EWCL
Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.
Extreme
�Cages� Tables� Ladders� Barbed Wire� Chairs� Cells� Gore�
Wrestling
�Sign Off .....Darkest Hour� Elegance in Torment� ...Outcast.....Tower of Babylon� Gargantuan Driver� Gavel� Lapidator� .....Danger Driver�
Championship
...Universal Title� EWCL Title� PrimeTime Title� Extreme Title� Tag Titles�
League
�Chris Christ� "The" Nick Dangerous� G-Flem......Aaron Gold .......New Evolution .....Sean Corvik.......Blade...�Exile.......Drake Laps� Marcus Babylon� Cerberus......Ex-Terminator�.....
Insurgence �Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week�
�EWCL Insurgence is on the air�
Neil Down: GOOOD MORNINGGGGGGG FORT WAYNEEEEEEEE!!!!
Dean Thornton: You really shouldn't watch that many Robin Williams movies, Down.
ND: Agh, shove it Thornton....THE MESSIAH IS THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!!
DT: Yes, last weeks PPV Executive Decision saw alot of surprises....
ND: Surprises? Surprises? Don't go saying that Chris Christ his win was a surprise? That wasn't a surprise, that was inevidable!!
DT: Inevidable? Sure whatever you want to believe in Down. Now about last weeks PPV. What a PPV that was. Aaron Gold new Extreme Champ, G-Flem new Prime Time Title champion, Nick Dangerous new EWCL champ, New Evolution new Tagchamps and Chris Christ new Universal Champ.
ND: THE MESSIAH!!
DT: And besides that we saw that Prez Cazzo regained full ownership of the company by defeating Rick O'Connor. Next to that we witnessed Joe Johnson sign for the IWF. But we all saw live that MacBeth returned and he returned with a mission. A mission to end Sean Corviks career.
ND: Good luck with that!!!
DT: That really was a fascinating PPV, but its time for the here and now. And it's Insurgence time!! Let's start right now, coz we got a full show for you.
(At that moment the Cazzotron comes on and we see Nick Dangerous and Coby Belton arrive in the building, Coby Belton looks to be holding Nicks bags, while Nick has his belt over his shoulder, Bill Carty approaches them with a microphone in hand...)
Bill Carty: Nick Dangerous!, Nick Dangerous!, tonight you face both Strait Hate and Thorn in tag team action with Cory Belton on your side, what are your thoughts going into this match tonight?
Nick: That's a stupid question Carty, I'm Nick Dangerous, I am obviously leaving this match the same way I will come into it.
Bill Carty: And how's that?
Nick: I will come in and out as a champion, Bill.
Belton: Yeah!
(Nick looks at Belton.)
Belton: What!?
Nick: Just stay quiet and hold my stuff, anyways, where were we.
Bill Carty: You were going off about being a champion.
Nick: Naw, I'm done with that, is that all you came to me for?
Bill Carty: I want to know what you think about Cerberus kidnapping Peter Tiger.
Nick: Ha!, I think it's funny, I never really cared for Tiger anyways, maybe he could be Cerberus' manager or something, this over yet?
Bill Carty: And finally, after winning that title, Blade has been a little irate about his loss, just so you know, he IS in this building, and he badly wants revenge against you, Belton and Christ after what you did last sunday.
Nick: After I what!?, Beat em'?, heh, figures, sore losers are always jealous of legendary winners of my calibur, know why he would be jealous Carty?
Bill Carty: For winning that belt unfairly?
Nick: ......What are you talking about Carty, I won this fair and square...Anyways, the reason he is jealous is because I am the EWCL Champion, I am Nick Da-nonono, "The" Nick Dangerous, and he isn't, think about this, I am the two time EWCL Champion, how many times has he held the EWCL Championship?
Bill Carty: He hasn't held it at all, but where does this two time championship thing come up?
Nick: Remember!?, when I won it from Chris Christ!?
Bill Carty: ...You mean when you stole it?
Nick: I don't know what you're talking about, but this interview is over...
(With that, Nick leaves Carty...Seconds later Nick pops back...)
Nick: You haven't seen Blade around anywhere have you?
(Bill points to his left.)
Bill Carty: He went that way.
Nick: Okay.
(Nick walks to where Carty pointed, but hesitates, and decides to go the opposite direction, as the segment ends.)
DT: I bet that Dangerous is terrified of Blade.
ND: Terrified? Why, he kicked his ass before and he can do it again.
DT: Didn't you first hate Nick Dangerous? You even said before that you were ashamed of it that you both had the same initials?
ND: That was then, this is now. Time have changed Thornton. He's the EWCL champion and more importantly, he hangs out with Chris Christ.
DT: *cough* hypocrite *cough*.
ND: What?
DT: Oh..nothing.
ND: Ok then.
DT: Now, it's time for our first match of the even...
(Thornton is cut off as AC/DC Got you by the balls starts to play over the p.a system. The crowd avert their attention to the curtain and soon it splits apart. From behind it walks Michelle Heart and is soon followed by Chris Christ.)
ND: YES! YES! ITS THE MESSIAH!! Just what this show needed! A bit of pizazz at the start.
(The crowd immediatly boo on site but he keeps on smiling. He has the Universal title slung over his shoulder and walks with a cocky strut. Michelle walks in front of him, looking down her nose to the fans. They reach the ring and the boos continue louder than ever. Michelle takes a mic and climbs into the ring.)
ND: I hope she speaks as good as she looks!
DT: Shut up Down and listen
Michelle: One week is all its been. For one week now my man Chris Christ has held the EWCL Universal title. One week is just the start of his almighty reign. One week we have been together and for future weeks we will remain. For one week all you stinking people have showed all your jealousy and hatred for the pizazz and talents this man holds and it sickens me!
(The crowd boo louder than before. Chris stands in the corner, leaning on the post, smiling very widely indeed at the comments.)
Michelle: Seriously. Why not, instead of moping around your houses all day eating twinkies and watchin Oprah, get off your asses and find jobs? We all know most of you stole your tickets for tonight. We all know you had to beg for the change you summoned together for those seats. So cut the booing crap, its getting old!
(Now the boos really start and soon enough a chant of 'SHE'S A HO' starts up. Chris stops smiling at this point and walks over to Michelle. He takes the mic off her.)
Christ: Hey, HEY! No need to get personal!
(Michelle hits Chris hard on the chest and he drops the mic. He steps back and looks at her shocked. We see him miming the 'What?' as he doesn't really see anything wrong with what he said. Michelle picks up the mic again)
Michelle: Tonight we get to really prove all you jealous assholes out there wrong. Tonight we take on that half-life, low-life, no-life ass noodle Blade!
Chris: Yeah, the vampire killer himself!! OOooooohhh, I am trembling in my boots. What you gonna do, hit me with an action hero line or something? Well Asta la vista this Blade!
(Chris hits his elbow with his arm causing his fist to shoot up. Chris thinks this is really offensive and stands back nodding. The crowd laugh at him.)
Christ: Tonight Blade its gonna be real easy. I seen you through the week with your brother Exile. The guy who thinks he is soooooo funny. Wanna hear a funny joke? How you get a shed load of Digimon onto a bus? Huh, anybody now? YOU POKEMON!! Hahahahaha, now that's funny!!
ND: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THATS HILARIOUS!!!
DT: No it isn't
ND: Yes it is, you obviously are not comic geniuses like Christ and I
(At that point Michelle snatches the mic from Chris and starts to speak)
Michelle: Tonight is the start of a long and successful winning streak. Just because it is non-title it doesn't mean that we will not be taking it seriously. Chris will be taking it as serious as Canadaitus. We won't be backing down and just to be sure, we have made plans.
(Michelle smiles at Chris who smiles back at her. The new music of Christ starts up again and they leave the arena to the echo of boos that have been going since they got there.)
ND: WOOOOOOOW!! She is hot.
DT: Did you listen to anything they just said?
ND: You mean she spoke?
DT: I think its commercial time.
(Commercials).
DT: Ok, we're back from the commercials and I hope we finally can start with our first match.
ND: New Extreme Champion Aaron Gold takes on his enemy Jay Masters.
DT: Gold and Masters have faced eachother two times now. Both of those times it was Gold who walked out as the winner. But there's more to tell in this heated rivalry. At first Masters started it off by wrecking Gold's car and after even stealing and wrecking Gold's motorcycle. Then after Gold pulled something of his own as he kidnapped Jess, Masters his girlfriend.
