Rachel Stevens - Thorn! Your back, can I get an interview with you later?

Thorn - Screw off lady.

[With a look of disgust on her face she turns away somewhat disappointed. Thorn shows no express on his face as he hurries to his locker room. But before he takes more then five steps Rob DiMarco shows his ugly face.]

Rob DiMarco - Thorn, nice to see you back, you think I can have a few words with you during the show?

Thorn - Get out of my face.

[Again Thorn utters few words and keeps walking until he finally reaches his locker room. Thorn steps into the seemingly unfamiliar room, but to him it seems like home. He throws his stuff on the mini-couch and heads into the shower so he can make it in time for the beginning of the show.]

The Informer - We have a great interview show for you tonight folks. Coming off of a great PPV, I can't wait to see what goes down tonight!

Vic Canon - We're waiting for our first interview to start, word in the back is that The Rock N Roll Express are going to come out and plead that they get more respect, let's wait and find out.

The Informer - Whoa, that left alotta smoke up there, what is the world is going on???

[After the smoke has cleared, a lone green spotlight is fixed on the side of the on-ramp, sitting on the side of the on-ramp, in his normal spot is... Thorn. Sitting there in his blue cargo pants, grey "Hostile Intentions" shirt, and black combat boots. Across his face a little smirk makes it's way on, the crowds response to him in unbelievable, he can't control himself as he let's out a little laugh. Inside he feels that this is the best feeling on earth. The song cuts off and Thorn puts the mic up to his face, waiting for the crowd to quite down a little.]

Thorn - Well, EWA.... IIII'MMMMM BBBAAACCCCKKKK!!! I bet you all missed me huh? Yeah right, anyways, I've got some business to tend to tonight so let's get down and dirty. First off, before I tell you what I've been doin' and where I've been, let's talk about Hostile Youth 2000. Personally, I thought handing the reigns over to The "Super" Kress Brothers was going to be a good idea for HY2k, maybe they could do what I couldn't do and get something going for it. But now that I look at what they've done, seeing how they've recruited someone who cries after he loses a match, someone who can't even talk right after losing a match, FOR THE LAMEST TITLE IN THE BUSINESS! That's what's wrong with HY2k, they got control and they just screwed everything over, more so then I did. I mean first NoMaD, he kinda just ditched me for a long time, then quit cause Zed and I thought of the master plan to get rid of him. So maybe NoMaD wasn't such a great idea. So then I took it upon myself to find someone who I thought could help HY2k, that man was Zed, even Thrylla himself said that Zed could help out HY2k, and yet again, I was wrong. Zed didn't do anything to help HY2k, the only good he did was hand over the International Title. Now, does this mean that I'm taking back HY2k as my own? Does it mean I will be by myself in HY2k, forever? Or does it mean that I'm saying goodbye to the piece of crap called HY2k that The Kress Brothers made? You can bet your all your money, all your riches, your cars, hell, even your dogs and cats, that I am IN NO WAY going back to HY2k while The Kress' have the lead. I'll let them dig there own grave, let them bury themselves deeper, and deeper, and deeper until there are down in so deep that all they can see in dirt, after pile of dirt. There is no doubt in my mind that soon enough, The Kress Brothers will have dug themselves so deep, that the only person that they can ask for help would be ME! And you know what? I'm not going to help them at all, they screwed over what could have been the greatest stable to ever, let me repeat THE GREATEST stable to EVER walk EWA grounds. Sure at time's it was just me, or it was me and one other person, but what your failing to see is that no matter when, or where HY2k kicked ass, and there is no way you can deny that. One day, I know I am going to be HY2k again, but it just depends on whether I have the time and patience to deal with the Kress' or I might just kick them to the curb like yesterday's news. We'll have to wait and see on that one, cause right now I really don't want to worry about Hostile Youth. Right now, it's time to talk big boy business. As I sat at home, listening to music, talking with my soon to be wife, I realized that there's only few things I have to accomplish before I consider leaving this wonderful business. That is the fact that Thorn has NEVER held a world heavyweight championship belt. So today, I stand in front of you, the soon to be EWA heavyweight champion. And tonight Tom Stone, I DEMAND a title shot against Zed, and if I don't get it, I'm out of the EWA FOREVER! And if I lose tonight I'm out of the EWA FOREVER! That is how serious I am about this Tom, I am dead serious. You know how much I love the EWA and how much I want to be here, but if I stay here in vain, then there is no reason for me to be here at all. So tonight if I fail, then this is the last time, you will ever see the name Thorn in the EWA, without someone being a cheap rip-off. So Tom, if you don't sign this match tonight then all I have to say is Peace, and have a good life. So Stone, let's here it, me and Zed tonight for the world heavyweight title, I don't care if this is an interview only show, this is my time to show you that I'm not a has-been. So, Zed I hope your ready to wrestle tonight, cause this is going to be harder then you ever imagined. There's only one thing left to say now, so Zed, you better handle with care, before you get cut.... by the CROWN OF THORNS!!!!!!

[Thorn tosses the mic into the crowd as he finishes his oh so familiar quote. The crowd burst in cheers hoping that Tom Stone will choose yes and keep the most intense cruiserweight in the EWA. "Love. Dump" by Static-X kicks back in over the loudspeakers as Thorn stands up and goes to the middle of the on-ramp scans over the crowd as they hoot n holler n all that. After he's down scanning over the crowd he makes his way back to his locker room, anticipating Tom Stone's answer.]

Zed - If Thorn were any other man, I'd say, "Bah, screw you pal, you don't demand sh*t from me..." but because Thorn and I have had a complicated past, filled with respect and hate, I'm going to answer Stone's question, and accept Thorn's challenge and grant him a shot at my Heavyweight Title.

Rachel Stevens - Are you prepared... I mean, this is your second Heavyweight Title match in just 3 days!!

Zed - Of course I'm prepared. I didn't train one bit for my match with Deuce on Sunday, but I still knocked the hell out of him and once again successfully defended my title. So needless to say, i'm ready to beat Thorn... AGAIN, for the SECOND time in my career.

Rachel Stevens - Do you feel as if you're at a disadvantage??

Zed - Not really. And if the scale begins to get unbalanced, I've always got my stupid and moronic lackey Santoro around to even the odds... with my CATTLE PROD that is. But outside interference is never a concern with me.... 'cause I always walk away the winner anyway. Lets see if Thorn has what it takes to dethrone me when i'm at my prime.... because quite honestly I don't think that prick Thorn has what it takes to magically re-appear in the EWA and then beat me in a Heavyweight Title match. Of course, things will probably get complicated all along the way, but you know what? One way or another.... in the end.... Thorn WILL be left UNFORGIVEN!!

Rachel Stevens - Well good luck Zed! Guys?

The Informer - WOW! THIS IS HUGE NEWS!!

Vic Canon - YOUR DAMN RIGHT IT IS! ZED VS. THORN, FOR THE EWA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE HERE TONIGHT!!!

Eddie Sensation - That's gonna be a kick ass match!! But right now, lets send it to the ring!

Sir Psycho Sexy - Ok, let's do this with some feeling... [He stands on the second turnbuckle, facing the fans] Long long long long time ago/before the wind before the snow/lived a man, lived a man Iknow/lived a freak of nature named...

Crowd - SIR PSYCHO!

[Sir Psycho gets on the top turnbuckle and moonsaults off and on to his feet.]

Sir Psycho Sexy - Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me/sometimes, I find I need to scream...

Crowd - AHHHH!

