EWCL
Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.
Extreme
�Cages� Tables� Ladders� Barbed Wire� Chairs� Cells� Gore�
Wrestling
�Darkest Hour� Elegance in Torment� ...Outcast.....Tower of Babylon� Gargantuan Driver� Gavel� Lapidator� .....Danger Driver� Crucifixion�
Championship
...Universal Title� EWCL Title� PrimeTime Title� Extreme Title� Tag Titles�
League
�Sean Corvik� Joe Johnson� Blade...�Exile....... Chris Christ.....Punisher� Drake Laps� Marcus Babylon� Ex-Terminator�...Nick Dangerous� Aaron Gold� Eleven�...G-Flem....
Insurgence �Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week�
�EWCL Insurgence is on the air�
Neil Down: Welcome to JAPAN!!!.
Dean Thornton: It finally happened, EWCL is in Japan and on their first trip to Asia.
ND: Sure, we went to England before, but this is different. This is the real thing. This is what its all about. This is Japan and Japan only has the EWCL on its mind right now. I only saw enthusiastic people today!!
DT: I doubt that had to do with you or the EWCL.
ND: Why do you doubt that?
DT: Hello Down!!! Did you pay attention around here? Don't you have any clue whats going on in Japan?
ND: Uuhhh no.
DT: The World Cup is in Japan!!
ND: Oh, so?
DT: Soccer is big here in Japan. The entire country is on top of it right now. And Japan even won against Russia today. It was a historic win.
ND: Agh, soccer, thats not a real sport. Thats not an American sport, its not worthy.
DT: ITS THE MOST POPULAR SPORT IN THE WORLD!!
ND: Yeah yeah, whatever. It's not like the Americans compete here.
DT: Uh, Down actually they do and they even beat Portugal in a major upset last week.
ND: Really?
DT: Yup.
ND: GO USA..SOCCER RULES....
DT: You really are a typical American aren't you.
ND: Whats that suppose to mean?
DT: Nevermind. Lets start all over again here with the show!!
ND: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Insurgence in Japan!!
DT: Great show lined up for you tonight. The best of the EWCL talent is on the card. We have Aaron Gold, The Punisher, G-Flem, Blade, Marcus Babylon and Exile!!
ND: HEY! You forgot about the one person who will set this show on fire!! The man they call.....'THE MESSIAH'!!!!!
DT:*SIGH*
(At that moment the Cazzotron flickers to life and on it we see the scene just outside the arena and from round the corner a limo travels down the road. It stops right before the camera and the door swings open. From the vehicle Chris Christ steps out.)
ND: And here he is now! My hero!!
(Chris Christ swings his bag over his shoulder and slams the door shut, banging the roof to signal the driver to drive off. He takes a look around and smiles at the surroundings. Then with one big breath he takes in the Japanese air and doesn't seem pleased. His face crunches up and he coughs out. He then makes his way to the arena doors mumbling to himself)
Christ: Stupid sushi.....friggin everywhere....
DT: Christ doesn't like it here Neil and from the crowds reactions when he was seen they don't like him neither.
ND: Chris doesn't care if they don't like. He doesn't need them because he has got me!
DT: Yeah that'll get him through the day.. (sarcastic)
ND: I know.
DT: Uhm...allright then. Just take a look a the card we have tonight. Some great matches. Main Event is between Exile and Chris Christ. Now thats a match between two stars. Then in about every match there is something at stake. We have a Prime Time Title match between Marcus Babylon and G-Flem, we have an Extreme Title match between Drake Laps and Chris Outcast. We have a #1 contender match for the EWCL title between Blade, Nick Dangerous and Triple X.
ND: And don't forget that #1 contender match for the Extreme Title involving Aaron Gold, Jay Masters and Eleven.
DT: Couldn't forget about that one.
ND: Nuh ...uh..
DT: Uhm... allright then. First match of the evening here in Yokohama is a match we could have seen about a year ago. It involves two historic EWCL wrestlers namely Super Trouper and Ex-Terminator. What a match to start this off. Both got a great past here in the EWCL. Super Trouper is a two time Universal Champion and Ex-Terminator is a former Internet and Hardcore Champion.
ND: Super Trouper made his return as Eleven's manager, but now he's in a match already. So I guess that ends his stint as a manager.
DT: On the other hand, I haven't seen him here all week. Have you?
ND: To be honoust, I haven't. But then again, I didn't really pay attention on Super Trouper. I was more intrested in the hot looking Japanese girls.
DT: Yeah but they weren't intrested in you.
ND: Hey!!
(At that moment Seek & Destroy Woodstock version starts to blare over the PA System. Ex-Terminator walks out and the crowd reacts rather calmly. Ex-Terminator looks around and then moves on to the ring. He climbs into the ring and waits in his corner).
(Then Between angels and insects by Papa Roach starts to play. But nothing happens. There is no sign of Super Trouper or anyone else. The music hits for a second time, but again there is no sign of Super Trouper).
DT: Where the hell is he?
ND: Got no clue there.
(Ex-Terminator asks for a microphone and the Japanese ring announcer hands one over to him).
Ex-Terminator: Remember me, Japan!?! Remember me from the King of the Deathmatch tournament last year!!
(The crowd reacts and cheer Ex-Terminator on).
Ex-Terminator: I really wanted to come back to Japan and show what the Ex-T is really about. But what the f*%k happens. Super Trouper is too chicken to even step out. The big goof, probly felt too good to fly to Japan or to open the show. What a loser. I can tell you this Super Trouper. I can imagine that you chickened out tonight. I can imagine that coz noone wants to be facing me tonight. But Super Trouper, I give you and your little boyfriend Eleven another opportunity.
DT: What does he mean?
Ex-Terminator: I give you an extra week time to train for me. To train so you can face me and won't humiliate yourself too much. Eleven, Super Trouper I want the two of you in a tagmatch. Doesn't have to be next week. It can be next week, it can be next year, but we will have a tagmatch. No, no, no it's not gonna be a handicap match. I had enough of those in my past. It's gonna be 2 against 2.
ND: So who's his partner gonna be then?
Ex-T: You probly wanna know who my partner is gonna be right?
ND: He read my mind.
Ex-Terminator: You'll see....haha....you'll see. Maybe even sooner than you want to.....
(Ex-T then drops the mic and he rolls out of the ring and walks out of the arena).
DT: So I guess we won't see a Super Trouper versus Ex-Terminator match right now.
ND: Guess not.
(The Cazzotron then comes on again and this time we are in the lobby of the building. There are two arena workers standing talking to each other when they are interupted by 'The Messiah' Chris Christ's entrance. He walks between the two of them and stops.)
Christ: Who wants the honour of carrying my bag to my room?
(The two attendants look at each other in confusion)
Christ: Well?
(The two attendants start to mutter something to each other in Japanese.)
Christ: Oh please tell me you speak English?
(They once again start speaking Japanese to one another)
Christ: Oh that is it, i'm gonna get Godzilla on both your asses if you don't take this bag off me!
(Christ slams the bag down and walks off down the corridor leaving the two men bewildered and looking lost).
(Scene fades out).
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we see Jay Masters standing next to Stephanie Sprinkler backstage).
Steph: Well, if you've been following events this week, it looks as though Jay Master may have turned bad guy on us. I'm standing with him now to find out the truth. So just what is happening with you Jay?
