The Informer - IF YOU'VE GOT A HUNGER FOR ACTION, BRUTALITY AND ALL OUT ENTERTAINING IN-RING COMBAT! THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! Welcome fans to EWA Tuesday Night Heat! We've got an awesome line-up for you tonight!

Vic Canon - That's right, Informer! Here in the sold-out Gund Arena, we're gonna find out which man will win the "TDS" Invitational Tournament and go on to face "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante this Sunday at "Extreme and Uncensored '99"!

Eddie Sensation - My money is on The Hustler! He wants to get his hands on Nicky D... well, at least he thinks he does! This Sunday he'll regret ever being in this tourney!

The Informer - Also, tonight we've got a HUGE tag team main event between the EWA's 2 newest teams! "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante and "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante will take on Bigg Daddy Deuce and The Hustler!

Vic Canon - The Sexy MF's against Menace 2 Society! That one is gonna blow the roof off this place!

Eddie Sensation - Damn right! And we're gonna see a lot of "Sex & Violence" in that one, if you know what I mean!

The Informer - Speaking of Tag Team wars, what is Tom Stone up to? Stone has booked Zed and fellow HY2K member Brian Kress to face off against Adam Kress and Thorn!

Vic Canon - It seems like Tom Stone is trying to balance the power in this one by forcing the HY2K against each other... but I have a feeling Thorn is gonna be the only one who's gonna get the message! Zed vs Thorn at the PPV... I really doubt that the HY2K is gonna fight one-another when they have a golden opportunity to beat the living daylights outta Thorn, 3-on-1!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, stranger things have happened! But it doesn't look good for Thorn is that one!

The Informer - Plus, we'll see various matches featuring Cody Covington, Denial, The Seventh Layer and many more EWA stars!

Vic Canon - Folks, I've been left with the privledge to let you all know that earlier today it was announced.... THIS SUNDAY, DINO DELSANTE WILL TAKE ON DEUCE IN ONE ON ONE COMPETITION!!! WHAT A SHOCKER THAT ONE IS!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!

Eddie Sensation - The longer it takes to start this card, the longer it will be until Extreme & Uncensored '99 this Sunday! So let's get this event started!

Fallen Angel - Let's just say that Havoc, The Chronicler and myself had other business to attend to.

Rachel Stevens - Okay then. Tonight you two will square off against The Second Coming and The Impact players in a tag-team triple-threat match, to see who will be the number-one contenders for the tag-team titles, and will go one to face Da BJ Boys at Extreme & Uncensored 99. What are your thoughts on that?

Havoc - I'm not gonna deny that this is going to be one of the toughest matches we've ever had. We've been in this situation before, where we faced The Impact Players in a contendership match, and we won. But this time we're not only facing Taz and Credible, we're facing Howell and Brown as well. Now don't get me wrong, Miss Stevens, we're not afraid. We're not worried. We just know that this is going to be hard, and alot of blood will be spilled.

Fallen Angel - And it won't all be ours. Thurston Howell came out to the ring earlier in the week, claiming that he was the best, that he had what it takes. And what really pisses me off is that he knows for a fact that he'll win this triple-threat match. He knows that he'll move on to the pay-per-view and win the titles. And he knows that he'll battle the Sexy MF's and beat them as well. Just let me lay down the law for you, Mr Howell. You're young. You've only just come to the EWA, where the rules of wrestling change. And just because you can rock a mic, does not mean that you have what it takes to win this matchup. In fact as I see it, even those roadkill Impact Players have a better chance than you. Like I said, the EWA is like no other fed, in that nobody is your friend, and nobody will think twice about kicking your ass. Wake up and smell the coffee, Howell, this match is way out of your league.

Havoc - And as for The Impact Players. There's nothing we haven't already said about them. They might be getting slightly more accustomed to fighting in a ring, but we're still gonna kick your asses. Whether or not we win or lose, both The Impact Players and The Second Coming, are gonna know by the end of the night, exactly where they stand with us.

Rachel Stevens - Ok, "gentlemen," I now have questions for your friend---

Sir Psycho Sexy - That's business associate!

Rachel Stevens - Excuse me, business associate, Sir Psycho Sexy.

Sir Psycho Sexy - That IS me.

Rachel Stevens - Sir Psycho, everyone is giving you a snowball's chance in Hell to beat the Hustler. You are moments away from your biggest match since joining the EWA. What are your thoughts?

Sir Psycho Sexy - Well, if I have a snowball's chance in Hell, then I'm hanging with the right crowd! Ha ha. Rachel, you're right. No one hear has taken me seriously. I've never heard any of the guys say, "Oh sh!t!! I have to wrestle Sir Psycho!! What the f**k am I going to do???" No, there isn't one guy here who has ever quaked in his boots because he signed a match against Sir Psycho. But, they all got beat. Justin Credible. Beat 'im. MMG. Beat 'im. Chaos. Beat 'im. Brandon Casten, Denial, Hacker, the Wildman, Taz....all beaten by yours sexily, Sir Psycho. Now, with the exception of the Wildman, none of these guys is even close to being in the same league as the Hustler. But then again, none of those guys is even in the same league as me, so I figure me and the Hustler are even. So Hustler, get ready to be Sexy Plexed and Sexy Dropped. And Diamante, you can bet your fat ass I'm coming to get you.

Rachel Stevens - That brings up a good point. What do you think about the Diamond Stud's new tag team, the Sexy MF's?

Sir Psycho Sexy - Rachel, Nick Diamante could have saved himself the whole world of hurt that is on it's way, courtesy of me, at Extreme and Uncensored. How could he have done it? By telling his greasy friend DiNardo to stay out of my business. And what's with this guy? All his friends are Italians? You got Diamante, DiNardo, Delsante...all these friggin' I-talians makes me think I'm in "Good Fellas!" Well, listen up, Johnny Goomba! Come Sunday the 19th, it'll just be me and you. And you can damn well believe that I am going to enjoy ripping up that Restraining Order, and then ripping you apart and then tearing up your ego for the last time. Rachel Stevens, watch the fireworks fly and the ratings go sky high! SPS is on his way to the ring!

Rachel Stevens - Well---

Sir Psycho Sexy - OVER TO YOU, ROB!

The Hustler - Well, Rob, it has been a tough battle so far, I'll admit that, but the only streaks ending tonight are Sir Psycho's undefeated streak, and his run in this tournament, and I'm going to be the cause of both of these ends. Sir Psycho has been running his mouth lately, making fun of my name, making reference to that disco song "Do The Hustle".... well, all the games end tonight! Sir Psycho is going to get the beating of his life, and his shoulders WILL BE pressed against that mat for the three-count, I guaran-damn-tee it! But, I'm sure Nick will make his presence known in this match, probably helping out Sir Psycho Sexy, cause I KNOW he doesn't want to face me one-on-one at any time whatsoever! So it looks like it be a handicapped match for me tonight, but pay no mind. The Hustler knows he can't make it out of any situation victoriously, and come hell or high water, I will win this match tonight, no matter what happens!

Rob DiMarco - If you DO win tonight, what do you think your chances are against Nick this Sunday?

The Hustler - As for facing Nick Diamante at the PPV, you're damn right I think I can beat him in a match, that is if he don't pull any of his tricks and actually fights like a man. I am a man scorned, you see. He took out Blitzkreig from wrestling itself, and he was my good friend and former tag team partner. He screwed my fellow Menace 2 Society partner, the Bigg Daddy Duece, out of the World Title, something Duece did not deserve. Also, let's not forget what the hell he did to me, hit me with a goddam car, beat me with a cane, gave me the Diamond Driver, and plenty of insults in his interviews. When I do get Diamante in the ring, he'll have HELL to pay, and he will realize the only thing that, YOUR PAIN IS MY GAIN!!!

Vic Canon - Oh, no doubt about that! But this next match is going to end up being really exciting, and I think it's going to be the most memorable match in this tourney!

Eddie Sensation - Now there's an educated asumption! Canon, you really are a flake!

Vic Canon - What? My point was perfectly legit!

Eddie Sensation - UHH, DUH! It's the finals! The winner gets to face Nicky D at the PPV! Of course this is gonna be the match of the tourney!

The Informer - Either way guys, the action is about to start. Let's take it up to Chris Myers, ready to announce the combatants!

[Ding, Ding, Ding!]

Chris Myers - The next match is scheduled for one fall! It is the FINALS of the TDS Tournament, and the winner will go on to Extreme & Uncensored '99 to fight "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante! First, accompanied to the ring by Leroy, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Los Angeles, California, Sir Psycho Sexy!

["Sir Psycho Sexy" by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers blasts through the speakers, as Leroy, followed by Sir Psycho Sexy, step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Here we have it! Sir Psycho Sexy, with Leroy in his corner, is about to square off against The Hustler. Canon, let's take the fans back on how these 2 men made it here.

Vic Canon - Well, 2 weeks ago Sir Psycho Sexy opened up this tournament with a very impressive victory against "Blockbuster" Brandon Casten. The Blockbuster hasn't been seen much since then! And last week, The Hustler beat The Wildman, via disqualification, when "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante himself came in and attacked The Hustler! The Hustler is now looking for some sweet revenge!

Eddie Sensation - So, I guess you're saying the "storybook ending" to this situation would have The Hustler winning tonight, and beating Nicky D at "Extreme & Uncensored '99" this Sunday, huh? Not happening! He may get to the promise-land, but that don't mean he's walking away with the chick at the end of this flick!

The Informer - Hey, anything can happen!

Vic Canon - Exactly! And here we go! Both men lock up in a collar-and-elbow tie up! The Hustler seems to be directing Sexy into the ropes.

