Date: 23th June 2002
Place: St. Louis, MO
Arena: Savvis Center

EWCL

Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.

Extreme

�Cages� Tables� Ladders� Barbed Wire� Chairs� Cells� Gore�

Wrestling

�Darkest Hour� Elegance in Torment� ...Outcast.....Tower of Babylon� Gargantuan Driver� Gavel� Lapidator� .....Danger Driver� Crucifixion�Sign Off

Championship

...Universal Title� EWCL Title� PrimeTime Title� Extreme Title� Tag Titles�

League

�Sean Corvik� Joe Johnson� Blade...�Exile....... Chris Christ.....Punisher� Drake Laps� Marcus Babylon� Ex-Terminator�...Nick Dangerous� Aaron Gold� Eleven�...G-Flem....

Insurgence

�Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week�

�EWCL Insurgence is on the air�

Dean Thornton: Uh we''re no longer in Japan Down.

ND: Oh uh, jetleg, it must be the jetleg.

DT: Sure whatever you say Down. So are you ready for tonight?

ND: Am I ready? Of course I am ready. I just had the most marvellous couple of days in my life and yes I am absolutely ready for tonight.

DT: Let me guess, something has to do with Chris Christ that you are doing so great.

ND: Hey how did you know?

DT: Just a wild guess and plus I saw some footage of that.

ND: Yes Chris, or I should say "my buddy" and I flew back to the US together and I even drove him to the hotel after. But hey thats what friends are for huh.

DT: You are so blind Down.

ND: What?

DT: Nothing.

ND: "The Messiah" Chris Christ is gonna take on that squirrel Drake Laps tonight in a TLC match. Thats gonna be big.

DT: No, thats gonna be huge!! Can't wait for that.

ND: Neither can I.

DT: But also just look at those other matches. In the Main Event we will see Universal Champion Sean Corvik taking on Legion leader The Punisher in a non-title match. We also gonna see a Brother vs. Brother match.

ND: How original.

DT: Blade taking on his older brother Exile. That is gonna be something.

ND: Also, G-Flem versus Aaron Gold and Nick Dangerous vs.

DT: "The" Nick Dangerous vs. "The Armageddon" Cerberus.

(At that moment American Made starts to play and The Punisher comes walking out moments after. The Punisher walks to ringside and he got a mic in his hands. He climbs in the ring and takes the word).

The Punisher: Good evening St. Louis. Before we start off with the first match I wanted to take this opportunity to give my condolances to all of you. A few days ago St. Louis Cardinal Jack Buck died. I also want to ask for a moment of silence in memory of him. Thank you.

(The Punisher drops the mic and the entire arena is quiet for a while).

(We then go back to our commentators Neil Down and Dean Thornton).

DT: Sad.

ND: ....

DT: But you know what they always say. The show must go on. So lets start.

ND: And who's gonna start this show off?

DT: Jay Masters.

ND: Ok I get that, but against who? Who will be the mystery opponent? Who is it gonna be?

DT: I got no idea. Usually you are the one with all the information and inside scoop. I thought you heard something.

ND: Well I heard something, but doubt that it has to do with this match.

DT: What do you mean?

ND: Well I heard something about Nick Dangerous.

DT: "The" Nick Dangerous.

ND: Yes him.

DT: So what did you hear?

ND: I heard something about who's he gonna attack.

DT: WHO?

ND: Sorry, can't tell.

DT: THEN DON"T MENTION IT, GOD!!!

ND: ....

DT: Ok, I calmed down again now. It's time for Jay Masters and his mystery opponent. You know it wouldn't surprise me if it was Aaron Gold. Gold really wants to break Masters in two right now after what happend last week.

ND: Yep, Masters not only cost Gold his match against Chris Outcast last week, but he also humiliated Gold immensely by giving him a Golden Shower!!

DT: Gold must be furious about that.

ND: Definately.

(Smells like teen spirit by Nirvana starts to play and moment later Jay Masters comes walking out. Masters gets mixed reactions as he spits to the floor and continues his way to ringside. He reaches ringside and he slides in and waits for his opponent).

ND: And now his opponent!!!...

(The lights go out, there's a big explosion and then they come on again. And there he is, there he stands on the top of the ramp while Cruxified by Sevendust starts to play. He's back once again, ...."THE HARDCORE EVENT" JOE JOHNSON...REIGNING EWCL CHAMPION!!!....The St. Louis crowd goes nuts as they recognise Joe Johnson. Johnson then starts to make his way down the aisle to the ring).

ND: HE's BACK...JOE JOHNSON HAS RETURNED!!!!....

DT: They must have let him go then. A couple of weeks ago Joe Johnson was arrested by the police. After Cazzo sent Frank Styles to Johnsons lockkerroom and pointed out that Johnson had drugs in his sportsbag. They probly found out or found prove that the drugs wasn't Joe's.

ND: But it was in his bag!

DT: HELLO!!! Anyone could have put that stuff in there.

ND: But who would do something like that?

(Neil Down and Dean Thornton look at eachother).

DT: Who tipped the police?

ND: Nooooo, you don't think that....

DT: Yes thats what I think.

ND: That would be sooooo low.......I LOVE IT!!!!

(slap-ouch).

DT: Fact is that Joe Johnson has been released and here he is again making his inring return. Remember that he still is the EWCL champion. He hasn't defended that title much, but he's still the champion. Johnson reaches ringside and we see that Jay Masters slides out of the ring now and he charges in on Johnson!!! But Johnson counters and clotheslines Masters straight to the concrete floor!!! Johnson stomps down on Masters for about 5 times and then he picks him up and drags him over to the ring. After slamming Masters his face into the apron for about 3 times, he rolls him back into the ring and join in after.

ND: Johnson looks good and in good shape. And he looks to be in a bad mood, poor Masters. Johnson grabs Jay and ....NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!!!.....Joe follows that up with picking Masters up, but oooh lowblow!! And Masters sends Johnson into the ropes and after he comes off he takes him down with an armdrag. Masters then bounces into the ropes and he comes off for an elbow drop, but Johnson moves out of the way in time. Johnson back to his feet and he picks Masters up and ....PAYBACK TO SOCIETY!!!!....

DT: Yess!! We missed that move!!! And Johnson now drags Masters over to the corner and he places him in a tree of woe position. Johnson takes a few steps back and ....THE CROSS OF BURDEN!!!.....Right in the eyes!!! This thing is over, Masters has been defeated already here!!! And here that crowd go, St. Louis is cheering Joe on like wild people. Johnson drags Masters out of the corner and lays him down in the middle of the ring. Johnson bounces himself into the ropes and comes off for a kneedrop to the face.

ND: Johnson then lifts Masters up and he signals for the CRUXIFIXION!!!....The crowd goes nuts again as Johnson lifts Masters up and ....HE HITS THE CRUXIFION!!!....And Masters is knocked out for sure!! What an impressive comeback by Joe Johnson!!! Johnson now goes for the cover and.......1......................................................2.......................But what the hell!!!!

(All of a sudden the lights go out and the Cazzotron starts to stop and flash for a couple of times).

DT: Whats going on here?

ND: I can't see!! I can't see!!

(Then we hear the noise of a steelchair banging into a head and about 10 seconds later the lights come on again and we see Joe Johnson layed out in the ring and a still unconscious Jay Masters with an arm on top of him).

DT: Holy shit, what happend there!?!

ND: Dunno, but what I do know is that the referee is gonna make the count now......1...................................................2........................................................3..................AND IT'S OVER!!! I CAN"T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!! Joe Johnson has lost!! HE LOST TO JAY MASTERS!!! What an upset, what a major upset!!!

DT: But the man doesn't even know it himself as he's still knocked out himself. Nice way to win huh.

(At that moment Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. The fans start to boo him from the moment they see him. Prez Cazzo smirks and walks to the ring in his own way. He reaches ringside and grabs a microphone. He circles the ring and then steps on the ringsteps, but doesn't climb into the ring).

Prez Cazzo: Hey Joe!!! Way to go Joe!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA.

(The crowd starts to chant: Asshole.....Asshole......Asshole.......).

Prez Cazzo: Oh please shut up!!!

Prez Cazzo: Joe, is this what you wanted? Huh!! Is this what you wanted? To make your return and lose to Jay Masters??? And you know what Joe? You know what, I got an even bigger surprise for you.

(Joe has opened his eyes at this time and he looks up to Cazzo).

Prez Cazzo: Yes please look at me when I talk to you. Thats a bit more polite.........What I wanted to say is that I hope you enjoyed your match and your EWCL title, coz the match you just lost was for the EWCL TITLE!!! So you can kiss your title goodbye!!!