ND: He still got her in his basement. At least thats what he said during a promo.
DT: Anyways, Gold is putting his Extreme Title on the line here against Masters. Lets get it on!!
(Smells like teen spirit by Nirvana starts to play and moment later Jay Masters comes walking out. Masters gets mixed reactions as he spits to the floor and continues his way to ringside. He reaches ringside and he slides in and waits for his opponent).
(My way by Limp Bizkit starts to play and "24 Carat" Aaron Gold and Silva come out. They ride out on Gold's Harley Davidson. He rides to the ring and circles the ring one time and he then stops and he and Silva climb off the bike. Aaron Gold takes his Extreme Titlebelt off and hands it over to Silva. He then slides into the ring).
Ding ding ding.
DT: Masters doesn't even give Gold the time to get to his feet as he starts to stomp down on him right away!! He kicks Gold into the head several times and he follows that up with a series of kicks to the midsection. Gold holds on to the ropes and uses them as leverage to get up to his feet. He finally manages to do so, but Masters hits him with a big right hand!! Gold is hanging in there in the ropes, but he can't react when Masters comes in!!! Masters comes in and he clotheslines Gold over the toprope to the outside!!
ND: And Gold lands on his back on the concrete!!! Masters climbs on the apron and he does a legdrop off the apron and lands on top off Gold!!! Masters gets up and he drags Gold over to the ringsteps and he starts to bash Gold's head into them...BAMMMMM!!!!.....BAMMMMMM!!!!.....BAMMMMMMM!!!!.......Masters lets go off his opponents head and we see that Golds face is busted open from those shots. Masters picks Gold up and he irish whips him into the steel ringpost!!! Gold flies in backfirst and Masters does not hesitate and he comes charging in, but oooooooooooohhhh Gold moves out of the way in time and Masters flies shoulderfirst into that ringpost!!
DT: Gold uses this time to recover a bit. He then grabs Masters by the arm and he throws him backfirst into the spanish announcetable. Gold walks over and he grabs one of the monitors. He lifts the monitor up and he ramms it right into Masters his head!!! And Masters goes down to the concrete!!! Gold then quickly climbs on the spanish announcetable and he holds the monitor above his head and he then throws the monitor on Masters body!!! Gooood Goddd!!! That must hurt big time!!!! Gold smirks and he then climbs off the table again.
ND: Gold picks Masters up by the head and he hands out a series of chops. He then wants to irish whip Masters, but Masters reverses the whip and ......OOOOHHHHH HE IRISH WHIPS GOLD BUT GOLD FLIES STRAIGHT INTO SILVA!!!!.....He bumped right into Silva!!!! And Silva has been knocked out from that crash!!! Aaron Gold is now checking on his girlfriend, but she seems to be unconscious!!! He's checking her pulse, but from behind him it's Masters who grabs him by the head and he throws him back into the ring again.
DT: Masters slides back in aswell and he picks Gold up and he sends him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Masters clotheslines him back to the mat!! Masters bounces into the ropes and he comes off and does an elbow drop on the Extreme Champion!!! Masters for the cover, but Gold kicks out after one already. Jay grabs Gold by the head, but ooooh lowblow by Gold and Masters down to his knees!!! Gold into the ropes and he comes off and ....GOLD RING!!! What a swinging neckbreaker by the champ!!
ND: Gold picks Masters up and he waistlocks him and executes a german suplex!!! He then goes for the cover, but only gets a two count. Gold follows that up by grabbing Masters by the arm and sending him into the ropes. Masters comes off and Gold does an overhead belly to belly suplex!!! What an impressive move there!!! Masters is layed out and Gold goes over to the ropes and he looks at Silva. But Silva is still laying on the concrete, not moving at all. Gold has a concerned look on his face. But just like before, Masters takes advantage of the situation and he comes in from behind and he knocks Gold into the head with a double axe handle!!!
DT: Gold falls to the mat and Masters picks him up and he bodyslams him to the mat. Masters then slides to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a table. He throws the table into the ring and follows in after. He sets the table up and he grabs Gold and lays him on top off the table. Masters then goes to the corner and he starts to climb to the top. He gets on the topturnbuckle and he looks down at Gold and .....MASTERS DIVES OFF FOR HIS MASTERS SLAM!!!.....BUT WOWWWWWW GOLD ROLLED OFF THE TABLE JUST IN TIME AND MASTERS FLIES THROUGH THE TABLE HIMSELF!!!!
ND: Holy SHIT!!!! Masters flew through it himself!!! Unbelievable!!!! While Masters is knocked out, we see that Gold rolls out of the ring and again he checks on Silva. It looks like she's moving again now. And she nodds to Aaron. Gold gets up again and now he grabs a table from under the ring and shoves it into the ring. He joins in right after and he sets the table up in the middle of the ring. Gold picks up Masters and lifts him on to off the table. The Extreme Champion climbs on the table too and he lifts Masters up and .....CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER!!!!
DT: HE JUST SENT MASTERS THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!......And this thing is over!!!! Nobody gets out of that Career Ending Golddigger!!! ...Gold goes for the cover and. ...1..............................................2................................................3...................He won!!! Aaron Gold has won this match and he's still the Extreme Champion!!!
(The Cazzotron comes on and we see Strait Hate sitting on a bench in the locker room all by himself. A few seconds later his tagpartner Thorn walks in, scratching his head).
Thorn: Dude, this dandruff sucks.
Strait: Here....
(Strait reaches in his inside pocket and pulls out a bottle of Head and Shoulders).
Strait: ...... this is what I use.
Thorn: But you dont got dandruff?!?!?!
Strait: I know....I know....
Thorn: Thanks, I'll go use it right now, but a quick question?
Strait: Yes?
Thorn: Why in Gods name do you carry a bottle of Head and Shoulders in your pocket??
Strait: Its one of life's great mysteries.....go on, give it a try!
(Thorn gives Strait the wink and the gun, and walks into the bathroom).
(Scene fades out).
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and the scene comes into backstage as the camera man is walking behind Drake Laps...Laps has an unfilled coffee cup with the newspaper in his left hand...He's reading the headlines as the EWCL is in Fort Wayne, Indiana; which EWCL is the biggest thing in town...Drake Laps looks up seeing the coffee table, he stops and starts to fill it up, putting the newspaper on the table...A sudden shadow walks next to Drake Laps, as "The" Nick Dangerous stands next to him filling up his coffee cup...Drake Laps smirks as he brings out his hand to shake the new EWCL Title holders hand).
Laps: I've seen your matches Nick...Nice to meet you, I'm Drake Laps...
(Nick doesn't look interested, he just starts to talk).
Nick: Do you need anything?
Laps: I was just trying to introduce myself to you...And getting some coffee before my match...
Nick: Any caffeine in it?
Laps: Uh, yea...Of course, Coffee has tons of caffeine�Why do you ask?
Nick: Figures, your matches are so boring. you probably need the caffeine to stay awake through an entire match.
Laps: Boring eh? At least I don't sound or wrestle like a robot...
(Drake Laps walks away smiling, walking back to his dressing room...The camera watches him walk away as "The" Nick Dangerous is shown clenching his fist and snarling at Drake Laps...The camera goes back to Neil Down and Dean Thornton).
(Back in the locker room, Strait is sitting in the same place, unmoved. After a moment, Thorn walks out of the bathroom, dressed and dry, except his hair is wet).
Thorn: Hey man, this is weird, its tingling.
Strait: That means its working.
Thorn: Alright!!!
(The two men high five like high school dorks).
Thorn: Lets go kick some ass!
Strait: Lets do it.
(Strait grabs a beer out of his portible mini fridge and he and Thorn walk out).
ND: What do you use to wash your hair?
DT: What?!?
ND: Well it looks so nice and clean.
DT: Will you please shut up and let us go to the next match.
ND: ....
DT: Our next match is between "The" Nick Dangerous and his Dangerous Enough winner Coby Belton against Strait Hate and Thorn. Strait and Thorn are two newcomers to the EWCL. We saw them last week when they took out Rick O'Connor before his match with Prez Cazzo. Later we found out that the Prez had paid Strait and Thorn to do so. What people do for money, huh.