Jay: Well, before we start Stacy, I want to make a formal apology to Aaron Gold's girlfriend Silva, for bringing her into all of this. I really was acting from a tip off given to me by a friend, if i'd known that it wasn't true... Well, i'd still have gotten Gold into trouble, but not his girl.
Steph: So you admit that you now know that the rumors were false. Did you know this before you went to the police?
Jay: As I've just told you, no I didn't.
Steph: And what about Aaron Gold's Mercedes? We all saw you crushing it earlier in the week.
Jay: That? I was just borrowing it, I... thought that I was going through a car wash or something.
Steph: erm, okay. So moving on to your match with him. Do you think that the result is going to be any different than when you were beaten by him last week?
Jay: Well, let me tell you something Steph, Aaron Gold may have put me in hospital with his 'Career Ending GoldDigger', but by the time I'm finished with him, it'll be a good thing that he's in Japan, so he can learn how to say Syonara to his chances of becoming the #1 contender for the Extreme title.
Steph: Thanks Jay.
(Scene fades out).
DT: Time for the next match and I hope we are gonna see some action now. But I'm sure we will as we got Aaron Gold and Jay Masters in this one. Gold and Masters really have it in for eachother. A few weeks ago they had to team up, but that didn't work out perfectly and in the end they lost the match and turned on eachother. Then last week they faced eachother in a Last man standing match and it was Gold who got the win there.
ND: But that wasn't the end of it.
DT: Oh no. During the last couple of days Masters destroyed Gold's mercedes and he also accused him of drugs abuse and to make it worse he also accused Silva of being a drugsdealer. Gold and Silva had to go to the police, but soon after they walked out of there again as it turned out that they were talking the truth and that Masters was behind all of this.
ND: But Gold didn't seem to care about his car though, coz he bought a brand new Harley Davidson.
DT: Nice.
ND: Real nice.
DT: But to come back to this match. Eleven is also in this one and all three will fight for the number 1 contenderspot for the Extreme Title. The title that currently is in Drake Laps his possession.
(At that moment My Way by Limp Bizkit starts to play and Aaron "24 Carat" Gold comes walking out. Together with his girl Silva he walks down the aisle to the ring. He climbs on the apron and gets in the ring. Gold raises his hands in the air and the Japanese fans cheer him on).
(Then Smells like teen spirit starts to play and we hear a loud noise. We hear the noise of a motorcycle. Then we see Jay Masters coming out on a Harley Davidson. But not just a Harley Davidson, it's the Harley Davidson that Aaron Gold bought a few days ago. Masters drives to the ring with a confident look on his face. Gold recognises his bike and he's getting real mad now!! Without hesitating for a second he slides out of the ring and he runs towards Masters).
DT: Some nerve of Masters. He stole Aaron Gold's new motorcycle!!
ND: Stole? Stole? He just borrowed it and now he's returning it to the ring. There's nothing illegal to that.
DT: Yeah sure.
ND: Gold now charges in on Masters who's still driving the Harley Davidson and .......HE DROPKICKS MASTERS OFF THE MOTORCYCLE!!!!......Good GO(L)D!!! Did you see that?!? Masters flies off the motorcycle and it crashes right into the apron and falls to the ground!! Aaron Gold gets up to his feet and takes a look at whats left of his newly bought bike. A determined look in his face appears and he turns around and walks over to Masters. He picks Masters up from the ground and he drags him over to the guardrail.
DT: And ...WHAMMMMMM..........He ramms Masters his head into the guardrail. Gold then drags Masters over to ringside and the motorcycle. He grabs Masters by the back of the neck and he ramms Masters face first into the bike!! ....WHACKKKKK......Gold smashes Masters his face into the bike several times now and he shouts out things like "YOU WANTED THIS BIKE, THEN YOU CAN GET IT!!!!" and "AND HOW DOES A HARLEY FEEL HUH"!!!.......Gold then lets go off Masters neck and he lifts him up and ....bodyslams Masters backfirst to the concrete floor.
ND: Masters is laying half unconscious on the concrete floor and we see that Aaron Gold is lifting the Harley Davidson up again. Its not easy to lift that thing up, but after a few tries he manages to do it. He climbs on the bike and starts it!! Sure, it looks ruined, but it still works, hehe!!! Gold just started the motorcycle and he know wants to drive into the direction off Masters!!! HE WANTS TO RUN OVER MASTERS WITH HIS HARLEY DAVIDSON!!! OK, WE ARE IN JAPAN, BUT THIS EVEN GOES TOO FAR FOR THE PEOPLE HERE I THINK!!
DT: Gold wants to do it!!! But then it is Silva who comes in and she blocks the motorcycle so that Gold can't run over Masters. And Silva tells her boyfriend not to do it!!! She tells him not to go this far and that Masters isn't worth going to jail for!!! Gold at first shouts out to Silva that she has to go out of the way. But Silva is not leaving her spot.
(At that moment Enter Sandman by Metallica starts to play and Eleven comes out. Eleven stands on the top of the ramp and puts his hands in the air. He wants to walk down the ramp. But then it is Ex-Terminator who comes out from behind the curtains and he runs in on Eleven and he knocks him off the top off the ramp and Eleven falls all the way to the ground).
ND: Wowww!!! What a fall!!! Ex-T knocked Eleven all the way off the top of the ramp to the floor!!! What a bump!!! And Eleven is definately knocked out!!
DT: Yes, we can forgot about Eleven in this match. And look at the satisfied look on Ex-Terminator his face. He had this all planned out I think. All he wanted was to hurt Eleven and eliminate him out of this match. And ruin Eleven's chances to become the number one contender for the Extreme Title. So now with Eleven out of the match, its down to Masters and Gold. Whats going on there at ringside Down?
ND: Silva managed to convince Gold not to run over Masters with the motorcycle and now Gold stepped off the bike and he walks over to Masters. He picks Masters up, but oooooh lowblow by Masters. Gold goes down and Masters gets back to his feet and he grabs Gold by the head and drags him over to the ring and rolls him into it. Masters follows in after and the first thing he does in the ring is pick up Gold and execute a suplex!! Masters then runs towards the ropes and ....LIONSAULT.....And he hits it and lands on Gold!!
DT: Masters with cover, ..1.......................................2.................but Gold kicks out of it in time. Masters picks Gold up and he irish whips him into the ropes. Gold comes off and it''s Masters with a spinning heelkick!!! Gold goes down!!! Masters lifts his opponent to his feet again and he sends Gold into the ropes again. Gold comes off, but ooooh this time he ducks Masters arm and he counters by grabbing Masters and ...GOLD RING....Swinging neckbreaker!!! And now both men are down!! The ref starts to count both men out, but around count number 6 it is Aaron Gold who slowly starts to get back up again.
ND: Gold is up and he goes for Masters and kicks him into the head three times. He follows that up with lifting Masters up and hands out a couple of chops to the chest. Gold then irish whips Masters into the ropes and when he comes off he does an overhead belly to belly suplex!! Gold bounces himself into the ropes and executes an elbow drop right after that. Gold for the pin, but he only gets a two count!! Masters is still down and Aaron Gold looks to the corner and points to it. He then starts to climb the corner all the way to the top.
