The Informer - SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT WILD... SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT INSANE... HELL, SOME PEOPLE EVEN LIKE IT THICK AND CREAMY! BUT HERE IN THE EWA, WE LOVE IT HOT! THE FANS HERE IN CHIGAGO HAVE TURNED OUT IN MASSES FOR EWA TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT! Hello everyone, I'm The Informer and as usual, I'm joined by Eddie Sensation and Vic Canon! Tonight guys, we may very well see the END of "The Diamond Stud's" reign of terror over the EWA!

Vic Canon - That's right, Informer! "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante is coming off of a week-long suspension and he's gonna risk it all!

Eddie Sensation - One-on-one with Bigg Daddy Deuce... if Deuce wins, TDS loses his EWA contract and will be forced to wrestle in the EWA without his "golden stipulations"!

The Informer - That'll be a BIG one for the EWA, and you know the world will be wathing!

Vic Canon - Plus, tonight... We'll see the EWA Heavyweight Champion Zed in action against one tough man, Leroy! The title will be on the line!

Eddie Sensation - HA! I wonder how Leroy got this shot anyway!?

The Informer - Good question!

Vic Canon - Also, the prestigeous "Diamond Stud Invitational Tournament" begins right here tonight as Sir Psycho Sexy takes on "Blockbuster" Brandon Caston!

Eddie Sensation - This is gonna be a 4-Man tourney of greatness! With the winner of the entire thing facing off against Nick Diamante at Extreme & Uncensored '99!

The Informer - Speaking of Sir Psycho Sexy, he has demanded that he wrestles twice tonight! He will also compete in a 6-Man tag team affair! Himself and The Seventh Layer... appropriatly named "Sexy As Hell" will square off against The Wildman and The Impact Players!

Vic Canon - In another huge one, we're gonna see the return of Thorn as he takes on The EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler in non title action!

Eddie Sensation - It's been some time since Thorn last wrestled on EWA TV, and I can't wait!

The Informer - That, and so much more tonight here on EWA Tuesday Night Heat! Don't go anywhere fans, we're gonna get this party started!

"Blockbuster" Brandon Casten - Well Rob I figured that it was time for a change. But don't worry im still doing the hardcore thing, im all with the same attitude as Mr. Extreme, but everyone needs a change once in a while, and a few nights ago was my night of change Rob.

Rob DiMarco - Nick has said that this tournaments purpose is to give "under-rated talent" a chance at over night superstardom! Should you win this 4 man tournament, how do you think you will fair against TDS himself?

"Blockbuster" Brandon Casten - Oh don't worry Rob, I will win this tournament in a snap. I mean my first face off is against Sir Psycho Sexy, how lame can that guy be? Don't even think for one god damn minute I will lose to him. But when I do push Sir Psycho to his envelope then he will realize what the "Blockbuster" is all about here in the EWA. After I take out Not so Sexy I will push myself onto my next victim, god knows who that will be. But once again I am telling you beforehand that I am going to win this thing. Now when I move my way onto TDS I may have a problem at hand. Im going to try my hardest as I've never seen before. I will train especially hard, and I will concentrate at hand on what needs to be done. So all I can say for now is that im taking this way all the way to it's peak. And hey, if I don't beat the Stud then I will still feel very good since I made it all that way. But im not going to think down upon myself now. So TDS you better watch out because im after your ass.

Rob DiMarco - The path to this possible superstardom begins tonight against Sir Psycho Sexy... What do you think about Sir Psycho Sexy??

"Blockbuster" Brandon Casten - Like I said earlier, I think that this guy is a lame pile of dog crap who is not so sexy. For anyone to name their self after a Chili Pepper song must be drunk or some damn thing. Sure this guy beat me once, am I going to let that happen again? Hell No! I got this guys move arsenal down pat, I have been studying his style, and I am more than god damn ready to step in the ring tonight and knock the crap outta him. So SPS be very prepared to go down tonig---

Rob DiMarco - LOOK OUT!

[Leroy runs into the picture, and nails Brandon Casten across the head with a chair. He continues to kick and punch him agressively.]

The Informer - ITS LEROY! HE'S BEATING ON CASTEN!!

Vic Canon - This doesn't look good for Casten! What kind of condition is he going to be in for his match?!

Eddie Sensation - Not a good one! Look what Leroy did to him!

["Sir Psycho Sexy" by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers blasts through the speakers, as Leroy, followed by Sir Psycho Sexy, step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 263 pounds, from Miami, Florida, "Blockbuster" Brandon Casten!

["Tonight The Stars Revolt" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as "Blockbuster" Brandon Casten steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And this one is set and ready to go. I doubt any of these men have any real heat between them. They both just wanna gain the chance to face Nick Diamante in December at Extreme & Uncnsored '99!

Vic Canon - Exactly. I wouldn't expect anything more than a wrestling match out of this one.

Eddie Sensation - Hey, ya never know! If these guys wanna win, they're gonna hev to pull out all the stops!

The Informer - LIKE RIGHT THERE! Sir Psycho Sexy just started this match off with a dropkick on "Blockbuster" Brandon Casten!

Vic Canon - That one was out of nowhere! Impressive!

Eddie Sensation - It looks as if Sexy's stradegy is pretty basic! Attack... Attack... Attack!

The Informer - Wasn't that always "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan's gameplan? Ah... never mind!

Vic Canon - If anyone attempts a 3-Point stance in this one, I'm outta here!

Eddie Sensation - [Laughs] You 2 are lost! Watch the action! Pyscho Sexy has "Blockbuster" in an arm-bar!

The Informer - Wow! Look at him yank at that limb!

Vic Canon - Thanks Giving was this past weekend in the States, but it looks like Sir Psycho Sexy still has a craving for a drumstick!

Eddie Sensation - NO MORE TURKEY TALK! I ate like a PIG this weekend!

The Informer - [Laughs] As did we all! In the ring, Psycho Sexy has slowed down this pace by applying a side headlock.

Vic Canon - It's not on properly though... and OUCH! Brandon Casten makes Sexy pay with a BIG back suplex!

Eddie Sensation - Damn! He just folded Sexy up like one of those dumb instruments!

The Informer - Casten is back up to his feet and he's got offence on his mind!

Vic Canon - Sir Psycho makes his way up slowly, but Casten catches his with a swinging neckbreaker! Right on target!

Eddie Sensation - Wow, you can say so again!

The Informer - Since he changed his name, he's been on a roll! Mr. Extreme is no more... and "The Blockbuster" can very well be on his way to Extreme and Uncencored '99!

Vic Canon - The winner of this match will face the winner of the Wildman/Hustler match which will take place next week right here on Heat!

Eddie Sensation - The Wildman and The Hustler! That one should be interesting! Back to the action! "Blockbuster" Brandon Casten is perched on the middle ropes, and he delivers a solid clothesline on SPS, sending him down to the canvas!

The Informer - It's been all "Blockbuster" for the last few minutes.

Vic Canon - Fans, I understand we have "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante joining us from his locker room...

[The screen splits and takes us to a view of "TDS" who is watching a monitor and smoking a cigar...]

Eddie Sensation - HEY! NICKY D! HOW GOES IT BRO!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Not too shabby, Sensation! I'm just kickin' back watching two guy fight for the right to face greatness!

The Informer - So Nick, are you pleased by the action you've seen in your tournament so far?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well, I can't really tell from this 8 inch monitor back here. I really wanted to sit at ringside for this one, but we all know about Sir Psycho Sexy's restraining order against myself, and others. I guess the poor kid is just a little nervous... I don't mind. A lot of people usually have a hard time functioning properly around me anyways. Can you blame them? [Smiles]

Vic Canon - Nick, if I can just ask you a question...

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No, you can't. I don't like you.

