!!! Don't make jokes about that!!! Thats not funny.

ND: Yes it was.

JP: So far we still don't know wether or not it was real, fake an illusion or something else. The authorities are still looking for a body, but thus far nothing has been found and noone has been reported missing. We'll keep you updated on that people.

ND: Still I know I wouldn't want to be Fazzer in this match.

JP: Yeah well who wants to step in the ring with a psycho.

(The Arena lights go off and O'Fortuna blasts out over the P.A system. A single white light beams upward from beneath the stage, Flames Explode from all over the stage as a Dark figure steps into the light. Only his silluette can be seen, he has long Black dreadlocks covering his face and him his hand he holds a Baseball bat with Razor wire wrapped around it. The Arena lights come back on to reveal who it is.)

JP: OH My God!!!!!!!!!!

ND: It the Dark One, He's back, I cant believe it!!

JP: So is this his answer to Arcane?

(Fazzer starts to Walk down the ramp, he has his face painted white, he is wearing a black sleeveless T-shirt, black leather Jeans, and Black boots His heavily tattooed arms glisten with moisture as he walks to the Ring, he clutches his Beloved Razor bat as he slides into the ring. He shouts for a Mic.)

The Dark One: Is this what you want Arcane? You Piece of shit! You try and Screw Fazzer and all you have done is bring out the thing in me I fear more than anything in this world......

You brought back The Dark One! ....Now you have to beat me! The Dark One, Not that shell of a fighter that has been walking around using my Legacy.....Now Arcane we fight, both of us are of the Darkness now!!

(Fazzer then drops the mic and he gets ready for this match).

JP: Fazzer got his razorbat in hand and is ready to use it. Hmm are there any rules for this match anyway?

ND: Don't know John. But hey when you got Fazzer and Arcane in the ring, would you tell them they have to follow the rules?

JP: I wouldn't.

ND: My thoughts exactly.

(Biblebasher by Deicide starts to play loud over the pa system and the lights go out. About 20 seconds later the lights come on again and the music slowly fades away. And in the ring we see Arcane Syth, he's standing behind Fazzer. Fazzer didn't even notice it).

Ding ding ding

JP: The bell rings and the match starts with Arcane tapping Fazzer on the back. Fazzer turns around and sees Arcane and swings with his razorbat right away, but Arcane ducks it and counters with a standing side kick. And The Dark One falls down to the mat and the razorbat falls to the mat aswell. Arcane goes over to the razorbat and picks it up. He walks back towards Fazzer and with one hand he grabs Fazzer by the throat and lifts him up.

ND: But ooh Fazzer with a lowblow here and Arcane falls to one knee. Fazzer then gets up and bounces himself in the ropes and when he comes off he kicks Arcane in the head. Ok he hits the mask but that still is gonna hurt. Arcane dropped the razorbat and Fazzer now lifts up Arcane and he executes a t-bone suplex. Arcane goes down and Fazzer now lifts Arcane up once more and attempts another suplex and he executes it.

JP: Fazzer grabs his razorbat and slowly he walks over to Arcane again. He swings and.......ooooh he bashes Arcane in the head with it!!! And Arcane is not moving anymore, man that was some blow there!!! Fazzer drops the bat and he goes for the cover, 1......................2................but somehow Arcane kicks out of it. Fazzer can't believe it and he turns around again and picks up his razorbat again.

ND: But in the meantime Arcane used the ropes to get back to his feet again. And hey whats Arcane doing there? Sure yes he just got hit in the head with that razorbat, but what is he doing now?

JP: It looks like he's hitting his own head? Or at least holding it, its a combination of the two. It looks like he's trying to hit something out of his head. Oh freaky. What a weird character.

ND: But he should better pay attention to Fazzer. The Dark One comes charging in now with that razorbat and......ooooh Arcane sees him coming and he backdrops Fazzer over the toprope to the outside!!! Oh man!! Fazzer is laying on the outside now with the razorbat right next to him. Arcane is still holding his head, but then he slides to the outside. Arcane is standing in front of Fazzer and he is waiting till he's getting up.

JP: Oh man, he just stands there. Fazzer now slowly rises up, but then ooooooh Arcane with a roundhouse kick to Fazzer's face!! And Fazzer falls down to the concrete again!! Arcane now looks at the razorbat and he picks it up from the ground. He studies it for a moment and he swings it and he ramms it into Fazzers left leg. Arcane then quickly swings it again and bashes it into Fazzers right leg, followed by ramming it into Fazzers head.

ND: Oh man, The Dark One is knocked out on the concrete, but it looks like Arcane isn't ready yet. Arcane picks up Fazzer and rolls him back into the ring and follows in after. Arcane picks up Fazzer once again and he irish whips him into the ropes. Fazzer comes off and a spinning heel kick by TAFKAAG.

JP: What?

ND: The Artist Formerly Known As Alexander Glory.

JP: Oh aha.

ND: Arcane stares at the fallen Fazzer for a few seconds but then he picks him up by the hair. He lifts him up and executes a double underhook backbreaker!! Nice move, and Arcane goes for the cover now, 1......................2...........but wowww Fazzer kicks out. Amazing. But Arcane is not having it, he kicks Fazzer into the legs again. The legs that he just bashed with that razorbat.

JP: Arcane picks Fazzer up and .....DEICIDE....Thats a half suplex, half double underhook ddt he just did. Man, that has got to be it. But Arcane is not going for the cover right now. He is going over to the toprope now and starts to climb it. He climbs all the way to the toprope and stares at Fazzer who is moving again. And Arcane jumps off and ....SALVATION!!!...Finisher toprope manoeuvre by Arcane Syth on Fazzer!!!

ND: This has got to be it now. Fazzer is totally knocked out. Arcane goes for the pin and. 1.....................2.......................3........ its over!! Its over!! Arcane has beaten Fazzer, he really beat him. Oh man, did he destroy him.

JP: So thats what you get when you mess with a madman.

ND: In the ring we see that Arcane Syth is standing over Fazzer now and he rolls Fazzer to the outside. On the outside Arcane picks him up again and he lifts Fazzer on his own shoulder. What is he gonna do now?

JP: I have no idea, Neil. What I see is Arcane Syth carrying Fazzer out of here. But I have no idea where he is taking him. But a cameraman is following him so we should see that in a moment.

ND: Arcane is still carrying Fazzer out of ringside and he reaches the top of the ramp now and disappears behind the curtains. But like John already said, we got a cameraman on top of it. If he got the guts to follow Arcane, hehe.

(The cameraman follows Arcane who is carrying Fazzer through the corridors of the building. They then reach the door to the outside. Arcane opens it and walks out with still Fazzer on his shoulder. The cameraman follows and he sees that Arcane is taking Fazzer to a little grassfield in front of the arena. Arcane then stops and he drops Fazzer on the grassfield. He drops him just in front of a deep hole. It appears that someone dug a hole there, as the sand is still laying next to it).

