EWCL
Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.
Extreme
�Cages� Tables� Ladders� Barbed Wire� Chairs� Cells� Gore�
Wrestling
�Sign Off .....Darkest Hour� Elegance in Torment� ...Outcast.....Blade Runner..... Gargantuan Driver� Gavel� Lapidator� .....Danger Driver�
Championship
...Universal Title� EWCL Title� PrimeTime Title� Extreme Title� Tag Titles�
League
�Chris Christ� "The" Nick Dangerous� G-Flem......Aaron Gold .......New Evolution .....Sean Corvik.......Blade...�Exile.......Drake Laps� Blade� Cerberus......MacBeth�.....
Insurgence �Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week�
�EWCL Insurgence is on the air�
(The scene opens with MacBeth sitting on one of the prop boxes near the entrance to the arena. He watches the door intently.. waiting for something or someone. Upon hearing the cameraman and Missy White, he looks up the a murderous expression).
Missy: What are you waiting for out here?
MacBeth: Sean Corvik. The man who everybody else in the back wants to be. The man who is the perennial fan favorite of the EWCL. The man who is afraid of what I can do to him. He's been off the radar for the past week... ever since Exile was destroyed.
Do you know what it takes for a man like Corvik to be afraid? It takes a man like me. A man who knows how to kill a god. A man who possesses the weapon of DEICIDE. I've become my role model to destroy the destroyer. Continue to be afraid Sean Corvik. Be afraid of me. I am your end.
Missy: What about your other opponents tonight?
MacBeth: They saw what I did to Exile. That's warning enough. They're about to enter my world. You're all coming to my world.. and my nightmare.
(MacBeth turns away from the camera and focuses on the door once more. Missy is left with a dumbfounded look on here face as the scene fades to black).
(Scene fades out and we go to the Kellogg Arena).
Dean Thornton: Good evening EWCL viewers for another Insurgence right here from the Kellogg Arena in Battle Creek, Michigan. The crowd is ready, we are ready and the wrestlers are ready. But, Down, what the hell are you wearing?
Neil Down: I'm wearing an Oompha Loompha shirt.
DT: A what??
ND: An Oompha Loompha shirt. You know the team of The Messiah Chris Christ and "The" Nick Dangerous.
DT: THAT'S NOT THEIR TEAMNAME!!!
ND: Oh.....Then that guy who sold me this shirt, RIPPED ME OFF!!!
DT: Who sold you the shirt?
ND: ...PACO!!.....I should have known!! Dammit!!
DT: Ok, people lets talk about tonights show. For the main event we have 4 of the top stars in the federation. We have Universal Champion Chris Christ, we have Blade, we have Sean Corvik and we have MacBeth. MacBeth sure has been making an impact since he returned. On his first appearance he took out Corvik, last week he even beat Corvik and destroyed Exile and now he's in the Main Event already. What an impact.
ND: Pssh. Not as much impact as The Messiah did when he entered the EWCL.
DT: Will you please stop!?!
ND: ...
DT: Another big match for tonight is the non-title match between EWCL champion Nick Dangerous and The Highflying Miracle Drake Laps. Thats gonna be something good.
ND: It's time that that squirrel is gonna be learned a lesson by the greatest Canadian on earth.
DT: The WHAT?
ND: "The" Nick Dangerous is "The" Greates Canadian on Earth.
DT: Oh God, how can those words even come out of your mouth.
ND: Quite easily. I just say...
DT: Stop it!!.........Also tonight we have a match for the Extreme Title. Champion Aaron Gold has to defend his title against Johnathan Cable. Besides that match we are gonna see Strait Hate take on Coby Belton. But I hear that Bill Carty has someone to interview.
(The Cazzotron comes on and we see Bill Carty. Bill Carty waits at the parking lot with a mic in hand as a Nick Dangerous his car pulls in. Nick Dangerous and Peter Tiger exit the vehicle and walk towards the building).
Nick: Not today Carty, you're not getting another interview with me.
Bill Carty: Just a word!
Nick: Not after last week Carty.
(We then hear an unknown voice.)
Voice: Maybe I could get an interview?
Nick: Who the hell are you?
(Nick turns around and we see a look of fear in Nicks eyes as the camera shows Blade behind him.)
Blade: Just a friend.
(Blade then kicks Dangerous in the gut and throws him into his own vehicle, leaving a dent in the door).
Blade: Have fun in your match tonight.
(Nick is down, but not out, as Blade enters the arena...)
(The Cazzotron fades out again and we go back to our commentators).
ND: How the hell does Carty still have a job? When was the last time he did a proper interview?
DT: He's just doing his job, Down.
ND: Is his job to let Nick Dangerous get his ass kicked? I don't think so Thornton. That was a setup, thats what I tell you.
DT: A set up?
ND: Yes, a set up.
DT: I'm not even gonna get into this right now. It's time for our first match of the evening.
DT: First match of the evening is the one between Jay Masters and Eleven. Masters had his shot for gold last week, but he lost again to Aaron Gold and therefore also did not win the Extreme Title. Now he's back to the opening match and his opponent tonight is Eleven.
ND: Eleven has returned after being absent a couple of weeks. We all remember Eleven from the E&E tagteam that he was in. That was a promising team, but it ended when Ex-Terminator turned on Eleven.
DT: But you said it, Eleven is back now and he's eager to make something out of his comeback.
(At that moment Smells like teen spirit by Nirvana starts to play and moment later Jay Masters comes walking out. Masters gets mixed reactions as he spits to the floor and continues his way to ringside. He reaches ringside and he slides in and waits for his opponent).
ND: Spike looks good tonight.
DT: Spike?
ND: Yeah Spike. Doesn't Jay Masters play the part of Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer?!?
DT: NOOOOO!!!! That's JAMES MASTERS!!
ND: Ooohhhh.
(slap-ouch).
(Then Enter Sandman starts to play and Eleven comes running out from the back. The crowd cheers him on and Eleven runs down the aisle and reaches ringside and slides in the ring).
Ding ding ding.
ND: The match has begun and Masters and Eleven start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds. They then lock up and its Masters who comes in with a knee to the stomache. He follows that up with sending Eleven into the ropes. Eleven comes off and Masters takes him down with a hiptoss. Jay bounces into the ropes and he comes off for an elbow drop and hits it. Masters grabs Eleven by the head and he irish whips him again. Eleven comes off, but he slides through Masters his legs, gets up and he karate kicks Masters down to the mat!!
DT: Eleven picks Masters up and he hands out a few chops to the chest. The 16 year old then grabs Masters by the arm and throws him into the ropes. Masters comes off and Eleven jumps on his shoulders and ....HURICANRANA!!!...Nice move by the youngster!!! He turns it into a cover right away, ....1....................................2....................but Masters kicks out of it. Eleven now picks his opponent up again and he drags him over to the corner. He throws him in backfirst and Eleven then climbs on the bottom rope and starts to plant his fist into Masters his forehead.
ND: ...1.....2.....3.....4......5....6......7......8......9.....10.... Eleven steps off the bottom rope again and he irish whips Masters into the opposite corner!!! Masters flies in real hard backfirst!!! He flies in so hard that he bounces out of the corner again, but Eleven comes in right away and ....SPEARS MASTERS TO THE MAT!!! Holy shit!!! Eleven lands on top off Masters and starts a series of right and left hands to the face!!! After a number of shots, Eleven gets to his feet and he climbs the topturnbuckle!!