DT: He's going for the Gold Rush!! He wants to end it right here!! But Gold didn't notice that Masters got back to his feet again and he follows Gold and starts to climb the corner aswell. Masters hits Gold into the midsection and he then grabs him by the tights and ....SUPERPLEX!!!!......Ooooooh yessss!!! .....And like before we see that both men are layed out on the mat......Who's gonna be the first one to get up?!?.... It's....it's Jay Masters!! Masters to his feet and he kneels down and goes for the cover on Gold, .....1..................................................2..........................but Gold kicks out in the last moment!!
ND: And Masters can't believe it!! He shouts it out and even starts to shout at Silva. Masters then turns around and picks Aaron Gold up again. He lifts Gold up and ....he's going for the Gold Digger!!! He wants to do Golds own Gold Digger on him!!! Masters lifts Gold up, but ooooooooohhhh Gold blocks it!!! Masters tries again, but Gold blocks it for the second time!!! AND HE BACKDROPS MASTERS TO THE MAT!!!!....And Gold runs to the corner once again!! He stands on top, takes a quick look at Masters who's still down on the mat and ......THE GOLDRUSH.....AND HE HITS IT!!!!...
DT: And Aaron Gold goes for the cover now, .....1.........................................2...............................................3...........And he wins it!!! Aaron Gold gets the win over Jay Masters for the second week in a row. And Gold is getting closer to gold as he's the number one contender for the Extreme Title right now!! Way to go for "24 Carat" Aaron Gold.
(Commercials).
(On the Cazzotron we see the lockerroom of Chris Christ. It is occupied by the man himself and he sits on a fold up chair with his head resting on his hands. The door suddenly opens up and one of the attendants from before walks in with Chris' bag. Chris shoots up and snatches the bag off him looking pretty pissed off.)
Christ: Where the hell have you been? It's nearly been an hour. Man you are terrible! Get the hell out of here before I do something you will regret!
(The attendant stands alert still and looks at Chris confused. He then puts his hand out asking for a tip. This angers Chris some more and he grabs his hand, swivels him round and pushes him out the room kicking him in the ass as he goes out.)
Christ: Stupid live fish eatin' dink! Man, I hate Japan!
(Scene fades out).
ND: We are back again and hear those people go. They sure seem to like it alot tonight!!
DT: The Japanese people are in a celebrating mood today and who can blame them.
ND: I hope you aren't gonna start with that soccer stuff again.
DT: Hey, Japan did win a World Cup match right here in Yokohama. It's not something you just turn your back on.
ND: Just watch me!
(slap-ouch).
DT: Ok, people it's time for our next match. First title defense of the evening. Extreme Champion Drake Laps has to defend his title against Chris Outcast. Laps and Outcast go back a long time as they already know eachother for years and years. Laps claims that Outcast always worshipped the ground that Laps walked on. Now we will see wether there is any respect or not.
ND: Respect? Respect for Laps? Hahahaaaaa, don't make me laugh. Thats hilarious.
DT: Drake Laps is a well established name in the EWCL.
ND: Yeah yeah, next thing you tell me is that he owned a chicken restaurant in the past. Be serious Thornton.
DT: I am serious.
ND: Sure boy.
DT: Agh, Down. Lets just commentate this next match.
ND: Whatever you say.
(Come down by Bush starts to play and Chris Outcast comes running out from the back. The Legion member runs to ringside and slides in the ring and gets ready for his match and waits for his opponent).
(Trust by Megadeth blares over the speakers and "The Highflying Miracle" Drake Laps steps out from behind the curtains. The Extreme Champion got the titlebelt in his hands and he raises it above his head. The Japanese crowd cheers Laps on loudly as he makes his way down to the ring. Laps reaches the ring and hands the title over to the ring announcer. He then stares at Outcast before he slides into the ring).
Ding ding ding
ND: The bell has rung and the match can start. Laps and Outcast start to circle eachother for about 10 seconds, before they tie up. But Outcast pushes Laps off of him right away. Laps chuckles and the two circle eachother once again. But this time they don't tie up but they go at it right away!!! The two start to trade blows back and forth!! But then Outcast ends it with a kick to the left knee of Laps. Laps goes down, but he gets up limping. Outcast continues to concentrate on that left leg and he sweeps the leg and Laps goes down to the mat again.
DT: Outcast picks Laps up by the head and he throws him into one of the four corners. Outcast comes in and he start to chop Laps to the chest!!! The Japanese crowd goes "OOOOOHHHHH" and "AAAAAAHHHH" when he does that. Outcast smiles and he then irish whips Laps into the opposite corner and The Extreme Champ flies in backfirst!! Outcast follows in hot pursuit, but Laps moves out of the way in time with the result that Outcast goes chestfirst into the topturnbuckle!!
ND: Outcast stumbles backwards an Laps lifts him up from behind and executes a backdrop suplex!! Laps then goes into the ropes and he comes off and does a summersault and lands on Outcast!! Drake Laps hooks the leg and goes for the cover, ....1.....................................2.......................kickout by Outcast. Drake Laps is not giving up though and he grabs Outcast and he throws him into the ropes. Outcast comes off and ...dropkick to the face and Outcast to the mat!! Laps quickly runs towards the corner, uses the topturnbuckle as a springboard and he does a corkscrew moonsault and ...HE HITS IT!!!....Laps lands on Outcast after that moonsault and he hooks the leg again for the cover.
DT: ...1................................2................but another kickout by Outcast. Laps probly thought that he had the win here. It could have been the win, it was very very close there. ...Laps now picks Outcast up from the mat and hands out a couple of punches to the face. He then sends Outcast into the ropes and when he comes off Laps jumps up for a ...HURRICANRANA.....BUT OUTCAST REVERSES IT AND TURNS IT INTO A POWERBOMB!!!!! OOOOH MAN!!!!....Laps didn't see that one coming!!
ND: Outcast is still on his feet and he looks at the fallen Laps for a moment and then he bounces into the ropes and comes off with a kneedrop. Outcast picks Laps up and executes a fishermans suplex on him!!! Outcast follows that up with a couple of stomps to the left leg and knee. He still tries to work on that left leg. Is that Laps his weak spot? Outcast should know if he really knows Laps that good. Outcast now picks Laps up and he irish whips him into the ropes. Laps comes off limping a bit and Outcast dropkicks him into the left knee and Laps goes down to the mat again!!
DT: Outcast now wants to hook in a figure four leglock, but before he can hook it in, Laps kicks him to the back. Laps crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get back to his feet again. Laps sees that Outcast comes charging in right away and The High Flying Miracle counters and he backdrops Outcast over the toprope to the outside!!! And Outcast lays down and out on the concrete!! That guy sure can handle alot. Last week he had that intense match with Exile and he went through the spanish announcetable and now this again. He sure lifts life on the edge.
ND: Laps checks his knee and he then starts to climb the topturnbuckle. He stands on top and ....CROSS BODY OFF THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE ON OUTCAST!!!.....Holy shit!!! Did you see that?!? But that also took the wind out of Laps. However it is Drake Laps who is getting back up again. The Japanese crowd cheers him on, coz they like the highflying stuff like the next Asian country. Laps raises his fist in the air and he then goes over to Outcast and picks him up. He drags Outcast over to the ringpost and he throws him shoulderfirst into the ringpost!!!
