EWCL
Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.
Extreme
�Cages� Tables� Ladders� Barbed Wire� Chairs� Cells� Gore�
Wrestling
�Darkest Hour� Elegance in Torment� Sign Off� Tower of Babylon� Gargantuan Driver� Gavel� Lapidator� Danger Driver� Crucifixion�
Championship
...Universal Title� EWCL Title� PrimeTime Title� Extreme Title� Tag Titles�
League
�Sean Corvik� Joe Johnson� Alexander Glory� Chris Christ� Punisher� Drake Laps� Marcus Babylon� Ex-Terminator�...Nick Dangerous� Marco� Eleven�
Insurgence �Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week�
�EWCL Insurgence is on the air�
(The Cazzotron fades out and we go to the commentators Dean Thornton and Neil Down).
Neil Down: Evening folks to another episode of Insurgence.
Dean Thornton: The second to be specific.
Neil and Dean together: And what a night it is gonna be!
ND: Hey, thats my line!
DT: I can say whatever and whenever I want Down.
ND: I don't think so Thornton.
DT: Just try and stop me Down, just try and stop me.
ND:........Uh ok we have a full show tonight people. Here's some of the matches you'll see: Ex-Terminator versus Nick Dangerous, Mystic versus Drake Laps, Marco taking on Eleven in the first round of the Extreme Title Tournament.
DT: Don't forget the big matches. We have Punisher against his tagpartner G-Flem. We are gonna see Joe Johnson in a handicap match against Marcus Babylon and a mystery partner.
ND: And Main Event is none-other than "THE MESSIAH" Chris Christ against Sean Corvik. Finally a Christ gets the chance again to win the Universal Title. "The Miraculous One" Danny was very close as he stood in the final for the Universal Title Tournament at last years SURVIVOR. But now the Christ family gets a second chance.
DT: But before you get too excited, we have our opening match.
ND: Three newcomers to the EWCL. Its never stopping, we see new talent every week, but every week its the same question again. "Are they gonna work themselves up that ladder and make it to the EWCL top, or are they just gonna fade out like a candle".
DT: Well put Down.
ND: Did you actually gave me a compliment there?
DT: Yes, I did.
ND: Hah, I knew it.
DT: But don't push your luck now.
ND: ....
DT: As for this opening match. Its a threeway match involving "24 Carat" Aaron Gold, Hawk and Pheonix. It sounds promising, so we better go straight to the ring.
(My way by Limp Bizkit starts to play and moments later Aaron Gold appears on the top of the ramp. He looks down at the crowd and then starts to make his way down the aisle to ringside. He reaches the ring and slides in and gets ready for his match).
(Hate my now by Nas starts to blare over the PA System and the wrestler named as Hawk comes out. The 26 year old from Toronto stares at the ring and then starts to run down the aisle to ringside. He then slides in the ring and he and Gold start to go at it right from the start).
ND: Wow, they certainly don't waste anytime here!! They aren't even gonna wait for Pheonix!
(While Hawk and Gold are battling it out in the ring and trading right hands we hear Freak on a leash by Korn play. And Pheonix from Madison, Wisconsin comes out and starts to walk down to the ring. He finally reaches it and he slides in and gets in the match aswell).
DT: He wasn't in a rush. Pheonix has entered and he sees that Hawk and Gold are still going strong. Gold is in the advantage at the moment as he is planting his right fist numerous times into Hawk's forehead. He then irish whips Hawk into the ropes and after he comes off he executes an overhead belly to belly suplex on the highflyer!! Aaron Gold goes to pick up Hawk, but he is unaware of Pheonix who comes in from behind. Pheonix turns Gold around and clotheslines him to the mat.
ND: Gold hops back to his feet again, but Pheonix takes him down again, but this time with an armdrag. Pheonix grabs Gold by the head and he sends him into the ropes. Gold comes off and he sees that Pheonix wants to backdrop him and he counters and grabs Pheonix and ....GOLDDIGGER....An underhook piledriver!!! Oh man, he just dropped him on his head like that!! Good God Gold!! I don't know if that move went right or not!!! All I know is that Pheonix is laying in the ring motionless!!
DT: As an experienced wrestler I can tell you, that that move wasn't executed perfectly. Something definately went wrong there. Gold's timing wasn't 100% there. Man, thats not a real good way to start a career in the EWCL.
ND: While the referee is checking on Pheonix we see that Hawk grabs Gold and delivers an inverted DDT!! Gold didn't see that one coming. Hawk picks Gold up from the mat and he throws a few jabs. He then whips Gold into the ropes and when he comes off Hawk goes for a kick. But ooooh Gold grabs the leg!!! ....BUT HAWK COUNTERS WITH AN ENZIGURI!!!! And he hit Gold right in the face and he goes down!!!
DT: Hawk picks up Gold by the head and he throws him through the second and toprope to the outside!! Gold is laying on the outside now and Hawk goes over to the corner and he climbs the toprope. He stands on the topturnbuckle and .......LEAP OF FAITH!!!! HE MOONSAULTS OFF THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE LANDS ON GOLD!!!! Fabulous work there!! He names himself Hawk and he probly thinks he can fly. This wasn't really flying, but it absolutely came very close!! That was one excellent moonsault!
(In the ring we see that Pheonix is carried out of the ring by two medics. They put him on a stretcher and take him out).
DT: Its a shame for Pheonix. He could have gone far in this match. Now we have no idea how his condition is and IF we ever gonna see him again in the ring. That neck is hurt pretty bad I reckon.
ND: But back to the match. On the outside its Hawk who is getting back to his feet again. He picks up Gold and he irish whips him into the steel ringsteps and the Las Vegas kid flies in backfirst!! Hawk follows in hot pursuit, but ooooooooh Gold managed to move out of the way in time and Hawk flies shoulderfirst into the steel ringsteps!!! Hawk falls down to the concrete and Gold takes a few deep breaths and then walks over to his opponent. He picks him up and he slamms his head into the ringsteps!! BAMMMM!!!
DT: Gold then rolls Hawk back into the ring again and gets back in aswell. He picks Hawk up and sends him into the ropes. Hawk comes off and ....GOLD RING!! Swinging neckbreaker by Gold! Hawk goes down and Gold goes for the pin, 1.......................................2....................but a kickout. Gold shakes his head and he picks Hawk up and he throws him into one of the four corners. Hawk flies in backfirst and Gold comes charging in, but oooooh Hawk counters with his BROKEN PROMISE Superkick!! ND: And Gold goes down hard!! This time Hawk is going for the cover, he hooks the leg and the ref starts to count, 1..................................2.....................but Gold kicks out. But Hawk is not giving up, he picks up Gold and throws a few punches. He then chops Gold to the chest and whips him in the ropes again. Gold comes off and Hawk hits him with a dropkick right in the kisser. And the "24 Carrott" uh I mean "Carat" man falls down to the mat! Again Hawk is not giving Gold much time as he picks him up from the mat.
DT: Hawk grabs Gold by the arm and he sends him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Hawk goes to backdrop his opponent, but just like before with Pheonix, Gold reads the move!! And he grabs Hawk and......IS HE GONNA EXECUTE THE GOLDDIGGER ON HAWK NOW?!? IS HE GONNA END HIS CAREER ASWELL?!?......HE LIFTS HIM UP AND......NOOOOO....HAWK BLOCKS IT AND COUNTERS WITH BACKDROPPING GOLD TO THE MAT!!!
ND: Hawk quickly moves to the ropes and .....PURE LUSTIFICATION!!! Hawk used the ropes to slingshot himself into a 450 splash to land on Gold!!! Man, what a move!! Gold is knocked out and Hawk goes for the cover. 1.....................................2.............................................3..............And Hawk gets the win. He won on his debut!! Good match for him!!
DT: You can say what you want about this match with these newcomers, but it was definately entertaining.
ND: For sure and look at Hawk. He's celebrating this win.
(Hawk then rolls out of the ring and he walks out. Hawk walks up the aisle and once he's on the top of the ramp he turns around again and he sees that Aaron Gold is slowly getting back on his feet again. Hawk grins for a moment, but then out of nowhere someone appears from behind the curtains!! And that someone nails with a double axe-handle!!)
DT: Who's that?!?
ND: No idea.