[He looks around, starts to walk around the ring, and then he spots something. ]

Sir Psycho Sexy - You. Why don't you give it up and just accept that I'm taking your girl to my hotel room tonight?

[The section that Sir Psycho was talking to starts to throw stuff into the ring.]

Sir Psycho Sexy - We must still be in Philly. There's an overabundance of garbage in Philly. I've got two points to make, and I am going to make them.

[The crowd starts up a "show your tits" chant.]

Sir Psycho Sexy - Not likely, losers. First order of business... [Leroy pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket and hands it to Sir Psycho] ...I hold in my hands an important piece of paper that reads, "This Temporary Order of Restraint, put forth on this 22 day of November 1999, does hearby order that the following persons must remain at a distance of 30 feet from the performer known as 'Sir Psycho Sexy' at all times; Nicholas "Nick" Diamante, also known as "The Diamond Stud", Thomas "Tom" Stone, Person Known As "The Informer", Person Known As "Eddie Sensation", Victor Cannon and Dino Delsante, also known as "The Cornerstone". Should any of these persons violate this Order of Restraint, that person(s) will be arrested on site by local authorities. This Order of Restraint expires on the 19th of December, 1999." And this is signed and notarized as of yesterday. Point blank, Diamante, you have these friends in high places, and I don't trust one of them. Your best friend, Vince DiNardo, cost me my record and a title shot. After looking over your fancy contract, I can only say that it is in your best interest to screw Sir Psycho Sexy in "The Diamond Stud" Tournament. Well, I'm not going to let that happen. So, the only way you or any of your pals can lay a hand on my Sexy Body is to wait until the final match at the PPV. And trust me, I WILL BE THERE!

[He walks over to Leroy, hands him the Restraining Order, then whispers something into Triple D's ear. She nods her head and he begins to talk again.]

Sir Psycho Sexy - Next, and last on my agenda, is you, WILDMAN. You know week in and week out, you consistantly mention Sir Psycho's name, and it's never followed by a compliment. And that, quite frankly, isn't acceptable. See, for some stupid reason, you think we were supposed to be a team. NEWSFLASH, HOT SHOT: WE WERE NEVER A TEAM! And I told you to just move on and accept it. But, like the bitch that you are, you didn't. Now, sure, you beat Leroy last night, and let's be honest. The man is afraid of heights, so he had no chance of winning. And you got your $5000.00 with no hassles from me. So, to show that I am a man of my word, let me bring out the porn star you will have for one evening... I introduce to you... MOANA LISA!!!

["Get On Top" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers come on and out walks the fattest, ugliest woman you have ever seen. And she is wearing a bikini. She poses at the ramp, acting like she is beautiful. Sir Psycho keeps hiding his eyes and laughing. The crowd boos.]

Sir Psycho Sexy - Yes, Moana Lisa, the star of such films as "Tons O' Fun 4," "Beached Whales," and "Fat Girls Need Luvvin' Too." She is your prize. And from what I hear, she's just big boned. Now if security will escort Moana to the Wildman's dressing room... [Security comes out and, hesitatingly, escorts her away.]

Sir Psycho Sexy - But, Wildman, screwing you out of what you think is yours... that just doesn't cut it. I think a match is in order. So next week, right here on Tuesday Night Heat, I want you to find two guys you can tag up with. Six Man Tag Team War. You and your partners on one side, and me and my partners on the other. I'm sure the fans would like to know who SPS has up his sleeve. None other than Fallen Angel and Havoc, THE SEVENTH LAYER!!!

["F*ck Dying" by Ice Cube blasts over the PA system as Havoc and Fallen Angel walk down the ramp, after reuniting at Rage in a Cage 2. They are dressed, not in black cloaks as usual, but in goth street clothes - black shirts, dog collars, piercings, etc. Next to them walks the Chronicler, still cloaked in her eerie robes, but this time they're red with flamed edges. She is holding the Codex under her arm, and the hood is discarded from her face, the world clearly seeing what she looks like. They walk down the ramp and climb into the ring. ]

Fallen Angel - By the end of last week, the world was positive that Fallen Angel and Havoc were split down the middle, without a hope of repair. But by the end of Sunday night, the whole world knew that The Seventh Layer were back together, stronger than ever, with a severe hatred for the Impact Players, and an undying lust for the tag-team titles.

Havoc - Just a word about what happened at Rage in a Cage. There was never going to be any winners in a match like that. All four men went into the ring hating each other, ready to deal a whipping to each other. The powers that be signed the match, knowing that it was going to be and all in brawl. Suprise surprise, both teams ureunited, and nobody saw it coming.

Fallen Angel - A revelation has been made. The new, improved Seventh Layer had shed the wool from their eyes. We will no longer sleep until those tag-team titles are ours, and we will no longer eat until Justin Credible and Taz are lying in a pool of their own blood. A time of fury is about to sweep across the shored of the EWA, and there isn't a thing that'll stop it.

Havoc - Let me take you back to a time, when the EWA's darkest wrestlers aligned themselves with the EWA's sexiest wrestler, Sir Psycho Sexy. Nobody could believe what they were seeing. Nobody could understand what could drive us together. Nobody could realise... THAT IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GOLD. It's all about the gold, it's all about the titles. It's all about evil and it's all about pure, unrestricted, wild, erotic SEX!!! Wildman, you've pissed off the Psycho one something fierce. And by pissing off him, you're seriously pissing us off! So the six-man tag-team challenge has been issued. Sir Psycho, Havoc, and Fallen Angel VS Wildman, and... Say, do you really have that many friends here in the EWA? Can you really find yourself two partners? Two wrestlers, experienced in tag-team wrestling, talented in kicking ass, that can stand up to us three?

Fallen Angel - The answer is no, you jackoff piece of shit! I don't think you can. You'll probably team with the likes of Fantastic Fred, or Terriffic Tony, or some other couple of Jobbers nobody's heard of.

Sir Psycho Sexy - Yeah.

Fallen Angel - Wildman, get your shit together. Get your team together. Get your stand-up comedic act together, and stand up to most possessive force in the EWA. Do I really need to say it?

Crowd - POSSESSION IS NINE TENTHS OF THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!

Havoc - Shut the hell up. We ain't no New Age Outlaws. This isn't a god-damned sing along you redneck bastards. Let us finish then you can sing along to whatever catch phrases you like.

[The crowd, realizing where they stand, shut up. ]

Fallen Angel - And as for Adam and Brian Kress? You two baby-kissing assholes can keep those little belts for a while longer, because the Seventh Layer has other business to attend to. But as we've always said... We'll be there, waiting, watching. Hostile Youth 2000 can throw as many Kress Kicks and Kress Kripplers and Fireball DDT's as they want - that's right Slates, you've been added to the hitlist just by hanging around with these Bj Boys - and we'll withstand them all. We're out.

["F*ck Dying" plays again, and the Seventh Layer video screens. The three figures leave the ring and walk up the ramp, without giving a second look at the crowd or Sir Psycho Sexy. They disappear behind the curtain. ]

The Informer - There you have it folks! Next week, Sir Psycho Sexy and The Seventh Layer will be taking on The Wildman and two partners of his choice!

Vic Canon - The Wildman has been dying to get his hands on Sir Psycho Sexy... and next week he finally will!!

Hacker - Well, Well, Well, Hack is back in Albany...

[Pop from the crowd...]