DT: NOOOOO!!! HE CAN"T DO THAT!!

ND: I think he just did!!

Prez Cazzo: So that title now belongs to Jay Masters!!

(At that point Joe Johnson crawls back to his feet again and he charges in on Prez Cazzo and before Cazzo can reacht he grabs the president by his collar. Johnson is about to drag Cazzo over the toprope into the ring, but just when he wants to do that "American Badass" by Kid Rock starts to play. And the CEO Rick O'Connor comes walking out shaking his head. O'Connor reaches ringside and out of his pocket he grabs a mic).

Rick O'Connor: Hold it Joe. Wait just one second with dragging that piece of shit into the ring. Hear me out first.

(Johnson stares at O'Connor and motions that Rick should speak up. However Johnson is not letting go off Cazzo's collar).

Rick O'Connor: There's no way that you can lose your title tonight as the match wasn't even booked. Therefore Joe, you did lose this match, but you didn't lose the EWCL Title. But there's just one catch to it.

ND: A catch?

Rick O'Connor: Next week at Executive Decision you have to defend your EWCL Title against Blade and "The" Nick Dangerous in a threeway match. You have to show up there, coz otherwise you will be stripped of your title for sure!!

(Johnson nodds like that sounds fair to him).

Rick O'Connor: Oh and Joe.....You can drag Cazzo into the ring now!!

(O'Connor turns around and leaves ringside while Johnson grabs Cazzo even tighter by the collar and then drags him over the toprope into the ring. He stomps Cazzo into the head a few times and he then lifts him up and ......CRUXIFIXION!!!....)

ND: Oooooh nooooo!!! He just did the CRUXIFIXION ON CAZZO!!!

DT: He deserved that!!

ND: O'Connor could have stopped it, but he never. He just let Joe do whatever he wanted to do!! Thats insane!!

DT: He deserved that!!

ND: Oh shut up and the crowd is even loving it.

DT: He deserved that!!

ND: Commercials please!!

(Commercials).

DT: Welcome back folks to the second part of Insurgence. And if you only tune in now, then you already missed out on alot. We've seen the return of Joe Johnson.

ND: And you missed how he got beaten by Jay Masters.

DT: Shove it Down.

ND: ...

DT: So far we only talked about the fact that Johnson lost and that he almost got screwed again by Cazzo. But what about that person who nailed him. Who was that?

ND: Don't know.

DT: You really don't?

ND: I could say that Nick Dang..

DT: "The" Nick Dangerous.

ND: Whatever...that Dangerous has something to do with it.

DT: Hmm, could be right there. He not only said that he was gonna attack someone, but he also already knew that he would be in a match with Johnson next week at the PPV. Clever Down, real clever.

ND: Hey, thats what I'm here for.

(Moments later Kashmir by Led Zeppelin begins to blare over the pa system and "The" Nick Dangerous comes out from behind the curtains. He wears a Legion shirt and he is accompagnied by his manager Peter Tiger who's still sitting in a wheelchair. Dangerous starts to make his way down the ramp, while Peter Tiger slowly tries to manoeuvre the wheelchair down the ramp. Dangerous looks back at Tiger with a pityful look on his face and then starts to laugh at him. Dangerous moves on and reaches the ring and slides in).

(Then Judgement Night by Brad Friedel starts to play and "The Armageddon" Cerberus comes out. Cerberus appears on the ramp and starts to march down to ringside. Peter Tiger is only halfway down the aisle and he looks back and sees Cerberus heading up and Tiger tries to speed up to reach the ring before Cerberus has reached him. But he's unsuccesful as Cerberus is already right behind him. Peter Tiger looks up at Cerberus and starts to beg for mercy. Cerberus just laughs and he mocks Tiger abit and then he slaps Tiger to the back of the head. Cerberus then moves on and rolls into the ring).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Poor Peter Tiger. Last week he got thrown of the top off the ramp by Cerberus and now he gets mocked like that.

ND: Hey pathetic guys like Peter Tiger deserve to be mocked.

DT: Uhuh..you should know.

ND: Hey....what do you mean by that???

DT: Nevermind...

ND: The match has begun and Dangerous and Cerberus start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds. They tie up and Cerberus with a headlock, but Dangerous counters with a knee to the stomache. Cerberus lets go off the headlock and Dangerous hands out a few chops to the chest and sends Cerberus into the ropes. The Armageddon comes off and Dangerous backdrops him to the mat again!! Dangerous to the mat and he grabs Cerberus by the head and locks in a headlock. Oooh scientific!! Cerberus is struggling and tries to get out of that headlock.

DT: The referee is making the count, but Cerberus is already taking charge as he elbows Dangerous and Nick has to let go off that headlock. Cerberus gets back to his feet again and he and Dangerous lock up for a second time. This time Ceberus shoves Dangerous backwards and he lands into one of the four corners. Cerberus follows that up with a series of punches to the face and kicks to the midsection. And Dangerous falls down to the mat in a seated position. However Cerberus continues to kick Dangerous to the head. He keeps it up till Dangerous falls headfirst to the mat.

ND: Cerberus drags Dangerous out of the corner and he then quickly jumps on the topturnbuckle and....SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!!!.....And he lands on Dangerous!! What a move by Cerberus!! And The Armageddon goes for the first cover of the match, .....1.....................................2................but a kickout. Cerberus hops back up again and comes in with a couple of kicks to the head. He then picks Dangerous up and sends him into the ropes again. But this time Dangerous comes off and he ducks the forearm and goes into the opposite ropes.

DT: He comes off once again and he takes Cerberus to the mat with a flying forearm!!! Dangerous pulls Cerberus up by the head now and he throws him into the ropes again. Cerberus comes off and Dangerous takes him down with a hiptoss. Nick picks Cerberus up once more and after a few uppercuts he irish whips him into the corner. Cerberus flies in backfirst and Nick follows in hot pursuit and he splashes on top off his opponent!!! Excellently!! Dangerous grabs Cerberus and irish whips him into the opposite corner now!

ND: And again Cerberus flies backfirst into the corner. For the second time Dangerous follows in after and he charges in on Cerberus, but oooooh this time Cerberus sticks his elbow out and Dangerous flies face first into that elbow. He staggers backwards and Cerberus comes in and .....QUICKSILVER!!!....He leaps onto the opponents shoulder with one foot then quickly performs a snap kick into the opponents face with the other foot. Holy crap!!!!! Did you see that!?! Dangerous went down and Cerberus for another cover attempt, but he only gets two.

DT: Cerberus picks Dangerous up and he irish whips him, but Dangerous reverses the whip and sends Cerberus into the ropes. He comes off and he grabs Cerberus when he comes off and does a belly to belly suplex!!! Dangerous then lifts Cerberus up and he ...PILEDRIVES....him face first to the mat!!! Dangerous goes for the pin, ...1...................................................2........................but a kickout by The Armageddon. Dangerous can't have this and he gets up and kicks Cerberus to the head. He then lifts Cerberus up and he body slamms him to the mat.

ND: Dangerous then goes for the corner and starts to climb the topturnbuckle. He gets on top and he jumps off and ....DIVING HEADBUTT!!!!.....And he hits it!!! Oooooh man!!! But that also took the wind out of Dangerous!!! Both men are knocked out and the ref starts to count, ....1.......2......3.......4........5.......6........7.....And it's Dangerous who's the first to get back up again now. He picks Cerberus up and irish whips him but now Cerberus reverses the whip. Dangerous comes off the ropes and charges in on Cerberus but ...oooooh JUDGMENT DRIVER!!!......What a move there!!! And Dangerous is hurt and Cerberus also takes his time to get back up again.

DT: Cerberus picks Dangerous up and he throws him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Cerberus goes for a back body drop, but Dangerous sees it coming and he grabs Cerberus head and slamms it into the mat!!! Dangerous then bounces into the ropes and he comes off and does a legdrop to the back of Cerberus his head. Dangerous gets up again and raises his hands in the air. He then lifts Cerberus up.

(But then we see Joe Johnson running out from the back. He reaches the ring and climbs on the apron and he yells out to Nick Dangerous).

DT: What's Joe doing here?

ND: Well he probly heard you saying that it was Nick Dangerous who attacked him earlier in his match.

DT: Hey, I only said it could have been Nick Dangerous.

ND: Joe must have took his own conclusions then.

DT: Joe stands on the apron and Dangerous sees him and he lets go off Cerberus and walks over to Joe. Joe yells out that Nick has screwed him, but Dangerous shakes his head and replies that he had nothing to do with that. Johnson doesn't believe it and yells out again. Dangerous once again says that he had nothing to do with it. But Johnson doesn't believe him. Dangerous gets closer to Johnson and all of a sudden he swings at Johnson!! But Johnson ducks the fist and counters with a right arm of his own. Dangerous stumbles backwards right into the arms of Cerberus who got back up again.