Eddie Sensation - Looks like The Hustler has a slight advantage in the strength department! Is The Hustler going to break this hold cleanly? The's an "extreme" athlete, so I really doubt it!

The Informer - On the contrary! We do have a clean break here! The Hustler is using his mind instead of the hardcore pasion he has in his blood.

Vic Canon - Well, if he really wants a chance at revenge against TDS, this is the only way he's gonna get a shot at him!

Eddie Sensation - Ya know what? You make it seem like Diamante is dodging The Hustler. Don't you understand that Nicky D doesn't face low-life preliminary wrestlers? Geeze! That's the whole point of this tourney... to give one punk a lucky break!

The Informer - Punks? I beg to differ! SPS is a very well renouned wrestler in the orient! The Hustler has been a master at extreme and hardcore -type matches for the last few years! These guys are anything but punks!

Vic Canon - Exactly! And a win over "The Diamond Stud" at this point in their respective careers can bring them straight to the top!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, whatever! "A Star In Japan"! Wow! They write backwards over there in the oreint... who cares is Sir Psycho is a star over there!

The Informer - What an openly... PATHETIC statement!

Eddie Sensation - Excuse me?

Vic Canon - HEY GUYS! HOLD ON ONE MINUTE... LOOK WHO'S WALKING DOWN THE AISLE!!

Eddie Sensation - OH YEAH BABY!! PULL OUT YOUR CAMERAS FANS, IT'S "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICK DIAMANTE!

The Informer - WHAT'S HE DOING HERE???? THIS MATCH JUST STARTED!

Vic Canon - I have no clue, Informer! But one thing is for sure, this is bad news for someone!

Eddie Sensation - NO! IT'S GREAT NEWS FOR THE EWA! HAVING TDS ON TV IS AN INSTANT RATINGS DRAW! It doesn't matter what he does! It's gonna be great!

The Informer - Well fans, he's down here at ringside! He seems to be circling the ring slowly... with a smile on his face.

Vic Canon - I don't like that smile! Everytime we see it, something terribly bad happens!

Eddie Sensation - Hey! Looks like Diamante is going over towards Chris Myers at the time-keepers table! IN THE RING, OUCH! BIG CLOTHESLINE BY SIR PSYCHO SEXY ON THE HUSTLER!

The Informer - Man, that was a HUGE move! What... hey now! "The Diamond Stud" just grabbed a mic out of Myers' hands!

Vic Canon - Oh no! He's gonna distract these guys in the ring! Can't we have a fair match for once without Nicky D involved?

Eddie Sensation - CANON! SHUT UP! THE STUD IS ABOUT TO SPEAK!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Test... Test... 1... 2...

The Informer - Yeah, it's working.

Vic Canon - Unfortunately!

Eddie Sensation - I SAID SHUT UP CANON!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - LEROY! WASSUP MAH NIGGAH!

The Informer - OH NO! FANS, WE APOLOGIZE!

Vic Canon - I've never met a human in my life who was more proud of being a racist!

Eddie Sensation - AHAHAHA!!! HE'S GONNA HARASS LEROY CAUSE HE SPEAKS EBONICS! HAHAHAHA!!!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Leroy, my bro! How's it going!

The Informer - Why does he have to do this? Right in the middle of a very important match, Nick comes out here simply to distract the guys in the ring!

Vic Canon - He honestly has absolutely no purpose out here except to draw attention towards himself!

Eddie Sensation - Who says that's a bad thing?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Leroy, my man! Guess what? I was in the back a few minutes ago, and you'd never know what happened? Someone told me that the referee in that ring... yes, Lance King... he was speaking poorly about you! Can you believe that? I actually heard that he was making fun of the way you speak?

The Informer - WHAT? LANCE KING IS A GOOD MAN! HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

Vic Canon - Whether he did it or not, LEROY IS PISSED! AND HE'S GOT HIS EYES ON THE REF! LANCE KING IS SCARED!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! THIS IS HILARIOUS! LOOK AT KING SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS! Sexy and The Hustler are still trying to ignore the actions outside the ring.

The Informer - HEY!! HEY!! HEY!! GET HIM DOWN FROM THERE!! LEROY IS ON THE APRON! AND HE'S SCREAMING AT LANCE KING!!!

Vic Canon - THIS IS A BAD SITUATION!!! OH DAMN NO!! LEROY HAS KING BY THE COLLAR, AND HE'S DEMANDING ANSWERS!!

Eddie Sensation - I know King! He's a little trouble-maker! I bet you he did speak poorly about Leroy!

The Informer - OH COME ON! ARE YOU HONESTLY GOING TO BELIEVE TDS THAT EASILY!!

Vic Canon - WHOA!! HEY... WHO CARES!! NICK JUST ENTERED THE RING!! WHAT THE HELL??

Eddie Sensation - HE'S RIGHT BEHIND THE HUSTLER! NICK SWINGS HIM AROUND, KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!!! YEAH BABY YEAH!!!... DOUBLE-UNDERHOOKING THE ARMS!!

The Informer - OH JESUS NO!!! DIAMANTE NAILS THE HUSTLER WITH THE DIAMOND DRIVER!! RIGHT BEHIND THE REF'S BACK!! DAMINT, IT WAS ALL A PLAN TO DISTRACT THE REF SO HE COULD ATTACK THE HUSTLER!!

Vic Canon - NICK SLIPS OUT OF THE RING, AND HEADS TO THE BACK!! WHAT A DIRTY BASTARD!

Eddie Sensation - AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WHAT A GENIOUS!!! SIR PSYCHO SEXY GOES FOR THE PIN, AND LEROY RELEASES LANCE KING!!

The Informer - NO!! 1... 2... 3! SIR PSYCHO SEXY WINS THE MATCH DUE TO DIAMANTE'S INTERFERENCE! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS??

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and "The Diamond Stud Invitational Tournament" winner... Sir Psycho Sexy!!

Vic Canon - Damnit! This was going to be a very competitive affair too! Nick basicly used his smarts to hand-pick his own opponent this Sunday at "Extreme & Uncensored '99"!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! HAHAHA!! NO!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! HAHAHA!!! HE ACTUALLY OUTSMARTED LEROY WITH A SIMPLE STATEMENT!! HAHAHA!! COME ON GUYS! YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE A GUY WHO CAN MANIPULATE PEOPLE SO EASILY!! HAHAHA!!! THIS IS A CLASSIC!

The Informer - Well, I don't think manipulating Leroy is a real achievment! He's kinda slow, ya know?

Vic Canon - Oh yeah, we know!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?? IF I WENT UP THERE AND TOLD LEROY THAT YOU CALLED HIM "SLOW", HE'D PROBABLY END UP COMING DOWN HERE AND KICKING YOUR ASS!!! HAHAHA!!

The Informer - Damn, good point! Fans, we've gotta go to commercial, stay with us!

Homeless Man - Hey Fleekster... Can ya spare me some cash??

Commissioner Fleek - Sure buddy.... [Reaches into pocket, and drops 4 or 5 coins in the mug.] There ya go!

Homeless Man - WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THIS IS... CANADA??? THE ONLY COINS DOWN HERE THAT ARE USEFUL ARE PENNIES, TO WHIP AT RICH SONS OF BITCHES CARS LIKE YOURS, THAT ARE SO DAMN SELFISH IT MAKES ME SICK!!

Commissioner Fleek - Hey... listen here asshole... You should be happy I gave you that change!!

Homeless Man - HERE... TAKE YOUR CHUMP CHANGE, I DON'T NEED IT!!

Commissioner Fleek - Get the hell out of this building before I get Stone after you!

Homeless Man - HA! I'VE GOT PERMISSION TO BE HERE!!!

Commissioner Fleek - Oh please... Security will be here in 5 minutes... Have fun on the streets buddy!

Homeless Man - YOU'LL PAY FLEEK!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU'LL REGRET IT!!!

Commissioner Fleek - I bet I will.... Later buddy!

Homeless Man - You better walk away if you know what's good for you!

The Informer - Fans, we're back! And we understand that Rachel Stevens has tracked down "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante! And she's gonna get a word with him about his actions! Rachel, are you there?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I don't like him... he dates dirty women. [Laughs]

Eddie Sensation - AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! DIRTY WOMEN!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

Rachel Stevens - Nick, seriously! Why did you attack The Hustler.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well toots, put it like this. The Hustler came out all jacked-up last week throwing mine, and Dino Delsante's names around... so I'm guessing he thinks he's some EWA all-star now, huh? That's cool... If he wants to play with the BIG JOHNSONS here in the EWA, as opposed to strokin' his own JOHNSON, I'm fine with it. He's just gonna have to prove to me that he can hang with the real talent around here. And, seeing as he didn't win the "TDS" tourney, I guess he's never gonna get a chance to face greatness! [Laughs] Rachel, ain't I the best?

The Informer - What a low-life!

Rachel Stevens - Nick, this means you'll be facing Sir Psycho Sexy this Sunday at "Extreme & Uncensored '99"! What do you think of Mr. Sexy?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Oh, I think I'm simply outstanding!

Vic Canon - Oh goodness!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Rachel Stevens - Nick... I was speaking about Sir Psycho Sexy.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Hey baby, if that's what you wanna call me while we're in the sack, I'm fine with it! [Laughs]

Eddie Sensation - AHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! STOP!!! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!

Rachel Stevens - Mr. Diamante, PLEASE!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Relax sweet-thing, don't get your panties in a bundle! You wanna know about Sir Psycho Sexy and his "challenge" towards me this Sunday?

Rachel Stevens - Yes!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Call my 900-line. [Laughs]

Eddie Sensation - HHAHAHAH!!! I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS! I'M GONNA BUST A GUT!

The Informer - Silence, fool.