DT: Ouch!! That must hurt!! Laps now grabs Outcast by the arm and he wants to irish whip him into the opposite ringpost!!! But oooooh Outcast reverses the irish whip and Laps flies backfirst into the steel ringpost himself!!! What an impact!!! Outcast slowly walks over to Laps and hands out a big right one to the face. He then rolls Laps back into the ring again. But Outcast stays on the outside and he grabs a hold of Laps his left leg and he drags it over to the ringpost again and ..WHAMMMMMM......He ramms it into the ringpost!!! And look at the pain in those eyes!!! Outcast swings the leg again and ...WHAMMMMM...bashes it into the ringpost for a second time!! What is he trying to do here?
ND: Outcast rolls himself back into the ring again and he picks Laps up and throws a few jabs to the face. He then irish whips Laps but Laps already falls down to the mat after two steps. He can hardly walk anymore!!! While Laps is getting back to his feet we see that Chris Outcast is climbing the topturnbuckle. He gets on top and he sees that Laps is also standing again. And...OOOOHHHHH OUTCAST DIVES OFF FOR A FLYING SHOULDERTACKLE OFF THE TOPROPE AND HE TAKES LAPS TO THE MAT!!!
DT: What a move there by Outcast!! And he goes for the cover right now, is this it? ..1.............................................2....................noooo, it's not it as Laps kicks out of it. He stays in there!! Chris Outcast now grabs Laps ...AND HE GOES FOR THE DIRTY SOUTH!!!.....BUT LAPS SHOVES OUTCAST OFF OF HIM JUST IN TIME!!! ....Outcast bounces chestfirst into the ropes and he comes stumbling of the ropes and Laps lifts him up and ....HUMAN TORTURE RACK!!!!.....And Outcast is in severe pain now!!! ND: Laps now drops Outcast to the mat and he climbs the topturnbuckle and ...LAPIDATOR!!!!....He got it!!! He got it!!! And Drake Laps is going for the cover right now!!! ....1........................................................2.......................................................3....And Laps wins and he's still the Extreme Champion!!!
DT: But it was a tough match for him here against his so called worshipper. And Laps will feel that hurt left leg for a few days.
(Commercials).
(We are once again in the lockerroom of Chris Christ. He sits watching his tv were Drake Laps and Chris Outcast have just showcased their talents. Chris chuckles a little and stands up. He takes a look in the mirror and stares at his own reflection for a bit. He then breaks out into song.)
Christ: YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL....TO ME!!! CAN'T YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...YOU'RE EVERYTHIN I HOPED FOR.....YOU'RE EVERYTHIN I NEEEEEEED!!
(His singing is interupted by the door opening up. Chris quickly stops his singing and fixes his attention on who is standing in the doorway. The attendant from before is back and this time he has a few of his friends with him. They all suddenly start to shout at Chris, well we think it is shouting because it all sounds the same. Chris is stuck and doesn't know what to do. Something seems to strike him then and he reaches into his bag pulling out a small wad of paper. He walks over to the attendants and hands them all a small slip of paper each.)
Christ: There ya go fellas, a little something from me to you. Now if you'll excuse me.
(Chris walks out of the locker room leaving the attendants puzzled as to what the cards say. One of them tries to read out what it says.)
Attendant: Pizazz?....Pizazz?
(Scene fades out).
DT: How many more Chris Christ promo's are we gonna see?
ND: I hope alot more. The man is a living legend. He is "The Messiah". He has returned to save the EWCL. To save the EWCL from The Executive, from The Legion from The Family, from Rick O'Connor and from every untalented knob there is.
DT: Uhuh I see.
ND: Talking about untalented knobs. Its time for Nick Dangerous. Oh sorry "The" Nick Dangerous. And seeing as my nose is totally blocked all of a suddent I believe that Peter Tiger is in the building too.
DT: Don't mock Dangerous like that. You wouldn't want him on your back.
ND: I wouldn't want any guy on my back. Just give me Justine or Silva or even Monique, they can ride my back anytime.
(slap-ouch).
DT: We are on national tv Down. Can you please keep it down.
ND: ...
DT: Its time for the match for the number 1 contender spot for the EWCL title. The EWCL title that currently is held by Joe Johnson.
ND: Yeah he probly holds it in jail right now. Hehe. That shiny belt probly attracts alot of the other inmates!! Hehe, talking about having guys on your back. Good luck Joe!!
DT: Thats not funny Down.
ND: I thought it was.
DT: Trust me, it wasn't.
ND: ...
DT: In this threeway match we are gonna see Blade, Nick Dangerous and Triple X. Any comments?
ND: Hmm Blade beat Dangerous two weeks ago. Triple X lost last week in that tagteam elimination match to Blade/Babylon. So when you put 1 and 1 together its quite simple.
DT: But it's not always that simple.
(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat. He got the tagteam title around his waist and he hands it over to the ref).
(Kashmir by Led Zeppelin starts to play and "The" Nick Dangerous comes walking out from behind the curtains. Peter Tiger follows him and carries Nicks baseball bat. Dangerous wears a "THE" Legion t-shirt and when he reaches the ring he slides in).
(Then Falling away from me by Korn starts to play and Triple X comes out after a loud explosion. Triple X makes the X sign three times and then starts to walk down the aisle to the ring. He finally reaches it and slides in).
Ding ding ding
DT: The match starts and Dangerous charges in on Blade and clotheslines him to the mat. He then charges in on Triple X and does the same to him. Dangerous picks Triple X up and whips him into the ropes and when he comes off he backdrops Triple X to the mat. Dangerous then grabs Blade from the ground and also sends him into the ropes. Blade comes off and Dangerous also backdrops him to the mat. Dangerous goes for the pin on Blade, but Blade kicks out right away. Dangerous back up again and he kicks Blade to the head.
ND: "The" Nick Dangerous stays in control though and he bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and he kicks Blade to the head again and the big guy goes down to the mat. Dangerous turns Blade around and he hooks in a Boston Crab. But the way Dangerous does it, it looks like a Boston Crap!! Hehehe, damn its so easy to make fun of that guy!!! Ok, before Thornton slaps me in the head again I'll commentate this match properly. Dangerous still has Blade in the Boston Crab. But now it is Triple X who comes in and he kicks Dangerous to the back of the head.
DT: Dangerous has to let go and Triple X kicks him in the head for a second time. Dangerous crawls back to his feet, but after he got up Triple X does an armdrag takedown. Triple X holds on to it and turns it into arn armlock. He then gets to his feet but holds on to the armlock and pulls Dangerous up aswell. Just when Triple X wants to irish whip Dangerous, it is Blade who comes running in and he clotheslines both Triple X and Dangerous to the mat!! Wow, what a double clothesline by the tagchampion!!
ND: Blade picks Triple X up, hands out a few shots and then he sends him into the ropes. Triple X comes off and ...SIDEWALK SLAM......Blade goes for the cover, ...1.................................2...but Dangerous comes in and breaks the count by dragging Blade off of Triple X. Blade gets up and he and Dangerous stare at eachother for a couple of seconds. They then tie up and Blade waistlocks Dangerous, but Nick counters with an elbow before Blade can do anything. Dangerous then goes into the ropes and he comes off and he takes Blade to the mat with a flying forearm.
DT: Dangerous for the cover, ....1............................................................2.......................but Blade kicks out of it. Dangerous picks him up again and he lifts him up for a piledriver and ....he executes it!!! Dangerous just piledrived Blade, now thats impressive!! Dangerous looks where Triple X is, but thats already too late as Triple X comes in with a karate kick and nails Dangerous in the head with it!! Triple X picks Dangerous up and sends him into the ropes. He comes off and Triple X with a belly to belly suplex!! Triple X for the cover, but a kickout by Dangerous.