ND: Tell me about it. Just the other night I had this hooker at my place and the things she did for only 50 bucks...
DT: DOWN!!!
(Thornton slaps Down to the back of the head again).
DT: We don't want to hear about that!!
ND: I bet there are people out there that want to hear about that. Let's have a petition.
DT: Down, if you ever bring out a paper with signatures I tear it apart myself!!
ND: Oh.
DT: Now Dangerous and Belton already teamed up last week during that tagteam elimination match. But they lost and The New Evolution became the new tagchamps. Dangerous blamed Belton for that loss, now tonight Belton can make up for that.
(Kashmir starts to play and "The" Nick Dangerous and Coby Belton come out from behind the curtains. Dangerous got his EWCL title around his waist and both wrestlers are wearing a "The" Nick Dangerous T-shirt. The crowd boos them on while they make their way to ringside. They reach the ring and slide in and wait for their opponents).
(I will be heard by Hatebreed starts to blare over the PA system and Strait Hate and Thorn appear from behind the curtains. The two start to make their way down the aisle and they also get booed. Booed coz they helped Prez Cazzo last week taking out Rick O'Connor. Strait and Thorn don't seem to care and thet get to ringside and slide in).
(The referee explains the rules and we see that it's gonna be Strait and Belton who will start this match off).
ND: Dangerous gives Belton the opportunity to make things right again. We all saw last week that Belton screwed up and lost them the tagtitles.
DT: He didn't screw up!!
ND: Yes he did!
DT: No, he didn't!!
Ding ding ding.
DT: Belton and Strait start it off and Belton wants to turn it into a scientific match. He challenges Straith for a test of strength. Strait looks back at his partner Thorn and chuckles. He then approaches Belton and motions that he accept the challenge. Belton lifts his hand in the air and so does Strait, but Strait then counters with kicking Belton into the midsection!! He then hands out a big right hand and Belton staggers backwards. Strait comes off the ropes and he takes Belton to the mat with a clothesline.
ND: Strait does a posedown that hardly gets any cheers. He then picks Belton up from the mat and he lifts him up and executes a T-bone suplex!!! Strait follows that up with grabbing Belton by the head and dragging him over to a neutral corner. Strait starts to ramm Belton's head into the topturnbuckle. ...1....2.....3.....4.....5.....6.....7.....8....9......10...... Strait lets go and Belton stumbles backwards. Strait picks him up and does an inverted atomic drop!!! And he follows that up with another clothesline!!!
DT: Man, what a start from Strait!! He goes for the cover right now, ...1......................................2.................but a kickout by Belton. Dangerous had already coverd his eyes with his hand, but it's not over yet. Strait picks Belton up and sends him into the ropes. But wowwwww Belton jumps on the topturnbuckle, uses it as a springboard and does a cross body and he takes Strait out!!! Belton takes a deep breath and he then stomps down on Strait!!! Belton then picks Strait up and he goes for a suplex. He lifts him up, but he can't do it!!!
ND: He's too heavy!! All that fat...uh ...I mean muscles...are just too much for Belton!!! He tries again, but again he can't lift Strait up. Belton lets go and he pokes Strait into the eyes and he then tags in Nick Dangerous. Dangerous comes in and he and Belton lift Strait up and ....yesssss now they manage to SUPLEX Strait to the mat!!! Strait lands hard on his back and Dangerous hooks the leg and goes for the pin, ....1....................................................2.....................but a kickout.
DT: Dangerous grabs Strait by the head and he hands out several punches to the head. He then irish whips Strait and after he comes off the ropes he takes him to the mat with a karate kick. Dangerous follows that up with grabbing Strait and he executes Russian Leg Sweep!!!! Dangerous for another cover attempt, but Strait kicks out of it fast enough. Dangerous shakes his head and he picks Strait up again, and slaps him into the face. He then irish whips him, but Strait reverses the irish whip and sends Dangerous into the ropes.
ND: Dangerous hits the ropes near Thorn and at that moment Thorn pulls down the ropes and Dangerous flies over the toprope to the outside!!! Holy shit!!! Strait walks over to Thorn and they high five, thus making the tag!!! Thorn looks back at Dangerous and ....HE DOES AN ASAI MOONSAULT AND LANDS ON DANGEROUS!!! Good Godddd!!! Nice move there by Thorn!!! But that also took something out of Thorn as it takes him some time to get back up. He finally gets to his feet and he grabs Dangerous by the head and rolls him back into the ring again.
DT: Thorn slides back in and he picks Dangerous up and hands out a few punches. He then delivers a cross arm breaker. Thorn shouts it out and so does Strait and he then focusses back on Dangerous. He picks Dangerous up from the mat and he irish whips him into a corner. Dangerous flies in hard backfirst!!! Thorn follows in hot pursuit, but ooooooohhhhh Dangerous lifts his leg up in time and he BOOOOOTSSSSS Thorn to the head!!!! Thorn staggers backwards and Dangerous quickly goes to the toprope and ....MISSILE DROPKICK!!!
ND: Great!!!! He took down Thorn like that!!! Dangerous hooks the leg and,...1........................................................2..............late kickout by Thorn. Dangerous turns Thorn around and he hooks in a sharpshooter submission move!!! He hooks it in right and Thorn is in severe pain!!! The referee is checking if Thorn wants to tap out, but he's shaking noooo. Dangerous is holding on to the sharpshooter and while the ref is still checking on Thorn, we see that Strait comes into the ring. He charges in on Dangerous and he kicks him to the head!!
DT: Dangerous has to let go off the sharpshooter and the ref sees Strait and he makes him go back to his corner. Dangerous gets back up again and he walks over to Strait and wants a piece of him. The ref gets between the two of them and tries to calm things down. However thats not really working. Dangerous is furious and he isn't aware of it that Thorn sneaks up behind him and he rolls him up!!!....1.............................................2.........................................kickout!!! Dangerous saved himself there!!! Dangerous and Thorn get up at the same time and Thorn goes for a right hand, but Dangerous blocks it and hands out a big right one himself!!
ND: Dangerous whips Thorn into the ropes and he comes off and Dangerous does a spinning samoan drop!!! The EWCL gets up and he tags in Belton again. Belton comes in and he picks Thorn up and he sends him into the ropes again and when he comes off he executes a headscissors takedown!!! He goes for the cover, but Thorn kicks out after two. Belton irish whips Thorn, but Thorn reverses the whip and Belton goes into the ropes. He comes off and Thorn with a powerslam!!!! Thorn then rolls over to his corner and he tags in Strait.
DT: Strait comes in and he picks up Belton. But Belton comes in with a fury and starts a series of chops to the chest. He then hands out an European uppercut and sends Strait into the ropes. Strait comes off and Belton grabs him and wants to do a fallaway slam!!! But Strait is too heavy for him and Belton falls to the mat himself with Strait on top of him!!!! And Strait goes for the cover, ....1...................................................2...........but Belton kicks out!!! Strait shakes it off and gets to his feet. He picks Belton up and .....DOWN!!!!....What a move!!! That was a full nelson turned into a flying bulldog!!! Belton is layed out!!
ND: AND STRAIT HOOKS IN HIS KATA-CLUTCH ON BELTON!!!! THATS HIS SUBMISSION FINISHER!!! AND BELTON IS IN TROUBLE!!! HE WANTS TO TAP OUT HERE!!!....BUT THEN NICK DANGEROUS COMES IN AND HE KICKS STRAIT TO THE HEAD!!!.....Strait lets go and Dangerous picks him up and .......DANGER DRIVER!!!!!!.......Ooooh yessss!!!!! Strait is out!!!! But Belton is still in too much pain to go for the cover!!! Belton is still recovering from that Kata-Clutch!!!... DT: Dangerous is yelling now and we see that Belton is slowly getting to his feet now. But at that moment Thorn wants to come in aswell. Dangerous sees it and he moves over to Thorn. Dangerous wants to swing at Thorn but then .......BEER MIST!!!!!.........Thorn just sprayed beer into the eyes off Nick Dangerous!!!! And Dangerous has lost his vision for a moment!!
ND: At that moment Belton picks up and sets him up for his finisher, but Strait counters and kicks Belton into the gut. He then picks up Belton and .....HATEBOMB!!!!.........And he goes for the cover and.....1.............................................2..........................................3........Strait and Thorn get the win!!!
