Date: 16th June 2002
Place: Tokyo, Japan
Arena: Tokyo Dome

EWCL

Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.

Extreme

�Cages� Tables� Ladders� Barbed Wire� Chairs� Cells� Gore�

Wrestling

�Darkest Hour� Elegance in Torment� ...Outcast.....Tower of Babylon� Gargantuan Driver� Gavel� Lapidator� .....Danger Driver� Crucifixion�

Championship

...Universal Title� EWCL Title� PrimeTime Title� Extreme Title� Tag Titles�

League

�Sean Corvik� Joe Johnson� Blade...�Exile....... Chris Christ.....Punisher� Drake Laps� Marcus Babylon� Ex-Terminator�...Nick Dangerous� Aaron Gold� Eleven�...G-Flem....

Insurgence

�Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week�

�EWCL Insurgence is on the air�

Dean Thornton: Yes people, we are still in Japan. Last week we were in the crazy town of Yokohama and tonight we're in the most known town in Japan, namely Tokyo.

ND: Only 7 days ago the EWCL was a huge success here in the land of the rising sun.

DT: And then imagine that the EWCL almost wasn't allowed to have shows here.

ND: Why not?

DT: Because the IOA was first in Japan. And you know the rules huh.

ND: Yep, the federation that comes in a country first is the only one allowed in that country.

(Neil Down and Dean Thornton then both start to laugh loudly at the same time).

ND: Yeah right!!! The IOA can kiss my a..

DT: Now....now....Neil, take it easy. Please show some respect for a fellow SEI federation.

ND: I only got respect for those fine looking ladies on the street corners here in Tokyo.

DT: I know Down, I know.

ND: Damn right. And if it wasn't for Swamp Fox, Scotty and that Peter Tiger I would have at least one girl before the show. But apparently they got more cash than me.

DT: Yeah sure thats probly it.

ND: ....

DT: But enough about that, I'm positive that the people at home aren't intrested in that. All they want to know about is tonight matches. And we have some matches in store for you. Just look at the main event of the evening. I don't know who booked it, but Chris Christ has been put in a handicap match against Universal Champion Sean Corvik and Exile.

ND: The Messiah can take them both with his eyes closed.

DT: I doubt that Down as he lost to Exile in a singles match last week.

ND: That was a fluke and you know it. Christ will get what he wants, oh yes.

DT: I wonder how Corvik is doing after that attack from Christ two weeks ago.

ND: Let us look at that one more time..

(The Cazzotron comes on and we go back to two weeks ago and we see Universal and SEI Champion Sean Corvik stepping out of his rental car and he walks in his street clothes in the direction of the entrance door. Corvik does not look to be in a good shape. It looks like he hasn't shaved in days, he's wearing sunglasses so his sleepy eyes can't be seen and in general he doesn't look fit to fight tonight. Yet he still is out here for tonights Main Event match.

Corvik walks down the carpark, but then out of nowhere we see a car coming and it drives right into the direction of Sean Corvik. Corvik hears the noise from the car and he turns around and sees the car coming right into him. But in the last moment Corvik manages to dive to the side........The car stops and out of the car steps a man wearing a ski mask. The man takes a crowbar out of his car and slides over the front of his car like they used to do in the Dukes of Hazzard. He goes over to Sean Corvik .....BAMMMMMM....he nails him in the head with that crowbar. Corvik never even could defend himself, as he was trying to get to his feet after that dive. ...BAMMMMMM.....he hits him again with that crowbar and Corvik's head is busted wide open now.....

The man then drags Corvik over to the hood of the car and he ramms Corvik's head into the car!!! It leaves a big bump in the car. The man then lifts Corvik on top of the car and he grabs him and sets him in a DDT position and executes it. The man just DDT'ed Corvik on top of the car!!! The man picks Corvik up again and he lifts Corvik up again and .........THE SIGN OFF!!!!!........THE SIGN OFF ON TOP OFF THE CAR!!!!........

And Corvik seems to be unconscious from those crowbar shots and that DDT and SIGN OFF on the top off the car. The masked man is still standing on top of the car and looks at Corvik who's laying knocked out between his legs. The man then takes off his ski masked and he reveals his face....IT IS......IT IS...........HE IS BACK...........IT IS.......THE MESSIAH.....CHRIS CHRIST!!!!.....

Chris Christ laughs at the fallen Corvik and he then jumps off the car and steps into the car again. While Corvik is still laying on top off the car, Christ starts the car and he backs up a bit. He then drives into the direction of the nearest walls and just before he is about to hit the walls, Christ opens the door and jumps out of the car. And the car with Corvik on top of it, crashes straight into the brick wall!!!!!

Chris Christ crawls back to his feet again and he looks at whats left of the car and with whats left of Sean Corvik. And all that can be heard is ....MWHAAAHAAA...MWHAAAHAAA...MWHAAAHAAAAAAA.

The scene fades out and the Cazzotron turns to black).

ND: Great, great, great. Can we show it again?

DT: No, Down we can't. I didn't even know that we were gonna watch that right now. What was that about? We usually don't do that.

ND: Hey, lets just say that I used my powers.

DT: Uhuh.

ND: Damn straight. Coz the Downman is dominant!

DT: Ooookkey then.....Back to tonight again. Another big match thats scheduled for tonight is the one for the tagteamtitles between tagchamps Blade and Marcus Babylon from The Executive and Drake Laps and Triple X from Rick O'Connors camp. That promises to be some fight.

ND: Alot can be said about that match and the outcome is definately hard to foresee. You never know with The Executive involved in this.

DT: True. The other matches tonight are Chris Outcast versus Aaron Gold, "The" Nick Dangerous versus Ex-Terminator and Jay Masters against Gargantuflem.

ND: Legion, Legion, Legion. It sure is Legion night here in Tokyo.

DT: But I hear we're going backstage.

Eric Van Zandt balls up a wad of paper and tosses it into the bin at the other end of the spacious office in the heart of the Tokyo Dome. He leans back into the leather recliner and stares at the figures in front of him.

'Damn cheap Japanese� why aren't they buying more merchandise?! To busy paying off war debt I'll wager. Lousy�.'

A knock at the door saves the EWCL from further racial humiliation. Van Zandt barks 'Come in!' and the door swings open. An errand boy marches in and drops a package upon the President's desk. The President stares at it for several seconds, then up at the young Japanese boy.

'What the Hell is this? Is this cookies? Japanese cookies? Is it a bomb� it's a bomb, isn't it? Is this for Justine? I don't want it if it's a bomb� go give it to her.'

'Tokubetsuna kozutsumi. Kakitome yuubin. Doozo.'

'I don't know what you just said, but while we're here you can consider this a little piece of American turf� like the embassy or something� and you can damn well speak American, okay?

'Doomo Arigatoo gozaimasu.'

'Gozaiee-yourself pal. Get out of here!'