Hacker - ...and I will be glad when I leave this dump. I said on the PPV that I would destroy Slates. I said on the TV that I would beat this bitch. No one expected it to be that easy. Except me. I am your North American Champion. I combine all the powers of North America, Canaidian Rage, American Fire, Mexican Gorditas and more. For I am the Big Hack Daddy and will fight all people who want to get the taste of my boot in their mouth for a week from me shoving it up their ass. Hey, I heard that Slates wants another shot at the belt. Come get me Slates, it isn't like you have a hope in hell bitch because when you talk trash to the Big Hack Daddy like you did before our first match then you will get destroyed like before. For, I will take your lameass up again for a little Motor City and HACK IT DOWN!

Vic Canon - Informer, who the hell is that?!

Eddie Sensation - If you read his damn suit, his name is Denial!!

The Informer - Well this "Denial" character is behind Hacker, and Hacker doesn't even realize it!

Vic Canon - IMPLANT DDT BY DENIAL! HACKER IS OUT!

Eddie Sensation - Ha Ha!!! Denial has him on his feet.... OH!!!

The Informer - Inverted crucifix powerbomb! What a move! Hacker is down and out!

Vic Canon - This Denial guy is leaving the ring through the crowd! What the hell was that?!

The Informer - Folks, don't go away! We'll be right back!

Denial - All you want are answers. Why do you ask such stupid questions when the answer lies right in front of you? All you reporters want to do is get to the bottom, sometimes it is better to wait and see the answer for yourself... But if you want the real reason why I attacked Hacker, then you are out of luck. I can not answer that question myself.

Rob DiMarco - Slates? IS THAT YOU SLATES?!

Denial - Slates? Why do you speak of that fool? There is no way I am associated with Slates and you can take my word on that. That is all I feel to talk to you about, and I will tell you: My actions will speak louder than words....

The Informer - CHRIS SLATES?! WAS THAT CHRIS SLATES?!

Vic Canon - DAMN! WHAT A CHANGE!

Eddie Sensation - Who cares if it's Slates... All that matters is that he got the job done!

The Informer - I hate to say it, but you're right Eddie!

The Wildman - Let's talk about Rage In A Cage 2, shall we? A good PPV, at least I think so. I got to wrestle in a caged ladder match, I became $5000 richer, and I got to show Leroy and whoever was watching that match just how serious I was when I said I was scared of what I might do. I could have killed Leroy during that match. I knew I wasn't gonna stop until he was down on the mat, totally flat on his back, and couldn't get up for sh*t. And that's what I did. I beat him, and beat him, and beat him until he couldn't get up. That's what I do in this sport. That's what I've been doing for the last two years that I've been in this sport. I've been beating my opponents until they couldn't get up to fight back. The prize was supposed to be $5000 and a porn star named Triple D. I got the $5000. What I don't have is Triple D. Triple D is in the hands of someone whom I've actually had the chance to be in the ring with before. This man is none other than Deuce himself. The "new" Deuce as he likes to call himself. The Deuce that's more focused, more serious, more determined. I guess he's determined enough to clothesline me and take what's rightfully mine. I guess he's determined to PISS ME OFF!!! Well Deuce, if that's what you were trying to do, you've done it. Of all the people around, you should know what happens when I get pissed off, but I guess since you're supposed to be a different Deuce than you were when you pissed me off before, you must have forgot. That's just fine with me. That means that I get to remind you, doesn't it? I guess it does. Goody goody. Let's do it right this time, Deuce. You were the #1 Contender for the Heavyweight Championship, right? Well, this is what I suggest. You and I, in a match for the possession of Triple D, and the #1 Contendership for the Heavyweight Title. What do you say? You are a new and more determined Deuce, are you not? Then by all means, let's have a match that will test the very determination that you say you have. Let's have a barbed-wire ladder match. And what is the prize that shall be hanging above the ladder? Well, it will be Triple D herself, in a cage, with the #1 contendership. Oh yeah. Sounds exciting, does it not? I think it does. Whoever can climb the ladder, and get her out of the cage first, wins. You say you're determined? Well, we're gonna find out just how determined you really are. I'm glad it turned out this way. Before you took what was rightfully mine, I didn't know exactly what path to choose, but now I do. For that, I thank you, Deuce. But for that same reason, you and I are gonna face each other in my ultimate favorite match. A match that I introduced to the EWA back when I was just a rookie. Back when we first met in the ring, I wanted to fight you in this very match, but it didn't happen that way, did it? This time, it will happen that way. It will happen that way because it's me challenging you. I know how you are, Deuce. You say you're different, but I know better. You can be more determined, you can train harder, or whatever you want, but nothing can change your soul. I know you'll accept my challenge whether you like it or not. This is where I begin, and this is the beginning of the end. Pain is knocking. JUST LET........ ME........ IN!!!!

[He drops the mic and leaves the ring, giving evil grins to the crowd that cheers for him.]

The Informer - Welcome back to Heat folks! Next up, The Impact Players are scheduled for some ring time... And Rachel Stevens is in the ring awaiting them!

["Down Bottom" by Ruff Ryders slowly echoes from the ceiling as the crowd stands in unison looking toward the aisle waiting for one of the most hated men ever to wear blue jean shorts and shirt Justin Credible to appear. Nothing, he doesn't show, the crowd cheers in response and sits back down, setting their cups and other objects back down on the floor. Rachel Stevens again cues the sound guy and the music hits again and the crowd stands up and picks up their weapons 1 minute, 2 minutes pass and still no show.]

Rachel Stevens - Fine that SOB doesn't wanna show up I'll see him tonight, anyways well then please welcome his partner, hailing from the streets of Brooklyn, a hater of pigeons and jobbers everywhere. The man who puts the "Pain" in Pain Killer he is "The Human Suplex Machine" known as TAZ!

[The fans start chanting "F�em Taz, F�em up *clap*clap*" black towels are being waved by the thousands and then "Survive If I Let You" blasts into their ears and they await the man of the hour, Rachel embarrassed like always hides behind the camera man as fans start throwing objects at her. She grabs the mic and starts screaming.]

Rachel Stevens - You think it�s my fault that a couple of run of the mill losers like Taz and Justin didn�t show up their probably sitting at home with Mary palm and her five sisters, thinking about how The Seventh Layer dropped a bunch of fire, Hellfire that is on their asses, you know what F*ck it, Joe lets go!

[From out of nowhere fire bombs are dropped from the ceiling and the words Impact Player are displayed on the screen. A new song begins playing and the minority�s of the fans start singing the hook "Get Out Tha Way" by Hot Boys hits the arena and just on cue Justin Credible and Taz armed with Jack Daniel Mountain Sippers and newly released Impact Player shirts that read "The Impact Era is coming" on the back the crowd starts throwing their objects towards Justin this time and pegs him everywhere but the face he smiles and holds his cane up in disgust. Taz is barely seen threw his shredded red and black towel, he smiles and slide into the ring throwing a shirt to Joe and chasing Rachel into a corner. Justin does his usual stance as he splits the 1st and 2nd rope holding his cane in the air. Justin follows Taz and grabs Rachel by throat, mouths some words and grabs the mic outta Taz�s hand.]

Justin Credible - Well you see the shirts, you hear the music rest assured The Impact Players are alive and awake, with that little match at the PPV out of the way, it�s time to lay a few things straight, first let�s go with hmmm Nick "The Klansman" Diamante. Now, Nicky D, you were my boss, but what you did Sunday was over the line, I just got off the phone with the NAACP and LNC and onto you son. You do anything remotely racist and your ass belongs to me and then to them, sure your better then me, but nobody disrespects the minority but ME, stupid Latinos get a damn greed card Santoro this means you! How can I be the most hated person in EWA if Nick already is, I mean he�s ruining all my plans to be the biggest HEEL...