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHA!!! NICKY D! THAT WAS GREAT! LEMME ASK YOU SOMETHING! How are you planning to prepare for Deuce tonight?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Easy dude. Everytime Deuce steps near me, I'm gonna point somewhere into the audience and scream "Look! It's Blitzkreig! He's fallen and he can't get up!" [Laughs] That should throw Deuce off a few times. After that, I'll simply use my God-given in-ring talents to finish the job on Bigg Daddy, part Deuce!

The Informer - Thank you for joining us "Diamond Stud".

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - The pleasure was all yours. See ya later folks.

Vic Canon - Boy, that Diamante is a rude chacter!

Eddie Sensation - Nah man! You're just not important enough for him to mention.

The Informer - Please guys, cool it. The match is still going on here! Brandon Casten is still in control. It looks like he's going upstairs again. This time, all the way to the top!

Vic Canon - I wonder what he's gonna go for this time?

Eddie Sensation - He was successful with a clothesline earlier. Maybe lightning will strike twice! Casten jumps...

The Informer - Through the air... WOW! DAMN! DID YOU SEE THAT??

Vic Canon - OH YES I DID! CASTEN WENT FOR A DOUBLE AX-HANDLE, AND SOMEHOW... I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT...

Eddie Sensation - I do! Sexy caught Caston in a claw-hold in mid-air, and then slamed him into the mat! What a move! I swear I've seen it somewhere too!

The Informer - The ref goes for the count... 1... 2... 3! Sir Psycho Sexy advances in "The Diamond Stud Invitational Tournament"!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match and now advancing in the "TDS" tournament... Sir Psycho Sexy!

Vic Canon - Wow! That was a great action-packed match! And I still can't believe that extraordinary move at the end! Sexy literally caught Caston's head and drove it into the mat in a chokeslam-like fashion... all in one motion! What an athlete!

Eddie Sensation - And like "TDS" Nicky D said... next week The Wildman will face The Hustler in the second first-round match! I can't wait!

The Informer - And neither can I! Fans, we'll be right back! Don't go anywhere!

["F*ck Dying" by Ice Cube blasts through the speakers, as Fallen Angel steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And the second lumberjack, standing 6' and weighing in at 227 pounds, from Crediblity, New York, one half of The Impact Players, Justin Credible!

["Down Bottom" by Ruff Ryders blasts through the speakers, as Joey Stlyes, followed by Justin Credible, step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - First, standing 6'7" and weighing in at 275 pounds, from Parts Unknown, one half of The Seventh Layer, Havoc!

["F*ck Dying" by Ice Cube blasts through the speakers, as Havoc steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 5'9" and weighing in at 249 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, one half of The Impact Players, Taz!

["Survive If I Let You" by Various Artists blasts through the speakers, as Taz steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And the match starts! Taz throws him to the ropes... OH! Justin Credible just pulled his foot, and Havoc landed on his face!

Vic Canon - How'd I know this match was going to turn out like this?

Eddie Sensation - Taz picks up Havoc... Clothesline! Taz is going to the top! Look out below!!

The Informer - OH!! FALLEN ANGEL JUST SHOVED TAZ OFF THE TOP!

Vic Canon - Look out! Justin Credible is making his way around the ring! Fallen Angel and Justin Credible are nose to nose!!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHHH!!!

The Informer - OH!!! OUT OF NOWHERE HAVOC SUICIDE DIVES TO THE OUTSIDE AND TAKES OUT BOTH MEN!! Taz is getting to his feet!

Vic Canon - Taz is on the outside! All 4 men are brawling on the outside! OH! FALLEN ANGEL GOES FLYING INTO THE RING POST!

Eddie Sensation - HAVOC IS LEVELED WITH A CHAIR!! AHHAHA! THIS IS MADNESS! I LOVE IT!

The Informer - There's the bell!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has ruled this match a Double Count Out!

Vic Canon - The Impact Players continue to beat on The Seventh Layer! Nothing's going to stop them!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HELL?!

The Informer - LOOK!! THERE'S "THE SEAT SELLER" THURSTON HOWELL AND "THE SHOWSTOPPER" CHRIS BROWN!!! THE SECOND COMING!!!

Vic Canon - Who?

Eddie Sensation - I'll second that!

The Informer - THE SECOND COMING ARE TAKING OUT THE IMPACT PLAYERS!! OH! HOWELL NAILS TAZ WITH "THE INVESTMENT"!!!

Vic Canon - Wow! Nice move!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHHHH!!

The Informer - WHAM! PERSONIFIED SUPREMACY! CHRIS BROWN NAILED JUSTIN CREDIBLE WITH THAT MOVE!!

Vic Canon - What a shocker! A brand new tag team in the EWA, and by the looks of it, Da BJ Boyz finally have a challenger!!

Eddie Sensation - These guys are great!

The Informer - The Second Coming are leaving the ring... Look what they've done to The Impact Players!

Vic Canon - Where the hell did they come from?

Eddie Sensation - Yeah! Informer, you seem to know a lot of information about them!

The Informer - Eddie, I don't have time for your nonsence...

Vic Canon - Let's send it backstage to Rachel Stevens!

Fallen Angel - Sexy As Hell? It's simple, you have Sir Psycho, the "Sexy", and you've got the Layer, the "Hell". Tonight is gonna be a bloodbath. It's gonna be a war. Whoever the mystery opponents are, they're gonna have to face an unstoppable force. Whatever the Wildman and Sir Psycho Sexy have against each other, is completely irrelevant. But that hatred has now spread, to us. Wildman has been added to the hitlist, and his partners have been added to the hitlist. And tonight, three names are gonna be crossed off that hitlist, when Sexy As Hell emerges the winners.

Sir Psycho Sexy - It dawned on me in the shower one day, as a young lady was scrubbing my... Sexiness... that when two parties agree to a business relationship, that business should be taken care of. I have some unsettled business. The Layer have some business. So I figured it would be in our best interest to combine our efforts and take care of business.

Rachel Stevens - To some, this seems as a one night affair. Does Sexy As Hell have a future as a tandom in the EWA?

Havoc - We have stated many a time, that Sir Psycho Sexy and the Seventh Layer share a business-related partnership, and I have no doubt that Fallen Angel, myself, and Sir Psycho Sexy, along with Leroy and the Chronicler will be by each other's side, in the ring and out of it. And in a situation like this, the Psycho one's enemies are ours, and our enemies are his.

Fallen Angel - But if the time comes when Sir Psycho's path crosses our own, there won't be any second thoughts about. Neither he nor us will be hesitant to stab each other in the back, but as for now, there isn't a stronger force in the EWA. Not the Executive Committe, not Hostile Youth 2000, not anyone.

Sir Psycho Sexy - When you put the facts together, what you have here is the genesis of a lethal combination. And there's nothing, and I mean NOTHING, that the Wildman can do about it.

Rachel Stevens - Sir Psycho Sexy, how can you prepare for two matches in one night?? One of your matches is part of the TDS Tournament... Last week you placed a restraining order on Nick among others making it seem like you would go all out to win this tournament. But here you are having prepared for two matches... you couldn't be focused 100% on BOTH matches........

Sir Psycho Sexy - Well, not to say that I'm not taking each of my matches seriously, because I am. Let's just put it like this. With these two guys watching my back in the ring, and these three watching it outside the ring, who would worry? Blockbuster... he's simply out of his league. He didn't last 5 minutes in the ring with me! I'm just taking it easy. And then in our match, you've got the Wildman, and I'm assuming the Impact Players... three guys, who between them, couldn't even stroke their own balls, much less each other. And trust me when I say, SIR PSYCHO KNOWS ABOUT STROKE! Now back up, Rachel, before you get a little creamy.

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys... and hurry.