Rachel Stevens - [Rolls her eyes...] Nick, please! Tell me something else... you and your partner "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante will be facing the team of The Hustler and Bigg Daddy Deuce tonight! What's gonna happen?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well Rachel... it's a very complex situation here. It's really hard for me to put into words what's gonna happen. Damnit... it's right on the tip of my tongue too! Don't you just hate that! Sheesh! Hmmm... How would I word what's gonna happen tonight? Ah! I remember. Rachel, tonight... in the middle of that ring... Dino and I... as a force... combined... together... the both of us... as a unit... on the same side... we're, well... WE'RE GONNA WIN!! [Laughs]

Vic Canon - Oh Lord...

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAH!!!! THEY'RE GONNA WIN!! THEY'RE GONNA WIN!!!

Rachel Stevens - [Sigh] Well, thank you Mr. Diamante... I think...

Denial - Hacker is out of my league, he should be in the EWA Minor Leagues, if such a thing existed. Hacker can't handle the pain that I feel for him and, like so many times before, Hacker will fall to me again, tonight.

Rob DiMarco - Tonight is a Non-Title Match. If you win this match, you will go on to the PPV to wrestle for the EWA North American Title... What do you think your odds are to make it that far?

Denial - It is not a question of whether I will make it that far or not... actually, there is no question at all about me not winning the title at the PPV. I'll beat Hacker tonight and I'll beat Hacker at the PPV, it is a simple as that. So simple that not even he can deny it.

Rob DiMarco - Is Denial going to be the next EWA North American Champion?

Denial - Yes... It angers me to know that the federation that I wrestle in has such a North American Champion as Hacker. Hack doesn't compare to me, never has and never will... that title, the title that is my first step towards the main goal of every wrestler, will be around my waist. Once tonight is over not Hacker, not you, nor anyone else will be able to deny my ability. Hacker may try to deny the fact that I beat him in the ring but why would he deny himself of the truth? Remember Hacker...Denial is said to be the strongest form of defense, but not even that can defend you from me!

Hacker - Look, I beat that bastard in what, 30 seconds back at the PPV. I lose to him in some match not for MY belt and you dare say I am at a Low Point? Look, I am not at a Low Point, I am the Champion of All North America. I am not out of his league, we all know that tonight will be more like the PPV match and less like 2 weeks ago.

Rachel Stevens - Tonight is a Non-Title Match, in which if Denial wins, he will go on to the PPV to fight you in North American Title Match... Is he going to make it that far?

Hacker - He isn't gonna make it to the Ambulance alive. Denial is gonna be killed tonight like he should of 2 Weeks ago. The only reason I didn't kill Denial when he jumped me 3 weeks ago, when he beat me a week ago and in that tag match a week ago is because I am toying with him. Like a Cat toys with a Mouse, I mess with him, I use him as a Hockey Puck and then the injuries kill him off.

Rachel Stevens - Has Denial been your greatest challenge since winning the Title?

Hacker - [Laughs] The Greatest Challenge to me since winning the title is getting it all around my waist. I am not trying to say I am fat but I think Slates wore the belt at a much smaller size.

Chris Myers - The next match is scheduled for one fall! In this match, if Denial comes out victorious, he will get a North American Title Shot at Extreme & Uncensored! First, standing 6'4" and weighing in at 258 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, Denial!

["Denial" by Sevendust blasts through the speakers, as Denial steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 7' and weighing in at 341 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, the EWA North American Champion, Hacker!

["Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple blasts through the speakers, as the EWA North American Champion, Hacker, steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - So, Vic, what's you prediction for this match??

Vic Canon - I'm going to say Hacker wins it... He's lost twice to the guy... He's due for a win!

Eddie Sensation - You're an idiot! All that means is that he'll never beat the guy!

The Informer - Well, he's right! Hacker with a quick Spinebuster!! He bounces off the ropes, Denial is up... Spinning Heel Kick by Denial!! Hacker is up... And he rolls out of the ring!

Vic Canon - Good comeback by Denial! Hacker took the easy way out of this one... He's taking a rest already!

Eddie Sensation - Leave the guy alone! He's 7', 340!!

The Informer - What's your point??

Vic Canon - Hacker gets back into the ring... Denial kicks him in the gut... IMPLANT DDT!! Hacker is down! Denial bounces off the ropes... Hacker is on his feet! Swinging Neckbreaker by Denial!! He goes for the pin...

Eddie Sensation - 1... 2.... No! Hacker is rolling out of the ring again!! Smart guy!!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!!! OHHHH!!!

Vic Canon - MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE OUTSIDE BY DENIAL! HACKER IS DOWN!!

Eddie Sensation - This guy is NUTS!!

The Informer - Denial is in the ring, and Lee Fleming is counting out Hacker! He's at 7!!

Vic Canon - Hacker rolls into the ring. Denial picks him up to his feet... Rake to the eyes by Hacker! Hacker wraps his arm around Denial's neck... CHOKESLAM!!! He goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... No! Denial just gets out!!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! Denial better watch out! Hacker is making a comeback!

The Informer - Hacker sets him up for a Powerbomb!! He lifts him.... No! Denial slides down his back, and bounces off the ropes! Hacker turns around..... POWERSLAM BY HACKER!!

Vic Canon - OUCH! Did you see that impact??

Eddie Sensation - 1... 2.... No! JUST OUT!

The Informer - Hacker picks him up to his feet... He scoops him up... He's setting him up for the tombstone piledriver!!

Vic Canon - NO! Denial just kicked him in the head, and got loose! He crawls around Hacker, and rolls him up!! 1... 2.... OH!! That was a close one!

Eddie Sensation - Hacker's up! Uh oh! He's woken the giant!

The Informer - STANDING CLOTHESLINE sends Denial half way across the ring!! Hacker charges at Denial... Denial ducks, and pulls down the ropes! Hacker goes flying over the top right infront of us here!!

Vic Canon - Good move by Denial! Now he has a few seconds to catch his breath! Denial bounces off the ropes... Baseball slide to the outside!! Hacker ducks a clothesline attempt, and kicks Denial in the gut.... UH OH!! HE'S SETTING HIM UP FOR A POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Eddie Sensation - He lifts him..... No! Lee Fleming is standing in front of him!! Hacker drops Denial to the floor! He and Lee Fleming are having some heated words!

The Informer - Denial is on the apron... He jumps on Hacker's back... SLEEPER HOLD!! SLEEPER HOLD!!!

Vic Canon - Hacker runs backwards into the pole... OH! Denial just got squished!

Eddie Sensation - Look! He's doing it again!

The Informer - Oh god! Hacker is setting him up again for another attempted powerbomb through a table! He lifts him....

Vic Canon - Lee Fleming is in front of him again!! Hacker turns around... OH!! POWERBOMB ONTO THE CEMENT FLOOR!! THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match by Disqualification, Denial!

Eddie Sensation - What an idiot! Hacker just gave himself something to do this Sunday!

The Informer - Damn right! And that thing is taking on Denial one on one for the North American Title!

Vic Canon - Well folks, I understand that Rachel Stevens is backstage with Elypsium! Rachel, take it away!

Elypsium - Well, I guess The Hustler found out that I was going to tell the world how much of a coward he is, and that's why he attacked me. You see, The Hustler is afraid of me!

Rachel Stevens - Really....??

Elypsium - Obviously... He didn't want me to challenge him to an Extreme Title Match at the PPV this Sunday, so he took me out with my back turned! The Hustler can't handle me... And doesn't have the balls to face me. So, I'll now do what I wanted to do last week, and that is challenge The Hustler to an Extreme Title Match THIS SUNDAY at Extreme & Uncensored '99! I know he won't accept, because he is a coward. But if he grows some balls, and DOES accept... then you're looking at the NEXT EWA Extreme Champion!

Homeless Man - Rob, spare me a couple bills??

Rob DiMarco - Sure man.......... Here you go! [Rob hands him two $1 bills.]

Homeless Man - WHAT THE HELL??!?!? THATS IT?!?!

Rob DiMarco - You said a couple bills!

Homeless Man - YOU CONSIDER 1 DOLLAR A BILL?! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT A MEAL THESE DAYS COSTS 5 BUCKS?!?!? WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH 2 DOLLARS??!?! STICK IT UP MY @SS??!?!

Rob DiMarco - Well you could....

Homeless Man - YOU COULD SHUT THE HELL UP UNTIL I TELL YOU TO SPEAK!

Rob DiMarco - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO?! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY?! BUDDY... ....... I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Homeless Man - [With tear in his eye...] I'm sorry master... I'm sorry..... [Begins to cry.]

Rob DiMarco - HERE.... [Hands him a 5 dollar bill.] NOW GET OUT OF HERE.

"The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell - My prediction, well I guess you are even stupider then you look. What do you think my prediction is?? I mean the Second Coming is the greatest tag team to ever step foot in this place. But my prediction is a little more complex then just saying we are going to win this match. My prediction is that we are going to dominate this damn thing and end the careers of the four other men in this match. Because they have unquestionably underestimated the talent and ablity of myself and the Second Coming. Because our main focus isn't just to be named number one contenders after this matchup, but to prove we are the veterans, and everyone else are a bunch of rookies!!!

Rachel Stevens - Do you stand a chance against Da BJ Boyz?

"The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell - Do we stand a chance against Da BJ Boyz?? Are you pulling these questions out of your ass or something. There is no doubt in my mind we sdtand a chance against Da BJ Boys and this chance is greater then another other tag team at this moment. I mean we aren't two rich boys that just walked off the streets and into wrestling in a day, we have been around, we have seen things, and believe me we have seen and beat better then Da Bj Boys. Now I think the question that should be in everybodys' mind is, Do Da BJ Boys stand a chance against us?? Do they stand a chance against the Second Coming??