[Several fans jump into the aisle of Latino descent and try to attack Justin he holds his ground and throws Rachel at them she gets torn to pieces leaving her only in a thong and silk bra.]

Justin Credible - ...Nick I�m asking you as a favor let the new guy, have an "impact", now next I guess I�ll have to talk about Seventh Layer the two bozo�s that have been banned from Network television. Havoc and Fallen Angel you two boys have no clue what�s in store for you. First you wanna beat us to go against the BJ Boyz again, okay fine that�s miracle number 1, you wanna survive miracle number 2 and then finally miracle numero 3, by the time you finish your career you two will be saints. If the powers that be seem fit, then we�ll have a match next week, I�ll let you two decide the stips I don�t care if it�s barbed wire, I don�t care if it�s a casket match or an inferno match, in a dome or on the street feeding MMG, We�re taken you to out the way we should have the first time Hard and Fast. Dig up all the bones you want hell you have even ask me for directions it will do nothing but convince the audience that instead of facing us, you gotta face a pile of 200 year old bones, because they don�t fight back. Taz and I got a wakeup call and it said "Why are you two jobbing to jobbers?" face it Seventh Layer your going to be out maneuvered and taken to then limits of your abilities and more. Now next on subject I�m thinking Mr. Extreme or should I say "Blockbuster" Brandon Casten new name same duty that is to be the next BlackOut. Listen kid, you more of a veteran then I, but damn can you get a feud going or what first you wanted to be Extreme and everyone kicked your ass and now your in a quasi Jim Duggan role, just mopping around and kissing ass, that changes now you and me in a match just to see where your heads at just a friendly match Jobber vs I.C.O.N you can bring your bag of names and I�ll bring my cane and we can see who�s the man the Mid-Card Championship. Zed, my idol, my paradigm or virtue all I got is one question. Can I be a Zed-Offender to? I mean come on man you have Dino, Deuce, Starshot, that�s discrimination you don�t have a mid-carder come on man?

Taz - Way to go show off now you made the crowd go to sleep and I have no subject matter, just like a Ni...

Justin Credible - ....nja!

Taz - Right, right ....always talking and never letting his boys talk. Let�s see Seventh Layer check, Mr. Extreme check, Zed check. And last, but not least The Hustler, yes the last remaining Klatt, the stable of drinkers and wrestlers, DOA_Pro 8-10 months ago I was their you were there what could have been the greatest HaRdCoRe feud in DOA was reduced to a few interviews and a run-in. We could have tore down the house Hustler, but the powers that be saw it fit to cancel it and have you and Krieg team up to do nothing. Well Hustler it ends here you wanna talk about being Extreme... That�s Nice, being the best HaRdCoRe wrestler in the bitch... That�s nice what the f*ck have you done but beat an old WWC loser named Hacker and a disgrace to the belt DMX, add a couple of wins by beating BlackOut and Chaos and you got a record you still haven�t made any "Impact" you can�t make one until you go one on one with possibly your greatest challenge sure we�re friends, but I wanna test just how Extreme you can get! Anything you want, no matter the match, no matter the time, you and me, by ourselves Hell I don�t even need the belt, you can keep it, but when I beat you, if I beat you I don�t wanna here nothing about "Extremity at it�s best" more like "Went one on one with TAZ" that for itself is a catch phrase enough. Just ask Wildman he�ll tell you how it feels to tap out to my TAZmission. So Hustler what do you wanna do you can run, you can hide, but sooner or later that win or belt hell whatever will be mine! The Impact Players aren�t here for games, we�re here to take names, gold, and lives. Rachel you can do one thing for us, go to the back get us everyone we mentioned and tell them that we knocked on their door to borrow some brown sugar. "Kill or be Killed" folks and we�re now the hunters.

Justin Credible - And that's not just the coolest, that's not just the best, that's Just~IN Credible!

[As the crowd stands on their feets pyro bombs from the ceiling drop one by one as Justin and Taz leave together, their new music in the background.]

The Informer - Some strong words from the newly re-formed Impact Players!

Vic Canon - Let's take it backstage to Rachel Stevens who is standing by with our colleague, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante. Rachel?

Dino Delsante - Thank you, Rachel. It's been a long time, but I finally got off of my ass and asked her. And she said yes. So, I'm a pretty happy man right now.

Rachel Stevens - One thing that must not have made you happy was the Main Event at Rage In A Cage 2. I'm sure you remember Deuce slapping you in the face.

Dino Delsante - I certainly do. And I'm a firm believer of the phrase, "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished."

Rachel Stevens - Meaning what exactly? Are you contemplating a return to the ring?

Dino Delsante - While wrestling again isn't entirely out of the question, Rachel, I have been asked to continue my announcing duties for the time being. And while I might not be able to get my hands on Deucein the ring any time soon, I can sure make his life here a living Hell.

Rachel Stevens - Care to elaborate?

Dino Delsante - Not today.

Rachel Stevens - Fair enough. What do you think of Sir Psycho Sexy putting a restraining order on you, Nick Diamante, President Tom Stone, and your announcing colleagues?

Dino Delsante - I can only guess that he's a little anxious about our upcoming December PPV, and is a little paranoid about his chances in the TDS Tournament.

Rachel Stevens - But why name you? Or any of the other announcers?

Dino Delsante - Well, it's no secret that Nick and I are good friends. I can only imagine that since Vinny jumped Zed and ruined his win streak, he doesn't have much faith that Nick's other friends won't ruin his career more.

Rachel Stevens - I have to go back to Sunday's Main Event for just one more thought. Do you fear any repercussions from your actions against Zed?

Dino Delsante - Rachel, if I did, I'm sure not showing it, am I? Zed, while turning out to be anything but Championship Material, is still the World Champion. And if he's looking to get back at me, all he has to do is put his belt on the line. I'm not a hard man to find. I sit right at ringside. He knows where to find me if he wants me. And I have to admit... hitting someone with the Iron City Drop again felt damn good.

Rachel Stevens - One more time. Are you coming back to the ring?

Dino Delsante - [Smiling] Time will tell, Rachel. Time will tell.

Rachel Stevens - Well, he's on his way to ringside, so back to you, Eddie.

Eddie Sensation - And here he comes! Dino Delsante is making his way to ringside!

The Informer - Eddie, ask him about Sunday night!

Vic Canon - Yeah, that should be good!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! Am I the only guy with balls around here?!

The Informer - No, bu--

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Did I just hear you guys talking about balls or something??

Vic Canon - No no no! Welcome Dino!

The Informer - It's a pleasure to have you!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Thanks guys...

Rob DiMarco - May I please have everyone's attention! I am proud to present the Extreme Wrestling Association INTERNATIONAL Champion...... Cody Covington!!

["Lithium" begins to play but is abruptly interrupted and "The Big Gay" Mike Basulto comes on over the EWA Big Screen....]

Mike Basulto - Move along Rob there's no need for half ass interviewers, let a pro show you how its done!!

Rob DiMarco - I'm scheduled to interview him so shut your damn mouth!

Mike Basulto - My damn mouth??

Rob DiMarco - Yeah, you know the things you put dicks in?

Mike Basulto - That's it! You have been warned Dimarco!! I'm coming down RIGHT NOW!!

Rob DiMarco - Be my guest!!

[Rob Dimarco takes off his coat and throws it to the mat, he loosens his tie and watches the big screen. The camera is following The Big Gay towards the entryway to the ring but suddenly two men grab him. They throw him against a trunk in the back and handcuff him....]

Mike Basulto - Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?!