ND: Triple X pulls Dangerous up again and irish whips him, but this time Dangerous reverses the whip and ....oooooohhhh Triple X crashes right into Blade who just got back up again!!!! Both Triple X and Blade went down!!!! Dangerous goes for Triple X now and he sets him up for his Danger Driver....but before he can do that, it is Blade who comes charging in again!! And he knocks Dangerous to the back off the head. Dangerous goes into the ropes and when he comes off Blade grabs him and does a full nelson slam!!! Blade then goes back to Triple X again.
DT: Blade lifts Triple X up and he ....ooooh....he drops him crotch first in ropes!!! And whats Blade doing now? ..He takes a few steps back and he then charges in on Triple X and .....HE BIG BOOTS TRIPLE X OFF THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!.....Holy Shit!!!....And Triple X is knocked out. ....Blade turns around now and ....Dangerous with a double axe handle!!! Dangerous picks Blade up and .....german suplexes him back to the mat and he holds on to it and goes for the cover!! ...1......................................2.....................but a kickout!!!
ND: Dangerous picks Blade up again, but oooooh Blade turns it around and he grabs Dangerous in a backslide and goes for the cover, .....1.................................................2..............................sooooo close!!!....But Dangerous kicked out of it!!! Blade picks up Dangerous and he whips him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and ....POWERSLAM BY BLADE!!!...... And Blade is going for the cover, ....1............................................................2...............but this time Dangerous kicks out of it!!!
DT: Dangerous is up on his feet again but Blade comes in again and kicks him to the midsection. Blade bounces himself into the ropes, but ooooh Peter Tiger grabs a hold off Blade's right foot!!! Blade stumbles a bit, but he then turns around and bends over the ropes and grabs Peter Tiger!!! He lifts Tiger on the apron!! But before he can do anything we see that Dangerous comes in from behind and he rolls Blade up and ......1............................................2.......................kickout!! No 3.!!! It's not over yet!!! Dangerous thought he had it here!!
ND: He picks Blade up again and sends him into the ropes, but this time Blade holds on to the ropes. Dangerous sees it and he comes charging in!!! But oooooh.....Dangerous comes in, but Blade grabs him and .....SIDEWALK SLAM!!!....Blade picks Dangerous up again and .....BLADE RUNNER!!!.....He got it!! He got it!!! And Blade goes for the cover, .....1.....................................................2....................but whats that??? ....Peter Tiger rolls in the ring and he got Dangerous his baseball bat in his hands!!
DT: He goes over to Blade and ....WHAMMMMMM!!!!......He nails Blade in the head with it!!!!!...Ooooh my Godddddd!!!!!.........What a bang!!!! ....And the referee calls for the bell. He calls for the end of this match!!!.....But whats the result gonna be?!?
Ring Annnouncer: The winner as a result of a disqualification.....BLADE......
ND: Blade has won here!!! And he's gonna get his title shot against Joe Johnson for the EWCL title!!
(Then American Badass by Kid Rock starts to play and moments after we see CEO Rick O'Connor coming out and walking to the ring. The crowd goes wild when they see former Universal Champion The Rage Rick O'Connor. O'Connor greets some of the Japanese fans on his way to the ring. He then takes a microphone and starts to talk).
Rick O'Connor: Wait a minute here! Blade, if you really think that you earned yourself the #1 spot for the EWCL title, then you are wrong!!! You never got the 3 count so you didn't earn it.
(Blade looks surprised and he wants to climb out of the ring and attack O'Connor).
Rick O'Connor: Hoho, wait a second there big guy. You and "The" Nick Dangerous will BOTHgo to the next PPV on 30th June and will fight it out again!!! If Joe Johnson is released from jail by then, then its gonna be a threeway match for the EWCL Title. On the other hand if Johnson is still behind bars, then the two of you will really once and for all determine who is gonna be the number one contender for the EWCL Title in a 2 out of 3 falls match!!!
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we go to Prez Cazzo's office in the Yokohama Arena. Obviously we see the President but we also see his girfriend Justine and his nephew Marcus Babylon. Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt looks at the two and takes the word).
Prez Cazzo: Justine, Marcus, I need to have a word with twe two of you and it's pretty serious.
Justine and Marcus at the same time: Serious?!?!
Prez Cazzo: Yes real serious.
Justine: Uh.....hmmm...what is it then Eric?
Prez Cazzo: I got a letter with a disturbing message.
Marcus Babylon: Could you be a bit more specific here, Eric.
Prez Cazzo: I got a letter with a very disturbing message concerning Justine. (he looks right at Justine).
Justine: Uh.....uh....hmm....Eric, I can explain.....
(Babylon glances at Justine for a moment).
Prez Cazzo: Yes please explain to me why I got a letter that says that ........that.....I can't even say it out loud!!!!......That I got a letter that says that someone wants to kidnap you!!
(Justine more or less reacts relieved about the content of the letter and turns to Cazzo).
Justine: Ah, it's probly nothing Eric. You know how people are. It's probly just a obsessed fan who can't have it that I am with you.
Babylon: Probly a horny little teenager who wants to get a hold of your big b....
(Cazzo interrupts Marcus so he can't finish the sentence).
Prez Cazzo: Easy Marcus. Ok, fair enough, it might be something like that. But still I am real concerned, especially after what that slime bucket Chris Christ did to me last week. Either he or that Legion is behind it. Its The Punishers method of working. Remember when he kidnapped Paco?
(Babylon mumbles to himself: "Old guy, talking about the past again").
Prez Cazzo: Did you say something Marcus?
Babylon: Nooo, nothing. Just that its a shame that someone wants to kidnap Justine.
Prez Cazzo: Yess, therefore I have the following in mind. As I am very busy here with meetings etc. with the Japanese promoters and wrestlers, I want you Marcus, to work as Justine's escort and bodyguard. Wherever she goes, you go. Is that understood?
Babylon: Whatever you want Eric. I'll be on her day and night.
(Babylon grins slightly after saying those words).
Prez Cazzo: Is that ok with you Justine? You've been rather quiet all the time, everything ok?
Justine: .....I'm...I'm ok Eric....I'm just a bit shaky about ......that letter.
Prez Cazzo: Ofcourse you are. Now come here and give your 'daddy' a big kiss.
Babylon: Wow, before we get too smoochy here, I want to ask a favour aswell.
Prez Cazzo: Favour? What is it?
Babylon: I want noone interfering in my match with G-Flem. I want to do this on my own this time.
Prez Cazzo: If thats what you want.
Babylon: Thats what I want.
Prez Cazzo: Ok, then, but don't blame me if you lose your title tonight.
(Babylon mumbles to himself: "Yeah, thanks for the confidence in me uncle").
Prez Cazzo: Marcus? You said something?
Babylon: Thanks for the favour uncle.
(Then the scene fades out).
DT: Uhm, who would want to kidnap Justine?
ND: Who wouldn't want to kidnap her. Thats the question. That girl is so hot.
DT: Yes yes we know that you got the hots for her. But then again you got the hots for everything that has two legs and is female.
ND: Hmm, well I'm a healthy man.
DT: Uhuh..