DT: Strait and Thorn raise their hands in the air, but then we see that Nick Dangerous comes in from behind and he first nails with a double axe handle. He then grabs Thorn and ....DANGER DRIVER!!!!!....He took Thorn out with that move!!! Holy shitttt!!!!
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we go to our commentators Dean Thornton and Neil Down).
DT: What a win for Strait and Thorn.
ND: What a fluke. Everyone saw that Dangerous and Belton were in charge. They would of had the match there. They haven't seen the last of that!!!
(At that moment Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and moments later President Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. The entire arena start to boo when they see the prez walk down the ramp. The expression on Cazzo's face doesn't change and he reaches ringside. He uses the ringsteps and enters the ring and ring announcer Jay Blue hands a mic over to him).
Prez Cazzo: Cut the music!!
(The music stops).
Prez Cazzo: There are so many reasons why I could be out here right now. I could be here to congratulate The Messiah Chris Christ with his newly won Universal Title.....BUT I'M NOT!!!......Coz frankly, I can't stand the guy ever since he left The Executive!!
ND: Damn, you Cazzo!!
Prez Cazzo: I could be here to talk about Joe Johnsons departure to the IWF and the way Iceman stabbed me in the back by signing him without my notice.
(The crowd cheers).
Prez Cazzo: BUT I'M NOT!!!! ..........I already got back at Iceman by signing one of his hottest talents. You already met MacBeth last week and you'll see way more of him later tonight. It wasn't hard to convince MacBeth to join the EWCL. I only needed one phone call and one name and that name was SEAN CORVIK!!!....After that the deal was settled and MacBeth was back in the EWCL!! ....Oh and Iceman, it's not over yet and good luck with controlling Joe Johnson. Hahaha!!!!
(The crowd boos some more).
Prez Cazzo: I also could be out here to talk about the condition of my cousin Marcus Babylon. You saw how he fell through the cell last week in that match with G-Flem. That was some nasty fall, wasn't it!!
DT: C'mon man!!!!
Prez Cazzo: Yeah, sure some nasty fall. And like G-Flem already said during his press conference. Marcus is partly paralyzed and the doctors don't know yet wether its gonna be permanent or not. I could be talking about how bad I feel for Marcus and for G-Flems quilt trip.....
Prez Cazzo: BUT I'M NOT!!!!
DT: IT's HIS OWN COUSIN!!!
Prez Cazzo: That son of a bith, my own cousin cheated on me with my girlfriend Justine. Justine is probly crying over his hospital bed right now.
(More boos from the crowd).
Prez Cazzo: I could talk about Drake Laps his wedding and congratualate him with his marriage with Kelly.
(The crowd cheers).
Prez Cazzo: BUT I'M NOT!!!!.....Coz we all know that Kelly cheated on him before, and more than likely that she will do it again...
(Even louder boos from the crowd).
Prez Cazzo: SHUT UP!!!! Now the REAL reason I am here is because I want to celebrate and rub it in that I won full ownership of the EWCL last week. I beat that slimeball Rick O'Connor!!! I beat him to pulp, I humiliated him and beat him at his own game!!!
(The crowd starts to chant ASSHOLE).
Prez Cazzo: Again I AM EWCL!!! What I say goes and what I say is rules!!! And O'Connor didn't even had the guts to show up tonight!! He's probly still thinking over his sins. HAHAHAAAA!!!! EWCL IS MINE AGAIN!!!!! AND YOU'LL ALL FEEL IT, AS THE EXECUTIVE WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
(Cazzo drops the mic and while the crowd can't stop booing, he climbs out of the ring and leaves the arena).
DT: That guy really is an asshole.
ND: Damn right, after all he said about Chris Christ!!
DT: No more words for our Prez. Let's talk about our upcoming match. Former Extreme and Prime Time Champion and newly wed Drake Laps takes on one half of the tagchampions Johnathan Cable. Any comments on this match Down?
ND: It's gonna be a tough won. Laps is probly in a happy zone after his marriage and perhaps not thinking of the match and wrestling. He probly didn't even prepare right for this match. Then as for Cable. He's also in a zone, he's a tagchamp right now. After a hard start in the EWCL, he found his path and he's on top of his game now. Only thing is that he's back in singles action again now. He has to do it on his own now. Last week we saw how he and Mystic work together as a team. Now its different again.
DT: Wow Down, that was some analysis. I didn't expect that from you.
ND: Well jeez, thanks Thornton.
(The lights go out in the arena as "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine hits the jampacked place...A sudden spotlight comes out of nowhere as Drake Laps is standing in the entrance way with Kelly Laps standing proud next to him...Laps raises his arms as fireworks shoot out of the metal stage...Shades of red and white go out of the ground as Drake Laps and Kelly Laps walk forward towards the ring...Laps jumps to the ropes as he holds the ropes for Kelly...Drake Laps jumps over the rope entering the ring...He turns to the camera and poses as Kelly is in front of him crouching...The crowd goes crazy as Drake Laps sits on the top rope, escorting Kelly outside of the ring).
(The arena dims to black, and the first riffs of A Welcomed Burden by Disturbed begin to blast over the speakers. Blue and red spotlights flash and spin around the arena, flooding the audience with swirls of color. A blue streaming rocket blasts off from the metal stage and explodes in a cascade of blue sparks, showering the fans, and then a red one follows. Two more of each color blast fromt he stage one after the other, and then a massive explosion on the center of the stage flares bright blue fire. When the flames die down, there at the entrance stands Johnathan Cable. The speakers blare loud heavy metal thumping as several more blue firebombs explode to either side of Cable, and then begin to fire rapidly in a circle around him, until finally they trail down the center of the ramp leading Cable down to the ring. Johnathan Cable slides under the bottom rope and moves to the center of the ring, and snaps his arms quickly over his head as he screams to the crowd, and a set of blue rockets scream out of each of the corner posts, and explode over the fans in another shower of blue sparks. The spotlights twist into ablivion,and the sparks die down,and the lights come back up, fans cheering wildly in anticipation of the upcoming match).
Ding ding ding.
DT: The ref has explained the rules and the two stare eachother down. They then start to circle eachother for about 10 seconds before the two lock up. Laps gets in a side headlock, and he then throws Cable into the ropes. Cable comes off and Laps with a spinning heelkick to take the tagchamp down. Laps quickly goes to work on Cable's leg as he stomps down on it several times. Laps picks Cable up and he hands out 5 punches to the head. He then sends Cable into the ropes again and when Cable comes off this time Laps does a drop toe hold!!!
ND: Cable goes face first to the mat and Laps bounces himself into the ropes and he comes for....ROLLING THUNDER!!!..... Laps turns Cable around and goes for the cover, .....1.......................................................2..........................but Cable kicks out of it. Laps with a tip up to get back to his feet and he picks Cable up and throws him into the ropes again. This marriage sure makes him wrestle good. ....Cable comes off and Laps with a dropkick right in the kisser!!! Cable will feel that in the morning!!! Laps to his feet again and he looks at Kelly and smiles at her.
DT: He then grabs Cable again and sends him into the ropes once more. Cable comes off and he sees that Laps wants to backdrop him. Cable counters and kicks Laps to the head and lifts him up and delivers a brainbuster!!!! Cable then grabs a hold of Laps his arm and hooks in an armlock. This gives Cable some time to recover. After about 15 seconds Cable pulls Laps to his feet and he throws him into the corner. Cable follows in right after and he does 3 shoulderblocks to the midsection!!! He then grabs Laps by the arm and he whips him into the opposite corner!!
ND: Laps flies in backfirst hard!! He flies in so hard to he comes off from the corner!! Cable comes charging in at that moment and SPEARS Laps to the ground!!!! And Cable for the cover, ....1................................................2...........................late kickout by Laps!! Cable is still on top off Laps and he starts to hand out right and left hands to him. Cable now gets back to his feet again and he picks Laps up and executes a shoulder breaker. He follows that up with throwing Laps into the ropes and when the High Flying Miracle comes off, he does a high knee lift that takes Laps down to the mat again!