DT: He goes to the top, faces the crowd and ....MOONSAULT ....BUT OOOOHH MASTERS LIFTS HIS KNEES UP!!!!.....And Eleven lands with his ribs onto those knees!!! Thats gotta be painful!! Masters turns Eleven on his back and he even goes for the cover right now, ...1...................................2...................but Eleven kicks out of it in time. Masters slowly to his feet and he picks up Eleven and hands out a right hand. He then irish whips Eleven, but Eleven reverses the whip and sends Masters into the ropes himself.
ND: Masters comes off and Eleven grabs him, kicks him in the gut and ....IMPLANT DDT!!!.....that sends Masters headfirst into the mat!!! Eleven for the cover, ...1.....................................2.................but Masters manages to kick out of it again. Eleven picks Masters up again and he bodyslams him into the mat. Eleven walks over to the corner and he wants to climb the corner.
(Then all of a sudden Right here, Right ow by Paul Oakenfold feat Ice Cube starts to play and we see the words "LEGEND IN THE MAKING" appear on the Cazzotron. An unkown figure comes running out to ringside).
ND: Who is that?
DT: I have no idea!!
ND: He slides into the ring and ...LARIAT!!!....and he takes down Eleven with that!!! ...Masters comes storming in on him, but he also takes Masters out with a ...LARIAT!!!...The unknown person then picks up Masters and ...GORILLA PRESS SLAM!!!!... Thats impressive!!!
(He drops Masters and while the arena is completely silent he screams out "ROMEO STONE!!! REMEMBER THAT NAME!! I AM A LEGEND IN THE MAKING!!....After saying those words Romeo Stone slides out of the ring and leaves).
DT: Who the hell?
ND: Romeo Stone!!
DT: But who is he? And whats he gonna do here?
ND: No clue!!
(Inside the ring we see that Eleven is crawling over to the ropes. He uses the ropes to get to his feet and he looks at Masters who's also trying to get back up again).
DT: Eleven moves over to Masters, but Masters out of nowhere comes in with a right hand. He then irish whips Eleven into the ropes. But when Eleven gets near the ropes he jumps on the topturnbuckle instead and.....HE USES THE TOPTURNBUCKLE AS A SPRINGBOARD AND ....RAGNA ROCK.....SPEAR OFF THE TOPROPE!!!! AND HE TAKES MASTERS OUT!!!!.......Eleven for the cover and. ....1.................................................2...............................................3.................Eleven gets the win here!!!
ND: But I think he still feels that lariat. He's gonna have a headeache from that one there!!! That was some viscious attack from Romeo Stone. And I believe that this wasn't the last that we have seen of that guy.
(The Cazzotron comes on and we go backstage and we see Nick Dangerous walking down the halls of the arena, belt over his shoulder, and a cocky smirk on his face. A second later someone taps him on the shoulder).
Voice: Excuse me.
(Nick turns around and takes a kick in the gut).
WHAPPPPP!
(Nick takes a vicious chair shot on the back and he falls to his knees. Finally we can see it is Strait Hate, extracting revenge for his partner after the cheap shot last week).
CRACKKKKKK!!
(Oh my!! A disgustingly solid chairshot on the head. Nick drops to the floor, as if knocked out. Strait flips Nick over and stands over top of him).
Strait: I want you to meet my lil' friend.
(Knocks on the chair which is wickedly dented).
Strait: Now, I got nothing against ya Nick, this is nothing personal, but don't fuck with me, or my friends. Oh, and by the way, when you wake up, tell your bitch to prepaire to be my bitch. Heh.
(Strait steps away and walks off, chair in hand).
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we see that Nick Dangerous and Peter Tiger are alone in Nick and Christ's locker room...Nick has his hand on the back of his head, treating a wound while he paces around the room).
Nick: Damnit, I'm sick of this, the match hasn't even started and I am already getting attacked by cowards...I'm putting an end to it now.
Peter: Nick.
Nick: I am gonna show them exactly why I am Dangerous.
Peter: Nick?
Nick: I am gonna show Blade an example of what Christ is gonna do to him later tonight.
Peter: Nick!
Nick: And Drake Laps is gonna feel so much pain that he won't make it to his match tonight.
Peter: NICK!
Nick: What!?
Peter: Don't cry.
Nick: Urgh, I'm getting this over with.
(Nick grabs and folds a steel chair and walks out of the room, the camera follows him down a hallway).
DT: Now what is he up to?
ND: Who cares, he's the EWCL Champion, he does what he wants.
DT: He better not be heading for Blade.
(Nick walks to a half open locker room door, which appears to be the room of Drake Laps and Blade...Nick sneaks in and is slowly attempts to hit Drake Laps from behind, Drake Laps appears to be in a conversation with Blade, Blade notices Nick Dangerous and gives him a big boot, planting the chair in Nick's face and knocking him to the floor. Drake Laps and Blade kick Dangerous around as he crawls out of the room).
Blade: Should we take this conversation elsewhere?
Laps: I think that's a good idea.
(Blade and Laps leave the room, and Laps gives Nick one last kick as they leave).
(Scene fades out).
ND: I can't believe it!! What is it today? Is it "Just hit Nick Dangerous in the head day"?!?
DT: Looks like it.
(All of a sudden, I Will Be Heard by Hatebreed blares throughout the arena and Strait Hate comes out from the back and down the ramp. The crowd for the most part boos, they don't like when the faces get taken out, oh well, too bad. Strait steps over the top rope and walks to the center of the ring, as he gives his sign, an X formed over his head with two horned hand signals. He walks over towards the announcers side of the ring).
DT: Well this is unexpected, this match doesn't start for a little while.
ND: I wonder what he's doing out here....hes grabbing a mic.
DT: Looks like hes got something to say.
(Strait grabs the mic and looks towards the back).
Strait: I'm out here to plead to one man.....Coby Belton.
(The crowd is unsure of whats going on).
Strait: I must admit....I'm envious of "Sandy Vagina" Nick Dangerous, hes got something that I don't. Now I know you assume its his EWCL title..... nope. I dont give a rats ass bout titles, if I win them, great, if not, I'm not losin sleep, I'm here to get paid. Maybe I'm jelous of his looks? Well to that I'd say...I'd rather look like a fat slob then a Gay Pirate... oh come on....don't act like he isnt. Him and Captain Morgan would get mauled at the Rainbow Room and each of you know it!
(Some chuckles from the crowd can be heard).
Strait: So, what do I want that Nick has?? Well the best damn bitch in the world!!! Get out here Coby!!!
(The crowd and even the announcers laugh and Coby walks out. He looks severly pissed).
Strait: Hey buddy, how are ya?? Sorry if I hurt ya last week, but I got an offer for you. Leave Nick behind and be my Soda bitch!! come on, it will be fun, for me at least.
(Coby is furious and rushes the ring. He slides in the ring).
Ding ding ding.
DT: Well looks like this match will start now!
ND: Belton got in and he and Strait start to throw right and left ones at eachother!! Belton is furious and he shows alot of agression and he even gets the upperhand right now. He comes in with an European Uppercut and he follows that up with kicking Strait into the midsection. He kicks Strait into the midsection once again and then he lifts him up by the tights and suplexes Strait to the mat!!! HE DID IT!! Remember that he couldn't lift Strait up last week. But now he did.
DT: Then you see how much anger and agression can do to you. Strait is down on the mat and Belton starts to stomp down on him several times. He kicks Strait into the head and chest. He then picks Hate up and sends him into the ropes. Strait comes off and Belton does a headscissors takedown and Strait goes down again!! Belton for the cover, but he doesn't get more than a two count. The crowd even cheers Belton on right now!! Thats remarkable. Belton picks Strait up now, but ....lowblow!!!