The young boy leaves backwards, bowing. 'Sumimasen, sumimasen, sumimasen, sumimasen, sumimasen, sumimasen, sumimasen.'

As the door closes, the President turns the package over in his hands, and then shrugs and tears the wrapping. A videocassette falls from the packaging to clatter noisily upon the table. Van Zandt picks it up, examining it for a message. Finding none, he glances over at the video player next to his desk.

'What the Hell�. Could be some of that Japanese porn I've heard so much about� schoolgirls, weird sh*t�.'

He slots the tape into the machine and watches as the screen comes alive. The camera sidles around to display the President's face. He watches for several moments with bored curiosity before leaning forward with disturbed interest. Curiosity turns quickly to horror, and a sudden transformation overtakes him. His eyes flare, then narrow dangerously. His lips compress, forming a thin slit through which sharp breathes are taken, in and out. His left eye begins to twitch ever so slightly as his hand darts for the remote, and suddenly he switches the television off. Yet, he remains staring at it until long after the static has warped his vision.

(The scene fades to black).

(Commercials).

ND: I wanna know. I wanna know what was on the tape that Cazzo was watching. I really wanna know.

DT: Stop being so nosey, Down. It's time for our first match of the evening. The upcoming match is gonna be between Jay Masters and G-Flem. What can be said about this match? Well what can be said is that both men are more focussed on someone else than on eachother.

ND: Masters got Aaron Gold on his mind and G-Flem can only think about Marcus Babylon. Masters lost to Gold in two consecutive matches, while G-Flem lost to Babylon last week but he is granted another Prime Time Titleshot at the PPV in two weeks.

DT: Hell in the Cell match! Don't forget to mention that. G-Flem will get his chance to capture that title in two weeks.

ND: So tonight is 'only' a match for both of them.

DT: Still its a prestige thing. Everyone wants to win, thats for sure.

(Smells like teen spirit by Nirvana starts to play and moment later Jay Masters comes walking out. Masters gets mixed reactions as he spits to the floor and continues his way to ringside. He reaches ringside and he slides in and waits for his opponent).

(Want by Disturbed starts to play and Gargantuflem appears from behind the curtains. The big Legion member comes out and the Japanese crowd starts to cheer him on and chant his name. G-Flem nodds to the people in respect and he reaches the ring and he uses the ringsteps to get on the apron and he steps over the toprope to climb into the ring).

Ding ding ding.

ND: The match has begun and Masters charges in on G-Flem and hands out a few punches right from the start. He irish whips his opponent, but G-Flem reverses the irish whip and sends Masters into the ropes. Masters comes off and G-Flem clotheslines him to the mat. The former tagchampion picks Masters up from the mat and he chops him to the chest a few times. He follows that up with sending Masters into the ropes again. But this time Masters comes off and he slides through G-Flems legs and he gets to his feet right behind G-Flem.

DT: And he dropkicks G-Flem down to the mat!! The big guy went down!!! Masters bounces himself into the ropes and comes off for an elbow drop and he connects it!! Masters for the first cover of the match and he hooks the leg and the Japanese referee starts to count, ....1.................................2........but a kickout. Masters hops back to his feet again and he grabs G-Flem by the hair and uppercuts him. He then sends G-Flem into the ropes again. G-Flem comes off and Masters comes in and ...SPINNING HEELKICK!!!

ND: And he takes G-Flem to the mat again!! Thats amazing!! Masters claps in his hands and he then climbs the nearest corner. He gets on the topturnbuckle and ...he dives off for a cross body, but ooooooooohhhh G-Flem moves out of the way in the last moment and Masters lands on the mat!!! Gargantuflem gets back up to his feet and he picks his opponent up by the head and he irish whips Masters into the ropes and when he comes off he does a tilt-o-wirl driver!!

DT: G-Flem grabs Masters up again and starts a series of punches to the face. He follows that up with sending Masters into the corner and Masters flies in backfirst. With big steps comes G-Flem in and he grabs Masters his head and he starts to ramm his head into the topturnbuckle!! ...1.....2.....3.....4......5......6.....7.....8......9......10.... And Masters falls down to the mat!! Man, he really slammed his head into that turnbuckle!!

ND: G-Flem looks at Masters for a moment and he then grabs him by the head and throws a few punches to the head. Gargantuflem sends Masters into the ropes again, and he comes off and G-Flem grabs him by the throat and ..CHOKESLAMS....him to the mat!! That look impressive!!! G-Flem stands straight and the Japanese crowd starts to chant G-Flem...G-Flem...G-Flem....And he loves it, he loves the reaction he gets from the crowd. G-Flem bows to the crowd and he then bounces himself into the ropes and comes off for a big elbow drop, but this time Masters rolls out of the way.

DT: Master crawls over to the ropes and he uses them to get back up again. He waits for a few seconds and when G-Flem is back up again, Masters charges in on him and knocks him off his feet. Masters picks G-Flem up and he lifts him up and he actually suplexes him to the mat!!! Good!! Masters grabs G-Flem once again and he hands out three chops to the chest. He follows that up with setting G-Flem up for a piledriver. He lifts him up, but nooooo G-Flem blocks it. Masters for a second try, but another block, and......G-Flem counters and he backdrops Masters to the mat!!

ND: G-Flem now back in control again as he pulls Masters up and he slamms him back to the mat again with an one arm scoop slam. G-Flem for the cover, but he only gets a two count. G-Flem then starts to stomp away at Masters and Jay tries to go for the ropes again. He reaches the ropes, but the first thing that G-Flem does is send him into the opposite ropes. Masters comes off and G-Flem takes him down with a flying shouldertackle.

DT: G-Flem picks Masters up ...but....ooooohhh lowblow by Masters!!! And Jay gets up to his feet and he grabs G-Flem and he goes to irish whip him, but G-Flem reverses the irish whip and sends Masters into the ropes. Masters comes off and he goes for a flying forearm.....BUT OOOOOOHHHHH.....G-FLEM JUST CATCHES MASTERS OUT OF THE AIR AND HE SLAMS HIM TO THE GROUND!!!!.....G-Flem then picks Masters up and ....GARGANTUAN DRIVER!!!! GOOD GOD!!!! And G-Flem for the cover and. ....1..................................................2.....................................................3.............It's over!!! It's really over for Jay Masters here.

ND: G-Flem raises his hands into the air and he then rolls out of the ring and starts to make his way out. On his way out he greets the fans one more time. He sure is popular here in Japan.

(While Jay Masters is still knocked out in the ring, we see that "24 carat" Aaron Gold comes out riding his repaired Harley Davidson. Gold rides his bike to the ring and he rides around the ring, while he laughs and mocks Masters who's still layed out. After circling the ring, Gold rides out again and leaves).

DT: It seems like Gold is real happy about it that Masters got his ass kicked here. Aaron Gold hasn't forgotten about Masters, oh no.

(Commercials).

