The Informer - WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A STUD WITH A CORNERSTONE?? YOU GET 2 SEXY MF's WHO ARE READY TO EXPLAIN WHY THEY ATTACKED BIGG DADDY DEUCE HERE TONIGHT!

Vic Canon - THAT'S RIGHT! TONIGHT WE GET THE ANSWERS ON WHY DIAMANTE AND DELSANTE JUMPED BIGG DADDY DEUCE JUST ONE WEEK AGO!

Eddie Sensation - THEY DID IT BECAUSE THEY'RE SMART!! TONIGHT IS GONNA BE A TON OF FUN!! I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR FROM THE SEXY MF's!

The Informer - Speaking og tag teams, the EWA Tag Team Champions will be in attendance tonight as Da Bj Boys face the team of "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington and Antrim! How are they gonna get along??

Vic Canon - They're not! Period!

Eddie Sensation - Wars amongst teams... I love it! Zed and Thorn are gonna experience the same here tonight attempting to be a team!

The Informer - I wonder if they'll be able to put heir differences aside to try and win here tonight!

Vic Canon - If they keep focused, they'll do great!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, yeah! WHATEVER! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DAMN LINE-UP HERE! NICKY AND DINO D ARE ABOUT TO GET OUT HERE AND GLOAT! I LOVE IT... LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! I'M TIRED OF PLAYIN' GAMES!!!

The Informer - If you say so! Fans, stay tuned for 2 hours of great EWA action! Let's go up to the ring with Rachel Stevens!

[The arena lights dim slowly as a pulsing sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a mixed version of the 2 songs "Back In Black" by AC/DC and "Got The Life" by Korn hits the PA system, as thousands of disgruntled fans begin to stand and boo tremendously! The entranceway fills with dark-coloured smoke hit by strobe-lighting as "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante and "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante step out from behind the curtain, side-by-side with huge smiles on their faces, and Tracy Lane by Dino's side. They make their way to the ring as they torment the fans along the way...]

The Informer - Not an ounce of class what-so-ever! You'd think that their actions of last week would be enough... but NO! They have to act like the 2 biggest jackasses in this arena!

Vic Canon - There's no doubt that Diamante and Delsante, the Sexy MF's, are the kinds of guys who will live off of a croud's anger. but when it comes down to it, I have to ask the question... Has the EWA ever seen a better unit in tag-team wrestling?

Eddie Sensation - Oh no way! The Regulators were good... but that's about the best the EWA ever had. These 2 men right here will be the standard-setters for the EWA's tag-team division! And Informer, before you continue judging these men... get your facts straight! You may not like them... and the way they torment the fans, but don't you ever say that the Sexy MF's don't have class! That is totally wrong!

The Informer - Class? They're just in a class of their own... and it's a low-class!

Vic Canon - They're in the ring and ready to go!

Rachel Stevens - Here they are! The newest tag-team in the EW...

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Dino, who does this chick think she is? Can you believe she's actually putting her obvious attraction towards us aside and trying to act like a professional?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I told you once, and I'll tell every woman here, I'm a one woman man.

Vic Canon - And that one woman is the lovely Tracy Lane!

Rachel Stevens - Please, gentlemen... I just want a few comments about last week concerning Bigg Daddy Deuce, and the reason you 2 men joined forces. How long did you have this plan in the works, gentlemen?

Eddie Sensation - Rumor has it that these men were twins separated at birth!

The Informer - Here we go...

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Rachel... Bigg Daddy Deuce is the biggest fish I've ever reeled in, over and over again! You would think that he'd learn by now not to mess with Nick Diamante. I had my little scuffle with Deuce under control, but I began to realize something... A Deuce/Delsante fire which once existed had been re-lit in the last few weeks. Back in the D.O.A.-PRO days, Bigg Daddy Deuce and "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante were 2 of my biggest and best stars. They had a lot of problems with each other, and as any good promoter would do... I made sure they battled it out in the ring... and they eventually went on to split 2 decisions. There was a lot of bad blood between these men, but they were anything but tied in the talent department. Deuce needed the aid of 2 men to beat Dino D... but when Dino earned the "W" representing a win against Deuce... he did it all on his own! Isn't that right Dino D!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Nick, Rachel, and all of you idiots... especially you in the third row, make no mistake. Deuce is a tough guy, but we all know what happens to tough guys. They get taken out by the better man. So, Deuce, what's going to be your excuse now? Huh? Without Blitzkrieg, you have friends here. In fact, I think that I might have more than Nicky D on my side. Who are you going to get to help your ass this time?

Rachel Stevens - Do you gentlemen plan on focusing only on the EWA tag-team titles, or do you have other plans?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Rachel, just like James Bond says, "The World Title is not enough." We want the tag straps, we want the world title, we want them all. But what we want to do is be like God. We are going to remake the EWA in our own Sexy Image. Tell 'em Nick!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well, everybody knows that Nicky D, the Klansman of the EWA, has already de-railed one-half of the mighty Kress Express. So, Bj Boys, I'll tell you this much. When Dino and I finally decide it's time to take you chumps out... believe me, you'll know it! But when you speak the names of "The Cornerstone" and "The Diamond Stud"... you automatically think of greatness. No, indeed... The world is not enough, and Dino and I are gonna take it all!

Vic Canon - These men have some pretty fruitfull plans!

The Informer - A plan is one thing. Turning that plan into an accomplishment is another totally different story!

Eddie Sensation - I plan to shove my foot up your ass soon... so, are you saying I can't? [Laughs]

Rachel Stevens - Guys, level with me. Since you've been in the EWA, respectively... everyone has been talking about how you 2 are such good friends? Didn't you just meet a few months ago? How can this supposed "bond" have been built in such a short period of time?

The Informer - Great point!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - [Laughs] You're a real piece of work Rachel, ya know that? I can look directly into your eyes, past the bags of silicone and the 50 pounds of blue eye-shadow, and you know what I see? Believe it or not, I see Tom Stone. I bet Stone put you up to that last comment, in an attempt to drive a wedge between "The Stud" and "The Cornerstone". Well, after we're done this little promo... you be sure to go back and tell Stone that Nicky and Dino D were too smart for his games, once again. Now, to answer that question, let me lay it down real simple so even a brilliant blonde like you can understand, Missy Sissy Stevens. Have you ever heard of love at first site?

Rachel Stevens - Yes...

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Now, even though I have no physical attraction towards Dino's "Cornerstone"... I... I mean, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante [Laughs]... Overall, I am in love with this man's mind for our sport of pro-wrestling. When I look at Dino, I see myself... A briliant showman who simply 'has it'! He has what it takes to be an innovator, and what better man than "The Cornerstone" Dino D to walk side-by-side with through the jungles of the EWA?

Eddie Sensation - Now there's a good point for ya!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - That's right, Rachel. The only one who admires "The Cornerstone's" cornerstone is the lady with the big ass rock on her finger. Rachel, when I think of my friend, I think of Jack Suede. I think of the man who by raising the bar of what professional wrestling is, made me a better wrestler, and, honey, I was damn good to begin with. After the DOA Pro closed shop, I needed to do a few things on my own. I love my MVP Brothers, but sometimes, a man has to do for himself. I looked around, to Hollywood, to the West Coast, Asia, all over. And when Stone had the balls to offer me an announce position, I looked over the roster. There, in red flashing HTML, was Nick Diamante. I said to myself, "This f*cker marketed the hell out of me in the DOA. Slow, at first, but he got the point. I owe this bastard something. So I signed up and made my commitment to excellence clear. First couple of weeks, maybe even months, we didn't get together. Eventually, after WWC, we got together to talk about old times, and decided that the EWA and the World needed shaking up. And Deuce was the only place either of us could start.