Man - We are apart of the immigration and we got tips from a man who shall be nameless that you are an illegal alien so we are going to have to question you and see if your really a citizen....

Mike Basulto - This is BS!! Ronny..... YOUR DEAD!!

[Mikey begins to kick and scream like a woman as they two men drag him out of the arena, meanwhile in the ring... Rob Dimarco is cracking up. He puts his coat back on and starts up again...]

Rob DiMarco - Like I was saying..... The International Champion... Cody Covington!!!

[Showers of aqua and silver flames emit from both sides of the entryway. "Lithium" by Nirvana starts up over the Speakers as the fans all get to their feet. A Superman logo appears on the Big Screen and it slowly forms to a "C" and then a loud explosion goes off and C-4 comes out from behind the curtains confidently. The International Title is wrapped carefully around his waste as he snaps his fingers and outstretches his arms from side to side pointing to where in moments aqua and silver pyro bombs bounce all over the rampway. Cody is wearing a leather jacket, his trademark Oakleys, a black pair of boots, jeans, and a black "Hostile Youth 2000: The Innovators of Taking Names" shirt on. He walks down the rampway slowly, slapping all his fans signs. He grabs a one sign from a fan and rolls under the bottom ropes. He goes over to shake Dimarco's hand but pulls back as Rob goes for it. Covington gets on the top ropes and holds up the sign that says... "Cody Covington made RIAC2." He then rips it up and throws it to the fans. Cody gets down from the top ropes and motions for Rob to throw him a mic....]

Cody Covington - Albany, you are about to get some "hope," because the fun part of the show has finally arrived! What you all came to see...... "The Main Spotlight" is standing before all of you...... you can cheer now.....

[Cody rolls his eyes as the fans all cheer loudly in support of the International Champion. But soon boo's come from all the fans and Cody begins to look around to see what is going on. The fans point to the entryway where none other than "Hot Shot" Ronny Garbage walks down the rampway with that big ass smile on his face. He attempts to looks cool but fails miserably as he gets tripped up over the middle rope and acts as nothing has happened. He pulls out a few hundred dollar bills and shoves them towards Dimarco....]

Ronny Garbage - You know what to do!

Rob DiMarco - You don't have to tell me twice!

[Rob snatches the money from Hot Shot's hand and walks up the rampway with a smile on his face. Meanwhile, back in the ring Ronny has a mic in hand and begins to speak....]

Ronny Garbage - Cody Covington, before we start is there anything you would like to say??

Cody Covington - Hey idiot, save that for the END of the Interview....

Ronny Garbage - Whatever you say boss! Now, Sunday Night it was you vs. SoulStorm in a cage match for the title that is now wrapped around your waste, what are your comments on the results of that match??

Cody Covington - That match was mine from the start. SoulStorm talked all that trash and he indeed could back it up, but fists are stronger than words!! And pure wrestling talent would help out a little bit too, ya see, me and SoulStorm know how to put on a show. With me against anyone you'll get a show but SoulStorm is a great athlete and I can't deny that. This match was one of the many cage matches at Rage in a Cage 2, the minute both men entered the cage.... pure hell arose. But you are talking about the end results, which wasn't a pleasurable outcome to a match like that. I wanted to give the people what they wanted out of it and that was a great title defense but some new guy looking to get attention has to ruin everything! After the great move SoulStorm delivered on me, I give props to ya for that one Double S, we were both exhausted and on the mat. It could've been pretty much anybody winning at that point but I was dragged from the cage, going through the cage door to get the win. But who would ever consider that shit a win?! I thought the man was smart and offered him my friendship, but what do I get in return? A beatdown! Normally he would be on the receiving end of one but keep in mind I just went though one of the toughest matches of my career. The suicidal prick then delivered his finisher on me and to The Informer it was "A DEVASTATING MOVE!!" That guy should be real proud of himself.... The Informer says that about everybody's finisher!

Ronny Garbage - The guy who attacked you is a newcomer to the EWA, he goes by the name of Antrim, what do you have to say about him?

Cody Covington - Antrim?! What the hell is that! Sounds like Advil's generic brand! Anyway, this piece of shit obviously lacks respect of the Top Prospect so I will beat it out of him! I hate these new guys like him that come in and get what they want right away. It usually happens like that all the time! Stone signs a new superstar and not even competing in his first televised match he already is involved with a MAJOR title. Those are the guys who think they are unbeatable. Men who have Ego's larger than me, and that's quite a feat to defeat. I think this guy doesn't know what he is about to get into but I do know that his future here in the EWA doesn't look too promising after pulling a stunt like he did at the PPV.....

Ronny Garbage - How did you enjoy the PPV??

Cody Covington - It was okay. A lot of great matches, like the main event and then there are the other matches.... North American Title match. But the highlight of the show for me has had to be when Nick Diamante came out dressed in a Klansman outfit. I seen that in the back and immediately started cracking up. I am good friends with the Kress Brothers but this was just too much! It was a riot, another one that you can credit to me since I made up the Klansman Diamante joke up but didn't bring it to the public. Nicky D. showed that he has some balls doing that. That cage match was good but the one that took the whole show was the Main Event. After being gone for about a week Zed pulled the major upset and defeated Duece. Not an upset for me though, Zed has been great representing the EWA and I suspect him to hold it well into the Millennium. They battled just about everywhere, but in the end it was all Zed, but he had no time to celebrate after Dino Delsante got to him. Who the hell does this guy think he is anyway?? He does something like that and doesn't even give us a purpose or a reason? I'm looking forward too seeing what that guy has to say.

Ronny Garbage - Any last words??

Cody Covington - Damn, you act as I'm being executed or something. Actually I do have some last words for this interview. SoulStorm.... don't think your getting out of this that easily. Me and you will meet again and next time we lock up you'll regret everything you have said about me in the past. And Antrim, you stupid son of a bitch. I hope you take a good look into these eyes, because they will be in your nightmares for a long time coming after I get my hands on you. I'll leave you with these four words Anrtim.... Welcome to the EWA.....

Ronny Garbage - You've been great.....

Cody Covington - I just got done with an interview, your making it like I was great in bed which of course all the females out there already know!!

[Women in the crowd scream with pleasure as "Lithium" by Nirvana blasts over the speakers. Ronny sits on the middle rope for Cody. C-4 steps back, looks at the crowd, and then runs at Hot Shot, clotheslining him off the mat onto the cement floor. Cody laughs as he flips over the top rope onto the ground. Hot Shot lays there holding his head as Quadruple C goes up the rampway holding his title high in the air...]

Vic Canon - Welcome back to Tuesday Night Heat folks! Rob DiMarco is in the ring waiting, so lets leave it to him!

[The lights then begin to flicker for about 10 seconds, and then go completely out. The entire crowd gets on their feet and cheer estatically for the entrance of The Hustler. Suddenly, huge blue, silver, and gold pyro explodes along the entrance ramp and above the ring. The sound of the explosions are defeaning, and the they send Rob DiMarco off his feet. The words "YOUR PAIN IS MY GAIN" flash across the EWA Big Screen and "Walk" by Pantera blasts over the PA. The cheers of the crowd become ever louder as The Hustler walks out from behind the curtain, wearing his EWA Extreme Title belt around his waist. He is dressed in dark blue jeans and a Megadeth:"The Killing Road" t-shirt. He walks down the ramp in a strutting manner and walks up the steps leading to the ring. He enters the squared circle through the ropes, and immediately jumps up on to the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the estatic fans. Rob DiMarco is just now getting up as The Hustler gets down from the turnbuckle and walks over to him. The Hustler stands right in front of Rob DiMarco, so that when he stands up, they are face to face. Without losing eye contact, The Hustler grabs the mic from DiMarco's hand and begins to speak, still staring DiMarco down.]