Rachel Stevens - Do you think Da BJ Boyz will be a factor in the outcome of the match?

"The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell - Well you see the cowards that those boys are of course they will factor in our match. I mean these two either want one thing, to fight the weaker tag team or to injure the tag team they are going to have to face. Well this message is to Da BJ Boyz, if you get involved in our match and in anyway cost us a shot at OUR title belts, I promise you that we will get 100% revenge and after that you'll never, eeeever want to interfere in a match, again. And I know you are like every other tag team in this federation, and you are deeply afraid of us and don't want to step inside that very ring with us, but just remember my promise I have made to you boyz because you just have remember one tiny little thing. That is, we make the money, we make the rules, and we made you!!!

Taz - Well in my humble opinion, I think we should kick everyones ass in this match, we're bigger, smarter, and haven't changed our gimmicks even once,we're still the HARDCORE MF's that Nicky D and Dino the pet from Flintstones wants to be, yeah that's my OP. but hell we've been jobbing so much lately I'd have to go with The Baalim and I think Justin will be pinned again in lets say a ddt.

Rob DiMarco - Do you stand a chance against Da BJ Boyz?

Justin Credible - Oh yeah the Da Boyz wouldn't stand a damn chance aginst us if we worked hard for the gold, why come out day in and day out just to be pinned by a clothesline it's about time that The Impact Players just become what they've always wanted and started to do with that no good Curv and that's become Anti-Established. Stone it's time you realized that the new teams and people in your "baby" are about to take-over.

Rob DiMarco - Do you think Da BJ Boyz will be a factor in the outcome of the match?

Taz - Just by mentioning the name tells me "Hell Taz you just might be getting a visit from the two horny bitches" Okay BJ Boyz you wanna show up fine just remember Justin gets pinned by a ddt and The Baalim win. We JOB, 2nd Coming gets their ass kicked and The Baalim get to go to the December PPV only to lose to you guys by 5 seconds this time instead of 10.

Chris Myers - The next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Tag Team Title #1 Contender Match! First, weighing in at a combined weight of 476 pounds, Taz & Justin Credible, The Impact Players!

["Get Out Tha Way" by Hot Boys blasts through the speakers, as Taz & Justin Credible step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - Next, at a total combined weighing of 505 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Fallen Angel and Havoc, The Seventh Layer!

["F*ck Dying" by Ice Cube blasts through the speakers, as The Seventh Layer step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And finally, at a total combined weighing of 488 pounds, "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell and "The Showstopper" Chris Brown, The Second Coming!

["Faith" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers, as The Second Coming step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Well Vic, these Tag Teams are all good enough to be EWA Tag Team Champions! Which do you say will win??

Vic Canon - Well, since The Second Coming have come into the EWA, they've done nothing but WORK WORK WORK! I'd have to pick them as my choice!

Eddie Sensation - What's wrong with you?? Those jobber sit on their asses and watch the show go by! The Seventh Layer will take this match!

The Informer - Ok, then I'm going to take The Impact Players!

Vic Canon & Eddie Sensation- Who??

The Informer - Very funny guys....

Vic Canon - Hey look, Chris Myers has the mic in hand!

Chris Myers - I have been told that a last minute stipulation has been added to this match! A member from EACH Tag Team will be in the ring at the same time! You can only tag your partner, thus assuring one man from each team to be in the ring at all times!

Eddie Sensation - Uhhh... Ok.... Lets get it started!

The Informer - Fallen Angel and Taz throw Chris Brown to the ropes... Clothesline by Taz... Leg drop by Fallen Angel! Taz goes for the cover... 1... 2... No! Fallen Angel pulls him off! Fallen Angel goes for the cover... 1.... 2... OH! DROP KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY TAZ!

Vic Canon - Taz tags in Justin Credible... Justin goes to the top! Both Chris Brown and Fallen Angel are on their feet... OH!!! Double Dropkick off the top by Credible!!! He throws Chris Brown out of the ring!! Taz gets off the apron... OH NO! Taz is beating the hell out of Chris Brown! The ref is focused on the men in the ring and doesn't see it!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!

The Informer - There goes Thurston Howell!! He's running over there to help his partner!!

Vic Canon - Justin Credible throws Fallen Angel to the ropes... Justin Credible ducks a clothesline.... OH!!! SUICIDE DIVE ONTO THE OUTSIDE BY JUSTIN CREDIBLE!! HE TOOK OUT ALL 3 MEN ON THE OUTSIDE!!!

Eddie Sensation - Havoc is going over there now!! Havoc has Chris Brown... Taz and Justin Credible are double teaming Thurston Howell!! Havoc has Chris Brown...... OH!!!! THE HAVOC DRIVER RIGHT ON THE CEMENT FLOOR!!

The Informer - HAVOC THROWS HIM IN THE RING... FALLEN ANGEL PICKS HIM UP.... THE MAELSTORM!!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!

Vic Canon - Havoc has Justin Credible and Taz by the leg's!! They can't get into the ring!! 1.... 2......... 3!!!!! THE SEVENTH LAYER WIN!!!

Eddie Sensation - TOLD YOU!!! I WIN!!! I WIN!! I WIN!!!

Chris Myers - The winners of this match and the #1 Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles... The Seventh Layer!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!! THE IMPACT PLAYERS ARE IN THE RING!!

Vic Canon - Tazmission on Fallen Angle!! THAT'S INCREDIBLE!!

Eddie Sensation - What is??

The Informer - That's Justin Credible's name for that Corkscrew Tombstone that he just gave Chris Brown!!! Havoc is in the ring... T-BONE SUPLEX!!! HERE COMES THURSTON HOWELL!! TAZMISSION!!

Vic Canon - THE IMPACT PLAYERS ARE RIPPING EVERYONE APART!!

Eddie Sensation - Hey hey... The Seventh Layer still won!

The Informer - Yes they did, but are they the best Tag Team in the EWA??

Vic Canon - By the looks of the ring, it's the Impact Players!!

Eddie Sensation - STOP TEAMING UP ON ME!! Remember what Stone said??

The Informer - Yeah yeah....

Vic Canon - Lets send it backstage with Rob DiMarco who's with Antrim! Rob?

Antrim - If I win, yes it will happen. If I don't win, then no, I won't go on to the PPV. But I think that I can beat Cody later on, because he has obviously shown that he does not care too much about this match. But that's the difference, this is one of the most important matches of my life and I am going in to it seeking nothing less than a win. I mean there is a good chance of me getting my ass kicked, because when you face the facts, Covington can out wrestle alot of people but I don't think on this occasion he is going to try very hard. We will not for sure until later on tonight, but I am pretty confident that Cody will feel Depression and that I will go on to the Pay Per View to fight him for his title.

Rob DiMarco - If you do get to the PPV, are we going to see a new champion get crowned??

Antrim - I always thought of you as a smart person but that sets back my confidence a little. Will, if I do get to the Pay Per View then that means I will have beat Covington, which means that I will do it again. Maybe that is underestimating the guy a little too much, after all he has shown everyone already that he couldn't give a shit about this match, but I think if I go to the Pay Per View and try to take his title off him, we will see a very different Cody. But then again, I will be going in with extra confidence after just beating him, so we will have to wait and see.

Rob DiMarco - Cody hasn't been around much lately.... Is he overlooking you??

Antrim - I think this is the case. He looks at me and thinks "Why should I bother wit a little rookie like him?". Little does Cody know that this will be his downfall later on tonight. He looks at people and thinks that he could kick their ass without even trying. I hate people like Covington, and people who think like that when most of the time they aren't nothing special themselves. But I learned along time ago not to underestimate people or go in to a match unprepared becuase it always leads to your downfall. Cody may win and he may not, but if he loses, it will be because he did overlook me, and he will have to live with that for the rest of his life and wrestling career.

Rob DiMarco - Lets send it to Rachel Stevens, who is with Antrim's opponent! Rachel??

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - Yeah, I've been prepared from before that I would get screwed tonight but that doesn't matter one bit. Its gonna be a great PPV match I can assure you that, and whatever the outcome is.... I'll continue to give all my fans out there the show they are paying for, why? Because I'm the "Top Prospect!"

Rachel Stevens - If Antrim DOES get there, are we going to see a successful title defense, or a new champion??

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - You should know the answer to that question! It's obvious I'm gonna take his ass to school this Sunday, but I'm not saying he couldn't beat me. It will be close but I'm going into Extreme and Uncensored with this International Title and I will be leaving with it!

Rachel Stevens - You haven't been around much lately.... Are you overlooking him??

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - Do we have to go through this question every damn time you guys interview me?! I'm busy lately, so sue me! I'm not gonna be like Antrim and cut promos and interview shoots every damn day, why? Because I don't have all that much to talk about! He comes out here and says the same things over and over again and then pays off stand ins to act as his friends. A typical Antrim interview would just say that I have a big ego, and that Antrim will be the new International Champ blah, blah, blah, that gets pretty damn OLD! Me on the other hand don't do that as often as he does but when I do show up it makes people look forward to it more, if I was on there everyday people would gradually lose interest..... I know what I'm doing. And I know how to cut a promo and an interview..... and this one is OVER.....

Rachel Stevens - When we return, this match will begin! Don't go anywhere!

Chris Myers - The next match is scheduled for one fall! If Antrim is victorious in this match, he will get an International Title Match this Sunday! First, standing 5'10" and weighing in at 210 pounds, from Bronx, New York, Antrim!

["Hard Knock Life" by Jay-Z blasts through the speakers, as Antrim steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'7" and weighing in at 236 pounds, from Miami, Florida, the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

["Lithium" by Nirvana blasts through the speakers, as the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Vic, do you remember Antrim's debut at Rage In A Cage 2??