Rachel Stevens - Mr. Delsante, now that you are a full-time pro-wrestler in the EWA, can we expect you to continue your EWA color-commentating duties?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - My contract has been restructured, and yes, I will begin my wrestling career here in the EWA at Extreme and Uncensored and continue my color duties behind the mic.

Rachel Stevens - With that all understood and behind us now, tell us... who will be the first targets of the Sexy MF's?

[Both men look at each other and begin to laugh for a few moments. Suddenly, "I, Zombie" by White Zombie begins to blast over the arena's PA system as Bigg Daddy Deuce steps out from behind the curtains...]

The Informer - OH MY GOODNESS IT'S BIGG DADDY DEUCE! LISTEN TO THESE FANS GO INSANE!

Vic Canon - Over the last few weeks, the fans of the EWA have grown to respect the Bigg Daddy more than ever before!

Eddie Sensation - What's he doing out here anyway? Does he think he stands a chance against 2 men? Does he not remember last week?

[Instead of speaking right off the bat, Deuce waits a few moments for the crowd to calm down...]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well, if it isn't the walking wounded!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - What's this all about? You have your time to talk in [Looks at watch] 45 minutes. You're cutting into my TV time a$$hole, and no one cuts in to MY TV time!

[Deuce smiles and confidently point to the curtains, as a man walks out...]

The Informer - Who... who is that?

Vic Canon - IT'S THE HUSTLER! THE HUSTLER IS OUT HERE WITH BIGG DADDY DEUCE!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT???? HOW IN THE HELL??? WHY???

The Informer - Exactly!

Deuce - Come on guys... is that the best that you have? You would think that after all this shit that has gone down lately that I would tuck tail and run.... I mean first Nick D takes out Blitzkreig. Then cause not one but two heavyweight title matches and then we got "The Cornerstone" a man that has been a thorn in my side ever since the DOA.

The Informer - I saw those matches, and they were both classics!

Deuce - Now I am sure that the two of you remember my good friend Hustler don't you? I know that Tracey does.... yeah Hustler was there when we took you precious girlie there Dino. And I might say I can see why you popped the question cause if I found a girl with talents like hers I'd settle down too. But enough about the household chores.... I think that we have an answer to Ms. Stevens question, who is gonna be the Sexy MF's first opponents... well I think by gawd you are looking at them. Let me introduce the world to the.... MENACE 2 SOCIETY!

Eddie Sensation - MENACE 2 SOCIETY??? OH NO!

Vic Canon - Looks like the EWA tag-team division has just received another team!

The Hustler - That's right punks, Deuce and I are challenging you to a Tag Team match up for next Heat! You two have been causing a whole lot of shit for my boy here, the Bigg Daddy Deuce, and that's going to stop, I guaran-damn-tee it! Diamante, you may have been a former boss of mine, but I still going to break you in half. You took out Blitz, my good friend, and my tag team partner in YOUR fed, the DOA-Pro. Now, since he can't wrestle anymore, I'm going to kick your ass for him! And then, once I get past all these pieces of garbage in the TDS Tournament, I'm going to beat your human-bowling-pin ass again. Dino, I don't have much to say to you, except that you should have thought twice before teaming up with that slob standing next to you, because he's put you in the line of fire of Extremity At Its Best and the Bigg Daddy Deuce. Deuce wanted the best partner, well, he got the best partner in the damn fed! Next week at Heat, look forward to joining the illustrious class of Getting Hustled 101, and realizing the very true fact that, for the tandem of Menace 2 Society......YOUR PAIN IS OUR GAIN!!!

The Informer - It's official! Next week, right here on Tuesday Night Heat! We're gonna see the debut of the EWA's 2 newest teams as The Sexy MF's battle Menace 2 Society! What a story!

Vic Canon - Delsante and Diamante don't look too happy about this! And since this isn't a singles match, Diamante can't do anything contractually to stop it! That's justice for ya!

Eddie Sensation - NO! NO! THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!

The Informer - STAY WITH US! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

The Informer - Welcome back to Heat folks... Moments ago it was announced... Nick Diamante and Dino Delsante, The Sexy MF's will go one on one with Menace 2 Society, Deuce and The Hustler next week on Tuesday Night Heat!

Vic Canon - What a shocker that one was!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah... who would have thought?? The Hustler and Deuce! Together?!

The Informer - I've been told that Rob DiMarco is backstage with Leroy and Sir Psycho Sexy! Lets send it to the back!

Sir Psycho Sexy - My reaction? Are you serious? I'll tell you what my reaction is. Week in and week out, these so called "superstars" go on and on about how great they are, and how much I suck. But, funny enough, I HAVEN'T BEEN PINNED and I HAVEN'T SUBMITTED! I'd like to know what program these jerks are watching.

Rob DiMarco - We all know that Denial and Hacker aren't really.... FRIENDS these days.... Are you guys going to have to put ANY effort into this match, or do you think that you can leave it to them two to determine their fate?

Sir Psycho Sexy - Leroy?

Leroy - Wha?

Sir Psycho Sexy - The man asked you a question.

Leroy - He did?

Sir Psycho Sexy - Well, yeah. In a tag team interview, it's customary for both men to share the mic.

Leroy - Word?

Sir Psycho Sexy - Yeah, word.

Leroy - [Pauses] What was da qwestion?

Rob DiMarco - Moving on... Sir Psycho Sexy.... Tonight is another TDS Tournament Match. The winner will go on to wrestle you next week on Heat! Are you going to keep an eye on that match?

Sir Psycho Sexy - I'm going to go on record as saying I could give a flying fig who wins the TDS Match. Either way, who cares? I mean, I've dogged the Wildman. I'll dog the Hustler. Out of the way, and let's get this party started with a bang.

Rob DiMarco - Guys?

The Informer - Thanks Rob.... Hold on a second... I've just been told that something is going on in the Parking Lot!

Vic Canon - Get a camera back there!

Eddie Sensation - HEY! THATS MY CAR DAMMIT! GET OFF OF IT!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!

The Informer - Calm down Eddie! Look at the bright side, you'll get a brand new one from Stone!

Vic Canon - The Hustler just shoved The Wildman off the top of the car!

Eddie Sensation - HEY LOOK! THERE'S "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICK DIAMANTE!! HE'S GETTING INTO THE CAR!!

The Informer - Nick slams it in reverse, and The Hustler rolls down the windsheild!! OH NO!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!

Vic Canon - WHAM!! OH GOD! NICK JUST NAILED THE HUSTLER WITH THE CAR!! HE'S SICK! NICK DIAMANTE IS A SICK MAN!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHAHHAHA!! I LOVE IT!! HE'S DRIVING MY CAR!! THAT THING IS WORTH ALL KINDS OF MONEY NOW!!! YES!!!! I DON'T NEED STONE'S CHEAP REPLACEMENT CAR!!!

The Informer - The Wildman is up... He's standing over The Hustler's body laughing! LOOK OUT!!

Vic Canon - OH!! MR. JOHNSON JUST NAILED THE WILDMAN WITH THE NIGHTRAIN!!! THE WILDMAN AND THE HUSTLER ARE LAYING SIDE BY SIDE!

Eddie Sensation - Mr. Johnson is taking off!

The Informer - What the hell was that all about?

Eddie Sensation - Think you idiot... Mr. Johnson is Deuce's bodyguard, and lately The Wildman and Deuce have been taking cheap shots at each other!

Vic Canon - Chris Myers is waiting in the ring....

["Sir Psycho Sexy" by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers blasts through the speakers, as Leroy and Sir Psycho Sexy step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... First, standing 7' and weighing in at 341 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, Hacker!

["Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple blasts through the speakers, as Hacker steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his partner, standing 6'4" and weighing in at 258 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, Denial!

["Denial" by Sevendust blasts through the speakers, as Denial steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - We're about to kick off our opening match! Oh, by the way folks... Althought Dino Delsante has decided to continue doing color commentary every week, he will not be joining us this week.

Vic Canon - That's a shame... There's a few questions I wouldn't mind asking him!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, I would've got his autograph!

The Informer - Leroy is starting this match off against Hacker! Leroy kicks him in the gut.... DDT!

Vic Canon - Hacker's in trouble already! I'm still wondering if Hacker and Denial can act as a team and take a win tonight!

Eddie Sensation - Leroy looks a lot like that Mr. Johnson guy... wouldn't you say??

The Informer - Sure Eddie..... Leroy throws Hacker to the ropes... BIG BOOT! Hacker goes down! Leroy goes for the pin... 1... 2.... No! Hacker kicks out! Leroy lifts him to his feet, and throws him into the corner...... OH!

Vic Canon - Big Splash! Hacker falls face first in the middle of the ring! Leroy tags in Sir Psycho Sexy... Leroy scoops up Hacker... Oh! Gorilla Press Slam into a drop! Sir Psycho Sexy is on top! LOOK OUT!!

Eddie Sensation - OH!

The Informer - The Sexy Sault!!!

Vic Canon - Beautifully executed Asai Moonsault! Sir Psycho Sexy goes for the pin... 1... 2.... No! Hacker kicks out!

Eddie Sensation - Sir Psycho Sexy throws Hacker into the corner... He whips him to the other side... OH NO! HHAHAHA!

The Informer - Hacker and Denial just knocked heads! Denial is out on the outside! Hacker stumbling backswards in the ring... WHAM! REVERSE DDT by Sexy!

Vic Canon - Denial and Hacker are starting to mess up a bit!

Eddie Sensation - "Da Nile is a rassla??" HAHAHHAHA!

The Informer - Sir Psycho Sexy has Hacker on his feet... The Sexy Plex! Sexy goes for the pin... 1... 2... Wait a minute... Denial just put Hacker's foot on the bottom rope!

Vic Canon - Denial is now on the apron... He and Sir Psycho Sexy are face to face!

Eddie Sensation - Hacker is getting up!! Look out!!

The Informer - Hacker rolls up Sir Psycho Sexy... 1... 2... No! Just out!

Vic Canon - Hacker picks up Sir Psycho Sexy, and rakes him in the eyes! Hacker throws Sexy to the corner... Sexy reverses, Hacker goes into the corner. Wait a minute... Denial just tagged himself in!

Eddie Sensation - That won't sit well with Hacker!

The Informer - Denial gets into the ring... He ducks a clothesline... BIG DDT BY DENIAL! He goes for the cover... 1... 2... No! Hacker just pulled Denial off Sexy!

Vic Canon - Denial and Hacker are face to face! Hacker shoves Denial... Sir Psycho Sexy rolls him up... 1.... 2.... 3!!! SEXY WINS!

Chris Myers - The winners of this match, Sir Psycho Sexy & Leroy!

Eddie Sensation - Look! Hacker is laughing! He's halfway down the aisle already! Denial is chasing him!!

The Informer - Well that won't do much... Hacker's already out of here...

Vic Canon - Let's send it backstage... Rob DiMarco is waiting for Denial!

Denial - Yes... Hacker has probably been dwelling on the fact that he has lost to me this whole week. Why he had to be my partner just tore him apart. He didn't want to to fight with me he wanted to fight against me and that ended the match for us....I do not blame Hacker for his actions though but he I will get revenge on him for attacking me.

Rob DiMarco - Next week, you will be taking on Hacker in a Non-Title Match! And I've been told that if you win this match, you will be going to Extreme & Uncensored '99 as the #1 Contender for the North American Title! What are your thoughts on this news??

Denial - I've beaten Hacker before I am sure I can do it again.... twice. I am glad that Mr. Stone has realized that I have what it takes to win the North American Title. This title shot won't go to waste... that title will be around my waist. Hacker can't deny it and neither will any.... body.... else!

The Hustler - Rachel, this match will not be for the weak of heart, I can say that for sure. Wildman and I have been feuding since the re-opening of the EWA a couple months ago, and I've wanted to get my hands on him for quite some time now. Lately, he has been totally undermining my abilities as a hardcore fighter, which has pissed me off like you wouldn't believe. I know I'm one of the best in the world, as does the entire wrestling business, and I think Wildman knows too, he's just too scared to admit it. Tonight, I'm going to beat his ass in the ring, outside the ring, up and and down the entrance ramp, to hell and back, just to show this man what I'm capable of, and that I'm the one man who he just can't beat. Tonight will be no more words, only extremely violent actions, and Wildman is going to find out the hard way why I'm called Extremity At Its Best.

Rachel Stevens - Earlier tonight, you two met in the parking lot... Did that confrontation have any affect on you??

The Hustler - That brawl in the parking lot showed me that he wants to win this TDS Tournament almost as much as I do. I say "almost", because no one wants this tournament more than me. Wildman, we are kind of cut from the same cloth. We both really don't give a shit about anything but winning and putting others through pain. In the parking lot, I could see in his eyes the same bloodlust I feel inside me. That confrontation showed me that I have to be on top my game tonight, without mistakes like I had against Thorn last week. The desire is there for The Wildman, its a shame the victory WON'T be.

Rachel Stevens - This is also a TDS Tournament Match... are you concerned about moving on, or are do you just want The Wildman?

The Hustler - Well, to tell you the truth, I want to take the TDS Tournament like no one else. Nick Diamante put my good friend Blitz out of wrestling, and I want to get my own revenge for that. Plus, I want to prove to the EWA and the world that I am just not a great hardcore fighter, but an all-around amazing wrestler and athlete, who could take out anybody in his path. The Wildman, I've wanted him in the ring for a while now, but I wanted it to be on extreme terms. That way I could show off why I believe I am just that much better with hardcore ability than a veteran like Wildman. Facing him in the TDS Tournament, I guess I kill two birds with one stone, its just too bad I won't be facing Wildman under extreme rules. I'm going to kick Wildman's ass here tonight, then I'll destroy Sir Psycho Sexy, then I'll take out the "Human Bowling Pin" Nick Diamante, and its JUST THAT SIMPLE. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go take Wildman to school, cause the bell has just rung for Getting Hustled 101!

Rachel Stevens - Now lets send it back to Rob DiMarco, who is with The Hustler's opponent... The Wildman! Rob?

The Wildman - Yeah, I think I can Rob. You see, I have been waiting and training for this match for a long while now, and all I can say about it is that The Hustler is finally gonna get the lesson that I've been preparing for him. I respect him, I really do, but there comes a time in a wrestler's career when he meets someone that is so much like him in talent as well as intensity that it absolutely drives him crazy to the point where all he thinks about is destroying that certain someone. That someone just happens to be The Hustler. I wish I could say that I'm gonna feel sorry for him when he can't walk out of the ring, but I can't.

Rob DiMarco - Earlier tonight, you two met in the parking lot... Did that confrontation have any affect on you??

The Wildman - Not really. I asked him if he wanted to meet me in the parking lot so we could settle our differences before our match because frankly, I couldn't wait for our match to punch his face in, and that's what happened. Nothing more to talk about.

Rob DiMarco - This is also a TDS Tournament Match... are you concerned about moving on, or are do you just want The Hustler?

The Wildman - I'm not as much concerned about moving on in the TDS Tournament than I am about finally seeing what The Hustler can really do. I love driving my opponents to the absolute limit. He says that he has no limit. Well, tonight, I'm gonna show him where his limit lies.