ND: Cerberus rolls Dangerous up in a schoolboy and goes for the pin, ........1................................................................2...........................But Nick kicks out in the final moment!!

DT: But Peter Tiger then shouts out to Nick and he throws Nick's white baseball bat into Nicks direction. But seeing as Tiger is sitting in a wheelchair, his throwing is off a bit and the baseball bat lands right in front of Cerberus. Cerberus picks it up and grins. Peter Tiger reacts rather quickly and he grabs Nick's grey baseball bat and he also throws it into the ring. This time he's more luckly and it lands in front of Nick's feet. Dangerous picks it up and now we see that both Cerberus and Dangerous got a baseball bat in their hands and they are about to swing it.

ND: The referee tries to tell them that they have to get rid of the weapon. The two stare at the referee for a moment, but then look back at eachother. And they then swing at eachother at the same moment.....BAMMMMMMMM......THE BASEBALL BATS COLLIDE INTO EACHOTHER!!!.......The referee shouts out to them for a second time, but then Cerberus swings his bat again and ...WHAMMMMM.....HE NAILS THE REFEREE WITH THAT BAT!!!!.....Cerberus looks at the referee who is falling down to the mat, but at the same moment Dangerous comes in and spears him down to the mat!!

DT: Dangerous lands on top off Cerberus and starts to hand out punch after punch!!! Dangerous then grabs the baseball bat and starts to choke Cerberus with it!!! Oh my Goddd!! He's choking the life out of Cerberus with that bat!!! And there's no referee to stop this!!! The referee is still knocked out from that shot by Cerberus!!! Nick Dangerous lets go now and he gets to his feet and he sees that Cerberus is coughing and grasping for air. Dangerous then waits till Cerberus gets back to his feet and he then charges in on Cerberus and .....HE PLACES THE BASEBALL BAT IN FRONT OF HIS ARM AND HE CLOTHESLINES CERBERUS WITH THAT BAT OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

ND: Good Godddd!!! Cerberus is layed out and Nick Dangerous is waking up the referee now. The referee is still dazed and without even noticing that Cerberus is on the outside, he calls for the bell and shouts something to Jay Blue.

(Ring announcer Jay Blue takes a microphone and speaks up).

Jay Blue: This match results in a double disqualification!!!

DT: Dangerous can't understand it at all and he grabs the referee by the throat and starts to punch him in the face. He then lifts the ref up and ......DANGER DRIVER TO THE REFEREE!!! Thats crazy!!! Thats unbelievable!!! Ok, it was Cerberus who knocked the ref out in the first place, but both men had a baseball bat in the ring. So its valid that both got disqualified!!!

(Commercials).

Christ: That reception is not how to greet your former EWCL champion and soon to be Universal champion!! Is that what manners they teach here in...in...where is this dump again?

(The crowds boos reign over the sound of Chris laughing. The heat he is getting is intense and soon enough the asshole chant dies right down.)

Christ: But now on a more serious note, lets get down the real reason I have graced the ring before my match. There is only one reason...well two, one is to allow you people to experience what greatness and perfection is before you die. The main reason, however, is to ask a question. A question that has been bugging me for quite some time. Ever since Monday night in fact when I learnt the Insurgence card. I get the card and who do I see opposite my name? Drake friggin Laps! The squirrel boy himself. My immediate thought was 'cool another easy win' but then my attention was turned to something else. I look at the main event and who is there? Who do I see fighting? Sean Corvik!! That's when it hit me 'Why the hell aren't I getting my title shot?' So I think maybe Cazzo just wearing him down after the beating I gave him. Then I read on and see he is facing that ass jacker Punisher!!

(The crowd goes nuts at the mention of their hometown hero and the cheers don't die down for several minutes.)'

Christ: What the hell I think? Why is Punisher in the main event? Why is that fat old buggerooni getting a shot at the champion? Then it clicked with me. It's because he wants to show off in front of the biggest gang of in-breeds in the world!! You stinkin people make me sick. Cazzo makes me sick and one more person makes me sick. Wanna know who that is?

(BOOM! A huge explosion hits the Savvis Arena as Megadeth - Trust is turned up all the way...A huge image of Drake Laps is shown doing frontflips and doing backflips, winning matches, and other such things...The lights are off as a small shadow hits the top of stage, BOOM! Again a huge explosion hits as Drake Laps is standing on the top with his Extreme Title hanging over his shoulder...He raises it in the air as the crowd goes MAD pops for the new father...The music goes down as Drake Laps wraps his title around his waist...He puts the microphone to his mouth as the crowd goes nuts...He tries to speak a word but the crowd gets louder...The camera shows Chris Christ shaking his head in shame over the arrival...Laps puts his hand in the air as the crowd tones down some).

Laps: You must be talking about me, Drake Laps!

(Crowd goes nuts as Chris Christ is shown kicking the bottom turn buckle).

Laps: So now you're here...Blabbing on and on about how Sean Corvik is a main eventer again...He's a main Eventer like usual, Wah Wah Wah, whine Christ, Wine...

(Christ shakes his head as he waves his fist at Laps in anger).

Laps: It's ok Christ...You can think about that all you want, Sean Corvik...Our Universal Champion is the biggest superstar in the fed, and that's what you think about...But you must've forgot something, Christ...You must've forgot that you're facing a star, of the fed...A champion, not like yourself...

(Chris Christ is shown shaking his head again looking at Laps with a stern look...The crowd is going ballistic as Laps goes on with his rambling).

Laps: You've said it before and you're going to say it again...I am nothing but a worthless opponent, and that's all you see me as...But this, is the week that it changes Christ...This is the week, that I become what you have lost...A legend... And of course, of what your quote says�"Fighting me will make you a star, it's beating me that will make you a legend"�I've fought you, and become a star for the fights that we have...We've fought more than a few times in this federation, and after those, I have become a humongous star...But this is the week, that the star status, changes...Because when you left this federation, you left your respect from everyone in that back, and counting me...You left the federation that you could've been even bigger in...You never would've known Christ, you could've been Universal Champion by now, if you wouldn't of left...But now, it's my territory...This is my home of all homes...We are in ST.LOUIS, MISSOURI, and we have a match to hit...And after that match tonight, Christ...I am not going to be a star...no no...I am not going to become a superstar...no no...I am going to become something that you have always wanted to be, a legend, in the EWCL...

Christ: Maybe you aren't grasping something Drake. I am not wishing to become a legend, nor am in anyway chasing a legendary run. i'm not wishing or chasing it because I am it! I am a legend, I am the legend..I am the EWCL!! I didnt lose respect from the guys in the back because I never had it for any of them in the first place and in my eyes, to lose respect you must originally have it for someone. All week Drake you have been occupied with that pig looking thing you call a child. This week when i'm done with you it's goin to feel like you've had a baby..no,no twins! I'm gonna kick your ass so bad it's goin to feel like childbirth to you!

(The crowd neither boo nor have any reaction as Laps pulls a face of disgust and so do some of the fans. Chris sees this and tries to rescue himself)

Christ: Yeah, and not to mention that...er.,.that you suck!!

(The crowd laughs at the pathetic attempt from Christ)

Laps: You sick disgusting bastard...You don't have anything to say of what my comments are, do you Christ? You have run out of ideas for your next "big thing"? You can't disguise that retarded look for yourself in the ring...You can say all the things you want about me being tied up with my child, but after this match tonight, Christ...And if you have ever ran a lap around a track, You'll know what the Last Lap feels like, because it's your night Chris...

Christ: You're damm Skippy its my night. Just like it was my night the last 4..5 times we met. Tonight isn't the last lap in this race Drake. This is the starting gun, we'll take the other 7 or 8 defeats as false starts for you. The finishing line is a far far away and at this rate you will be crossing it in a wheelchair pushed by your son. Don't let winning get to your head Drake, someone like you can't handle the spotlight for long. Tonight is special night�Tonight...I kill Drake Laps!!

(My Sacrifice plays and the crowd boo immensely. Drake smirks and nods at Christ in the ring as we cut to commercials)

ND: Man, did "The Messiah" Chris Christ show Laps there.

DT: What do you mean?

ND: Just what I said, man did Christ show Laps there.

DT: It were only words Down, only words. The action will take place later tonight.

ND: Words can do more damage then punches.

DT: Wow, Down, I didn't expect something so deep from you.

ND: Yeah I know, I learned that expression from a Japanese prostitute last week.