JP: Don't tell me he is gonna do what I think he is gonna do.

ND: I think he is.

(Arcane picks up Fazzer and he drags him closer to the hole and he throws him in the hole!! Arcane then takes a shovel thats laying next to the pile of sand and he starts to burry Fazzer with the sand!!).

JP: HE"S BURRYING FAZZER ALIVE!!!

ND: Holy shit!! Who signed this man?!? We got ourselves a serious pshycho in the EWCL.

JP: HE"S BURRYING FAZZER ALIVE!!!

ND: Yes, you just said that.

JP: HE"S BURRYING FAZZER ALIVE!!!

(Arcane is almost finished now with shovelling all the sand back in the hole. There is no sign of it that Fazzer is back to conscious again or is trying to get out of the hole in which he is getting burried. After the hole is filled with sand Arcane drops the shovel and he walks away while the cameraman zooms in on the 'grave').

JP: OH MY GOD!!

(Commercials.

ND: What a nutcase.

JP: I wonder who is gonna do something about this.

ND: I wonder who is gonna be Arcane's next victim.

JP: I don't even wanna know that.

(Then Born of a broken man by Rage Against The Machine starts to play and Exile comes walking out. Exile got appointed the new commissioner by Saphio last week. The new commissioner appears on the ramp and the crowd starts to boo him right away. Exile makes his way to the ring and he uses the ringsteps to get in and from out of his pocket he takes a mic and starts to talk).

Exile: I was in a GODDAMN coma! For a month! I lost a month of my life!! But you know what i found funny. How many supporters i had. the letters i got. The respect i was given. I want to thank the president of the EWCL! Come on out here!

(Highway to Hell by AC/DC starts to play and Saphio comes out and stands at the entranceway with a smile on his face. Then Damned if I do by Life of Agony starts to play and Cazzo comes out aswell and stands out at the entrance way aswell. Saphio and Cazzo stare at eachother and the smile on Saphio's face disappears.)

Exile: Whoa whoa whoa. What are YOU doing out here? I said I wanted the president of the EWCL and YOU drag your tired ass out here? NO no this just aint right. You think that you are the president of the EWCL, you think that you have power? Well ill clear this mess up soon enough.

(Exile then drops the mic and leaves the ring, he walks down the aisle and passes Saphio and Cazzo, while Saphio and Cazzo stare eachother down).

JP: Hmm, that was intresting.

ND: And I got a feeling we will see more intresting things tonight.

JP: Ok, lets focus on our next match. Prime Time Champion Mystic will take on Steel Brasco for the title.

(Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play over the pa system and Steel Brasco comes out behind the curtains. The crowd sees him and start to cheer "Brasco ...Brasco". Steel stands on the ramp for a few seconds before he continues his walk to the ring. He wears his usual attire, including the hat. On his way to the ring he shakes the hands with some of his "Brascoites". Steel reaches the ring and slides in).

(Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic comes out. The Prime Time Champion raises his hands in the air and all we hear are boos from the crowd. Mystic starts his way to the ring and he takes off his titlebelt and holds it up above his head, pointing at it all the time. All he establishes is more heat from the crowd. Mystic reaches ringside and he hands the title over to Jay Blue and then uses the ringsteps to get into the ring).

Ding ding ding

JP: The ref just explained the rules and Steel and Mystic start to circle eachother now. They circle eachother for about 8 seconds and then they tie up. But Mystic immediately pushes Steel away from him and follows that up with a kick to the midsection. Mystic with a standing dropkick right after that and Steel goes down to the mat for the first time in this match. Mystic bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and steps over Steel and bounces in the ropes again. In the meantime Steel got back up again and when Mystic comes off the ropes he hops over him.

ND: Mystic then comes off the ropes for a third time and again Steel wants to hop over him, but this time Mystic saw it coming and oooh he reverses it into a spinebuster!!! What nice anticipating by the champ. Now thats why he is the Prime Time Champion! Mystic gets up from the mat and he picks up Steel and sends him into the ropes again. Steel comes off the ropes and he ducks Mystic's arm.

JP: Steel comes off the ropes again and he does a flying forearm and takes Mystic down to the mat with that. Steel lands on top off Mystic and he starts to hammer down on him. Right and left punches are thrown at Mystic's face. Oh man, feel the heat in that!! After about 10 shots Steel gets up and he picks up Mystic and gets a hold of him and executes a ddt!!

ND: And he plants Mystic facefirst into the mat. Steel picks up Mystic and he scoopslams him back to the mat again. Brasco then starts to climb the nearest corner and he climbs on the second rope and jumps off for a flying elbow and hits it!! Steel then goes for the first cover in the match, 1.............2....kickout.

JP: Steel gets up, stomps 3 times at Mystic and then goes to the corner again and climbs it to the topturnbuckle. He stands on top and he dives off for a shooting star press, but Mystic lifts his knees up in the last moment!!! And Steel landed on those knees. Oh feel those ribs!! Mystic slowly gets back up again now and he then picks up Steel by the head and he lifts him up for a snap suplex and he hits it.

ND: Mystic picks Steel up again and irish whips him into the ropes. Steel comes off and .....tilt-o-whirl backbreaker by Mystic!!! Oooh yeaahhh!!! Mystic picks up Steel and hands out a couple of punches. He then grabs Steel by the left arm and sends him into the ropes once more. Steel comes off and Mystic grabs Steel, turns him around and does his Reality Check neckbreaker!! And Mystic goes for the win, 1...................2.......but Steel kicks out.

JP: Mystic up again and he kicks Steel to his head. Mystic then bounces himself in the ropes and comes off and does a kneedrop to Steels head. Mystic then jumps on top off Steel and starts to choke him. The referee comes in and makes the 5 count and then he makes Mystic break the choke hold. At first Mystic doesn't want to break it, but then he finally does. Mystic gets to his feet and he kicks Steel in the head another time.

ND: Mystic picks Steel up by the head and he chops him to the chest two times, while the crowd shouts out oooooh while he does that. Mystic then lifts up Steel by his trunks and wants to suplex him, but this time Steel blocks the suplex. Mystic tries a second time to suplex Steel, but again Steel blocks it and reverses it and comes with a suplex of his own and Mystic flies to the mat!!

JP: Steel gets up and he picks Mystic up and sends him into the ropes. Mystic comes off and oooooh Steel lifts him up and ....gorilla press slam!! Man that shows the power and strength of Steel. He sure did improve lately.

ND: You mean his biceps got bigger, coz of the steroids he's been taking?