Rob DiMarco - Now lets send it to Chris Myers who is in the ring!

["Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Well, this is the second "Diamond Stud Invitational Tournament" match, and this one should be pretty damn good too! The Wildman will take on The Hustler... and The Hustler's Extreme Title WILL NOT be on the line here!

Vic Canon - That's right. This one is simply to determine which one of these men will advance to face Sir Psycho Sexy in the finals of this TDS tournament NEXT WEEK, right here on Heat! We now know that The Hustler wants to get his hands on Diamante for reasons other than this tournament.

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, whatever! It seems that The Hustler simply came to Deuce's aid because both these men know they can't survive alone in the EWA! Nicky D made The Hustler what he is today beck in the D.O.A.-PRO! And now, convieniently... all of a sudden, The Hustler wants to get his hands on "The Diamond Stud"?

The Informer - Either way Sensation... that's the story! The Hustler is really showing that he is a man by standing up for a friend!

Eddie Sensation - Informer, your little "goody-two-shoes" attitude really gets to me sometimes. You make The Hustler out to be such a humanitarian! I've seen this man compete in the D.O.A.-PRO, and I know what a sick, sadistic man he is! Do you know that The Hustler, along with Deuce and a few others actually kidnapped Tracy Lane, Delsante's girl! They tossed her into a potato-sack and abducted her!

The Informer - I heard about that... I'll admit, that was wrong. But The Hustler has obviously turned a new page in his career!

Vic Canon - And the match begins! The Hustler and The Wildman are both jocking for position here with a collar-and-elbow tie-up! It'll be interesting to see who has the strength advantage here!

Eddie Sensation - I don't know, nor do I really care. When it comes down to it, this is a 'turning-point' type of match between these men. I know The Hustler is the EWA Extreme Champ, but he needs something to push him to that next level. A loss to The Wildman isn't what he needs.

The Informer - You can also say the same for The Wildman. He's been in a bit of a slump since the EWA re-opened it's doors... he just seems to need a little bit of direction.

Vic Canon - What better motivation than to have a match against "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante at a pay-per-view?!

Eddie Sensation - Like Nicky D has said before guys... this tourney is like a lottery! One day you can be an average 'joe'... and the next, you could be an instant star! But that's only if one of these men beats Nicky D. I don't see that happening.

The Informer - This match has been going at a pretty slow pace here. Neither man has really been able to get a clear-cut advantage. But like you were saying, Eddie... we all know Diamante is running this tourney to boost his ego. But what if... just what if Nick were to lose to the winner of this tourney?

Vic Canon - Sour grapes, Informer. Nick would never be the same, plain and simple. He'd be 10-times the jerk he is now, and we'd have to live with it! But it would be nice to see him with some egg on his face! [Laughs]

Eddie Sensation - Oh, listen to you guys! I can't even believe you're considering the possiblity of Nick losing to any one of these mid-carders! Don't over-excite yourselves! You guys both know, as do I, that Nicky D has more than proven that he isn't just some corporate suit! He's a class-act, and a great wrestler!

The Informer - No doubt about that... with his actions against Blitzkreig and Adam Kress in mind, we must always remember that Nick Diamante will always go to extreme lengths to get what he wants.

Vic Canon - OUCH! IN THE RING, THE HUSTLER JUST LANDED A BIG CLOSED-FIST ON THE JAW OF THE WILDMAN, SENDING HIM ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR!

Eddie Sensation - UNBELIEVABLE! I felt the impact of that one all the way over here!

The Informer - The referee is restraining The Hustler from going outside, and it looks like The Hustler isn't fighting it. This one has been surprisingly clean!

Vic Canon - Well, both men wanna win this thing because they know it will help their careers. Neither of these men are gonna make a stupid mistake and risk their chance to face Nicky D at 'Extreme & Uncensored '99"!

Eddie Sensation - That's right dude! As stupid as these guys may be... they're smart enough to know that a win against Nicky D will make them famous!

The Informer - The Wildman is taking the most of the ref's count here to regain his composure. The ref is up to 4 in his count...

Vic Canon - The Wildman needs to refresh his stradegy here. He's obviously thinking of his next 3 or 4 moves. I think that is a good move he... HEY! WHAT THE HELL???

Eddie Sensation - "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICK DIAMANTE HAS JUST RUSHED OUT OF THE AUDIENCE, AND HE'S GOT HIS CANE WITH HIM!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER HASN'T SPOTTED HIM! WHAM! OH MY GOD! NICK DIAMANTE JUST NAILED THE HUSTLER IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE WITH THE CANE!!

Vic Canon - THE REF HAS SPOTED DIAMANTE, AND HE'S CALLING FOR THE BELL! WAIT! NOW HERE COMES "THE CORNERSTONE" DINO DELSANTE!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! YEAH BABY! THIS IS ABOUT TO TURN INTO A 2-ON-1 ASAULT BY THE SEXY MF's ON ONE HALF OF MENACE 2 SOCIETY!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match via disqualification, advancing to face Sir Psycho Sexy in round 2 of the "TDS" tournament is The Hustler!

The Informer - DINO IS RUSHING DOWN THE AISLE AND INTO THE RING!! HEY LOOK! NICKY D IS SETTING THE HUSTLER UP FOR.... OUCH! OH GOD NO! THE DIAMOND DRIVER HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM!! AND THE HUSTLER IS FEELING THE EFFECTS!!

Vic Canon - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! DID YOU SEE THE IMPACT OF THAT MOVE?? NICK IS TUGGING AT THE HUSTLER'S LIFELESS BODY AND HE'S TRYING TO PULL HIM TO HIS FEET! WHAT'S NEXT??

Eddie Sensation - OH YEAH BABY! "THE CORNERSTONE" DINO DELSANTE HAS A CLAW-HOLD ON THE HUSTLER! I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!!

The Informer - DELSANTE LIFTS THE HUSTLER IN THE CLAW-HOLD, AND SLAMS HIM RIGHT DOWN ON HIS BACK! GOOD LORD IT'S THE IRON CITY DROP! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE!!

Vic Canon - THEY'RE GONNA NEED MORE THAN A FEW REFEREES TO PULL THE SEXY MF's OFF OF THE HUSTLER'S ASS! THIS IS CRAZY!

Eddie Sensation - THAT'S RIGHT! CRAZY... INSANE... AND TOTALLY ENJOYABLE! I COULD WATCH THIS ALL NIGHT!!

The Informer - WAIT A MINUTE! THIS CROWD ERRUPTS! HERE COMES BIGG DADDY DEUCE SPRINTING DOWN THE AISLE!! DINO SLIPS OUT OF THE RING... BUT WHAM!!! DEUCE JUST LEVELED "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICKY D WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!! AND NICKY D GOES FLYING OUTSIDE THE RING!

Vic Canon - THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!! THE REFEREES ARE HOLDING THESE MEN BACK! THERE MUST BE 20 OR 30 OFFICIALS OUT HERE!!

Eddie Sensation - THIS IS PURE CHAOS! DEUCE GOT A LUCKY SHOT IN ON NICK RIGHT THERE, BUT DON'T WORRY! NICKY AND DINO D WILL GET THEIR REVENGE NEXT WEEK WHEN THE SEXY MF's TAKE ON MENACE 2 SOCIETY!

The Informer - That's right! Fans don't forget to tune in to EWA Tuesday Night Heat next week! It's gonna be insane!

Vic Canon - Guys, as the officials are forcing Dino and Nicky D to the back, look in the ring. The Hustler has really taken a beating here!

Eddie Sensation - Deuce looks pissed! HA HA! Why is it always the same story for Bigg D, huh? He acts all tough, he gets humiliated... I dunno, if I were Deuce I think I'd come up with a new game plan! Or maybe a new line of work!