The Hustler - Rob DiMarco, if you can't handle a little pyrotechnics, then you sure as hell won't be able to handle what I am about to say, so get the hell out of the ring!

[The Hustler points back to the locker room, continuely staring at DiMarco. The EWA interviewer slowly makes his way out of the ring and walks back to the locker room.]

The Hustler - Now that that little annoyance is gone, let's get down to business, shall we? Let's go back to two days ago, the EWA's Pay Per View, where I put my belt on the line against none other than Brian Kress. It was a good match, I thought, and of course, the end result was, Brian Kress, one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions, got his ass kicked, plain and simple. Kress had no chance in that match, he had no business trying to compete in singles matches, let alone in an Extreme match, with the Hardcore Icon of the EWA, myself, The Hustler. I think Kress might also have some neck problems after he got Lumberjacked right on that steel chair. His head might have sunk into his chest, I'm not sure, and frankly, I don't give a shit. Will we hear from Brian Kress after he got his ass whooped by me? Probably not, because usually after I take someone to the cleaners, they don't make much noise after that. Where is Chaos? DMX? Both gone, too scared to face me again, and still too sore from getting completely annihilated by me. Chris Slates? He's a mumbling idiot now, got his ass kicked multiple times, and hasn't been the same since he got the Lumberjack. He had so much promise, but now, that's all been taken away. Hacker, well, he's too stupid to realize that he's too fat and old to be competing on this level, let alone with an Extreme fighting legend like myself. So, now, the question is raised, "Who is next for The Hustler?"

[The Hustler pauses a moment, and begins to stroke his chin for just a bit. He paces around the ring as the cheers for him rise up from the crowd. He returns to the center of the ring, and begins to speak again.]

The Hustler - Well, because I was chosen by Nicky D himself to participate in his tournament, it'll probably be either Sir Psycho Sexy or The Wildman. Two men who are fierce competitors, and probably a good challenge for me. Both have varying styles, one is a veteran of the EWA, the other, and up and coming star. Both though, have one thing in common..... THEY BOTH COULD NOT BEAT ME! I have busted my ass for years now, amassing championship after championship, accolade after accolade, gaining the respect and fear of almost everyone I've dealt with, and now, I'm on top of my game. This is my prime. I am considered one of the greatest hardcore fighters in the world, and this belt around my waist proves it. I back down from no man, I don't care how big or tough he is, I will stand toe-to-toe with any man. I will fight anybody in this tournament, I will fight anybody outside of it, I don't give a shit, because I guaran-fuckin'-tee that I will come out victorious and holding my Extreme Title above my head. So, I guess, what I'm trying to say is, come one, come all, The Hustler stands before you a fighting champion, a sadistic, angry, talented, over-the-edge, successful, and undefeated champion, and I welcome all of you in the back to step up. Because, in time, you WILL all know that......... YOUR PAIN IS MY GAIN!!!

[The Hustler throws down the mic and stands in the middle of the ring as the fans begins to cheer as loud as they possibly can for him. He takes the belt from around his waist, and holds it high above his head. "Walk" by Pantera again blasts over the PA. He turns full circle so that he can face the crowd on all sides of him. He exits the ring and walks to the back, a sadistic grin on his face, and his Extreme Title in his hand.]

The Informer - Well folks, there you have it! The Hustler is still taking names and kicking ass here in the EWA!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Just like he always does!

The Informer - Well folks, looks like Bigg Daddy Deuce is about to pay us a visit.

Eddie Sensation - The Man, The Myth, The Machine!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - [Remains silent]

Vic Canon - You are quite the Deuce mark aren�t ya?

Eddie Sensation - Hell Yeah!! Who�s your daddy, Vic?

[Deuce steps out into the red spotlight wearing an all black Armani suit. With matching shoes and gold frame Gargoyle Sunglasses. His gold chain dangling aound his neck glistens in the spotlight. He walks calmly and confidently towards the ring. He walks up the steel steps and steps through the ropes.]

The Informer - Deuce doesn�t look to happy.

Eddie Sensation - Would you? Think about all the shit that has happened to Deuce in the last two months. I would be serverly irate.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - [Dino stares at Eddie Sensation, and gives him the meanest look you'll ever see.]

[Deuce walks over to the ring ropes and demands a mic.]

Deuce - Day in and day out... I walk through that curtain and I come out here and I bust my balls. And for what? Absolutely NOTHING!! Last night I cleaned the toilets with Zed�s face. When I was through with him he was shitting those little pink mints.

Eddie Sensation - I bet those didn�t taste like chicken!!

The Informer - Eddie please.

Deuce - And the out of no where guess who had to poke his size fitty five head in my business YET AGAIN!!! You guessed it... The Diamond Dick. Now as always Diamante... wants to start shit and run like a bitch. Now me being as pissed as I am of course gives chase..... I must admit there Nick D... you got some wheels under ya! Its convient that Dick Diamante seems to pop up when Zed is down and out. Has anyone ever noticed that?

Eddie Sensation - I have Deuce!! I have!!

Vic Canon - Asskisser!!

Eddie Sensation - Smooch, smooch!!

Deuce - And then Zed... he gets his wind back. Minty fresh I might add. And he gets the one two three. Deuce loses yet again. Well I am sick of losing. Zed... I will beat you. Maybe not tonight, next week or at January�s PPV. But Zed I will get my hands on you and I will kick your ass.

Eddie Sensation - January�s PPV. Man Deuce is looking into the future isn�t he.

The Informer - Its a figure of speech you moron.

Eddie Sensation - I knew that.

Deuce - I forgot to mention a SMALL MINISCULE piece of information. What was his name again? [Deuce turns around, and see's Dino Delsante at ringside...] Oh yeah... Dino Deslante. Boy you just best stay behind the announce table and out of the ring. Cause you stick your nose in my business to many times and I am gonna get into yours. Dino I know you got beef with me. Hell half the damn fed has beef with me. But you know what I don�t give to shits and a fuck what you or anyone else in this fed thinks of the Bigg Daddy. Cause like I have said a million times before and I will say a million times again. I will be EWA Heavyweight Champion. Mark my words.

Vic Canon - Big words for someone that has blown to chances already.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Hahahah, You're damn right Canon!

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP!

Deuce - And Wildman.... oh Wildman. How could I let you walk around with a girl on your arm that you don�t deserve. Just cause you beat that blubber butt Leroy doesn�t mean that you get the girl. Wildman... you have no game. I on the other hand... I got mad game. I got more game than Parker Bros. So Wildman when you decide that you think that you have what it takes to be a man... you come see me. Until then.....

[Deuce tosses the mic to the ring announcer as �I, Zombie� plays through the PA system. Deuce steps through the ropes and heads for the back.]

[The lights in the arena suddenly fall dim, and The Informer stops speaking. "Got The Life" by KoRn blasts over the arena's pa system as purple smoke hit with strobe-lighting fills the entranceway. "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante steps out from behind the cloud of smoke wearing a long, black leather trench coat, long stone-washed jeans, his EWA "Simply 2 Studly" t-shirt, and a pair of Nike boots. The crowd begins to boo extremely loudly reacting to Diamante's actions at Rage in a Cage 2. Nick walks down the aisle with his hands behind his head laughing, as if he had just been arrested. He leaps onto the apron, steps into the ring and grabs the mic aggresively from The Informer's hand...]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - JOIN ME!!! THE KLAN NEEDS YOU TO PUREFY THE WORLD OF ALL IT'S NIG.... HA HA! Nah... Gimme a used car and a half-tank of gas and that'll do the trick. Actually... I think I have a better weapon... be right back folks! [Laughs]

The Informer - Nic... Nick??