ND: Belton falls down to the mat and Strait drags him up by the hair and hands out 4 shots to the head. He then throws Belton into the ropes and when he comes off he delivers a power lariat and Belton flies to the mat!!! Strait picks Belton up by the hair again and he sends him into the ropes for a second time. Belton comes off and ....OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY STRAIT!!!.....Strait goes for the pin now, ....1.....................................2....................but Belton with a kickout.
DT: Strait lifts Belton to his feet and he sends him into the nearest corner. He then takes a few steps back and comes charging in and goes for the splash!! ...But ...OOOOOOHHHHHH....Belton moves out of the way and Strait lands chestfirst onto the topturnbuckle!!! Strait staggers backwards a few steps and Belton passes him, jumps on the toprope, uses it as a springboard and does a missile dropkick and Strait goes down!!! What a move there. Coby for the cover, ....1.................................................2.................kickout!! Belton shakes his head, but then grabs a hold of Straits arm and hooks in an armlock.
ND: Belton holds on to the armlock for a couple of seconds, but then he lets go and he picks Strait up by the head. He hands out 3 chops to the chest and he whips him into the ropes. Strait comes off and Belton jumps up and wants to go for a huricanrana, but WOOOOOOWOOOOOOO STRAIT TURNS IT INTO A POWERBOMB!! Strait follows that up with grabbing Belton, slapping him in the face and he then grabs Belton by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside! Belton falls backfirst to the concrete and is layed out for a moment.
DT: Strait climbs to the apron and he picks Belton up and drags him over to the steel ringsteps. ...WHACKKKKK...He ramms Beltons face into the ringsteps!! ...WHACKKKK.....And he did it again!!!....Strait now drags Belton in our direction. What is he gonna do? He drags Belton over to our commentators position and he then bashes Beltons head into our table!!
ND: Haha, bring me a SODA, Belton!! Hahaha!
(Neil Down is taunting Belton, but it seems to help Belton to get back in the match again).
DT: Strait picks Belton up again, but Belton counters with an elbow that hits Strait! Belton with another elbow and he follows that up with a mulekick! Ooooohhh, Strait lets go and Belton runs to the apron, jumps on it, uses it as a springboard and does a crossbody and lands on Strait!! Belton gets to his feet and he walks over to Neil Down now and ....he.....he...grabs Down by the throat! He's dragging Down off his seat now. But then it's Strait who comes up from behind Belton and ....WHAMMMMMMM....He knocks Belton to the head with a steelchair!!
ND: *cough* *cough*
DT: Yeah Down, thats what you get when you make fun of Belton. You should know better than that.
ND: Hey, *cough* SODA BOY should focuss on his match and not on me!
DT: Calling him Soda Boy is not gonna help it you know.
ND: SODA BOY, SODA BOY, SODA BOY!!!
(Thornton shakes his head).
DT: Belton fell to the ground after that chairshot and Strait now picks him up and he rolls him back into the ring again. Hate gets in aswell and he picks Belton up and executes a T-bone suplex. Strait for the cover, ...1........................................2..............but Belton kicks out. Strait for another pin right after that, but again he only gets a two count. Strait to his feet and he lifts up Belton and throws a few punches. He then irish whips Belton and when he comes off he clotheslines him to the mat. Strait into the ropes and he comes off and he does a legdrop on his opponent!
ND: Strait gets up and he stomps Belton to the head 2 times. He then picks Belton up, but oooh Belton with a thumb to the eye. Belton grabs Strait and does a Russian Legsweep!! Belton moves over to the corner and he climbs the second rope and then leaps off for an elbow drop and he hits it!! Belton hooks the leg and goes for the cover, ....1.....................................2.............kickout. But he doesn't get it.
DT: Belton to his feet and he bounces into the ropes and comes off for a kneedrop, but Strait moves out of the way. The two get to their feet at the same time and they start to throw punches back and forth again. Belton then with a right one, but Strait blocks it and kicks him into the gut. He then irish whips Belton and he comes off and wowwwww spinning heelkick that takes Strait to the mat! Who saw that coming??? Belton picks Strait up and he grabs him by the arm.
ND: Belton then sends Strait into the ropes and when he comes off he waistlocks him. But oooooh Strait reverses the waistlock and ....DOWN!!!.......Full nelson into a running bulldog!! Belton is layed out and Strait lifts him up and ....HATEBOMB!!...Thats it, thats gonna be the end. Strait goes for the cover and. ....1.........................................2..............................................3.............And Strait Hate wins it!! He defeats "Soda Boy" Coby Belton. (Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials as Fire in the Head by The Tea Party hits the PA System as we see an irate Nick Dangerous make his way into the ring...Nick Dangerous has his belt strapped to his shoulder as he rolls inside the ring and is handed a mic, he paces around the ring being swarmed by a shower of boo's...Nick leans on the ropes and puts the mic to his mouth).
Nick: Look into my face and tell me if I give a rats ass about what you think about me!
(The crowd just boo's louder).
Nick: Now, I have been in this fed long eno-SHUT UP!
(The crowd quiets down a little as Nick begins to pace around the ring again).
Nick: Now, I have been in this fed long enough to know when I am respected and when I am not, lately, I have not been getting the respect I deserve. For the whole day, I have been getting assaulted from behind from such cowards as Blade.
(The crowd cheers the mention of Blade).
Nick: Shut up!, you freakin' idiots.
(The crowd softly boo's Dangerous as he continues).
Nick: I have been jumped from behind by Blade, Strait Hate, and Drake Laps all in one night, and quite frankly, I am getting quite sick of it.
Nick: Now sure, I am feeling pretty out of it now, a little bruised, a little tired, but hell, none of that takes away from the fact of how damn Dangerous I can be.
Nick: So tonight, knowing I will be going into tonights match a little bruised already, might as well get a little training in before then, so why I am here right now is because I am pissed, so pissed to the point that I am either kicking someones ass now, or I am ready to leave this arena tonight until I get some credibility around here for being the god damn EWCL Champion.
Nick: So I am giving an open challenge for this EWCL Belt to whoever wants it, I don't care who it is, I don't care who, Drake Laps, Blade, Hell, this could even go out to Jay friggin' Masters, we all know he is fast to challenges like this...
(Nick walks to the turnbuckle and sits on the top rope).
(The lights dim out and Country Grammar by Nelly blares onto the PA system. With every "BOOM" in the begining of the song pyro shoots off from the entrance. The lights dim back on and the music keeps playing. The announcers are dumb founded as Jerry Campbell makes his way out).
ND: What the hell?
DT: I can't answer your question...What is Jerry Campbell doing in an EWCL arena? He isn't supposed to be here?
(The music tunes out and Jerry takes a mic. out of the back pocket of his jeans).
Jerry: Nick my man. I am disapointed in all of these people! You are a champion! Give him respect damn it! I know you know me from back in EHW and I always had respect for you Nicky. So that's why I'm out here. I even made up a cool song for you! Would you like to here it my champion?
(Nick stands up on the mat, and closes in on the ropes facing Jerry).
Nick: Know you from EHW? No, I don't remember you from EHW, as far as I'm concerned, I'd like to forget what EHW even was, but whoever you are, go ahead and sing, I need something to listen to while I wait for a REAL challenge to come out.
Jerry: Ok, let me get my vocals going. LA LA LA LA LA LA! NA NA NA NA NA NA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(The crowd laughs at Jerry).
Jerry: SHUT UP! Respect me too! Ok here I go Nick...Now I really want this to be special...because I respect you...
(The fans boo a little).
Jerry: Ok all you Jerry Campbell fans out there can sing along with me. I'm sure you'll know it. Ok Nick it goes a little something like this:
LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER!