["Sir Psycho Sexy" by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers blasts through the speakers, as Leroy & The Chronicler, followed by Sir Psycho Sexy, Havoc and Fallen Angel step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents.... First, standing 6'4" and weighing in at 265 pounds, from Indianapolis, Indiana, The Wildman!

["Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his partners... weighing in at a combined weight of 476 pounds, Taz & Justin Credible, The Impact Players!

["Get Out Tha Way" by Hot Boys blasts through the speakers, as Taz & Justin Credible step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Well look at that! They showed up!

Vic Canon - Yeah, but look at them! They're standing on the outside... As if they were watching the match!

Eddie Sensation - The Wildman and The Impact Players are staring at each other... The Wildman looks pissed!

The Informer - OH! HE WON'T BE TOO HAPPY ABOUT THAT ONE! Superkick to the back of the head by Sir Psycho Sexy! The Wildman is down! Sir Psycho Sexy drags The Wildman into his corner, and tags in Havoc!

Vic Canon - Havoc jumps over the top rope, and nails a leg drop on The Wildman! He goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... No!

Eddie Sensation - Havoc picks up The Wildman... Uh oh!

The Informer - WHAM! Chokeslam by Havoc! He goes for the pin... 1.... 2... No! The Wildman kicks out again!

Vic Canon - Havoc picks up The Wildman, and tags in Fallen Angel.... They whip him to the ropes, Double Clothesline! The Wildman gets up... Dropkick by Havoc! Dropkick by Fallen Angel! The Wildman falls out of the ring right in front of The Impact Players!

Eddie Sensation - Hey look! They're helping him out!

The Informer - Yeah... right.... By throwing him back into the ring.

Vic Canon - I guess Justin Credible liked being a lumberjack so much that he is doing it again!

Eddie Sensation - .......Canon, you suck.

The Informer - Hahaha! Fallen Angel picks up The Wildman... DDT!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel bounces off the ropes... The Wildman is up.... Spinning Heel Kick! Fallen Angel goes for the cover... 1..... 2.... No! The Wildman gets a shoulder up!

Eddie Sensation - Fallen Angel tags in Sir Psycho Sexy! Sexy sets up The Wildman in the middle of the ring... THE SEXY PLEX! The Wildman goes tumbling to the outside!

The Informer - Sir Psycho Sexy bounces off the ropes... LOOK OUT!!!

Vic Canon - SUICIDE DIVE ONTO THE OUTSIDE!! SIR PSYCHO SEXY TOOK OUT ALL 3 MEN!!

Eddie Sensation - The Impact Players didn't see him coming! They're all dazed!

The Informer - Sir Pyscho Sexy gets into the ring... The Wildman and The Impact Players are on their feet, and all storm into the ring! Sexy As Hell bounces off the ropes... All 3 miss a clothesline attempt!

Vic Canon - They bounce off the ropes... The Impact Players and The Wildman all telegraph the back body drop...... OH NO!!!

Eddie Sensation - SEXY AS HELL EACH GO FOR AN INSIDE CRADLE!!! 1.....

The Informer - 2.....

Vic Canon - 3!!! SEXY AS HELL WIN IT!!

Chris Myers - The winners of this match, Sir Psycho Sexy & The Seventh Layer, SEXY AS HELL!

Eddie Sensation - That was sweet!

The Informer - What a quick and brilliant win for Sexy As Hell!

Vic Canon - HEY LOOK! ITS DEUCE!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell is he doing here?!

The Informer - Deuce picks up The Wildman... Oh no!

Vic Canon - RIDDLE BOX!!! DEUCE JUST NAILED THE WILDMAN WITH THE RIDDLE BOX!! NOW DEUCE IS LAYING THE PUNCHES TO THE HEAD OF THE WILDMAN!

Eddie Sensation - Look! Sir Psycho Sexy is getting back into the ring!

The Informer - Sir Psycho Sexy pulls Deuce off The Wildman! Deuce is up... They're nose to nose! OH NO!!

Vic Canon - DEUCE JUST NAILED SIR PSYCHO SEXY WITH A LEFT HAND TO THE FACE!!

Eddie Sensation - HHAHAHA!!

The Informer - Sir Psycho Sexy tumbles backwards and falls out of the ring! What the hell was that for?!

Vic Canon - Deuce is now leaving the ring!

Eddie Sensation - That was weird...

The Informer - Don't worry folks... I'll get to the bottom of this!

Vic Canon - I understand that the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed, is backstage with Rachel Stevens! Let's send it back there... Rachel?

Zed - Hey, shut up. If you consider a double-countout a loss against Thorn, then you're pretty f*cked up. We were both counted out, so the way I see it, it came to be a schmoz, that ended in a draw...with me retaining my Heavyweight Title! So by no means do I consider that match a loss...because I walked away with the glimmering gold prize...As far as me jumping outside the ring and nailing Deuce and Dino, I figured it'd be nice to hurt two guys I absolutely despise.

Rachel Stevens - A lot of people are saying that Thorn got screwed, and that if he would have stayed in the ring he would have won by Countout, which doesn't change the outcome at all. What do you say to the statement, "Thorn got screwed"?

Zed - Thorn had control of whether he stayed in or out of the ring. But he was smart enough to know that you can't win a match with your ass planted in the ring, so he went after me. So for people to say that he got screwed is bullsh*t, because he had complete control over his actions throughout the course of that match, and the way it ended is a direct results of both our actions.

Rachel Stevens - Tonight you fight Leroy in a Title Match! Do you think Deuce, Thorn or Dino Delsante will be present at ringside during this match? And if so, what will you do? Will you remain focussed?

Zed - I'd suspect any of them to be at ringside, but I don't know exactly who it will be. I'm still getting over the shock of the fact i'll be facing Leroy....thats like me having a match with my idiot lackey Santoro. Leroy will be of no threat to me, so you can rest assured that if Deuce, Dino, or Thorn decides to wander ringside during the match....they WILL be left Unforgiven....

Leroy - Jigga what?

Rob DiMarco - Tonight you fight Zed in an EWA Heavyweight Title Match.... Are you jigga with being a Zed offender?

Leroy - Look, I'ma offen somebody sometime. Might as well be da champ, aight.

Rob DiMarco - On a serious note, you've been handed a golden opportunity which many think you aren't deserving of... Will Leroy prove them wrong tonight?

Leroy - If I win, my momma will be so proud. I think dat if you look at eveyone heayah, anyone is deservin of a tito shot. But I'ma give da first shot to my dawg, Sir Psycho Sexy. Know why?

Rob DiMarco - Why?

Leroy - 'Cause he da man, he da man, he da man, he da man!

The Informer - The Heavyweight Title Match is next! We'll be right back!!

["Unforgiven" by Metallica blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And the challenger... standing 7'4" and weighing in at 475 pounds, from Gary, Indianapolis, Leroy!

["Mamma Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J blasts through the speakers, as Sir Psycho Sexy and Leroy step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - This one right here is gonna be real interesting. Zed has granted Leroy a title shot... but, well... how can I say this without being rude?

Vic Canon - Leroy doesn't deserve the shot?

Eddie Sensation - Hey now! Leroy is a good man! Don't talk bad about him... just because he looks and speaks differently than all of us. Canon, Informer... you 2 should be ashamed!

The Informer - Oh please, Sensation! You know we didn't mean that!

Vic Canon - Yeah. We were just explaining that Leroy isn't really considered one of the real best wrestlers in the EWA. Yet, he has a shot here for the title!

Eddie Sensation - Well, I can explain that to you real simply. Zed is a coward walking around with a belt that he needed help to win. Every once in a while he'll throw the random dog a bone in attempts to "look good". Don't let Zeddy fool you. He's a coward!

The Informer - I highly doubt that! He may not be the classiest champ, but he's still a great competitor!

Vic Canon - And this match is getting started guys! Leroy runs at Zed with a clothesline, but Zed ducks it!