DT: Ok, there you go again Down the drain.

ND: ....

DT: It's time for our next match. Gargantuflem and Aaron Gold. Both men are number one contenders. G-Flem for the Prime Time Title and he will get his titleshot next week at Executive Decision and Gold is the number one contender for the Extreme Title. Now we can see who's more ready for it.

(My way by Limp Bizkit starts to play and "24 Carat" Aaron Gold and Silva come out. They ride out on Gold's Harley Davidson. He rides to the ring and circles the ring one time and he then stops and he and Silva climb off the bike. Aaron Gold then slides into the ring).

ND: Gold sure has a pissed look on his face. Hehehe. You get it? Huh you get it? PISSED LOOK!!!

DT: Yes I get it Down, real funny. (sarcastic)

ND: Damn I rule!

DT: Sure (sarcastic).

(Want by Disturbed starts to play and Gargantuflem comes walking out. He wears a Legion T-shirt and nodds to the fans while he makes his way to the ring. He reaches ringside and stares at Gold his bike for a moment. He then stares at Silva and slides in the ring to face Aaron Gold).

Ding ding ding.

ND: The bell has rung and G-Flem walks up to Gold and he taunts him a bit and motions that he smells and all. Of course with the reference to last week where Masters gave Gold a Golden Shower.

DT: Yes we know that by now, you don't have to remind us all of that constantly.

ND: Gold doesn't like it and he charges in on G-Flem and starts to hand out forehands. G-Flem returns the favour and so they start to trade punches back and forth. Gold then blocks a shot and he counters with a fine right one of his own. He then bounces himself into the ropes and comes off for a clothesline. But oooooh G-Flem doesn't go down from that one!! Gold takes a few steps back and goes into the ropes again. He comes off and another clothesline!!! G-Flem staggers backwards a bit but he still never went down.

DT: Gold shakes his head and goes into the ropes for a third time. He comes off and ........G-Flem counters and he grabs Gold out of the air and turns it into a powerslam!!! The big guy picks Gold up now and he throws a few more right ones. He then chops him to the chest and irish whips Gold into the ropes. Gold comes off and tilt-a-wirl driver!!! Gold goes down and G-Flem for the cover, but he doesn't get more than a two count. G-Flem picks Gold up from the mat, but Gold with a poke to the eye!!

ND: G-Flem can't see for the moment and Gold uses that in his advantage and he grabs him by the head and DDT's him!!! Gold then picks G-Flem up and waistlocks him!! Gold goes for the german suplex!! But G-Flem is too heavy for him!!! Gold tries again, but he can't do it!!! G-Flem reverses the waistlock, but before he can do anything Gold does a reverse mule kick!!! Gold then quickly climbs the topturnbuckle and he jumps off for a double axe handle and he takes the big guy down to the mat!! Gold even goes for the pin now, ....1...................................................2...................but G-Flem kicks out.

DT: Gold grabs G-Flem by the head and starts a series of punches to the side of the head. He then throws G-Flem into the nearest corner and he goes in after and starts to ramm G-Flems head into the topturnbuckle. 1...2....3.....4......5......6......7.....8......9....10...The crowd counts along as Gold does that. Gold now lets go off G-Flem and drags him out of the corner and irish whips him into the ropes. G-Flem comes off and Gold goes for a belly to belly suplex!!! But oooooohh!!! G-Flem is too heavy for Gold and Gold can't take the weight and G-Flem falls on top off him!!!

ND: G-Flem has been eating alot of hamburgers this week.

DT: Concentrate on the match Down. The referee is going for the count, but Gold manages to kick out in time. But G-Flem is in control again and he picks up Gold and kicks him in the gut. He then grabs him by the tights and executes a suplex. G-Flem back up again and he puts his boot to Gold throat and chokes him like that. The referee starts to count and after the five count G-Flem lets go off the choke. G-Flem then grabs Gold by the throat and pulls him to his feet. He hands out a few shots to the head and then he irish whips Gold into the corner.

ND: Gold flies in hard backfirst!! G-Flem charges in, but Gold reads the move and moves out of the way in time and G-Flem flies chest-first into the topturnbuckle!!! Gold then runs in on G-Flem from behind and he takes him to the mat with a clothesline to the back of the head. G-Flem is down and Gold starts to kick and stomp down on him several times. He then looks to the corner and points towards it.

DT: Gold on the topturnbuckle again and he dives off for a cross body, but ooooh G-Flem got up in time and he catches Gold out of midair!!! The power that this guy has is enormously!!! G-Flem walks over to the ropes and ...he drops Gold crotchfirst into the ropes!!! Ooooooh that must hurt!!! Gold is hanging in the ropes there and G-Flem comes charging in and .....HE BIG BOOTS GOLD OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!!! What a fall!!! ....Gold is layed out and G-Flem rolls to the outside and he picks Gold up. He drags him over to the ringpost and he throws him shoulderfirst into the steel!!

ND: Gold flies of it and to the concrete!! G-Flem picks Gold up and lifts him above his head and ....and....he throws Gold over the toprope back into the ring again!!! That was real impressive there!!! G-Flem gets back in the ring again and he grabs Gold, but ....GOLDEN GLOBES LOWBLOW!!!.....And G-Flem goes down to one knee. Gold bounces into the ropes and comes off for his Gold Ring Neckbreaker and executes it!!! G-Flem goes down and Gold for the cover, .........1..................................................2....................kickout!!

DT: Gold is eager to get the win now and he picks G-Flem up and he goes for the Career Ending GoldDigger!! He sets him up for that devastating underhook Piledriver!! He lifts G-Flem up, but G-Flem blocks it!!!!....Gold with another try, but G-Flem blocks it for a second time and counters with backdropping Gold to the mat!!! G-Flem then picks Gold up and ....GARGANTUAN DRIVER!!!......He hit his finisher!!!! And Gold is out!!! G-Flem goes for the cover and. ...1...........................................2.....................................................3............HE WINS IT!!! G-Flem wins again and he really seems ready for his Prime Time Title match against Marcus Babylon next week at Executive Decision.

(Commercials).

Roadblock: MIKEY!!

(Exile and Blade continue to stare at eachother but don't say a word).

Roadblock: So Mikey, are you here to say that I was right? Are you here to tell Exile that I was right about everything. That Cazzo is using Exile's contract to blackmail you. That if you didn't join the Executive that Cazzo would have ruined and destroyed Exile? Is that what you are gonna tell Exile right now?

(Exile and Blade still don't say a word).

Roadblock: Common guys!! You are brutha's!!! Big brutha and little brutha!!! You love eachother, just like I love the two of you. Well ok, not the way I love you, coz well you are blood related and I am just, uhmmm I'm just not blood related. But what was I saying again?....Uhm....uh....oooh yeah don't fight eachother just coz Cazzo says so!! Don't join The Executive just coz Cazzo threatens you and Exile!! You are family, you stand above that all, don't you?!?

(The words Roadblock is saying still don't seem to have alot of impact as Exile and Blade haven't even moved a muscle).

Roablock: GUYS!!! GUYS!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

(At that moment Blade turns around and wants to walk away, but just at that moment Exile grabs him by the shoulder and turns him around again. Exile stares in Blade's eyes and.....the two brothers hug!!!).

Roadblock: Ooooh you guys!! Don't make me cry right now!!

(Blade and Exile then break the hug and without having said one word Blade walks away).

(Scene fades out).

DT: Intresting stuff right there. You think that Exile believes Roadblock now?

ND: I don't know, Exile's mind is not easy to understand.

DT: You can say that again. I really wonder if Exile understands now why Blade joined The Executive.

ND: This upcoming match between the two of them probly will bring some answers.

DT: Yes, Exile versus Blade, brother versus brother.

(Born of a broken man starts to play and Exile comes walking out followed by Roadblock. Exile gets cheered on by the crowd and the two make their way to ringside. They reach it and Roadblock stays on the outside while Exile slides in the ring).

(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat. Blade climbs in the ring and looks at his brother). Ding ding ding.

DT: The bell has rung and officially the match has started now. Exile takes a few steps backwards and hangs into the ropes. What is he doing? Blade doesn't really know what to do right now. He then also takes a few steps back and also hangs into the ropes. So what we see is both men hanging in the ropes, just doing nothing, looking at eachother and at the crowd. The crowd is cheering and shouting things like: "BLADE LEAVE THE EXECUTIVE".....

ND: The referee doesn't know what to do at this moment and he's lifting up his shoulders know. He walks up to Blade, but Blade doesn't react at all. He then walks up to Exile and Exile also doesn't react at all. The referee is clueless right now. This gotta be the first time in his career that something like this has happend.

