04/02/02

Welcome one and all to the return of David Kings column here in the EWCL. First off I'd like to thank...nobobdy...cause I got this job by myself and no thanks to pull from either side in the Civil War that is sweeping the EWCL by storm. Alot of things have changed since I was here last, so let me start by saying, what the hell happened to this place. What was once a nice, neat orginazation has fallen into chaos and dismay.

My two cents.

Alright fans of David King, love him or hate him he's here today to give you, his two cents. Because thats all your worth.

First off, Saphio is destroying the EWCL yet winning the war against Cazzo. It would appear that Saphio has totally stopped Cazzo from any offense in this war, if it could be called that. Well Saphio, let me just say that with you as new president, things aren't quite the way they were, but everyone still loves you.

Cazzo as for you, well if you want the EWCL back you need to get your head back into the game. Exile hasn't joined you, he simply turned away from Saphio. You lost Corvik and Punisher in less than two weeks. That leaves the one and only Dan Prohibition on your side. Don't get me wrong, Dan could compete if he had back up, against the army stacked against him however, it doesn't look good for either of you.

By the way, speaking of Dan, what happened to Arcane Syth? Wasn't he a member of Cazzos forces at one time? It would seem that the former Alexander Glory has lost his mind. I would have to agree with both Neil Down and James Pilchard when they call this guy a pyscho. Now I've noticed that the EWCL lawyers are keeping the police from arresting this guy, even though they know right where he is. My suggestion to the EWCL, put this guy in a padded room. So what if he isn't killing the people in his promos, thats what the lawyers say, but sooner or later someone is going to find a reason to go into that guys house. Then what? It will be Ed Gein all over again, kinda making me think thats what he wants. If he wants to be arrested and locked in the funny farm, then do it and do it now. Before someone really gets hurt. I'm an avid christian and this guy is pushing some buttons. Hopefully Saphio will learn to control his maniac.

The scene turns as a woman quickly walks onto the stage. Handing King a set of notes, she points numerous times to something. King looks over at it and shakes his head.

Well fans, it appears that there may be a problem with my last statement. After the results of Venom came out just a few hours ago, it appears that President Saphio may, infact, be dead. There will be an update to this as soon as I know something. I will keep you posted.

In other EWCL news, let me ask you this question, is Steel Brasco dead? A superkick done to a mid air Steel Brasco drove him down to the canvas so that Mystic could get the win. Mystic became a two time prime time champion with his hard fought win over Brasco.

What must Exile be thinking after Arcane Syth attempted to burn Roadblock alive. I'm not very fond of a man who goes out there and tries to cook people alive. Much less attempts to kill them, as was the situation with his attack on Dan Prohibition. What is his situation with Sean Corvik? Someone control him.

We saw Cazzo go back to his drinking ways. After the Punisher turned his back on Cazzo for never getting anything and always giving, Cazzo went back to the bottle. In a strange scene, it appeared that the angel of Dan Prohibition was beheaded, obviously, as we've come to expect by now, by none other than Arcane Syth.

The Punisher was defeated earlier tonight in his tag match against Sean Corvik and Saphio. The strange thing was that he was defeated by his own manuever. Corvik used a Gavel on the Punisher to secure the win for his team. After that however, Saphio went after Punisher, and that is when all hell broke loose. For those of you who missed it, I suggest you get a copy of what happened on Venom and watch it. I think it's a little to horrible for words.

Joe Johnson stood out with his solid and easy victory over Damien Black. The painkiller, Johnsons elevated sharpshooter, forced Damien to submit and quite quickly I might add. You know I was high on Johnsons work before I left, and it seems that Johnson has done nothing but improve. Perhaps I should don the tights again and teach him a few more tricks to confuse and confound opponents with. Joe Johnson will be big here in the EWCL, I think he's like a hunter, being patient and waiting for his opening. EWCL needs to be afraid of Joe Johnson.

Blade defeated the formerly undefeated Iman Sain using an anklelock. Reports from behind the stage say that Iman is completly enraged that he was forced to submit. Iman was said to have been seen losing his composure and screaming. One report told me, and I quote, " He said that he was going to kill Blade the next time he gets his hands on him." Unquote. Well with Blade getting the upper hand, and Iman losing his winning streak and his chance to become Hardcore Champion, it seems that the end is far from near for these two.

It seems that Mo'Bad has joined the New Era, it seems that a new member, MacBeath, did the J.O.B. to Mo while Drake Laps looked on. After Mo's victory over MacBeath, the three celebrated in the ring. About what? Well people weren't so sure, however they were celebrating. More news on this as it comes in.

It's time for me to wrap it up. For the final goodnight of this show I'd just like to say, Cazzo sober up. Cause seeing Devil Arcane behead Angel Dan was just a freightening thing...

Good Night.

David King