DT: Hawk falls down to the ramp and the unknown person picks him up and ......Pump Handle Argentina Back Breaker, twisted into a Rolling Neck Breaker!!!! Oh damn what a move!!
ND: THERE"S ONLY ONE PERSON WHO DOES THAT MOVE!!! IT HAS TO BE HIM!!.....IT HAS TO BE ........JONATHAN CABLE!!
(Jonathan Cable looks at the fallen down Hawk and then dissappears behind the curtains).
(Commercials).
(Insurgence has just been on the air now for about half an hour, the cameras then cut to the entrance to the building and the door opens. From inside we hear a crowd cheer and then we see Marco dressed in NBR colours walking into the building. He sees the camera watching him and walks over. He takes off the shades he was wearing)
Marco: Dallas, Texas, home off the Dallas Cowboys.
(Big Crowd Cheering hearing the Cowboys name being mentioned)
Marco: Tonight live on Insurgence, Its Eleven who stands in the way of myself for the spot at the PPV. Its all for the Extreme title, so Eleven you are now in the building somewhere doing all our exercises for this match, but like some old dinosaur use to say. Say your prayers because you will need them when the bell rings.
(Marco has an evil look on his face)
Marco: Trouble will begin, hell will rise and my fists will be flying in with furious vengeance and you my friend won't know what has hit you. I guarantee you this eleven, and the SEI wrestling world. THE NATURAL BORN RATINGS WILL BECOME A FORCE IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING; TONIGHT ELEVEN WILL HEAR THE COUNT TO THE THREE. Then when he wakes up in hospital, he will have to count down the months till his injuries heal after I cripple him in the bloody ring, oh it shall be goodnight and even better when Nick To the Dangerous whoops Ex Terminators ass all over this place and beats him to the ground and gets the three.
(He holds up three fingers, he then places his shades back on and then heads off to his locker room).
(Scene fades out).
DT: Its time for our next match. Ex-Terminator and Nick Dangerous. Ex-Terminator made his comeback two weeks ago and ever since he has been bringing destruction.
ND: How do you know? You've only been here one week!
DT: I was doing research all week Down. Unlike you who only watches old porn movies during your free time.
ND: Hey, they aren't OLD!!!....Uh...I mean....hey I don't watch porn movies!!
DT: Yeah, very convincing.
ND: .....
DT: Anyway, Ex-Terminator did his thing in the Battle Royal and last week it was mostly coz of him that E&E beat The Natural Born Ratings. Now tonight Ex-T has to face one half of NBR, namely Nick Dangerous.
ND: Or like I call him: Nick The ...D**&
DT: Yes we get the picture now Down. The first time it was funny, the second time was also still reasonable, but now its time to stop.
ND: Hey, it's my show, I decide when I stop with saying that!
(At that moment the woodstock version of Metallica's Seek and Destroy starts to play and the crowd knows that this means only one thing. Ex-Terminator is on his way!! The crowd cheers when Ex-Terminator appears on the ramp. And they continue to cheer him on while he walks down to ringside. Ex-Terminator is a bit confused by the reaction he gets though as he is not really used to this kind of reaction. Ex-Terminator reaches the ring and uses the ringsteps to enter it).
(Then the Cazzotron comes on and it shows N ...................B.........................R......... NATURAL .....BORN ......RATINGS......The Cazzotron fades out and Kashmir by Led Zeppelin starts to play and Nick Dangerous comes out. The audience starts to boo him on from the moment they see him. Dangerous takes his time to get to ringside. Once he reaches it, he climbs in).
Ding ding ding
ND: The referee has explained the rules and now the match has started. Dangerous charges in on Ex-T and wants to take him out right from the start. He goes for a clothesline, but Ex-T ducks it and grabs Dangerous by the throat and ......CHOKESLAM!!! Holy shit!! This early in the match and he already chokeslammed Nick Dangerous to the mat!! Man, this guy is impressive!! Amazing!!
DT: Ex-T stands over Dangerous and waits for a few seconds before he picks him up. He then picks up the NBR member and hands out a couple of punches. Ex-T sends Dangerous into the ropes and when he comes off he takes him to the mat with a flying shouldertackle. And for the second time in this match Nick is laying on the mat. This all is not looking promising for Dangerous. At the moment the crowd is chanting Ex-Terminators name. I don't know all the history of the EWCL, but I think this is the first time ever that the crowd has been doing that, or not.
ND: You could be right about that one Thornton. As for the match, Ex-T now grabs a hold of Dangerous and ....ooooh lowblow and Ex-T goes down to one knee. Nick Dangerous gets up to his feet and he bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and he kicks Ex-T to the head. But Ex-T is not going down yet!! In fact he is getting back up again now!! Dangerous sees it and he bounces into the ropes again and he comes off and ....RUNNING SPINEBUSTER AND THIS TIME HE DOES TAKE EX-T to the mat!!
DT: You have to admit thats pretty impressive aswell. Dangerous lifts Ex-T up and he sets him up for a Northern Lights Suplex and he executes it!! Man, I didn't know Dangerous was this strong!! He actually suplexed Ex-Terminator! Nick raises his hands in the air and the crowd reacts with boos. Nick then gives the crowd the finger and focusses on Ex-T once more. He picks Ex-T up and irish whips him, but this time Ex-T reverses the whip and sends Dangerous in the ropes.
ND: Dangerous comes off and Ex-T grabs him and does a big belly to belly suplex!! And he's going for the cover right away, 1.................................................2......................but Nick kicks out. It was close, but he did kick out. The former Internet and Hardcore champion walks over to Dangerous now and he lifts him up and .....JACKHAMMER!!!...OOoooooh man!!! He lifted him up like he was a fly. I think Ex-T looks more impressive and is stronger than ever. He goes for another cover, but again he only gets a two count.
DT: Dangerous is layed out on the mat and Ex-T goes into the ropes and he comes off and he does a legdrop on his opponent. It looks like Dangerous isn't moving anymore, but Ex-T is not going for the cover at this point of stage. He grabs Nick by the head and sends him into the ropes once more and when he comes off he takes him out with a big clothesline!!
ND: Dangerous is laying on the mat and whats Ex-Terminator doing? He's going for the corner and starts to climb all the way to the top. Ex-T stands on top and .....FLYING HEADBUTT!!! .....The big guy just did a highflying move, I can't believe what I just saw!! I think if he goes for the cover now he has the win. But he's not going for the pin. Instead Ex-T picks up Nick Dangerous and he lifts him up and .......EX-TERMINATED!!! His finisher!! Now its over, the party is definately over!!
DT: Ex-T goes for the cover and. 1............................................2.................................................3..........He won! Ex-Terminator showed once again that he is a force to reckon with here!!
(Ex-T is leaving ringside and in the ring Nick Dangerous crawled over to the ropes and uses them to get back up again. He looks in bad shape after this match. He's almost back to his feet when we see Aaron Gold coming out from the crowd. Gold got some bruises himself from his match, but he slides in the ring and he goes over to Dangerous. Gold puts a pair of brass knuckles on and he turns Dangerous around and ramms him in the face with those brass knuckles. Dangerous can't do anything else than fall down to the mat. Gold rolls himself out of the ring and leaves through the crowd again).
DT: Dangerous sure isn't having his best night of his career here. First he gets beaten by Ex-Terminator and then he gets attacked by Aaron Gold. Not a night to remember.
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and the scene pops into a doctors office full of patients. The camera man zooms into a nametag on the door, "Dr. Britto"...The cameraman opens the doors as it shows Drake Laps on a misuse table getting his back massaged...He stretches it out as he rolls over and try to get up, but stops...The doctor looks at Laps and shakes his head).
Dr. Britto: My goodness Drake...or Mr. Laps...I don't get how you did this to your back, but that ladder match really messed up this back even more...And I've even noticed that your knees are getting better...One more thing, you need to get these arms bigger...Because in my eyes, they're smaller than Aaron Gold's wrestling experience.
(The door swings open as the nurse walks in showing the Doctor the schedule).
Nurse Watkins: I'm sorry Dr. Britto...I double booked this time and I think you should just bring them both in...
Dr. Britto: Are you sure we can trust them?
Laps: Trust who? What's up? Sure, bring the tiger in...Maybe I can impress him with my wrestling talk...
Christ: I don't think you could impress a tiger with your wrestling talk.