DT: Roadblock is smiling now and he slides himself in the ring and he first goes over to Exile and then goes over to Blade. Roadblock then goes to the middle of the ring and ...what the hell is he doing??....

ND: HE'S DANCING!!!.....HE'S DOING THE RUNNING MAN!!!......NOOOOOO!!!! THAT"S WORSE THAN A ONE TIME MATCH!!!

(Roadblock continues to dance, but he gets interrupted by the opening riffs off Damned if I do by Life Of Agony. A furious Prez Cazzo comes walking out. He has a bandage on his head from that Cruxifixion that he received earlier this evening. In his right hand he got a paper. Cazzo reaches ringside and he climbs in and walks over to Blade).

Prez Cazzo: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?

Blade: I'm not wrestling my brother.

Prez Cazzo: YOU WHAT?!?

Blade: I'm not wrestling my brother.

Prez Cazzo: IF I TELL YOU TO WRESTLE YOUR BROTHER THEN YOU WRESTLE YOUR BROTHER!! HELL, IF I TELL YOU TO WRESTLE YOUR MOTHER THEN YOU WILL DO IT!! WHATEVER I SAY, YOU DO!!! COMPRENDRE!! NOW GO AND FIGHT!!

Blade: No, I won't.

Prez Cazzo: WHAT?!? DID YOU JUST SAY NO!!! ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY?!?

Blade: I'm not wrestling Chris.

Prez Cazzo: YOU SURE, ARE YOU REALL SURE!! COZ YOU KNOW WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES ARE!!

Blade: Do whatever you have to do.

Prez Cazzo: I WILL, TRUST ME I WILL.

ND: What's he gonna do?

(Prez Cazzo lifts the paper he was holding up in the air and speaks up again).

Prez Cazzo: In my right hand, I am holding Exile's contract. The contract that I used against him when he wanted to retire. The contract that I used so that Exile could not stop and leave the EWCL. My motive for that, was real simple: The name Exile means ratings and money. It also was convenient to see how Exile would continue to destroy his body and mind week in and week out.

(The crowd starts to boooo Cazzo again at this point).

Prez Cazzo: And look at what Exile has done over the last couple of weeks. He wrestled like he never did before. He beat everyone who crossed his path and he even managed to defeat Chris Christ to be the number one contender for the Universal Title. Exile has earned himself a title shot!! But Blade, only because you are being so selfish and only think of yourself I am gonna do this.

(Cazzo holds up Exile's contract and he rips it in two pieces).

Prez Cazzo: That was it for Exile in the EWCL. That was his contract!! His contract has been terminated as off now!!! No more matches, no more number 1 contender!! No more nothing!! Screw the ratings and the money he brings!! Screw Exile!!!

(Blade walks up to Cazzo now and just passes him and walks into the direction of his brother. Exile has a slight grin on his face).

Prez Cazzo: As for you Blade. You can kiss The Executive and your tagteamtitle goodbye!!!!!

(Then A guitar riff explodes through the arena, competing with the frenetic drums for domination of the composition. The frantic pace builds as a bell chimes in the depths of the piece. Four times it chimes before the vocals explode).

(As Kid Rock hollers his anthem, upon either side of the ramp two enormous explosions threaten the very roof of the auditorium. CEO flashes across the giant Cazzotron, and as the brightness fades ever so slightly a figure steps into the entrance. Clad in faded jeans, a tight black 'Drake Laps' t-shirt and black boots, he steps onto the ramp and stares out at the roaring arena. He watches the crowd as they holler for 'The Rage', their first glimpse of the man in the flesh. Burning bright and strong for several moments, the pyro eventually fades, and he makes his way slowly down towards the ring, reaching out to touch the fans' hands as he passes. Rick O'Connor reaches the ring, grabs a microphone and gets in the ring).

Rick O'Connor: Eric, Eric, Eric. When are you gonna stop making a fool out of yourself. One week you say this and do this and the following week you just do the opposite and say the opposite. You are really making a fool out of yourself. You act like a cartoon figure.

Prez Cazzo: What do you want O'Connor? Shouldn't you get ready for our match next week at Executive Decision!!

Rick O'Connor: Oh trust me, I will be ready. But Eric, I'm not here for our match, I'm here to announce the Main Event match for next weeks Executive Decision.

Prez Cazzo: Oh you are huh.

Rick O'Connor: Yes I am.

Prez Cazzo: And what's so special about it, that you have to do it right now?

Rick O'Connor: Because you just torn up Exile's contract.

Prez Cazzo: SO? What does he have to do with next weeks Main Event?

Rick O'Connor: Exile is the number one contender for the Universal Title.

Prez Cazzo: Not anymore!! Didn't you just see what I did to his contract?!?

Rick O'Connor: You were out of line doing that and you know it!! You know that you can't fire someone on your own, for this reason. Just like I can't fire someone on my own for this reason. Not withouth the other one's permission.

Prez Cazzo: I can bloody hell do whatever I want!!! This is MY COMPANY!!

Rick O'Connor: Yes we all know Eric. We all know, don't bore us again with that.

Prez Cazzo: What do you want O'Connor?

Rick O'Connor: Like I said, I wanted to announce the Main Event match for next weeks PPV.....Next week at Executive Decision the main event for the Universal Title is gonna be between SEAN CORVIK..........EXILE.............and.........CHRIS CHRIST!!!........

Prez Cazzo: WHAT!?!? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE CHRIST A TITLE SHOT LIKE THAT!!! WHY THE HELL!!! I'M GETTING SICK OF YOUR INFLUENCING EVERYTHING RICK!!!

Rick O'Connor: Thats my right!! And another thing. If someone is gonna interfere in our match next week, Eric, that person will be fired. Agree?

Prez Cazzo: ......hmmmm......ok, ok O'Connor if thats what you want then thats whats gonna happen. I accept. But then you also gotta accept it that I exercise some control aswell.

Rick O'Connor: About what?

Prez Cazzo: I want to fire someone!

Rick O'Connor: You know that you can't fire Exile like that. There's no reason to!!

Prez Cazzo: No, not Exile!! I'm talking about Triple X!!! He no-showed last week at Insurgence. And he also no showed this week aswell!!! I'm using all my power to fire him right now on the spot!!! I don't tell me that I can't fire him, because I can in this case!!

Rick O'Connor: WHY YOU LITTLE DEVIL!!!

(O'Connor charges in on Cazzo and the two start to brawl!! Blade and Exile just shake their heads and roll out of the ring and walk out. While O'Connor and Cazzo are still brawling, we see that security guards are coming out and they start to pull the two apart). (Commercials).

Jennifer: Are you really ready for this Drake? Or are you going to back out until some other time that isn't on live television�It could be a really big heartbreaker for you if she said no�So what are you going to do?

Laps: Oh Jennie Jennie Jennie� Don't worry about anything that she will say�Everything will be fine and no matter what happens, we'll see be a complete family with or without the wedding�

Jennifer: When do you want to do this wedding?

Laps: Next week�

Jennifer: NEXT WEEK!? Are you insane? That's like one week to prepare the church, prepare the band or DJ, prepare the food and everything�Do you really think there'll be enough time to even get ready for a wedding?

Laps: I have nothing to worry about�And for a DJ? I'll find IWF's DJ Cool, he'll do it for free�

Jennifer: I am going to go meet up with the family before you do this�I wanna see it on the big screen�Good luck Drake�I know she'll say yes�

(Jennifer gets up and gives Drake a big huge hug�She walks out of the room as Laps looks in the mirror, putting his Extreme Title around his shoulder fixing his hair and checking his breath if it stinks�He smiles as he starts to talk).

Laps: Marriage is a big step in the relationship of love�With us being together for so long, it helps the decision to ask her, right? Kelly and I have been dating for the last 5 years straight, since we were 18�And it has been time for us to get married�And even though wrestling has clogged my life, I will still have time for Kelly to really do something with life�I mean, we've been in love since we were 19�Since the days of the new�And now I have a man that has one of the most biggest egos in the wrestling business�Chris Christ is my opponent, and I am not sure if I should be worried�Or excited to beat what Neil Down says, is "THE MESSIAH" of wrestling�Something huge is going to happen tonight�And Chris, I know you're watching your television back in your locker room�And we've worked our asses off this week, and baby�This week, isn't going to be "THE MESSIAH" week�This is going to be "THE HIGH FLYING MIRACLE'S" week�.And when you walk out there, you're going to be cheered on by your number one fan, Chris�Neil Down of course�And he'll go THE MESSIAH is in the ring and he is going to beat Drake Laps�And when my music hits, the lights go on and illuminate the crowd�Megadeth's song Trust is going to mean even more when I walk down, because maybe Dean Thornton may be saying the simple words, "IT'S THE HIGH FLYING MIRACLE! IT'S THE HIGH FLYING MIRACLE!"�It'll make chills go down your spine like a wind picking up�Like a ghost walking past you�Your streak is over, Chris�My streak, has just begun�And Chris, good luck out there�Because as of right now, The High Flying Miracle, has begun his run�

(The door swings open to his dressing room as Drake looks over seeing Kelly smiling at Drake�She walks slowly giving him a hug and a kiss before his match�She smiles as she sits down on the couch�She requests him to sit next to her, but he shakes his head�She looks confused as Laps shushes her down for a second).