'Jesus f*cking Christ, where the Hell is he? If I had to choose a more unreliable son-of-a-bitch on the face of the earth, I don't think I could. If I had a nickel for every time he's�.'

Footsteps send the CEO and former Universal Champion swinging about. 'Andrew?!'

A fine-haired redhead stalks around the corner and out into the car park. O'Connor sighs and throws up a hand at her in dismissal. She raises a brow before coming to a halt in front of the large man.

'Mr. O'Connor� I regret to inform you that I just received a call from Andrew Barrow, and it turns out he's had a business offer he couldn't turn down and won't be able to make it here tonight. He sends his regrets and says that he's sure you understand that business is business.'

'Business is business�' growls O'Connor, turning his back on the beauty. 'Business is business?! What the f*ck does that mean?! I don't need to hear this� I just don't need to f*cking hear this!'

The redhead places a hand on his shoulder, 'You seem tense Mr. O'Connor. Would you like a massage? I know several techniques that�.'

'No I don't want a massage Dawn! I've got half the Goddamned roster absent for our big Tokyo show, a full house out there chanting for blood, and now Triple X tells me he ain't coming?! He told me he'd be here!'

Dawn shrugs, adjusting her skirt. 'Well, if you change your mind on that massage, just let me know�.'

O'Connor watches the secretary leave. He turns one last glance at the car park, then hurries after her. 'Hey Dawn� you know what�?'

(The scene fades to black).

DT: So its gonna be two against one later on.

ND: Hell yeah Laps deserves that.

DT: Stop it, Down. The man just found out that he's a father.

ND: So whats a better way to celebrate that, with a slugfest. His own slugfest, hahaha.

(slap-ouch).

DT: You are insane Down.

ND: I'm just myself.

DT: That figures. But anyhow it's time for our next match. "The" Nick Dangerous against Ex-Terminator. It's been a slow week for both of them. The only thing Nick Dangerous did was have an interview for the SEI. And well I got no clue what Ex-Terminator has been doing all week.

ND: Probly the same thing as alot of wrestlers have been doing here in Japan, namely slacking. Slacking and checking out the Japanese women.

DT: No time for wrestling huh.

ND: Thats right.

DT: What a disgrace for wrestling.

ND: Hey, did you ever look at those Japanese girls. They're pretty convincing.

DT: Yeah, I bet they are.

(At that moment Seek and Destroy by Metallica starts to play and Ex-Terminator comes walking out. Some of the fans cheer him on, while others boo him. Ex-Terminator starts to walk down the ramp, but he then stops and stands still at the beginning of the ramp. He then turns around and faces the curtains and he waits there till Nick Dangerous makes his appearance).

(Moments later Kashmir by Led Zeppelin begins to blare over the pa system and "The" Nick Dangerous comes out from behind the curtains. He wears a Legion shirt and he is accompagnied by his manager Peter Tiger. The two stand still on top of the ramp and Dangerous sees Ex-Terminator standing only a couple of feet away from him).

ND: Whats all this?

DT: I think Ex-Terminator wants to start this fight right there.

ND: Dangerous and Tiger stare at Ex-Terminator....but then .......THERE'S SOMEONE COMING OUT!!

DT: BUT WHO IS IT?

ND: IT'S.....IT'S......IT'S HIS BROTHER!!!!.....It's Ex-Terminators brother...IT'S CERBERUS..."THE ARMAGEDDON" CERBERUS......!!!

DT: Cerberus runs out and he charges in on Peter Tiger and ...HE KNOCKS HIM OFF THE TOP OFF THE RAMP TO THE FLOOR!!! MAN WHAT A FALL!!!!.....At the same moment Ex-T charged in on Nick Dangerous and starts to hammer down on him. Cerberus now comes to help his brother Ex-T and they both start to hammer Dangerous down. They're hammering him down just like Demolition used to do.

ND: Dangerous is struggling and tries to get back up again. But he's outnumbered here. Ex-Terminator and Cerberus drag Dangerous over to ringside now!!! And while Ex-T throws Dangerous shoulder first into the steel ringpost, we see that Cerberus is setting up a table on the outside. Ex-Terminator picks up Dangerous from the floor and he lays Dangerous on top off the table. Cerberus climbs on the apron and now even starts to climb the topturnbuckle.

DT: Cerberus is on top and he looks down at Dangerous and .....DOOMSDAY!!!...A toprope summersault turned into a guillotene legdrop!!!

ND: We haven't seen DOOMSDAY in a while!!! But he's back now!!! Cerberus is back and ...THE ROBERO BROTHER ARE REUNITED ONCE AGAIN!!!....

DT: Look at Nick Dangerous....he's knocked out!!!....And I reckon it's Ex-Terminators turn now coz he is picking the layed out Dangerous up now!!! He wants to lift him up for his Exterminated, but wait!!!!.....It's The Punisher!!! The Punisher comes running out now from behind!!! Nobody was expecting this to happen, so thats probly the reason why The Legion didn't react sooner!!!

ND: Punisher runs to ringside and when Ex-Terminator and Cerberus see him coming, Ex-T lets go off Dangerous and the Robero brothers jump over the guardrail and they disappear through the crowd. Punisher arrives just too late as the Robero brothers have already left!!!

DT: Punisher checks on Nick Dangerous and he tries to help him up again. And it's always Nick Dangerous, they always have to get him.

(Commercials).

The door to the President's office swings open and slams up against the wall as the PrimeTime and Tag Team Champion strides into the room, smug glory resplendent across his smooth face.

'What can I do you for Unc?'

Eric starts from his reverie, noticing Marc for the first time. His eye twitches involuntarily, and he clenches and unclenches his fist as he forces a smile. 'Having a good day are we Marc?'

Babylon grins, 'Oh yeah, absolutely. I checked out this Geisha place just this morning, and oh man was it just amazing! See, they get these girls all done up in white face paint and� well, anyway, there were some tough dudes about too, lots of tats� could've been Japanese wrestlers now that I come to think of it� anyway, they wanted to start something with me 'cos I grabbed one of the girl's asses without paying or sumsuch, and anyway, so I was like 'Oh yeah you sl�.'

'Fascinating!' barks Eric as he stands slowly, 'Truly. But right now, I have a request of you.'

Babylon seems a little taken aback by the rude interruption, but shrugs and nods at his uncle. 'Sure, what's up?'

The President takes a moment to calm himself. 'Earlier I received some disturbing and rather upsetting� footage� that seems to suggest that�.'

'Was it that Pamela and Tommy Lee video? 'Cos yeah, I saw that one, and it kind of freaked me out too. I mean, that Tommy Lee is�.'

'It was NOT the Tommy Lee video you idiot! Would you shut up and listen?! I�.'

The door creaks as Justine enters the room. Both Babylon and the President turn and fall silent as they watch her graceful entry. Van Zandt's eyes evidence a deep pain for a mere second, before he masks it once more, while Babylon's display a keen admiration and longing. Justine nods at the two and stands against the wall.