(Chris Christ enters the doctors room wearing a pale grey suit complete with shades and a black loafers. He walks in and takes off his coat, resting it on the doctors chair. He sits and watches as Laps finishes his treatment).
Christ: Someone get the better of you squirrel-boy?
Laps: Listen Chipmunk boy...I'm gonna let you go on here...And go on the runner.
Dr. Britto: Alright men...Listen to us...If you start fighting, you are totally banned from this area...At least the Doctors office.
Laps: Whatever Britto...Let the chipmunk do what he wants...I'll just have to start working the knee...Oh yea Chrissy, don't look down.
(Chris looks down not really clicking to what Laps is referring to. He then slowly raises his head as a smiling Drake Laps gets himself off the table. Chris also starts to undress himself).
Christ: You are not funny ya know? You're just a waste of air time. Look at your record against me Drake. 3-0 I believe to The Messiah. And you want more of this? I don't think you deserve it. Oh, and Drake, how's the spine?
Laps: I dunno Alvin...How's your neck? You know, from the ladderacanrana...Isn't it kewl? I just thought that you would look up like a retard...Or even like Mystic.
(Chris is now only in his boxer shorts and climbs aboard the table. The doctor starts to take a look at his neck and back also).
Christ: You may have Mystic on the mind now Drake, but he is just a small hurdle on the track. I'm the big gap waiting for you at the end. The gaping hole ready to swallow you, your legs and your career whole in one fell swoop! I don't think you could handle another Messiah Mauling Laps. But if you wanna rumble once more im up for it. You up for it? Or are you....CHICKEN?!?!
Laps: Big gap? I don't get where you get a "big gap" in your eyes...If you want to wrestle one more time let's go...Chipmunk vs. Squirrel...Alvin vs. Laps...Chicken? I'd rather jump off a ladder and put you through a table than be chicken.
Christ: So you want another epic battle huh? You want one more rumble with the Christman? I can dig that Laps. I can dig one more....another fight against you. But its under my rules, ok? Laps: Under your rule? Sounds like too much fun to me...As long as my title is on the line...It'll be fine with me... Christ: My rules are simple. Me vs. you, one ring, one EWCL title, tables, ladders and chairs....the sequel! You heard me Laps. Christ vs. Laps, TLC the 2nd. For the EWCL title. (Dr Britto stops what he is doing and steps back).
Dr. Britto: I strongly advise the two of you to not participate in this match. Your neck Chris, and your spine Drake, is not 100% and you are seriously risking your careers as well as your lives!
(Christ and Laps ignore the doctor and stare at each with a firey intensity).
Christ: The day will come soon Laps and its curtains for you! (Chris gets up off the table and walks to the door. He grabs his clothes and walks out making a great exit. He soon comes back in realizing he is only in his underwear).
(The scene fades away to the commentators talking).
ND: Its Extreme Title time. We have another first round match for you. Last week we saw how Drake Laps earned himself a spot for the final at Resurrection. He defeated The Punisher. Now tonight two others are gonna try to reach the final aswell.
DT: Eleven and Marco. Both part of a tagteam and they faced eachother last week. Like we stated before E&E beat NBR, but I doubt that the battle is over between these two teams. I bet both tagteams want to go for the tagteam gold so its probly not gonna be the last time that they meet eachother.
(Enter Sandman starts to play and Eleven comes out. He's wearing an E&E t-shirt and he greets the fans on his way to the ring. He gets in and waits for Marco).
(Then the Cazzotron comes on and it shows N ...................B.........................R......... NATURAL .....BORN ......RATINGS......The Cazzotron fades out and Bad boy for life by P. Diddy starts to play. Marco appears from behind the curtains and he makes his way to the ring. He reaches the ring and slides in).
(The referee explains the rules in this Extreme Title tournament match and then calls for the bell).
Ding ding ding
ND: The match has begun and Marco and Eleven circle eachother for about 5 seconds. They then lock up and its Marco who comes in with a knee to the stomache area. Eleven lets go off the lock up and Marco follows this up with a running clothesline. Eleven goes down to the mat and Marco slides to the outside already. He looks under the ring and from under it he grabs a steelchair and takes it with him into the ring. Marco walks over to Eleven, who got back to his feet again, and he swings the steelchair!
DT: Marco swings and ......OOOOOHHH ELEVEN COUNTERS WITH A SPINNING HEELKICK INTO THE CHAIR AND THE CHAIR GOES RIGHT INTO MARCO'S FACE!! That will teach him to bring a chair in this match. Eleven now picks up the steelchair and he places it on top off Marco's midsection. Eleven then goes over to the corner and climbs to the toprope. He stands on top and ....450 SPLASH ON MARCO!! Crazy stuff!! He landed right on that chair and on Marco!! That also hurt Eleven pretty bad!
ND: Well what do you expect the kid is still young and doesn't think of the consequences that much. ......Eleven got his arms wrapped around his own chest as he feels the impact from that splash on the chair. However it looks better for him than for Marco. Marco is still laying on the mat with that chair on top off him. Eleven is back to his feet again and he goes over to Marco and he throws the chair to the other side of the ring. He then goes for the cover, 1...................................................2.........................................kickout!
DT: Marco kicked out!! It's not over yet! That would have been a quick victory otherwise. Eleven picks Marco up by the head and he delivers a few chops. He then irish whips him into the corner and Marco flies in backfirst. Eleven charges in right after and he splashes on top off Marco!! Eleven then steps on the second rope and he starts to ramm his fist into Marco's forehead. 1....2.....3.....4......5.....6......7.......8.......9......10....The crowd counts along to it and Eleven likes the reaction it gets from the crowd.
ND: Eleven steps off the second rope and he grabs Marco and irish whips him into the opposite corner. Marco flies into the corner backfirst again, but when Eleven charges in again, its Marco who comes running out of the corner and he SPEARS Eleven to the mat!! Marco quickly picks his opponent up and he executes a double arm DDT!! Marco then looks around for the steelchair, the chair that he brought in the ring, but only was used against him sofar.
DT: Marco spotts it and he goes over to the steelchair and picks it up. He places the chair in the middle of the ring and he then goes over to Eleven and grabs him by the hair. He throws Eleven into the ropes and when he comes off he grabs him by the throat with one hand and he chokeslams him onto that steelchair!!! Oooh, thats gotta hurt!! Marco goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count.
ND: Marco then grabs Eleven and he hands out a few punches. He then lifts him up and atomic drops him!! Eleven goes into the ropes and when he comes off Marco takes him down with a clothesline. Eleven lands on his back and Marco turns him around and applies a Boston Crab!! Marco got it hooked in right and Eleven starts to scream it out from the pain. The referee asks him if he wants to tap out, but Eleven shakes his head. He's not gonna give up here. Instead he's trying to reach for the ropes. He reaches but he can't grab them.
DT: He reaches again, but he just can't get to them. Eleven then tries to crawl over to the ropes and yesss he manages to do so. He is able to grab the ropes and the referee makes Marco break the Boston Crab. Marco lets go but the first he does is kick Eleven to the back. He's trying to work on his opponents back now, thats smart. Marco now picks up Eleven and he throws him into the ropes. Eleven comes off and ooooh Eleven slides through his legs, gets to his feet behind Marco and when Marco turns around, its Eleven who does a hurricanrana!!
ND: I and also Marco didn''t expect that. Eleven gets back up again and he checks his back. He goes over to Marco and he starts to kick him in the midsection. Eleven picks Marco up and he delivers another spinning heelkick. It hits Marco in the face and he goes down.
DT: Eleven goes to the toprope now. He stands on top and he calls for his finisher, the Ragna Rock. He waits till Marco gets back to his feet and then Eleven wants to jump off the toprope and spear his opponent. Marco gets up and .......Eleven jumps off the toprope and .......OOOOHHHHHH MARCO GRABS THE STEELCHAIR AND HE BASHES THE CHAIR IN MIDAIR INTO ELEVENS FACE!!! Good God!!! And Eleven went down!!! Marco now picks up Eleven and ......HELLBOUND 2....Its a Jacknife Powerbomb into a sharpshooter! And Eleven taps out!! It's over. Marco has won and he's going to Resurrection and gets a chance to win the Extreme Title there.