The Informer - Funny, Sensation... real funny! You wait and see, if Menace 2 Society doesn't track down the Sexy MF's tonight and gets a hold of them, then you KNOW next week on Heat M2C will beat the living daylights out of The Sexy MF's!

Vic Canon - And I can't wait for it!

Eddie Sensation - What does "MF's" stand for, anyway? Does is stand for...

The Informer - Eddie! My goodness! Fans, we'll be right back!

[Zed is seen pouring himself a cup of coffee. He turns around and heads towards his locker room. He opens the door, and the camera looks into his locker room over his shoulder to see Da BJ Boyz sitting, waiting for Zed...]

Zed - What do you guys want??

Vic Canon - What's going on in there??

Eddie Sensation - Zed better be ready to defend himself!

The Informer - Chris Myers is in the ring waiting to announce the next match... Chris?

["Faith" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers, as "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And one of his opponents, standing 6' and weighing in at 227 pounds, from Crediblity, New York, one half of The Impact Players, Justin Credible!

["Down Bottom" by Ruff Ryders blasts through the speakers, as Joey Stlyes, followed by Justin Credible, step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - Finally, standing 6'1" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Parts Unknown, one half of The Seventh Layer, Fallen Angel!

["F*ck Dying" by Ice Cube blasts through the speakers, but Fallen Angel is nowhere to be seen.]

Chris Myers - .......standing 6'1" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Parts Unknown, one half of The Seventh Layer, Fallen Angel!

[There is still no sign of Fallen Angel...]

The Informer - Well I guess this match will be a normal one on one match!

Vic Canon - I guess so! Justin Credible realized that, and nailed Howell with a drop kick to the back of the head!

Eddie Sensation - I think Howell lost a few brain cells on that one!

The Informer - Credible picks up Howell, and throws him to the ropes....

Vic Canon - OH!! Justin's Curse!!

Eddie Sensation - That was amazing! Spinebuster then a headbut to the nuts!

The Informer - Very effective, I might add...

Vic Canon - Credible gets up... He's going to the top! Howell is on one knee... Justin jumps! OH! Fist to the stomach by Howell! Justin Credible goes down!!

Eddie Sensation - Howell approaches Credible's body...

The Informer - INVERTED BOSTON CRAB!

Vic Canon - Justin Credible is in trouble! His shoulders are down! Lee Fleming counts... 1... 2.... No! Credible just gets out! Justin Credible is inching towards the ropes! He's almost there!

Eddie Sensation - No! Howell just pulled him all the way over to the other side of the ring!

The Informer - OH!!! WHAT A MOVE! JUSTIN CREDIBLE JUST KICKED HOWELL OVER THE TOP ROPE! WHAT AMAZING STRENGTH!

Vic Canon - Justin Credible slowly gets to his feet... Wait a minute... Look at the EWA Big Screen!!

Eddie Sensation - Woah! Taz and Chris Brown are brawling in the back!!

The Informer - OH! TAZ JUST PUT BROWN THROUGH A TABLE!!

Vic Canon - LOOK! NO HAVOC! NO FALLEN ANGEL! Where the hell are they?!

Eddie Sensation - Probably dead or something...

The Informer - Look at the ring guys! Thurston Howell has crept up behind Justin Credible! Credible is staring at the screen, watching Taz and Chris Brown in the back!

Vic Canon - The screen just went black! OH!! REVERSE DDT BY HOWELL! He goes for the cover!!

Eddie Sensation - 1..

The Informer - 2..

Vic Canon - 3!!! Howell wins!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell!!

Eddie Sensation - What a sneaky shit!

The Informer - He got the win didn't he?!

Vic Canon - Well Howell is out of here... What's next Eddie?

Eddie Sensation - Next we have an interview scheduled with Elypsium... Did I say it right?

The Informer - Yes you did... Hold on a second... Something is going on backstage!!

Vic Canon - Get a camera back there!!

The Informer - What the hell?!

Vic Canon - I guess he won't be having his interview!

The Informer - I guess not... Let's send it to the ring with Chris Myers!

["Wait And Bleed" by Slipknot blasts through the speakers, as Ayden Caldato steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 263 pounds, from Miami, Florida, "Blockbuster" Brandon Casten!

["Tonight The Stars Revolt" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as "Blockbuster" Brandon Casten steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Ayden Caldato is wasting no time!

Vic Canon - Spinning Heel Kick to the jaw of Brandon Casten! Caldato bounces off the ropes... Flying Head Scissors!

Eddie Sensation - Wow! This guy is quick!

The Informer - Caldato picks up Casten... SINGLE ARM DDT!

Vic Canon - Caldato picks him up again... He whips him to the corner, and follows him in!

Eddie Sensation - TORNADO DDT!

The Informer - Wow! Ayden Caldato is royally creaming Brandon Casten! Caldato goes for the cover.... 1.... 2.... No! Casten just makes it out!

Vic Canon - Caldato quickly gets on Casten, and applies a headlock! Casten is already down! He's in trouble!

Eddie Sensation - Ayden Caldato has worn him down the entire match! This could be it!!!

The Informer - Lance King lifts Casten's arm... Down! He lifts it again.... Down! This could be it! One more time!

Vic Canon - Lance King lifts his arm.... What the?? Ayden Caldato just let go of the hold! He lifts Brandon Casten to his feet....

Eddie Sensation - He's setting him up for something!

The Informer - POWERBOMB!! Wait... he's not done! He's lifting him up again! POWERBOMB NUMBER 2!! He's still not done!

Vic Canon - He's applying a modified Texas Cloverleaf!!

Eddie Sensation - Casten is out! He's tapping!! It's over!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match... Ayden Caldato!!

The Informer - What an impressive win for Ayden Caldato!

Vic Canon - Folks, don't go away! We'll be right back!

Adam Kress - Unusual to say the least!

Brian Kress - Yeah I mean these two hate each other! How the hell will they be able to function as a team tonight?!

Adam Kress - Adding to that Cody is like a third Kress Brother! I consider him one of my best friends and now I have to fight him, well it was bound to happen one day so when we get in the ring man, we set all friendships aside....

Brian Kress - Yeah I would have to agree with you Adam. We don't need our tag team record suffering just to please you, so of course we will take your ass to hell and back, but here's a word of advice... DON'T tag in Antrim!!!

Adam Kress - Yeah, I mean... if you do of course you will have your ass handed to you bro but who better to be the handlers......

Brian Kress - We will be gentle, we know that bad case of hemroids you got.

Adam Kress - Let's just say we will have Preparation H in handy.

Brian Kress - Handy??

Adam Kress - That sounds good... how about one of those Rache??

[Rachel Stevens gives Adam a cold stare and continues with the interview.....]

Rachel Stevens - Lately you guys haven't been having ANY competition... But it has been announced that NEXT WEEK there will be a Triple Threat Tag Team Match to determine #1 Contenders for the Tag Team Titles... The winners will go on to Extreme & Uncensored to wrestle you two! Any comments??

Brian Kress - Ohhhhh, Adam check your pants!! This has to be something SCARY....

Adam Kress - The only thing scary is the pathetic tag team roster. All of those guys don't even have half the talent we have.

Brian Kress - I've noticed some new tag teams but that doesn't mean anything, The Sexy MF's for example.....

Adam Kress - Now that's an original name....

Brian Kress - They both belong in the singles roster, and if they don't stick to that then they'll just be embarrassed by getting a harsh wake up call, I mean who do these guys think they are???

Adam Kress - Sexy Motherfuckers??

Brian Kress - They only "think" that, but Adam my bro.... we KNOW we are sexy and so does each and every one of those ladies in attendance tonight! Those two don't know what are ahead of them.....