[Nick runs back like a child to the back. The entire crowd begins to boo as the frustrating silence builds up...]

Vic Canon - What the heck is Nick doing?? Where did he go...

Eddie Sensation - Last night was a HUGE night for Nicky D, I think he went to go grab a cold one!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - My buddy Nick. He was a hell of a boss in the DOA, and a pretty good wrestler too. It's been a while, but I have to say that after putting Blitzkrieg out for good, Nicky D hasn't lost a step.

Eddie Sensation - How can you say that, Dino? Sir Psycho Sexy worked that knee over two weeks in a row before Diamante got his hands on it!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - But instead of going after the knee and just being focused on that knee, Nick systematically destroyed Blitzkrieg. Before he hit the Cloverleaf, he chopped him down to size.

Vic Canon - If you say so!

[Suddenly a LOUD sounds is heard throughout the arena! The crowd reacts by yelling...]

Vic Canon - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? MY HEART IS POUNDING!

Eddie Sensation - JUDGEMENT DAY!!! THE WORLD I COMING TO AN END!!! WOMEN AND SENSATIONS FIRST!!! CHILDREN LAST!!! RUN... RUN!!!! RUN VIC, RUN!!!!!!

Vic Canon - CALM DOWN EDDIE!!

[All of a sudden, the noise gets louder. The fans focus on the entranceway... and finally.............]

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD NICK DIAMANTE IS COMING OUT HERE ON A TRACTOR!!! JESUS CHRSIT... A TRACTOR, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS ARENA!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAH!!! I GET IT!!! I GET IT!!! JUST LIKE THE OTHER NIGHT AT "WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE!" HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Nick gets back in the ring...]

The Informer - WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT, NICK???

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - [Totally hyper] WHAT??? YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T SEE MY PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT AT "WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE"??? YOU MISSED ME HIT THAT UNFORTUNATE SOUL WITH THIS VERY TRACTOR! DUDE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MISSED! I SUGGEST YOU ORDER THE REPLAY! [Laughs]

The Informer - No, I saw it! I guess I should cover that too. Last night, you, along with a few other EWA stars, set a precident and competed in not 1, but 2 Pay-Per-Views! Rage in a Cage 2 earlier in the night, and When Worlds Collide later! Nick, you gave a good effort in the WWC, but you came up short. Any comments?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Actually, I wanted to address that. Last night, I was one of the final 3 men in the "When Worlds Collide" match. To get there, I defeated world-renouned pro-wrestler "The Pegasus Warrior"! Peggy... dude, great match man... I'll admit it. You had me going for a while, but I'm sure the wrestling world has a new-found respect for Nicky D now that I've beaten someone of your status. As far as the actual final match goes... I wanna congradulate Regulator Rage. Brother, I've never been cool with your style, and I always thought The Regulators had no talent. I'll be a man here... and I'm gonna say I was wrong! You guys do have a great deal of skills, and even though I wasn't at 100% in the "WWC" due to my cage-match earlier in the night against "The Human Inferno" Adam Kress, I'll give you all the credit. You pinned "The Diamond Stud"... you were the better man, but I hope one night you and I can get it on one more time.

The Informer - What about your actions of last night at the EWA's Rage in a Cage 2. Nick... I think I speak for millions of people when I say your actions were repulsive and disgusting!

Vic Canon - I couldn't have said it better myself!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Informer... hush. I'm not going to address those actions yet. Before that, I wanna cover a few things. First of all... I want to announce that "The Diamond Stud Invitational Tournament" begins NEXT WEEK, right here on Tuesday Night Heat! Sir Psycho Sexy will start off this tournament against the man I'm about to let into this tournament!

The Informer - There has been a lot of speculation over who that final man will be. Can you give us the answer?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No, I'm gonna make you wait. [Rolls his eyes...] Sometimes I wonder if the EWA needs to update their employee entrance testing. [Laughs] The answer... plain and simple, it is Mr. Extreme. Mr. Extreme... the lottery ticket is in your hand... all I can say is best of luck, cause you're gonna need it next week against Sir Psycho Sexy!

Eddie Sensation - You can say that again!

The Informer - There you have it! The "TDS" tourney begins next week with Sir Psycho Sexy. And I would assume that the week after that, The Hustler will take on The Wildman?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - You're not as dumb as you look. [Smiles] Ya damn skippy... Hustler vs. Wildman on December 7th's Tuesday Night Heat!

Vic Canon - This tourney is gonna be a dandy!

Eddie Sensation - A what?

Vic Canon - A dandy!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Sure will Canon... I'd like to see whomever the winner is fight Nick! Either way, it'll be a great match!

Eddie Sensation - Canon, this is no time to talk about your sexual life! [Laughs] Or lack there of!

Vic Canon - Hilarious.

The Informer - Can we talk about your actions at Rage in a Cage 2 now?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yes... get out. I don't need you here anymore. Go... split...

Eddie Sensation - AHAHAHAAH!!!

The Informer - But...

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - AH!

[The Informer leaves the ring and heads back to the broadcast booth...]

Eddie Sensation - Welcome back dude! You've just been dissed! [Laughs]

The Informer - Thank you... I enjoyed it too.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Last night, I shocked the world! [Laughs] I'm hearing that a lot of people were offended by my actions... the white hood... the torch... [Laughs]... HELL! I EVEN SAW MY OWN FACE ON THE NEWS LAST NIGHT!

The Informer - That's the truth. He disgraced our sport!

Eddie Sensation - Oh behave! It was just a joke!

Vic Canon - LIKE HELL IT WAS!

Eddie Sensation - LISTEN TO THAT LANGUAGE!!! CANON PROMOTES HELL!! THE DEVIL... ALL THAT IS EVIL!! CALL THE PAPERS... THE TV STATIONS!! THIS IS A MAJOR STORY!

Vic Canon - Oh please!

Eddie Sensation - There, now you know how it feels to be Nick.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - When it comes down to it, I could care less about my actions. I had a good laugh, I pissed a lot of people off... so it's no big deal. "Awesome" Adam Kress is the one to blame, not me! I was mearly mocking his little insult! [Laughs]

The Informer - Leave it to Nicky D to blame his actions on somebody else!

Vic Canon - Yeah! Figures!

[The owner of the Extreme Wrestling Association, Tom Stone appears on the video wall...]

Tom Stone - LIKE HELL ADAM KRESS IS THE ONE TO BLAME! ARE WE SUPPOSSED TO SIT HERE AS YOU FEED US THIS CRAP?

Eddie Sensation - OH MY GOD! IT'S TOM STONE!

The Informer - NOW THIS IS GONNA BE INTERESTING!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - We all know about the interesting past between these two!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - [In a joking fashion...] Aww, come on Tommy... you know it was funny, the way I...

Tom Stone - YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN TO ME!

Vic Canon - YOU GO STONE! LOOK AT THE LOOK ON NICK'S FACE! HE'S PISSED... AS IF HE HAS NEVER BEEN SPOKEN TO IN THAT FASHION!

Tom Stone - You find this funny? Pretending to be a KKK member... insulting our fans' intelligence, and offending many viewers around the world!! DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT HELL I HAVE GONE THROUGH ATTEMPTING TO EXPLAIN TO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THAT THE EWA HAD NO IDEA OF YOUR ACTIONS!!???