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we see Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt sitting in his office. He looks relaxed and confident as he is looking over some papers. Then the phone rings and he picks it up. It appears to be his secretary as we hear Van Zandt say "Sure Stacey, let him in". Van Zandt hangs up and about 10 seconds later the door opens and we see none other than Alexander Glory step into the Prez's office).
Van Zandt: Have a seat Alex.
(Alexander Glory looks a bit confused because this is the first time that Cazzo called him Alex. Glory sits down and looks at Van Zandt).
Glory: What is it Eric?
Van Zandt: Alex, I know what you did and you know what I did. So why not make an agreement here.
(Glory sits up and looks up intrested).
Glory: What did you had in mind?
Van Zandt: Listen, here it is .....
(At that moment the scene fades out).
ND: How on earth can the scene fade out at a moment like that? Its impossible? Who's directing this show? Who? Tell me who? I want a word with him right now.
DT: Take it easy Down. Calm down.
ND: Take it easy, take it easy. This is important stuff, thats what we want to know. I can't calm down.
DT: Suit yourself then Down. I'll tell the viewers about our next match. Next up is "The Highflying Miracle" Drake Laps and he is gonna take on Mystic.
ND: Laps phew, I spit on him. All he can do is make stupid notes that saw look up and look down.
DT: So this promises to be an intresting match. Its also good to see how Laps is gonna do against Mystic. Last week Christ faced Mystic and beat him rather easily, now its Laps his turn. We all know that Laps and Christ are gonna face eachother someday again. Don't know when, but its bound to happen. Any words about this match Down?
ND: Not really.
(At that moment Trust by Megadeth starts to play and "The Highflying Miracle" Drake Laps comes running out. The crowd erupts and cheers him on wildly. Laps reaches the ring and slides in and climbs on the second rope and raises his hands in the air while the crowd starts to chant his name).
(Outshined by Soundgarden then starts to play and moments later Mystic comes out and appears on the ramp. He then starts to make his way down to the ring. While he is walking down the aisle we see though that Chris Christ comes out from behind the curtains and he runs up behind him and he takes him down with a clothesline to the back of the head!!! Mystic goes down to the concrete and Chris Christ runs to the ring and slides in!!).
ND: Its THE MESSIAH!!
DT: Christ slides in and he and Laps are going for it right away. Both men are throwing right and left punches. They should have a streetfight and not a TLC match!! Laps now blocks a right arm and he uppercuts Christ and he follows that up with sending him into the ropes. Christ comes off and at the same moment Laps runs to the nearest corner, jumps on the toprope, uses it as a springboard and jumps off again and does a hurricanrana to take Christ out!! Holy grandmom!!
ND: NOOOO!!! Common Chris, get up!!
DT: Laps picks up Christ and the referee is trying to break them up here, but its not really working. Weird huh. Laps grabs Christ by the arm now and he sends him into the ropes, but Christ holds on to the ropes. Laps charges in and he clotheslines Christ over the toprope but oooooh Christ holds on to Laps and both men fly over the toprope to the outside!! Both men are laying knocked out on the outside concrete now.
(At that moment we see that about 5 officials are coming out. The officials go over to Chris Christ and pick him up and transport him out of ringside. Christ struggles but he can't fight five men at one time. Meanwhile Mystic got back up and he reached the ring and he picks up Drake Laps from the mat and he throws him back into the ring).
ND: Man, did Christ beat the shit out of Laps there!!
DT: He never did that!!
ND: Well then you saw something else than me.
DT: I probly did then.
ND: In the ring Mystic picks up Laps and he hands out a series of punches to the face. Laps staggers backwards and he's still recovering from that fall to the outside. Mystic sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he does a tilt-o-whirl backbreaker. Laps is laying on the mat and Mystic places his boot to Laps his throat and he starts to choke him. The referee makes the count till 5 and he then makes Mystic break the choke. Mystic lets go, but the damage is already done.
DT: Mystic grins and he grabs Laps by the head and he irish whips him in the ropes again. Laps comes off and Mystic goes for his Cynergy Blast, but oooooh Laps saw it coming and he grabs Mystic's leg and before Mystic can do anything Laps sweeps the other leg and Mystic goes down!! Laps coughs a few times and he then picks up his opponent and sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he powerslams him!!! We hardly see Laps doing that.
ND: Laps now picks up Mystic and he does a snap suplex. He then goes for the cover, 1...........................................2...........................but a kickout. Laps looks like he isn't even concentrated on this match, I think he's more with his mind on Chris Christ. And well who can blame him. Christ is not a man that you forget easily. Laps slowly moves over to the corner and he climbs the toprope. He then dives off for his LAPIDATOR!!!....BUT OOOOOH MYSTIC MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!
DT: Mystic managed to move out of the way. It was pretty close though. Mystic now gets back up and he hooks the leg, 1........................................2.............but Laps kicks out. Mystic won't get the win like this. Mystic grabs Laps by the head and he drags him over to the corner and lifts him on the topturnbuckle. Mystic climbs on aswell and he grabs Laps by the tights and wants to superplex him. But Laps blocks it!!! Mystic tries again, but Laps blocks it once more.
ND: Laps then knocks Mystic in the face with an elbow and Mystic falls off the toprope to the mat!!! Laps is still standing on the toprope and he signals for the LAPIDATOR again!! He jumps off and .....HE HITS IT...HE HIT THE LAPIDATOR!!!.....Mystic is out and Laps goes for the cover. 1..............................................2......................................3. And he gets the win.
(Drake Laps quickly raises his hands in the air, but he then slides out of the ring and he runs out of ringside probably looking for The Messiah Chris Christ).
(Commercials).
(Drake Laps is walking backstage making his way to his locker room after his match with Mystic. He looks energetic still. He finally reaches his locker room where there is a note pinned to his door. He smiles a little because he knows whats going on.)
Drake: Don't look down....he's a dumbass
(Laps crumples up the piece of paper and tosses it away. Hesitantly he slowly opens up his locker room door and peeks inside. The lights are switched off and its pitch black. He tries to spot anything in the black dark room. Then suddenly from behind him a steel pipe connects on his spine and he falls to his knees. A second blow hits in the same place and Laps hits the floor writhing in agony. The camera is now on the feet of the person that attacked Drake. They pan up from the floor and finally reach the evil grin of Chris Christ. Standing tall above Laps he laughs a little and then kneels down beside his enemy. Taking hold of him by the cheeks he looks Drake dead in the eyes.)
Christ: This isn't over Laps. Far from it. You wanted a battle...you've got a war!!
(Chris drops Laps head to the floor as he continues to hold his spine in pain. Chris walks off whistling as though nothing has happened.)
DT: That was just sick.
ND: A get a grip pal. Chris can do whatever he damm well wants too. He's THE MESSIAH!!
DT: *sigh* What the hell have I got myself into?
(The two get intrerrupted by "Damned if I do" by Life Of Agony that starts to play. Out comes President Eric Van Zandt. He's not alone as 3 men in suits join him. All four walk to the ring to the loud boos and the "Asshole" chants. Van Zandt grins all the way down to the ring. They reach the ring and Van Zandt uses the ringsteps to enter the ring. Ring announcer Jay Blue hands a microphone over to him and after the booing calms down a bit he starts to talk).
Van Zandt: Isn't this a nice Insurgence. It's way better without having Rick O'Connor around, ain't it.
(The crowd boos).
Van Zandt: So Dallas, how about those Mavericks huh. Getting their asses kicked by The Kings.
(Even louder boos).
Van Zandt: Now, now there's no way to be all this hostile towards me. Coz well the only reason that you are all here is because of me and MY EWCL.
DT: He should shut up. Without O'Connor the EWCL would have been gone now and Van Zandt would have been sitting in Hawaii.
ND: So? Whats your point?
Van Zandt: As much as I like to just stand in this ring and look at the low intelligence level of my attendants in Dallas. I actually came out for a reason. As you may know the upcoming match is the one between tagpartners G-Flem and The Punisher. Now first off I have a little extra to add to this match. Just to prevent that the two of you are gonna make a facade out of this match I am making this match a Lumberjack match.
DT: A what?
Van Zandt: I already found a couple of volunteers namely Marco and Nick Dangerous aka Natural Born Ratings on one side and Ex-Terminator and Eleven aka E&E on the other side. Therefore Punny and G-Flem you have to fight eachother in the ring. There's no way backing out of it now. Now, why I am here I can also announce a match for Resurrection. I decided that The Legion is gonna defend its tagtitles at the PPV on May 19. They are gonna defend their titles against either NBR or against E&E, that still needs to be decided by the backoffice.