(The fans begin to laugh at the irate Nick Dangerous in the middle of the ring and take it away chanting Loser. Jerry stops chanting and lets the fans have their fun. He just laughs at Nick who is kicking the bottom rope and yelling at the fans).
(Nick closes his eyes and looks down as he slowly brings the mic to his face, he brings his face up with a smile).
Nick: Thank you, Jerry? is it?
Jerry: You don't know my name? I can see you don't keep in contact with your mommy.
(The fans laugh a little and keep chanting).
Nick: Yeah, you're a funny one Jerry, and again, I thank you, I thank you so much, it's the childish insults and sad attempts to trash me that give me all the more reason to beat your little ass in, now are you here for a title match or do you want to keep making dumbass mom insults for the rest of the night!?
(Nick drops the mic and belt to the mat, looking ready for a fight).
Jerry: Nick, Nick, Nick! Buddy, it was just a little joke. No reason to get upset and drop the mic. as if you want a fight. Those aren't gloves, we aren't playing hockey, and we are DAMN sure not in Canada. So pick up the mic. and lets chat before I come down there and make you look even worse. This time physically, not verbally.
(Nick slowly walks back to the mic. But instead of picking it up, he kicks it out of the ring).
(Jerry chuckles a little and scratches his chin).
Jerry: Why did you just do that? Why do people do it to theirselves? Is this whole damn world on a death wish?!
(Jerry then drops the mic and takes his blue shirt off which had a japanese word over his chest and throws it into the crowd as he runs down the ramp. He slides into the ring where he is met with the boot of Nick Dangerous).
DT: It looks like we have a match!
ND: Go Dangerous!
DT: Jerry Campbell is delivering punch after punch to Nick Dangerous.
DT: Jerry Campbell body slams Dangerous to the floor and delivers a quick leg drop...He gets in a mount position and is starting to deliver punches to Dangerous, Dangerous is really taking it tonight! Campbell releases Nick and picks him up, he sets Dangerous up into a ddt, but Nick reverses it into a Danger Driver! Nick holds up Campbell and taunts the crowd, which looks like a bad idea now!, Campbell releases his feet out of Nicks arms and stands behind Dangerous, sets him up! DEVASTATING REVERSE DDT! Nick looks out of it, Campbell goes for a pin! the people are counting, Campbell is counting, but there is no ref around to make it official!
ND: HA!
DT: Campell gets off Dangerous and looks at the stage entrance, while Nick Dangerous is rolling out of the ring, what is he doing! Damnit! he is getting a steel chair...Nick rolls back in the ring and waits for Campbell, he stomps the chair on the ground, grabbing Campbells attention, Campbell turns around! BAMMM! A chairshot square in the head! Damnit.
ND: YES! YES! YES!
(Dangerous picks up the mic he left of the floor, and picks up his EWCL Title and shows it off to the crowd).
Nick: This isn't going anywhere for a loooong time, and there isn't a god damn thing you can do about it, and Drake Laps, you better be ready, because this will be really soon...
(Fire in the Head once again plays on the PA system while Nick gives a sinister grin as he throws the mic onto a downed Jerry Campbell and makes his exit to the backstage area).
ND: Man, that Nick Dangerous is Dangerous. Good God, he's good.
DT: Down! Please....Time for our next match.
ND: Yeah, but..
DT: No, it's time for our next match. Aaron "24 Carat" Gold is gonna defend his Extreme Title against Johnathan Cable. Cable one half of the tagteamchampions The New Evolution. (Welcome Burden by Disturbed starts to play and Johnathan Cable appears from behind the curtains. He got a weelbarrow full of stuff with him that he takes to the ring. We see a steel chair, painted black with the New Evolution logo on the seat. We see Barbed wire wrapped axe handle lead pipe with the handle taped with black cloth tape. A Street sign saying "Children at Play", a 5 foot bull chain, a wooden mop. He takes all of that to the ring. He reaches ringside and he rolls into the ring).
(My way by Limp Bizkit starts to play and "24 Carat" Aaron Gold and Silva come out. They ride out on Gold's Harley Davidson. He rides to the ring and circles the ring one time and he then stops and he and Silva climb off the bike. Aaron Gold takes his Extreme Titlebelt off and hands it over to Silva. He then slides into the ring).
Ding ding ding.
ND: The match has started and the two go at it right from the start. Gold pushes Cable into the corner and he punds him with some stiff kicks followed by four hard chops that make the crowd go "oooooh" and "aaaah". Gold whips Cable into the opposite corner and he charges in right after. But Cable puts his foot up and Gold flies in face-first. Cable, while Gold is stunned, mounts the second rope and flies out witha clothesline that nearly decapitates Gold. Cable then picks Gold up and executes a shoulderbreaker. Cable drags Gold and places him under the bottom rope. He then puts his boot on the rope and he chokes the life out of Gold like that.
DT: Gold is struggling and trying to get out of the chokehold. Cable breaks the chokehold after about 10 seconds. He then lifts Gold up and he sends him into the ropes. After Gold comes off Cable comes in with a driving knee lift!! Cable hooks the leg for the cover, but Gold kicks out after the first count. While Gold is trying to get back up, we see that Cable rolls to the outside. He goes over to his weelbarrow and he grabs the Street Sign. Cable gets back in the ring and he goes over to Gold. Cable swings the Street Sign, but Gold blocks it!! He kicks Cable into the midsection and snatches the Street Sign out of his hands.
ND: Gold grabs the Steet Sign and swings it himself and ...BAMMMMMM....ramms it into Cable's head!! Cable staggers backwards and Gold drops the Street sign and charges in on Cable and ...GOLD RING......Gold then picks Cable up from the mat and he sends him into the ropes. Cable comes off and oooooh Gold backdrops him and Cable lands backfirst onto the street sign!! Gold for another cover attempt, ...1..................................................2....................but a kickout by Cable. The Extreme Champion now lifts Cable up and he wants to set him up for the Careerd Ending GoldDigger already!!!
DT: He lifts Cable up....but.....Cable blocks it and counters with backdropping Gold to the mat!! Cable takes his time and he then goes over to Gold and he kicks him into the head. Cable then climbs to the topturnbuckle and he waits till Gold gets back up again. Gold is on his feet and Cable dives off for a double axe handle smash which takes the Extreme Champion to the mat!! Cable rolls to the outside and he passes Silva and walks over to his weelbarrow. He overturns it and he then lifts the empty weelbarrow into the ring. The tagchampion climbs back in the ring too and he sets the weelbarrow up in the middle of the ring.
ND: Cable picks Gold up now and he irish whips him into the ropes. Gold comes off and ....DROP TOE HOLD AND GOLD LANDS FACE FIRST ONTO THE WEELBARROW!!!!......HOLY COW!!!...And I think Gold is busted open from that move! God, his head collided straight into that weelbarrow!! Cable now drags Gold out of the weelbarrow and goes for the cover, ....1.......................................................2...................but somehow Gold kicks out of it. Cable waits a few seconds and he then picks Gold up and he lifts him into a bodyslam positation and he wants to drop him on top off the weelbarrow.
DT: But Gold manages to get out of the bodyslam and he turns it into a snappmare. Gold then grabs Cable and he throws him into the ropes. Cable comes off and Gold flapjacks him and this time Cable lands face first onto the weelbarrow!! Man, I didn't know you could use a weelbarrow for that, oh man.... And I think that Cable is also busted open right now. Gold is not giving him time to recover. He picks Cable up and he throws him into the ropes again. But Cable holds on to the ropes. Gold sees it and he comes charging in, but ooooooooohhhhh Cable counters and he backdrops Gold over the toprope to the outside!!! What a fall!!