Vic Canon - Of course! He won Cody Covington his match against SoulStorm, and since then Cody and him have been at each other's throats!

Eddie Sensation - Antrim helped Cody win, so he hates him??

The Informer - Of course... When a guys says "You would have lost the match and title if it wasn't for me", you'd hate him too!

Vic Canon - They lock up... OH!! VICIOUS KNEE TO THE STOMACH OF ANTRIM! Covington bounces off the ropes... ROCKER DROPPER! Covington bounces off the ropes again... ELBOW TO THE NECK! Antrim is rolling around the ring in pain!

Eddie Sensation - Covington lifts him to his feet... Pump Handle Slam!! Covington quickly jumps to the top rope!

The Informer - BIG SPLASH right on the mark! Covington hooks the leg... 1... 2.... No! Antrim has his foot on the bottom rope!

Vic Canon - Covington picks up Antrim... He throws him to the ropes... Antrim ducks a clothesline, and slides under the bottom rope onto the outside!

Eddie Sensation - Ha! Good move!! HEY... TAKE SOME WATER!

The Informer - Eddie, you're unbeleiveable....

Vic Canon - Eddie Sensation has just given Antrim his bottle of water! What a character!

Eddie Sensation - What did you call me??

The Informer - Covington leans out between to ropes and grabs Antrim by the neck... Antrim turns around... OH! He spat water in Covington's face!! Way to go Eddie!

Eddie Sensation - What did I do? I was just being nice!

Vic Canon - Antrim pulls Covington out of the ring. He backs him up.... and WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Covington's shoulder must be broken! He hit that thing with a lot of force!

Eddie Sensation - HA HA!! Look! He's kissing the pole!!

The Informer - Antrim is shoving Covington's face into the steel pole!! He's going to kill the guy!!! What a nutcase!

Vic Canon - Covington drops to the floor! Antrim slides into the ring, and resets the count! He's back on the outside...

Eddie Sensation - Antrim picks up Covington... INVERTED DDT ONTO THE CEMENT FLOOR!! OUCH!!

The Informer - I'm surprised Lance King is letting this match continue! Antrim has Covington on his feet... And he throws him into the crowd!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHHAH! He's hoping some lunatic fan will choke out Covington or something!!

The Informer - Antrim is in the ring... And Cody Covington is now on the apron! Antrim drop kicks him off the apron, and Covington goes face first into the guard rail!! Antrim goes to the outside....

Vic Canon - Antrim has Covington by the hair! He throws him in the ring...

Eddie Sensation - Antrim sets him up.... PILEDRIVER!!!

The Informer - Antrim goes for the cover... 1.... 2... No! Covington kicks out!

Vic Canon - Antrim picks up Covington.... He's setting him up for a powerbomb!! Antrim lifts him in the air.... OH!! POWERBOMB! Covington landed on his side!! He might have broken a rib!!

Eddie Sensation - Ha! Antrim in on the top rope working the crowd!! LOOK! HE'S UP!!

The Informer - COVINGTON IS ON HIS FEET!! HE'S GOT ANTRIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! COVINGTON WALKS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING...... OH NO!!! VICTORY ROLL BY ANTRIM!!!

Vic Canon - ONE...

Eddie Sensation - TWO!...

The Informer - THREE!!! ANTRIM WINS!!! ANTRIM IS GOING TO EXTREME & UNCENSORED '99!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Antrim!

Vic Canon - Just when Covington thought he had some offence coming, Antrim turned it around again and surprise him with a victory roll!!

Eddie Sensation - Covington is pissed!! Look at him!!

The Informer - Well, the bottom line is Antrim is getting a Title Shot this Sunday!

Vic Canon - I'm being told that Rob DiMarco is backstage with Thorn! Rob, it's all yours!!

Thorn - That's a stupid question, I have been in worse scenario's then this. Last week for instance was the same case, only the teams were mixed around a little bit, it's obvious someone in this fed is out to take me down, and I know exactly why, because they know that I can take what Zed has and never give it back to him.

Rob DiMarco - You are obviously expecting an ambush by HY2K... Do you have a back-up plan?? If so, what is it??

Thorn - First off, your a dumb person, if I have a back up plan, why am I going to tell you on national television? So they can hear about it and then brace themselves? Your stupid, don't ask dumb questions.

Rob DiMarco - We're 5 days away from the big match at Extreme & Uncensored!! Are you ready for it??

Thorn - I've been waiting for my re-match with Zed instead of these stupid screw Thorn over tag team matches, hopefully a one on one match will take place with no Hostile Youth around at the time to end another great match with a stupid screw job ending, all I hope is that I win a fair match, or I lose a fair match. I'd rather lose a fair match, then lose a screw job match. I've gotta go get ready.

Adam Kress - No, a man will DIE TONIGHT!! I GET STUCK HAVING HIM AS A PARTNER, I'M GONNA KILL HIM!! I JUST WANT TO SHOOOOOOOT HIM!!!!!

[Brian puts his hand on Adam's shoulder......]

Brian Kress - It's okay Adam, nobody will die tonight..... maybe close to it but no guns will be involved you crack head! What's wrong with you?!

Adam Kress - I got carried away there, now..... who books this crap anyway?? Its just three against one in the WORST way.... look who has dug themselves a bigger grave this time Thorn. You couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?? You came back and what did you do? Rag on the team that once were your friends when nobody else was.... it ain't our fault you can't lead a stable worth SHIT!

Brian Kress - Very true, tonight its gonna be hell for Thorn.... and it will continue to be that for him for startin shit. Oh we are sorry, we got handed over leadership to HY2k I guess we shoulda just waited for big bad Thorn to come back, ain't that right Adam?

Adam Kress - Yeah I mean, we didn't have a month to wait for you then when you came back you would have continued treating us like shit. We came out of the Hostile Youth shadows till rebuild a stable that can actually go somewhere.... and we are close to accomplishing that, so before you come back whining about you being the true leader of Hostile Youth maybe you should reconsider what your sayin and pass along to the Super Kress Bros. what your smokin!

Zed - He'll come out alive, I know that much. We've gotta leave a piece of him for this coming PPV. It'd be a shame if he couldn't make it to the PPV on account of an injury inflicted in tonight's match...

Rachel Stevens - You are obviously planning an ambush... It's all too obvious!! Were you the ones who signed this match??

Zed - Believe it or not, we were not the ones who asked for this match.

Brian Kress - Yeah, maybe Stone just doesn't like Thorn. There has to be some reason for booking this MIS match, but I hate seeing my brother have to go through this... I mean, you have to team with THORN!! Ahahahaha......

Adam Kress - [Sarcastically] Oh shut the hell up! It won't be that bad, we are both high flying guys but it is a MAJOR accomplishment for me to actually team with the Most Intense Cruiserweight!!

Brian Kress - It's all coming to me now, I see what you mean. And when I'm kicking your partners head in remind me to come over and slap ya one......

Rachel Stevens - Zed, We're 5 days away from the big match at Extreme & Uncensored!! Are you ready for it??

Zed - I'm extremely ready for the big match. I've been training and working out and eating healthy.....ehhh....well, no, I haven't. But I'm ready nonetheless. I've beaten the hell out of Thorn before, why would the PPV be any different? If there's one thing you can count on happening at Extreme & Uncensored, it's Thorn being left Unforgiven, and me walking away with the Heavyweight Title belt still wrapped securely around my waist...

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Tag Team Match! First, standing 6'2" and weighing in at 219 pounds, from Sacramento, California, Thorn!

["Love Dump" by Static-X blasts through the speakers, as Thorn steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - ...at a total combined weighing of 492 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, they are the EWA Tag Team Champions, Brian and Adam Kress, Da BJ Boyz!

["Walk This Way" by Aerosmith blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Tag Team Champions, Da BJ Boyz step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - Finally... standing 6'5" and weighing in at 270 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed!

["Unforgiven" by Metallica blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - As this match is about to begin... you've gotta wonder if this is gonna be a match at all?

Vic Canon - I really doubt it! Thorn will basically be fighting to survive against not only Brian Kress and Zed... but also against Adam Kress, his "partner".

Eddie Sensation - Well, I can't say that it's gonna be a good night for Thorn... but you really never know, right?

The Informer - Exactly! WHOA! THIS MATCH BEGINS WITH ZED ATTACKING THORN! DAMN, ZED ISN'T WASTING ANYTIME!

Vic Canon - DAMNIT, IT'S LIKE A MUGGING! ZED TACKLES THORN FROM BEHIND, AND NOW HE'S PUNCHING HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!

Eddie Sensation - Thorn really should just bail out of this match. He's got a title shot this Sunday at "Extreme & Uncensored '99"... and this match won't help him any!

The Informer - LOOK AT THIS OPEN BRUTALITY! THORN HAS BEEN FORCED BACK INTO ENEMY TERITORY!

Vic Canon - WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! DAMNIT! ZED AND BRIAN KRESS ARE BOTH BEATING ON THORN!!! RIGHT IN THE CORNER! AND NO, BRIAN KRESS ISN'T DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

Eddie Sensation - The tag is made between Zed and Brian Kress!

The Informer - Oh no! With both men in the ring with a legal 5 second count to beat on Thorn, this isn't good news for the EWA Title #1 contender!

Vic Canon - Zed tosses Thorn to the ropes and hits him with a fall away slam! And wait... Adam Kress is heading up t the top ropes!

Eddie Sensation - What's this gonna be? Ohhh... A MOONSAULT... BUT KRESS MISSES!!! THORN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!

The Informer - Thorn is going over to make the tag!!

Vic Canon - BRIAN KRESS IS ACTUALLY REACHING FOR THE TAG!! WHAT THE HECK??

Eddie Sensation - WHOA!! WHOA!! THIS MIGHT END UP BEING A REAL STORY AFTERALL!!

