19/02/02

Welcome fans, once again to another episode of Late Breaks, hosted by the King of chain wrestling, David King. Tonight David shares his thoughts on the latest EWCL Venom and the superstars. Remember, the views and opinions expressed in this show are David Kings and David Kings alone, they do not represent those of the EWCL in any way.

(David King sits behind a news desk. In his hand is a cuban cigar and in front of him lay a stack of papers. David takes a deep puff from the cigar and begins).

David - Welcome fans once again to another edition of Late Breaks with David King. First off, I'd just like to send out condolances to the family and friends of former president Saphio. Right as the show was almost finished two weeks ago we found out the Saphio was in critical condition and look to be fading fast. In the hours after the show was finished we found out that the Punisher attempted to do everything possible to keep Saphio alive, however in the end it wasn't enough. The man driving the car that hit Saphio has still not been caught, so the F.B.I. has come in to investigate this situation. I hope they catch this sicko and soon. If not then there may be more innocent, well maybe not innocent, but more lives lost. Now onto a different note, onto the recap of this weeks Venom.

(King turns slightly as a monitor lowers itself from the ceiling. A three separate pictures of Drake Laps, Steel Brasco and James Maverick appears on the screen).

David - Well it would seem that the new blood in the EWCL has been heating it up as of late. These three guys worked an incredible match. Though it didn't end any fueds and we don't know if it has started any, this match was a great way to open up Venom. The match itself ended after Maverick caught Brasco with the Extreme and then Laps caught Maverick with the Lapidator on the table. You've got give credit to these guys for a great match and once again, a great way to open into this weeks EWCL Venom.

(The picture on the monitor then becomes one of a General Electric refrigerator. The fridge begins to spin as David begins to laugh).

David - In what would be more light hearted news, it would seem that the man who signs the paychecks, President Cazzo, is looking for something to replace Pamela Charles, it would seem that someone introduced Cazzo to this, G.E. refrigerator. Reports say that Cazzo and the fridge hit it off and Cazzo then took the fridge home for some drinks. More on this, as it develops.

(David laughs to himself as the picture then changes to one of Danny Christ).

David - Also new on the news front is the fact that Danny Christ appears to be returning to the EWCL. Neil Down is extremely happy about this turn of events and has even been shinning up his Danny Christ rules medal just for Dannys return. When that will be? Well we don't know as of late, however we do know that he's returning due to the fact that at Venom, we watched as President Cazzo spoke with someone who he called Mr. Christ. Wow, wouldn't it be a swerve for it not to be Danny? We sit on the edge of our seats waiting to see what happens next.

(The screen then changes pictures. This time Mo'Bad and Mystic appear in seperate captions).

David - We also so what was supposed to be a singles match between Mo'Bad and Mystic turn ugly when Mo'Bad called out the new era to help him destroy Mystic. Mo'Bad lost the match on purpose just to inflict this damage on the Prime Time Champion. Mo'Bad managed to take Mystic to the ground, then called out the new era, who totally decimated the Prime Time champion. Mystic was saved by none other than James Maverick and Steel Brasco. It was ironic because Brasco and Maverick has just been defeated by Drake Laps, one of the new era members destroying Mystic. Could we see these teams come together to battle each other? Well only time will tell.

(The picture changes to F.B.I. agent Frank Styles and The Punisher).

David - It would seem that someone has put a hit on The Punisher. F.B.I. agent Frank Styles had to escort The Punisher away from the building. It would seem there is evidence to believe that The Punishers life is in danger. Well now that the Punisher is taking an extended leave of absence, who is in charge of the Ministry? Daniel, the Holy Saint? Or Steel Braso? Well we don't know yet and no one is really pressing the question. That, it would seem, is my job.

(The camera switches to a picture of the Holy Saint Daniel and Nun Lydia).

David - Speaking of the Holy Roller, Daniel was able to overcome a tremendous onslaught by MacBeth and Jezebelle to enable himself and Lydia to get the win. However the really shocker of the night...

(David turns to look at the camera as a picture of Lydia lying on the mat half naked pops up on the monitor. David smirks as he turns back to the camera).

David -...was the final and perhaps far to long in the waiting release of Lydias puppies. Thanks to the heavey hand of God himself, or maybe the devil in Jezebelle, Lydia has shown herself to all the world. Though Daniel didn't the win nor did he protect Lydia from attack, Lydia proved to be the shinning star of the moment by both pinning Jezebelle and giving young, straight males everywhere new fantasy material.

(David smirks turning back to the monitor).

David - Well, Mo'Bad did an interview but...who cares.

(Arcane Syth appears on one side of the monitor while Iman Sain appears on the other).

David - Arcane Syth claimed another victim this week as Iman Sain falls before him. Iman fought a vailiant match, but Arcane seemed to be in an extremely bad mood. So bad, infact, that he began taking his anger out on Iman. Though Iman showed some offense, Arcane seemed not to respond. Even when the Holy Saint attempted to get a little revenge of his own, Arcane still managed to come back. The match ended with a vicious Deicide by Arcane to Iman, through a table.

(The picture changes to show Sean Corvik standing over a fallen Iman Sain while Arcane Syth stares at him).

David - Universal Champion Sean Corvik came out after the match and completely destroyed Iman Sain, delivering a vicious Mental Suicide from the top through a chair. Corvik as of late is nailing everyone with their own move. I don't know why but I know Corivk is trying to get something across. However this has been ending with a stare down between Arcane Syth and himself for two weeks. What is going on here? What is this relationship? Someone needs to find out.