JP: Nooo, I never said that. Don't put words in my mouth!!

ND: Steel now irish whips Mystic into the ropes, but Mystic reverses the irish whip and Steel flies into the ropes. He comes off and Mystic goes for his superkick finisher The CYNERGY BLAST!!!......But Steel ducks it, but Mystic grabs Steel now and executes a butterfly sitout powerbomb!! Oh man, this could be it!! Mystic gets back to his feet and slowly goes over to the nearest corner. Mystic stands on the topturnbuckle now facing the crowd, he then jumps off for a moonsault, but oooooooohh Steel Brasco moved out of the way just in time!!

JP: Steel now on his feet again and he's standing behind Mystic who slowly is getting back up again. Mystic gets back up and Steel grabs him and .......THE POINT!!!! Steel with his finisher tombstone!!! And he's going for the cover now, will he get it, 1.................................2.............................3.......... Yesss Steel Brasco gets the win. Steel Brasco is the new Prime Time Champion!!! What a sensation!!

ND: How could this happen? How could Mystic lose this one?

JP: Well Steel pinned him. And Jay Blue now hands over the Prime Time Titlebelt over to Steel and he kisses it and raises it above his head and the crowd cheers him on!! What a night for Steel.

(Commercials).

Bill Carty: All right EWCL fans, I'm here with the two big name players on Saphio's team! Of course I'm with the Tag Team Champions!

Joe Johnson: That's a first.... a correct statement from our very own, Bill Carty.

Blade: I guess miracles ARE possible, after all.

Bill Carty: Gentlemen, what do you think of your chances this evening?

Joe Johnson: Chances and odds are nothing but illegitimate words that resemble nonsense. Our careers aren't about chances and odds, Carty. The thing that I've been working for isn't made out of luck. I've strived for my manifest destiny. And when we defeat Drake Laps and The Zer0 tonight, it'll be an example of what MY destiny consists of....

Blade: And besides, the way those two are fighting, maybe they should just quit the match and go out for dinner....Table for two? *Blade starts laughing*

Joe Johnson: Drake Laps has the audacity to challenge the reigning Hardcore Champion and yours truly, YOURS TRULY, to a "Hardcore Match"? Who is he kidding, for this surely isn't going to help his or his partner's chances at becoming champions in the EWCL.

Blade: But it DOES make it more fun for us, Joe.

Joe Johnson: It sure does. They're simply stuffing in too much food to digest.

Blade: But it just gives us a chance to go out and do what it is we do best.

Joe Johnson: Would that be showcasing excellence, by any chance, Michael?

Blade: Perhaps, Joe. Perhaps. Tables, chairs, let the games begin.

Joe Johnson: :�.Let the carnage and bedlam ensue....

Blade: �And may the blood flow freely.

Joe Johnson: Bill Carty, this tag team that lies before your eyes is THE pinnacle of perfection. We ARE the essence of excellence. We REMAIN as the elite. Both Michael and I carry and defend two titles. I, with the Internet and Tag Team Title, whilst Michael gathers the Hardcore and the corresponding Tag strap....

Blade: We are the driving force of Saphio's takeover. Collecting Titles left and right while he defeated Cazzo. And now we get a chance at revenge for the loss Joe was forced to suffer some weeks back at Venom because of Chris's degrading status in his coma.

Joe Johnson: What do you think about our match two weeks ago, Billy? Did YOU think it was fair?

Bill Carty: Well, I ah...Ahem, I mean that is, it started out as a 2 on 2..... I don't know, it seemed fair...I guess?

Joe Johnson: Fair?

(Joe extends his index finger at his partner, Blade.)

Joe Johnson: When Michael's brother was lying in the hospital, in a silent comatose, was it fair to sit at ringside and care about your career?

Carty: Well, ahh...When you put it that way...

Joe Johnson: Shut up, Carty. Just shut up. You, like every God damned soul in society, lack fairness and showcase your unjust personas. I was 10 years old when I was fostered, Bill. Don't talk to me about fairness, 'cause I've been screwed over my whole life! Tonight, The Zer0 and Drake Laps will pay. They will feel my retribution and feel the built up fury that's boiling in my system!

Blade: And I'm sure by the end of the evening, they'll gladly welcome a Blade Runner through a table compared to his fury.....*evil grin*

Carty: So Joe, you're not upset about Blade leaving the ringside area? That's very commendable. I know some men who would've attacked their partners.

Joe Johnson: If Shane had been in the hospital, I'd expect Michael here to respect me when I leave our corner. Family first, Bill. I've got to protect what and who I have left.

Blade: Carty? Are you calling me selfish?

(Blade's right hand grabs Carty's neck and chokes him a bit)

Blade: What? Speak up!

(Joe grabs Blade's wrist and directs it away from Carty's neck. Blade is perplexed while Joe simply brings up his Tag Team Title.)

Joe Johnson: Save it, Michael. Save it and use it for our match with The New Era.

(The look of intensity in Blade's eyes continues to grow as he is fighting the urge to choke Carty out for his comment.)

Blade: You're lucky this time Carty...

Joe Johnson: He's a correct one, Bill. You ARE lucky. You're one of the select few to witness the dawning of The Burden. We're here, Bill. And we're here to stay!

(Blade says nothing and simply storms off, angry he could not destroy Bill Carty. Joe Johnson glares at the startled interviewer as he trudges back to follow his tag team partner.)

(We then go back to our announcers John Pilchard and Neil Down).

ND: For now then let us concentrate on our next match.

JP: And what a match it will be, alot of emotion in this one. Prez Saphio takes on his former friend The Punisher in a lumberjack match.

ND: The genius is about to appear. We haven't seen much of our Prez all week, but I know from reliable sources that he has been planning something great.

JP: Reliable sources huh.

ND: Yes, real reliable sources.

JP: Uhuh.

(American Made starts to play and The Punisher comes out. The crowd goes insane immediately when Punisher makes his way to ringside. On his way he shakes hands with some of the fans. The All American Hero reaches ringside and slides in the ring.).

(Then Damned if I do starts to play and Cazzo, Steel Brasco and Drake Laps come out. They are the 3 lumberjacks for The Punisher. All three of them walk to the ring and they get alot of cheers from the crowd. They reach ringside and stay on the outside).

(Highway to hell starts to play and Prez Saphio appears on the ramp. Right behind him he is followed by Iman Sain, Mystic and the new commissioner Exile. All four of them get boos thrown to their head. Prez Saphio leads the way to the ring and he uses the ringsteps to get in, while the other three men stay on the outside).

JP: There's alot of staring going on already. Saphio and Punisher are staring at eachother and on the outside ofcourse Iman Sain and Cazzo stare at eachother and the same goes for Steel and Mystic who had a match earlier tonight.

