12/11/01
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you the first ever Vinny Vincenzo Pay-per-view special. Well I don't realy know wether it is special or not, but hey you got bring in the ratings. It seems that Vinny promised a league for the best in Vincenzo land. Well Vinny Vincenzo cannot keep that promise. Probably because he is lazy. Also I have made a few adjustments to the awards. 'OOC Dick' has been scrapped because nobody has been a dick this week and it aint certain anyone is unless Dan Prohibition gets on it again. Also nobody seems to be bothered pickin out quotes so that has gone too. As always post your thoughts on the OOC board to show me if I'm doing any good. But hey, lets see what Vincenzo thought of the past week in the financially struggling EWCL.
Best Face: Eddie 'The Impact' Osbourne was easily the winner of this award this week. Great victory over Exile in the non-title and will get his chance at venom to gain the title. I can't wait for this encounter.
Best Heel: Cerebus. Easily outdid all the bad guys and showed why he is the new Prime Time title. He really should break off from the bad guys because he is just too good for them all.
Worst Face: Saphio. When he announced his won match for the hardcore title I thought 'GREAT!'. Big mistake. Big flop of a match. Although it did have a good turn by Steel Brasco. But poor work from the hardcore champ.
Worst Heel: I couldn't pick a winner this week. Too many excuses from most of the bad guys. Super Trouper had women troubles, Fazzer had work and I forget what Mauler had.Oh and how lucky was our universal champ that Cazzo didn't want the belt? Hopefully the old Exile will be back next week.I mean the new one, not the one that dont rp the other one the old...new.....you know what I mean. The winner, or should I say winners, are Fazzer and Super Trouper. I'm giving Mauler a week off because his OOC message gave me the impression he was going to cry. Sorry Mauler dude.
Rp of the week: Hhhhhmmmmm, this was a tricky one. I could not decide between ' No more playing around' by Eddie Osbourne and ' Religious misconceptions'.So a double award goes out tonight. Well in guys.
Worst Rp of the week: 'The end of time as we know it' was really hard to read and all muddled up. Plus the rest of the rps were good for such a rping famined week. Plus Punisher with special guests was AWFUL! I'm not even going to make words such as shit and poo feel bad by commenting on this match.
Best Match: Definetly the tag team title match. Great action and in ring show from these four talented guys. I just wish I didn't have to give Dan all those crappy awards last week. But I did and he deserved them. Write somethin about that Dan!!( I feel OOC Dick comin back!)
Worst Match: Saphio Vs Fazzer. What a load of crud! I love, and I mean LOVE, mardcore matches. This was about as hardcore as Brody James! BIG, BIG, BIG letdown. I normally like Saphio too. Good ending though, crap fight.
Wrestler of the week: 'The Armageddon' Cerebus easily takes this one. Single handedly defeated the good guys. Super stuff and I hope he has his sights on a belt of higher rank. Fingers crossed.
Worst wrestler of the week: I could give this award to about four people this week. So I will. Saphio was a big let down, Fazzer and Super Trouper for obvious reasons and the rest of the guys that were in the elimination match. Please lets not see any more of these for a while Cazzo.
Well thats it for this week. I know you normally get a more in-depth account of venoms but I don't like PPV's so next week it'll be better. Oh and if anyone fancies helping me out by dong a league then they can. Here is the point system.
10 points- Best Face, Heel, Match, Rp
-10 points- Worst Face, Heel, Match, Rp
-15 points- Worst wrestler of the week >
Vinnie Vincenzo