The Informer - THORN HEADS TO THE CORNER AND LEAPS...

Vic Canon - ...OH DAMNIT! BRIAN KRESS TAKES HIS HAND AWAY! WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!

Eddie Sensation - We do get caught up in stuff sometimes, don't we?

The Informer - To say the least! Over in the other corner, Zed is taged back in!

Vic Canon - Thorn can't take much more of this! At this pace, he's not gonna be in any condition to fight for the title this Sunday!

Eddie Sensation - Like one of you guys said earlier... this is basically a 3-on-1 match here! It ain't fair, but who says life is?

The Informer - Life must suck right about now for Thorn! Is there any escape for him in this match?

Vic Canon - OH DAMNIT! ZED JUST KICKED THORN RIGHT IN THE FACE!! DAMNIT!

Eddie Sensation - Well brothers, you have to admit Thorn had guts or coming into this one, but it's basically over!

The Informer - I have to agree! Zed with the pin... 1... 2... NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THORN KICKED OUT!

Vic Canon - HOW???

Eddie Sensation - HE HAS GUTS, THAT'S HOW!

The Informer - Whoa, what's that? With all this action in the ring, I hadn't even noticed, but there seems to be a large amount of fog growing under the EWAtron.

Vic Canon - Geez, that's weird, how could we have missed that?

Eddie Sensation - Back to the action in the ring, Zed is giving it to Thorn, I don't know why he agreed to this match, but he is sure taking alot of pain.

Vic Canon - I'll second that, but it looks like Zed has the ending of this match decided, cause I think it's time for Thorn to be left Unforgiven!!

The Informer - I think your right Vic, Zed set's him up... UN-FOR-GIV-EN!!! Thorn was slammed, Zed muscled that one, I've never seen such an "unforgiving" Unforgiven... HAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Eddie Sensation - That was so... not... funny... I'm ashamed of you man. Zed hooks Thorn's leg one... two... WHAT?!!? Zed just let go of the pin, what's that all about?

The Informer - Look at this, both the BJ BOYz are in the ring, this is the first time we've seen Brian in all night, but I doubt he's here to help Thorn out. Oh god...

Vic Canon - YES!!! I know what time it is! S~S~A time, for you BJ BOY illiterate people, it's Sexual Side Affect time!

The Informer - But Adam's Thorn's partner, does he not care if he wins or loses this match?!?!

Eddie Sensation - I guess not cause Brian is setting him up for the Sexual Side~Affect!! He lifts him up, I can't wait to see thi...

[Blackout.]

The Informer - What the hell is going on here?!?!

[The arena is completely black, suddenly violent lights shoot around the arena from the top of the on-ramp. They stop pointing at the EWAtron, The words "The Whole Thing I Think It's Sick" from the song "870621345/[SIC] combination" after awhile the fog rises, the lights beam on the big screen, and suddenly a logo appears on the EWAtron. It reads "Guilty Party".]

Eddie Sensation - What in the world is the "Guilty Party?!?"

[The logo stands there bare as the music continues. All of a sudden the music fades to a distance, the violet lights dim away and the arena is dark again, a few seconds later the lights fade back in. In the ring, there are seven men, five fimiliar, two very unfamiliar. Three of those seven men are face down lying on the mat, those men are the "Innovators of taking names" EWA's biggest stable Hostile Youth 2000 lay there, blood on the mat coming from Adam Kress' forehead. The other four men, two of them unknown, two of them known, as the crowd see who this two recognizable figures are, they burst into cheer, one of them Thorn... the other Ayden Caldato. The two other men, one is tall and well built the other is about the same height, but black and kinda bigger. Each man is out of breathe and it is obvious that they are the men who have done this to Hostile Youth. They all bare prison suits, each a different color Thorn's green, the black man's grey, Ayden's black, and the other man's is blue. All with a GP symbol on the right arm, they all also wear black prison boots. Each man stands over there beaten opponent, Thorn and the black man over Zed, Ayden over Adam Kress, and the other tall man over Brian Kress. Thorn goes out of the ring, grabs a mic, and then comes back in.]

Thorn - This EWA... this is your idea for the next Revolution~X?!? This is your stable for the new millenium?!? This is your idea of a stable that will bring in money?!? This is your idea of a stable that is going to dominate?!? This is none of those things EWA, this is just a bunch of beaten, bloody, torn apart sorry excuse for wrestlers. They offered me a spot back in HY2k the other day, and I looked at them, and I laughed, I laughed so hard I almost started to cry! You guys think that I'd want to be back in a stable full of a bunch of lucky-break low life losers like you guys!?! I don't think so. I've sat through the whole HY2k business, I know what it's like, and quite frankly it sucks, the only time it was good was back in the day when it first came along, when Brink was the leader and I was just a nobody here in the EWA. But you know what? Success spoils a person, it ruins a person, and that is what I'm guilty of, I'm guilty of being a lazy man, a man who can just sit and maybe get a title shot or a match once in awhile, but things are about to change. I'm not going to sit around and wait for things to happen, a great man once told me that sitting around and waiting isn't going to get you anywhere in this business, at that time this man was the EWA Heavyweight Champion, and no it wasn't the Brink, it was the only champion that is worthy enough to be called the greatest EWA Champion of all time... Serial Thrylla. Thrylla told me alot of things about this business, I've forgotten a lot of those things, and THAT is the main reason I am guilty, so I stand here infront of you, pleading guilty to the crime of being a wrestler with no direction, no moral, no hope, no reason, or no chance in HELL of doing what I am capable of without something to live for in the EWA, something that will give me direction, give me hope, give me a reason to fight for what I want, and these three men behind me are that reason. They have given me light when everything was dark, told me to turn left when I keep turing right, these guys are what made me come back to the EWA and now, I think its time they get what they deserve. I brought them here, not only as good friends, they share the same hatred as I do, and now they are going to help me make "The Guilty Party" the greatest stable to walk the EWA, I thought HY2k had it in them, but not anymore, there worthless now, nothing compared to the power that we hold. We will not be a stable that works with power in numbers, we are fine the way we are, we don't need anyone to back us up, we aren't that pathetic. We will work as a team together, the four of us. First off, you already know Ayden, now you don't know these other two, first off this tall white dude... his name is Mike Anderson, most commenly known to us as... Mikey. Now this rather strong, scarey looking guy is called, "Ruthless" Denzel Covington, he is the groups bodyguard, he will wrestle now and then, but can he rather silent at times. Even if he doesn't talk, he is still deadly with his ways. Now I believe some of them have something to say.

[Thorn holds out the mic but both Mike Anderson and Ayden grab it at the same time. They precede to do rock-paper-scissors for it, and again, Ayden wins, he's viturally unbeatable at rock-paper-scissors.]

Ayden Caldato - Tom Stone.. Two words I have come to hate.. You can't blame me.. Stone has screwed us all.. Each and every last one of us has felt the 'Canadian Rage' and had to put up with his screw job matches. Personally, I haven't had to put up with half as much sh*t as the rest of you, but already, I've had enough. Stone, I'm drawing the mother-f*cking line right here.. The jobbing, the screwing, EVERYTHING ends right here. Brandon Casten was the first to understand my anger... feel my pain... but he won't be the last. Years of torment, my anger lie dormant.. Brandon was lucky I let him leave the ring on both legs, but my next opponent won't be. I'm telling you this, not as a gimmick.. because I'm threw with gimmicks, tired of having to be some sort of cosmic being, here to aid Damian Starshot. Tired of trying to be a one man Revolution, when the truth remains that I'm not any of those things, I am Ayden Caldato, 2nd member and co-leader of the Guilty Party. My plans in the EWA will be noticed soon, and Stone may finally understand what he's dealing with.

[Ayden drops the mic with a serious look on his face. Mike slowly walks over to try and grab the mic, somewhat scared of Ayden, he quickly grabs the mic and gets out of distance before he begins to speaks.]

Mike Anderson - Well as you can all see a new stable has been formed, a supreme stable. So in other words a living hell for the wrestlers in this fed. With Thorn, Ayden Caldato, Denzel, and I forming a tight group of some of the most talented wrestlers in the business nobody can stop us. Now most of you might ask why Thorn, Ayden, and Denzel might pick a person that most of you have never even heard of to be in their stable. Well I'll tell you why, it's because they know I will always have their backs no matter what the situation is. Plus they know for a fact that I don't and never have liked that little bitch Hacker simply because of the fact he is pretty damn cocky and I can't stand it. Now I'm not meaning to piss the big man off... well I take that back I am. You see he can talk all the shit in the world but once you step through the ropes it's all about making that shit become a reality and in my opinion he can't do that. So you see I can wait for you to get some balls and challenge me or I can just kick your ass on the spot the next time I see you. It's you choice not mine. I hope you make the right one because once you step through the ropes with Mike Anderson your "Final Thoughts" are closer than you think. I've beaten good people and I've beaten great people so in my opinion I should have no problem with you. Now before you people say I'm cocky I have something to say to you... I know I'm cocky, but unlike Hacker I know that I can back my shit up and that's the difference between a mediocre wrestler... Hacker, and a great wrestler... ME. So now that The Guily Party have become an alliace it's easy to see that no one in this fed is safe. Not... even... Hacker.

[Mike Anderson hands the mic back to Thorn. Thorn gestures to hand it to Denzel but he shakes his head no, Thorn shrugs his shoulders and then tosses the mic far out into the crowd. He signals for the music to hit again, it does. The lights fade out, fog surrounds the EWAtron again, the violet lights from under the EWAtron flash all over the arena and then the Guilty Party banner appears on the EWAtron again as the violet lights shine on it. All four men look around at the HY2k members that were watching on from ring-side still beaten up, but wanted to hear what they could. They hurry back before The Guilty Party. After showing some pity, The Guilty Party lets Hostile Youth go back to there locker room before they leave, and as The Guilty Party leave, they signal the crowd as it roars with approval.]