DT: The backoffice?
ND: He probly means the dice he got in his office.
Van Zandt: Now this is where my lawyers come in.
(He points to the three men surrounding him).
Van Zandt: We looked at G-Flems contract for Resurrection and well we found out that the Resurrection contract prohibits that he takes part in two matches in that same night. Therefore as I just announced that G-Flem and The Punisher will defend their tagtitles at the PPV, there is no other solution than that G-Flem forfeits his title shot against Marcus Babylon.
(The lawyers nodd to every word that Van Zandt says).
DT: What a bunch of crap! Like a contract like that exists! Load of crap!!
Van Zandt: But don't worry G-Flem. You'll get your chance. You will get your match against Marcus at the next PPV following Resurrection. The Executive has spoken....for now. Thank you.
(Van Zandt drops the mic and climbs out of the ring and leaves ringside).
DT: Man, he only does that to spare his own nephew. He only does it so his nephew Babylon won't lose his Prime Time Title. Thats so bad.
ND: The guy is a genius. He amazes me more every week.
DT: So now its time for G-Flem versus Punisher in a lumberjack match.
ND: Another smart move by Van Zandt.
DT: Why does everyone call him Van Zandt now? It's Cazzo!!
ND: It's Mr. Van Zandt for you!!
(We then hear a slap followed by an "ouch").
ND: Not again!!
DT: As lumberjacks in this match we are gonna see Marco and Nick Dangerous and Ex-Terminator and Eleven. But I doubt they are gonna have much eye for the match, I believe they will be more focussed on eachother here. Especially now that Cazzo announced that one of these two tagteams gets a title shot at Resurrection.
ND: It doesn't really matter as long as The Punisher and G-Flem get a beatdown. Especially that Punisher and his righthous thoughts.
(American Made starts to play and The Punisher comes walking out. The All American Hero makes his way down the aisle and the fans cheer him on. But it seems like Punisher has no time to greet the fans this time. He got an angry look on his face and he marches down to the ring. He reaches ringside and he goes straight over to the announcers table. He grabs Neil Down by the throat and he drags him out of his seat. Neil's headset falls off his head and Punisher punches him in the face.
But then we see that Sean Corvik comes out from the crowd. He jumps over the guardrail behind Punisher and he runs towards him and....HE BULLDOGS PUNISHER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!
While Punisher is laying on the concrete and Neil Down is also trying to recover from that punch, we see that Corvik leaves through the crowd again).
DT: Uhm, well I guess we have to do without a table for the rest of the evening.
(At that moment Want by Disturbed starts to play and G-Flem comes out. He makes his way down to the ring and he goes over to the Punisher, who's still laying between whats left of that table. G-Flem helps Punisher up and he rolls him back in the ring again).
DT: Neil!! Neil, you can sit down again now!
(Neil Down grabs a chair and unfolds it. He puts on his headset again and sits down).
ND: The bastard!! How on earth did he had the nerve to do that?!? But he got what he deserved! Hah, he felt the table. I hope he enjoyed it!!
DT: Do you realise that Sean Corvik just helped you? Sean Corvik who is gonna face Chris Christ later tonight.
ND: Uh, yeah I know.
DT: That can only mean one thing.
ND: Which is?
DT: He didn't do it to help you, but he did it to hurt The Punisher.
ND: Oh....
(In the meantime G-Flem and Punisher have entered the ring and Marco, Nick Dangerous, Ex-Terminator and Eleven are at ringside. Marco and Nick are standing on one side, while Ex-T and Eleven are standing on the opposite side).
Ding ding ding
DT: The bell has rung but well Punisher is still laying on the mat. He's still partly knocked out from going through that table.
ND: Through OUR table!
DT: Yes, our table.
ND: G-Flem goes over to The Punisher and he lifts him up. He then asks him something. G-Flem just asked Punisher something. Punisher shakes his head, like he is saying "noooo". He then tells G-Flem something and G-Flem makes an "Ok" gesture. The two then start to circle eachother, so I guess they agreed to continue this match. G-Flem and Punisher tie up and its G-Flem who turns it into a waistlock. Punisher tries to escape out of it, but he's still too weak. G-Flem then lifts him up and german suplexes him.
DT: G-Flem grabs his tagpartner by the head and he sends him into the ropes. Punisher comes off and G-Flem takes him down with a powerclothesline. Punisher is out and G-Flem bounces himself into the ropes. But when he does that, its Marco who grabs his ankle. G-Flem turns around and he reaches over the ropes to get a hold of Marco. He grabs Marco by the hair, but at the same moment Nick Dangerous comes in and knocks G-Flem in the head. G-Flem has to let go off Marco and he turns around again to concentrate on Punisher.
ND: G-Flem walks over to The Punisher and irish whips him into the ropes. Punisher comes off and counters with a flying shouldertackle!! And it takes G-Flem down to the mat. Punisher picks G-Flem up and he hands out a few right ones. He then throws him into the ropes. G-Flem comes off and Punisher with a powerslam!!! Punisher follows that up with going into the ropes and doing a legdrop. And Punisher goes for the first cover of the match, 1......................................2............but G-Flem kicks out.
DT: Punisher lifts G-Flem up and the two lock up again. This time Punisher gets G-Flem in a side headlock and they go into the ropes. Punisher lets go off G-Flem and he goes into the opposite ropes. G-Flem comes off and Punisher big boots him back to the mat. Punisher picks G-Flem up by the head and he irish whips him into the ropes, but G-Flem holds on to the ropes this time!! Punisher comes charging in, but G-Flem counters and backdrops Punisher over the toprope to the outside!!
ND: Punisher is out on the outside, and Ex-Terminator and Eleven pick him up from the ground. E&E then look at eachother for a moment and they then stare at The Punisher. They got a history with him. Ex-T and Eleven give Punisher a bit of time and they then roll him back into the ring. Once back in the ring, G-Flem picks Punisher up and he kicks him in the stomache. He then lifts him up and ...SUPER TIGER DRIVER!!! ....And he goes for the cover, 1........................................2......................but Punisher kicks out.
DT: G-Flem grabs Punisher and he sends him into a corner. Punisher flies in and G-Flem slowly walks over and grabs Punisher hands out 3 shots to the face. He then lifts Punisher up and body slams him to the mat. G-Flem then climbs the second turnbuckle and he does a kneedrop and nails Punisher. G-Flem goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count here. G-Flem then bounces himself in the ropes and he comes off for an elbow drop. But Punisher moved out of the way and G-Flem lands on the mat.
ND: Punisher gets back up and he picks up G-Flem and he wants to execute THE GAVEL, but G-Flem pushes Punisher off of him. But Punisher charges back in on him and takes him out with a clothesline from hell. G-Flem goes down and just when Punisher wants to walk over to him it are Marco and Nick Dangerous who grabb G-Flem by the legs and they pull him out of the ring. NBR dragged G-Flem out of the ring and they start to beat him down!! Marco holds G-Flem arms behind him and Nick Dangerous is handing out right and left hands.
DT: Nick Dangerous then grabs a thrashcan from under the ring. He goes over to G-FLem and ..WHAMMMMMM.....Rammms him in the head with it!! Dangerous swings again, but this time its The Punisher who slides to the outside and attacks Dangerous from behind!
ND: He kick Dangerous in the back and Nick drops the thrashcan. Punisher picks it up and he whacks Nick in the head with it!! Marco then lets go off G-Flem and he storms in on Punisher and spears him to the concrete!!! To make the brawl even more complete we see that Ex-Terminator and Eleven are coming in aswell now. Ex-T grabs Nick Dangerous while Eleven concentrates on Marco. NBR and E&E are battling it out again!!! What a brawl, fist, punches, kicks are flying everywhere!!
DT: Meanwhile Punisher and G-Flem both get back up again and they slide back in the ring. G-Flem grabs Punisher by the arm and sends him in the ropes. Punisher comes off and he ducks the forearm, kicks G-Flem in the gut and .....THE GAVEL!!!!.......Punisher did it!! G-Flem goes down and Punisher goes for the cover. 1................................................2.............................................3........And he gets it. The Punisher gets the win.