(The picture changes again, this time to F.B.I. agent Frank Styles and Steel Brasco).

David - Well while Arcane Syth and Sean Corvik are hatching evil intent, Steel Brasco is so naive that he believes the F.B.I. has come in to get the Prime Time title back around his waiste. I guess Braso doesn't realize that Saphio is dead or that the F.B.I. is investigating it. To be that naive again, that would be nice, wouldn't it?

(The picture changes once more. Internet champion Joe Johnson stands on one side while Exile stands on the other).

David - Well Joe Johnson took on Exile this week. I was very surprised when Johnson didn't pick up the clean victory over the former Universal Champion. Exile managed to continue a battle against Joe Johnson alot longer than I thought Exile was capable of, though in the end it became something of a destroy Exile match. Joe Johnson was able to catch Exile in the Payback to Society after Exile had accidentally knocked the ref to the ground. Blade came down to ringside and all hell broke loose. Blade then brought a chair into the ring, however he couldn't bring himself to hit his brother with it, or so we would think. Though Joe pushed Exile into, Blade still held the chair, leaving Exile a mess in the ring. That would lead into what would prove to be a very interesting segment.

(The picture shows Exile and Blade backstage).

David - Exile and Blade had a heart to heart so to speak. Exile told Blade that he had to choose a side in this war. A war that was originally between Exile and Corvik now seems to involve Exiles brother Blade and Joe Johnson. This would be interesting leading into the main event of Venom.

(The picture on the screen changes to show Universal Champion Sean Corvik and Blade).

David - The main event for Venom. To say the least it was exciting, Corvik and Blade fought hard during this match and, much to my disbelief, Blade got the win after pinning Corvik. Though Exile indeed nailed Corvik with a sledge hammer, it was still a very big win for Blade. In the after math of the match...

(The camera changes to show Blade nailing Joe Johnson with a Blade Runner).

David - ...Blade showed where his head was by joining his brother. Giving Joe Johnson a vicious Blade Runner and embracing with Exile in the middle of the ring. For Corvik and Johnson, if those two want to hold onto those titles, they better get ready, cause it looks like the brother team of Exile and Blade is a dangerous one indeed.

(The screen flashes for a second. The feed from the Late breaks is interrupted by a black screen. In simple white letters, the word It's flashes one time. The screen then returns to normal as David King stares forward, bewildered).

David - ..What the hell was that? I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here while someone interrupts our feed. Fix that sh*t now April.

(King looks towards the camera, his face red and flushed with anger. After a moment, he begins to compose himself).

David - Well all in all, Venom was a terrific card with a surprise at the end. Questions still remain however. Who hit Saphio? Why did the New Era attack Mystic? Is The Punisher alright? What is going on between Arcane Syth and Daniel? More importantly, when will it end? Then again, what's going on with Arcane Syth and Universal Champion Sean Corvik? We also saw what happened with Exile and Joe Johnson, leading into a big battle between Blade and Sean Corvik. Ending with Exile and Blade joining together. Well let me start by saying, what the hell. There was more changes this week than a whore in Texas. However, we must now go onto rumors.

(David turns towards the monitor once again. This time a picture of Exile and Blade appears on the screen. The two were leaving the building after last nights Venom).

David - Exile and Blade, seen leaving the building last night, decided that since they were back together, they would simply ride together. Now it's all fine for people to ride together, but not when they end up hurting others.

(The picture shows a man sitting in his parked car, blocked in by another car).

David - Mr. Tim Johnson however was blocked in by Blades rented car, which he forgot to return, Mr. Johnson received compensation from the EWCL because of this. Poor, poor Mr. Johnson. Did Blade perhaps know the mans last name was Johnson and block him in on purpose? Hmm..

(The picture switches to Joe Johnson eating at McDonalds with a smile on his face).

David - Yes he is down in the dumps, but..did somebody say McDonalds?

(The picture changes to Cazzo holding a bottle of Jack Daniels).

David - Cazzo loves this company so much, he's willing to advertise even when he's off the clock. God Bless that Cazzo.

(The picture then changes to Captain America on one side and The Punisher on the other).

David - It would seem that the real people threating the life of The Punisher are none other than Marvel comics, who say that he is ripping off their character, Captain America. The company who is slowly going down hill, put the hit out hiring none other than it's own created character, DeadPool. Rumor has it that if DeadPool does come to life and honestly manages to make an attempt on The Punishers life that The Punisher will hire none other than this man.

(A picture of fiction novelest R.A. Salvatore appears on the screen).

David - R.A. Salvatore, best known for his work in the forgotten realms series, The Punisher will hire R.A. to bring his most feared assassin character, Artimes Entrerie to life to do battle with DeadPool.

(David smirks as the picture changes, once again it's a picture of Lydia lying on the mat half naked).

David - It seems that Playboy has contacted the EWCL in hopes of gaining the services of Lydia. However Lydia turned down the national publication in favor of AmishBoy.

(The screen flashes to show an Amish Woman showing her ankle and blushing).

David - It seems that Lydia said that only AmishBoy could portray her in the way that would be respectful to women and God.

(David turns to face the camera once again).

David - Alright everyone, this has been Late Breaks with David King. Until next week, this is the King of Chain wrestling, David King, signing off. Oh and remember, these opinions are mine, so you can't have them.

David King