DT: Cable turns Laps around and he hooks him into a Boston Crab. He's really hurting Laps his back with this submission move. And we all know that Laps his back isn't his best part of the body. His back already went through alot during his wrestling career and all his dare devil stuff. The referee is checking on Laps here, seeing if he wants to tap out or not. But the newly wed refuses to give in. Laps now tries to reach for the ropes. He's almost there and .....and....he got them!!! Laps got a hold of the ropes and the ref is telling Cable to break the Boston Crab. But Cable is not stopping!! Instead he pulls Laps to the center of the ring again and continues to hurt that back!!!
ND: The referee can't make Cable stop the submission!!! Laps is in real pain now!!! And we now see that Kelly climbs on the apron. She stands on the apron and she's screaming at Cable to leave Drake alone!!! Cable hears her and he lets go off the Boston Crab and he walks over to Kelly. Cable smiles at her and then oooooohhh Kelly just slapped Cable in the face!!! But that didn't really damage Cable and Cable grabs her by the back of the head and he pulls his fist back to hit her!! He swings, but then he stops and smiles pulls Kelly towards him and....and....he plants a huge kiss on Kelly's lips!!! CAZZO WAS RIGHT!!....CAZZO WAS RIGHT....They are only married for one day and Kelly already cheats on Drake!!
(slap-ouch).
DT: HELLO DOWN!!!???!! Cable forced her!! Thats not cheating!!! Behind Cable we see that Laps got back up again. He charges in on Cable, but noooooooo somehow Cable saw him coming and he moves out of the way in time and Laps collides into Kelly and she falls off the apron to the ground!! Oooooh noooooo!!! He hit his own wife!!! And Laps can't believe it!! He's stunned after hitting his own wife off the apron!!! Cable now grabs Laps from behind in a military press slam and ......HE TOSSES LAPS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! HOLY SHITTTT!!!!
ND: Cable climbs out of the ring and he goes over to Laps and he lays him on top of the spanish announce table. The tagchamp gets on aswell, picks Laps up and........DEADLY BY DESIGN THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!......Goood Gracious Goddd!!! Did you see that!!!! Laps is knocked out now as Cable slowly starts to move again. After about 10 seconds Cable gets to his feet and he then grabs Laps by the head and drags him over to the ring and rolls him back in. Cable also climbs back into the ring again. Man, Cable sure is ruining the honeymoon of those two newly weds!!
DT: Cable is back in the ring again and he looks down at the fallen Laps and chuckles. He then goes for the cover to get the win,.......1.....................................................................2.........................................but foot on the ropes!!!....Laps managed to put a foot on the ropes and he saved himself here!!! That's remarkable!!! He just went through a table and now he kicks out!!! Cable can't believe it. What more does he need to do?!? Cable walks around in the ring, still shaking his head. He then walks back over to Laps and he picks him up. He slaps him in the face and throws him into a corner. Cable charges in right after, but ooooooohhh Laps moved out of the way in time and Cable flies chest first into the corner!!
ND: While Cable stumbles backwards we see that Laps is getting back up again. He moves over to Cable and ....BACKSLIDE for the cover, .....1.................................................2.........................but a kickout by Cable!!! Laps crawls over to the ropes now and uses them to get back on his feet again. Meanwhile Cable is standing again and he grabs Laps from behind and throws him into the ropes again. Laps comes off and he slides through Cable's legs, gets back up and ... HURRICANRANA!!!!....One of Laps his trademark moves!!! And Cable is out on the mat now!!!
DT: Laps drags himself over to the side now and he takes a look at Kelly. He sees that ring announcer Jay Blue helped her up again and he handed some water over to her to drink. Laps seems to be relieved and he turns around and goes over to Cable again. He picks him up and throws him into the ropes again. Cable comes off and Laps wants to leapfrog over him, but Cable grabs him out of the air and turns it into a spinebuster!! And he goes for the cover, ...1.................................................2.................................kickout!!
ND: Cable pulls Laps up and he hands out a few shots to the face. He then lifts Laps up for another Deadly by Design!!! But Laps escapes out of it and he grabs Cable by the head and .....THE LAST LAP!!!!.....Ooooh myyyyy Goddddd!!! He hit Cable with one of his best moves!!!!......But Laps is also layed out on the mat!!! He now crawls over to Cable and goes for the cover, .....1...........................................................2...........................Cable kicks out!! Unbelievable!!! Laps shakes noooo!!! And he gets to his feet and he goes over to the corner and climbs it. He climbs to the topturnbuckle now. He stands on top, but wait!!!
DT: IT'S NICK DANGEROUS!!!!....Nick Dangerous comes running out to ringside!!! He reaches ringside and while the ref is checking on Cable he climbs on the apron and he wants to throw Laps off the topturnbuckle!!! ....BUT THERE'S BLADE!!!.....BLADE COMES RUNNING OUT ASWELL NOW!!!! BLADE GETS TO THE RING!!! Dangerous sees him coming and he tries to push Laps off the toprope, but Laps is able to hold on to the ropes!!! It takes him everything he got to hold on!!! Blade then comes in, but Dangerous jumped off the apron in time and he disappears through the crowd.
ND: Blade looks at Laps for a moment and then also climbs into the crowd to chase Dangerous!!.....Laps then lifts his hands in the air and .....LAPIDATOR!!!.....AND HE HITS IT!!!.....Laps for the cover and. ....1.......................................................2........................................................3...................HE WINS!!! Drake Laps has won!!!
DT: And the first thing Laps does is roll out of the ring and go over to his wife Kelly. But she seems to be doing allright again. Laps thanks Jay Blue and then the two walk out of ringside, while the crowd cheers them on!!
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we see "The" Nick Dangerous and Coby Belton walk around backstage. Dangerous is bragging about how he attacked Laps and kicked Blade's ass, while Belton just nodds his head. They then walk through a doorway and Belton gets through first. Dangerous then wants to open the door and go through it aswell, but the door is blocked. Dangerous looks confused and he tries to open the door again. He opens it and .....WHACK....He gets hit in the head with a steelchair. Dangerous falls down to the floor and the camera moves up and we see BLADE standing above Dangerous with the steelchair in his hands. Blade smirks and drops the steelchair and walks away).
(Scene fades out).
DT: Now that was impressive!!
ND: No, it wasn't!!
DT: Yes it was!!
ND: No it wasn't!!
(The two get interrupted by the Cazzotron that comes back on).
(In the back we see Blade walk carelessly down the halls, a big smirk on his face after destroying "The" Nick Dangerous. He has no cares in the world. Just then a voice is heard....).
Voice: WATCH OUT NOW!!
(Blade can only stop in his tracks when.... WHAMMMMM!!! (Not George Michaels former band) A Vicious shot to Blades' left knee with a lead pipe, Nancy Kerrigan style. His assailant, Strait Hate looks over the fallen Blade).
Strait Hate: WHY MEEE WHY MEEE!!! Heh, sorry buddy, nothing personal, but you never shoulda f#cked over Cazzo. Who knew makin money was this easy?
(Strait laughs then drops the lead pipe, satisfied with his proformance. Strait walks away and we leave with a close up of Blade as he grimmaces and holds his knee).
(Scene fades out).
ND: Now that was impressive.
DT: No, it wasn't.
ND: Yes, it was.
DT: No, it wasn't!! Strait Hate just cowardly attacked Blade and hurt his injured knee. How on earth is he gonna defeat Christ now?
ND: Booohooooo!! Excuses, excuses. Even if he was 100% fit, then he still would never be able to beat The Messiah!!
DT: Fortunately Blade still got some time before his match. Maybe the doctors can fix him up again, so he's able to wrestle.
ND: Don't get your hopes too high.
DT: Agh shove it, Down.
DT: It's time for our next match and what a match. Former Universal Champion, but still SEI Champion Sean Corvik against MacBeth. MacBeth returned last week on Executive Decision and he attacked Corvik after he lost his Universal Title. MacBeth blames Corvik for Alexander Glory's death. Actually he blames Corvik for alot of stuff.
ND: Yes, he not only blames Corvik for not doing something to prevent Glory killing himself. But he accuses Corvik of holding MacBeth down during his first run in the EWCL. Next to that he blames Corvik for Johnson leaving and he blames Corvik for it that Exile still is in wrestling and risking his life constantly.
DT: Those are his motives, you may like them or not, but he sure is here with a goal.
ND: Maybe he also blames Corvik for not getting laid last week.
(slap-ouch).