ND: What kind of uhuh was that?
DT: Nevermind. It's time for the next match. Prime Time Title on the line as Marcus Babylon has to defend his title against G-Flem. What a feud it has been between those two here. Ever since Babylon is in the EWCL, he has had it on with G-Flem. Ever since that Battle Royal when Babylon won the Prime Time Title. Now G-Flem finally gets his chance to capture the title. Can he do it?
ND: The Executive won't be interfering and G-Flem said that The Legion also won't interfere. So on paper its gonna be a fair match. How boring!
(Want by Disturbed starts to play and Gargantuflem appears on top off the ramp. The massive Legion member starts to walk down to the ring. On his way he greets some of the fans. He enters ringside and uses the ringsteps to get in the ring).
(Cocky by Kid Rock plays and Prime Time and Tagteam Champion Marcus Babylon comes walking out. On his left side we see Justine who joins him to the ring. The two reach ringside and Babylon hands the titles over to Justine and he then slides in the ring and stares at G-Flem).
Ding ding ding
ND: Babylon charges in on G-Flem but G-Flem catches him with a boot to the head!! And Babylon goes down to the mat already!! G-Flem continues to kick Babylon as Babylon tries to make it to his feet. G-Flem waits till Babylon is back up and he then comes in and kicks him down to the mat once more. G-Flem really doesn't want to give Babylon time to move around. He's using a different kind of tactics here. He wants to keep Babylon on the mat!! Sounds smart. Babylon is now near the ropes and he uses them to get back up again.
DT: G-Flem comes charging in again, but oooooh this time Babylon goes down to one knee and he pulls the toprope down!!! And G-Flem flies over the toprope to the outside!!! It seems like Babylon found an answer to G-Flems match approach. The big Legionaire is laying on the concrete floor while we see that Marcus Babylon is on his feet and he climbs through the ropes to the apron. Babylon then comes in and ....FLYING BACK ELBOW OFF THE APRON ON G-FLEM!!!
ND: And it hits G-Flem hard!!! Babylon manages to get up and he picks G-Flem by the head and he rolls him back into the ring again. Babylon joins in after and the first thing he does inside the ring is to put his boot to G-Flems throat!! The referee starts to count, 1...2....3....4....5....and Babylon lets go off that choke hold. Babylon pulls G-Flem up and drags him over to the corner and starts to ramm G-Flems head into the topturnbuckle. ..1....2.....3......4......5......6......7......8.......9........10....
DT: The Prime Time Champion stops and he then irish whips G-Flem into the opposite corner!!! G-Flem flies in backfirst and Babylon follows in hot pursuit and wants to go for his RISING STAR!!....But oooooh G-Flem sticks his elbow out and Babylon flies right into that elbow!!!! And the dual champ staggers backwards!!! G-Flem comes in right away and .....SPEAR...HE SPEARS BABYLON TO THE MAT!!!!.......And this can already be the end of this match!!! G-Flem goes for the cover, ....1.................................................2................................foot on the ropes!!! Babylon escaped out of it!!
ND: G-Flem tries again and goes for another cover, but just like before he only gets a two count. G-Flem now grabs Babylon by the head and he starts to ramm Babylon's head into the mat!! ...1.....2....3....4....5.....G-Flem lets go and gets up again. He picks Babylon up and lifts him up for a stalling suplex and executes it!! Man, he lets him hang in the air long!!! I never seen anything like that!!! And whammmmm Babylon goes backfirst to the mat. G-Flem on top of his game now as he grabs Babylon by the hair and he irish whips him into the ropes.
DT: He comes off and ... TILT-O-WIRL DRIVER by G-Flem!!! He's showing everything in his arsenal. The big guy shows it all. Justine is cheering Babylon on from the outside, but it doesn't seem to help that much. G-Flem picks Babylon up again and he wants to hook in a powerbomb, but counter!!!.....Babylon with a thumb to the eye and he follows that up with a jawbreaker!!! And that is probly gonna bring him back in this match again!!! Babylon takes a few deep breaths and when G-Flem is back up again he chops him to the chest a few times.
ND: But that doesn't really seem to do much damage to G-Flem. Babylon then looks up to the 7'5" tall man and he then jumps on his shoulders for his SAVING GRACE HURRICANRANA!!!.... AND HE EXECUTES IT!!!.....SAVING GRACE!!!!!.....Babylon hops arrogantly to his feet again and he bounces into the ropes and comes off and ....ROLLING THUNDER ON G-FLEM!!! And then its Babylons time to go for the pin, .....1...............................................2.....................but G-Flem kicks out!!
DT: Babylon crawls to his feet and he starts to stomp G-Flem to the midsection and the head. He then lifts his opponent up and ....he scoop slams G-Flem to the mat!!! Nice!! Very nice!! And Babylon for the corner. He climbs to the top and he raises his hands in the air and .....FROG SPLASH..... BUT OOOOOOOOHHHHH G-FLEM MOVED OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME AND BABYLON LANDS ON THE MAT!!! G-Flem rolls himself on top off Babylon and hooks the leg for the cover, ...1.....................................................2..............................late kickout.
ND: G-Flem almost had the win there. He know lifts Babylon from the ground by his legs, which are crossed and tucked under his armpits. And he hooks in his Gargantuan Leglock!!! And Babylon screams it out from the pain right now!!! The referee is asking wether or not Babylon wants to tap out. But Babylon shakes noooooo. He is not gonna give in to the pain here. He's hanging on. Oh yes!! And he is going for the ropes!! Babylon reaches for the ropes, he's almost there and.....and.....HE GOT THEM!!!...Babylon got a hold of the ropes and the referee makes G-Flem break the submission move!!
DT: But without a doubt that did alot of damage to Babylon. G-Flem picks his opponent up by the head now and he hooks in his DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB AND YESSSS HE DOES IT!!!!.......Oooh God!!! That has to be the end of Babylon there!!! G-Flem for the cover, he doesn't hook the leg, .....1.....................................................................2................................last second kickout by Babylon!! I tell you if G-Flem would have hooked the leg, than he would of had the win. But he forgot it. The big guy is back up again and goes for Babylone one more time.
ND: G-Flem grabs Babylon and .....DDT...to the mat!!! Gargantuflem goes for the cover and this time he does hook the leg, ..1...............................................2............but another kickout by the reigning champion. G-Flem picks Babylon up from the mat again and he sends him into the ropes. Babylon comes off and G-Flem goes for a backdrop!!!
DT: But Babylon sees it coming and he counters and turns it into ....into his ....FALLING STAR!!!......AND HE EXECUTES IT!!!....And G-Flem is layed out!!!!......Babylon goes for the cover and. ....1..................................................................2..................................................................3.......THE VICTORY!!! The win for Marcus Babylon!! The clean win and he's still the Prime Time Champion!!!
ND: And look at Babylon celebrating! He rolls out of the ring and Justine hands the titles over to him. He raises the titles up in the air and he gives Justine a kiss on the cheek!! They then start to leave ringside!!
DT: And this will probly built up even more hate and rage on G-Flems side as he lost again to Marcus Babylon.
(Commercials).
DT: We're back again for the last time. Its Main Event time here in Yokohama. Celebrating Yokohama. Celebrating coz Japan defeated Russia tonight in the World Cup.
ND: Yeah, we get the drift Mr. World Cup fan.