Eric looks at one, then the other, and his lips compress. 'I'm glad you're both here. It seems that Justine may be in substantially more� danger� than any of us at first suspected� especially me.' Justine glances at Marc, and Eric catches the glance. He carries on. 'I believe it would be in Justine's best interests if you would take her away from the arena Marc.'

Babylon frowns, 'But� I have a match tonight. I mean, Blade's gonna be pretty p*ssed off if I'm not there to defend the Tag Titles with him. And hey, I was looking forward to kicking Triple X and Drake Laps' ass tonight.'

The President nods, 'I'm sorry, but I need you to take Justine away from the arena. Go to a hotel somewhere. Find a retreat. Go someplace� take care of her.'

Justine glances at Marc again, concern fixing her gaze. Babylon shakes his head, 'Look, what about if I just take part in this match, and then later we can all go and� well then, I guess you can look after her.' Justine nods in agreement.

Shaking his head, Eric places a hand on Marc's shoulder, 'That just wouldn't be� appropriate� now, would it Marc. No, I mean� I'm just an old man� what do I have to offer Justine� in the way of protection, that is?'

'Eric�.' Justine steps forward, but a raised hand cuts her off.

'No� no buts Justine. You and Marc leave the arena and get somewhere� safe. In fact, take next week off too.'

Babylon takes a step backwards, 'WHAT?! Why? I want to compete next week! Why am I on babysitting duty?!'

Van Zandt sighs, 'Because Marc, you have a 'Hell in a Cell' match coming up that I want you to be healthy for. Use the extra week off to prepare and get over the jet lag. Now, no more discussion. You two kids run along and� play.'

Babylon throws up his hands in defeat. Turning, he grabs Justine by the hand and pulls her towards the door. Justine drags her heels, her gaze lingering upon the tired, drawn, and blank face of her lover Eric Van Zandt. He stares at her until she reaches the door, then blows her a small kiss as she disappears.

Seating himself, he reclines back and stares up at the ceiling.

(Fade to black).

DT: I wonder whats Cazzo is up to with that. It looks like there's more to it, than that.

ND: It all has to do with what was on that tape Thornton. Dammit, I need to know whats on that tape. I just need to know.

DT: Yeah yeah, you said that before. Knowing the EWCL, we'll find out soon enough.

ND: Soon isn't fast enough for me.

DT: Until then we have to do it with our next match. Chris Outcast and Aaron Gold. Last week Outcast had his chance to win his first gold. He was in a title match for the Extreme Title, but he couldn't do it. He wasn't able to beat Drake Laps. Also last week Gold defeated Jay Masters and he thereby earned himself a titleshot against that same Drake Laps for the Extreme Title.

ND: Sounds a bit funny though, the Extreme Champion just got a baby.

DT: So?

ND: Yeah well it's not really two things that you put in the same frame you know. Flying off topropes and through tables on one hand and changing diapers on the other hand.

DT: Hey man, changing diapers can be more extreme than you think. I rather go through a table than change a diaper.

ND: You actually got a point there Thornton.

DT: But we better talk about Outcast and Gold instead of babies and Laps. Outcast wants to prove that he is the number one contender for the Extreme Title, while Gold wants to prove that he is gonna be worthy to win the Extreme Title from Drake Laps.

ND: We'll see. What we do know is that Gold hasn't finished with Masters yet. After Masters lost his match earlier tonight, we saw that Gold circled the ring with his Harley Davidson.

(Then Come down by Bush starts to play and Legionaire Chris Outcast comes walking out. He's wearing the same kind of Legion shirt that Nick Dangerous was wearing. Outcast comes walking out and he's followed by his forever sidekick Scotty. Outcast greets the fans on his way to the ring and he slides in and waits for his opponent. Scotty also greets the fans, but the fans don't really know who he is. Scotty also slides in the ring and he climbs one the toprope and he waves to the Japanese crowd. But the crowd doesn't react at all. In the back we see that Chris Outcast is shaking his head after seeing what he has just seen).

(My way by Limp Bizkit starts to play and "24 Carat" Aaron Gold and Silva come out. They ride out on Gold's Harley Davidson. He rides to the ring and circles the ring one time and he then stops and he and Silva climb off the bike).

ND: Ooooooh baby!!! Did you see that?!? Silva's wearing a short skirt, and when she stepped off the bike I saw.....

DT: Stop it Down!!! How many times do I have to say that you shouldn't be talking about those things. Young kids watch this show too.

ND: Hey, from what I remember I was horny as hell when I was a young kid!

(slap-ouch).

DT: Don't make me slap you again Down!!

ND: ...

(Meanwhile Gold rolled himself into the ring and the match can start).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Gold and Outcast start to circle eachother for about 8 seconds until they tie up. And its Gold who comes in with a knee to the stomache. Gold follows that up with a series of chops to the chest. And even the Japanese crowd reacts with "oohhs" and "aaahss" while he does that. Gold then throws Outcast into the ropes and when he comes off he does an overhead belly to belly suplex on him!! Outcast goes down and Gold is back up and he kicks him to the midsection and shoulder for about 5 times.

ND: Gold grabs Outcast by the head and he irish whips him into one of the four corners. Outcast flies in backfirst and Gold comes charging in right after. But ooooh Outcast sidesteps him and Gold flies shoulderfirst through the top and second rope into the steel ringpost!!! Outcast drags Gold out of the ropes now and he punches him to the face for 3 times. He then whips Gold into the ropes and when he comes off he grabs Gold and does a spinebuster!!! Outcast jumps on top off Gold and he starts to hand out fist after fist.

DT: Gold tries to block them, but Outcasts his punches are too hard. Outcast now lets go and he gets up again and he waits till Gold gets back up aswell. Gold is still a bit stunned from those shots to the head and he doesn't notice that Outcast comes in again. Outcast kicks Gold into the gut and he follows that up with a double arm DDT!!! Gold goes down and Outcast for the cover, .....1.................................................2...............................kickout. Outcast picks Gold up by the head and he throws him into the nearest corner.

ND: Outcast walks over to him and starts to chop him to the chest. He then grabs Gold by the arm and he irish whips him into the opposite corner!!! WHAMMMM!!! Gold flies in backfirst!!! And now its time for Outcast to charge in and ...he comes in and...he splashes on top of Aaron Gold!!! Outcast then takes a few steps back and we see that Gold falls facefirst down to the mat. Outcast then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and he does an elbow drop to the back of Golds head!!

DT: Outcast grabs Gold by the legs and he hooks in a Boston Crab. Outcast got it hooked in the center of the ring and Gold is struggling to get out of that submission move. He's in pain right now and Outcast is giving it all he's got. The referee is checking if Gold wants to tap out, but Gold is shaking noooo. Gold now even tries to drag himself to the ropes. And he's doing it!! He's getting closer and closer to the ropes now. And he reached them!!! Gold got a hold of the ropes and Outcast has to let go off the Boston Crab. Outcast shakes his head and he walks over to Gold and he kicks him in the head.