Deuce - Well I guess that you weren't at Heat last week were you? Last week you not only saw that we worked as the well oiled machine that I said we would but we dominated the match from start to finish. So how do you think that we will do tonight?

Rachel Stevens - Deuce, you can finally get your hands on Nick tonight!! How does it feel??

Deuce - You know I can't tell you how it feels. But I'm gonna feel like a kid in the candy store.

Rachel Stevens - It's been announced earlier... Dino and Deuce will go ONE ON ONE at the PPV!! What are your thoughts on this HUGE, LAST MINUTE addition to the PPV???

Deuce - Well to tell you the truth its a smart idea. I mean finally the battle to end all wars.... Dino has a W over me and I have a W over him... time for Sudden Death baby.

[Ding, Ding, Ding!]

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen... the next match is scheduled for one fall, and is the MAIN EVENT!! First, at a total combined weighing of 527� pounds, accompanied to the ring by Tracey Lane, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante and "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante, The Sexy MF's!

["Master of Puppets" by Metallica blasts through the speakers, as Tracey Lane, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante and "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... at a total combined weighing of 492 pounds, Deuce and The Hustler, Menace 2 Society!

["Fucking Hostile" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as Menace 2 Society step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - MAN! LISTEN TO THIS AUDIENCE! THEY'RE JUST LOVING THIS TENSION IN THE RING!

Vic Canon - OHHHH, YOU BET! LOOK AT THESE 4 MEN! THEY'VE ALL GOT THEIR BUSINESS FACES ON!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH, AIN'T IT WICKED! THOSE VERY EXPRESION TELL US WE'RE GONNA SEE A WAR TONIGHT! MAN, LOOK AT WHAT'S GOIN' ON IN THE RING!

The Informer - We've got a set of staredowns... Dino and The Hustler are exchanging nothing but dirty looks! Remember, at one time The Hustler kidnapped Delsante's girl, Tracy Lane!

Vic Canon - And Bigg Daddy Deuce is going eye-to-eye with "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante! Everyone knows that these guys purely HATE each other!

Eddie Sensation - Awww, damn man! There's so much hate in this ring right now this arena may very well EXPLODE in a few seconds.

The Informer - It looks like Delsante and Diamante, The Sexy MF's are backing up to discuss some last minute strategy.

Vic Canon - No, Informer... you're wrong. It looks like they're simply gonna play some mind games here by high-fiving each other.

Eddie Sensation - Yeah HA! You've gotta love their cocky attitudes!

The Informer - OH I DON'T THINK SO!! MENACE 2 SOCIETY IS STARTING THIS ONE OFF WITH A BANG!!

Vic Canon - WOW! DEUCE AND THE HUSTLER ARE STICKING TO THEIR PURE "BUSINESS-LIKE" ATTITUDES! THEY ATTACKED NICKY AND DINO D IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR HIGH-FIVING SESSION!

Eddie Sensation - THAT JUST SHOWS YOU RIGHT THERE THAT MENACE 2 SOCIETY HAS TO CHEAT TO WIN! I DON'T LIKE THOSE 2 PUNKS AT ALL!

The Informer - CHEAT TO WIN? WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT TIL THIS ONE IS OVER, EDDIE! RIGHT NOW THIS ONE IS PURE CHAOS! LOOK AT DEUCE, HE HAS DIAMANTE BACKED UP IN THE CORNER AND HE'S NAILING HIM WITH SOME VICIOUS REVERSE KNIFE-EDGES! OUCH, DID YOU HEAR THE STING OF THAT?

Vic Canon - DAMN! I SURE DID! AND LOOK TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! THE HUSTLER AND "THE CORNERSTONE" ARE JUST GOING AT IT WITH FLYING FISTS!! THERE'S NO LOVE LOST BETWEEN THESE GUYS!

Eddie Sensation - AWW, DAMN NO! THE HUSTLER JUST NAILED DELSANTE WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE! COME ON!

The Informer - HA HA! I LOVE IT!

Vic Canon - The Hustler and Bigg Daddy Deuce just exchanged a look! What's this? OH! THEY'RE GONNA.... HUSTLER TOSSES DINO, AND DEUCE TOSSES NICK.... OH HELL!! WHAT A MEETING OF THE MINDS! DELSANTE AND DIAMANTE JUST FORCEFULLY RAN INTO EACH OTHER FROM THEIR OPPONENT'S RESPECTIVE IRISH WHIPS!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! NO!! SAY IT AIN'T SO! REF, GET CONTROL OF THIS THING!

The Informer - DID YOU SEE THAT IMPACT? DINO DELSANTE JUST WENT FLYING ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Tracy Lane heads quickly around the corner to console her fiance!

Vic Canon - But look in the ring! Deuce and The Hustler are getting ready to do a number on Diamante!

Eddie Sensation - BLOODY MURDER!!! BLOODY MURDER!!! STOP THIS THING! THIS IS ILLEGAL!!!

The Informer - Calm down, Sensation! Watch the action in the ring! The Hustler throws Nicky D to the ropes... Diamante heads back... BAAAACK BODY DROP!!! AND DEUCE CATCHES DIAMANTE!!!! POWERBOMB!!! WE SAW THAT MOVE LAST WEEK!!! WHAT AN AWESOME DISPLAY OF ATHLETISIM! AND NICKY D IS IN PAIN!

Vic Canon - Deuce heads back to the corner, and The Hustler goes for the cover on "The Diamond Stud"! 1... 2... KICK OUT BY THE STUD!

Eddie Sensation - GIVE ME AIR! I NEED AIR! HELP, I'M DYING!

The Informer - A few minutes into this match, and this one has been ALL Menace 2 Society!

Vic Canon - Fans, you should watch this match really closely because it will give you a great indication of what you will see at "Extreme & Uncensored '99" this Sunday on pay-per-view! As we found out earlier tonight, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante has been signed to square off against Bigg Daddy Deuce!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah! Think back to our last pay-per-view, "Rage in a Cage 2"! Remember the ending of that championship match? Dino Delsante basically cost Deuce the EWA Heavyweight Title against Zed! Do you think Deuce and Delsante don't hate each other? I think you're smokin' some BAD stinky-green if you think these guys wouldn't tear each other limb from limb!

The Informer - As The Hustler works on Diamante's arm in the ring, let me remind you that this will be the third time in pro-wrestling history that Deuce and Dino Delsante have wrestled one-on-one. In Diamante's organization, the D.O.A.-PRO, these men split 2 decisions, and we're gonna have the rubber match at Extreme & Uncensored '99!

Vic Canon - It's gonna be a classic too! With Diamante facing Sir Psycho Sexy, Thorn facing Zed for the EWA Heavyweight belt... FANS, YOU SIMPLY CAN'T MISS EWA EXTREME AND UNCENSORED '99!

Eddie Sensation - YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, BRO! OH! LOOK, IN THE RING! DIAMANTE JUST NAILED THE HUSTLER WITH A SWIFT LOW-BLOW! THE REF SAW IT, BUT HE CAN'T THROW A MATCH OF THIS MAGNITUDE OUT THE WINDOW BECAUSE OF THAT! HAHAHA! I LOVE THIS STUFF!

The Informer - With control now, Diamante brings The Hustler over to The Sexy MF's corner. Diamante tags in Delsante! Dino D enters the ring...

Vic Canon - "The Diamond Stud" throws The Hustler to the ropes... Hustler runs back, and Diamante executes the drop toe-hold! AND DINO DELSANTE FINISHES THINGS OFF WITH A KNEE DROP TO THE BACK OF THE HUSTLER'S CRANIUM! THE HUSTLER CAN'T TAKE MUCH OF THIS!

Eddie Sensation - That's right! Keep in mind that The Hustler has already wrestled once tonight against Sir Psycho Sexy in the finals of the "TDS" tourney. And thanks to my man Nicky D, The Hustler ain't going to the PPV to face Nicky D!

The Informer - The Sexy MF's are showing some good co-ordination here. These 2 teams really are the talk of the tag team division in the EWA right now!

Vic Canon - And rightfully so! These teams have a lot of skills, and I'd say that the winners of this match would be in line for a shot against da Bj Boys sooner than later.

Eddie Sensation - HA HA! YEAH MAN, WICKED! CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? WHAT'S NICKY D GONNA DO THIS TIME WHEN HE GETS HIS HANDS ON "INFERNO" ADAM KRESS!

The Informer - Don't even bring up his actions... they were a black-eye on pro-wrestling, and the EWA in general!

Vic Canon - In the ring, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante is choking The Hustler by forcing his neck against the middle rope! Listen to Dino! He's yelling something towards the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler! He's probably still pissed over the kidnapping situation from months ago!

Eddie Sensation - The ref is pulling Delsante off of The Hustler! Look at The Hustler just layin' there, hangin' on the ropes by his neck like a chicken! Oh!! OH YEAH, GIVE IT TO HIM HUUUNNNNY!!!

The Informer - HEY! ON THE OUTSIDE, TRACY LANE JUST SLAPPED THE TASTE OUT OF THE HUSTLER'S MOUTH! KEEP HER OUT OF THIS MATCH!

Vic Canon - She's got a lot of guts, I'll tell you that! Look at Diamante on the apron! He's laughing like an animal! And now he high-fives Lane!

Eddie Sensation - TALK ABOUT POETIC-JUSTIC! THAT'LL TEACH THE HUSTLER TO BE A WOMANIZER!

The Informer - I'm not sure how smart that was, anyway. All it could have done is provoke The Hustler more!