DT: DOWN!!! How many times do I have to tell you not to say things like that.
ND: Apparently not enough.
(slap-ouch).
(The lights in the arena go out as the faint opening strands of the Danny Lohner remix of a perfect circle's "Judith" begin to play. The CazzoTron comes alive as words begin to flash across the screen.
"When the smoke clears and Sean Corvik is finally defeated,"
"you'll be shocked to see who's standing there."
"Past, present and future shall come together."
"There is a new saviour..."
"Welcome to my world."
Blue and white strobes and fog fill the entrance way as the CazzoTron flashes...
"ENTER MACBETH"
MacBeth emerges from the smoke and strikes the pose of the crucifix. The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos. His black, sleaveless, leather trenchcoat billows behind him as he makes his way to the ring... never once acknowleging the crowd, instead focusing his eyes on the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and kneels in the middle of the ring. He makes the sign of the crucifix once more).
(Moments after Died by Alice in Chains starts to play and Sean Corvik comes walking out. He gets a good cheer from the crowd. Corvik is only focussed on the ring and stares at MacBeth from the moment that he stepped out from behind the curtains. Corvik marches down the aisle and reaches ringside. He slides in the ring and the referee explains the rules).
Ding ding ding.
DT: Corvik and MacBeth are both still standing in the center of the ring and they start talking trash to eachother. MacBeth takes a couple of steps back, but this turns out to be a ruse as he throws a right hand....and....misses!!!...When MacBeth turns around, Corvik almost catches him in the Darkest Hour. MacBeth only barely gets out of it and moves to a corner. Corvik follows him into the corner and stomps MacBeth repeatedly in the corner!! The referee tries to restore some order but Corvik takes a swing at him, but just misses him. The referee decides that he's safer by letting it go a bit and he steps backwards.
ND: However MacBeth takes advantage of the moment and he kicks Corvik to the ribs. And follows that up with decking Corvik with a right hand. MacBeth with a couple of left jabs and he finishes it with a right hand that sends Corvik to the mat. MacBeth gets on top off Corvik and he starts to trash talk and insult him. He then picks Corvik up and goes for a DDT, but Corvik counters it with a reverse atomic drop!!! Corvik grabs MacBeth by the arm and after handing out a few shots to the face, he sends MacBeth into the ropes.
DT: MacBeth comes off and Corvik grabs him and does a belly to belly suplex!!! Corvik follows that up with pulling MacBeth by the head and he does a snappmare that takes MacBeth down to the mat again. Corvik holds on to the head and turns it into a headlock. MacBeth is struggling and does everything he can to get out of that headlock. He swings his arm and hits Corvik in the head. MacBeth does that again and now Corvik lets go. Corvik and MacBeth both back to their feet again and after another stare contest, they tie up again. Corvik waistlocks MacBeth, but MacBeth counters it and reverses the waistlock.
ND: He then turns it into a reverse DDT and executes it!!! MacBeth then quickly goes to the corner and climbs to the second rope and dives off for an elbow drop on Corvik!!!! He hit that pretty good I must add!! MacBeth goes for the cover, but he doesn't get further than two. MacBeth to his feet and he kicks Corvik to the head for about 6 times. He then plants his boot to Corviks throat and starts to choke him like that. The referee comes in again and starts to count till 5. After the count he makes MacBeth break the choke, but ofcourse MacBeth is not letting go.
DT: He wants to destroy Corvik, so he's not gonna listen to the referee. The ref tries again and he even shoves MacBeth now, and MacBeth lets go off the choke. MacBeth picks Corvik up now and he throws him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and MacBeth grabs him and executes a firemans carry!!! Nice move there by MacBeth!! He then bounces himself into the ropes and comes off for an elbow drop, but ooh Corvik rolls aside!!! Corvik to his feet and he grabs MacBeth, kicks him in the gut and ......SEDATION!!!!....THIS COULD BE IT!!! THIS COULD BE THE END ALREADY!!!
ND: Corvik for the pin, ...1....................................................2......................................but MacBeth kicks out of it. Corvik stomps down on MacBeth a few times and he then drags him over to the corner. He places MacBeth in a tree of woe position. Corvik then takes a few steps back and ....CROSS OF BURDEN!!! That was one of Joe Johnsons trademark moves!!! Whats Corvik trying to say here? Is he trying to make a point to MacBeth or not?!? Anyway, he hit MacBeth right into the face!!! Corvik drags MacBeth out of the corner and after doing a kneedrop he kneels down next to MacBeth and he starts to ramm his head into the mat!!
DT: ...1.....2....3.....4.....5.....6.....7.......8.....9.....10..... Corvik stops and he pulls MacBeth to his feet and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!!! Corvik rolls to the outside now and he pushes Jay Blue of his chair and he grabs it and folds it up. Corvik then walks over to MacBeth and ....BAMMMMMMMMM........BAMMMMMMMMMMM....
ND: ...BIGELOW.......
DT: What?
ND: Sorry, just always wanted to say that.
(slap-ouch).
DT: Corvik nailed MacBeth with that steelchair three times now!! And MacBeth falls down to the concrete floor!!! Corvik now stands over MacBeth and talks some trash to him. He then grabs MacBeth and drags him over to the ringpost and slamms his head into it!! He then drags him over to the ringsteps and also ramms his head into them!!! Corvik then lays MacBeth on top off the steel ringsteps. The SEI champion then climbs on top off the apron, and thats not all. He goes even higher as he climbs on the topturnbuckle!!! Corvik stands on top and looks down at MacBeth for a second. He then jumps off and .....OOOOOOOOHHHH HE MISSES!!!!..CORVIK JUMPED OFF FOR A LEGDROP, BUT MACBETH ROLLED OFF THE RINGSTEPS JUST IN TIME AND CORVIK FLEW RIGHT INTO THEM!!!
ND: What a mess out there!!! Corvik is laying half on those ringsteps, while MacBeth is laying on the concrete. After about 12 seconds both men start to move again. MacBeth uses the apron to get back to his feet and he gets up and reaches for the steelchair. He grabs it and walks over to Corvik and ....WHAMMMMM...he slamms the chair into Corvik's leg!! .....WHACKKKK....and he then ramms it into his head!!! MacBeth then throws the chair into the ring. He follows that up by grabbing Corvik, handing out a headbutt and then rolling him back into the ring again.
DT: MacBeth gets back in too and he makes the cover, ..1.......................................2........................but Corvik kicks out of it!! MacBeth picks Corvik up and ..SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!!...MacBeth for another cover, but again he only gets a two count. MacBeth kicks Corvik in the head three times and he then picks Corvik up and he sets him up for...FINAL ATONEMENT.....But Corvik blocks it and ....HE BACKDROPS MACBETH TO THE MAT!!!!.....Corvik then quickly gets into the ropes and he comes off and does a legdrop on MacBeth.
ND: Corvik picks MacBeth up and he sends him into the ropes. MacBeth comes off and ...INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!!....What a superkick was that!!! MacBeth goes down and Corvik goes for the cover, ....1..........................................2............................................kickout!!! MacBeth kicked out of that!!! Wow did you see that!!! Corvik now sets the chair up in the ring and he then grabs MacBeth and he goes to irish whip him. But ooooh instead MacBeth reverses the whip and sends Corvik into the ropes. Corvik comes off and ...DROP TOE HOLD AND CORVIK LANDS FACEFIRST INTO THE STEELCHAIR!!!
DT: MacBeth picks up Corvik now and ....FINAL ATONEMENT!!!...He's done it!!! MacBeth just leveled Corvik with that move. That was brutal.
ND: PIN HIM! YOU'VE GOT HIM! CMON! PIN HIM!!!!!
DT: Wait, he's hesistating. He's calling over Jezebelle! Whats he saying Down?
ND: I dunno, but with her, I doubt its something nice.
DT: Careful what you say. I'd be scared to get on her bad side. Look at that. Jezebelle is reaching under the ring for something�what is it?
ND: I can't tell�its on the other side of the ring�She just handed something to MacBeth�
DT: GLORY'S SLEDGEHAMMER!! NO WAY!! THAT'S ALEXANDER GLORY'S SLEDGEHAMMER!!!! SOMEONE STOP HIM!!!!!
ND: HES GOING TO KILL SEAN CORVIK!!!!! BLUD FOR BLUD!!!!!