ND: Outcast picks Gold up and he irish whips him into the ropes. Outcast goes for a dropkick, but oooh Gold holds on to the ropes and Outcast went for that dropkick and lands on the mat!!! Gold takes a few breaths and he then charges in on Outcast and ...GOLD RING...swinging neckbreaker there!!! And Aaron Gold goes for the cover, ....1................................................2.....................but Outcast kicks out of it. Gold back up and he picks Outcast up by the head and he throws a few punches. He then sends him into the ropes again.

DT: Outcast comes off and Gold with a karate kick that sends Outcast straight down to the mat!!! Gold then goes for the corner and he starts to climb the topturnbuckle. He gets on top and he jumps off for a double axe-handle, but oooooh.... Outcast got to his feet and he nails Gold in the midsection with a forearm!!! Man, what a comeback there!!! Outcast lifts his opponent up from the mat and ...fishermans suplex!!! He goes for the cover, ....1........................................2...........................but Gold kicks out in the final moment.

ND: Outcast picks Gold up from the mat and he grabs him by the arm and sends him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Outcast goes for a backdrop. But Aaron Gold reads the move and he counters and he kicks Outcast to the head and ....HE SETS HIM UP FOR HIS CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER!!!.....But just when he wants to execute the move we see that Scotty jumps on the apron and he starts to distract the referee!! The referee goes over to Scotty and he tells him to get of the apron. But at the same time we see that Jay Masters comes out from the crowd and he's carrying a steelchair!!

DT: Masters rolls himself into the ring and he comes up from behind Gold and before Gold can execute the GoldDigger he slamms him in the head with that steelchair!!! ...BAMMMMMMM....... Gold goes down to the mat and Masters slides out of the ring!!!.....Outcast rolls himself on top off Gold now and goes to cover him. At that moment the referee turns around again and he starts the count. ......1..........................................................2................................................3.....And it's over, Chris Outcast has won this match!! But he can thank Masters for this victory.

(Scotty slides in the ring and he grabs Outcast his hand and raises it into the air. Outcast slightly smiles but he then tells Scotty to let go off his arm. Outcast and Scotty then roll out of the ring and leave ringside).

But Jay Masters is still at ringside. He's still carrying that steelchair and he slides back in the ring again and he looks down at the fallen Aaron Gold. He taunts Gold a bit and he then swings the steel chair again and ....WHAMMMMMMMM....He nails him in the head with it again!! And Gold is knocked out completely now. Masters now drops the chair and he asks for a microphone. He receives a mic and he starts to speak.

Masters: Hey GOLD, Aaron GOLD...Where's your GOLDRUSH now huh...And where's your GOLDDIGGER NOW!!! Or your GOLDEN GLOBES or FOOLS GOLD or GOLD RING??? Hahaha!!!

(The crowd boos).

Masters: But I don't wanna ruin your day entirely. So that's why I got something GOLD for you.....Hope you like it......IT'S WHAT THEY CALL A GOLDEN SHOWER!!!

(Masters drops the mic and he pulls down his pants and he starts to piss on Aaron Gold).

DT: OOOOH GROSSS!!! DISGUSTING!!!!

ND: Yucky, yucky, yucky.

DT: Commercials please!!

(Commercials).

Jay Blue: Ladies and gentlemen� join me in welcoming the CEO of the EWCL� 'The Rage'� Rick O'Connor!

(The fans burst into cheers for the EWCL Hall of Famer as the lights dim suddenly. The Cazzotron gradually brightens into life, two words printed in sepia scrawled across it like a faded epitaph�

A guitar riff explodes through the arena, competing with the frenetic drums for domination of the composition. The frantic pace builds as a bell chimes in the depths of the piece. Four times it chimes before the vocals explode.

As Kid Rock hollers his anthem, upon either side of the ramp two enormous explosions threaten the very roof of the auditorium. CEO flashes across the giant Cazzotron, and as the brightness fades ever so slightly a figure steps into the entrance. Clad in faded jeans, a tight black 'Drake Laps' t-shirt and black boots, he steps onto the ramp and stares out at the roaring arena. He watches the crowd as they holler for 'The Rage', their first glimpse of the man in the flesh. Burning bright and strong for several moments, the pyro eventually fades, and he makes his way slowly down towards the ring, reaching out to touch the fans' hands as he passes.

He climbs the steps as the ruckus continues, and climbs through the ropes. He calls for a mic, and begins. 'Thank you Tokyo! It's nice to be present in the land of the Rising Sun in front of some of the most hardcore fans in the World.' The fans roar. O'Connor calls for quiet. 'But listen, I do have something to get through, and I don't want to waste too much time. As far as the up-coming Tag Team Title Match is concerned� I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel it.' The fans boo, and O'Connor nods. 'I know� trust me, I know. No one's more p*ssed off than me, I promise you. It turns out that Triple X can't be here tonight, and well, it seems that President Van Zandt has taken the liberty of giving Marcus Babylon the night off.' The fans jeer. 'But look, we didn't bring the EWCL all this way just to disappoint you guys. So, instead of the Tag Titles match, I've been speaking to Drake Laps�.' The fans cheer, forcing O'Connor to stop for a moment. '�And well, anyway, it turns out that he doesn't feel that this night should be wasted. So, in place of the tag match, Drake has offered to give The Executive's Blade a lesson in 'Extreme'. So, coming up next, Drake Laps will take on Blade in an 'Extreme Rules' match!'

The fans roar, disappointment turning to pleasure at the change in the card. 'Enjoy the rest of the show.' O'Connor waves a hand to the crowd and places the microphone down upon the mat. 'American Badass' blares through the arena as O'Connor moves to step through the ropes. He stops, however, when the music dies. 'Damned if I Do' by Life of Agony replaces the silence with invasive delight, and O'Connor turns to the ramp, eyes flaring. The fans erupt into jeers as Eric Van Zandt walks out onto the ramp-way flanked by Blade. Mic in hand, he brushes off the screaming, taunting fans and addresses Rick O'Connor directly.

'An 'Extreme Rules' match? You think that's funny Rick?' O'Connor nods up the ramp at Van Zandt, smiling. The President carries on, 'You think that's funny? You think Blade is intimidated by Drake Laps? Blade wouldn't spit on Drake Laps if it wasn't for you pushing that twerp into this man's realm. Drake Laps doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as Blade! But hey� if you want to put that little freak's title on the line to my boy, you go right ahead. It's his loss you�.'

O'Connor, mic in hand again, shakes his head, 'It's non-title Eric. As far as I'm concerned, Blade doesn't deserve a shot at the 'Extreme Title'.'

Blade growls and begins to head down the ramp before the President's words halt his forward momentum. 'Blade� wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! You know what O'Connor, I'm sick of this� the fans are sick of this� the wrestler's are sick of this! This thing� between you and me� everybody's sick of it! You're in charge, I'm in charge� the real truth is, no one's in charge! THIS IS MY COMPANY!'