Kelly: What's up? Are you ready for your�

Laps: Shh shh�I have something to say to you before I head out there�

(Kelly looks at Laps as he digs in his pocket for something, which we all know what it is�Kelly looks confused as Laps brings out a small box, putting it behind his back�He than goes down to one knee as Kelly has a smile on her face that lights up the room�Laps smiles as he brings out the box opening it up and starting to talk).

Laps: I wasn't sure if this was a place to do it, on National Television and all�But here it goes�We've been together for the last 5 years and we've had our first child ever�Drake Jr. is a spark in our life and we have both decided that�We both want to take care of him together and we both love him ever so much�And since you want to stay with me on the road, I want to know one thing...Will you marry me?

(Kelly starts to cry and jumps into Drake's arms as he smiles hugging her tight�Kelly looks back at Drake kissing him and hugging him�He puts the ring on her finger, and she goes crazy).

Kelly: I WILL! I will marry you Drake! I love you!

(Kelly jumps into his arms as the door opens, seeing the main man sitting at the door waiting for Drake to goto his match�Drake smiles as he gives her a big hug and kiss, going out the door�She walks after him, going to sit with her parents and his parents�The scene ends with Drake and Kelly, now going to be Laps, holding hands walking to the gorrila).

DT: It's time for the match everyone has been waiting for. All the people here in the arena have been waiting for this TLC match between Chris Christ and Drake Laps. TLC match part 2 I might say, coz these two already went through some tables and used ladders before. Tonight we witness the next chapter in their feud people. Christ vs. Laps. And Laps is probly in the best mood he's ever been in. Not only did he find out last week that he's a father, just moments ago he asked his girlfriend Kelly to marry him and he said yes. Congrats to Drake.

ND: Yeah, yeah like who cares. This is wrestling, this is not a soap opera. Who cares if he has a baby or if he's gonna marry.

DT: I bet if Chris Christ would get married that you would be excited.

ND: But Christ is an exception. He's THE MESSIAH!!

DT: Oh boy.

(At that moment "My Sacrifice" by Creed starts to play and "The Messiah" Chris Christ appears from behind the curtains. Christ comes out and the people start to boo him right away. Christ makes a handsignal to the boos and then even shows the crowd the finger. This only leads to more boos from the crowd. Christ smirks and he continues his way to the ring. Once he arrived he slides in and waits).

ND: THE MESSIAH!!! IT'S THE MESSIAH!!!

(Trust by Megadeth starts to play and "The Highflying Miracle" Drake Laps comes out. The crowd responses immensely to the Extreme Champion. He got the Extreme Title around his waist and he runs down the aisle to the ring. He slides in and hands the title over to the referee).

DT: Look Down....

ND: What?

DT: THE HIGHFLYING MIRACLE!!! THE HIGHFLIYING MIRACLE DRAKE LAPS!!!

ND: ...

(In the ring we see that the referee is taking Laps his title and he places it up above the middle of the ring).

DT: Let me state that this match is not for the Extreme Title, but the referee only uses Laps his title belt, so they have something to hang above the ring that they can grab.

ND: That makes sense.

Ding ding ding.

DT: The TLC match has started and Christ and Laps stare eachother down for about 10 seconds. They then start to circle eachother and after another 10 seconds they finally tie up. Christ takes the first advantage with a side headlock. Laps backs him into the ropes and throws him into the opposite ropes. Christ comes off but he shouldertackles Laps to the mat. Christ hits the ropes again, but Laps lays on his stomache and Christ steps over him. Christ goes into the ropes again and Laps gets up and ....HURICANRANA!!!...And down goes Christ!!

ND: Common Chris you can get out of that......Laps picks Christ up and shoots him into the ropes, Christ comes off and he ducks Laps his arm and goes into the opposite ropes. He comes off them and he grabs Laps by the head and does a swinging neckbreaker!!! Laps is out on his back and Chris Christ rolls to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a steelchair and he throws it into the ring. Christ then slides back in aswell and picks up the chair and unfolds it and places it in the ring. Christ grabs Laps by the head and he irish whips him into the ropes.

DT: Laps comes off and .....DROP TOE HOLD by Christ and Laps lands face first into the unfolded chair!!!!!! That was some impact!! Christ grabs the chair and folds it up and he lays the chair on top off Laps. Christ then takes a few steps back and bounces into the ropes. He comes off and wowwww he does a legdrop and lands on the chair and Laps!!! Christ raises his hands in the air and spits at Laps. The St. Louis crowd starts to chant "DRAKE....DRAKE....DRAKE...." Christ waves it away and he slides to the outside again. This time he takes the ladder and he places it onto the apron.

ND: Christ is about to push the ladder further into the ring, but at that moment Laps gets back to his feet and he charges in and.....BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE LADDER AND THE LADDER CRASHES INTO CHRIST HIS HEAD!!! AND CHRIST GOES DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!....Noooo!!! Nooooooo!!!!! Laps goes over to the ropes, holds on to them and then jumps over the toprope and does a cross body and lands on Christ!!! Suicide move there by Drake Laps!! Laps is still on top off Christ and after taking a few deep breaths he gets up.

DT: Laps grabs Christ by the head and he drags him over to the apron and ...WHAMMMMMM...he ramms Christ his head into the apron!!! .....WHAMMMMMMM....WHAMMMMMMMM.......WHAMMMMMMMM...And he repeats that three times. Laps lifts Christ up and he drops him facefirst into the apron!! The Highflying Miracle then pulls out a table from under the ring and he sets the table up on the outside. Laps follows that up with grabbing Christ, but oooooh Christ counters with a lowblow!!

ND: Christ grabs Laps and rolls him back into the ring. The Messiah gets back in aswell and he picks Laps up and sends him into the ropes. Laps comes off and Christ with an overhead belly to belly suplex!!! Holy shit yeah!! Thats what he should do!! Christ goes over to the ladder and he picks it up and he walks over to Laps and he drops the ladder on top off Laps!!! Christ then goes over to the nearest corner and starts to climb it. He stands on the topturnbuckle and looks down at Laps, who's still laying under the ladder.

DT: Christ doesn't hesitate and.....FROGSPLASH ON TOP OFF THAT LADDER AND LAPS!!!!......Man, this could be the end of Laps already!! Say goodbye to this match and his career!!! Good shit what a move by Christ!!! But that also hurt Christ. He's checking his ribs and chest. Ofcourse the ribs is the weak spot in the family! It were a couple of broken ribs that made Danny Christ retire. Chris Christ crawls back up again and he picks the ladder up and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He looks at Laps for a second and kicks him to the head one extra time. Christ then starts to climb the ladder.

ND: The Messiah gets higher and higher on the ladder. But behind him it is Laps who got back to his feet again. Laps grabs the steelchair and he gets up behind Christ and ....WHACKKKKKK......He nails Christ in the back with the steelchair!!! ...And Christ falls off the ladder to the mat!!! ......Please noooooo!!! Laps folds the ladder up and he grabs it and waits till Christ is back up again. Christ uses the ropes to get back to his feet and when he turns around towards Laps, Laps comes charging in and he ramms the top off the ladder into Christ's stomache!!

DT: Christ staggers backwards and lands backfirst into the corner!! Laps places the folded ladder on Christ. The Extreme Champion then takes a few steps back and comes running in, does a flip and splashes on top off the ladder and Christ!!! Oh mannn that ladder collided right into Christ his face!!! Things these guys do with a ladder, it's just insane!!! ....Drake Laps grabs the ladder and he places it in the middle of the ring again. He then looks at Christ and charges in on him once more and does a shouldertackle into the corner.