ND: Cable rolls himself to the outside aswell and he picks Gold up and throws some punches at him. He then whips Gold into the steel ringpost and the 24 Carat man goes in backfirst. Cable slowly walks over to him and delivers a headbut. Wow........Cable with another shot to the head and he then lifts Gold up and he scoop slams him to the concrete floor. Cable picks Gold up again and he lays him on top of the Spanish Announcetable. Cable gets on aswell and he grabs Gold and he goes for his Deadly by Design. He did this to Drake Laps last week and now he wants to put Gold through the table!!
DT: He goes for it, but ....NOOOOOOO.....Gold blocks it, kicks Cable into the gut and ......FLYING BULLDOG OFF THE TABLE TO THE CONCRETE!!!!......Goddamm what a move!! And both men are out from that dangerous move.....Gold now crawls over to the apron and he uses it to get back up again. He then grabs Cable by the head and rolls him back into the ring again. Gold rolls back in too and he goes for the cover on Cable, ...1...........................2.........but Cable kicks out of it.
ND: Gold pulls Cable to his feet and he irish whips him, but Cable reverses the irish whip and Gold goes into the ropes himself. Gold comes off and Cable does a powerslam. Cable then goes over to the corner and he climbs the topturnbuckle. He's on top and .....HOLLLLYY SHITTTT......HE DIVES OFF FOR A FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH AND HE HITS IT!!!.....What a dive there!!!.....But that also took alot out of Cable. He's also in pain from hitting that frogsplash. Damn, what a dive. .....Now after about 10 seconds Cable is getting back to his feet and he picks Gold up and.....HE SETS HIM UP FOR THE DEADLY BY DESIGN!!!.....
DT: But wait a second. Whats he doing here? What's Chris Outcast doing at ringside? Chris Outcast comes down to the ring and he is carrying a mirror. He climbs onto the apron with that mirror and Outcast swings the mirror at Cable, but oooooooh Cable moves out of the way and ...OUTCAST NAILS GOLD WITH THE MIRROR.....Good Goddd!!!! The mirror is shattered and Gold is even more busted open then before!! Outcast is still standing there with that shattered mirror and Cable comes in and ...HE DROPKICKS THE SHATTERED MIRROR INTO OUTCAST HIS FACE!!! And Outcast falls out of the ring!!
ND: Cable turns around and he picks up Gold and ....DEADLY BY DESIGN!!!.....He goes for the cover and. ....1............................................2.........................................3.....He wins it!! Johnathan Cable is the new Extreme Champion. We have a new Extreme Champion here, way to go for Cable.
(Johnathan Cable is celebrating his victory in the ring and so he doesn't notice that Chris Outcast comes back into the ring again. Outcast is holding the wooden mop and he comes up behind Cable and he hits him to the back of the head with it. And Cable falls down to the mat. Chris Outcast drops the mop and asks for a microphone).
Chris Outcast: Now, first things are first..Chris Outcast is f*cking back!!! That's right. I've been absent for the past couple of weeks, and I am back. And as far as the EWCL goes, you better watch out. I'm sick and tired of all of you in the EWCL with respect. None of you respect me. I've just got to earn it now a days. That's why I've had to start here, and I'm going to work my way up. Aaron Gold, I'm sorry you had to be in the wrath of that shot that I hit you with the mirror. You were just in the way, so I had to hit you. Now as for you Johnathan Cable, you're mine. We've had a little fued going for a while now, and I want you in the ring next week at Insurgence. Hell, Aaron Gold can come play too.... I want it to be a Triple Threat Hell in a Cell Match...For your Extreme Title! You better enjoy this one week before you lose that title Cable....Be ready...
(Outcast lays the title across Cable, and walks out of the ring).
DT: Chris Outcast is definately back!!
ND: Where did he go?
(Commercials).
DT: Welcome back people as it is now time for our next match. Nick Dangerous going up against Drake Laps. Let us remind you that this is not a title match so Nick Dangerous cannot lose his EWCL title tonight.
ND: There is no way he is ever gonna lose his title to The Highflying Squirrel Drake Laps.
DT: Don't be too sure about that, Down.
(At that moment Fire in the head by The Tea Party starts to blare over the PA system and "The" Nick Dangerous comes walking out. The crowd starts to boo as the EWCL champion is making his way down the aisle to ringside. He sneers at a person in the crowd who is holding a "Canada Sucks" sign. Dangerous continues his walk to the ring and he slides in and waits in the corner).
(The lights go out in the arena as "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine hits the jampacked place...A sudden spotlight comes out of nowhere as Drake Laps is standing in the entrance way with Kelly Laps standing proud next to him...Laps raises his arms as fireworks shoot out of the metal stage...Shades of red and white go out of the ground as Drake Laps and Kelly Laps walk forward towards the ring...Laps jumps to the ropes as he holds the ropes for Kelly...Drake Laps jumps over the rope entering the ring...He turns to the camera and poses as Kelly is in front of him crouching...The crowd goes crazy as Drake Laps sits on the top rope, escorting Kelly outside of the ring).
Ding ding ding.
DT: The bell has rung and Dangerous and Laps stare eachother down for about 15 seconds. The referee talks to both of them, but the two wrestlers seem to be in their own little world and only have eye for eachother. Dangerous and Laps finally snap out of their staring contest and start to circle eachother. They tie up and it is Laps who waistlocks Dangerous, but Dangerous reverses the waistlock. But Laps counters with an elbow and Dangerous lets go. The two lock up for a second time and this time Laps gets in a side headlock. They go into the ropes and when they come off the ropes Laps shoves Dangerous into the opposite ropes.
ND: Dangerous comes off them and Laps takes Dangerous to the mat with an armdrag takedown. The Highflying Miracle goes into the ropes and he comes off and does a summersault and lands on Nick. Laps picks Dangerous up, grabs him by the tights and ...snap suplex...Laps does not let go and he grabs Dangerous and puts him into a headlock suplex takeover. Laps then quickly mounts to the toprope for a moonsault. He leaps off, but ooooooooohhh Dangerous moves out of the way!!! Dangerous to his feet and he goes over to Laps and comes in with kicks and punches on him. He then takes Laps down with a firemans carry.
DT: Dangerous then works on the arm with knees and kicks. Dangerous then hooks in an armhold on Laps his left arm, but Laps gets to his feet and rams Dangerous with is shoulder into a corner!! Laps follows that up with some right hands to the face of Dangerous. He whips Dangerous into the ropes and sets up for a backdrop, but Dangerous nails Laps with a knee to the face!! Dangerous then lifts up Laps and ...SPINNING SAMOAN DROP!!!....Laps gets up to his feet rather quickly, but Dangerous lifts him up again and ..HE DOES ANOTHER SPINNING SAMOAN DROP!!
ND: This time Laps stays on the mat and Dangerous hooks the leg and goes for the cover, ...1................................................2.......................but a kickout by Laps. Dangerous waits till Laps is back on his feet again and he then nails him with a hard chop that knocks Laps down again. Dangerous follows that up with lifting Laps up and executing a Northern Lights Suplex!!!...Dangerous picks Laps up and he delivers a headbutt to Laps his head. Laps staggers backwards into the ropes, but he comes back with a quick kick to Dangerous his gut.
DT: Laps quickly grabs Dangerous by the back of the tights and rams his head and chest first into a corner. As Dangerous staggers backwards, Laps comes at him with a clothesline to the back of the head that almost takes his head off!! Laps begins to kick and stomp the back of Dangerous his head!! Laps then pulls Dangerous to his feet and he boots him to the ribs. Laps goes to the toprope and he drags Dangerous with him. Once there, he hooks Dangerous into a powerbomb and ......POWERBOMB FROM THE TOPROPE!!...