Eddie Sensation - RIGHT HAND BY ZED... AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! LOOK AT HIM... HE CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE RULES!

The Informer - Nobody ever said this one was gonna be clean!

Vic Canon - Yeah, as a matter of fact, this match has "nasty brawl" written all over it!

Eddie Sensation - Well too bad! Zed is our champ... he should set an example for the kiddies!

[The fans at ringside are caught on camera looking in the aisleway. Suddenly, the camera catches a shot of Thorn calmly walking out towards the ring...]

The Informer - LOOK! GUYS! IT'S THORN! HE'S COMING RIGHT OUT HERE!

Vic Canon - That reminds me! The EWA has officially announced that Zed will defend his EWA Heavyweight Title at Extreme and Uncensored '99... AGAINST THAT MAN! THORN!

Eddie Sensation - Thorn's a good man! I like his style! Hopefully he'll be able to take that belt away from Zed in a few week's time!

The Informer - December 19th, to be exact! ZED VS. THORN FOR THE TITLE! ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW FANS! So make sure you order early!

Vic Canon - What a Christmas present that would be! Think of the looks on your childrens faces when you tell them they'll be watching EWA Extreme and Uncensored '99!

Eddie Sensation - Dude, no offence... but you're a flake! Thorn is out here, and you've gotta wonder what he's gonna do!

The Informer - ZED HITS A DISCUS PUNCH OUT OF NOWHERE!

Vic Canon - What a move! Wow! And Sensation, I'm no flake!

Eddie Sensation - Wanna bet? [Laughs]

The Informer - Guys, chill. I think Zed just noticed that Thorn is out here watching this match.

Vic Canon - Zed looks confused! He's saying something to Thorn.

Eddie Sensation - Shut up... I'm trying to listen.

The Informer - We all heard that. Thorn said he's out here just to get a closer look.

Vic Canon - WAIT! LEROY GOES FOR A ROLL-UP!! 1.... 2.... NO!!! SO CLOSE!!! THORN ALMOST COST ZED THE MATCH!!

Eddie Sensation - CLOSER LOOK MY ASS! [Laughs] Thorn is smarter than that! He'd love to see Zed lose to someone like Leroy!

The Informer - ZED IS PISSED.... HE HOISTS LEROY UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! WHAT POWER!

Vic Canon - OH! WE KNOW WHAT THIS IS! ZED IS ABOUT TO LEAVE LEROY UNFORGIVEN! AND THORN IS TAKING A FIRST HAND LOOK AT WHAT MAYBE BE HIS DESTINY IN A FEW WEEKS!

Eddie Sensation - THE UNFORGIVEN! THIS ONE IS OVER! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!

The Informer - THE COVER AND THE COUNT! 1...2...3!!!

Vic Canon - Zed wins! But the real story comes out now!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match and still EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed!

The Informer - Zed quickly rolls out of the ring... and look! He's in Thorn's face!

Vic Canon - I think Zed was just a bit surprised by Leroy, and he just wants answers from Thorn.

Eddie Sensation - Well, that's all it looks like. A misunderstanding... plain and simple. They're talking it out, and all seems cool. These 2 are good friends, and I doubt they'll let this get in the way.

Dino Delsante - If I can do it without stepping over the boundries of my contract, and still have my job behind the table, then it would take about two seconds to sign the match.

Rachel Stevens - We understand that you and Deuce have had a past together... Can you elaborate on it, for us for those of us who are in the dark over this situation??

Dino Delsante - It all started in the DOA. Deuce and I had a Hell in a Cell match for the nickname "The Sexiest Chest in Wrestling." Now, I don't remember who he paid to be in the cell kick my ass, but he won. We met up again, but regardless, he took something from me that night... my pride.

Rachel Stevens - Tonight Deuce will be squaring off against your former employer, and good friend "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante. Nick was the man who booked you and Deuce together many moons ago... Do you think Nick is responsible at all for the hatred you and Deuce share for each other??

Dino Delsante - No. Nick was doing his job. Our hatred comes from us, make no mistake about that. You can't blame Nick for putting his top stars against each other. That is business. What me and Deuce have... that's personal.

Hacker - Yes Rachel, you see Chris is in Denial of what happended at Rage in a Cage. He knows that I embrassed him to win this belt [Points to the North American title around his waist.] and I will do it again in a snap.

Rachel Stevens - Personally, what do you think of Slate's name and attitude change??

Hacker - Slates doesn't want to show his face here again because it is Beat Red because it was beat Black and Blue. Slates is just a pussy anyways, You know, if I rip his mask off then I can sell it for good peso in Mexico.

Rachel Stevens - Seeing as this is a Non-Title Match, if Denial impresses or even defeats you here tonight, will a Title Match be in the makings?

Hacker - Hell No, there is no chance in hell I am gonna give that bitch a shot at my belt. He can only hope he gets Extremely Lucky in this match and gets a match signed by someone in power because I will not give it to him. Well, if I do break him in half, I could give a title shot to his legs.

["Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple blasts through the speakers, as the EWA North American Champion, Hacker, steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 258 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, Denial!

["Denial" by Sevendust blasts through the speakers, as Denial steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here he comes. "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante is making his way out to our announce position.

[Dino sits and puts his head set on.]

The Informer - A man with a lot of controversy surrounding him right now.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - That's why Tom Stone hired me, I.F.

Eddie Sensation - Dino, it seems like you have a lot of questions circulating about you.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Most of them were asked by the Informer. I'm not here to answer questions, I'm here to call a match. What is the next match, Vic?

Vic Canon - Hacker versus Denial.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - [Snickers] You'll pardon me if I talk about more exciting topics.

The Informer - Hacker throws a chair at Denial! Denial moves, and the chair bounces off the ropes and thuds onto the mat! Hacker slides into the ring with a 2x4!! He swings it at Denial.... Denial ducks.... Belly To Back Suplex!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - That just shows you where swinging weapons gets you....

Vic Canon - Denial has a garbage can in his hand! He climbs to the top rope.... Hacker gets to his feet....

Eddie Sensation - WHAM!

The Informer - GARBAGE CAN ACROSS THE HEAD OF HACKER!! Great move by Denial!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - "Denial." What kind of name is that? If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was a certain wrestler that lost a match not too long ago and cried his eyes out to Stone. But I don't know any better, do I, Informer?

The Informer - What are you implying?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Just that you probably already know who this guy is and will reveal it in "The Spoiler."

Vic Canon - Denial picks up Hacker.... Swinging Neckbreaker! Denial goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... No! Hacker gets a shoulder up!

Eddie Sensation - If Denial thinks he's gonna win this title as easy as Hacker won it, he's got another thing coming!

The Informer - Denial has a handful of wires! He's choking Hacker with them!! Hacker's turning blue!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Sure, kill the guy....

Vic Canon - Denail lets go, and Hacker falls forward! Denial is looking under the ring for something..... UH OH!

Eddie Sensation - HE'S GOT A WRENCH!!

The Informer - Hacker is up..... WHAM!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - [Yawns] Yeah, he just whacked him real hard. It's matches like this that might force me back into the ring.

Vic Canon - Hacker is out! Denial is walking around with the wrench over his head! Pin him you moron!

Eddie Sensation - Denial picks up Hacker.... He irish whips him....

The Informer - OH! Right into the ring post!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - My goodness, this match is dull. And it's a Hardcore match too. That says it all, doesn't it?

Eddie Sensation - Are you watching the same match? This match has been a real exciting one.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - What would you rather see? These two jagoffs swinging chairs at each other? Or "The Cornerstone" versus Zed or Deuce?

Eddie Sensation - Well, you and Zed or Deuce.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I think I've made my point.

Vic Canon - Denial and Hacker are in the ring... Denial throws him to the ropes... Denial telegraphs it... DDT by Hacker!

