17/09/02

Hello there EWCL readers, you may know I�m a friend of Cerberus, the future of the fed hehe, well I gotta give him support aint i? Well, for a little while I�d like to write my column everyweek to give you my predictions for the upcoming card and look back at my favourite parts of the previous event. I�m doing this Job because I am a HUGE EWCL fan, but also I�m skint and I wanna buy my own stuff for once than Cerberus buying it for me. Anyways, let�s get cracking on with this little column of mine!

Best bit on Insurgence

The main event was personally my favourite, I really wanted aaron gold to win that match, it would�ve really surprised everyone but he would�ve defended with everything he had to keep that title. Also, it would�ve bought him a lot of fame and at least he�d be a universal champion which is something certain people can�t do. The best bit of that event was the end though, I wanted to see that awesome goldrush frogsplash so much that night, and when he lost I thought I would�nt get to see it, but he nailed nick with what he deserved! Good stuff there by Aaron and I think he�s good enough to challenge good old Ex-Terminator to get that extreme title back which used to be his. Aaron Gold has got one problem in that he�s dissing the icon of the EWCL, Neil Down, he�s not gay, he�s like me, if we se a beautiful woman, we just wanna do some stuff with her, nothing wrong with that! Keep rocking on Neil!

Wrestler of the week for me!

Coby Belton the soda boy, he came over the odds and actually beat RPG, who is one of EWCL�s best. And everyones just gotta love Coby�s soda. The one thing I was disappointed in was that hitting Nick Dangerous with that chair was supposed to help him, just ditch Nick! You and Nick are both good enough to have careers on your own, Nick will soon be our universal champion maybe and Coby could be a great primetime champion if he beats Jerry Campbell! I just hope Coby brings out chocolate muffin flavour soda in the future, now that would be something!

Move of the match!

It had to be my man. Cerberus, for reversing that toprope hurricanerana by Drake Laps into a horrendous powerbomb. Now that was amazing. Looks like Cerb seems to like using the powerbomb these days, he won the when worlds collide battle royal by doing a topturnbuckle powerbomb to matty midget! Although, coming close was that spinning legdrop through the announce table by Chris Christ, now he really is a messiah!

Prediction time!
Match 1:"Firestarter" Dez Burnett vs. "The True Sandman" Dreamweaver

I�ll go with dez burnett on this one since I know nothing about dreamweaver, plus dez won impressively in that dark match, so the experience in the EWCL will probably pay in this match

Match 2: RPG vs. Xavier Eleven vs. Chris Outcast

I think I�ll go with Eleven on this one to get a win, since Outcast has been quiet and I see good things happening for eleven to beat RPG. I can probably see a school boy win or bad refereeing in this match

Match 3: Match 3:
Jason Cadey vs. Stephen Jackson

Tough one this, they both have been relegated lower because of there loss, but I think I�ll go for Jason Hartnell to get his first proper win in the EWCL, and hopefully it can be the start of something big was this superstar! I think he�ll only just win it though, with maybe the TWF legend dominating most of the match.

Match 4:
Aaron Gold vs. DJ Cool

Although I think DJ is cool for getting a cool win against Cable, I think Aaron will bounce back from hi loss against Christ and win with the goldrush!

Match 5: - #1 Contender Prime Time Title
Belton vs. Jerry Campbell

Great win for belton in the week, but I think Jerry will win and go and beat thorn at havoc and be a prime time champ for a few months to come, plus I think thorn should go back to main event status, he rules! Jerry will win with the ficler .

Main Event:
Chris Christ/Drake Laps vs. Nick Dangerous/Cerberus

Well, my main man will be making hi first main event debut, and well deserved too! But I feel worried because his partner Nick has not been doing well lately, and with him being in the main event of Havoc, it could all go pear-shaped for him, so I think Drake and Christ will win this matchup, but hopefully this won�t be Cerb�s one and only main event!

Anyways, I�m off now, peace to you all and I hope Ray Ramone DOES come back, I�m saying that cause he looks like a hardnut and will probably kill me.