Adam Kress - Yeah seeing how they can't even lace their boots. I thought we had our full share of gay duo's when we seen Tito and Divine... but I guess I spoke to soon.

Brian Kress - What about the Seventh Layer or the Impact Players??

Adam Kress - I don't know what the hell is going on there, we have two pair of ugly bastards with the word "sexy" in their names which is totally false and both of them combined couldn't equal the Super Kress Brothers talent but I'm not the one to brag.....

Brian Kress - But.. I AM! And what about that new team??

Adam Kress - What new team?

Brian Kress - Damn, I have no clue what their names are but so far they look pretty good and number one contenders.....

Adam Kress - How's that?

Brian Kress - They are smart enough not to show their faces around here yet!

Adam Kress - Ohhh, that explains it!

Brian Kress - Well Rache, I know how badly you would want us hanging all over ya but we have things to do before our match, Antrim.... The Fear is Here......

Adam Kress - You suicidal Shit Head!!

["Walk This Way" by Aerosmith blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Tag Team Champions, Da BJ Boyz step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... First, standing 6'7" and weighing in at 236 pounds, from Miami, Florida, the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

["Lithium" by Nirvana blasts through the speakers, as the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his tag team partner... standing 5'10" and weighing in at 210 pounds, from Bronx, New York, Antrim!

["Hard Knock Life" by Jay-Z blasts through the speakers, as Antrim steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Antrim is going to start this one off against Adam Kress!

Vic Canon - Antrim kicks him in the stomach... Piledriver!

Eddie Sensation - Did you see the way he bounced?! OUCH!

The Informer - Antrim picks him up to his feet... OH! Front Face Chicken Wing!! Adam Kress is in trouble!

Vic Canon - Adam is getting close to the ropes! He kicks off the ropes, and both men tumble backwards! Adam's got Antrim's shoulder's pinned to the mat! 1... 2.... No! Antrim gets out!

Eddie Sensation - Antrim kicks him in the stomach....

The Informer - POWERBOMB! Nicely executed! Antrim's going to the top!

Vic Canon - OH! CODY COVINGTON JUST SHOVED ANTRIM OFF THE TOP ROPE! Antrim goes tumbling down off the top!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell?? Aren't they a team?!

The Informer - They're supposed to be! But they aren't really friends to say the least!

Vic Canon - Adam tags in Brian Kress! They lift Antrim to his feet... Double Dropkick! Antrim is down!

Eddie Sensation - Da BJ Boyz move in.... OH!!! Double Leg Split! That's gotta hurt!

The Informer - Brian Kress throws Antrim to the corner... Adam Kress runs in... BIG SPLASH!

Vic Canon - Brian runs in.... BIG SPLASH! DOUBLE SPLASHES! Antrim falls forward!

Eddie Sensation - They pick up Antrim, and throw him to the corner again!

The Informer - Isn't it interesting how the ref or Cody Covington aren't doing anything to get Adam Kress out of the ring?!

Vic Canon - Good point! Antrim comes stumbling out of the corner.... DOUBLE BULLDOG by the BJ Boyz!

Eddie Sensation - Brian goes for the pin... 1.... 2... No!

The Informer - Antrim just got out!

Vic Canon - Brian Kress goes to the top... He's signalling for an elbow! He jumps... OH! Antrim moves out of the way!

Eddie Sensation - Antrim is up! He's going to his corner!!

The Informer - Will Covington tag him in??

Vic Canon - Covington is in the ring! They didn't even tag! He kicks Antrim in the gut.... OH!!! CLEARLY CRIPPLING!! ANTRIM IS OUT!! COVINGTON JUST NAILED HIS OWN PARTNER!!

Eddie Sensation - Da BJ Boyz saw it! And they're going to capitalize!!

The Informer - They set up Antrim... SPIKE PILEDRIVER!! WHAT A MOVE!!

Vic Canon - Brian sets up Antrim in a Running Powerbomb! Adam follows......... THE SEXUAL SIDE-AFFECT!!!

Eddie Sensation - Adam goes for the pin... 1....

The Informer - 2....

Vic Canon - 3!!!!

Chris Myers - Here are your winners, the EWA Tag Team Champions, Da BJ Boyz!

Eddie Sensation - Antrim is pissed!

The Informer - Rightfully so! He got nailed by his partner which made him lose the match!

Vic Canon - Antrim is heading backstage... Lets send it to Rob DiMarco who is waiting for him!

Antrim - I knew he would be stupid about this whole thing. It displeases me very much. I have now got a loss on my record because Covington could not copperate with me for one night, well it shows how much he cares about his career. He is very ungratful but I am not too upset about it all, but he can rest assure that I will pay him back for this. I take a great care in my win loss record and this annoys me.

Rob DiMarco - Here's some good news on your behalf.... I've just been informed that next week, you will be taking on Cody Covington in a Non Title Match... If you win, you will be the #1 Contender for the International Title!! What is your reaction to this news??

Antrim - Do you expect me to jump around with joy? I do not get excited at things like this anymore because everytime I do, lifes hands just seems to push me back down. But one thing that make sme happy is that me and Covington and settle this whole thing. I hope he regrets what he did earlier on now that he has a match with me, because I will be going in to this match looking for nothing less than his blood and he better be warned, I will not let anything get in my way!

The Hustler - Well, Duece and I became fast friends in the DOA-Pro organization, and eventually became stablemates in the kWo. Didn't Duece already tell you this damn story? .....Anyway, Nicky D shut down his fed, my brothers, Trent and Trevor Klatt, retired from wrestling, just after winning the ABCW Stable Title with me I might add, and I was left to carry the Klatt name alone. Duece and I talked off and on until we both entered the EWA. The bond between us grew stronger and now, we have decided to join forces so that we don't have to put up with the bullshit of some of the punks here in the EWA.

Deuce - Where have you been DiMarco? Have you not paid attention to anything that I said last night in my interview? Or hell earlier tonight for all that matters. Hustler and I have a past... its called the kWo. But like I said thats the past tonight there is a new beginning.... a new MENACE!!!

Rob DiMarco - Tonight you guys take on Zed, the EWA Heavyweight Champion, and Thorn, the #1 Contender for that title! What are your opinions on your opponents?

Deuce - Every time that Deuce faces either Zed or Thorn I get the same question... What do you think about your opponents. And everytime I give the same answer... I HATE THEM BOTH!

The Hustler - I think its pretty fuckin' obvious what my feelings are on that piece of shit Thorn. I want to break that punk in half so bad I can taste it. He's the one who blemished my record. I can't get our match out of my head, I was totally off. This time will be different though, this time I'm going to show Thorn what PAIN is all about. And Zed, Mr. Zed, well, what can I say? I have no real problems with the guy, except for the fact that he has what the Bigg Daddy wants, and that's the EWA Title around his waist. I guess it'll just be business between me and Zed, but I have no problem with kicking the shit out of him too, along with that over-rated loser Thorn.

Rob DiMarco - This is all too strange.... You guys surprisingly join together earlier in the night, yet you already have a match that has been signed for over a week! Were you two involved in organizing this match??

Deuce - Absolutely not. The head honcho thought he would pull a quick one on us... little did he know that we had this planned all along.

The Hustler - I personally had no involvement, whatsoever, in the signing of the match. I guess you can just call it FATE, Rob, simple fate. I hate Thorn, and Duece hates Zed, so I guess it was just logical for Stone to put us together a week ago anyway. But I guess its a shame for those other two, because Duece and I have been working and tranining together, while they particularly don't like each other. Its just one big Y~Duece~K problem for them, and a lesson in Getting Hustled 101, that's it.

Rob DiMarco - Alright.... Now lets send it to Rachel Stevens, who is with Thorn!