Eddie Sensation - Hacker picks up a Stop sign! WHAM! Right over the head of Denial!

The Informer - Hacker goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... No! Denial gets up!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Imagine... "The winner of this match by a wrench to the head... Hacker!"... How do you enjoy these matches?

Vic Canon - Hacker puts Denial on the top rope... Hacker is setting up a table! He's going to try to put Denial through the table!

Eddie Sensation - Hacker climbs to the top! OH! Elbow to the jaw by Denial! Denial climbs off the ropes, and jumps into the ring!

The Informer - OH NO!! LOOK OUT!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Sure, put him through the table... What a waste of perfectly good wood....

Vic Canon - THE COMPULSION THROUGH THE TABLE!!! DENIAL GOES FOR THE COVER... 1.... 2..... 3!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Denial!

Eddie Sensation - Denial picks up his first win in the EWA!

The Informer - Or should we say Chris Slates defeats Hacker??

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - You're sharp Informer! Think that one up all by yourself??

Vic Canon - Lets send it backstage with Rob DiMarco!

Antrim - My goals are quite simple. I have come to the EWA to gain some respect. No wrestler is anything without and some time down the line I would like to have title shot but then as I have stated before, I am not the greatest athlete amongst us but if the chance arises, I will put 100% effort in to it. The EWA is probably the best federation around and getting in to it was a dream come true and to be a champion in it would be overwhelming. I do know, however, that there is great superstars in the EWA and before I can accomplish any of my goals I will have to work very hard by beating anyone who is thrown in my way, to prove to the fans and to prove to Tom Stone that I am no fluke, and that I really deserve a chance at a title. I think a lot of this will depend on my match with Soulstorm tonight as in whether I catch the bookers eyes, or if I just make them think that I am a waste of space. But when I try my hardest, I normally don�t disappoint even if I lose. Maybe my main goal is just too survive and stay in the EWA, there is many superstars here who I believe would beat me in a fair match, but with having said that, they would come away with cuts and bruises because I never give up and I don�t ever think I will. I have survived on New York�s streets for 17 years, so what is the point of stopping now?

Rob DiMarco - We saw you first at Rage In A Cage 2 a couple Sunday's ago... On that night, you made your presence known in the International Title Match by helping Cody Covington win. What was that all about?

Antrim - Well this all boils down to the respect thing again. I did not go out there to help Covington, I went out there to show SoulStorm that even know many people are afraid of him and his gimmick, I am not. And the guy has done many things in his past here in the EWA, but then again as I have said so many times before, I was not there to face him. And one thing that did strike me as odd is the fact that Covington trusted me straight away, almost as he was afraid of me. But then it showed us how stupid he was when he shook my hands. I have made it clear everywhere I have went that I do not trust too many people and Covington only seemed to realize this when I stuck my fingers down his mouth and made him cry for mercy. Although yes I did help him keep his title, I am confident that a man like him will not hold that title for very long from what I have saw from his wrestling tapes. But then again, I didn�t go to school at all so I probably could be wrong on that one. But Covington would be advised to keep his nose out of my business tonight, because when you go up against someone who has nothing to lose, you probably will live to regret it.

Rob DiMarco - Tonight, you go one on one with the man who you gave a loss to by pulling Covington out of the cage, SoulStorm. Would you say that this is a International Title #1 Contender Match??

Antrim - I am not quite sure because from what I can gather, there is not many people around who are going after this title so it might just be. But weather it is or not does not bother me, because I will be treating it as my most important match in my whole career of wrestling. I have had title shots before but now that I look around at the talent in EWA, I realize that some of them guys I beat for titles would not even be able to survive one day in the EWA, never mind have a title. But I hope SoulStorm is ready be it a number one contenders match or not, because tonight I will be going in to that ring with nothing to lose, and I will come out with nothing to lose either apart from a match win hopefully!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I lied. Right now the four of us have to sit through a match between the two most depressing wrestlers in the EWA.

Chris Myers - The next match is scheduled for one fall... Right now I'd like to introduce to you, the special Guest Commentator for this match.... the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

["Lithium" by Nirvana blasts through the speakers, as the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ringside announce team.]

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Huh??

Vic Canon - Didn't you hear? Cody Covington is joining us for this match?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Oh... the plot thickens. I'm sure that Cody Covington, Rocket Scientist, will have something interesting to say.

Vic Canon - You were being sarcastic, right?

Chris Myers - First, standing 5'10" and weighing in at 210 pounds, from Bronx, New York, Antrim!

["Hard Knock Life" by Jay-Z blasts through the speakers, as Antrim steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 250 pounds, from Parts Unknown, SoulStorm!

["Bitter Sweet Symphony" by The Verve blasts through the speakers, as SoulStorm, step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Cody Covington, glad to have you!

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - Thanks Informer...

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - At least someone's happy to have him here....

Vic Canon - So Cody, what made you decide to come out here for commentary?

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - It's quite simple Canon... I have no idea who the hell this guy is... Yet at the Pay Per View he assists me? I've come to get a closer look...

Eddie Sensation - Ever think that he might want your gold??

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Hahaha... Eddie, remember what I said before!!

The Informer - The match is underway! Antrim kicks SoulStorm in the gut... Piledriver!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - How many more matches until the main event?

The Informer - Just one more.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I'm going to go get a beer.

The Informer - You will do no such thing! You'll call the match like you're paid to do.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Very well. Oh, look. Antrim is depressed. And so is SoulStorm. Looks like they've been listening to Bauhaus again.

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - [Looks at Dino, wondering what type of drug he is on...]

Eddie Sensation - What?? Bauhaus?!

The Informer - SoulStorm gets to his feet... Antrim moves in... OH! INVERTED DDT! Antrim goes for the cover... 1.... 2.....

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - 3! YES! Next match!

Vic Canon - No... that was a 2 count....

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - Looks like Antrim is doing pretty well against SoulStorm so far...

Eddie Sensation - You had a hard time beating SoulStorm at the Pay Per View! Imagine what this guy will do to you!

The Informer - Eddie, watch your mouth! Cody is a trained professional, and unlike us, he won't hold back! He'll take you in the ring and show you how tough you really are!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Informer, you like Covington's sister or something? Trying to get on his good side?

Vic Canon - Hahaha! Antrim has a Cobra Clutch applied! SoulStorm is right infront of the ropes! He doesn't even have to reach for the damn ropes!

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - Obviously, he's got no brain in that huge head of his...

Eddie Sensation - Antrim lifts SoulStorm to his feet...

The Informer - Antrim whips him to the ropes... Clothesline is ducked... Big boot ducked.... HURACONRANA BY SOULSTORM! NO!!! POWERBOMB BY ANTRIM!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Pin the damn guy already!

Vic Canon - Antrim is going to the top rope!!

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - He's getting a little risky I see...

Eddie Sensation - You're getting a little risky by speaking when not told to speak! What your mouth, boy!

The Informer - Eddie... please.... I don't want to drive you to the hospital tonight....

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Hey, Informer. Bet you didn't know that SoulStorm is being recruited to join a stable here in the EWA.

The Informer - As a matter of fact, I didn't know. Which one?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - You're the journalist! Find out.

Vic Canon - Oh, he doesn't know.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - You'd be surprised to find out what I do know, Vic.

The Informer - Antrim jumps.... OH! 420 SPLASH!! GREAT MOVE!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Pin him!

Vic Canon - Antrim gets off SoulStorm, and lifts him to his feet..... FRONT FACE BUSTER!! We all know what's next!

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - We do??

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, we do?

The Informer - DEPRESSION!!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - How did I know??

Vic Canon - SoulStorm is tapping! Antrim wins!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Antrim!

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - Impressive....

The Informer - Folks, don't go anywhere! We'll be right back!