ND: The ref explains the rules and then we can begin.

Ding ding ding

JP: Saphio and The Punisher go at it straight away. No circling, no staring, right from the start they go at it. Punisher comes in with a couple of right hands, but Saphio returns the favour and hands out a couple of right hands himself. Saphio then grabs Punisher by the arm and sends him into the ropes. When Punisher bounces in the ropes we see that Mystic grabs Punishers leg.

ND: Punisher tries to kick Mystic away from him and he does. But when he turns back towards Saphio, Saphio comes in with a big powerclothesline. Punisher goes down to the mat and Saphio snears at him. Saphio picks Punisher up and he lifts him up for a piledriver and he executes it. Saphio then picks Punisher up again and he sends him into the ropes once more.

JP: Again Punisher goes into the ropes near Saphio's lumberjacks and this time it is Iman Sain who grabs a hold of Punishers leg when he bounces in the ropes. Again Punisher tries to get out of that hold, but now its harder as even Mystic helps out Iman Sain now. Punisher then finally gets out and when he turns around, he sees that Saphio comes charging in. And Punisher counters it and backdrops Saphio over the toprope to the outside and OOOOOOHH Saphio lands on Iman Sain, Mystic and Exile!!!

ND: What a mess on the outside there!! All four members of Saphio's team are laying on the outside now. The Punisher now rolls himself to the outside and goes over to Saphio's corner and he picks up Saphio from the ground and hands out a big punch. But that wasn't too smart coz Mystic, Iman Sain and Exile are getting up now and they go for Punisher now. All three of them start to hammer down on Punisher now.

JP: But then Cazzo, Drake Laps and Steel Brasco quickly come running in. Cazzo grabs Iman Sain and they start to go at it, while Mystic turns and goes for Steel. Exile kicks Punisher in the midsection and he then rolls him back into the ring again. Drake Laps then picks up Saphio and he rolls him back into the ring aswell. Drake then sees that Mystic is taking the overhand on Steel and he goes over there to help out.

ND: In the ring we see both Punisher and Saphio slowly starting to get back up, while on the outside we see that Cazzo and Iman Sain, and Steel, Drake and Mystic are figthing there way out of ringside. Only Exile is still at ringside and he is looking down at what is going on in the ring.

JP: Punisher and Saphio get up at the same time and Punisher charges in with a big boot that takes Saphio down to the mat. Punisher picks Saphio up and sends him into the ropes again, Saphio comes off and Punisher grabs him by the throat and oooooh he chokeslams him to the mat!!! The Punisher goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Punisher shakes his head, but then he picks up Saphio again.

ND: But Saphio with a cheap shot and he pokes Punisher in the eye. Saphio follows that up with a quick ddt!! Saphio slowly gets back to his feet and he goes over to the referee and he clotheslines the referee to the mat!!

JP: OOOOOOOH MY GODDD!!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT???!!!!??? Saphio just clotheslined a referee!!!!

ND: He's the prez, he can do what he wants.

JP: Saphio now calls out to Exile to get in the ring. And Exile slides in and rushes over right away. Together they pick up Punisher and they lift him up and they do a double suplex on Punisher!!! OOOH NOOOOO!!!! And Exile now points towards the corner and Saphio nodds. Exile and Saphio drag Punisher over to the corner and they lift him on top off the topturnbuckle. They are gonna double superplex The Punisher off the toprope, thats what they are gonna do!!

ND: Punisher is on the topturnbuckle and now Saphio is climbing up. He's on top now and he only needs to wait for Exile now. Exile starts to climb the topturnbuckle and he reaches the top and together with Saphio they grab The Punisher. BUT OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Exile lets go off Punisher and out of nowhere he elbows Saphio in the face. And he grabs him and .......BACKDROP SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!!!

JP: Holy Shit!!! Who would have thought that was gonna happen!!! Exile just backdrop suplexed Saphio off the toprope and The Punisher is still sitting on the toprope and he doesn't know what he is seeing. The Punisher now climbs of the topturnbuckle and he goes over to Saphio and he picks him up. The Punisher grabs Saphio and ......THE GAVEL!!! Oh yessss!!! He got it!!! The Punisher goes for the cover and. 1........................2..........................3 He gets the win!!! Punisher wins!!!

ND: I can't believe this. Why would Exile do that? Why? Only last week Saphio gave Exile the commissionership position.

JP: Doesn't that sound familiar huh.

(Exile asks for a mic and he gets it).

Exile: Whats that Saphio? You think that you are the president of the EWCL? You think you have the power?? WAKE UP BOY! YOU DONT HAVE POWER OVER DICK!!!!!!!!!

(Exile then drops the mic and slides out of the ring and leaves ringside).

(Commercials).

ND: You think so, me, I'm still waiting for the fireworks to start.

JP: You're kidding right?!

ND: Hey, when are the REAL superstars getting here?!

JP: We have ... what's this?

(A message appears on the titantron in front of an image of the deep blue of a clear sky, with only a cloud here and there. It reads "The EWCL is headed Sky High!".)

ND: What the hell is that?!

JP: How should I know? No one tells me anything.

ND: Why would they? You're nobody, but me, I should know what this is about. I know all the behind the scenes stuff that goes on here.

JP: Sure you do.

(A calm yet sure voice comes over the PA.)

Voice: The EWCL is about to be taken to the next level. There are those who believe their own illusions that they can go the next level to rise above the riff raff that surrounds them. However they are all blind and in denial of the fact their limited talent and drawing ability are innept to no end. For you see, I am that NEXT LEVEL that so many dream of attaining but fall oh so short. The EWCL will FINALLY know what terms like excitement, electrifying, astounding, astonishing, moneymaker, and simple sexiness are all about.

JP: Ok mister know-it-all, who's that?

ND: Shhh! I'm listening to this. It could be important.

Voice: The High Flying Ace is on the way and like he, the EWCL will SOAR to heights it could only dream of with it's current cast of Limitations. Tsk, tsk. Hop aboard and hang on for the ride of a lifetime. First flight is rapidly approaching. The question isn't "are you ready"? No, no. It's "are you worthy"? Answers to those burning questions are on the way.

ND: That's it! Dammit! Looks like the EWCL has signed another top notch talent.

JP: That's always good news, but whoever he is, he'll find the going in the EWCL to be tough to say the least. Time will tell, but we have a PPV to call here, so let's keep the ball rolling.

ND: Next up is the match between Iman Sain and Cazzo.

ND: Yeah, now Iman's got a real chance to destroy Cazzo!! This is going to be great to watch!!

(Stupify by Disturbed begins blasting over the speakers and Iman Sain finally appears on the ramp. There are mostly boos coming out from the crowd when he comes out. Iman doesn't seem to care and he starts to walk down the ramp to the ring. He makes his way to the ring and slides in).