Thorn - I think that this match was planned for a couple simple reason, first off that Deuce and Hustler could look like big shots and try to take out the two biggest draws to the EWA. They wanted to make themselves look good, but in the end, Zed and I will clearly be the ones with the upper hand. There duo doesn't scare me, I'm sure it doesn't even scare you. And I'm sure Zed and I will do fine together, we'll just put our little disput ehind us for one little match, cause I'm sure we both wouldn't mind kicking both of there asses.

Rachel Stevens - We haven't seen you around lately.... Where've you been??

Thorn - I've been sick Rachel, but last night I managed to come out for awhile, but I'm getting better so expect to see more of me sooner then later.

Rachel Stevens - It was announced last week.... Zed vs. Thorn for the EWA Heavyweight Title at Extreme & Uncensored '99!! What is your reaction to this??

Thorn - My reaction is simply put... about damn time. I've worked my ass off in this fed and I think it's time I got credit where credit is due. I'm not complaining, I'm glad with my work so far, but I'm just glad to start seeing some more title shots and all that, but after Extreme and Uncensored, I won't be needing title shots. Cause I'll be calling the shots, when I'm the new EWA Heavyweight Champion.

Rachel Stevens - Now lets send it to Rob DiMarco, who is with the EWA Heavyweight Champion Zed!

Zed - Nah, I don't think it was a big conspiracy or anything crazy like that. Just a wild coincidence. Thorn and I have teamed up before, an done a hella good job. Hopefully tonight will be no different.

Rob DiMarco - We haven't seen you around lately.... Preparing? Training? On Vacation?

Zed - Although I hate to be away from the EWA for long periods of time, I've had some personal family problems to deal with, things that have kept me away from active interviews and cutting in ring promos. My hopes are that Tom Stone will be understanding of this.

Rob DiMarco - It was announced last week.... Zed vs. Thorn for the EWA Heavyweight Title at Extreme & Uncensored '99!! What is your reaction to this??

Zed - I'm not too wild about it, especially since i've beaten Thorn up many times before. But I guess i'm ok with it, because Thorn's the kind of guy who doesn't ask for much, and I suppose he is somewhat deserving of a title shot. I don't think that he'll come anywhere close to beating someone as talented and skilled as myself, but I think we'll have a pretty enjoyable and watchable match to say the least.

["I, Zombie" by White Zombie blasts through the speakers, as Deuce steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his partner... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, one half of Menace 2 Society, the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... First, standing 6'2" and weighing in at 219 pounds, from Sacramento, California, Thorn!

["Love Dump" by Static-X blasts through the speakers, as Thorn steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his partner... standing 6'5" and weighing in at 270 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed!

["Unforgiven" by Metallica blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Main event time fans! This one should be fantastic!

Vic Canon - There's no doubt about that! Not only are we gonna see Zed and Thorn attempt to put their problems aside and be a team, but we're also gonna see the debut of a new tandem in the EWA, Menace 2 Society!

Eddie Sensation - Oh yay! No big deal there! Deuce and The Hustler are just 2 guys who can't make it on their own. This ain't math class, so don't expect 2 negatives to produce a positive!

The Informer - Obviously you're not giving Deuce and The Hustler the credit they deserve!

Vic Canon - At the same time, we've gotta consider how Thorn and Zed, the EWA World Champ will get along.

Eddie Sensation - Well, if you look at them right now, they seem fine. I wonder if things will stay that way?

The Informer - From the looks of things, yes... Thorn and Zed look to be getting along great. It looks like Zed is going to start the match for his team.

Vic Canon - Exactly! And on the other side, The Hustler and Deuce are having a rock-paper-scisors match to see who goes first!

Eddie Sensation - HHAHAHA!! BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! ZED ATTACKS DEUCE BEFORE M2C COULD DECIDE! I LOVE THIS KINDA ACTION!

The Informer - And this one gets started! Right here, we're revisiting Hellacious Halloween 2 and Rage in a Cage 2! Zed vs. Deuce... they always seem to put on a great show!

Vic Canon - Zed has Deuce backed into the corner, and it looks like he's gonna Irish whip him to the opposite turnbuckle!

Eddie Sensation - No! Deuce reverses it and tosses Zed into the corner! But wait... Zed jumps onto the second rope!

The Informer - AND ZED CATCHES DEUCE WITH A BIG MOONSAULT FROM THE MIDDLE ROPES! WHAT ATHLETISICM BY THE EWA CHAMPION!

Vic Canon - No doubt about that! Zed caught Deuce sleeping on that one!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah! Sleeping! That's exactly what that was! HA HA! I'm tired... I took some cough medicine and I'm starting to see colors!

The Informer - [Laughs] If you say so, Eddie! In the center of the ring, Zed tosses Deuce to the ropes...

Vic Canon - Deuce bounces off the ropes and heads back. Zed attempts a leap-frog... BUT NO! LOOK AT THE POWER OF BIGG DADDY DEUCE! HE CATCHES ZED IN A GORILLA PRESS AND SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! What impact!

Eddie Sensation - Whoa brother, you can say that again! With Deuce in control, he has Zed in an arm-lock! And he makes the tag to The Hustler!

The Informer - The Hustle makes his way to the top ropes, and comes down with a huge elbow smash to the shoulder of Zed!

Vic Canon - Great move! Menace 2 Society is showing some great skills right now!

Eddie Sensation - The same can't be said for the team of Zed and Thorn! Thorn hasn't even been in this match yet!

The Informer - The EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler body slams Zed right on his lower back! And now The Hustler runs to the ropes... AND LANDS A HUGE ELBOW DROP!

Vic Canon - I'm telling you! Menace 2 Society looks really good here! The Sexy MF's better be careful!

Eddie Sensation - Oh please! A couple of basic moves and you're ready to bet the house on these guys! You're such a winner! [Laughs]

The Informer - Once again, The Hustler and Bigg Daddy Deuce make a legal tag!

Vic Canon - The Hustler tosses Zed to the ropes... Zed heads back... BACK BODY DROP BY THE HUSTL... NO, WAIT! OH MY GOD WHAT AN AWESOME MOVE!!

Eddie Sensation - JESUS FLYIN' CHRIST!! THAT WAS CRIPPLING!

The Informer - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MOVE! THE HUSTLER BACK-BODY DROPPED ZED AND DEUCE STOOD RIGHT BEHIND HIM AND CAUGHT ZED IN A POWERBOMB!

Vic Canon - How's that for co-ordination, Eddie? These fans sure loved it! And you sure as hell were shocked by it!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, it was impressive... but I know Dino and Nicky D can do much better! Next week, you'll see!

The Informer - Looking across the ring at Thorn, he doesn't look to happy! He wants in this match desperately!

Vic Canon - He's yet to be in this match! I can understand his frustration! I hope this doesn't cause tension between Zed and Thorn!

Eddie Sensation - I doubt it will. Zed is getting his ass kicked... he knows it, and Thorn knows it. Thorn shouldn't be to blame for any of this!

The Informer - Look at Deuce in the ring with the biscept flexing! He's got a nice build, but I don't think this is the best time to show off his muscles!

Vic Canon - Now he's heading over to Zed who is on all 4's.

Eddie Sensation - I wonder what move Deuce will pull out of the bag next?

The Informer - Deuce grabs Zed by the hair... NO! ZED SLIPPED BETWEEN DEUCE'S LEGS! AND HE MAKES THE TAG TO THORN!! THAT ONE WAS OUT OF NOWHERE!!

Vic Canon - THORN IS IN THE RING, AND HE'S A HOUSE OF FIRE! HE NAILS DEUCE WITH A RIGHT HAND SENDING HIM DOWN! AND THE HUSTLER COMES RUNNING IN... AND THE HUSTLER GOES FLYING WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HAND FROM THORN! DEUCE GETS BACK UP...