Vic Canon - Dino Delsante sends The Hustler to the turnbuckle, and follows in with a.... OH MY GOODNESS! THE HUSTLER JUST GOT A BOOT UP RIGHT IN TIME! DELSANTE IS IN PAIN!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! DINO!! NICK!! SOMEONE STOP THE HUSTLER!! HE'S GOING OVER TO TAG DEUCE WHO'S BEEN SITTING IN THE CORNER SINCE THIS MATCH STARTED!

The Informer - DELSANTE IS HEADING FOR DIAMANTE IN THE CORNER! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD ERRUPT!

Vic Canon - "THE CORNERSTONE" TAGS "THE DIAMOND STUD"! AND.... AND...

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!!!! NO!!! AWWW DAMNIT!!!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER MAKES THE TAG TO BIIIIIIIGG DADDY DEUCE!!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD ERRUPT!

Vic Canon - NICK GOES RUNNING INTO DEUCE... AND DEUCE CATCHES DIAMANTE BY THE NECK WITH ONE HAND!!! OHHH, HE LIFTS NICK.... CHOKESLAM!!! CHOKESLAM!! WHAT A MOVE!!

Eddie Sensation - OH NO!! HERE COMES DELSANTE!! OH GOD NO!! DEUCE GRABS DELSANTE IN A BEAR HUG... NO!!! A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!! GOOD LORD THAT ONE MOVED THE RING A FEW INCHES!! DEUCE IS ON FIRE!!!

The Informer - Delsante slips to the outside again! OH NO BUT THIS TIME THE HUSTLER NAILES HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE OFF THE APRON!! THE HUSTER IS EXPLODING ON DELSANTE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! INSIDE THE RING, DEUCE IS GOING BUCK-WILD ON NICKY D!

Vic Canon - SOMEBODY TRY TO CONVINCE ME THAT THE EWA ISN'T THE PLACE TO BE RIGHT NOW! THIS MATCH HAS MY PULSE GOIN' FASTER THAN EVER!!

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS!!! AHH! DAMNIT, SOMEONE HELP DIAMANTE!!

The Informer - DEUCE NAILS A HUGE DDT ON NICK DIAMANTE! THE COVER!! 1... 2... OHHH SO DAMN CLOSE!! DIAMANTE KICKS OUT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME, PARDON THE PUN!

Vic Canon - WE'VE GOT 2 REAL HUGE WARS GOING ON HERE AT THE SAME TIME!! THE HUSTLER IS CONTROLLING A BATTLE AGAINST DINO DELSANTE ON THE OUTSIDE!! OUCH!! THE HUSTLER JUST PUNCHED DINO RIGHT IN THE NOSE!!

Eddie Sensation - SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THIS! THE HUSTLER IS TURNING THIS INTO A HARDCORE MATCH! AND DINO D HATES HARDCORE JAGOFFS! WHY ISN'T THE REF STOPPING THIS MATCH AND DISQUALIFYING THE HUSTLER?

The Informer - You've got a decent point there, but like you said earlier... the ref isn't just gonna stop this thing for minor offences of the rules! WE'VE GOT A BATTLE GOING ON HERE, AND EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE IT END!

Vic Canon - DAMN RIGHT, AND SO DO WE!

Eddie Sensation - OH SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU! YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF! HEY! HEY! HEY! YEAH!! YEAH BABY YEAH!! DINO DELSANTE JUST MADE A COMBO OUT OF THE HUSTLER'S HEAD AND THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! BOOH YEAH!

The Informer - DAMN! THAT WAS VICIOUS! OH DAMNIT! AND IN THE RING, NICK DIAMANTE JUST KICKED DEUCE IN THE MIDSECTION! HE'S GOING FOR SOMETHING... MAYBE A PILEDRIVER?

Vic Canon - DIAMANTE LIFTS DEUCE... OHH AND HE EXECUTES A HUGE POWERBOMB ON BIG DADDY DEUCE!! THAT MIGHT BE THE END! IS NICK GONNA GO FOR A COVER?

Eddie Sensation - NO!! DELSANTE HAS TAKEN CARE OF THE HUSTLER ON THE OUTSIDE, AND NOW DINO IS SIGNALING SOMETHING TO NICKY D!

The Informer - What are they doing? Oh no! It looks as if Delsante is heading to the top rope! The Hustler is just barely moving on the outside, but I don't think he's gonna have time to stop this!

Vic Canon - Nick brings Deuce to his feet, and it looks like Diamante is going to lift him in a suplex!

Eddie Sensation - They're all set and in position! "The Diamond Stud" lifts Deuce in a vertical suplex!!

The Informer - HE'S HOLDING HIM VERTICALLY!! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF NICK DIAMANTE!! WHAT A POWERHOUSE!!!

Vic Canon - ON THE TOP ROPES, DINO'S READY!! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?????

Eddie Sensation - JACKHAMMER BY NICKY D!! HE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY... AND WHAM!! A FROG SPLASH BY "THE CORNERSTONE"!!!

The Informer - GOOD LORD!! JESUS MURPHY WHAT A MOVE!!

Vic Canon - I HAVE NEVER, IN ALL OF MY DAYS IN WRESTING, SEEN SUCH A VICIOUS AND VISUALLY INTRIGUING MOVE AS THAT ONE!!

Eddie Sensation - THAT'S "SEX & VIOLENCE"!!! AND YOU GUYS BETTER REMEMBER IT!!

The Informer - Delsante goes for the pin!

Vic Canon - He's in position... but... the ref isn't counting! He's saying something to Delsante!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! DAMNIT!! NO!! DINO ISN'T THE LEGAL GUY?? NICK IS??? WHAT IS THIS CRAP!!

The Informer - NOW DIAMANTE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!

Vic Canon - BUT THE REFEREE IS MAKING SURE DELSANTE GOES TO HIS CORNER!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT IS THIS??? THIS IS A LOAD OF CRAP!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW THE EWA OFFICIALS ARE SO OPENLY BIAS TOWARDS THE SEXY MF'S!!!

The Informer - WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!! THE HUSTLER SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING WITH A METAL FOLDING CHAIR!!!

Vic Canon - WHAM!!! THE HUSTLER NAILS "THE DIAMOND STUD" WITH THE CHAIR!!

Eddie Sensation - THE REF TURNS AROUND... AND DINO RUNS FOR THE HUSTLER!! DELSANTE TACKLES THE HUSTLER!! THIS IS INSANITY!!!

The Informer - HEY!! WHAT'S GOING ON?? THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!! WHAT'S THE OFFICIAL DECISION IN THIS CONTEST?? I DON'T GET IT!!

Vic Canon - WHO KNOWS?? BUT THAT'S NOT THE IMPORTANT THING RIGHT NOW!! WE'VE GOT ALL 4 MEN GOING AT IT IN THE RING!! THIS IS INSANITY AT IT'S BEST, JUST LIKE EDDIE SAID!!

Eddie Sensation - YOU BET IT IS!! BUT I KNOW WHY THE REF RANG THE BELL! HE SAW THE HUSTLER WITH THE CHAIR, SO HE DISQUALIFIED HIM!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS??? THAT MEANS THAT "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICK DIAMANTE AND "THE CORNERSTONE" DINO DELSANTE HAVE WON THIS MATCH VIA DISQUALIFICATION!!! THE SEXY MF'S HAVE WON THIS MATCH!!! LET'S PAINT THE TOWN RED FOR THE GREATEST TEAM IN EWA HISTORY!!!

The Informer - YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! WE WON'T KNOW UNTIL WE HEAR IT FROM CHRIS MYERS!

Vic Canon - THIS RING IS FILLING UP WITH OFFICIALS REALLY FAST! DAMN! THERE MUST BE A GOOD 25 TO 30 REFS, SUITS AND PRELIMINARY WRESTLERS OUT HERE TRYING TO BREAK UP THESE 4 MEN!!

Eddie Sensation - IF THIS IS ANY HINT OF WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN ON SUNDAY, THEN "EXTREME AND UNCENSORED '99" IS GONNA BE WILD!!

The Informer - Hold on guys! The ref is over talking to Chris Myers, so we should have an announcement any second now!

Vic Canon - Great! Finally!

Eddie Sensation - I'm telling you guys! The Sexy MF's have won this match!

The Informer - Shut up and we might find out!

Vic Canon - Here we go!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have you attention please. The referee has chosen to stop this match due to the fact that he lost control of order! Therefore, the result of this match is a double-disqualification!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!! WHAT A RIP-OFF!!

The Informer - There you have it! The fans in the arena don't like it, but that's the way it goes down!

Vic Canon - But what a match this was! I haven't seen such a great tag team war in ages!

Eddie Sensation - IT'S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST DIAMANTE AND DELSANTE, I'M TELLING YOU!

The Informer - Whatever! Fans, we hope you enjoyed Tuesday Night Heat, and we strongly encourage you to... OH DAMN! OH MAN!! IT'S BREAKING OUT INTO AN ALL OUT WAR AGAIN IN THE RING!!! DEUCE JUST LEAPED TOWARDS DINO DELSANTE THROUGH ALL THESE OFFICIALS!! DAMNIT!! WE NEED MORE CONTROL!!

Vic Canon - FANS!! JOIN IS ON SUNDAY FOR "EXTREME & UNCENSORED '99"!! IT'LL BE THE LAST EWA PAY-PER-VIEW OF THE MILLENNIUM, SO WE HOPE YOU CHECK IT OUT!! FOR THE INFORMER AND EDDIE SENSATION, I'M VIC CANON SAYING... OH MY GOD DIAMANTE JUST KICKED THE HUSTLER IN THE NUTS!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! TAKE IT EASY PEOPLE!!! SEE YA SUNDAY!!