O'Connor laughs, 'Actually Eric, it's my company. You just help run it.'

'NO! That's not true! In fact, you're just the CEO, but you don't own the company at all! And I'm sick of this cr*p, every week, you second guessing me, changing my cards, booking the matches� I'M SICK OF IT, YOU HEAR?!'

The CEO rubs at an ear, shaking his head, 'Sorry Eric� what was that? I� didn't catch that last part?'

'That's just it, isn't it Rick?! It's all just a game to you! That's all it's ever been, a game! This is my life!'

O'Connor snaps, 'THIS WAS MY LIFE TOO, UNTIL YOU TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME! You think I think this is some kind of game? Why, 'cos I have fun?! Because I try to make things better for everyone, while you try simply to make things better for yourself and the select few you think deserve your help?! Screw you Eric, you have no idea WHAT it means to take this business seriously! To you, this is all some excuse to line your pockets and get your wrinkled ass on television, all the while using your influence to play people like chess pieces and stick your tongue down the throats of puerile little trollops half your age! This isn't a game Eric� this means something to these people! Not your screw job endings and your egocentric booking! The EWCL� it means something more than�.'

'SHUT UP!' Van Zandt storms towards the ring, throwing his jacket off as he passes Blade. 'I won't listen to your arrogant raving another second!' He slides under the ropes, followed closely by the Tag Team Champion. 'YOU! Always so arrogant� always so sure that everything you say is gospel. Always� ALWAYS� so sure that you occupy the high ground! I don't care anymore� I DON'T CARE! It ends! It ends at the next pay-per-view, if you have the balls to put it all on the line! No Rick, not 'Ascendance'� not your clever little religious metaphors that serve only to overcomplicate our product� at the EWCL's next PPV, 'Executive Decision'� you� me� the loser retires� forever. One of us in charge� you or me� the President or the CEO� but NOT both!'

O'Connor steps forward, the two eye to eye, 'I don't have the power to give you your company back�.'

'I DON'T WANT IT BACK! I just want you� gone!'

The two match gazes as the fans roar in the background. For them, it seems as if all the noise simply dies away to leave only their beating hearts.

'You're on.'

DT: Holy Hell! At� what did he say it was going to be called now� 'Executive Decision'�? One of these men will inherit the sole leadership of the company. The other� the other will leave the EWCL� forever.

ND: It had to happen! It had to! There was no way these two men could co-exist� no way!

The President and CEO lock hands, sealing the bargain. Van Zandt says, 'I'll have my lawyers draw up the paperwork,' before nodding to Blade who explodes in a burst of action as his forearm flies towards the CEO's head.

But O'Connor reacts quickly, his arm coming up to block the attempted clothesline. He delivers a swift punch of his own, followed by another, and another, and another! Van Zandt throws himself aside as the two duke it out.

DT: Dirty cheating Executive!

ND: What do you mean?! Rick screwed Blade out of a shot at the Extreme Title!

DT: Screwed? Blade never HAD a shot at the Title!

ND: Semantics rookie� it's just semantics.

Blade staggers backwards under the onslaught of the former Universal Champion, bust suddenly the tide of the battle changes as Blade delivers a knee to the sternum of the CEO, sending him to his knees. He follows with a forearm to the back of the head as Eric Van Zandt flies over to Rick, attacking with knees into the midsection.

At that moment, 'Trust' by Megadeth blares into the arena as "The Highflying Miracle" Drake Laps runs through the curtain and down towards the ring. He throws his Extreme Title aside before flying under the bottom rope and to his feet in one amazing motion. Blade turns at the last second and swings out a fist at the smaller man, but Laps ducks it and delivers a kick to the gut, followed by a DDT. The Japanese crowd explodes.

DT: There's the bell as Rick O'Connor and Eric Van Zandt struggle with each other out of the ring! Here come the referees� and they're going to take these two out of here!

ND: Great� can we focus on the action in the ring now?

DT: After doing that DDT, Laps now lifts Blade up and he delivers a snap suplex!!! And the Extreme Champion goes for the cover already, ....1..........................2.....but Blade kicks out of it. It would have been too easy, if he would have got the win like this. Laps picks the big man up from the mat and he throws a few jabs to the face. He then irish whips Blade into the ropes, Blade comes off and.....HURRICANRANA.....

ND: Laps is all over Blade in this stage of the match. After that hurricanrana he picks him up again and irish whips him, but this time Blade reverses the irish whip and sends Laps into the ropes himself. Laps comes off and at first Blade wants to go for a shouldertackle, but he then hesitates and stops and doesn't do anything. Whats this about? And he even pads Laps on the shoulder. What the hell?

DT: I think Blade doesn't want to hurt Laps coz he just found out he's a father. Blade doesn't want to hurt him coz Laps has a baby now.

ND: Talking about being unproffessional.

DT: Shut up Down, at least the guy has some respect and morals and believes, unlike you.

ND: ...

DT: Laps nodds to Blade now and it looked like he gave Blade the go-ahead or something. Blade and Laps circle eachother for about 5 seconds and they then tie up. Blade waistlocks Laps and he follows that up with a FULL NELSON SLAM!!!.... Laps goes down and Blade stomps to his legs and he then picks him up and sends him into the ropes once more. Laps comes off and this time Blade grabs him and ....SIDEWALK SLAM!!!....Blade for the cover attempt right now, ....1...................................2...........but a kickout by Drake Laps.

ND: Blade lifts Laps up again and after throwing a few more punches he sends him into the corner. Laps flies in backfirst and he falls down to the mat. Blade comes in and he places his boot to Laps his throat and he starts to choke him like that!!! Laps is struggling to get out of the choke, but its not really working!!! There's not much the referee can do as this is an Extreme Rules match. Finally Blade lets go of the choke and Laps is coughing loudly and grasps for air. But Blade is not granting him much time. The big machine grabs Laps and he irish whips him into the ropes again.

DT: Laps comes off and Blade grabs him in his ..BLADERUNNER!!!!......But ooooooooh Laps manages to shove Blade off of him in time and Laps slides under the bottom ropes and gets on the apron to catch some air. But without Laps seeing it, Blade comes charging in on him and .....HE KNOCKS LAPS OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR!!!! What a fall there to the floor!!! Laps didn't even see that one coming. And now he lays out on the concrete. Blade looks at Laps for a moment and he then rolls out of the ring and he goes over to Laps.

ND: Blade picks Laps up and he drags him over to the ringpost. He grabs Laps by the head and .....WHAMMMMMM...he ramms Laps his head into that ringpost!!! Laps stumbles backwards a few steps. And then Blade catches him with a big boot and Laps falls backfirst to the concrete floor!!! Gooood Goddddd!!!!! Blade picks Laps up again and he sends him right into the steel ringsteps........WHAMMMMMMM.....and Laps flies into them backfirst!!! That back must really been hurt by now!! Blade then takes a few steps back and he then comes charging in on Laps.