JP: Well, Iman's certainly looking ready for this matchup. But let's wait until Cazzo is out here. And here he comes now!!

(Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt appears from behind the curtains and the crowd goes wild. The Prez stands still on the ramp for a few seconds and he hears a "Dropkick King" chant that starts. Cazzo then starts to walk down the ramp to the ring. On his way he shakes hands with some of the fans. He finally reaches ringside and he rolls into the ring and stares down Iman Sain).

JP: All right, the referee is now explaining the rules to both men, and basically this means that there won't be any rules in this kind of match! And there's the bell, and both men are locking up!!

ND: Yeah, there's no rules in the match, just the way that Iman likes it! But yeah, they've locked up, and it looks like Cazzo's got a side headlock on Iman! But now Iman throws Cazzo into the ropes, and here comes Cazzo, Iman with a clothesline, but Cazzo ducks, and he comes off the ropes again and he hits a dropkick!! NO!

JP: Oh yeah!! Textbook Dropkick coming from the Dropkick King! He's waiting for Iman to get back up to his feet, and now there's a kick to the gut of Iman, and Cazzo flies into the ropes, and here he comes again, and now he hits a Spinning Neckbreaker on Iman! Wow, Cazzo is definitely looking great here today!

ND: Hey, this match is still early, Pilchard! Oh no, now what's Cazzo doing? He's going over into the corner and now he's going for a moonsault onto Iman! Man, this isn't how this match is supposed to be going! Come on Iman!!

JP: Yes, that was a terrific moonsault onto Iman Sain, and now Cazzo's pulling him up, and he's going for a DDT, and...No! Iman just rammed Cazzo into the corner, breaking the hold and now Iman's just kicking away at the gut of Cazzo! Kick after Kick, after Kick!! And now a rake to the eyes! That's dispicable!!

ND: Hey, that's just how Iman is, and I like it!! Now Iman's going out of the ring, and he's under the ring, pulling out some toys! Stop signs, Fire Extinguishers, Chairs, and Tables!! Uh oh, don't bring out the table!! Blade might show up here!!

JP: That's the last thing we need here Neil. But you're right, now Iman is dragging Cazzo out of the ring, and OUCH!! A shot to the back of Cazzo with that Stop Sign! And another!! And a third! Cazzo's really in pain! Cazzo rolling away a bit from Iman, and now Iman's got a chair, and Cazzo's back up to his feet!! He used the ring post to get back up to his feet! And here comes Iman, trying to nail Cazzo while he's stunned and...YES!!

ND: NO!! Cazzo ducked!! And Iman's hands have to be hurting after that shot! That chair just banged against that ring post! And Cazzo taking advantage with a reverse DDT onto Iman! Let's go Iman!

JP: Cazzo's been looking very sharp most of this match and now Cazzo's taking Iman into the back!! Oh wow this match is really going to get hardcore!! Hey wait a second...One of the fans, wearing a Saphio T-Shirt, is offering Cazzo a beer!? Ohh now that's just low! Come on Cazzo, just concentrate on Iman and finish this match as soon as you can!!

ND: HA! Some President, moron! Cazzo just took the beer! He hits Saphio's skull into the rail guard and now he's holding that beer up proudly! HA! It looks like all of Dan Prohibition's help just went for naught this week! Ha ha!! Come on Cazzo! Bottoms up!!

JP: Ohh, I can't watch this. I just can't...WAIT!! He just smashed that beer bottle into the skull of Iman Sain!! And listen to the fans!! They're just going wild now! And Cazzo's looking even more focused than before!!

ND: Ohh shut UP you jerkoff! And Iman's getting back up to his feet, and there's a kick in the gut to Cazzo, and he follows it up with a nice looking Superkick! And now Iman's following it up with a brainbuster! And now your precious Cazzo isn't looking too good, is he? Huh? Now he's dragging Cazzo's body back behind the curtain! Get a camera back there!!

JP: Oh we've got a camera on it, Neil don't worry about that! Cazzo's been dragged up to his feet by Iman and it looks like they're by the Concession Stand! And Iman just rams Cazzo's head into the concrete wall!! And he's picking up a trash can, and BAM!! Cazzo's really starting to feel the effects of this match, and so is Iman! These two proud combatants are really getting tired here! And the fans are just letting them go at it, and now they're still going around, and the referee's following them down a hallway, and Iman's going to ram Cazzo into a wall again, but this time Cazzo blocks, and now he rams his face into that soda machine! And look, Pepsi and Mountain Dew cans are spewing out of the machine! And what's Cazzo doing?

ND: He just picked up two Pepsi cans and cracked them together! And look, he's pouring them all over his face! He must be thirsty as he now throws both cans down at Iman!

JP: What? I didn't get that, Neil! But now the two tired men are going into the parking lot! Oh wow, this fight has gone on all over the building!! This match is getting really insane now as Cazzo takes Iman over to that junky car, and he just smashed his head into the hood!

ND: HEY! That's my car!!

JP: And look Neil, it's about to get worse, as now Cazzo takes Iman up onto the hood of your car! And what's he doing? Oh my god...He wouldn't...He's setting up for the Cazzobreaker!! And here he goes and...NO!

ND: Ha Ha!! Iman with a low blow!! I don't believe it! What a great counter!! And now he's climbing off the car while Cazzo's writhing in pain! And he sees a table nearby! He's dragging it over to my car, and he's setting it up, moving back onto the hood and...OH MY GOD!!

JP: I don't believe it!! Mental Suicide!! Mental Suicide through that table!! Cazzo doesn't appear to be moving! And now Iman's going for the pin! No, not like this!!

ND: One...Two...THREE!! YEAH!! WHOO!! Way to go Iman!! Wow, and the winning streak continues!! Ha ha ha!! And...Hey, wait a second. Look over to the entrance! Did you see someone?

JP: No, Neil I only see Cazzo and that bastard Iman Sain! What was he wearing?

ND: I don't know, it was too dark to see. He was wearing...Black?

(Commercials).

JP: Its time for the second title match of the evening. Tagtitles on the line, Joe Johnson and Blade taking on Drake Laps and The Zero of The New Era.

ND: No, its The New F'king Era!

JP: Oh sorry.