(slap-ouch).
DT: As I said, it's main event time. Time for Exile versus Chris Christ. Exile, the number one contender for the Universal Title against Chris Christ who is the reason that Sean Corvik isn't out here tonight. Last week Chris Christ made his surprised return and the first thing he did was to put Corvik out of business. He really destroyed Corvik last week in a humiliating way. Later that night Christ also attacked Prez Cazzo and put him in his SIGN OFF.
ND: It's like I said, Chris Christ no longer needs friends. He doesn't need to be part of some stable or whatever. He can do it all on his own. He stands alone!!
DT: We'll see if that will bring him to the top.
(Born of a broken man by Rage Against The Machine starts to play and Exile comes out from behind the curtains together with Roadblock. Exile is wearing a Japan soccer shirt and that really makes the crowd go wild!!! They cheer Exile on like crazy. The two make their way to the ring and on their way they shake hands with some of the Japanese fans. They reach the ring and Exile slides in while Roadblock stays on the outside).
(My Sacrifice by Creed starts to play and "The Messiah" Chris Christ comes out. The crowd starts to boo him from the moment they see him. The Japanese crowd does not respect Christ and vice versa. Christ smirks to the crowd and spits to the ground. He walks to the ring and uses the ringsteps to enter it).
DT: At least we know who the crowd is gonna cheer on.
ND: The crowd doesn't know shit Thornton.
DT: A bit of respect please here.
(Then the Cazzotron comes on and we see the following).
(Backstage, we see the Executive� President Van Zandt, Blade, Marcus Babylon, and Justine� walking towards the ramp. Babylon and Blade are resplendent in their gold, while the look upon Eric's face promises retribution for last week's attack at the hands of Chris Christ).
(The four stop suddenly as a figure steps out of the shadows by the curtain. The camera pans about to show CEO Rick O'Connor, standing alone and smirking at the dominant stable before him).
'Have you guys got tickets to be out there? It's kind of crazy, so if you don't have tickets, I'm afraid there just isn't room for you at ringside.'
Van Zandt snarls, heading forward again, 'Out of the way O'Connor, or I'll have my boys dismantle you on the spot. In fact, you've been lucky my mind has been elsewhere recently, or you wouldn't have made it for the tour� or your next film, for that matter.'
O'Connor holds out a hand. It comes to rest against Van Zandt's broad chest. The two match stares as behind the President loom up the imposing presences of Blade and Babylon. 'Sorry guys, maybe you didn't hear me. I said get your ugly asses away from the curtain and head back to your locker rooms to catch the match. Otherwise I'll have security escort you back. 'Cos frankly, we didn't come here to give the EWCL fans of Japan a run-in Main Event.'
Van Zandt jerks a thumb at O'Connor, but before the words can leave his lips, the CEO begins to speak again. 'I haven't finished, so shut your hole Eric.' He turns to Babylon. 'I suppose you're pretty proud of yourself, huh? Yeah, you did great out there. Congratulations. But from what I could see, Gargantuflem deserves another shot at that PrimeTime Title. So, at the EWCL's next Pay-Per-View... June 30th's Ascendance from the United Center... he's going to get it. And he'll get it... in a Hell in a Cell... my old favourite.'
Babylon's eyes widen as he screeches at his uncle, 'Wha�?! No freakin' way! He can't do that! Tell him he CAN'T DO THAT!'
Van Zandt smiles grimly into O'Connor's face, 'Is this Rick O'Connors night of PPV booking? ......I've had enough� get him boys.'
Blade and Babylon step out from behind the President, but as they do so two more figures loom up out of the shadows to flank O'Connor. The Tag Team Champions stop, uncertain of what to do. Blade rubs his knuckles as he watches the pair before him, while Babylon glances at his uncle for instructions. Van Zandt suppresses a howl of fury.
'LAPS! BARROW! I swear to almighty GOD that if you don't step down, I will have Blade and Babylon tear you down!'
Laps smirks as Triple X waggles his fingers at the Tag Champions in mock fear. Drak Laps shrugs, 'You know, I'd really like to, I really would. I mean nobody has more reason to want Chris Christ beaten to a sorry mess than me. But frankly, that's my role, not yours. And besides, do you really think these two monkeys here scare me?'
Blade lunges forward, but a forceful restraining arm from the President calms his rage� somewhat. Triple X slaps his hand against O'Connor's gut, 'And you know, Rick here has� well, how can I put it nicely� he's tanked out in the last few months since he saw active combat. And really, how fair would it be to let an out-of-shape has-been take on these young bucks of yours here?'
O'Connor casts him a wry glare, 'Has been?'
Triple X shrugs, grinning.
Van Zandt stares at the curtain a moment longer before turning on his heel and heading back down the corridor. Blade and Babylon remain on the spot, staring down Laps and Triple X. Justine follows Eric, if slowly and uncertainly.
O'Connor calls after the President, 'Hey Eric, I'm still not done! Next week, live from the Tokyo Dome, your boys� and I use the term lightly� will put those Tag Titles up� against Drake Laps and Triple X.'
The President stops only a moment, shaking with rage, before shoving the comforting hand of Justine aside and storming off down the corridor.
Triple X taps Babylon's Tag Title with his knuckle, 'Gee� that's looking a little tarnished there boy. Do me a favour and polish it up for me before next week, okay Princess?'
Drake Laps laughs, 'At least yours won't stink like a diseased elephant. How the Hell am I going to get the smell of this great hairy beast out of mine?'
Triple X nods in sympathy at the dilemma, and it is now Babylon's turn to lunge forward. His fingers reach out, yet he is yanked back as Blade's fingers close around his ponytail. Slowly, he is dragged backwards as the bigger man walks away.
'Next week boys.' He rumbles as he turns Babylon away.
Drake laughs, 'Can't wait.'
O'Connor, Laps and Triple X watch as the Executive leaves the area. O'Connor gives the two wrestlers a nod, 'Thanks for the back-up.'
Laps shrugs, while Triple X smirks, 'What would you do without me to watch your back, huh?'
They turn and watch through the curtain as the ring bell tolls the beginning of the match. The camera fades to black.
Ding ding ding
DT: Exile and Christ have no idea what has been going on backstage. All they are focussing on is eachother and the match that is starting right now. Exile and Christ both walk to the center of the ring and they stare at eachother. They circle eachother for about five seconds before they tie up. They have locked up but Christ comes in with a knee to the gut. Christ follows that up with a big right hand that sends Exile backwards into the ropes. Exile comes off and Christ with a power clothesline!!
ND: Christ shouts out that "The Saviour has arrived" but the crowd only reacts with alot of boos. In the meantime Exile got back to his feet again and he and Christ lock up for a second time. And this time it is Exile who takes Christ down with an armdrag. Christ gets up right away and he charges in on Exile, but Exile ducks the arm and grabs it and turns it into another armdrag takedown!! Thats really pissing Christ off. Christ gets back to his feet again and he walks over to Exile and shoves him backwards.
DT: Christ then talks some more trash to the crowd, but when he turns back to Exile, he gets a slap in his face from the Royal Family Member!!! And the Japanese crowd loves it!!! Christ is a bit surprised by the slap to the face from Exile. He wildly charges in on Exile again, but for a third time its Exile with an armdrag takedown!! Man, thats some stuff. Exile is trying to get Christ out of his game and it seems to me that it works. It works pretty good. Now Christ gets back to his feet and he and Exile start to trade punches in the middle of the ring now.