DT: But OOOOOOOOOHHH Laps used all his energy to move out of the way in time and Blade comes in and flies chestfirst into those steel ringsteps!!! I think Blade destroyed those ringsteps by flying into them!!! Holy shit!!! And both men are layed out now. Laps still recovering from all those shots and Blade from those ringsteps. But now we see that The Highflying Miracle is slowly getting back to his feet again. Laps picks Blade up from the floor and he bashes his head into those ringsteps....WHAMMMMMM.....

ND: WHAMMMMM......WHAMMMMMMM.......And he repeats that two times. Laps then lifts Blade up and he scoop slams him to the floor. The Extreme Champion then climbs on the apron and .......HE JUMPS UP, USES THE SECOND ROPE AS A SPRINGBOARD AND HE DOES AN ASAI MOONSAULT AND LANDS ON BLADE!!!....Great....excellent....awesome!!! Ooh shit, I'm cheering Drake Laps on here. I'm cheering Chris Christ his biggest enemy on. Booo, bad Laps, bad Laps. Ok, that will do.

DT: Uhuh. .....Ok, then. Laps is getting up from the floor after that viscious asai moonsault and he now picks up Blade by the head and he rolls him back into the ring again. Laps rolls in after aswell and he goes for the cover, .....1.................................................2..................................but noooo, Blade kicks out in the last moment. Laps lifts Blade up again and he throws a few punches to the head. He then irish whips Blade into the ropes and when he comes off he takes Blade down with a spinning heelkick!!!

ND: And Laps goes for the cover once again, but like before he only gets a two count. But the Extreme Champion is not giving up and he picks Blade up again and he throws him into the ropes again. Blade comes off and Laps goes for a superkick, but oooooooooh Blade catches the leg and ....and ....HE TURNS IT INTO AN ANKLELOCK!!!!....What a way to turn this thing by Blade!! And Laps is screaming it out from the pain now!! The referee is checking on Laps, but Laps shakes his head, he's not gonna give in to the pain here. And Laps is not that far away from the ropes and he tries to grab them.

DT: But he can't do it yet. He's still too far away. Laps crawls over closer and ....yesss...he did it, he reached the ropes and grabbed them. Blade lets go off the ankle lock but that doesn't mean that Laps is back in this match here. Blade comes in and he stomps Laps to that hurt ankle. Blade lifts Laps up and ....DDT....Laps out on the mat and Blade goes for the cover, ......1.....................................2............but Laps kicks out of it.

ND: Blade picks Laps up again and hands out a few right ones. Blade drags Laps over to the corner and he places him on the topturnbuckle. Blade climbs on the second rope and he grabs Laps by the head and ....SWINGING NECKBREAKER FROM THE SECOND ROPE!!! And Blade for the cover, ......1................................................2.............................noooooo, how did he kick out of that one? Laps kicked out of it.

DT: Blade is not moved by any of this and he picks Laps up and throws some more right and left ones to him.

ND: He then sends Laps into the ropes again, and when Laps comes off he grabs him by the throat for a two handed chokeslam!!! He lifts Laps up, but ....OOOOOOOOOOHHH MANNNNNNN....LAPS SOMEHOW TURNED THAT CHOKESLAM INTO A FRANKENSTEINER AND HE HITS IT!!!!!!......I'm not a fan of Laps, let me say that again. I'm not a fan of him, but that was excellent. Blade almost had this match in his pocket, but then Laps turned it once more. Laps gets up to his feet now and he picks up Blade and he irish whips him.

DT: But Blade reverses the whip and sends Laps into the ropes. But when Laps goes into the ropes, he uses the toprope as a springboard and he comes off for a back elbow that hits Blade right in the face!! And Blade is layed out from that move!!! Laps moves over to the corner and he climbs the topturnbuckle. He gets on top and ......LAPIDATOR!!!!......And he hit it!!! ...Laps landed on Blade and he goes for the cover right now.......1.............................................2.............................................................3............And he wins it!!! Drake Laps wins this non-title match!!! But what a win for him!!!

ND: And what a match we have seen here.

DT: And hear the Japanese crowd go wild. They certainly loved this match here.

(Commercials).

Cazzo: Hey Paco. Hows it going?

Paco: Good sofar, our spanish announce table hasn't been broken yet. So all in all it's a good night for us.

Cazzo: Thats good. (he replies without really paying attention to what Paco was saying).

Paco: But how are you Eric?

Cazzo: How do you think I am doing? First of all those Japanese people only cheer but don't buy. Then second off all I got half the roster that no-shows or didn't even take the time to work the promotion tour here in Japan. Thirdly I get that tape that really is disgusting.

(Paco interrrupts Eric at this moment).

Paco: What's on the tape?

Cazzo: Can't tell you Paco. Just leave it alone ok.

Paco: Uh...ok.

Cazzo: Now where was I, fourthly Blade even loses to that no-good O'Connor choirboy Drake Laps. God!! Again and again he humuliates me and The Executive.

Paco: He didn't do that bad tonight and don't forget that he and Marcus won the tagtitles together. But that brings me to the question why Blade joined The Executive in the first place. And whats keeping him in it? Thats what I wonder.

Cazzo: Paco, Paco, Paco. Do you know me or not?

Paco: Si, I know you a bit.

Cazzo: Then you would know that there is always a reason. There is ALWAYS a reason.

Paco: And what might that reason be then?

Cazzo: I guess I can tell you Paco, I can trust you with that information. But before I tell you about it all, just let me throw that camera guy out of my office AGAIN!!!

(Cazzo marches over to the cameraman with an annoyed look on his face. The footage goes blurry and then it goes to black and Cazzo throws the cameraman out of his office. Prez Cazzo goes back inside, but what he doesn't notice is that Roadblock was standing outside the office. The door closes, but Roadblock puts his ear to the door and tries to follow the conversation thats going on inside the office).p> (Scene fades out).

DT: We're back again people. Back for the last match of the evening. The Main Event match between Sean Corvik and Exile against Chris Christ.

ND: "The Messiah" Chris Christ. You always forget to add that.

DT: Yeah yeah, like it matters anyway.

ND: Yes it matters, it always matters.

DT: Ok, then I get your point.

ND: Last week Chris Christ lost to Exile, but that was a little mistake. Christ isn't feeling good here in Japan. He doesn't like the people and the people don't like him. He can't work in a situation like that. He can't be at his best in those kind of situations.

DT: What a bad excuse.

ND: Hey, its the truth.

DT: Uhuh.

(At that moment "My Sacrifice" by Creed starts to play and "The Messiah" Chris Christ appears from behind the curtains. Christ comes out and the Japanese people start to boo him right away. Christ makes a handsignal to the boos and then even shows the crowd the finger. This only leads to more boos from the crowd. Christ smirks and he continues his way to the ring. Once he arrived he slides in and waits).