(Orange footlights around the EWCL entranceway start moving as "Meet The Creeper (Pink Pussy Mix)" by Rob Zombie opens up on the house speakers. As the music throbs orange lasers move back and forth over the entrance as the lights in the arena go out and orange spotlights move all over the arena. Orange light rises over the ring as The Minister of CHAOS! and Amethyst first make their way out. Jezebelle, The Bitch Queen of HARDCORE, is next. The Zer0 and Drake Laps come out last as fire erupts from the ringposts. The entourage makes its way down to the ring. Jezebelle and Amethyst take up spots near the timekeeper while The Minister of CHAOS! takes his place along ringside. The Zer0 and Laps enter the ring and stand in the middle. The Zer0 raises his hand above his head and crosses them in front of his face. He snaps them to his sides as fire erupts from the entrance and lighnting strikes all four ringposts. The lights return to normal at the same exact moment as "Meet the Creeper" fades out... )

(The lights slowly go black as the sound of footsteps can be heard over the speakers, and suddenly Powerman 5000's "Nobody's Real" fills the arena. Blue strobe lights surround the entranceway as Blade and Joe Johnson slowly and calmly walk down the aisle. After they roll themselves in the ring they both hold up their tagteamtitles and then they hand them over to Jay Blue).

Ding ding ding

JP: The match is about to begin and it are Joe Johnson and The Zer0 who are gonna start off here. Joe and The Zer0 circle eachother for a couple of moments and then they lock up. Joe grabs The Zer0 in a sideheadlock and they go into the ropes. Joe lets go and The Zer0 flies into the opposite ropes. He comes off and Joe dropkicks him to the mat. Joe Johnson right away drags The Zer0 over to the nearest corner and he places him in a tree of woe position. We know that whats coming up is a trademark Joe Johnson move, but lately we have also seen The Zer0 do this.

ND: In the previous match between these two teams we already saw that Joe wasn't too happy about it that The Zer0 did that move. Back to the match, The Zer0 is hanging in the corner and Joe is about to charge in on him, but its Drake Laps who gets in the ring and at the moment that Joe charges in, he takes him down with a viscious clothesline. Laps then goes back to his own corner again. The Zer0 crawled back to his feet again and he goes over to Joe Johnson.

JP: He picks him up and he does a face first full nelson slam!! The Zer0 then bounces himself in the ropes and he comes off and does a legdrop on Joe. The Zer0 goes for the early cover, but Joe kicks out at one. The Zer0 picks Joe up and wants to do a karatekick. But oooh Joe grabs a hold of the leg. The Zer0 wants to counter with an enziguri, but Blade comes in and like Laps did before, Blade comes in with a flying forearm and takes The Zer0 down!!

ND: Joe Johnson picks The Zer0 up now and ....PAYBACK TO SOCIETY!!! An evenflow ddt by the "Hardcore Event". Joe then goes to his corner and he tags in Blade. Blade comes in and he picks up The Zer0 and sends him into the ropes. The Zer0 comes off and Blade does a belly to belly suplex. Blade goes for the cover, but The Zer0 kicks out after two counts. Blade then picks The Zer0 up again and he irish whips him into a corner. Blade follows in hot pursuit, but The Zer0 sticks his elbow out and Blade flies in facefirst!!

JP: The Zer0 then quickly moves over to his corner and tags in Drake Laps. Laps charges in on Blade and does a headscissors takedown!! Ooooh great move!!! Laps is really proving to be a top quality highflyer!! Laps now goes towards the toprope and he climbs it all the way to the top. He stands on top and he dives off, but OOOOOOHHH!!! Blade got to his feet in time and he catches Laps out of the air and reverses it into a fallaway slam!!! Good God!!!

ND: Blade picks up Laps and he sets him up for a sidewalk slam and he executes it!! Blade then calls out to Joe and Joe climbs off the apron and from under the ring he takes a ladder. Joe slides the ladder in the ring and follows in after. Joe sets the ladder up in a corner and starts to climb it. Joe Johnson is standing on top off that ladder now and he looks down and sees that Blade picks up Drake Laps and bodyslams him to the mat again.

JP: That is the sign for Joe to dive off and he does!!!! CORKSREW DIVE OFF THE LADDER AND HE LANDS ON LAPS!!!! Ooh man!!! Look at that! That also took alot out of Joe Johnson!! Blade moves himself on top off Laps and goes for the cover, 1................2......but then The Zer0 comes in and breaks the count. He kicks Blade in the head and then he drags Blade over to the ladder and BAMMMMM ramms his head into the ladder.

ND: The Zer0 picks up Blade and executes fireman's carry ddt. The Zer0 then slides to the outside and from the ring he takes another ladder and he also slides that one in the ring. The Zer0 follows in after and he picks up the ladder and he looks at Blade who is still on the ground and he lays the ladder on top off Blade. The Zer0 then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off them and does a legdrop on the ladder and Blade!!! OOOOH YEAH!!

JP: Joe Johnson is back up again and he picks up Drake Laps and hands out a couple of right ones. Joe then folds up the ladder that is near him and places it in the corner. He then goes over to Laps and wants to irish whip him into the corner, but Laps reverses the irish whip and sends Joe backfirst into the ladder in the corner!! Laps charges in right away and he splashes on top off Joe on that ladder!!!

ND: Laps then grabs Joe by the head and does a snappmare that takes him down to the mat. Laps then grabs the ladder and unfolds it again and sets it up. Laps starts to climb the top of the ladder. He reaches the top and he turns towards the crowd and ......MOONSAULT OF THE LADDER!!! And he lands on Joe Johnson!!! OOooh man!!! What a dive, what a moonsault!!! Nicely executed. But Laps is also knocked out from that one.

JP: On the other side The Zer0 picked up Blade again and he kicks him to the midsection for a few times. The Zer0 then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and .....OOOOH Blade reverses and grabs The Zer0 and does a flapjack and The Zer0 lands facefirst on that ladder that was still laying there!!! Good shit!!! Blade takes a few deep breathes and then he gets back to his feet. He rolls The Zer0 off of that ladder and then he sets the ladder up again.

ND: Blade then goes to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a table and he throws it into the ring. He then takes out another table and he also slides that one into the ring. Blade rolls himself back in the ring and he picks up The Zer0 and the same moment Blade quickly climbs a few steps of the ladder and jumps off again and does a tornado ddt!!! Wowww great stuff!!! Blade goes for the cover, 1..................2.......but Drake Laps comes in and he breaks the count.

JP: But before Laps can do more damage to Blade, Joe Johnson comes in from behind and does a flying bulldog!!! Joe then looks at Blade and they nodd. Joe Johnson then places the ladder near the middle of the ring while Blade is doing the same thing with the other ladder. Joe and Blade then take the two tables that are still laying in the ring. First they place one of the two tables all the way on the top between the two ladders. Then they take the other table and place that one between the two ladder somewhere in the middle. Joe Johnson then goes back over to Drake Laps, but oooh Laps with a lowblow. Laps follows that up with bouncing in the ropes and coming off and doing a hurricanrana!!!

