24/12/01

The Roster Rundown

Hello people! Welcome to yet another edition of the Roster Rundown. But this week the same old tedious comments made by myself will be non existance. Instead it's time for you, yes YOU, to get your chance to say what you think. Like a mini Holy Shit Awards the Vincenzo awards will celebrate the best of the past few months in the EWCL. Will you be crowned best face? Or be sent into the murky depths of worst heel? Only your fellow EWCL companions will decide. So here are the categories for the awards and seen as I don't want any death threats from anyone I'm going to ask you to send your finished nominations to my good columist friend Louis Fearns! You all know his e-mail but just incase you don't here it is. [email protected].

In addition to your nominations you will also be asked to name second and third place also. I will give it one week before I announce the winners. The excitmenet is just unbearable!! If you don't vote then you will be named and shamed in next weeks column and all your fellow employees are granted to give you one wet willy each.

Ok folks, on with the voting.

Best Face
Best Heel
Worst Face
Worst Heel
Best Roleplayer
Worst Roleplayer
Best Match
Worst Match
Best Wrestler
Worst Wreslter
Best Acheiver in the past two months
Biggest under acheiver in the past two months
Best Newcomer
Next big thing
Next old thing that should really give it all in

Ok well there are the categories. If you would like to give reasons for your nominations then feel free. As usual this has been Vinny Vincenzo wasting your time. And in the words of my good friend Bruce Willis 'Zip A Dee Do Dah Mother fucker!' Wait! I mean ' Yipee Ki Yay Mother fucker!! Whoops!

Vinnie Vincenzo