The Hustler - Well, since the EWA re-opened some time ago, I've been on top of my game, and have taken out every wrestler that Stone has thrown my way. Now, the men I have faced do not compare to Thorn. Thorn is an amazing athlete, I know of his past. But that does not phase me. I know I have what it takes to beat Thorn. He is not as focused as I am, he doesn't know what he's doing. He's been in and out of the EWA, not really become serious about wrestling until now. This will be an unbelievable match, no doubt about it, but when the smoke clears, I'll be the only one standing. He says now that he's trying to steer clear of his "extreme roots". Bunch of bullshit I think. For some reason he's considered to fight for the Heavyweight Title, when he hasn't done shit since the re-opening. I guess the bookers are going on reputation alone for him, but they'll soon see the error of their ways, when I'm kicking his ass all over that ring tonight. Tonight the pedastool will be kicked out from underneath Thorn.

Rachel Stevens - Do you think the championship committee is trying to give you a hard time, by signing this match, because you are an undefeated champion?

The Hustler - I think that they just want to give the fans of this fed a really great match, because they know I will deliver. Being undefeated, that's just pure skill on my part. Being the Extreme Champion, that's just in my nature, being the best and kicking ass. Thorn, I admit, will be my toughest opponent to date, but, as I said, he's still in for the fight of his life and will be by the end of the night, another student in my class of Getting Hustled 101. I think just maybe the championship comittee just wants to give me somewhat of a challenge tonight, since all the other punks I have faced, I have beaten with the greatest of ease. Tonight, it could possibly end up being a hard time for me, but I will demonstrate once again why I am one of the best in the world in modern wrestling, and how I'm not scared by the Crown of Thorns.

Rachel Stevens - One more question... Next week you will compete in a TDS Tournament match against The Wildman... This could be a big opportunity for you and your career, so where's your mind right now?

The Hustler - Well Rachel, the only thing on my mind right now is totally destroying Thorn in my match, but I have given great thought to my match with Wildman prior to tonight. I think our match next Tuesday, Extreme Rules or not, will be one for the ages. We are both hardcore veterans, myself though being quite younger than him, but still, we're experienced. We both have that hardcore drive inside of us, the taste for our opponent's blood. I'm predicting right now though, I will come out victorious from this war with Wildman, because one simple fact..... I'M JUST BETTER THAN HIM. Wildman will realize than its time for him to get off his soapbox and realize that I am the most hardcore fighter in the EWA, no questions asked. Thorn tonight, and Wildman next week, will both know that..... YOUR PAIN IS MY GAIN!!!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 219 pounds, from Sacramento, California, Thorn!

["EdgeCrusher" by Fear Factory blasts through the speakers, as Thorn steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - A lot of speculation has come from this match. The Hustler is on a roll but people wanna know if Thorn is the same man he used to be in the ring.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - This should actually be a really good match. Thorn has a great history here in the EWA, and Hustler is no stranger to success. The Hustler is also the ONLY undefeated wrestler here with only Sir Psycho Sexy being one of the only unbeaten wrestlers in the EWA as well.

Vic Canon - Well, Sir Psycho Sexy did lose to Zed, but it was because of outside interference. But you're point is clear.

Eddie Sensation - Canon is the master of drifting off topic! [Laughs]

The Informer - I have a feeling we're gonna see Canon take on Sensation in an EWA ring pretty soon! [Laughs] Dino, where do you think both men will be after this match?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - This match is a great tune-up for both wrestlers. You've got to think that Thorn will get another shot at Zed and the Hustler has his TDS Tournament match next week against the Wildman.

Vic Canon - WHOA! OUT OF NOWHERE! THORN JUST RUSHED THE HUSTLER WITH A MISSLE DROPKICK! ONE OF HIS SIGNATURE MOVES!

Eddie Sensation - HE WINDED THE HUSTLER WHO JUST WASN'T READY! NOT TO JOKE AROUND OR ANYTHING... BUT THIS ONE MAY ALREADY BE OVER!

The Informer - 1... 2... NO! The Hustler just got on track! That was a scary moment for The Hustler! He may have been able to escpae that big move, but I think I'm gonna have to still go with Thorn in the end!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Everyone here in the EWA is picking sides. You've got the HY2K, the newly formed Sexy As Hell. Thorn and Hustler walk on their own for now, but how long will that last?

Eddie Sensation - That's a really good point, Dino.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I've been known to make a few, Eddie. But the question remains...who will replace RX as the biggest faction in EWA history? Or will it ever even happen?

Vic Canon - THORN IS KILLING THE HISTLER IN THE CORNER WITH HUGE FISTS TO THE SKULL! I HAVE NEVER SEEN THORN SO INTENSE!

The Informer - He's like a wild animal! He just won't get off!

Eddie Sensation - I told you guys! Zed has to watch out for this guy! He shouldn't be taken lightly!

Vic Canon - I don't think Zed is taking him lightly at all, Sensation!

The Informer - Thorn is a real threat to Zedls belt, and in a few weeks... we're gonna find out just who belongs at the top of the EWA mountain!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - You'll have to pardon me if I don't say much during this match. We're only a few minutes away from Bigg Daddy Deuce gracing us with is presence, and I'd like to see this match get over as soon as possible.

Vic Canon - [Chuckles] No problem, Dino. I hope you'll be on your best behaviour tonight!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - No comment! [Laughs]

The Informer - Thorn is really pushing hard in this match! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY THORN! WICKED STUFF!

Vic Canon - And he quickly gets up and lands a leg drop!

Eddie Sensation - Wow! Thorn is really showing me he wants to be champ here! The Hustler has shown basically no offence here! I'm amazed!

The Informer - Me too! The Hustler just looks off his game tonight. Maybe he has the flu or something!

Vic Canon - [Laughs] Stranger things have happened!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - How much time has elapsed in this freakin' match?

Vic Canon - About five minutes.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Lord have mercy! Let's get this over with!

Eddie Sensation - THORN HAS THE HUSTLER IN A VERTICLE SUPLEX!! OHHHHH!!! HE JUST DROPPED HIM STOMACH-FIRST OVER THE ROPES!

Vic Canon - If he doesn't have the flu, I bet he has an upset stomach now!

The Informer - Thorn is going up top! I THINK WE MAY BE GETTING READY TO SEE THE CROWN OF THORNS! IT'S BEEN SOME TIME!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - THORN JUMPS AND LANDS A HUGE LEG DROP TO THE BACK OF THE NECK! COWN OF THORNS! THIS ONE IS OVER!

Eddie Sensation - The cover! 1... 2... 3!!! Thorn wins! Thorn wins!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, Thorn!!!

The Informer - Thorn with a quick win over the only undefeated superstar in the EWA!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Check it out.... He's asking for a mic!

Vic Canon - Chris Myers hands him the mic.....

Thorn - [Leans on rope to catch breath] Well, how's that for has been? I just beat the man with the best record in the EWA, and you guys still insist that I'm a has been? I really find that funny, kinda hard to believe, but funny. I made sure that the Hustler knew exactly what I was really made of. I made him realize that he can say that he's going to hospitalize me, and he can say that I'm going to be crippled, but I proved my point. I proved to him that even though he talked big, he didn't know what I truly held inside, he didn't know the Thorn from back in the day, he didn't know that I am a true Extreme legend in this federation. That just goes to show, that know what you talk about, before you open your mouth. Unluckily for Hustler, he opened his mouth a little too far. Hustler was a fine example of what is going to happen to many... many of the superstars here in the EWA. Two prime examples of those superstars that didn't handle with care are Deuce and Zed, one week ago on this exact show I squared off against Zed for the Heavyweight title. Unfortunately I didn't win, but I didn't lose either, but something came out of that match that pushed me over the brink, and that was that Deuce and some no name announcer had to fight over there own problems during our match, and in turn that was the deciding factor in the match. I didn't mind beating the snot out of Zed, Deuce, and that one loser, but I would rather being standing in front of you today the EWA Heavyweight Champion... oh well, can't win em all right? Well, Zed, Deuce, and loser guy, if you wanna get it on... why don't you just ask? I'd be more then happy to take any and all offers to a match, even one here tonight. But if you guys don't think your up to it... that's fine, but think twice before you put your name on that paper. I'm sure that our paths will cross sooner or later, but it's in your best interest that they don't. So, who ever wants a piece, you better handle with care, or you end up like Hustler, you get cut.... by the Crown of Thorns!!!