ND: Blade picks up The Zer0 and waistlocks him, but The Zer0 reverses the waistlock and he executes a german suplex!!! The New Era is back in charge again. The Zer0 now drags Blade over to the ladders and he lifts Blade up on the bottom table. The Zer0 then starts to climb the ladder on the right of Blade. Once he gets on the same height as Blade he tries to pull Blade on top of the toptable.

JP: On the other side we see that Laps is doing the same to Joe Johnson. He almost already got Joe on the toptable. And yes he did it. So now the scene looks as follows. All four men are on the top table that is placed between the two ladders!!! Drake Laps is setting Joe Johnson up for The Last Lap, while The Zer0 is setting Blade up for The Chaos Effect!!! But then at the same moment both Joe and Blade manoevre themselves out of that awkward position and they kick their opponents into the gut.

ND: Joe then grabs Laps in the Cruxifixion while Blade got The Zer0 in the Bladerunner and........AT THE SAME MOMENT JOE DOES THE CRUFIXION WHILE BLADE DOES THE BLADERUNNER!!!! AND ALL FOUR OF THEM GO ALL THE WAY DOWN FROM THOSE TWO LADDERS THROUGH THOSE TWO TABLES!!! HOLY SHITTTTTTT!!!!!!! HOLY FREAKING SHIT!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!!

JP: Oh man!!! That was insane, that was unbelievable!! All four men are laying in between whats left of those tables. Joe and Blade now slowly roll themselves on top of Laps and The Zer0 and the ref starts to count. 1..................................2............................3....... Its over!! Joe Johnson and Blade are still the tagteamchampions!! But what a match was this!! Respect for both teams here!! Just hear the crowd go!!!

(The referee is checking on all four of the competitors now. Blade and Joe Johnson are getting back to their feet again. They help eachother up, and roll themselves out of the ring. They pick up the tagtitles and then start to leave ringside).

JP: Man, what a match.

(While the referee is still checking on The Zer0 and Drake Laps who are still laying knocked out on the mat, we see that two figures are coming out from the crowd).

JP: Who are they?

ND: They look familiar, but I'm not sure.

(The two persons slide themselves into the ring and they go over to The Zer0 and Drake Laps and they grab the unconscious Zer0 and drag him out of there. The two drag The Zer0 out of the ring and carry him out of the arena.)

JP: What the hell is this? And who are they?

ND: I don't know yet. But I will find out soon.

(Commercials).

JP: What more is gonna happen here? Someone getting burried alive, someone getting kidnapped, oh my God!!! JP: You did? So who are they?

ND: One was "High Flying" Ace Powers and the other one was....

JP: Well who?

ND: Mo'Bad!!!

JP: Mo'Bad? Wasn't he like in the EWCL for one week and then he disappeared again?

ND: Yes, thats the one. But something says me we will see more of these two men.

JP: We sure had a night so far. And the main event is still to come. Actually its on next. Kritical Kondition Sean Corvik putting his Universal Title on the line against Dan Prohibition.

JP: Ok, its time, time for the main event.

(One Step Closer hits, the titantron flashes an sXe symbol. Dan and Lydia walk out. Dan has the stop sign in his hand and the staplegun in his pocket. Dan raises his hands over his head in the shape of an X while Lydia wraps her arms around his waist. Dan and Lydia walk down to the ring and Dan slaps the fans high fives. Dan holds the rope open for Lydia and she climbs into the ring and Dan gets into the ring and climbs on the second rope, again making the X. Dan raises the bottom rope for Lydia and she exits the ring and stands on the arena floor as Dan waits for his opponent).

(Died by Alice in Chains starts to play and the crowd starts to boo already. They know that Kritical Kondition Sean Corvik is about to make his appearance. A few moments later Sean Corvik appears on the ramp and Corvik gets the biggest heat of all night. Corvik stands on the ramp for a while and then smirks and makes his way to the ring. He got his Universal Title around his waist and he finally reaches ringside and slides in).

(The ref calls both Dan and Corvik to him and he explains the rules to them. But then "Born of a broken man" by Rage Against the Machine starts to play. Commissioner Exile comes out from behind the curtains and he makes his way to the ring. The crowd doesn't really know yet how to respond to him. Before this night they hated him, but tonight he turned on Saphio and cost him the match with The Punisher. Exile reaches ringside and he slides in and goes over to the referee and has a little talk with him. The referee then nodds and climbs out of the ring and leaves ringside. Exile then calls Dan and Corvik to him).

ND: I think Exile just appointed himself referee in this match.

JP: It looks like it.

Ding ding ding

JP: The match has begun and Dan charges in on Corvik right away. No waiting, no nothing, Dan is not gonna waste any time here. He wants Corvik and he wants him bad. Dan and Corvik start to trade fists back and forth. Dan gets the better of the exchange as he tries to whip Corvik into the ropes. But Corvik counters by reversing the whip, getting in an arm twist and levelling Dan with a clothesline. Corvik then goes to work with forearms to the back and the head of Dan.

ND: Corvik got Dan near the ropes and takes advantage by putting his foot on the throat of Dan, choking him out and using the second rope for leverage. Corvik then picks up Dan and delivers a crushing bodyslam. Corvik then stands over Dan and he just stares at Dan and taunts him. Corvik then goes back to work on Dan with kicks to the chest area. But Dan manages to get to his feet and he throws a hard chop to the chest. Corvik comes back with a forearm, but Dan comes back with a chop again.

JP: The two trade fists again, but then Corvik rakes Dan in the eye. Corvik then throws Dan into the ropes, but Dan reverses it and executes a backdrop that sends Corvik into the mat. Dan then picks up Corvik and he sets him up for the Penance of Your Sins and yessss he manages to execute it!! Dan now goes to a corner and climbs the toprope and he then dives off for a frogsplash and he lands on Corvik!! Dan goes for the cover, 1...................2..........but no 3 as Corvik kicks out in time.

ND: Dan picks up Corvik by the head and he drags him over to the corner and starts to ramm Corviks head into the topturnbuckle. 1...2...3....4....5....6....7....8....9...10.... And Dan lets go off Corviks head. But Dan is not holding back as he grabs Corviks arm and he irish whips him into the opposite corner. Dan charges in on Corvik and he does a big splash on top of him!! Common Corvik!! Show us why they call you the Master of the Moves!

JP: You are such a hypocrite Neil. Now you are cheering Corvik on again.

ND: Yeah well people can change you know. I told you that before.

JP: Uhuh.

ND: Dan pulls Corvik out of the corner and he waistlocks him and wants to do a german suplex, but Corvik then backkicks Dan. Corvik then turns around, drops to his knees and hits Dan in the midsection with a big right hand. Corvik then lifts up Dan and ...Asphyxiation!! And Corvik is feeling strong again. He picks Dan up once more and he sends him into the ropes and when Dan comes off Corvik grabs him in a sleeper hold!!!