(After the match is over The Punisher goes over to G-Flem to check how he is doing. He helps him up and the two pad eachother on the back. On the outside we see that E&E and NBR fought their way up the ramp).
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and for the second time this night "Damned If I Do" by Life of Agony hits the loudspeakers. Eric Van Zandt walks out to a chorus of boos. This time he is alone and in his hand he holds a manila folder with quite a few papers in it. He confidently swaggers to the ring, dodging soda cans being flung at him. A microphone in his other hand, he slowly walks up the steps, soaking in the audible hatred he is bombarded with, almost enjoying it. He steps through the ropes and looks out to the angry mob some would call a crowd for the last time).
DT: What is that in his hand?
ND: Psshh, don't you know, stupid? Do your homework.
DT: Fine, what is it?
ND: I...I'm not telling you.
Van Zandt: Here in my hand I hold a contract.
DT: A contract!
ND: Shut up, our leader is speaking.
Van Zandt: The contract is for one, Chris Lemke, otherwise known as Exile. He thought he could leave the federation...MY federation...in a little tearjerker, making up with that idiot Sean Corvik. Well matters aren't always conducted in such a matter. Here I have the legal reasons why Exile CANNOT leave the federation.
(A mixed reaction ensues, boos for Eric making him return, but cheers for his return).
Van Zandt: Next week, Exile, you're going to come out here and explain to me why you've missed work the past few weeks. Then we're going to come to an agreement because you're under contract until 2004. You better hope I don't decide to sue your ass!
DT: This is enough!
Van Zandt: And furthermo...
("Died" by Alice in Chains rocks the arena and the Universal Champion walks out, still in street clothes, also receiving a mixed reaction. Fans clamor to jut their hands out in hopes of high fives, but Sean keeps his look on Van Zandt. Eric backs into the corner, shouting "Don't lay a damn finger on me!" Sean continues, walking up the steps and through the ropes. He backs Cazzo into the corner and snatches the microphone out of Eric's hand. Corvik then gives Cazzo breathing room, walking backward to the middle of the ring).
Corvik: How dare you. The man is sick. He's had enough pay to support him, he isn't asking for pay. He just wants to be left alone.
(Cazzo calls for another mic from the ring announcer, who tosses one to him).
Van Zandt: This is mine. I built this place and what I say, goes! I don't care how sick he is, he signed an agreement and he's going to adhere to it!
Corvik: Bullshit! You're using your power to do this. You could forget about it but you won't! He's a mentally sick man and he's slowly getting better, but he's in no shape to be wrestling!
Van Zandt: Sean, those are strong words for someone who was thrown off a balcony by the guy a few months back.
Corvik: I don't care, we buried the hatchet, everything is fine. Let him rest, he's had enough of this shit and quite frankly, so have I. Fuck O'Connor, fuck the Executive, and fuck you.
(Cazzo, infuriated, pokes Sean's chest backing him into a corner).
Van Zandt: I own you! I'm the reason you're so popular, why you're the Universal Champion, why you're the highest paid wrestler in the sport!
Corvik: I...I am the only one who owns me. Oh, and Cazzo...
Van Zandt: What?!
(Sean grabs for his neck, choking the life out of the half owner. Cazzo drops to his knees, trying to fight Sean off).
DT: Yeah! Wait...Babylon and Christ are coming down here!!
ND: They both slide secretly into the ring. Christ spins Sean around and executes the Sign Off! Jesus...Babylon's grabbing him now in a piledriver position...Christ grabs his legs...SPIKE PILEDRIVER!! THEY'VE TOTALLY KILLED SEAN CORVIK!
DT: I hope they're happy, they started a war they don't want to start.
ND: But Cazzo's laughing at him, look at Eric! He's laughing! Eric measures and kicks the hell out of Sean's bad ribs!
DT: It's unbelievable. Its the Universal and SEI Champion they got down there. A bit of respect would be nice.
ND: Agh, respect. You have Christ, Babylon and Van Zandt in there, you should have respect for them.
DT: Oh man...
(The Executive raise their hands in the air while Corvik is beaten on the mat. They then climb out of the ring).
(Commercials).
ND: We're back again from the commercials and it's almost time.
DT:Time for what?
ND: Time to find out who the Mystery partner of Marcus Babylon is.
DT: I'm still thinking of what happend before the commercials. Cazzo is making Exile return to the ring. Just give that man a break please. He gave it all and put his own life on the line several times. And in return Cazzo comes with some kind of contract. That man makes me sick. To make things worse they assault Sean Corvik like that.
ND: Nice huh.
(slap-ouch, -you get the picture-)
ND: Stop it!!
DT: Hmmm, so you think Joe Johnson has a chance here?
ND: Nope not at all. Hell I dout he could beat Babylon alone, and now Babylon even gets a partner.
DT: And we'll find out real soon who that mystery partner is gonna be.
(Cruxified by Sevendust starts to play and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson comes out. The crowd starts to cheer when they see this EWCL legend. Joe Johnson starts to make his way to the ring. He slides in the ring and gets ready for his match).
(Cocky by Kid Rock starts to play and Prime Time Champion Marcus Babylon and Justine come out from behind the curtains. Babylon gets alot of heat and he plays with the crowd and points to his titlebelt. Justine walks behind Babylon and like always she seems to be in total control of everything and she doesn't let anything get to her. The two reach the ring and Babylon hands the title over to Justine and then he slides in the ring. He stares at Joe Johnson and then goes to his corner).
ND: Now, the mystery partner!!
(It's time to play the game by Motorhead starts to play and everyone knows who's coming!! Its ALEXANDER GLORY!!!).
DT: ALEXANDER GLORY IS THE MYSTERY PARTNER!! He's gonna be Marcus Babylon's partner against Joe Johnson!! Who would of thought this was gonna happen.
ND: Like I said, Van Zandt is a genius. He even managed to get Alexander Glory to join The Executive. At least so it seems. The man is a true genius.
(Glory reaches the ring and he uses the ringsteps to enter it. He goes over to Marcus Babylon and the two stare at eachother for a moment. Glory then climbs through the ropes and stands on the apron).
Ding ding ding
DT: So Marcus Babylon is gonna start off against Joe here. Babylon and Joe circle eachother for about 8 seconds and they then tie up. Joe hooks in a side headlock, but Babylon counters with an elbow to Joe's face and he has to let go off the headlock. The two then circle eachother again and lock up for a second time. Babylon waistlocks Joe Johnson, but this time its Joe with an elbow to the face.
ND: Babylon lets go off the waistlock and for a third time the two circle eachother. Joe then comes in and decks Babylon with a right hand. Johnson then throws a couple of left jabs and finishes it with a right hand that drops Babylon to the mat!! Johnson picks Babylon up from the mat and he executes a full nelson face drop!! Babylon tries to go for his corner, but Joe grabs him before he reaches the corner. Joe picks him up by the head and drags him over to another corner. Joe then starts to ramm Babylon's head into the topturnbuckle.
DT: 1....2.....3.....4......5....6......7.......8.......9......10... And Babylon looks to be dizzy. He stumbles around a bit and he then falls face-first to the mat!! Joe Johnson then picks up Babylon and he places him in the corner in a tree of woe position. The Hardcore Event then takes a few steps back and .....CROSS OF BURDEN!!!...His trademark baseball slide into the face!! Babylon feels that for sure. He got those boots right in the face.......Joe Johnson drags Babylon out of the corner and he goes for the cover, 1......................................2............................but Babylon kicks out.
ND: Joe Johnson to his feet and he picks up Babylon. But ooooh Babylon counters with a thumb to the eye and follows that up with a jawbreaker!!! That will show him!! Joe goes down and Babylon bounces into the ropes and he comes off and ....ROLLING THUNDER!!!.....Babylon gets up and instead of tagging to Glory he goes over to the corner and starts to climb to the top. He stands on top and he looks down at Joe Johnson and Babylon then dives off for a frogsplash, but noooooooo Johnson lifts his knees up and Babylon lands straight on those knees!!
DT: He should have made the tag before. Stupid arrogant kid. Babylon is screeching it out from the pain as Joe Johnson picks him up and he does a firemans carry into a neckbreaker!! Johnson goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Joe Johnson picks Babylon up from the mat, but oooh Babylon with a lowblow!!! Another cheapshot by the Prime Time Champion. And this time he is smart and he crawls over to his corner and he tags in Glory.