The Informer - Damn. I have a feeling this is going to be worse that expected!

Tom Stone - Nick Diamante... since day one back in the EWA, you've been the BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ASS I'VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF WORKING WITH! I should fire you, right here on the spot. All ties severed! I should!

Vic Canon - YEAH! YEAH! GO AHEAD!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Stone and his threats.... [Laughs]... Nick knows he won't do it!

Tom Stone - But I won't, because that would be a bad business decision. But I'll tell you what I'm gonna do instead. For starters, YOU ARE HERE BY SUSPENDED FROM THE EWA FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! WITHOUT PAY!! YOUR MONEY WILL BE GRACIOUSLY DONATED TO A NON-KKK AFFILIATED CHARITY ORGANIZATION OF MY CHOICE!

Eddie Sensation - NO! HE CAN'T DO THAT!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - OUCH!

Tom Stone - But that's not all. "Diamond Stud"... you think you've been real cute with your "conspiracy theory" in the last few weeks? OH, ARE DIAMANTE AND DEUCE IN CAHOOTS... MAYBE WE ARE!! MAYBE WE'RE NOT! [Laughs] To tell you the truth, I COULD CARE LESS!! Cahoots or not, YOU WILL FACE BIGG DADDY DEUCE NEXT WEEK HERE IN THE EWA, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOUR CONTRACT SAYS!

Vic Canon - DEUCE AND DIAMANTE, ONE-ON-ONE NEXT WEEK!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - NICK VS. DEUCE?! WOW!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU SUNNUVABITCH! MY CONTRACT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE POWER TO TOUCH MY CAREER IN ANY WAY!

Tom Stone - WANNA MAKE A BET??? DO YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES THIS LEGAL? THE EWA WAS ALMOST SUED THIS AFTERNOON BY THE PEOPLE WHO BROADCASTED OUR PPV! TO SETTLE THE CONTROVERSY, I TOLD THEM I WOULD MAKE SURE YOU PAID IN THE WORST WAY!

The Informer - This is like watching Judge Judy! [Laughs]

Tom Stone - Nick, there's a little stipulation on your match next week against Deuce, right here on Tuesday Night Heat! If Deuce defeats you in ANY FORM OR FASHION.... [Smiles]

Vic Canon - WHAT??? WHAT??

The Informer - LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! THEY'RE GOING INSANE!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Tom Stone - ...IF HE BEATS YOU, YOUR EWA CONTRACT WILL BE REVOKED AND YOU WILL WRESTLE HERE IN THE EWA WITHOUT ALL YOUR CONTRACTUAL POWER! JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE! Enjoy your week, Diamante! [Laughs]

[The screen fades to black...]

The Informer - CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??? NEXT WEEK, DEUCE AGAINST DIAMANTE... IF DIAMANTE LOSES, HE LOSES HIS CONTRACT AND MUST WRESTLER WITHOUT HIS POWER!

Vic Canon - LOOK AT NICK GOING INSANE IN THE RING!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! I HAVE NEVER ONCE SEEN HIM GO THIS INSANE!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - For once, Nick is the one getting the shaft!

Eddie Sensation - THIS IS WRONG I TELL YOU! WRONG!!

The Informer - WHAT AN ATMOSPHERE!!! WE HAVE TO GO TO COMERCIAL!!! THIS IS MADNESS!!

The Informer - Welcome back to Heat folks... and I think it's safe to say that Nick Diamante has gone NUTS!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - The Diamond Stud has made his presence known tonight, and overall in the EWA. His contract is one of the biggest here. He has carte blanche to do whatever he wants, and in the long run, that might bite Tom Stone in the ass.

Vic Canon - You're damn right it will! And everyone knows it!

Eddie Sensation - Calm down Canon!

The Informer - Well folks, up next is THE match! Zed vs. Thorn, FOR THE TITLE! Let's send it to the ring!

["Love. Dump" by Static-X blasts through the speakers, as Thorn steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent! Standing 6'5" and weighing in at 270 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed!

["Unforgiven" by Metallica blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - There they are folks! One day best friends, one day worst enemies! Thorn enters the ring, and charges at Zed! Zed with a kick to the stomach... He sets up Thorn... POWERBOMB! NO!! THORN REVERSES, HURRICANRANA!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Nice move!

Vic Canon - Thorn bounces off the ropes... Zed is up... Flying Shoulder Tackle! Zed goes down again! Thorn is in complete controll here!

Eddie Sensation - Not for long! My buddy Zed will pull through! I know he will!

The Informer - Thorn is on top... Zed gets to his feet... MISSLE DROPKICK! Thorn goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... No! Zed gets out! Thorn lifts Zed to his feet... Thorn sets him up... Looks like he's going for a brainbuster! No! Zed reverses.... BRAINBUSTER BY ZED!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Zed's getting back into it, like a real fighting champion should!

Vic Canon - Zed runs to the ropes.... MOONSAULT OFF THE SECOND ROPE!

Eddie Sensation - WOW! KICK ASS MOVE!

The Informer - Zed goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... No! Thhorn just gets out!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Great match so far!

Vic Canon - Zed picks up Thorn... He scoops him up... Looks like Zed's attempting a Fallaway Slam! Zed's awful close to the ropes!

Eddie Sensation - OH GOD!!!! FALLAWAY SLAM OVER THE TOP ROPE RIGHT ONTO DINO'S LAP!!!

The Informer - Dino... you alright?? Can you hear us??

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I'm fine... I can hear ya... I'm just not going to get involved in this... Thorn can lay here infront of me the rest of the night for all I care!

Vic Canon - So you're trying not to get involved like Sunday night, eh??

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Watch your mouth Canon... Deuce deserved everything he got! And as much as he thinks, I did NOT cost him that title!

Vic Canon - Well you better get ready to defend yourself, because HERE COMES DEUCE!

Eddie Sensation - AH! Deuce is coming to the announce table!

The Informer - Dino... Dino... SIT!! DINO!!

[Dino Delsante takes off his headset, and stands up.]

Vic Canon - DINO! SIT DOWN! FOLKS, DINO DELSANTE AND DEUCE ARE NOSE TO NOSE! OH! LEFT HAND BY DEUCE! DINO STUMBLES BACKWARDS!

Eddie Sensation - OH! DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN BY DINO!! LEFTS BY DINO!! LEFTS BY DINO!!

The Informer - DEUCE AND DINO ARE BRAWLING ON THE OUTSIDE!!

Vic Canon - THORN THROWS ZED TO THE ROPES... THORN SWINGS FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT MISSES.... OH MY GOD!!! ZED JUST NAILED A SUICIDE DIVE ONTO DINO AND DEUCE!! ALL 3 MEN ARE OUT!!

Eddie Sensation - THORN'S COMING OUT OF THE RING! HE'S LAYING THE BOOTS TO DEUCE AND ZED!! DINO IS ON HIS FEET... HE'S BACK ONTOP OF DEUCE!! THORN IS CHOKING OUT ZED WITH THE CAMERA CORD!!

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL?! THERE GOES THE BELL!!!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has informed my that BOTH men have been COUNTED OUT! But STILL your EWA Heavyweight Champion.... ZED!!!

Vic Canon - OH NO!! THAT'S NOT SITTING WELL WITH THORN! THON IS GOING NUTS ON ZED!! THORN IS GOING CRAZY!!

Eddie Sensation - SOMEONE HELP HIM!!! HELP!!!!

The Informer - WE'RE OUT OF TIME!! WE'LL KEEP THE CAMERA'S ROLLING!! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!!