JP: Not his Darkest Hour, but just an ordinary sleeper hold. But still Corvik got it hooked on good. We see Dan struggling to get out of the sleeper hold. Dan is trying to go for the ropes and they go into the ropes and .....OOOOOOOH THEY BOTH FLY OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

ND: Hehe, but at least for Dan he's out of that sleeper hold. Both men are trying to get to their feet at the same time. Dan uses the apron to get back up, while Corvik uses the guardrail. Dan and Corvik get up at the same moment and then its Dan who charges in on Corvik and he spears him down to the concrete!! Dan lands on top off Corvik and he starts to ramm his head into the concrete floor!!

JP: Good God!! He can kill him by doing that!! Dan is ramming Corvik's head into the concrete!! Thats what you get when you mess with the Hardcore Saint. Dan now gets back to his feet and he picks Corvik up and he lays him on half on the guardrail. Dan then goes to the apron opposite from the guardrail and climbs on it. And right after Dan jumps off and does a legdrop off the apron and hits Corvik with it!!

ND: Dan pumps himself up even more and he pulls Corvik off the guardrail and picks him up by the head. Dan drags Corvik over to the Spanish announcetable and he lays him on top of it. Dan Prohibition then goes back to the apron and climbs it and then he starts to climb the topturnbuckle. Ooh what is he gonna do here?!? Dan is standing on the topturnbuckle now and he dives off for a crossbody, but OOOOOOOHHHHH ..........Corvik gets to his feet on the Spanish announcetable and ....INSANITY"S EMBRACE!!!

JP: OH MY GOD!! Corvik just superkicked Dan in the face out of midair!!! Dan jumped off the topturnbuckle and Corvik got up from the table and superkicked Dan straight in the face!! Wow, wow, wow!! Dan is laying knocked out on the outside now and Corvik jumps off the spanish announcetable and does a flying elbow drop on Dan!! And Corvik hits it right! Corvik then goes over to Lydia. Lydia tries to run away, but Corvik already grabbed her.

ND: Corvik then ripps Dan's stopsign out of Lydia's hands and moves back towards Dan. Dan is on his knees again, but he doesn't see Corvik coming with that stopsign. Corvik comes in and BAMMMMM he nails Corvik with that stopsign to the head and Dan goes back to the floor again. Corvik then drops the stopsign already and picks up Dan by the hair and rolls him back into the ring again. Corvik uses the ringsteps to get back in the ring again.

JP: Corvik picks Dan up from the mat and he throws a couple of punches before he sends him into the ropes. Dan comes off the ropes and sees that Corvik wants to backdrop him and he counters and grabs Corviks head and does his Cross-factor move!!! This gives Dan a little bit of times to recover again. The Hardcore Saint rolls himself to the outside and Lydia comes over to him and hands over the stopsign to him. Dan then rolls himself back in the ring again.

ND: Dan slowly moves over to Corvik, gets on his knees right next to him and then he slamms the stopsign into Corviks head!! BAMM!!! And referee Exile is allowing everything here. Before he allowed it that Corvik used it and now he allows it that Dan uses the stopsign. BAMMMM!!! Dan smacks Corvik another time in the head with that stopsign. Dan now places the stopsign on the mat and he picks Corvik up.

JP: Dan lifts Corvik up for another Penance of Your Sins, but this time he wants to do it on the stopsign. Dan lifts Corvik up, but Corvik blocks it with his foot. Dan tries again, but again Corvik blocks it and reverses with backdropping Dan to the mat. Corvik picks Dan up from the mat and he whips him into the ropes again. Dan comes off and Corvik goes for his Insanity's Embrace again!!! But Dan ducks it this time and bounces into the opposite ropes. He comes off and Dan does a scissorskick that takes Corvik down to the mat.

ND: Dan now quickly climbs the topturnbuckle and he stands on top and he jumps off for his Guillotine Legdrop and he lands on Corvik!!!!!!! This could it, this could be the win for Dan. Dan rolls himself on top off Corvik and goes for the pin, 1........................2...................but a very late kickout by Sean Corvik. Dan almost had the win and the title here. Dan picks Corvik up again and irish whhips him, but somehow Corvik reverses the whip and sends Dan into the ropes. Dan comes off and Corvik with a spinning heelkick to take Dan to the mat.

JP: Corvik lifts Dan up and ....SEDATION!!!.....This could be it. Corvik goes for the cover, 1..................2...........but Dan kicks out. Corvik then gets back to his feet and he makes the sign for the Darkest Hour.

ND: I didn't know he had a sign for that.

JP: Shut up and play along Neil.

ND: Oh that sign.

JP: Corvik comes up behind Dan and he is waiting till he gets up a bit. Dan now gets to one knee and Corvik is about to hook in the Darkest Hour. BUT WAIT!!! EXILE FLIPS CORVIK AROUND AND ...........OUTCAST!!!!!!......EXILE JUST GAVE SEAN CORVIK HIS OUTCAST!!!! And Exile is not stopping with that!! He picks up Corvik and he hooks in the Darkest Hour himself now!!! And we see that Corvik is tapping out to it now.

ND: Exile then lets go and he gets up and he motions to the side and the bell rings.

Ding ding ding

(Exile then yells out something to Jay Blue. Jay Blue then picks up a mic).

Jay Blue: The winner of this match by disqualification is........DAN PROHIBITION!!!!.....But still Universal Champion....SEAN CORVIK!!! JP: So Dan Prohibition won the match, but he didn't win the title!! Thats the conclusion of it all.

(Exile slides to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a steelchair. He gets back into the ring and places the chair in the middle of the ring. Exile then picks up Corvik again and he gives him the OUTCAST on top of the chair!)

ND: Somebody stop that lunatic.

JP: Dan Prohibition doesn't really know what to think of it all. He rolls himself to the outside and together with Lydia he leaves ringside. While Exile grabbed the Universal Title belt and he is standing over Corvik now and drops the belt on top off Corvik.

(While Exile is still standing in the ring and while the crowd is cheering him on now, we see that Dan Prohibition and Lydia are walking back up the ramp. They reach the top of the ramp now and Dan looks back one more time to ringside. But then all of sudden its Arcane Syth who appears from behind the curtains. He walks up to Dan, but Dan hasn't even noticed him yet. Lydia sees Arcane though, but she is so terrified that she only stands there with her mouth open and there is no sound coming out of her. She can only tap Dan on the shoulder. Dan then turns towards Lydia and she points towards Arcane. Dan looks up and ........SALVATION!!!!.....ARCANE SYTH KICKS DAN TO THE GROUND!!!).

(The lights then go out).

(Fade to black).