[Thorn tosses the mic out into the crowd as he is finished with what he had to say. "Love Dump" by Static~X blasts back over the loudspeakers as Thorn makes his way out of the ring, as he notices that The Hustler is long gone, without a trace. Thorn stops at the top of the on-ramp and looks over the crowd for a quick second before heading back to his locker room.]

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?! FOLKS, WE HAVE TO TAKE OUR LAST COMMERCIAL BREAK OF THE NIGHT! Don't go away!

Deuce - You know Rob, everyone in the EWA is always quick to jump to conclusions. Just like I am sure that everyone has their own opinion as to where I have been over the last week. Well let them think all they want. And as far as Nick D and me in "cahoots" well that just shows how naive the EWA is. Sure Nick has decided that any enemy of mine is a friend of his... but that just goes to show you and the rest of the wrestling world today that Nick D doesn't want a serious piece of the Deuce. I can guaran~damn~tee you that tonights match will have some interesting cameo appearances. Cause Diamante is too afraid of the Bigg Daddy to actually duke it out one on one.

Rob DiMarco - Last week when you walked to the ring during the Zed/Thorn match and confronted Dino, what made you come out then and there, other then any other time in the night?? Were you in some way trying to get Zed's attention too??

Deuce - Rob, first off I don't have to make my actions clear to you or anyone else that questions the Bigg Daddy. Dino, is just another has been looking to get a fresh start. And Zed, he thinks that just because I lost two matches to him that he beat me. Well Zed think again bruddah cause... YOU NEVER BEAT ME!! I lost to you but I had you down for the count each and everytime and you wormed your way out. So maybe I was getting the attention of Zed... maybe I wasn't.

Rob DiMarco - Unfortunately for you, you've hit a huge bump along the road to becoming the EWA Heavyweight Champion by losing back to back matches against Zed... How do you plan to regain your status as the #1 Contender?? Or with these issues concerning The Diamond Stud and The Cornerstone respectively, are your sights even on the EWA Heavyweight Title at all??

Deuce - My sights? My sights always have and always will be set on the Heavyweight Title. Thorn wants his shot, he can have it. But Zed had better sleep with one eye open. As far and TDS and the Cornerstone go..... they too will get theirs. Hey Dino, remember you can't have a "Cornerstone" without a "Foundation" and everyone knows that I AM THE FOUNDATION of the EWA!!

Rob DiMarco - Do you realize that beating Nick here tonight will do the EWA a HUGE favour?? Does that motivate you anymore, or are you looking for pure revenge over the way Nick ended Blitzkreig's career??

Deuce - When have I ever been here to do what is best for the EWA?? Thats right... NEVER. I don't care about Nick D's special contract. I don't care if Nick D decides that he wants to be a Klansman or a Moustketeer. I am beating Nicks ass for DEUCE and thats it!!! This interview is over.

["I, Zombie" by White Zombie blasts through the speakers, as Deuce steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Mr. DiMarco... if you saw an elderly woman struggling to cross a busy intersection... would you not aid her?

Rob DiMarco - Definatly!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Funny, because if I was in that situation, I'd kick the old bat so far into the middle of that street that she's be running around like a chicken without a head!

Rob DiMarco - Nick, we're just a few short seconds away from your match against Bigg Daddy Deuce. What does an elderly lady crossing a road have to do with anything?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Oh, it has nothing to do with anything at all. I'm just showing you, and the rest of the world that my mind doesn't have to be focused 100% on Bigg Daddy Douche, 24/7. Deuce, my long-time buddy... this has finally gone to the point of no return. You and I were the best of buddies Bigg Daddy... but those days are long and gone! Tonight, I'm gonna close the book on our friendship with a swift kick to the nuts!

Rob DiMarco - I guess this puts the conspiracy theory to an end, huh?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - The "Cahoots" crap was all a creation of Tom Stone and the media. No, Deuce and I are not working as a unit... but that doesn't mean I'm all alone without any friends in the EWA.

Rob DiMarco - ...And that means what?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - DiMarco, I have friends in low... low places. Friends who share similar beliefs with TDS himself... and friends who would willingly, without question, watch my back. My EWA contractual power is on the line right now... so, do you really think any good friends of mine would sit back and just watch me crumble to nothing?

Rob DiMarco - So, you're blatantly saying that you have someone out there who will watch your back!?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No, no... not at all. All I am saying here is Deuce... Bigg Daddy... you've made a lot of enemies in the EWA thusfar... nothing to fear, right? Unless of course... those enemies happen to be good friends of mine? Ever think of that, Bigg D? The truth lays in the cornerstone of this company... and don't look into it too deeply, cause it'll all end up crashing down on you faster than simple reality.

Rob DiMarco - Take that for what it's worth folks. "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante is on his way to the ring... let's go back to ringside.

Chris Myers - And his opponent.... standing 6'8" and weighing in at 292� pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!

["Got The Life" by Korn blasts through the speakers, as "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - This smells too fishy, if you ask me... Canon, do you catch my drift?

Vic Canon - Well, I think this is all too obvious. Somebody sitting at "the corner" of this broadcast table might very well be sitting in a "low place".

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Oh, cute Canon. Listen, I know what you guys are thinking. Nick said "the truth lays in the cornerstone of this company"... and all of you are jumping to conclusions automatically. Yeah, Deuce and I have issues with one-another... and even though Diamante and I are friends, that doesn't mean I'm going to get involved in this match. I'm kinda disappointed in Nick for insinuating that.

Eddie Sensation - Don't give Dino a hard time, guys! Let's start this match!

The Informer - With Nick standing out there... THIS THING IS GONNA GET READY TO EXPLODE ANY SECOND NOW!

Vic Canon - I can feel the tension! This one is gonna be all too sweet!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Nick seems to be caught up with some of the fans at ringside here... I don't think that is a good strategy!

Eddie Sensation - With Nick Diamante, you never really know what's going through his mind!

The Informer - You'd think that with his contract on the line he would be a little more focused, huh guys?

Vic Canon - Oh, for sure! But of course... Nicky D loves the lime-light!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Hey guys... Look! Bigg Deuce is climbing up to the top ropes facing the outside! Nick is too busy flirting with some woman in the front row to even notice!

Eddie Sensation - OH SHUCKS!!! NICKY D.... WATCH OUT!!!!!!!

The Informer - WHAT A MANUVER!!! BIGG DADDY DEUCE JUST NAILED "THE DIAMOND STUD" WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM THE TOP RIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE OF THIS RING!

Vic Canon - GOOD LORD WHAT IMPACT! AND DEUCE IS NO SMALL MAN! HE JUST USED ALL HIS WEIGHT TO TAKE DOWN DIAMANTE!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Both of these men are practically mirror images of each other. Nick has a slight height and weight advantage, but the strength advantage would have to go to Bigg Daddy Deuce. I wonder if it will be enough!

Eddie Sensation - Let's not kid ourselves guys! If Diamante loses his power around here... this place is gonna change a lot! No more Nicky D the referee... No more holding out for matches because he doesn't feel like wrestling! This could be a HUGE day for the EWA!

The Informer - No doubt about it! Deuce just leveled Diamante with a few midsection kicks, and now he's tossing Diamante back into the ring! There goes the bell, and this one is officially on!