Eddie Sensation - ...AND DEUCE GOES BACK DOWN! THORN IS HAVING A ROID RAGE!!!!!

The Informer - HEY! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! BY SAYING THAT YOU'RE TELLING AMERICA'S YOUTH THAT EWA SUPERSTARS TAKE DRUGS!

Vic Canon - A little green-therapy never hurts... I MEAN! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, EDDIE!

Eddie Sensation - Green-Therapy, huh? [Laughs] Looks like Canon burns just like the rest of them! And in the ring, Thorn is burning the place down!!

The Informer - HEY... HEY LOOK, DOWN THE AISLE! THAT'S... IT'S DA BJ BOYS!!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE???

Vic Canon - I have no clue! Maybe they're scouting out all this tag team action!

Eddie Sensation - That's probably exactly what they're doing!

The Informer - They're down here at ringside now. Don't you guys think they're a little too close to the action here?

Vic Canon - That's exactly what I was thinking!

Eddie Sensation - We've still got action in the ring, calm down freaks! Zed is basically out cold in his corner from the beating he took, and Thorn is cleaning house on Deuce! The Hustler is making his way into the ring! The ref is restraining him!

The Informer - Thorn runs to the ropes... WHAT? WHAT THE HELL?? "AWESOME" ADAM KRESS AND "BITCHIN'" BRIAN KRESS JUST TRIPPED THORN AND PULLED HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!! AND... NOW THEY'RE DOING A NUMBER ON THORN!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!

Vic Canon - In the ring, the ref is still trying to restrain The Hustler and Deuce!

Eddie Sensation - WAIT! NOW HERE COMES ZED! ZED IS HEADING AROUND THE RING!! WHAT'S HE GONNA DO!?!?

The Informer - ZED PUSHES THE KRESS EXPRESS AWAY! THIS IS DESTINED TO BE THE CONFRONTATION OF THE CENTURY!

Vic Canon - Even though Zed will face Thorn at Extreme and Uncensored '99, it's nice to see that he is loyal to Thorn while they are partners!

Eddie Sensation - I guess that is true!

The Informer - OH NO! WAIT, YOU SPOKE TOO SOON! ZED JUST SENT THORN DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A CLOTHESLINE! WHAT A LOW-LIFE!

Vic Canon - NO!! NO!! NO!! ZED IS SCUM! HOW CAN HE TURN ON A FRIEND LIKE THAT???

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I KINDA LIKE IT! OH LOOK, HE'S HOISTING THORN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! CAN YOU SAY UNFORGIVEN??

The Informer - OH NO! THAT'S EXACTLY IT! HE'S ABOUT TO NAIL THORN.... OH NO! UNFORGIVEN ON HORN RIGHT ON THE CONCRETE!!

Vic Canon - I... I really can't believe this is going down...

Eddie Sensation - ADAM KRESS IS TOSSING THORN INTO THE RING! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT ZED ACTUALLY HAD THIS PLANED OUT WITH DA BJ BOYS??

The Informer - I HAVE NO CLUE! IT LOOKS THAT WAY!

Vic Canon - BUT LOOK, IN THE RING... THE HUSTLER IS GOING FOR THE PIN... 1... 2... 3!!!! THE HUSTLER HAS PINNED THORN! HE GETS SOME REVENGE FOR LAST WEEK!

Chris Myers - The winners of this match are Menace 2 Society!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS! THIS IS WILD!

The Informer - ZED... HE'S SIDE BY SIDE WITH DA BJ BOYS, AND HE JUST GRABBED A MIC! QUIET, I WANNA HEAR THIS...

Vic Canon - ME TOO! THIS SHOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!

Zed - Ladies and Gentlemen...take a look at HY2K's newest member...

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?? YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS... ARE YOU TELLING ME...

The Informer - OH MY GOODNESS! NO...

Vic Canon - Zed is removing his shirt... what's this? Oh no! That's... he's...

Eddie Sensation - HE'S WEARING AN "HY2K" T-SHIRT! ZED HAS JOINED DA BJ BOYS AND FORMED A NEW VERSION OF THE HOSTILE YOUTH 2000! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

Zed - As long as I'm HY2K... I'm going to personally see to it that Thorn never regains control of this stable again. Thorn... from this moment on, you are my number one target. And at one point or another... you WILL be left UNFORGIVEN!!

The Informer - OH MY GOODNESS! THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH AT EXTREME AND UNCENSORED 99 HAS JUST TAKEN A NEW TWIST! WHAT A SHOCKER!

Vic Canon - MAN! YOU FANS REALLY HAVE TO BUY THIS PPV... THIS ONE IS GONNA BE INSANE! LOOK AT THEM... ADAM KRESS... BRIAN KRESS... AND NOW ZED! THE HY2K HS NOW TAKEN A STEP UP IN THE EWA! THEY'RE ON THE WAY TO THE BACK CELEBRATING!

Eddie Sensation - If you would have honestly told me that this was gonna happen earlier today, I would have laughed at you! This one came from left field!

The Informer - As we look at HY2K leave, look at Thorn in the ring! He's beaten down... damn, he just rolled to the outside of the ring.

Vic Canon - The Hustler and Deuce are also in the ring, they're tired... just barely moving around. I feel so badly for Thorn!

Eddie Sensation - SORRY TO CHANGE THE CONVERSATION, BUT LOOK AT THE ENTRANCEWAY!!! THE SEXY MF's... "THE CORNERSTONE" DINO DELSANTE AND "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICK DIAMANTE ARE WALKING OUT! OH NO, THEY'RE ABOUT TO CROSS PATHS WITH THE HOSTILE YOUTH! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN HERE?

The Informer - OH DAMN! OH DAMN... DO YOU FEEL THE TENSION???

Vic Canon - Nothing is really happening... I mean, damn... Zed and Diamante are exchanging some dirty looks, but there are absolutely no words being spoken. Diamante and Delsante are slowly and methodically heading to the ring, and they're not turning their backs on HY2K either!

Eddie Sensation - Zed and The Kress Express are gone, through the curtains... but why are Diamante and Delsante out here!

The Informer - THEY'RE GOING TO THE RING.... OHHHH DAMN!!! DEUCE AND THE HUSTLER ARE WAITING FOR THEM!!!

Vic Canon - THE SEXY MF's SLIDE INTO THE RING... AND THEY COLLIDE!! LISTEN TO HIS CROWD!! THEY'RE GOING INSANE!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! NO!! THIS AIN'T GOOD!! I THINK DINO AND NICK THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A PERFECT DIRTY OPPORTUNITY TO JUMP MENACE 2 SOCIETY! BUT THEY'RE WRONG!! THE HUSTLER IS TAKING IT TO DELSANTE IN THE CORNER... OH DAMN!! DEUCE IS MAN-HANDLING DIAMANTE!!!

The Informer - WHAT A WAR!! WHAT A WAR!! THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!!

Vic Canon - WHAT A NIGHT IS HAS BEEN!!! FANS, IF YOU MISSED THIS ONE, YOU MISSED AN AWESOME ONE!!

Eddie Sensation - ALL 4 MEN ARE STILL BATTLING!!! WHAT'S THAT... NO!!! OH DAMN NO!!!! DEUCE JUST NAILED DIAMANTE WITH THE RIDDLE BOX!!!

The Informer - FANS!!! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME HERE!! PLEASE JOIN US NEXT WEEK WHERE THESE 2 TEAMS WILL COLLIDE IN A TAG-TEAM WAR!! OH DAMN, WHAT A BRAWL... SO LONG FANS!!