ND: The two are now fighting along the ropes as the ref tries to separate them. He is succesful and warns both men but neither are paying attention to him. They lock up again and this time its Christ who gets the headlock. Christ then whips Exile in the ropes, and takes him down with a flying shouldertackle. Christ drags Exile over to the ropes and he places Exile under the bottom rope and Christ then puts his boot on the ropes and he starts to choke Exile like that!! He really chokes the life out of Exile like that. I LOVE IT!!!
DT: The referee is making Christ break that choke hold, but Christ is acting like he doesn't hear it. He constantly turns his back to the referee so it seems that he doesn't see him aswell. What an asshole that Chris Christ!!! The referee now even pulls Christ off of Exile. Thats the way to do it!!! Christ can't believe what the referee just did and he shoves him behind. The referee warns him, but all Christ does is laugh at him. He got respect for nothing or nobody. He's disgusting. Christ moves over to Exile and grabs him by the hair.
ND: He grabs Exile and wants to hook in his Sweet Dreams, but Exile kicks out of it, before Christ could hook it in right. Exile gets up and he bounces himself into the ropes and comes off, but ooooh Christ counters with an armdrag takedown of his own!!! And Christ gets to his feet and shout out loud "PIECE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE PUNK". Christ picks Exile up, but Exile counters with a knee to the gut and he follows that up with a snap suplex. And Exile for the first cover of the match, ....1..........................................................2..............but a kickout by Christ.
DT: The two get back to their feet again and the streetfight starts again. Fist after fist, punch after punch is handed out. But noone gets the overhand here, its an equal brawl!!! Exile then gets the advantage and he ducks a forearm, waistlocks Christ and german suplexes him to the mat!!! Exile holds on to the hold, gets up and executes a second german suplex!!! Exile finally lets go and goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Exile picks Christ up and he irish whips him into the ropes. Christ comes off and spinning heelkick by Exile that takes Christ to the mat!!
ND: Exile picks Christ up from the mat again and he irish whips him into the ropes again. But Christ hangs on to the ropes!! But Exile charges in and he clotheslines Christ over the toprope to the outside, but Exile also flies over the toprope to the outside!!! Both men to the outside!!! Both men layed out on the concrete floor!! And I think Exile is hurt even more than Christ. And yessss its Christ who's the first one to climb back up again. He's on his feet and whats he looking for? He's looking for something?
DT: He's looking for a weapon. From under the ring Christ grabs a steelchair and he sets it up on the outside. He then goes over to Exile and picks him. He drags Exile over to the steelchair and he then lifts the former Unviversal Champion up and .. HE DROPS HIM ON TOP OFF THAT STEELCHAIR!!!......Exile fell face first on top of the seat of that steelchair!!! Christ now grabs the chair and he folds it up again. He takes a big swing and ....WHAMMMMMM......he nails Exile to the back of the head with that steelchair!!!
ND: Oooh man, that must hurt!!! Christ now turns Exile around and he now uses that chair and ramms it into Exile's stomache. Christ then lays the chair on top off Exile and Christ climbs back on the apron. He gets on it and ......LEGDROP OFF THE APRON ON TOP OFF THE CHAIR AND EXILE!!!.....Holy MESSIAH!!!! The Messiah is definately back again!! Hail Jesus!!! Christ does a little jig for early celebration and he then picks Exile up and grabs him by the head and ramms Exile's head into the neares steel ringpost!!! WHAMMMMMM!!!....
DT: Christ then irish whips Exile into the guardrail and follows in hot pursuit. Exile flew into that guardrail backfirst, but he is able to counter when Christ comes in and he backdrops Christ over the guardrail into the crowd!!! Exile goes down to one knee and he really needs some time to recover now. He took a chairshot, a legdrop chairshot and his head was rammed into a ringpost. Man, that guy knows how to stand pain allright. Exile wipes the sweat off his forehead and he then climbs over the guardrail into the crowd. Exile now grabs a steelchair aswell and he uses the top of it and chokes Christ with it!!
ND: Noooo!!! Thats not legal!!! Somebody stop that guy!! He's choking Christ there!!! ......Exile lets go off the choke hold and he drops the chair. He then picks Christ up from the floor and he throws him over the guardrail back to ringside. Exile climbs on top off the guardrail and jumps off for a double axe handle and hits Christ to the head with it!!! And Christ goes down again!!! Exile drags Christ over to the ring and he rolls him back in again. Exile climbs in aswell and so the match continues in the ring again.
DT: Christ is still halfly knocked out and Exile takes advantage of the situation and he goes to the corner and climbs it to the top. He faces the crowd and .....MOONSAULT ON CHRIST!!!......And he hits it!!! Exile goes for the cover now, ....1...........................................................2...................................but a kickout by Christ. Exile gets up and he waits till Christ also gets back up again. He then throws a few fists to the face and Christ staggers backwards. Exile then charges in and he dropkicks Christ to the mat!!!
ND: Exile for another cover attempt, but only a two count. Exile doesn't know what to do more here. As he picks up Christ again, but oooooh lowblow!!! Lowblow by Christ!!! And Exile goes down to one knee!!! Christ grabs Exile by the head and ...SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!!!.......Ooh yesss!!! And Christ for the cover, ....1..................................................2................................but Exile kicks out of it!! But Chris Christ is not stopping now, no way!! Christ comes in from behind Exile and .....SWEET DREAMS!!!.....He hooks in his submission move!!
DT: Is he tapping out? I don't think so!!! Instead Exile reaches for the ropes and he got a hold of them!!! Exile reached the ropes and the referee makes Christ break the submission move!! Just like earlier on in the match Christ doesn't want to break it right away. But the referee reacts the same way as before and again he pulls Christ off of Exile!!! Man, that referee sure has a deathwish. Christ is furious now and he pushes the referee backwards. The referee warns Christ for a second time in this match!!!
ND: Christ just makes a f*%k it signal and he decides to climb the toprope. He is almost on the topturnbuckle, but then we see that Exile got back to his feet again!!! And Exile also starts to climb the topturnbuckle now!!! Exile and Christ are both on top now!!! And they start to trade punches again!! Christ with a right hand, and Exile returns with a right one himself!!! Christ with another one, but ooooh Exile ducks it and WOWWWWW elbow to Christs face!!! And Exile then grabs a hold off Christ and .....NOOOOOO!!!!!!....NOOOOOOO!!!!!
DT: ....OOOOH MAN!!!.....OUTCAST OFF THE TOPROPE TO CHRIS CHRIST!!!!!........And Exile with the cover and. ...1....................................................2.................................................................3...............It's over!!! Exile has won!! Exile has beaten The Messiah!! He has beaten Chris Christ on his return night in Yokohama Japan!!! What a night for Yokohama!!!
ND: Agh shut up Thornton!!
DT: Exile is celebrating his big victory in the ring. And he points to his Japan soccer shirt that he's still wearing!!! And the crowd goes nuts!!!! They go bananas for Exile here!! Exile sure made alot of friends here tonight in Yokohama. I'm sure that he can drink for free all night. Man, what an evening!!
ND: ...
DT: And this is not the end of it. We're staying in Japan a bit longer. So all of the viewers at home. Tune in again next week, same time, same channel for more EWCL Insurgence!!!
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