ND: Thats the first time I see Drake Laps do that move!!! I thought he only did highlflying!! Where does this come from? After that move Laps goes for the cover on Dangerous, ....1................................................................2..................................but Dangerous kicks out of it. ....Laps now picks up Dangerous and delivers a Brainbuster suplex. Laps goes for another cover, but again he only gets a two count. Laps grabs Dangerous once again, but the head, but ooooooohh Dangerous with a lowblow!!! Nick is back!! Dangerous gets up and he waistlocks Laps and executes a german suplex!!
DT: Dangerous holds on to the hold and he delivers another german suplex!! Dangerous picks Laps up from the canvas and hands out several shots to the head. He then kicks Laps into the midsection and lifts him on top off the topturnbuckle. Dangerous climbs on top aswell and he grabs Laps and ...SUPERPLEX!!!.......Laps lands hard on his back and Dangerous goes for the cover, ....1...........................................................2...............................but Laps kicks out. Dangerous shakes his head and screams at Laps. He then goes over to him and starts to stomp at him in total rage. Good God!!
ND: Now thats aggression. Dangerous turns Laps around and he hooks in a sharpshooter!! Laps is in pain and he cries it out from the pain. Dangerous is looking strong and uses all his power that he has. Laps is not giving up and we can hear Kelly Laps cheering her man on. She yells at him not to give up and to hang in there and reach for the ropes!! Laps balls his fist and he ramms it into the mat. He then tries to reach for the ropes!! Laps is crawling over to the ropes!! Ooh man, how does he do that?!? He gets closer and closer.....And he got the ropes..And the referee makes Dangerous break the submission move.
DT: Dangerous lets go and he smirks and then he kicks Laps into the back. He picks the Highflying Miracle up by the head and he drags him over to the corner. He hands out about 5 punches to the face and he then irish whips him into the ropes. Laps comes off and he leapforgs over Nick Dangerous. Dangerous turns around but before he can do anything, Laps has already dropkicked him to the mat!!! Laps to the second rope and he does a legdrop and hits it!!! Laps for the cover, ..1.......................................................2...........................but Dangerous kicks out of it.
ND: Laps drags Dangerous to his feet and he whips him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Laps with a ...HURICANRANA....Trademark move of the former Extreme Champion. Dangerous is down and Laps is going to the toprope. He climbs all the way to the topturnbuckle. He stands on top and he signals for his finisher, the Lapidator......HE LEAPS OFF AND ......LAPIDATOR....AND HE HITS IT ON DANGEROUS!!!........This is it, this has go to to be the end of this match here!!!......Laps is going for the cover right now. But what do we see? It is The Messiah Chris Christ who comes running down to ringside!!!
DT: The ref is starting the count now, ....1.............................................................2......................but behind the referee his back Chris Christ puts Dangerous his foot on the ropes. The referee then notices that Dangerous his foot is on the bottom rope and he breaks the count. Laps gets to his feet and he can't believe it!! He thought he already won this match, but now he hasn't!! Laps saw what Christ did and he's discussing with the referee right now!! Laps points at Christ who just stands on the outside with a grin on his face. Christ makes a "just come and get me" signal and Laps is furious and he bends over the ropes and wants to grab Christ.
ND: But just at that moment it is Nick Dangerous who got back to his feet again. He turns Laps around, kicks him in the gut and .....DANGER DRIVER!!!!.......He hit him with his finisher!!!......Dangerous for the cover and. .....1......................................................................2................................................................3........HE WINS IT!!!...Nick Dangerous has won this match!!! He won it fair and square!!
DT: Fair and square?
ND: Yes, fair and square.
DT: That definately wasn't fair and square. If Christ wouldn't have put Dangerous his foot on the ropes, then this match would have been over already and Laps would have won it.
ND: Agh, details Thornton, details.
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we go to our commentators).
DT: So whats up next Down?
ND: I think its almo...
(At that moment "Damned if I do" by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. The crowd starts to boo him and he marches down the aisle to ringside. He uses the ringsteps to enter the ring and takes a microphone).
Prez Cazzo: Shut up and eat your Kellogs Cornflakes.
(Crowd boos even more).
Prez Cazzo: I don't even exactly know why I am out here right now. It could just be to say hello to all of you, but then again I doubt that. To be honoust I don't even care if you have a good evening or not. All that matters is that you paid for that ticket and you buy the merchandise, thats what matters.
(Boooooo).
Prez Cazzo: As far as The Executive. Well The Executive still stands strong. The motives don't care, wether it is revenge or money, it doesn't matter to me as long as you back me up. The Executive lives and The Executive will live on and on.
Prez Cazzo: But now I would want to know why I am out here? All I know is that I got a phone call to come out. But whats this all about?
(At that moment the arena turns black as the lights blank out. Black smoke starts billowing up from the floor and down from the ceiling. The lights star plinking in intervals so the appear as lightening. Between the flashes of light and load cracks of thunder shakes fans from their seats. Cazzo dances around the ring in search for the source of the disturbance. All attention is suddenly focused on the screen as whirling black lines appear. A menacing voice begins to speak over the thunder cracks. Sounding like a biblical prophet the voice exclaims:)
Things fall apart; The centre cannot hold; Mere ANARCHY is loosed upon the EWCL, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, While the worst are full of passionate intensity.
(The voice pauses to allow his words to sink in causing fear and terror within all listeners. A shiver cause by the extreme fear felt by everyone in the arena and at home. After a moment the voice begins again with more force a threat.)
The villainous treachery committed by EWCL's President has sentenced the federation to the darkness. This federation is rapidly descending into the darkest depth of hell where no man can escape. The destructor is coming and he calls himself "Der Fuhrer of Anarchy"!
(The camera focusses on Prez Cazzo who got a confused look on his face).
Prez Cazzo: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!?!?!?!?!?!
(Cazzo drops the mic and he climbs out of the ring and walks out of ringside).
(Commercials).
ND: It's time!! It's The Messiah Time. The Universal Champion is in the house and he's gonna be here at ringside in only a few moments away.
DT: We already seen him at ringside, ruining Drake Laps his match.
ND: He was only supporting Nick Dangerous. Thats all he was doing. Is that wrong? I ask you if its wrong to support a fellow teammate?
DT: That was not supporting!!
ND: Yes it was!!
DT: Ok, I don't want to get into this kind of discussion again. Let us just focus on the upcoming match. We have Christ Christ, Blade, Sean Corvik and MacBeth in this one. Christ and Blade already battled it out last week. During that match it was Blade who got the victory. It is without a doub that Christ will be concentrating on Blade. But on the other hand Blade will be thorn between Christ and MacBeth. His motives for Christ are obvious, but after last week the reason to go after MacBeth are also very clear. Last week MacBeth rammed a sledgehammer into Exile's head several times. Blade's brother Exile is still in the hospital and it's not looking good for him.
ND: MacBeth is after Sean Corvik and he does everything to ruin and wreck Corviks life. MacBeth keeps on blaming Corvik for Glory's suicide. Next to that Corvik is all on his own right now. Not only did Joe Johnson leave the EWCL to join the IWF. Exile is now in the hospital. MacBeth got Corvik where he wants him, ....all alone!!!...
(The lights in the arena go out as the faint opening strands of the Danny Lohner remix of a perfect circle's "Judith" begin to play. The Cazzotron comes alive as words begin to flash across the screen.
"When the smoke clears and Sean Corvik is finally defeated,"
"you'll be shocked to see who's standing there."
"Past, present and future shall come together."
"There is a new saviour..."
"Welcome to my world."
Blue and white strobes and fog fill the entrance way as the CazzoTron flashes...