Vic Canon - When I see these 2 men wrestling, I feel like we're at a pay-per-view! With all the controversy surrounding this match, this one has been on the EWA fans' minds since the EWA re-opened!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Deuce is controlling this match right now... he has Diamante backed into the corner. I'm kinda surprised that Deuce has been able to remain so focused. Diamante injured his best friend and ended his career! Deuce is showing he is championship material here!

Eddie Sensation - OH! HEY! STOP! NO! THIS ONE IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL NOW! LISTEN TO THOSE REVERSE KNIFED-EDGES!

The Informer - And Diamante slips right out of the ring... right here in front of us. The ref is restraining Deuce and pleading for him not to go outside. He's trying to keep some order.

Vic Canon - Nick is right here trying to catch his wind at our announce position. Dino... hey, what the... WHAT WAS THAT LOOK DINO! EXPLAIN THAT AT LEAST! DIAMANTE JUST GAVE YOU A LOOK, AND I SWEAR IT WASN'T SOMETHING STRAIGHT OUTTA CHURCH ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Guys, I'm telling you... I don't know why Diamante is doing this. Maybe he's simply trying to play mind games with Deuce, at my expense. I'm not liking it much either... I'll tell you that much!

Eddie Sensation - Diamante quickly slides under the ropes and takes Deuce down by the ankles! RIGHT HANDS... DIAMANTE IS ON TOP!

The Informer - DAMN! Nick just took advantage of this one real quick! That's what he's great at!

Vic Canon - Right now, look at the brutality! Nick is using full swings! Right at Deuce's cranium!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Nick has a certain aspect to him that allows him to change the pace pretty quickly. You've gotta give him credit for that!

Eddie Sensation - Diamante has talent! He's a wicked dude in this sport!

The Informer - I don't like this right here... the way he gloats when he has control! I bet we're gonna see "The Diamond Opportunity" pretty soon! The stupidest thing I've ever seen in all of wrestling!

Vic Canon - Nick is walking this way... Dino, why does he keep looking at you? Look at him, he's smiling... tell me Dino, what's going on?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - For the last time, I DON'T KNOW! Diamante is being a prick... and it's getting to me!

Eddie Sensation - What's Diamante doing? Deuce is down and just barely moving around... this is where he should be capitalizing!

The Informer - Leave it up to Diamante to do what he wants when he wants! I can't stand it!

Vic Canon - What was that? Nick is doing some sort of hand symbol... what is that?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Oh that sunnuvabitch! NOBODY FLASHES THE "MVP" SYMBOL IN MY FACE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

Eddie Sensation - NO DINO NO!!

The Informer - DINO! PLEASE, SIT DOWN!!

Vic Canon - OH DAMN GUYS... IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING UP TO THE RING! THIS COULD SPELL TROUBLE!!

Eddie Sensation - HE'S ON THE APRON GUYS! ON THE ARPON AND NOW IN THE RING!! THIS IS INSANE!

The Informer - LOOK AT THE STAREDOWN! DELSANTE SAYS HE HAS NO INTENTIONS OF RETURNING TO WRESTLING, BUT HOW CAN HE AVOID IT WITH ALL THESE ACTIONS TOWARDS HIM!?

Vic Canon - THE REF IS TRYING TO MAKE SURE THIS DOESN'T ESCALATE INTO A WAR! REMEMBER, WE STILL HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MATCH GOING ON HERE!

Eddie Sensation - OH NO! OH MY GOD!!!

The Informer - "THE CORNERSTONE" DINO DELSANTE JUST FULL-SLAPPED NICK DIAMANTE RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

Vic Canon - THE REF HAS LOST CONTROL... HE JUST TOLD MYERS TO RING THE BELL!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???

The Informer - HOW IS NICK GONNA REACT HERE??? LOOK AT THE LOOK ON BOTH OF THESE MEN'S FACES! DEUCE IS JUST COMING TOO... HE WANTS TO KNOW TOO WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match by disqualification is "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!

Vic Canon - OH NO! DIAMANTE HAS WON THIS THING... THAT MEANS HE STILL HAS HIS EWA CONTRACT! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS AT ALL!!! DIAMANTE IS STILL LOOKING AT DELSANTE! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN HERE??

Eddie Sensation - What? What is that look? Nick is touching his cheek... and he has an expression on his face... he's shrugging his shoulders. Look... he just said "Oh well." I'm lost here! What does this mean?

The Informer - DINO IS LAUGHING!

Vic Canon - SO IS DIAMANTE! THEY'RE BOTH LAUGHING! WHAT THE...

Eddie Sensation - OH YEAH!!! DIAMANTE AND DELSANTE ARE ATTACKING DEUCE!!! HAHAHAAHAH!!! IT WAS A PLAN ALL ALONG!!

The Informer - WHY THOSE DIRTY BASTARDS!!

Vic Canon - NO!! I DON'T GET IT!! WHAT THE HELL BROUGHT THIS ON???

Eddie Sensation - IT ALL MAKES SENSE!! DON'T YOU GUYS GET IT??? OUCH... DEUCE IS GETTING HIS ASS KICKED HERE!! DIAMANTE AND DELSANTE HAD THIS PLANNED OUT, PROBABLY ALL THE WAY BACK FROM RAGE IN A CAGE 2!! WE ALL KNOW DIAMANTE AND DELSANTE ARE GOOD FRIENDS, AND THEY BOTH HATE BIGG DADDY DEUCE!!! PLAIN AND SIMPLE... THEY OUT-SMARTED BIGG D, AND NOW HE'S PAYING FOR IT!!! THIS COULD BE THE BIRTH OF THE TAG-TEAM OF THE CENTURY!

The Informer - THIS IS SO BAD!! NICK IS HOLDING DEUCE IN A BEARHUG... DELSANTE RUNS TO THE ROPES!! AND BRINGS DEUCE DOWN WITH A HOOKED CLOTHESLINE!!

Vic Canon - THEY SURE AS HELL ARE SHOWING TAG-TEAM CONTINUITY! BUT WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON??? I DON'T GET IT!

Eddie Sensation - WHO CARES, CANON! JUST ACCEPT THE TRUTH! DELSANTE AND DIAMANTE ARE NOW A FORCE HERE IN THE EWA, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! THIS WAS A PERFECTLY-PLANNED TURN OF EVENTS, AND DEUCE IS PAYING!!

The Informer - DAMNIT! OH NO... NICK LOOKS TO BE GOING FOR THE DIAMOND DRIVER!!! HE UNDERHOOKS DEUCE'S ARMS....

Vic Canon - OHHH... WHAT A LOAD TO LIFT UP THERE!! WAIT!! DELSANTE IS GOING TO THE MIDDLE ROPES!!! NO!!! NO!! NO!!!!

Eddie Sensation - A SPIKED DIAMOND DRIVER!!! OH MY LORD!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING SO DANGEROUS????????

The Informer - THIS IS INSANE!! THIS IS DISGUSTING!! DELSANTE SAT OUT HERE FOR WEEKS LYING TO US... PROBABLY ALL TO SET UP FOR THIS ONE VERY MOMENT!!!

Vic Canon - LOOK AT THEM!!! THIS IS GARBAGE!!! THEY'RE TAKING A BOW IN FRONT OF THIS CAPACITY CROWD, AND NOBODY HERE IS LIKING IT AT ALL!!

Eddie Sensation - HAVE WE SEEN THE FORMATION OF THE GREATEST TAG TEAM IN EWA HISTORY??? IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL WE FIND OUT!

The Informer - I still can't believe this! Fans, thank you so much for joining us here tonight. Next week, we'll get the answer straight from the mouths of "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante and "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante! So long, and thank you for joining us right here for EWA Tuesday Night Heat! Goodnight!