(We then go backstage and meet up with Exile who's standing on the other side of the curtains and is eager to go to ringside. But then all of a sudden we see that Roadblock comes running in to them. He shouts out "Wait...wait"....An out of breath Roadblock then shouts "Don't go to that ring yet, wait.....hear me out first"....).

(Exile stares at Roadblock. Roadblock stops right in front of them and is out of breath. He bends down and takes some deep breaths).

Exile: Now what is it Roadblock? This better be important, coz I got a match to fight. It's bad enough that Sean hasn't showed up yet. But now this?

Roadblock: It.....is.....important......I .....just....heard.....Cazzo........talk .....about.....this....

Exile: Cazzo? Cazzo? He's not of my concern. It's Christ who's waiting for me in that ring.

(At that moment Born of a broken man starts to play and Exile makes the intention of walking out to ringside).

Roadblock: Ex....wait.....hear me out first.....

(Exile turns around again and he nodds to Roadblock).

Exile: Ok, but make it quick.

Roadblock: I was just hanging out around Cazzo's office and just when I passed his office I saw him talking to Paco. He and Paco were discussing something about Blade. Then Cazzo all of a sudden throws out the cameraman who was taping it all. So then I thought..."Hmm Roadblock I want a hamburger" ...Uh nooo thats not what I thought.. I thought "Roadblock, this could be intresting". And so I put my ear to the door and I overheard everything that Cazzo and Paco were talking about.

Exile: And?

Roadblock: And what?

Exile: And what did they talk about?

Roadblock: Who?

Exile: CAZZO AND PACO!!

Roadblock: I was just about to get to that part, just have some patience will you!!

Exile: ...

Roadblock: Like I said Cazzo and Paco were talking about it why Blade (Exile's brother) is in The Executive and why he stays in The Executive. Well it turns out that he's blackmailing Blade.

(Exile is real intrested at this moment).

Exile: Blackmailing my brother? With what?

Roadblock: With you!

Exile: With me? What do you mean?

Roadblock: Cazzo blackmailed Blade with your contract. He said to Paco that if Blade doesn't do what he says that he's gonna make your life a living hell.

Exile: Uhuh....yeah right....and I have to believe that?!?

Roadblock: It's true, oh it's true!!

Exile: Look, Blade just betrayed me, thats the true story to all of this. There's nothing to it with blackmailing or whatever. You overheard it the wrong way Roadblock, like you mostly do. Just like when that girl asked you how your back was doing and you thought that she said that she was ready to get on her back for you.

Roadblock: I tell you, thats what she really said.

Exile: No, she never!!!

Roadblock: But that was really what Cazzo said.

Exile: If you want attention, just ask for it, but don't go making up these kind of foolish stories. This one is really insane, Roadblock. And you're taking it too far this time.

Roadblock: But....but...

Exile: I know Roadblock, but now it's time for me to get to this match, my theme music is already over.

(While Exile and Roadblock are still discussing we see that Chris Christ comes out from the other side of the curtains. He comes up from behind and stands behind Exile).

(Roadblock stops talking right away and with a shocked look on his face he points to Chris Christ and he mumbles something like "bbbbb behinnddd you"!!!).

Exile: Now, you're probly wanna tell me that there's a monster behind me right? This is not a Scooby Doo movie Roadblock!!!

(Right at that moment Christ knocks Exile down from behind. Exile falls down to the ground and Christ starts to kick and stomp away at him. Roadblock runs in on Christ and tries to help Exile, but Christ sees him coming and he nails Roadblock to the floor with a big forearm).

ND: YESSSS!!!

DT: Good God!!!

ND: Christ continues to kick Exile to the head and other parts of the body. He picks Exile up from the ground and pokes him in the eye. He then drags Exile back towards the lockerroom area. Where is he going? Christ reaches the first lockerroom and it turns out to be Triple X his lockerroom. Christ kicks in the door and the lockerroom is totally empty. Thats pretty obvious as Triple X had other business to attend tonight. Christ drags Exile into the room and he then picks up one of the wooden chairs and he goes back over to Exile and ......WHAMMMMMMM...

DT: He bashes that wooden chair to Exile's head and the chair breaks from that impact!!! Christ cynically laughs at Exile and he then picks him up again and he grabs him by the arm and .......GOOOD GODDDDD!!!!! .....HE THROWS EXILE STRAIGHT INTO THE BIG MIRROR!!! ....EXILE FLIES INTO THE LIFE SIZE MIRROR AND IT BREAKS!!!....And Exile is laying knocked out between all the splinters and leftover parts of that mirror!!! Thats ridiculous!!!

ND: Noooo!! Thats "The Messiah"!!!

(Then we hear "Ding ding ding". Followed by ring announcer Jay Blue).

Jay Blue: The end result of this match is .........A DOUBLE COUNT OUT!!! Therefore there is NO WINNER!!!

ND: No WINNER?????

DT: Yes, no winner!!

ND: How could there be no winner? Christ is beating the crap out of Exile here. There is a winner and only one winner and thats "The Messiah" Chris Christ.

DT: I and the referee don't see it that way Down.

ND: Agh, bite me!!

(slap-ouch).

DT: Oh man, and now Christ picks Exile up from the ground again and he sets him up!!! Noooooo!! He wants to set him up for his SIGN OFF!!!!

ND: Yesss do it!!! Common do it!!!

DT: Don't do it!!! Exile is a mess already!!! He should know when to stop it. He should know where to draw the line!! This goes too far!!

(Christ lifts Exile up and .......ALL OF A SUDDEN WE SEE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION SEAN CORVIK STORMING INTO THE LOCKERROOM..... HE CHARGES IN ON CHRIST AND HE KNOCKS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!... AND CHRIST LETS GO OFF EXILE AND FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND).

ND: NOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!!

DT: Corvik is back!!! And he stopped Christ!!!! Corvik swings his sledgehammer again and ...BAMMMMMMMMM.....BAMMMMMMM......BAMMMMMMMMM.......he bashes Christ in the head with it numerous times!!! Christ now lays busted open and unconscious on the ground. Those shots were devastating!!! Corvik now drops the sledgehammer and he checks on Exile.

(At that moment we see that medical assistance enters the lockerroom. A few medics go over to Exile, while a couple others go over to check on Chris Christ).

DT: What an end of this evening!!! What an end to EWCL's Japanese Tour!! What an end!!

ND: Tell me about it. Christ first had it all, he had the life and career of Exile in his hands and then that scumback Corvik spoils it all again. Corvik just should have stayed home in his Redneck county.

DT: Take it easy Down!!

ND: I take it easy whenever I want to!!

DT: Now anyway people, while the medics are taking care of Exile and Christ it is that time for us to say goodbye. Say goodbye to tonights Insurgence and say goodbye to Japan. Next week we'll be back in the USA again. So everyone tune in again next week!! For now it's goodbye!!