"ENTER MACBETH"
MacBeth emerges from the smoke and strikes the pose of the crucifix. Jezebelle is right next to him and she carries THE sledgehammer. The camera zooms in on the sledgehammer and it shows that there is still blood on it. The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos. His black, sleaveless, leather trenchcoat billows behind him as he makes his way to the ring... never once acknowleging the crowd, instead focusing his eyes on the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and kneels in the middle of the ring. He makes the sign of the crucifix once more).
DT: Thats disgusting!! Just disgusting!!! Exile's blood is still on that sledgehammer. That guy really is a beast!!! Thats sick, just real sick!!
ND: Agh, it's only a little blood.
DT: ONLY A LITTLE BLOOD?!?.....IF IT WAS CHRIST HIS BLOOD THEN YOU WOULD TALK DIFFERENT DOWN!!!
ND: Christ will make sure that his blood won't get on that sledgehammer.
DT: ....
(Died by Alice in Chains starts to play and SEI Champion and former Universal Champion Sean Corvik comes walking out. The crowd gives him a good cheer as he stands on top of the ramp. Corvik stares at MacBeth who's already in the ring. Corvik then starts running down the aisle to ringside).
DT: MacBeth also rolls out of the ring already and he runs in on Corvik and the two meet halfway down the aisle and start to go at it. Fists are thrown back and forth. There's no stopping to it now. Right and left hands are thrown!!! None of the two are getting the advantage here at this moment. The fans are going wild looking at all this!!!
(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat. He takes off his trench coat on his way down the aisle).
ND: Blade reaches Corvik and MacBeth and he mixes himself into the brawl and he goes straight for MacBeth. Blade starts to throw fists and elbows at MacBeth. Corvik and Blade then look at eachother for a moment, but they then start to hammer down on MacBeth together!! MacBeth goes down to the ground and Blade and Corvik continue to hammer and kick him down!!!
(At that moment "Ballbreaker" by AC/DC starts to play and "The Messiah" Chris Christ and Michelle Heart appear from behind the curtains. They come out and the people start to boo them right away. Christ makes a handsignal to the boos and then even shows the crowd the finger. This only leads to more boos from the crowd. Christ smirks and points to his Universal Title and the two continue their way to the ring. Christ reaches the part where Corvik, Blade and MacBeth are already getting it on. Christ just chuckles and he stands there for a moment and looks at it all).
DT: Christ then takes off his Universal Titlebelt and ....HE NAILS BLADE IN THE HEAD WITH THE TITLEBELT!!!.....And again.....and again......and again........Somebody make this guy stop!!! Christ smirks some more and he hands the title over to Michelle. The Champion then picks Blade up from the concrete floor and he drags him over to the ring and rolls Blade in there. Corvik doesn't even care about Christ and he just continues to work on MacBeth. He picks MacBeth up from the concrete and he throws a big right hand that sends MacBeth into the guardrail.
ND: Corvik comes charging in and ....HE CLOTHESLINES MACBETH OVER THE GUARDRAIL INTO THE CROWD!!......Corvik climbs over the guardrail into the crowd aswell and he picks up MacBeth and hands out another big right one. MacBeth staggers backwards and the two go further into the crowd. Corvik with some more shots and he then pushes a fan of his seat and grabs the chair. He folds the chair up and ....WHAMMMMMMMM....He bashes the chair into MacBeth's head!! Corvik hands the chair back over to the fan and he picks MacBeth up and drags him back towards ringside.
DT: They get close to the guardrail again and Corvik throws MacBeth backfirst into it. Corvik takes a few steps back and he comes charging in on MacBeth, but oooohhhh MacBeth sidesteps him and Corvik flies chestfirst into the guardrail!!! MacBeth then grabs Corvik and throws him over the guardrail to ringside. MacBeth climbs on the guardrail and he does an elbow drop and lands on Corvik!! MacBeth then follows that up with several shots and kicks to Corviks head and midsection!!
ND: Inside the ring we see that Christ has picked up Blade and he sends him into the ropes. Blade comes off and Christ power clotheslines him back to the mat again. He grabs Blade again and comes in with a chop to the chest. He sets him up for a DDT and executes it!!! Christ goes for the first cover of the match and the referee makes the count, ....1........................................................2...........................but Blade kicks out. Christ picks Blade up and he hands out a big right hand. Christ then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off, but OOOOOOOHHHH Blade counters and he lifts Christ up and ...SIDEWALK SLAM!!!
DT: Christ goes down and Blade pulls him up again and he drags him over to the corner and starts to ramm Christ his head into the topturnbuckle. ...1.....2.....3.....4......5.......6.......7......8........9.......10......Blade stops and Christ falls facefirst to the mat. Blade turns him around and he then places his boot to Christ his throat. Christ is struggling and he's trying to get out of the chokehold. Blade lets go and he drags Christ over to the middle of the ring and he lifts him up and chops him to the chest. He lifts Christ up and ...BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!.....Blade goes for the cover, .....1............................................................2........................but Christ kicks out of it.
ND: On the outside we now see that Corvik and MacBeth are right outside of the ring. MacBeth is still in control right now and he is handing out punches. He then throws Corvik into the direction of the steel ringpost and Corvik flies in backfirst. MacBeth then drags Corvik away from the ringpost again. We see that Blade just bodyslammed Christ to the mat and that he looks over to the outside. He sees MacBeth and Corvik and Blade takes a few steps back and ....OOOOH MMMMYYY GODDDD!!!....BLADE JUST DIVED OVER THE TOPROPE AND LANDED ON BOTH CORVIK AND MACBETH!!!!....
DT: DID I JUST SEE THAT RIGHT?!? DID BLADE JUST DO A SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE TOPROPE?!?! Thats insane!!! Thats unbelievable!!! But fact is that he took both Corvik and MacBeth out with that. Blade gets to his feet and he picks MacBeth up and he ramms his head into the apron. He then drags MacBeth over to the ringpost and ...WHAMMMMMM....bashes MacBeths head into it!!! Corvik got back up to his feet again, but just when he wants to get involved we see that Christ comes in and.....HE TAKES CORVIK TO THE GROUND WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!....
ND: Christ then rolls to the outside and he picks Corvik up and throws a few punches. He goes to irish whip Corvik, but Corvik reverses the whip and he sends Christ face first into a steel ringpost!! Christ goes in hard and he falls to the concrete floor. Corvik then goes over to him and he kicks him in the head three times. Corvik picks Christ up, but ooooooh lowblow by Christ!!! Oooooh yeah thats the moves we want to see!!!! Corvik to one knee and Christ with a sidekick to the head!!! On the other side we see that Blade is still working on MacBeth. Blade now even lifts MacBeth on top off the Spanish announcetable.
DT: Blade gets on aswell and he is setting MacBeth up for his BLADE RUNNER!!! Blade lifts him up, but MacBeth blocks it!!!......Blade tries again, but oooooooooooohhhh before he can do it, it is Chris Christ who comes in. Christ jumps on top off the spanish announcetable aswell and hits Blade to the back off the head with an axe handle. Blade turns around and he and Christ start to go at it on the spanish announcetable. MacBeth quickly tries to recover and he wants to lift Blade up now. But oooooooohhhh Godddd!!! It is Corvik!!!!
ND: Corvik circle the ring and he also got on the spanish announcetable. He stands behind MacBeth now and he turns him around and kicks him into the midsection. Corvik and MacBeth then start to brawl again. Oh man, have you ever seen something like this!! All four men are standing on the spanish announcetable and battling it out!!! Just look at the fear in Paco's eyes!!! Well he deserves it after selling me this shirt.........Blade and Christ and Corvik and MacBeth...who would have thought it would end like this!!!