ND: Glory comes in and he clotheslines Johnson to the mat!! Glory picks him up and executes a suplex!! Alexander Glory first wants to tag Babylon again, but he then changes his mind and goes over to Joe and picks him up. He lifts him up and executes a sidewalk slam!! Joe Johnson goes down again and Glory goes for the cover, 1........................................2.............................but Johnson kicks out.
DT: Glory gets back up again and he tags in Babylon. Babylon comes in and he grabs Johnson by the hair and he throws him to the outside. Joe lands on his back on the concrete and Babylon takes a few steps back and then charges in and dives through the second and toprope to the outside and lands on Johnson!! After he lands on him, Babylon hands out right and left punches. The Prime Time Champ then picks Joe up by the head and he drags him over to the ringpost and ramms his head into it. BAMMMM!!!
ND: Babylon laughs out loud and he then ramms Joe's head into the steel ringpost again......BAMMMMM!!!!.... Babylon then picks up Johnson and he lays him on the apron. Babylon then goes over to the spanish announcetable and he climbs on top of it. He then jumps off the table for a double axe handle and wants to hit Joe Johnson!! But Joe moves out of the way and Babylon smashes into the apron!!! Man, thats gotta hurt!! ....Joe Johnson is back on his feet again now and he charges in on Babylon and wow!!! Another baseball slide!!!
DT: And that takes Babylon to the concrete!! Joe jumps off the apron and he grabs Babylon and rolls him back into the ring again. Johnson follows in and he sees that Babylon goes on hands and knees to his corner to tag in Glory. But Johnson stops him before he reaches him. He first kicks Babylon to the back of the head and he follows that up with lifting him up and dropping him face-first into the ropes!!!
ND: Johnson pulls Babylon out of the ropes and he sets him up for his Cruxifixion!!! But ooooh in the last moment Babylon shoves Joe away from him and he jumps over to his corner and he tags in Alexander Glory. Glory comes in and he takes Joe out with a clothesline. He picks the Hardcore Event up and sends him into the ropes. Johnson comes off and Glory grabs him and DDT's him to the mat!! Alexander The Great goes for the cover, the ref makes the count and ....1..................................................2.............Johnson kicks out!!
DT: Glory picks Johnson up from the mat again and he sends Joe into the ropes again. He goes to backdrop Joe, but Johnson reads the move and he grabs Glory by the head and ....PAYBACK TO SOCIETY!!!!.....Evenflow DDT!!! Joe goes to one of the corners and he climbs on and .....CORKSREW MOONSAULT OFF THE TOPROPE ON GLORY!!!! Joe Johnson is gonna go for the win here!! Its unbelievable!! He goes for the cover, 1.......................................2......................kickout.
ND: Joe Johnson now picks up Glory and he sends him into the ropes. When Glory goes into the ropes, he tags Babylon. Glory comes off the ropes and Johnson with a dropkick that takes Glory down. But Johnson didn't notice that Babylon got tagged. Johnson wants to pick up Glory, but then its Babylon who comes in from behind and he nails Johnson in the head. Babylon then turns Johnson around and he delivers a forward suplex!! Babylon and Glory then pick up Johnson and they send him into the ropes. Joe comes off and the two double backdrop Johnson to the mat!!
DT: Both Babylon and Glory now start to hammer down on Johnson. He can't even get up to his feet again!! The referee is now trying to get Glory out of the ring as he is no longer the legal man in there. Glory pushes the referee away and he and Babylon pick Johnson up again. The referee comes in between again and he pushes Glory towards the ropes. Joe Johnson uses this moment for his advantage and he charges in on Glory and he clotheslines him over the toprope to the outside!!
ND: Johnson then turns towards Babylon and he kicks him in the gut and hits him with ...PAYBACK TO SOCIETY!!!!....... Joe Johnson quickly gets up again and he grabs Babylon and .....MASOCHISTIC LIVERATION!!!......Thats Joe Johnson new finishing submission move!!!! ....And Marcus Babylon is in pain here!! What's he doing?!? What does he do?!? ......HE TAPS OUT!!!....MARCUS BABYLON JUST TAPPED OUT!!!
Ding ding ding
DT: Man, what an upset here. Unbelievable Marcus Babylon tapped out and Joe Johnson gets the w.....
(Before Thornton can finish his sentence we see that Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes running out. Van Zandt arrives at ringside, whinks at Justine and runs over to ring announcer Jay Blue and whispers something to him. Jay Blue shrugs and says).
Jay Blue: This match ........is a PINFALL ONLY MATCH!!!....and therefore has been ordered to CONTINUE!!.
DT: WHAT?!?
ND: Joe Johnson leans over the ropes, screaming at Cazzo for screwing him again. From behind Johnson its Babylon who comes in and OOOOOOHHHH he lowblows him from behind!!! And he rolls Joe up in a schoolboy pin!!! Babylon holds the tights and he also puts his feet on the ropes while the referee makes the count!!! .............1................................................2...........................................3.............. This match is over!!!! Now it is really over!!! Marcus Babylon and Alexander Glory have won this match.
(Prez Van Zandt already left ringside as soon as the bell rang for the three count. In the ring Joe Johnson gets back up again and he looks around to see where Cazzo is. He doesn't see him and he rolls to the outside and he runs out of ringside).
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we go backstage and we see a furious "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson who's being escorted out of the arena by a couple of security guards. While they do that Joe shouts out: "I'm gonna get you Eric. Thats a promise! Even if its the last thing I do!!").
(The scene then fades out).
ND: Good Golly what an evening. The Executive sure is running this show here tonight.
DT: Yeah and I can't really say that I like it.
ND: You don't?
(slap-ouch thing).
ND: Dammit!!
DT: Anyway, lets hope that the Executive doesn't screw up this main event match. But seeing as Chris Christ is in it, and seeing as Cazzo is the special referee it's probly inevidable.
ND: Christ versus Corvik. What a match up.
(My Sacrifice by Creed starts to play and "THE MESSIAH" Chris Christ comes out. The EWCL Champion got the titlebelt around his waist as he walks down to the ring. The fans boo him but it seems like he even likes that kind of attention. Christ reaches the ring and slides in).
(Died by Alice in Chains starts to play and Universal and SEI Champion Sean Corvik comes walking out. He got the SEI titlebelt on his left shoulder and the Universal Titlebelt on his right shoulder. There are mixed reaction in the crowd, but it is clear that the fans vote for him in this match with Chris Christ. Corvik reaches ringside and he hands the titles over to Jay Blue. He then uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).
(Then Damned if I do starts to play and Prez "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes out. He's the special referee in this match. He reaches the ropes to the many boos. He arrives at ringside and he slides in the ring and he explains the rules to Chris Christ and Sean Corvik. Corvik doesn't even listen to him though).
Ding ding ding
DT: The bell has rung and Cazzo first makes the two wrestlers go to their own neutral corner. So Christ and Corvik head off for their corner, but Christ, seeing that Corvik's back is turned, takes advantage and he jumps him from behind. Christ is hammering down on Corvik, but Corvik gets to his feet and is now trading blows with Christ. Corvik gets the upperhand and he knocks Christ down to the mat. Christ gets up again, but Corvik hits him with a dropkick. Christ gets up again and rushes towards Corvik for a clothesline.
ND: But Corvik gets the left arm and takes it down hard with an armdrag takedown. Corvik then takes the arm and wraps it around the second rope and kicks at the shoulder repeatedly. Corvik then hooks Christ in an armbar and pulls on it. Corvik is really damaging that arm there and he has hurt it. But Chris is a Christ and he's no quitter!! This is far from over, I tell you that.
DT: Corvik is now driving knees into Christ his shoulder. Christ is in pain, but will not surrender. Corvik then brings Christ to his feet, puts him in a hammerlock and rams his shoulder into the turnbuckle. Corvik grabs the hammerlock again and does the same thing once more!! Corvik goes for a third time, but oooooooh this time Christ counters with a DIAMOND CUTTER!!! Good God!! How did he get out of that one?!? This move gives Christ some breathing room and he tries to shake out his left arm.