ND: Laps takes the steelchair and he unfolds it and places it near the corner. He then shoves Christ out of the corner and bounces himself into the ropes. Laps comes off and .....HE BULLDOGS CHRIST FACE FIRST INTO THAT CHAIR!!!!.....Laps grabs the chair again, folds it up and he then swings at Christ and nails him in the head with it!!! Laps then swings for a second time and ramms that steelchair into Christs head!! Christ is busted open from that second chairshot and he stays down. Laps drops the chair and he goes for the ladder and places it right in the middle of the ring. The Extreme Champion starts to climb the ladder now. He looks up and sees his title hanging above him.

DT: Laps gets higher and he's over halfway now. But Chris Christ is using the ropes now to get back on his feet again. He gets up and he goes over to the ladder and starts to climb the ladder on the other side. Christ catches up on Laps and both of them reach the top at the same moment. Laps swings at Christ and hits him with a right hand. Christ holds on to the ladder and he then also swings at Laps and also hits him with a right hand. But Laps also holds on to the ladder. Both men continue to hit eachother!! All the way up there!! Laps for another swing, but this time Christ blocks it and he ramms Laps his head onto the top off the ladder!!! He then grabs Laps and holds him in a DDT position and ......HE DDT'S LAPS OFF THE LADDER ALL THE WAY TO THE MAT!!!!

ND: THE MESSIAH!! THE MESSIAH!!! And both men are knocked out right now!!! That move took the wind out of both of them!! Ofcourse Christ is in favour right now. After about 15 seconds it is Christ who's the first to get to his feet. He picks up Laps and kicks him into the gut. He then throws Laps into the ropes and when he comes off Christ does a running knee. Laps goes down again and Christ shouts it out. Christ grabs Laps by the hair and he irish whips him, but Laps reverses the irish whip and sends Christ into the ropes. Christ comes off and Laps wants to backdrop him, but Christ sees it coming and he counters and ....HE DOES A SCISSORS KICK TO THE BACK OFF LAPS HIS HEAD!!!

DT: Oh God!!

ND: Spinnaroonie!!

DT: What?

ND: Christ back up to his feet again and he picks Laps up and throws a couple of jabs. He then sends him into the corner, Laps flies into the corner and falls down to the mat. Laps falls down right next to the steelchair. Christ slowly walks up to Laps and just when he wants to grab him by the head, it is Laps who grabs the steelchair and he throws it right into Christ his face!! And the chair really nails Christ and he goes down!!! Laps picks the chair up again and hits Christ in the head with it again.

DT: These two gave it all they got, but still we don't have a winner yet!! What a match!! Laps now picks up Christ by the head and hands out a right hand. He then irish whips him, but Christ manages to reverse the irish whip and he sends Laps into the ropes. Laps comes off and .......CHRIST GRABS LAPS, TAKES A FEW STEPS BACKWARDS AND HE DROPS LAPS OVER THE TOPROPE RIGHT WHERE THAT TABLE WAS SET UP AND LAPS FLIES THROUGH THE TABLE TO THE CONCRETE!!! Good God!!! Thats some move by Christ!! That table was just standing there on the outside, not being used at all. But oh man it has been used right now!!!

ND: Laps is laying on the outside between the leftovers of that table. The sweat is dripping off his back and he's breathing heavily. Inside the ring Christ is also taking deep breaths. He turns towards the ladder and he places it in the middle of the ring right now. Christ slowly starts to climb the ladder. Step by step he gets higher and higher up that ladder. He's halfway now and Laps is still layed out on the outside. Christ takes another step and we see now that Laps is getting up. Laps uses the apron to get back up again. He tries to roll back in the ring as quickly as he can.

DT: Christ has almost reached the top now, while Laps is back in the ring again and moves towards the ladder. But it's too late I think. Christ is on top off the ladder right now!!! BUT WAIT!!!!......LAPS COMES CHARGING IN AND HE PUSHES THE LADDER FROM UNDER CHRIST!!!! THE LADDER FALLS TO THE MAT, BUT WOWWWWWWWWWW CHRIST IS HOLDING ON TO THE TITLEBELT!!!!.....HE"S HANGING ABOVE THE RING AND THE ONLY THING THAT HOLDS HIM FROM FALLING IS THAT TITLEBELT!!!

ND: Look at him swinging there!! Unbelievable!!! ....Laps sees it aswell and he wants to reacts quickly to it, coz the match isn't over yet. Laps grabs the ladder and he sets it up in front of a corner. He quickly starts to climb the ladder all the way to the top. He reaches the top off the ladder and he looks at Christ who's still swinging in the air!! Laps takes a deep breath and jumps and......SPINNING HEELKICK OFF THE LADDER AND HE HITS CHRIST AND CHRIST LETS GO OFF THE TITLEBELT AND FALLS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE MAT!!!

DT: HIGHFLYING MIRACLE, HIGHFLYING MIRACLE!!! Thats why he is the Extreme Champion!!! Christ is knocked out right now and Laps is the most fit one of the two right now. He drags the ladder towards the middle of the ring now and he starts to climb it. He gets higher and higher. Christ is still knocked out from that most dangerous move I have ever seen. Laps reaches the top off the ladder right now and .....HE GRABS IT!!!!.....HE GRABS THE TITLE BELT!!! DRAKE LAPS HAS WON THIS TLC MATCH!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!

ND: NOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! This can't be real!! This can't be happening!!!

DT: Oh it's happening allright!!! Laps is still standing on top off the ladder and he raises the Extreme Titlebelt above his head!! The crowd is cheering him on like he's a superhero. Hear that crowd go!!! Laps then starts to climb down the ladder again. He steps on the mat and he rolls out of the ring and he goes over to his girlriend Kelly and his and her family who have been sitting at ringside all night long. Laps and Kelly hug and then they kiss!!!!

(Commercials).

Punisher: Oh sorry.

Cerberus: Yes, well you fucking should be!

Punisher: Oh Cerberus, I heard about your return, still being a bad person?

Cerberus: Bad person? Bad person??? I'm more than a bad person, and i still see your an old wash up.

Punisher: Wash up? I have you know I'm in charge of the Legion.

Cerberus: The legion? I thought that was a bad stable? Man, your getting me confused.

Punisher: And, both Gargantuflem and I have held the tagtitles.

Cerberus: But I see your not holding them now.

Punisher: Oh just shutup, what is your problem?

Cerberus: My problem is you, I used to be the Prime Time champion, and you beat me for it!

Punisher: Well if you want that title so badly, why don't you go pay a visit to Marcus Babylon?

Cerberus: I don't really care that much about losing the title, it's just that you beat me, and I want revenge!

Punisher: Look come on, everyone loses sometime in their life, it's just that you lost to me.

Cerberus: Yeah, you, your just a pathetic old man.

Punisher: Yeah, a pathetic old man who's a former Universal Champion, something you have never been and never will be...

Cerberus: Really? Well first of all, all you did was beat Rick O'Connor, everyone said he was one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, well I didn't even get a shot at him, so I don't see what all the fuss is about. And the fact you say you 'were' a former universal champion, you held for one week, you then lost it to Exile.

Punisher: Whatever.

Cerberus: And you think I can never be universal champion? Just watch this fucking space, I vow that I will become the Universal champion, I'll show you all what I can do, especially you.

Punisher: Why me?

Cerberus: You have always been one of those people that have looked down on me, now I'm gonna prove you wrong, I'm gonna prove to all of the EWCL what I can do.

Punisher: Yeah, and how? You've got nothing to back you up, unless you call that big freak of a brother of yours back up then...

Cerberus: Don't bring my brother into this, this is just between you and me, not my brother, not your pathetic Legion, just you...and me.

Punisher: What the hell do mean, 'you' and 'me', there is no 'you' and 'me'.

Cerberus: Oh you'll see...

(The scene fades out).

DT: Oh man I'm still shivering after that TLC match. That was awesome!!

ND: No comments.

DT: Common, Down, just admit that it was a great match.

ND: Not gonna say anything about it.

DT: Hey, don't be such a bad sport.

ND: Next match please!!!

DT: Ok then, time for the main event of the evening. Universal Champion Sean Corvik against former Universal Champion The Punisher in a non-title match. What can be said about this match.

ND: Not much.

DT: Both wrestlers are true EWCL legends. When you think of the EWCL, then you think of Corvik and The Punisher. They are almost part of the inventory, thats how long they've been in here.

ND: So that means I'm part of the inventory aswell? DT: Uh...wouldn't say that.

ND: I've been part of the EWCL even before they came along!

DT: Yeah, but what did you accomplish? ND: I am the HOLY SHIT AWARD WINNING COMMENTATOR!! Thats what I am!!

DT: Ok, Down, you're a Legend. (he says in a sarcastic way).

(The camera then zooms in on a person who's sitting at ringside. The person appears on the Cazzotron and there's a big reaction from the crowd. Down and Thornton also see the person on the Cazzotron and are also surprised).