DT: But wait something is happening!!! Blade kicks Christ in the gut and at the same time MacBeth does the same to Corvik. Blade grabs Christ and so does MacBeth to Corvik and.............THEY BOTH DDT THEIR OPPONENT AT THE SAME TIME!!!!....AND ALL FOUR WRESTLERS GO THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!....Holy SHIT!!!!! Blade just DDT'ed Christ and MacBeth just DDT'ed Corvik through the spanish announcetable!!! And Blade and MacBeth are the ones standing on their feet right now.
ND: And its MacBeth who doesn't hesitate and he does a flying forearm and he takes Blade to the concrete ground with that one!!! Ooooh man....MacBeth hasn't even been in the ring yet, but look at the anarchy he already created!!! MacBeth landed on Blade and he starts to ramm Blade's head into the ground!! That can really damage Blade now!!! MacBeth then gets to his feet and he climbs on the apron and he shouts out "ENTER MACBETH"....But the crowd only reacts with booossss.
DT: MacBeth climbs off the apron and he moves over to Corvik and he picks him up and drags him over to the guardrail. We also see that Blade is also getting back up again. Blade slowly moves over to Christ and picks him up. Blade hands out a right one, but Christ blocks it and he kicks Blade into the midsection and he then grabs Blade and ....HE SUPLEXES HIM TO THE CONCRETE!!!.....Blade lands backfirst onto the concrete!! Thats not good for his back at alll!!! Christ now grasps for air and he then pulls Blade to his feet and rolls him back into the ring again. And Christ follows in after.
ND: MacBeth slaps Corvik into the face right now and he's taunting the former Universal Champion. MacBeth then calls Jezebelle and she walks over to him with that sledgehammer. Jezebelle hands the sledgehammer over to MacBeth and he takes it and swings it at Corvik.....BUT OOOOOOOOOOHH MANNNNNNNNN!!!......Corvik manages to block the sledgehammer shot with one arm, and he counters with .....INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!!....What a superkick!!!!...And MacBeth falls down to the ground!!!
DT: Corvik now picks up the sledgehammer and he sees the blood still on it and he shakes his head. He then moves the sledgehammer above his head and he's about to swing it. But at that moment Jezebelle comes in from behind and she jumps on his shoulders and starts to choke him from behind!!! Corvik is struggling and he has to drop the sledgehammer to the ground. He then easily shakes Jezebelle off of him. He turns around and he grabs Jezebelle by the throat!! Oooooh mmyyy Godddd!!! He's gonna chokeslam her!!!! I can't believe he's gonna do that to a woman!!!
ND: But MacBeth gets up to his feet and he hits Corvik to the back off the head, turns him around and......HE LIFTS CORVIK UP AND..........DEICIDE........HE HIT CORVIK WITH DEICIDE!!!!!.......AND CORVIK WENT DOWN AND HE'S OUT!!!.....MacBeth then picks up the sledgehammer and he swings it and .....BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......He ramms it into Corviks head!! Corvik seems to be unconscious right now from that Deicide followed up by that sledgehammer shot. ...But MacBeth is not stopping, he swings again and ...BAMMMMMMMMMM....hits Corvik again with that sledgehammer!!
DT: He's repeating what he did last week to Exile!!! But he probly wants to hurt Corvik even more here!!!! He swings for a third time and ....BAMMMMMMMMM...hits it a third time....this is insane!!!!......
(At that moment other referees, security and the medical team comes running out. The referees and security are trying to get MacBeth off of Corvik and the medical team is checking on Sean Corvik. It takes 3 referees and 4 people of security to take MacBeth out of ringside. The medical team puts Corvik on a stretcher and they take him out of the arena).
ND: But the match isn't over yet!!!
DT: Like thats the only thing you can think of. Corvik maybe has been permanently injured and you only care about the match.
ND: Hey, The Messiah is still in there!!
DT: And thats the only thing that count, huh.
ND: Yup!! Christ is back in the ring and he picks up Blade and he sends him into the ropes. Blade comes off and Christ grabs him and delivers a swinging neckbreaker!! Christ goes for the cover, but Blade kicks out after two. Christ picks Blade up again and he irish whips him into the corner. Blade goes in backfirst, but he comes out of the corner and ....HE SPEARS CHRIST TO THE MAT!!!!...HOLY CRAP!!!......Blade shakes the pain off and he goes over to Christ and he picks him up and ....HE SIGNALS FOR THE BLADE RUNNER!!!
DT: But then Nick Dangerous comes running out from the back. Dangerous runs to the ring and he climbs on the apron. Blade lets go off Christ and he moves over to Dangerous. Dangerous starts to trash talk at Blade and Blade is out of his game right now and he wants to grab Dangerous. Oh man, they're doing the same thing that they did to Laps!! The same tactics here!! Oooh noooo!!! Just look at it!! Blade wants to grab Dangerous and we already see that Christ is getting back up again. He gets on his feet and he slowly sneaks up from behind Blade!!
ND: The referee is telling Nick Dangerous to get out of there, but it's not really working. Christ gets up behind Blade, but NOOOOOOOOO!!!!.....at that moment Drake Laps comes out from through the crowd!! He slides in the ring and he turns Christ around and ......THE LAST LAP!!!!........Laps then quickly rolls out of the ring again. Blade turns around and he sees Christ down and he goes for the cover and. ......1.................................................................2......................................................................3......NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
DT: YESSSSSS!!! Blade wins!!! Blade wins the match!!!
ND: Nick Dangerous was right!! Blade and Laps always cheat!! Cheat...cheat...cheat.....Thats the only thing they can do!!!
DT: Agh shut up Down!!!
(Christ rolled out of the ring and he collects his titlebelt and he and Nick Dangerous want to walk out of the arena. But then "Damned if I do" by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. He marches to the ring in his own typical way and he reaches the ring and uses the ringsteps to get in the ring. He takes a microphone and takes the word).
Prez Cazzo: I just want to congratualte someone here for an excellent performance!!!
DT: Is he gonna congratualate Blade?
Prez Cazzo: I just want to congratualate .....MACBETH....for his great performance of tonight!!!
(The crowd starts to boooo loudly).
Prez Cazzo: MacBeth succesfully took out Exile last week and this week he succesfully took out Sean Corvik. So he and I, MacBeth and Cazzo have eliminated THE ROYAL FAMILY FOR GOOD!!!
(More boos and an asshole chant starts).
Prez Cazzo: Now as a reward for MacBeth's great accomplishes I have something for him. What I have for him is a match next week!!! A match for the Universal Title against...THE MESSIAH CHRIS CHRIST!!!!
DT: HE CAN"T DO THAT!!
ND: NO, HE CAN'T DO THAT!!!
(Chris Christ looks up at Cazzo and we see the anger in Christ his eyes. The camera then also zooms in on Blade who looks a bit confused.).
Prez Cazzo: But ok, ok, ok, I know, I know, I know. Chris Christ is the Universal Champion and Blade managed to beat him last week and he managed to beat him this week. So it would be only fair if Blade is added to that match aswell!!! SO NEXT WEEK AT INSURGENCE WE HAVE A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE UNIVERSAL TITLE!!!..
DT: YESSS!!
ND: HE CAN"T DO THAT!!!
(And Chris Christ now really is mad and he wants to storm into the ring and do something to Cazzo. But Nick Dangerous holds him and convinces him not to enter the ring).
DT: But wow, what a way to end this evening.
ND: You can say that again. What a disappoinint ending.
DT: No, what a great ending and I can't wait for next week!!
ND: Uhuh.
DT: So now this was Insurgence...GOODBYE!!!
(End of show).