Ok here we go folks. Another cracking installment of the Vinny Vincenzo awards system.I have added a couple of more awards this week so lets all see who wins 'Quote of the week' and 'OOC Dick award'. Plus I see a league being constructed in the near future to see who is the best in Vincenzo land. I see we all tried our hardest to keep out of the Vincenzo bad books this week, but someones got to go in them. Check 'em out guys.
Best Face: Was not easy at all this week. I was torn between two of the old school guys in the fed. The Punisher and our prez Cazzo!! In the end I realised Punisher will get another chance at this title and so gave it to Cazzo. So obviously Punisher came second and I couldn't be arsed pickin a third. So nah!
Best Heel: Ok he couldn't quite manage it last week, but this week the fingers point in the correct direction. Exile picks up the crown this week. The Universal champion really did it all this week. Screwed Cazzo, beat the shite out of the good guys and out promo'd the world. Exile you could keep the throne for months and months. Keep it up its makin the fed all the better. Ex-t was second.
Worst Face: Steel Brasco was number one contender for this one. Promoing took a second placed seat for the young man with a bright future this week. I hope he doesnt stop. The winner of this weeks award will have to be Warlock. For a member of the strongest stable in the EWCL at the mo, he don't really do much promoing.
Worst Heel: This one was goin to Fazzer because of his super lack of promos this week. After a couple of weeks of abesency from the ring I waited in anticipation. A big let down. But because he didnt fight I'm givin this award to....erm...I don't know.....Mauler!!
RP of the week: If anyone actually knows who hasn't won this one then they need a good ass kicking. Exiles Cazzo wars obviously beat the living shit out of every other rp this week. I'm not even going to bother naming second and third because who gives a shit!?!
Worst RP of the week: Well he wins it again. I really am not getting very good impressions from Mauler at all. Come on Mauler. You are just steeling a gimmick. I'm sorry to say but you are POO!!
Best Match: Ex-Terminator Vs Eddie Osbourne easily wins this contest. Great match with great in-ring chemistry from these two. I hope these two continue this feud all the way to the top as soon as possible. Second was my favourite type of match. A Hardcore one. Early blood from Saphio made it all the better and Dan P's Stabbie and Stewart was a nice touch.If you wanna get in the best match category I suggest you make all your matches hardcore ones. They are the best!!!
Worst Match: Brody James Vs Super Trouper was easily the winner of this. It was so easy for Brody to hammer Super Trouper. And after all the talk from Trouper about being the first Grand Slammer. At this rate of severe laziness he aint gonna be slammin no-body anymore. Second was the mystery tag match. What promised to be the best match of the night turned out to be a flop. Why in the hell was Dan Prohibition the mystery partner. He was just in a brutal match minutes before and didnt look fatigued at all. Strange really.
Wrestler of the Week: Not sure who to give this one too. But I am goin go with Commisioner Saphio. Good promoing, excellent bump-taker and all round entertainer. I can see why the fans love him so damm much. Exile was obviously my other choice but like I said get yourself in hardcore matches and you'll go places in Vincenzo land.
Worst wrestler of the week: Easy peesy lemon squeezy. Dan Prohibition. Shouldn't have wrestled twice, especially after a hardcore match. But just looked out of shape and his promos were easily matched by Saphio and were better this week. Weak week from Dan P.
Quote of the week: Saphio leads the race with 'You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're pokin the fire' That cracked me up big time. I wanna see more quotes used and to make my job easier if you could tell me of any spotted ones on the ooc I would be grateful. And if you spot quote of the week you will gain 1 Vincenzo point.
OOC Dick: Once again Dan P gets another award. I totally agreed with EWCL fan this week. Let me quote(hey could have won quote of the week);
Dan, you ####ing moron. Grows some balls and shut the #### up.
I have now lost all respect for you.
Childish prick
Good summary of Dans week really.
Well thats it folks. Hope we had a good read and check back next week to see where you are in the Vincenzo league and please I wanna see what you think of my column so write on the OOC to let me know. Do it NOW!!!
Later Guys.