DT: HES REARING UP! AND CORVIK IS STILL OUT!!!!!! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHATS COMING!!
(Suddenly the lights go out and the Cazzotron lights up. The speakers start to hum�BOOOM!!!!! TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!!!!!!)
DT: ITS�.ITS�.ALEXANDER GLORY!!!!!
ND: NO HES DEAD! HE CANT BE HERE! I SAW HIM DIE!!!!!
(The pyros go off and the lights come back on. Everyone in the arena is staring at the entrance way and the figure standing there).
Dt: Look at the MacBeth's face..is that fear or excitement? This is insane! WHO IS THAT?!
ND: I still can't see�.everyone is staring at him, listen to this place, you can hear a pin drop! Wait, I can make something out�.its�.its�
ND and DT: ROAD BLOCK?!
DT: ITS ROAD BLOCK! LISTEN TO THE ARENA! ITS EXPLODED!!!
ND: Whats this idiot doing out here?! Go get him Jezebelle!
DT: ROAD BLOCK JUST LAID OUT JEZEBELLE!!! LOOK AT MACBETH! HES SCREAMING AT ROAD BLOCK! HES FUMING!!!!!
ND: Wait a second�why is Road Block pointing at MacBeth?
DT: HOLY SHIT HES NOT POINTING AT MACBETH! HES POINTING AT EXILE!!! EXILE JUST ENTERED THE RING TO HELP HIS BEST FRIEND SEAN CORVIK!!!!!! MACBETH DOESN'T SEE HIM!!!!!
ND: TURN AROUND MACBETH!!!! TURN AROUND!!!!!
DT: Exile is tapping MacBeth on the shoulder�.OUTCAST!!! EXILE JUST HIT MACBETH WITH THE OUTCAST!!!! MACBETH IS OUT!!! AND LISTEN TO THIS ARENA!!! THEY ARE EXPLODING HERE!!!!!!
ND: CHEATING!!! DQ SEAN CORVIK!!! DQ HIM NOW!!!!
DT: Exile and Road Block are getting Sean Corvik out of the ring. He needs to see the medical trainer. Look at that. Road Block is basically carrying Sean Corvik to the back! Exile is still in the ring hes hamming it up for the fans! They love it!
ND: LOOK AT THAT!! MACBETH IS GETTING BACK UP!!! EXILE DOESN'T SEE IT!!! MACBETH HAS GOT THE SLEDGEHAMMER BACK!!! HES GOING TO�
DT: OH MY GOD!!!!!! MACBETH JUST CRUSHED EXILE IN THE HEAD WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!! EXILE JUST COLLAPSED TO THE MAT!!! OH MY GOD!!!!
ND: HES DEAD!! HES DEAD!!! MACBETH JUST KILLED EXILE WITH THAT CRUSHING BLOW TO THE HEAD WITH GLORY'S SLEDGEHAMMER!!!
DT: MacBeth is screaming in Exile's face! He just slapped Exile's face! He has lost his mind! NO! NO! HE JUST HIT EXILE WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER AGAIN!!! EXILE IS BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!! HES NOT MOVING!!! SOMEONE PLEASE GOD STOP MACBETH!!! STOP HIM BEFORE HE KILLS EXILE!!!!
ND: Ive seen a lot of things behind this desk, but this is just sick�Macbeth has crossed the line�
DT: MacBeth is still yelling at Exile�but hes stopped hitting him with the sledgehammer. Ugh. He just spit in Exile's face�he's leaving the ring. Hes finally leaving. Listen to this arena. This is just sick they are stunned to silence. I am too. Just�stunned.
ND: We really need to get someone out here.
DT: Here come the EWCL medical technictions. Folks we are going to stay with you and bring you updates on this situation and�..what?! DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT DOWN?!
ND: Yeah folks we have to take a break. Cazzo just ordered us to take a commercial break.
DT: YOU CANT DO THAT!!! YOU CANT CUT THE FEED NOW!! THIS MANS LIFE IS ON THE LINE! WHAT ABOUT HIS FAMILY! GODDAMN CAZZO!!!
ND: Well keep you updated on Exile's situation through the rest of the night. Well be back.
(Commercials).
DT: Welcome back. The medical staff is rushing Exile to a local hosipital right now. But just from looking at the ring, you can tell that he's lost a lot of blood. Please pray for Chris Lemke's welfare and his family during this time.
ND: Ha. His brother is going to need a prayer of his own right now since hes going up against the NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMP AND THE MESSIAH CHRIS CHRIST!!!
DT: I can't imagine what is going through Blade's mind right now, his brother's life on the line and he has to come out and compete.
(The locker room we are in belongs to Chris Christ. Christ sits in a comfy looking chair in the corner. Michelle Heart is sitting on the arm of the chair too. Next to them, on a long couch, is Nick Dangerous and Coby Belton. They aren't speaking yet, and are watching the TV. Michelle turns it off).
Michelle: Tonight is an important night. Tonight we got alot to prove! Tonight is our night!
Christ: I think we need a name!
Michelle: What?
Christ: A name. Like for our little group. A cool sounding name.
Belton: I got one!
Christ: Yeah, sounds good, but we need something more mean.
Belton: No, I mean I have a name for our group.
Nick: Is it, go get me a soda?
Belton: No.
Nick: Well go get me a soda then.
Belton: Are you serious?
Nick: Do I look like a clown.
Christ: Well, actually...
(Nick shoots a glance at Christ who shuts up. Belton also starts laughing and gets up from his seat. He hastily leaves the room).
Christ: I was thinking of something like...NASTY BASTARDS!!
Nick: That sucks!
Christ: Wait, I got more....MEAN MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES!!!
Nick: I don't think so.
Christ: Bitch beating badboys?
Nick: Nah.
Christ: The Royal Family?
Nick: Old news.
Christ: The Element?
Nick: Nah, we need something with a little...a little...
Christ: Pizazz?
Nick: No, OOMPH!!
Christ: The Oomphers?
Nick: No, you gormless crap. We just need something with oomph in it.
Christ: Like....The Oompha loomphas?
Nick: That's it, i'm outta here! I had enough of this, first I lose coz of Belton, then Blade hits me in the head and now this.
(Nick gets up and walks out the room. Christ looks at Michelle and she just shakes her head at him. At that point Coby Belton walks back into the room with a can of soda).
Belton: Where is Nick?
Christ: He gone to look for you. He said leave his soda here and go to his locker room or something.
Belton: Ok.
(Belton puts the soda down and leaves the room. Chris makes sure he leaves and grabs the soda and swigs it down).
Christ: AAAAHHHH!! That's good!!
(Commercials).
ND: It's time, i'ts finally time. It's time for The Messiah!!
DT: Is that all you can think of? After what happend earlier on with Exile.
ND: Uh....uhm...yesss....ITS THE MESSIAH YOU KNOW!!
DT: I wonder how Blade is doing. He not only got hit to his injured knee. He also had to watch how his brother Exile was beaten by MacBeth.
ND: Yes, tough one for him.
(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat).
(At that moment "My Sacrifice" by Creed starts to play and "The Messiah" Chris Christ and Michelle Heart appear from behind the curtains. They come out and the people start to boo them right away. Christ makes a handsignal to the boos and then even shows the crowd the finger. This only leads to more boos from the crowd. Christ smirks and points to his Universal Title and the two continue their way to the ring. Michelle stays on the outside while Christ slides into the ring).
DT: Christ still has the Universal Title around his waist. He looks at Blade and he points to the title again. He then takes the title off and holds it above his head and taunts Blade some more with the titlebelt. Blade looks to his side for a moment and then.....he charges in and ...SPEARS CHRIST TO THE MAT!!!!....Holy shit!!! And Blade unleashes several right hands to Christ his face!! Blade then gets up and he grabs the Universal Titlebelt and he first makes the intention to hit Christ in the head with it. But Blade sees the look in the referee his eyes and he stops and instead he motions and lets it seem like he wipes his ass off with the titlebelt.
ND: Blade then throws the titlebelt to the outside and Michelle goes to pick it up right away. Meanwhile in the ring Christ got back up to his feet, but he's overwhelmed by Blade's aggression. Before Christ can get back into the game, Blade comes in again and he throws a couple more right and left hands. He then irish whips Christ into the ropes and when he comes off he grabs him and does a powerslam!!! Blade picks Christ up and he sends him into a corner!! Christ flies in backfirst and Blade comes in and starts to kick Christ into the midsection!!