ND: WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!?

DT: BEATS ME!!!

(The camera zooms in on the person even more now).

ND: I ASK AGAIN. WHAT IS HE DOING HERE.....WHAT IS ...ICEMAN....DOING HERE?!?!!!

DT: All I know is that the IWF had a PPV yesterday. Maybe he got an invitation from Cazzo or something. You never know.

ND: I wonder if the rumours are true then.

DT: Rumours?

ND: Yes "THE" rumours.

DT: What kind of rumours?

ND: Well...I heard that ...

(At that moment Neil gets interrupted by American Made starts to play over the PA system).

(American made starts to play and The Punisher comes walking out together with Swamp Fox. The Legion Leader is wearing a Legion shirt and also got a black bandage around his right arm. The two walk down to ringside while the St. Louis crowd cheers them on. Punisher climbs in the ring and gets ready for his match with Corvik).

(Died by Alice in Chains starts to play and Universal and SEI champion Sean Corvik appears from behind the curtains. The crowd gives mixed reactions as Corvik makes his way to ringside. He reaches the ring and he slides in and stares at The Punisher).

Ding ding ding.

ND: Corvik and Punisher circle eachother until they tie up. Punisher waistlocks Corvik, but the champ reverses it and german suplex Punisher to the mat. Punisher gets up right away and he and Corvik lock up for a second time. Now Punisher gets in a side headlock and they go into the ropes. Punisher lets go off Corvik and Corvik goes into the opposite ropes and after he comes off Punisher takes him down with a shouldertackle!! Punisher then drops himself on top off Corvik and he starts to hand out fist after fist. Punisher is now dropping right hands and forearm shots to Corviks neck and head.

DT: But Corvik is getting back on his feet again. Once he's on his feet, he kicks Punisher to the midsection and follows that up with a hurricane DDT!!! Oooh yeah thats why he's the champion!!! Punisher is down and Corvik starts to stomp him with kicks. Punisher heads for a corner to try to get to his feet with Corvik in hot pursuit. Punisher gets to a corner but Corvik greets him with a flying splash in the corner!! Holy Shitttt!!!! Corvik then irish whips Punisher into the opposite corner and tries it again, but oooooooh is met by Punishers big boot on the side of the head!!!

ND: Punisher then nails Corvik with a clothesline that sends Corvik to the mat!! Punisher picks Corvik up and hands out a couple right ones. He then lifts Corvik up and throws him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and Punisher lifts him up and flapjacks Corvik face first to the mat!! Good gracious God!!! Punisher turns Corvik on his back and goes for the cover, ...1..........................................................2....................kickout. The Punisher pulls Corvik up from the mat and he uppercuts him two times. He then goes to irish whip Corvik, but the champion reverses the whip and sends Punisher into the ropes.

DT: Punisher comes off the ropes and Corvik grabs him by the head and ....he drags him over to the other side of the ring and throws Punisher over the toprope to the outside!!! Ooooooh mannnnn!!!! That was a bad fall for Punisher there!! Corvik rolls to the outside now and goes over to Punisher and kicks him in the head. He then picks him up by the head and drags him over to the steel ringsteps and he slamms Punishers head into them!!! Corvik then takes off the top part of the ringsteps, exposing only the bottom steps of the steps.

ND: Corvik then lifts up Punisher and ......HE POWERBOMBS PUNISHER ON THE BOTTOM RINGSTEPS!!!......Unbelievable!!! ....And Punisher is out from that move!!! Everyone would have been out from that move!!! Wow, a powerbomb on top of those ringsteps!!! Can you imagine that!! Corvik circles the ring one time and by the time he gets back around The Punisher is still layed out. Corvik smirks and he picks up Punisher and rolls him back into the ring again. Corvik rolls in aswell and he goes for the cover, .....1...................................................................2...................................................but somehow Punisher manages to kick out.

DT: Corvik picks Punisher up again. He throws a few chops to the chest and he then wants to set Punisher up for another powerbomb. He tries to, but this time Punisher blocks it. And he counters by backdropping Corvik to the mat. Punisher goes over to the ropes and takes the time to recover. He then slowly walks over to Corvik and kicks him to the back of the head. He then picks the champion up and throws him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and Punisher grabs him by the throat and he chokeslams Corvik to the mat!!!

ND: Punisher for the pin now, ....1............................................................2...................................but Corvik kicks out of it. Punisher pulls Corvik up again and starts a series of punches to the midsection and head. He then lifts Corvik up in a gorilla press and slamms him backfirst to the mat!!! Punisher now goes up to the nearest corner and he starts to climb it. He climbs to the topturnbuckle and once he is up there he jumps offf!!! But oooooh Corvik got up in the meantime and he nails Punisher in the midsection with a right forehand!!

DT: Punisher to one knee and Corvik bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and he low dropkicks Punisher to the head!!! He then picks Punisher up and ....SEDATION!!!...WHAT A MOVE!!!! ....Corvik for the cover, .....1.......................................................2.................................but Punisher kicks out of it. Corvik grabs Punisher by the head and delivers a headbutt. Punisher stumbles backwards and Corvik comes in and kicks Punisher to the gut and follows that up with a belly to belly suplex!!

ND: And he goes for another cover attempt, ....1.....................................2...................but Punisher kicks out of it again. He sure had to go through alot already in this match, but he's still in it. Thats a thumb up for Punisher.

DT: I never thought I hear you say that.

ND: Yeah well The Punisher is a legend.

DT: Corvik grabs Punisher and irish whips him, but Punisher reverses the irish whip and sends Corvik into the ropes. But Corvik holds on to the ropes!!! Punisher sees it and he charges in and ...oooooooh....He clotheslines Corvik over the toprope to the outside!!! The referee bends over the ropes to check on Corvik. But at that moment we see that "The Armageddon" Cerberus is coming out from the back. He runs to the ring and slides in the ring and the first thing he does is knock out the referee from behind!! Hey, thats not the first time he knocked out a referee tonight!!

ND: The referee is out and Cerberus turns towards Punisher and sees that Punisher comes in for a big boot!! But wowwww Cerberus ducks it and performs .....HELL'S FURY!!!!.....And The Punisher went down the mat from that screwdriver!!! Cerberus now climbs on the topturnbuckle!!! He stands on top, but before he can do anything we see that "The" Nick Dangerous comes running out with his baseball bat!!! The Legion member rushes to ringside and he slides in and bounces into the ropes, causing Cerberus to loose his balance and Cerberus falls down to the mat!!

DT: Dangerous checks on Punisher for a moment and Punisher is slowly getting back on his feet again. Dangerous then motions to Punisher that he has to hold up Cerberus so that Dangerous can hit him with his baseball bat!! And so it be. Punisher picks Cerberus up and holds him up!! Dangerous stands in front of Cerberus and he swings his baseball bat and........HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTT..............NICK DANGEROUS PURPOSEDLY REACHES OVER CERBERUS AND HE HITS PUNISHER IN THE HEAD WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT!!!

ND: Punisher is out and at that point G-Flem comes running down the aisle and he slides in the ring, but oooooooooh Dangerous also nails him with the baseball bat!!!

DT: Who's next?!?

ND: Chris Outcast and Juggernot of The Legion run down the aisle right now!! But then we see that Cory Belton comes out from the crowd. Belton is Dangerous his proteg�. Belton catches Outcast with a big clothesline. He then grabs Juggernot, kicks him in the gut, turns him around and executes his finisher.....A RUNNING PILEDRIVER!!!...HOLY SHIT!!! RUNNING PILEDRIVER ON THE CONCRETE!!!

(Nick Dangerous and Cory Belton then leave through the crowd).

DT: At this moment Sean Corvik has rolled himself back in the ring again and he goes over to The Punisher and he sends him into the ropes. Punisher comes off and ...INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!! Man, the things that The Punisher has to go through here!!! Corvik grabs a hold of Punisher now and ....and....HE HOOKS IN THE DARKEST HOUR!!!....And what's The Punisher doing?!? ....HE TAPS OUT!!!....THE PUNISHER TAPS OUT!!!...And Sean Corvik has won!!

ND: What an end.

DT: So thats who Nick Dangerous meant. He meant that he was gonna attack The Punisher!! He attacked his own leader!!!

ND: So I guess Dangerous is no longer part of The Legion right.

DT: I think you've seen that right.

ND: And Corvik gets a win before Executive Decision. That will be a tough one for him.

DT: Yes thats for sure. Next week Executive Decision.

ND: Can't wait till next week.

DT: So people tune in again next week for EWCL's PPV EXECUTIVE DECISION!!