Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Vinny Vincenzo giving you his lowdown of the week so far in EWCL. No this is my first time as a columnist in such a high ranked federation. So if ya don't like what you are about to read then I strongly suggest that you close your eyes in the future. Have Fun.

Best Face: This week I'm goona have to hand it to Non-hardcore Brody James. The guy gives the fans what they want. Saphio and Dan Prohibition came a close second and third respectively.

Best Heel: All fingers point toward Exile in this category but my vote lies elsewhere. My vote goes to 'The Armegedon' Cerebus. His smart way of being cocky makes you want him to lose. His very 'Heel' way of beating Steel Brasco makes him top of this category tihs week. Exile and Super Trouper where next in line for this title.

Worst Face: This award is being given right to 7-11 Punk. This youngster certainly had us all convinced he was goin places after his first rp. We were all fooled. His lack promos and mic time didnt work well for the new man. Will he stick around? Only the punkenheimer knows the answer. I dont' want to but the second place goes to Punisher.

Worst Heel: This prized award is given to Mauler. I'm not really sure wether he knows where the boundary between being a heel and being 'a-person-who-would-get-sent-to-prison-for-shooting-someone-on-live-tv'. Mauler you are deserved of this award this week. Hopefully more of the old Mauler next week.

RP of the week: Who else could have won this award except for the Universal champion? Exiles promo entitled 'Gettin some grub' really won this award for him. Excellent stuff and you can see why he is the champion. Second was exile with 'On the road again' all three parts and third was Dan P 'lookin towards the hardcore gold' Yo!

Worst RP of the week: Oooo, a difficult one this week. Mauler just pipped it at the last second with his late 'Kidnapped:The Sequel'. He won because of the fact that he shot someone in the leg. Pretty damm stupid stuff really. Second was Eddie 'the impact' Osbournes venom #1. This gets second because it bored me to death.

Best match: I'm gonna have to give this award to the hardcore title match between Saphio and Super Trouper. These two have the rivalry and the ring presence that makes themwork well together. Very good stuff. Second was the Cerebus vs Steel match. Pure heel screw joball the way and made the 'bad guys' become even badder guys. Third would have to be the Internet title match between KK and Joe Johnson.

Worst match: Winner of this unfortunatly was the Eddie Osbourne vs 7-11 Punk. First ever hall-of-famer was let down by the newcomer. Hope to see Eddie further up the card next week. The second place goes to the main event surprisingly. This match was a huge let down at the end. Cazzo gets nailed why didnt Exile continue to nail him. Erm that sounds a little dirty don't it? Somany questions. Why didnt saphio do anything except shout? It just all ended to quickly for me.

Wrestler of the week: The award this week goes to Exile. Excellent promoing, excellent ring ability, excellent sidekick. It is gonna take a hell of a competitor to beat this guy.

Worst wrestler of the week: This one was easy. 7-11 Punk. Promising entrance into the EWCL followed by a venom he missed out on. Which ironically got the highest ratings ever. Then was involved in this weeks venom. Failed to make the slightest peep all week and then actually took on the great Eddie Osbourne. Sorry Punk I just expected more from you.

Well thats it folks. Thanks for reading and if you have any quarrels let me know by posting your death threats on the OOC board and i'll do my best to not reply to them. See ya guys and if you don't wanna end up on here get your fingers out your arses and do some serious work.