DT: He continiues to do so till Christ falls down to the mat!!! Blade then places his boot to Christ his throat and chokes the life out of him like that!! The referee makes the count and Blade lets go after the 5 count. Blade grabs Christ by the head and wants to deliver another right hand, but before he can do that, Christ counters with a thumb to the eye. Blade is blind for a moment and Christ takes advantage of the situation and he kicks Blade into the stomache!! He then comes in with a clothesline that takes Blade down to the mat!!! Christ grabs Blade by the head and ...SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!
ND: Woowwwww great!!! Christ goes for the cover, but Blade kicks out right away. The Messiah then picks Blade up again and throws a few chops to the chest. He then whips Blade into the ropes. He comes off and an overhead belly to belly suplex by Christ!!! Excellently done by the champion!! He drags Blade to his feet now and irish whips him, but Blade reverses the whip and Christ goes into the ropes himself. He comes off and Blade grabs him and ...SIDEWALK SLAM!!!....Blade climbs to his feet and he picks Christ up and sends him into the ropes again.
DT: Christ comes off and ....SPINEBUSTER!!!...Man, did he hit that hard!!! And Blade goes for the cover now, ...1......................................2...........................but a kickout by Christ!!! Blade shakes his head one time and then grabs Christ by the throat and pulls him up to his feet. He throws a series off right hands and he then sends him into the ropes again. But Christ comes off and ducks the forearm, he goes into the opposite ropes, comes off and ...DROPKICK TO THE KNEE!!!....OOOooooh thats gotta hurt!!! He hit that injured knee!!! And Blade is in real pain right now!!!
ND: He's a tactical wizard, thats The Messiah!!! Christ now is standing in the ring and he looks at Blade, who's trying to walk. It looks more like limping though. Blade's knee is really f&%ked up right now. Christ moves over to Blade and he sweeps his leg and Blade falls down to the mat!!! Christ then stomps down on that knee for a few times. Christ then drags Blade over to the nearest corner and he rolls himself to the outside. Christ grabs Blade's leg and ....WHAMMMMM...HE THROWS THAT INJURED LEG AND KNEE STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!!
DT: That definately must ruin that knee!! Somebody make him stop!!! ...But Christ swings another time and ...WHAMMMMM....ramms Blade's knee for a second time into the ringpost!!! Christ laughs and rolls back into the ring again. He drags Blade to the middle of the ring again and stands above Blade and taunts him!! Blade is checking his knee, this doesn't look good for him though!! He really needs a doctor to check on that knee. This could be the end of his knee you know. I've had several injuries and I tell you that knee injuries are real bad.
ND: Yeah, yeah like we want to hear about that. Back to the match please. Christ is still making fun of Blade. The Messiah now walks around in the ring and he acts like he's limping. He's taunting Blade that way. Man, that Christ is funny!! Christ stops near Blade's head and he bends over to talk some more trash. But then.....OOOOOOOHHHHH....Blade grabbed Christ by the ankle and....TURNED IT INTO AN ANKLELOCK!!! Nooooooo!!!! Christ is screaming it out from the pain right now!!! God nooooo!!!! The referee is asking if he wants to tap. How dare he ask that. Ofcourse Christ doesn't tap out!!
DT: What a great comeback by Blade!!! He's really giving it to Christ right now!! What a way to turn this thing again. But Christ is now crawling over to the ropes. He's getting closer now and ......he reaches the ropes and the referee makes Blade break the anklelock, which he does. Blade is up and he slowly walks over to Christ. It seems to be a bit better again with his knee. Blade picks up Christ and ...DDT's him to the mat!!! Blade goes for the cover, ....1.......................................................2.........................but a kickout by Christ!!
ND: Blade picks Christ up again and he irish whips him. Christ comes off the ropes with a flying forearm and he takes Blade to the mat!!! Christ grabs Blade and ...hooks in his SWEET DREAMS!!!!.....Thats his modified crossface chicken wing!!! Although he got it hooked in right, Blade is a bit close to the ropes and after about 15 seconds, Blade reaches the ropes and gets out of the move!! Christ drags Blade back to the center of the ring and he then lifts Blade up and throws a right one. He then lifts Blade up again and bodyslams him to the mat!!! Christ goes to the corner and climbs it. He gets on the topturnbuckle and he jumps off!!
DT: BUT OOOOOOOHHHH....BLADE GOT UP IN TIME AND HE CATCHES CHRIST OUT OF MIDAIR AND TURNS IT INTO A FALLAWAY SLAM!!! Nice counter!!! Blade for the cover now,....1...........................................................2..............................................but a kickout by Christ. Blade picks Christ up again and when he comes off Blade grabs him by the throat and he chokeslams him to the mat!! Blade goes for the cover, but again he ony gets a two count. Blade can't believe it and he climbs to his feet. He picks Christ up, but oooooh lowblow!!! Blade goes to one knee and Christ gets up and ...DDT!!!....He plants Blade's face into the mat!!!
ND: Christ goes to the toprope now and he quickly climbs on top and .....FROGSPLASH ON BLADE!!!!.....HE HIT IT....YESSS HE HIT IT!!!!....This is gonna be it....oh yess this is gonna be it!!! Christ hooks the leg and goes for the win, .....1...........................................................2............................................but hows that possible? Blade kicked out!! Christ is going insane now!!! He can't believe it, neither can I. ...Christ is walking around the ring now like a madman. He finally gets his temper back and he picks up Blade and he irish whips him. Blade comes off and Christ wants to backdrop him, but Blade reads the move and he lifts Christ up and ....PILEDRIVER!!!....
DT: Holy Shittt!!!!! Blade takes a deep breath and he picks Christ up from the mat. Blade whips Christ into the corner and the champion flies in hard!! Blade comes charging in right after and goes to splash on Christ!! But oooohhh Christ pulls the referee in front of him!! And Blade crashes into the referee!!! The referee got splashed between Blade and Christ and the ref falls down to the mat!!! Christ takes Blade by surprise and hits him to the forehead. Christ then hoists Blade up for the Sign Off, but Blade slides off Christ's shoulders, kicks him to the gut and ...BLADE RUNNER!!!!....He hit Christ with his finisher!!!......Blade goes for the cover, but ....but...the referee is still out!!! Unbelievable!! The referee is still layed out and can't make the count!!!
ND: Blade doesn't know what to do now. He gets back up to his feet and he checks his knee one more time. At that moment Michelle climbs on the apron and she starts to scream at Blade. Blade walks over to her and grabs her by the head.
DT: But there's Nick Dangerous!!! Dangerous runs out to the ring and he slides in the ring and knocks Blade down from behind. Blade goes down and Dangerous hammers down on him some more. Dangerous then slides to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a steelchair. Dangerous gets back into the ring again with the chair. Dangerous hands the chair over to Christ and he holds Blade as Christ prepares to smack Blade in the head with that chair. But at that moment Drake Laps comes through the crowd!!! He slides in the ring and he hits Dangerous to the back off the head!! Dangerous has to let go off Blade and .....OOOOOHHH.
ND: BLADE COUNTERS AND HE BIG BOOTS THE CHAIR AND IT DRIVES RIGHT INTO CHRIST HIS FACE!!!! AND CHRIST GOES DOWN!!!!.....Laps got on the topturnbuckle and ...HE GOES FOR HIS LAPIDATOR!!!.....But it is Coby Belton who runs down to the ring and he pulls Dangerous out of the ring before Laps can hit it!!!
DT: Blade picks up Christ and ....BLADE RUNNER!!!! HE DID IT FOR A SECOND TIME!!!! Blade goes for the cover and at that moment the referee got back up again. He makes the count and. ....1................................................................2..........................................................3.BLADE WINS IT!!!.....What a win for Blade!!!....
ND: NOOOOOO!!!!
(Blade's music hits and Laps and Blade shake hands).
DT: What an evening, what a show!!!
ND: Yeah great. (sarcastic).
DT: I can't wait till next week.
ND: Yeah, can't wait. (sarcastic).
DT: So folks all tune in again next week for another episode of INSURGENCE. Till then GOODBYE!!!
(End of show).