ND: Christ moves in on Corvik with repeated kicks to the face and chest area. Christ then goes in and goes for a vertical suplex, but he can't get Corvik up because of his arm. Christ then tries again, and this time he manages to execute the vertical suplex!! Corvik goes down and Christ grabs him by the head and executes his BLESSING!!!!...... He just dropped Corvik on his head there!! I feel a headache coming on!!! Christ then goes to work with kicks to the head again. He then lays Corvik on his back and drives a knee into the head.
DT: Christ then picks up Corvik and he drags him over to the corner and starts to ramm his head into the bottom turnbuckle. 1....2....3....4.....5....6.....7......8.....9.....10... Christ lets go and he then drags Corvik over to the middle of the ring and he hooks in his..SWEET DREAMS!!!.... Thats one of his submission moves!!! Its a modifed crossface chicken wing and I can tell you that that move hurts. And we can see it in Corvik's expression. He is in pain allright.
ND: Corvik tries to get out of the submission, but he can't get out. He then tries to reach for the ropes, but he's in the middle of the ring. Corvik tries again and this time he gets closer to the ropes. He tries for a third time and now he really gets close. Fourth time and he did it. He grabbed the ropes and Cazzo
first waits a few more seconds and he then makes Christ break the submission move. Christ gets up and he picks Corvik up and hands out a few chops to the midsection. He then sends Corvik into the ropes and goes for a clothesline.
DT: But Corvik ducks the arm, goes into the opposite ropes, comes off again and does a spinning heelkick to take Christ down to the mat. Corvik takes a few deep breaths and he then picks Christ up and ....SEDATION!!!..... Corvik goes for the cover, 1...............................................................................2...........................kickout by Christ. But did you notice how long it took Cazzo to make that count. Its unbelievable. He could have done that a little bit faster, now could he.
ND: Corvik stares at Cazzo for a moment and he then concentrates back on Christ. He picks Christ up and kicks him in the midsection. He then grabs him and he does a hurricane DDT!! Christ goes down and Corvik wants to go for the cover, but he looks at Cazzo and then changes his mind. Instead Corvik lifts Christ up and he sends him into the ropes. Christ comes off and Corvik does a spinebuster!! Corvik then bounces into the ropes and comes off for an elbow drop and he hits it straight on Christ's head.
DT: Corvik picks Christ up again and bodyslams him to the mat. The SEI champion then goes for the corner and he climbs it all the way to the top. He stands on top and faces the crowd. He then jumps off for a moonsault, but oooooh Christ moved out of the way and Corvik lands on the mat!!! Christ quickly turns Corvik around and goes for the pin, 1.........2.......kickout. Did you see how fast Cazzo counted there?!?
ND: Well you just said that he could counted faster. Now he counts faster and its still no good. Make up you mind please.
DT: Ain't it obvious. When Corvik covers Christ he counts slow and when Christ covers Corvik he counts fast.
ND: Hmm, I didn;t notice that.
DT: Yeah right.
ND: Christ is back in the lead though as he grabs Corvik by the hair and he throws him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and Christ with an overhead belly to belly suplex!!! Christ then goes for another cover, 1........2.....but another kickout by Corvik. Christ picks Corvik up again and he irish whips him once more. This time Corvik comes off the ropes and Christ clotheslines him to the mat. Christ then picks up Corvik and sends him in the ropes again. Corvik comes off and he ducks Christ's arm, stops behind him and grabs him in THE DARKEST HOUR!!!!....OOOOOH NNOOOO!!!!
DT: But Christ goes for the ropes right away!! Corvik had him too close to the ropes, to be succesful there!! Corvik now drags Christ over to the middle of the ring and he wants to hook in the Darkest Hour again, but this time Christ counters with kicking Corvik into the stomache and he follows that up with a neckbreaker. Corvik goes down and Christ comes in with another series of kicks to the head. Christ then waits a few seconds and then goes to pick up Corvik from the mat. But ooooooh lowblow by the champion!!
ND: Christ goes down to one knee and Corvik side kicks him to the mat. Corvik then grabs Christ by the head and he throws him into the ropes. The EWCL champion comes off and ....INSANITY'S EMBRACE BY SEAN CORVIK. Christ goes down and Corvik goes for the cover, Cazzo goes for the count, ...................................1...............................................................................................2........................................and a kickout by Christ!!
DT: Corvik is sick of it now. He's sick of Cazzo constantly trying to ruin this match for him. Corvik is totally fed up with and he goes over to Cazzo and ......HE NAILS HIM WITH A BIG RIGHT ONE!!! Corvik doesn't even if he gets disqualified or not, he just wanted to take Cazzo out!! And what a right hand was that. Cazzo is knocked out on the mat!! Sean Corvik then turns back to Christ and he grabs him and ....THE SIGN OFF!!!!....HE HITS CHRIS CHRIST WITH HIS OWN FINISHER!!! Christ goes down and....whats happening!!
(We see that another referee is coming out. He runs to the ring and slides in and he makes the count).
DT: .................1............................................2.....................................3.................He won!! Sean Corvik has won this match!!! And he's still the Universal Champion!! What a champ!!
ND: Hey he just knocked out the President. There's no way that he's gonna get away with this. No freaking way!! Christ should won this match!! Just look at that Corvik, with his arms raised in the air. Ugh!!
DT: We then see that Marcus Babylon runs down to ringside. He slides in the ring and comes up from behind Corvik and he nails him in the back. Corvik goes down and Babylon starts to kick him in the head. Babylon then picks up Corvik and hands out several punches to the face. Just when Chris Christ is getting back to his feet we see that Corvik starts to counter Babylon's shots. Corvik then blocks one right punch, and he counters with kicking Babylon in the gut and he then grabs him by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!! And ooooh man Babylon lands badly on his arm!! Man, that was a nasty fall there!! I think he really hurt his arm there.
ND: Christ climbed out of the ring and he now comes back in with a steelchair. He charges in on Corvik and he ramms the champion in the head with it!! BAMMMM!!!!.....BAMMMMM!!.....BAMMMMM..... And Corvik is still standing on his feet!!! BAMMMMMM!!!..... Yes!! That chairshot took him down to the mat!! But thats not a sign for Chris Christ to stop using that chair!! BAMMMM!!!.......BAMMMMMMMM......BAMMMMMMMM...... Christ is losing control here!!! He repeatedly nails Corvik with that chair!!
DT: And no doubt about it that Corvik will suffer a concussion from this. Who's gonna help him?
ND: Help him?
DT: Its Drake Laps...Drake Laps comes running out!!! And he got a sledgehammer in his hands. He reaches ringside and he slides in and goes over to Christ and WHAMMMMMM!!! slamms the slegdehammer to Christ his left knee!!! Chris Christ goes down to the mat right away. He tries to get up and walk, but that left knee is just hurt too bad. Laps kicks Christ to the head and he swings that sledgehammer for a second time now!!! But before he can use it, its Cazzo who comes off the topturnbuckle for a MISSILE DROPKICK .....and he hits Laps right in the face!!
ND: Thats why they call him The Dropkick King!!! Cazzo lands on Laps and starts to hand out fists. But then its The Punisher who comes out from the crowd. The All American Hero slides in and he grabs Cazzo by the throat and he chokeslams him to the mat!! He then picks Cazzo up and sets him up for THE GAVEL!!!!
DT: ALEXANDER GLORY......ITS ALEXANDER GLORY who comes out now. He slides in the ring and he's just in time to save Cazzo and he turns Punisher around and he clotheslines him to the mat. He then picks up the sledgehammer that Drake Laps brought. Glory looks at the sledgehammer for a moment and he then swings it and nails Punisher with it!! The Punisher goes down and he's knocked out!!
(We then see that Cazzo, Marcus Babylon, Chris Christ and Alexander Glory raise their hands in the air. Three out of four are hurt. Two of them are hurt pretty bad, but still they manage to celebrate!! While Cazzo, Christ and Babylon slowly walk out of ringside to alot of boos, it is Alexander Glory who slides back in the ring again and he goes over to Sean Corvik and he checks how he is doing. We see that Glory talks to him and that Corvik says something back to him. Glory then gets up again and rolls out of the ring and leaves ringside aswell).
ND: What a night!! What an evening of upsets and action!!
DT: You can say that again! And it's a pity that we have to wait till next week to see more of this.
ND: It is. So folks this was it, this was Insurgence, see you next week!!